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<i>Another three bodies were found</i>

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<i>by the Hackensack Mall last night.</i>

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<i>That brings
the total body count to 11.</i>

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<i>Police are still searching
for the mass murderer.</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, the day in Hickory Meadow ♪</i>

6
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<i>♪ A beautiful place to live, not die ♪</i>

7
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<i>♪ Oh, the day in Hickory Meadow ♪</i>

8
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<i>♪ Why ♪</i>

9
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<i>♪ Don't be cautious ♪</i>

10
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<i>♪ Don't be kind ♪</i>

11
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<i>♪ You committed
I'm your crime ♪</i>

12
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<i>♪ Push my button anytime ♪</i>

13
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<i>♪ You got your finger on the trigger ♪</i>

14
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<i>♪ But your trigger finger's mine ♪</i>

15
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<i>♪ Silver dollar ♪</i>

16
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<i>♪ Golden flame ♪</i>

17
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<i>♪ Dirty water ♪</i>

18
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<i>♪ Poison rain ♪</i>

19
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<i>♪ Perfect murder
Take your aim ♪</i>

20
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<i>♪ I don't belong to anyone ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ But everybody knows my name ♪</i>

22
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Hi, Jake.
Twenty bucks for that. Sound fair?

23
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Twenty bucks?

24
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It's got to be worth 20 bucks, right?

25
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- Hey, where'd you get this?
- I have no idea.

26
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Must've been my daughter's, I guess.

27
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Honestly, I don't remember.
You into vintage?

28
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No, I'm into retro.

29
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Oh, what's the difference?

30
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- About 10 bucks.
- Fair enough.

31
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- Well, thanks, Mrs. Jolly.
- Tell your dad I said hello.

32
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Oh. Someone took the butcher knife.

33
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<i>♪ Call me calloused ♪</i>

34
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<i>♪ Call me cold ♪</i>

35
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<i>♪ You're italic, I'm in bold ♪</i>

36
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<i>♪ Call me cocky, watch your tone ♪</i>

37
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<i>♪ You better love me
'Cause you're just a clone ♪</i>

38
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<i>What's up, detectives?
It's me, Devon Evans.</i>

39
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<i>Here in Hackensack,</i>

40
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<i>the mayor likes to say the saints
are always watching over us,</i>

41
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<i>guiding our destinies
and keeping us from harm.</i>

42
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<i>Well, I call bullshit on that.</i>

43
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<i>The mayor wants us to think</i>

44
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<i>we're all living on Main Street
in Disneyland, but the truth is,</i>

45
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<i>Hackensack is a haven
for the bizarre, the fucked-up,</i>

46
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<i>and the straight-up criminally insane.</i>

47
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<i>In the past year alone,
our murder rate has spiked 25%.</i>

48
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<i>In fact, we haven't seen
this kind of violence here</i>

49
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<i>since the Ray family murders
in '65,</i>

50
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<i>a bloodbath that gave birth</i>

51
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<i>to one of the most notorious
serial killers in history,</i>

52
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<i>Charles Lee Ray.</i>

53
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<i>Back in the day,
he was one of us,</i>

54
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<i>growing up right over
on Sherwood Lane.</i>

55
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<i>You won't read about it
in the</i> Times Dispatch,

56
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<i>but you can hear all about it
right here, every week.</i>

57
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<i>Until next time, fellow detectives,</i>

58
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<i>this is Devon Evans bringing you...</i>
Hackenslash.

59
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Binxie?

60
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Here, Binx.

61
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How you doing, Binxie?

62
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Two heads are better than one, right?

63
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Let's see what you're really made of.

64
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Jake!

65
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Jake, I'm home.

66
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Hey.

67
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Wanna play?

68
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Jesus Christ, Jake,
another frickin' doll?

69
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Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.

70
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Hidey-ho!

71
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It's voice-activated.

72
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Hey, I was thinking about using
his head for the sculpture.

73
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What do you think?

74
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I don't know. I'm no art critic.

75
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Well, I'm not asking for a review, Dad.
I just want your opinion.

76
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It's cool, Jake.

77
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Still think you're spending
too much time on it.

78
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Wouldn't hurt you to get out of this room
every once in a while.

79
00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,241
Maybe you could, uh,
ask a girl to a movie.

80
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See a friend or something.

81
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Friends come and go, in my experience.

82
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The work lasts forever.

83
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So does student debt.

84
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You know it's almost impossible
to make a living as an artist?

85
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- Mom did.
- That wasn't a living.

86
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That was a lifestyle,
and it certainly didn't pay the bills.

87
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I did.

88
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You know you're looking more
and more like her every day?

89
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Speaking of which,

90
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I looked into that art camp,
and I don't think it's gonna work out.

91
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- Why not?
- It's 1,000 bucks, Jake.

92
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I'm sorry. Maybe next year.

93
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Besides, you don't wanna be
away from me for a whole month, do you?

94
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- You remember to take your pill today?
- Not yet.

95
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Well, you should take it.
You're gonna need it.

96
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- We're at DEFCON 1 tonight.
- Why?

97
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Your cousin's coming over
for dinner, remember?

98
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- Oh, shit.
- "Shit" is right.

99
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So this is fun.

100
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Can't remember last time
we just sent out for pizza.

101
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Hey, Luke, you got
a little something on your, uh...

102
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Other side. There you go.

103
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- So how's business?
- It's not worth talking about.

104
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Sure, it is.

105
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Things could be better.

106
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I'm drowning.

107
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Uh... I could throw you a little business.

108
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- Bree put a dent in her Lexus.
- That'd be great...

109
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if we handled bodywork.

110
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But we don't.

111
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There's no shame
in getting a little help.

112
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- Who's ashamed?
- You're my brother.

113
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You'd do the same for me.

114
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Come on, Logan.

115
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When have you ever needed help?

116
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Well, Junior has some news.

117
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- Mom.
- Guess who made regionals.

118
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Holy shit. Oh, that's great, Junior.

119
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Isn't that great, Jake? Huh?

120
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He's the best distance runner
at Perry Middle since...

121
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- Well, since his father.
- Yeah!

122
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But regionals is on the 10th.

123
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It's the day I'm painting City Hall
with the Scouts, remember?

124
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You already made Eagle Scout,
which reminds me,

125
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you're gonna need
another extracurricular.

126
00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:17,224
Harvard's gonna want three.

127
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If anyone can handle it, you can.

128
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You know, Jake, the...
the Scouts are taking gays now.

129
00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,734
You should totally come check it out.

130
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- Junior.
- What? It's true.

131
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So what does that mean,
exactly, Eagle Scout?

132
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Did you, like,
sell the most cookies?

133
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No, while you were up in your room
playing with dolls,

134
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I organized a whole book drive
for the homeless.

135
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Yeah, because
keeping up with Harry Potter

136
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is the most pressing issue
facing the homeless.

137
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So, Jake, how is the sculpture
coming along?

138
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- Can we see it yet?
- Soon.

139
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Where do you get the dolls?

140
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Thrift shops,
yard sales, eBay, trash cans.

141
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Andy Warhol once said,

142
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"Just because something's been
thrown away doesn't make it garbage."

143
00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:03,646
Wasn't Warhol gay too?

144
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,481
- Junior, stop it.
- What?

145
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,150
It's the 21st century.
It's cool to be gay now.

146
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,362
- Right, Jake?
- It's a nonissue.

147
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,657
Yeah, it's like being
left-handed or vegan.

148
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,327
Would you give it a rest?

149
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,914
He's 13 years old.
He doesn't know what he is.

150
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Fourteen.

151
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Excuse me.
Lucas, where's your powder room?

152
00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:35,761
It's upstairs where it's always been.

153
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,715
Hey, it's me.

154
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:15,259
Sorry. I... I only have a minute.
I'm with my family.

155
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I just...

156
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,181
I just needed...

157
00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:23,309
Can you hold on a minute?

158
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,922
Oh, my God!

159
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Sorry, I thought someone
was in here with me.

160
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I really need to see you.
Can I call you tomorrow?

161
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,355
Okay.

162
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,965
Binxie!

163
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Here, Binx.

164
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,080
<i>♪ Time to ♪</i>

165
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:13,502
<i>♪ Put my medal on ♪</i>

166
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:19,049
<i>♪ Whose blood to spill I don't know ♪</i>

167
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No more dolls, Jake.

168
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Ever.

169
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<i>♪ Whose side I'm on ♪</i>

170
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<i>♪ Two armies are coming at me ♪</i>

171
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<i>♪ Their flags and weapons look the same ♪</i>

172
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<i>♪ One tells the truth, the other's lying ♪</i>

173
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<i>♪ And they're both calling my name ♪</i>

174
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<i>♪ This is how villains are made ♪</i>

175
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<i>♪ This is how villains are made ♪</i>

176
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,388
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

177
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:13,062
<i>♪ No one ever starts that way ♪</i>

178
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,775
<i>♪ But this is how villains are made ♪</i>

179
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,156
Binxie?

180
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,238
1,500 bucks?

181
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,157
Holy shit.

182
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:14,915
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

183
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,299
<i>♪ Summer sun,
Don't feel a thing ♪</i>

184
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,176
<i>♪ Overthink 'bout everything ♪</i>

185
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,138
<i>♪ When I think of you
You give me chills ♪</i>

186
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,809
<i>♪ Baby, come on
Got what I need ♪</i>

187
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:37,479
<i>♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪</i>

188
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,399
<i>♪ Save me ♪</i>

189
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,444
<i>♪ From my personal hell ♪</i>

190
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,195
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

191
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,072
<i>♪ Exorcise my demons, yeah ♪</i>

192
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,032
<i>♪ Tainted love could get me there ♪</i>

193
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,952
<i>♪ I've been saving all of this for you ♪</i>

194
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,790
<i>♪ Baby, come on, over to me ♪</i>

195
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,918
<i>♪ Come set me free ♪</i>

196
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,379
<i>♪ Baby, come on ♪</i>

197
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,256
<i>♪ Got what I need ♪</i>

198
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,968
<i>♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪</i>

199
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,762
<i>♪ Save me ♪</i>

200
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,347
<i>♪ From my person... ♪</i>

201
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,016
Hey, what up?

202
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:19,539
Still don't understand why you're still
into this stuff. It's so freaking weird.

203
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,124
I think it's a better hobby than running.

204
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,026
<i>♪ Save me ♪</i>

205
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,154
<i>♪ From my personal hell ♪</i>

206
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,572
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

207
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,451
<i>♪ Break me, break me out of myself ♪</i>

208
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,120
Hey, Jake. Awesome Good Guy.

209
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,915
- I'm into vintage too.
- Oh, he's retro.

210
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,875
- Wanna buy it?
- No, thanks.

211
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,002
Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?

212
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,086
Yeah, sure.

213
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,715
This is really awkward,
but do you think that you can,

214
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,343
like, maybe introduce me to your cousin?

215
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,137
- Junior?
- Yeah.

216
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:57,601
I get that a lot.

217
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,396
I'm flattered, really,
but, um... it's not my thing.

218
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, sorry. I didn't know.

219
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,862
Yeah, since cotillion.
Don't you follow my Insta?

220
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,992
Your bed buddy, Jake?
What's his name?

221
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,621
- What's your name?
- Hi, I'm Chucky.

222
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,666
- Wanna play?
- Oh, my God, that's adorable.

223
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,336
- Say, "Cheese."
- Chucky cheese.

224
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,171
You're not tearing him apart, I hope.

225
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,716
- Anything for art, right?
- No, you can't.

226
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,468
Actually, I'm gonna sell him.

227
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,723
Oh, you're selling
your stuff now, Jake?

228
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,142
I didn't realize it'd gotten that bad.

229
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,229
- No.
- I mean, do you need to borrow any money?

230
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,815
- No.
- Seriously, it's no problem.

231
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:46,692
Right?

232
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,527
You know I don't carry cash on me.

233
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,112
- You can Venmo.
- I'm fine.

234
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,863
Being financially disadvantaged

235
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,699
is nothing
to be ashamed of, Jake.

236
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,742
- Right?
- I'm not.

237
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,012
Well, see you later.

238
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,705
Yeah, see you in class.

239
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,418
I just had the most amazing idea.

240
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,024
Maybe you should
give the guy a break.

241
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,091
Don't go soft on me, babe.

242
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:15,429
E.B. White said that explaining a joke
is like dissecting a frog.

243
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,473
You understand it better,

244
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:23,562
but unfortunately,
the frog dies in the process.

245
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,025
Jake, are you okay?

246
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,903
Uh, yeah, I just... I don't...
I don't think I can do this.

247
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,405
Do you have a religious conflict?

248
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,824
No, I just...

249
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,660
I can't stand the sight of blood.

250
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,704
- Pussy.
- Oliver, mind your fucking business.

251
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,623
- Ooh!
- Look, you can do this.

252
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,466
Just make a vertical incision
down the length

253
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,876
of the abdomen,
like I showed you.

254
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,089
Sometimes the heart will go on beating
for a few minutes after death.

255
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:49,272
Oh. Oh, no, Jake, that isn't quite right.

256
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,233
No, I-I didn't do that.

257
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,419
What is going on?

258
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,838
Lexy's new GoFundMe.

259
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,049
Oliver, let me see that.

260
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348
Here you go, Wheeler.

261
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,601
Don't spend it all
in one place.

262
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:33,233
Hey, for homework tonight,
read chapter 12 of your zoology book.

263
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,651
We do have a quiz tomorrow.

264
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,324
Don't forget your boy toy.

265
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,088
Oliver, get the hell out of here.

266
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,162
Jake.

267
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,625
Hey, Miss F, can you maybe
keep this until I sell it?

268
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,420
- It won't fit in my locker.
- Of course.

269
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,423
- Thanks.
- No problem.

270
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,557
Just a moment, Lexy.
I'd like a word.

271
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,142
You can close the door.

272
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,898
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

273
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,866
I want you to take the page down,
right now.

274
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,660
But, Miss Fairchild,
I've already raised $75.

275
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,122
I'm just trying to help
a fellow student who's in need.

276
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,332
Lexy, you're not very funny.

277
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083
Poverty's no laughing matter.

278
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,711
What has Jake Wheeler
ever done to you, anyway?

279
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,964
Nothing.

280
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,719
You know, I was a lot like you
when I was your age.

281
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:48,141
Entitled, arrogant,
and secretly terrified.

282
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,228
And what is it
I'm supposedly so afraid of?

283
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,980
The creeping realization that real life

284
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,733
is gonna be a lot more challenging
than middle school

285
00:21:56,817 --> 00:22:00,862
and that no matter how pretty or popular

286
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:03,073
or important you might think
you are right now,

287
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,868
in the end, nobody gets
everything they want in life.

288
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,370
Don't worry about me, Miss F.

289
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,249
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to end up
teaching eighth grade biology.

290
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,376
Just take the page down, Lexy,

291
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:18,505
and you can report to detention
right after school.

292
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:24,386
What I'm doing is admirable,
and if you try to stop me

293
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,181
or penalize me in any way,
my parents will sue the school.

294
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,393
Can I go now?

295
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:35,480
You know, I think Mrs. McVey
should be part of this conversation.

296
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:36,940
You can repeat your threat to her.

297
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,068
Happy to. She and my mom
are in the same Pilates class.

298
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,696
Wait here.

299
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,430
<i>Crime is complicated,</i>

300
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,000
<i>especially in the eyes of the victim,
the marginalized.</i>

301
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,461
<i>It's not just murders
and robberies.</i>

302
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,965
<i>There are silent crimes,
socially accepted crimes,</i>

303
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,592
<i>systemic crimes against humanity,</i>

304
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:07,012
<i>crimes happening every day,
all around us.</i>

305
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,815
<i>You can't always hear
the victims screaming.</i>

306
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,267
<i>They are, though.
You just have to listen hard enough.</i>

307
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,021
- Okay if I sit here?
- Uh... yeah.

308
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,190
- What are you listening to?
- Nothing.

309
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,610
You were listening to something.
Every day I see you here,

310
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,170
you're totally wrapped up
in whatever it is.

311
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,740
Uh... I was watching
"Vampire Diaries," actually.

312
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,950
For real? Is it good?

313
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,578
- It's sort of a guilty pleasure.
- What's it about?

314
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:38,668
Uh... well, it's about the unbreakable bond
between brothers.

315
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,963
Strong enough to survive anything,
even their worst mistakes.

316
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,215
But it's also, like,
super hot vampires, right?

317
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,718
Yeah, they're super hot.

318
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,847
- I'll check it out.
- Coolio.

319
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,643
Uh... hey, I'm in the talent show tomorrow.
You should come.

320
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,853
I'll check it out.

321
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,939
Coolio.

322
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,692
Uh... anyways, listen, um...
I wanted to ask you something.

323
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,861
This is kind of awkward.

324
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,656
- Um...
- What?

325
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,784
Well, first of all,
I know you listen to my show.

326
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,287
That's not a question.

327
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,665
Well, I mean, I know
you were listening just now.

328
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,042
- I saw.
- Okay.

329
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:23,213
So I was wondering if maybe...

330
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,758
well, I was wondering if maybe you'd
be interested in coming on my podcast.

331
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:29,386
What?

332
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,189
I wanna do a whole series
on bullying, Jake.

333
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,515
I thought you were into true crime.

334
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,808
Bullying is a crime, Jake.

335
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,102
I mean, just here in Hackensack,
we have Lexy, Oliver...

336
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,353
Junior.

337
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,854
No. Junior's a good guy.

338
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,874
Junior's my cousin.
Believe me, he's not a good guy.

339
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,192
It's Lexy. I don't know
what he sees in her. But, Jake...

340
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,403
Hey, do I look like the poster boy
for losers to you?

341
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,926
- No, I just thought that...
- I'm not interested. I gotta go.

342
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:52,575
Loser.

343
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,889
Lexy, what's going on?

344
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,515
Nothing. Okay, I have to go.

345
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,641
I have rehearsal.

346
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,644
Not so fast. I want you
to tell Mrs. McVey what you told me.

347
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,688
I'll take the page down, okay?
I have to go.

348
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,857
I think I lost my phone.
Just keep an eye out for it.

349
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,069
I gotta stop smoking
so much weed before class.

350
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,987
Yeah, good idea.

351
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,158
Okay, well, that was way easier
than it should've been.

352
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,920
- Hello?
<i>- I'm calling about the doll.</i>

353
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,675
- That was fast.
<i>- What condition is he in?</i>

354
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,052
He's good. Really good.

355
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,972
- Mint, actually.
<i>- Is he there with you now?</i>

356
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,474
No, he's sort of in storage.

357
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:23,268
<i>Is his name Chucky?</i>

358
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,897
Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

359
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,568
- How'd you know?
<i>- Listen to me carefully.</i>

360
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:37,198
<i>I know this is gonna sound strange,
but has anything weird happened lately?</i>

361
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,366
<i>I mean, with Chucky.</i>

362
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,618
Well, this conversation
has been pretty weird.

363
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:43,204
<i>Be very careful with that doll.</i>

364
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,873
<i>- Do you understand?</i>
- What?

365
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,709
<i>Have you checked his batteries?</i>

366
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,837
- What are you talking about?
<i>- Wait, hold on a second.</i>

367
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,631
<i>Hello? Is somebody there?</i>

368
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,509
Hello?

369
00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,304
Dad, are you okay?

370
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:46,184
Yeah. I was up late doing payroll.

371
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,063
Dad, we need to talk.

372
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:53,858
I agree.

373
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:58,446
I like to be hugged.

374
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:02,033
Found this in the bathroom.
I thought we got rid of that.

375
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,327
Yeah, I'm working on it.

376
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,313
That was so beautiful, Devon.

377
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,398
Was it meant
for anyone special?

378
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,318
Only for you, Lexy.

379
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,402
I think you're lying.

380
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,948
Okay, I see some familiar
faces in the crowd tonight.

381
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,160
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.

382
00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,704
Hey, brat.

383
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,914
Oh, and I think I see Devon's mom.

384
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:35,376
Mrs. Evans, you must be so proud.

385
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,338
- Yes, I am.
- Aw.

386
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:42,091
And is that Jake Wheeler
sitting right across from you?

387
00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,177
- Loser!
- Boo!

388
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,804
- Loser!
- Hey, Jake. Enjoying the show?

389
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,181
Uh, yeah.

390
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,725
What did you think of Devon?

391
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,146
- It was good.
- Just good?

392
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:56,814
Come on, Jake, don't be shy.

393
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:01,194
Now is your chance
to tell Dev and his mom

394
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,321
what you really think.

395
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,495
Hey, Lexy! Lexy!

396
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,998
Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?

397
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:17,794
Who is that?

398
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,137
Little help here, Jake.

399
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,487
Okay.

400
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,587
What are you doing?

401
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:13,307
Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.

402
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,103
You get that now, Jake, right?

403
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:21,357
- Yeah, I get it.
- Now, I said "friend," Jake.

404
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,901
Nothing more.

405
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,279
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

406
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:34,036
Hey, look what I found.

407
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:36,622
- My phone!
- Boo!

408
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,666
Ah!

409
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,712
Lots of pics of Junior.

410
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:48,801
Lots of pics of Oliver too.

411
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,596
Uh-oh.

412
00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:53,848
Guess that was a secret.

413
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,144
- Jake, stop it.
- I'm not doing this.

414
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:02,106
We all have our secrets...
right, Bree?

415
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,528
Here's Lexy's search history.

416
00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:11,073
Apparently, she's Botox curious.

417
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,535
She's into Pokémon porn...

418
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,079
...and look what she keeps googling.

419
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:21,459
"Why do my farts smell so good?"

420
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,169
Adorable.

421
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:54,075
It's contagious, isn't it?
Laughing at people.

422
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,494
Well, guess what, dickheads.

423
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,162
Okay, that's enough.

424
00:33:58,246 --> 00:33:59,956
Now the joke's on you.

425
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,917
- Fun's over. Let's go.
- You're all a bunch of fucking assholes.

426
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,585
- Let's go.
- I'm out of here.

427
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,146
Come on, come on.

428
00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:29,610
Your teacher called.

429
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:31,988
You proud of yourself?

430
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,826
I'm sorry, if that's what you mean.

431
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:39,996
You're not sorry.

432
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,498
You are suspended.

433
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:46,544
It wasn't my fault.

434
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:55,428
You insulted your friends and your family
in front of the entire school.

435
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,512
They deserved it.

436
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,181
- And they're not my friends.
- They used to be.

437
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:04,270
You used to have friends, Jake.
What happened to you?

438
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:07,690
It doesn't bother you that everybody
thinks you're fucking weird, huh?

439
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,402
You don't care that they think I'm weird.
You just care that they know I'm a fag.

440
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:15,448
Listen to me. Listen to me.

441
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:18,367
You say that again and I will kill you.
You hear me?

442
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,829
You hear me?

443
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,792
Should've been you
inside that car instead of Mom.

444
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,381
Get off of me!

445
00:35:41,015 --> 00:35:42,350
Go to your room, Jake.

446
00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:46,854
- Give me that.
- No, Dad, I don't think you wa...

447
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,272
Go to your room! Go!

448
00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:51,442
I don't wanna see you anymore.
Get up there!

449
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,905
- I hate you! I fucking hate you!
- Yeah?

450
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,318
Who drank my whiskey?

451
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:36,153
The fuck?

452
00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:41,575
Ah, son of a bitch.

453
00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,281
Ah...

454
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,376
Dad?

455
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:04,760
Jake?

456
00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:07,012
I'm Detective Evans.

457
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:09,265
This is my partner, Detective Peyton.

458
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,268
I think you're in the same class
as my son.

459
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,688
- Devon.
- That's right.

460
00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:19,984
Look, Jake, your uncle's on his way over.

461
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,987
He's gonna take you to stay
at his place tonight.

462
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:25,406
I cannot imagine
what you're going through.

463
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,784
You sure you don't wanna
see the grief counselor?

464
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,412
No, thanks.

465
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:33,455
Okay.

466
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:37,751
I just have a couple questions,
if you're up for it.

467
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:39,169
Is that okay, Jake?

468
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:46,927
Did you know there was a break-in
at the school last night?

469
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:51,599
- No.
- No real harm done.

470
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,267
God knows I did worse in my day.

471
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,562
The funny thing is,
the only thing missing was a doll.

472
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,608
Your teacher said
it belonged to you, Jake.

473
00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:04,194
I caught your act at school today.
You were incredible.

474
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:10,242
I'm sorry. I-I-I shouldn't have lied.
I've never done anything like that before.

475
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:12,995
Don't worry.
You're not in any kind of trouble.

476
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,248
I just wanna get something straight.

477
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,711
So you broke into the school

478
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,005
in the middle of the night
just to get your doll?

479
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:27,343
Uh... I-I needed him
to practice for the talent show.

480
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,853
Hey. You're all right.

481
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,659
I'm sorry.

482
00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:57,081
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

483
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,376
It was an accident.
It's not your fault.

484
00:41:01,669 --> 00:41:02,670
You okay?

485
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:07,716
- Was he drinking?
- Looks like it. Yes.

486
00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,012
Thank you. Come on.

487
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:20,187
Oh, Jake.

488
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:23,649
What happened to your nose?

489
00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:25,818
I fell.

490
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:28,070
Oh. Okay.

491
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:32,116
Thank you, Mr. Wheeler.
Thank you, Jake.

492
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,575
I'm very sorry for your loss.

493
00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:42,292
So what are we calling it?

494
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,170
Death by misadventure.

495
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,881
For now.

496
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:18,203
Hi, Jake.

497
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,585
So you're gonna come stay with us now.

498
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:26,920
Okay. Thank you.

499
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,632
Can I get you anything?
Are you hungry?

500
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,970
Do you want something to drink?
It's important to stay hydrated.

501
00:42:35,763 --> 00:42:37,264
No, I'm okay. Thanks.

502
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,860
Why don't you
show Jake to his room?

503
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,269
Shit.

504
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,623
So this is yours.

505
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,378
Make yourself at home.

506
00:43:08,462 --> 00:43:10,005
The bathroom's down the hall.

507
00:43:10,089 --> 00:43:14,301
Wi-Fi password is "EAGLESCOUT,"
all uppercase.

508
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,096
Is there anything else you need?

509
00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:19,556
I think I'm good.

510
00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:24,728
I want you to know
that we're here for you, Jake.

511
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:27,022
All of us. You're not alone.

512
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:29,983
Thanks, Aunt Bree.

513
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:41,453
Jake. What did you mean today?

514
00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:45,207
At the talent show, you know,
about me having a secret.

515
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,709
Um... I-I was just trying to be funny.

516
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,087
I didn't... I didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry.

517
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,881
Okay.

518
00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:55,134
Get some rest.

519
00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:20,450
Talk to me.

520
00:44:22,953 --> 00:44:24,621
I said talk to me, damn it.

521
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,711
All right. I'm gonna make you...

522
00:44:35,549 --> 00:44:40,554
Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.

523
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,599
Hidey-fucking-ho.

524
00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:47,936
Holy shit.

525
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:51,857
I know.

526
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,694
You... you killed him.

527
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,031
- You really did it.
- We did it, Jake.

528
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,908
I didn't want him dead.

529
00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:04,578
What did you think I was gonna do,
ask him for a hug?

530
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,205
He got what he deserved.

531
00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:09,625
He... he wasn't always like that.
When I was younger, he was really cool.

532
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:12,127
I know an asshole when I see one.

533
00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,174
After my mom died, he just...
he couldn't deal.

534
00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:20,552
Oh, I thought we were talking
about the cat.

535
00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:24,181
You really are Charles Lee Ray.

536
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,143
But my friends all call me Chucky.

537
00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:38,946
Now, let's talk about that bitch Lexy.

538
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:58,840
Charles.

539
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:05,597
<i>♪ When you see me
Start to look at you ♪</i>

540
00:46:05,681 --> 00:46:08,267
<i>♪ And, babe, you know
I'm gonna be lonely ♪</i>

541
00:46:08,976 --> 00:46:10,602
<i>♪ On my way ♪</i>

542
00:46:12,062 --> 00:46:13,981
<i>♪ If you see me start to fall ♪</i>

543
00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:16,191
<i>♪ Unless you wanna see me crawl ♪</i>

544
00:46:16,275 --> 00:46:18,151
<i>♪ Then tell me that you're here ♪</i>

545
00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:19,444
<i>♪ Stay with me ♪</i>

546
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,863
<i>♪ Come with me ♪</i>

547
00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:24,533
<i>♪ Come with me ♪</i>

548
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,535
<i>♪ Come with ♪</i>

