1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:02,812 --> 00:00:04,040 Ready? 3 00:00:04,812 --> 00:00:07,610 Hi, it's Rachel and Phoebe's. Please. . . 4 00:00:07,812 --> 00:00:09,404 -. . .Ieave-- -Leave. 5 00:00:10,972 --> 00:00:12,246 But I just said "Ieave. " 6 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:15,245 I know because you have all the good words. 7 00:00:15,612 --> 00:00:19,969 What do I get? I get "it's," "and. " Oh, I'm sorry, I have "a. " Forget it. 8 00:00:20,692 --> 00:00:23,126 -That's silly. -All right. So let's switch. 9 00:00:23,372 --> 00:00:25,442 No, I have all the good words. 10 00:00:25,932 --> 00:00:27,923 Okay, fine, fine. We can switch. 11 00:00:30,612 --> 00:00:31,886 - Hi. . . -. . .everybody. . . 12 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,042 -. . .it's. . . -. . .Rachel. . . 13 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:34,168 -. . .and. . . -. . .Phoebe's. 14 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,448 Wait. How did you do that? 15 00:00:36,692 --> 00:00:38,045 What? 16 00:00:38,892 --> 00:00:41,611 Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you? 17 00:00:42,652 --> 00:00:46,167 Can we finish this later? I'm going running before it gets dark. 18 00:00:46,612 --> 00:00:48,762 -Why don't you come with me? -Really? 19 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:53,528 It'll be fun! We'll run in the park. It'll be our roommate-bonding thing. 20 00:00:53,732 --> 00:00:55,131 Okay, let's go running! 21 00:00:55,372 --> 00:00:57,681 -There's cute guys there. -Let's run towards them! 22 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:01,170 Wait just one more second. 23 00:01:01,412 --> 00:01:04,051 Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks! 24 00:01:04,812 --> 00:01:07,007 Wait a minute. You took all the words! 25 00:01:07,212 --> 00:01:09,726 You've met your match, Rachel Greene! 26 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:13,323 The One Where Phoebe Runs 27 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:14,481 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI 28 00:01:49,292 --> 00:01:51,965 I just finished this fascinating book. 29 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:55,249 By the year 2030, there'll be computers. . . 30 00:01:55,452 --> 00:02:00,287 . . .that can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain. 31 00:02:00,532 --> 00:02:02,523 So, theoretically, you could download. . . 32 00:02:02,772 --> 00:02:06,048 . . .your thoughts and memories into this computer. . . 33 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:10,285 . . .and live forever as a machine. 34 00:02:14,332 --> 00:02:18,007 And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. 35 00:02:21,932 --> 00:02:25,561 Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor. 36 00:02:27,652 --> 00:02:30,849 -I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. -So you can move them! 37 00:02:32,332 --> 00:02:35,881 And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. 38 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,881 Hey, everybody! I'd like you to meet Janine. 39 00:02:41,132 --> 00:02:43,009 She's gonna be my new roommate! 40 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:49,083 And she's gonna live with me! 41 00:02:50,932 --> 00:02:52,684 It's nice to meet you. Janine. . .? 42 00:02:52,932 --> 00:02:54,081 Le Croix. 43 00:02:54,332 --> 00:02:56,971 I didn't know that. What a pretty last name. 44 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,731 So where are you from? 45 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,849 Australia. I just moved here. 46 00:03:02,052 --> 00:03:03,451 From the land down under? 47 00:03:03,652 --> 00:03:05,643 I didn't know that either! 48 00:03:06,892 --> 00:03:08,371 So what do you do? 49 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:11,285 -I'm a dancer. -You're a dancer? 50 00:03:11,612 --> 00:03:13,409 She's a dancer! 51 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:17,847 I think I'll go unpack. 52 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:31,246 Did you interview her before you asked her to move in? 53 00:03:31,492 --> 00:03:32,368 Of course! 54 00:03:33,132 --> 00:03:34,565 What did you ask her? 55 00:03:34,812 --> 00:03:36,450 When can you move in? 56 00:03:38,932 --> 00:03:41,685 Thank you for bringing her into our lives. 57 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:44,488 Unbelievable. 58 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:46,651 You like her too? 59 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,570 Look at all the boxes! 60 00:03:50,332 --> 00:03:52,482 I cannot wait to ask her out. 61 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,883 Wait a minute. You can't. She's your roommate. 62 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:57,451 It'll be too complicated. 63 00:03:57,692 --> 00:03:59,091 Yeah, don't do it. 64 00:03:59,332 --> 00:04:02,483 I mean, if you date her, then I can't date her. 65 00:04:03,532 --> 00:04:06,842 Think about it. Remember when you broke up with Donna. . . 66 00:04:07,092 --> 00:04:10,243 . . .how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket? 67 00:04:10,492 --> 00:04:11,845 Oh, God, yeah. 68 00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:14,560 Now imagine you live at the supermarket. 69 00:04:14,812 --> 00:04:15,927 Okay! 70 00:04:19,012 --> 00:04:22,163 You're right! I don't want that. I can't date her. 71 00:04:22,412 --> 00:04:26,291 You'd better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble. 72 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,250 Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon. 73 00:04:28,492 --> 00:04:31,723 It's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. 74 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:35,644 You're around me all the time, and you don't flirt. 75 00:04:36,492 --> 00:04:38,801 A little sad about that, sweetie? 76 00:04:44,132 --> 00:04:47,249 I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I'll catch up. 77 00:04:51,732 --> 00:04:54,929 Come on, that's not running! Let's go! 78 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:02,642 I'm telling you, when she runs. . . 79 00:05:02,892 --> 00:05:04,883 . . .she looks like Kermit the Frog. . . 80 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:07,043 . . .and the Six Million Dollar Man. 81 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:11,602 Monica had such a crush on him. 82 00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:16,130 She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. 83 00:05:16,372 --> 00:05:17,487 I used to do that too! 84 00:05:17,732 --> 00:05:20,929 Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"? 85 00:05:22,732 --> 00:05:24,529 Oh, Mon. 86 00:05:26,652 --> 00:05:28,324 So Phoebe runs weird, huh? 87 00:05:28,932 --> 00:05:31,492 Yeah. And I know she'll want to run again. 88 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,485 I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her. 89 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:37,690 Why don't you be straight with her? Tell her the truth. 90 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:41,242 You're right. I should just tell her the truth. 91 00:05:42,452 --> 00:05:46,445 Pheebs, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever! 92 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:50,002 Why? Why would you do that? 93 00:05:50,452 --> 00:05:51,362 I don't know. 94 00:05:53,012 --> 00:05:55,082 Rachel, I'm sorry I hurt your ankles. 95 00:05:55,452 --> 00:05:56,248 Ankle. 96 00:05:56,452 --> 00:05:57,680 We'll see. 97 00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:04,288 Okay. I am officially unpacked. 98 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,170 Thanks for helping me, man. 99 00:06:07,052 --> 00:06:08,007 Joe? 100 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,482 Well, I guess Joey went home. 101 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:20,961 And look, there is still one box I have to unpack. 102 00:06:24,292 --> 00:06:25,520 I got you! 103 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,042 Oh, my God. . . 104 00:06:28,252 --> 00:06:30,288 . . .you almost gave me a heart attack. 105 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:33,401 It was so hard not to laugh. 106 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:36,248 Hey, the place looks great. 107 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:37,561 Not bad, right? 108 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:41,441 Monica's working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. 109 00:06:42,052 --> 00:06:43,280 You know what else I'll do? 110 00:06:43,532 --> 00:06:46,285 I'm gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers. 111 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,284 Who wouldn't want to live with me? 112 00:06:48,732 --> 00:06:49,801 I don't. 113 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:54,041 No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer! 114 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:57,090 How's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing? 115 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:59,084 So far. But it's tough. 116 00:06:59,332 --> 00:07:03,245 I've got this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. 117 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:07,809 How you doing? 118 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:14,050 Oh, man! 119 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:17,682 Sorry. There's just more room out here. 120 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:22,847 No, you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too. 121 00:07:28,892 --> 00:07:30,371 Why don't you try to be. . .? 122 00:07:31,612 --> 00:07:32,965 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 123 00:07:33,212 --> 00:07:34,884 I didn't want you to touch me. . . 124 00:07:35,132 --> 00:07:38,090 . . .because I'm all sweaty from the workout. 125 00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:39,891 I'm gonna hit the shower. 126 00:07:42,932 --> 00:07:44,411 Oh, my God! 127 00:07:44,652 --> 00:07:46,483 Sorry about that stuff hanging in there. 128 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,451 It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. 129 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:03,531 Oh, yeah, it's me. 130 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:06,730 I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. 131 00:08:07,052 --> 00:08:09,088 You lied so you could run by yourself. 132 00:08:09,332 --> 00:08:11,288 No, Phoebe, no. I was. . . . 133 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,090 I was actually just checking. . . 134 00:08:13,332 --> 00:08:14,367 . . .to see. . . 135 00:08:14,612 --> 00:08:16,250 . . .if I could run. And I can! 136 00:08:16,492 --> 00:08:17,891 Please, I'm not an idiot. 137 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,360 No, wait. Phoebe? 138 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:34,365 Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. 139 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:37,929 So, Mondler. . . . 140 00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:43,246 What are you doing? 141 00:08:43,492 --> 00:08:45,562 What does it look like? I am cleaning. 142 00:08:45,812 --> 00:08:48,963 Did you get Monica's authorization to move all her stuff? 143 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,647 I don't need that. I'll put everything back. 144 00:08:51,892 --> 00:08:54,042 Put it back exactly where you found it? 145 00:08:54,252 --> 00:08:57,324 Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it. 146 00:08:57,652 --> 00:09:00,041 First of all, that attitude is not helping. 147 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:03,443 She won't care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. 148 00:09:03,652 --> 00:09:07,042 Hello? Did you just meet Monica? 149 00:09:08,052 --> 00:09:10,885 She'll recognize that I did a nice thing. . . 150 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:12,724 . . .and appreciate it. 151 00:09:13,372 --> 00:09:15,328 Actually, this will work out well. 152 00:09:15,532 --> 00:09:17,363 Because when you move back with Joey. . . 153 00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:20,445 . . .Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me. 154 00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:23,441 Oh, I see. You're trying to freak me out. 155 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:28,129 Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? 156 00:09:28,372 --> 00:09:32,843 Believe me, I lived with her for 1 6 years. She's going to freak out. 157 00:09:33,052 --> 00:09:35,441 Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you. 158 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,568 No, she is not. I'll prove it to you. 159 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,450 I'll call her right now. 160 00:09:41,732 --> 00:09:43,051 Phone's done. 161 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,049 -Hey, Mon. How's it going? -Terrible. 162 00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:50,442 If I want something done right, I have to do it myself. 163 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,284 Other people just wreck stuff. 164 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,247 I think I might kill someone tonight. 165 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,647 Come on, it can't be that bad. 166 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,484 The only thing getting me through. . . 167 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,529 . . .is knowing I'll see you soon. 168 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,889 I might even try to get out of here early. 169 00:10:08,132 --> 00:10:09,850 It sounds like they need you there. 170 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:13,482 -You're just hanging out with Ross? -It's all good! Okay, bye! 171 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:16,645 She's gonna kill me. 172 00:10:17,212 --> 00:10:19,487 The phone was facing the other way. 173 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,522 And that goes back up there. 174 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,483 We should start with the big stuff. 175 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:32,042 That'll be the easiest. Let's start with the couch. 176 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,567 I got it. 177 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:40,129 That doesn't look right. 178 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:43,364 What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet. 179 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:47,730 Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on. . . . 180 00:10:49,012 --> 00:10:50,570 Okay, here's what we do. 181 00:10:50,812 --> 00:10:53,087 We move the couch closer to the coffee table. 182 00:10:53,332 --> 00:10:56,165 But then the back of the couch won't line up with the carpet. 183 00:10:56,412 --> 00:10:59,370 Well, we'll just move the coffee table. . . 184 00:10:59,612 --> 00:11:00,567 . . .closer to the couch. 185 00:11:00,812 --> 00:11:05,727 But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area. 186 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:09,330 But the coffee table doesn't match the table! 187 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:14,650 Look, what am I gonna do? 188 00:11:14,892 --> 00:11:19,204 I'm not flirting, but I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame! 189 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,647 What the hell's going on over here? 190 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:29,531 Monica's gonna kill you! 191 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,287 I need your help. 192 00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:35,968 I have to do something to repel this woman. 193 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,964 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 194 00:11:38,212 --> 00:11:39,930 You guys repel women all the time! 195 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,960 Hey, I've been married three times. 196 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:50,847 No, I've seen it happen. 197 00:11:51,092 --> 00:11:54,721 You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. 198 00:11:56,012 --> 00:11:57,206 What's your secret? 199 00:11:58,732 --> 00:12:00,848 We do not repel women, okay? 200 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:02,690 That is completely untrue. 201 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,366 Oh, yes, we do, my man. 202 00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:08,247 Remember when we went to a dance. . . 203 00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:11,450 . . .and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked. . . 204 00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:14,047 . . .about the lrish potato famine? 205 00:12:14,932 --> 00:12:17,765 What about you? You weren't so hot either. 206 00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:20,207 After everything he said, he'd go-- 207 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:25,929 Monica doesn't like that either. I should stop doing that. 208 00:12:26,732 --> 00:12:29,644 Girls don't like it when I start talking about science. 209 00:12:29,892 --> 00:12:31,962 That's not specific to girls. 210 00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:35,681 This is great. What else? 211 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,650 They don't like you correcting their grammar. 212 00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:41,168 And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. 213 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:46,207 They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you. 214 00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:50,801 -Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. -I'm never gonna find love again. 215 00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:58,360 -Can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 216 00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:06,964 Phoebe, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, okay? 217 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,248 I handled the situation horribly. 218 00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:11,767 And I should not have lied to you. 219 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,569 So what should you have done? 220 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,968 I should have told you the truth. 221 00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:19,331 Which is? 222 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:24,568 Well, the reason I didn't want to go running with you is. . . 223 00:13:25,132 --> 00:13:26,247 . . .because. . . 224 00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:29,649 . . .the way that you run is just a little. . . . 225 00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,491 -So? -It's embarrassing. 226 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:35,848 People were looking at us like we were crazy. 227 00:13:36,052 --> 00:13:38,771 -Why do you care? -Because they're people! 228 00:13:39,332 --> 00:13:41,892 People you don't know and will never see again. 229 00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:44,168 Yes, but still they are people. . . 230 00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:45,640 . . .with eyes. 231 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:50,289 I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss. . . . 232 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,360 But okay. 233 00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:58,651 I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. 234 00:13:58,852 --> 00:14:00,444 Okay. You're uptight. 235 00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:03,291 What? I am not uptight. 236 00:14:05,092 --> 00:14:08,971 I am not uptight, man. 237 00:14:10,732 --> 00:14:13,929 That's okay. I'm not judging you. That's just who you are. 238 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:17,443 I'm more free, you know. I run like I did when I was a kid. . . 239 00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:20,286 . . .because that's the only way it's fun, you know? 240 00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:23,842 Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off. . . 241 00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:28,728 . . .Iike when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? 242 00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:33,281 The neighbor's dog. 243 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,525 Is this in the right place? 244 00:14:39,732 --> 00:14:41,848 Who cares? I repel women. 245 00:14:45,212 --> 00:14:46,486 You can't come in here! 246 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,324 Ross is naked! 247 00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:56,849 I couldn't say I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked. 248 00:14:57,052 --> 00:14:59,282 Why does anyone have to be naked? 249 00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,443 Why is Ross naked? 250 00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:09,481 I had to show Chandler something. 251 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,088 Naked? 252 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:17,843 I guess I have. . . 253 00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:20,170 . . .a "guy" problem. 254 00:15:21,852 --> 00:15:24,446 Is it the same thing Chandler had? 255 00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:31,691 We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! 256 00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:35,805 There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom. 257 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,645 -Bye. -Bye! 258 00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:45,601 Thank God. 259 00:15:49,212 --> 00:15:50,804 Dude, what'd you have? 260 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:55,131 We have no time, okay? We must focus. 261 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,045 We've got to get everything back into its original place. 262 00:15:58,252 --> 00:15:59,162 The photo album! 263 00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:03,087 There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. 264 00:16:03,332 --> 00:16:05,766 We just match everything to the pictures! 265 00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:08,207 That's perfect! That's brilliant! 266 00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,121 What'd you have? 267 00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:17,323 I've got some beer for you. 268 00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:21,524 Don't you mean "for whom"? 269 00:16:23,412 --> 00:16:24,481 Sure. 270 00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:28,245 I was gonna order some pizza. You wanna share one? 271 00:16:28,452 --> 00:16:31,649 Pizza? It's not like I never had that before. 272 00:16:34,812 --> 00:16:36,006 Is something wrong? 273 00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,084 All right, all right. 274 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,085 Let's just get this out in the open, okay? 275 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:43,208 You're hot. 276 00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:45,762 I'm lovable. 277 00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:50,282 Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us. 278 00:16:50,532 --> 00:16:51,647 But we're roommates. . . 279 00:16:51,892 --> 00:16:55,362 . . .and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. 280 00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:59,041 Imagine living in a supermarket. . . 281 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,605 . . .and you'll understand. 282 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:06,247 Okay? So the question is, what do we do? 283 00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:08,044 There isn't anything to do. 284 00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:10,681 I think you're really sweet. 285 00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:13,326 But I'm not interested in you like that. 286 00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,087 No, I mean. . . . 287 00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:26,762 You're a nice guy, and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend. 288 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,889 I'm just, you know, I just. . . 289 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,204 . . .don't feel that way about you. 290 00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:36,766 I see what happened. 291 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,926 It's because I was trying to repel you. 292 00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:44,842 Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on. 293 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,127 -I don't think so. -Oh, I do. 294 00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:52,923 How you doing? 295 00:17:54,852 --> 00:17:55,728 I'm okay. 296 00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:57,808 What? 297 00:17:59,332 --> 00:18:00,287 What? 298 00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:03,009 Oh, dear God! 299 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,246 I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels great! 300 00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:30,246 And you don't care if people stare. It's only a second. Then you're gone! 301 00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:34,642 It's amazing! I feel so free and so graceful! 302 00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:41,251 Watch out for the horse. 303 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,085 Can I come in now? 304 00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:59,922 -Why is everything different? -Bye. 305 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:04,251 I don't see anything different. . . 306 00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:08,968 . . .other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it. 307 00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:12,245 The end table is wrong, the couch looks bizarre. . . 308 00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:15,643 . . .and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. 309 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,051 Okay, don't be mad, okay? 310 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:23,245 After I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you. . . 311 00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:26,245 . . .so I cleaned the apartment. 312 00:19:26,452 --> 00:19:29,888 So I moved everything around, and then I forgot. . . 313 00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:33,249 . . .where it went back. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry. 314 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:36,450 That's okay. 315 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,162 Are you afraid of me or something? 316 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,843 Do you want me to be afraid of you? 317 00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,684 Of course not. 318 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,289 My gosh, Chandler, what you did is a wonderful thing. . . 319 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:50,250 . . .and I really appreciate it. 320 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:53,770 I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place. 321 00:19:54,012 --> 00:19:56,321 But I'd never expect you to worry about that. 322 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,206 Really? 323 00:19:58,972 --> 00:20:00,087 Of course. 324 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:02,491 Oh, you're the best. 325 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:04,365 You come here to me. 326 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,528 Hold on, okay? First things first. 327 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:12,050 Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? 328 00:20:17,212 --> 00:20:19,362 It said that by the year 2030. . . 329 00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:22,649 . . .there'll be computers carrying out the same number of functions. . . 330 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,848 . . .as an actual human brain. 331 00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:28,289 So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts. . . 332 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:30,648 . . .and your memories into this computer-- 333 00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:33,127 And live forever as a machine. 334 00:20:37,772 --> 00:20:40,764 Janine, do you know what we're doing right now? 335 00:20:42,132 --> 00:20:44,646 You and l, we're interfacing. 336 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,604 I gotta go.