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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a colleague who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Heidelberg, Germany?
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Yes, and they're doing exciting work
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on superstrings.
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Well, that would certainly help
my grad school applications.
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Ich helfe dir beim packen.
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That's German for "I'll help you pack".
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GEORGE JR.: If we put in
one of them things that spins
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the hot dogs around,
we would make a fortune.
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Oh, then they spill
mustard on themselves,
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it's right back in the washer.
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That's money making money, sister.
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Yeah, 'cause that's how people want
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their clothes to smell... like hot dogs.
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I love how hot dogs smell.
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Huh. And you wonder
why Mandy won't marry you.
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[MACHINE CHIMING]
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Wade, what the hell are you doing here?
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We're not open yet.
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The door was.
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Did you forget to lock up?
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No.
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Well, the door didn't open itself.
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The lock's busted.
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File cabinet, too. Cashbox is gone.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed?
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Looks like they jimmied
the door with a crowbar.
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Sure does.
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DALE: Well...
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it's a lucky break
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that when it happened, nobody was here.
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If I had been here,
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we'd be looking for a place
to bury the body.
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Yours or theirs?
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So, what's the next step?
What are you gonna do?
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I was gonna get some lunch.
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DALE: Wait a minute.
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Aren't you gonna file a report
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or-or dust for fingerprints?
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Yeah, what are we paying you for?
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You're paying me to not shut you down.
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Unless you want me to bring detectives
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to your illegal gambling room.
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So, what do we do?
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You need security when you're not here.
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Maybe an off-duty cop.
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You want me to pay you more?
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I just want you to feel safe.
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Get out.
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Y'all have a nice day.
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♪ ♪
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I brought you some snacks.
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For Mom,
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a Bavarian-style pretzel.
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And for Dad,
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four Lone Star beers
poured into a pitcher
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to approximate a stein.
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What do you want?
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For starters, a danke wouldn't kill you.
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- A what?
- It's "thank you" in German.
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Uh, so, if you were
thinking of thanking,
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then you'd be denken of danken.
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You're awfully quiet.
I assume you're denken.
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W-Where are you going with all this?
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If I play my cards right, Germany.
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- What?
- I have the opportunity to participate
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in a prestigious summer program
at the University of Heidelberg.
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- Sheldon, I don't...
- I know that you're probably gonna say
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that I'm too young or it's too far away,
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but please just hear me out.
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He did bring us snacks.
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Beer is not a snack.
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Sheldon... [SIGHS]
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aren't there programs that are closer?
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Yes, but I missed my chance
to get into any of them.
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In fact, Dr. Sturgis
had to call in a big favor
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to get this opportunity.
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Well, that's nice of him,
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but maybe he should have
talked to us first?
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Oh, he suggested that.
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- And?
- I nixed it.
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You nixed it?
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From the German nichts.
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The language lends itself to negativity.
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Well, we're gonna have to talk
to Dr. Sturgis
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before we make any decisions.
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- We're not making any promises.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is not a yes.
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But it's also not a nein,
which German for "no",
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as opposed to the number nine,
which is neun.
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Thanks. Come again.
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Let me know if you need help
finding anything.
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Ugh. How about something fun
to do in this town?
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You like roller rinks?
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No.
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Bowling?
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No.
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You old enough to drive?
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No.
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Can't help you. Just move here?
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I'm staying with my aunt
and uncle for the summer.
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If you want, I can rent you
a rated-R movie.
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I'll even slip it in a Disney box.
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What do you have in mind?
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Point Break.
Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze?
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I like Swayze.
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I like Keanu.
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Great, so I don't need to fight you.
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All right, Point Break
in a Bambibox coming right up.
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You can put that on my uncle's
account. It's Jeff Difford.
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Like Pastor Jeff?
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Yeah.
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He's my neighbor.
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You're staying right next door to us.
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Maybe we can watch it together.
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Not at my house. My mom
can't know I rented you this.
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Well, my uncle can't know
I'm watching it.
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We could watch it in our garage.
My brother's got a TV in there.
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Cool.
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He kind of looks like Patrick Swayze.
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Really?
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But, like, a stupid Patrick Swayze.
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Eh. Still works.
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STURGIS: I understand your trepidation,
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but you were also nervous about
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sending him here,
and that turned out fine.
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I suppose, but Germany
is just so far away.
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Well, maybe it'd be good for him.
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You know... a little independence,
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nobody babying him. [CHUCKLES]
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What? Germans are a tough-love people.
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[SIGHS] Is this trip really
that important for him?
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The string theory research they're doing
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is at the forefront of the field.
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This is a tremendous opportunity
for Sheldon.
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Well, we wouldn't want him to miss out.
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And you're okay with
looking after him all summer?
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- Oh, I won't be there.
- You won't?
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Oh, no, I'll be presenting
a paper in Needles, California.
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If you're a Peanuts fan,
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that's where Snoopy's brother
Spike lives.
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Hold on, are you saying Sheldon would be
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going to Germany by himself?
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Well, one of you could go with him.
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And the university would
cover our expenses as well?
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[LAUGHS] The university
isn't gonna pay for any of it.
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Okay, meeting adjourned.
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Great. Well, let me know
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if there's anything else
I can, uh, help you with.
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Actually there is. Um...
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Would you tell Sheldon
that he's not going?
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Everything going okay?
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Yep.
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Anyone suspicious hanging around?
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Just a crazy old man with a bat.
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I'm just trying to make sure
that you're safe.
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That's very sweet,
but I-I can handle it.
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You can, huh?
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You ever think this might have
been an inside job?
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Like, any one of these clowns here
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could have been part of the crew
that ripped you off
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last night?
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And now they're sitting here
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- giving me my money back?
- Mm.
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Not all criminals
are masterminds, Connie.
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Okay, fine. What's your plan?
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Until we track down the guys
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or girls...
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I'm a-I'm a modern thinker...
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I'll be around,
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acting as a deterrent...
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with my friend here.
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MEEMAW: Lil' Slugger.
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Yeah.
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It only looks small 'cause I'm so big.
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[MACHINES CHIMING]
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Nice-looking watch you got there.
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Thanks.
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Is it new?
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Actually, yeah.
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Interesting.
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You recently come into some money?
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Kind of. My uncle just passed away.
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Oh. Well, ain't that a coincidence?
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What from?
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Emphysema.
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He smoke?
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Yeah.
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All right, then.
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Maybe instead of
harassing the customers,
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why don't you go over
and stand by that door
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and just look intimidating?
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[WHISPERS]: You got it. Watch this.
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You want a chair?
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Chair would be good. Yeah.
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Let me go get my inflatable donut.
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[WHISPERS]: Got a
little fire in the valley.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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INSTRUCTOR [ON TAPE]:
When is the next train?
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Wann faährt der naächste Zug?
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Wann faährt der naächste Zug?
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[SCOFFS] How is this not
a Romance language?
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Shelly?
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Uh, eintreten.
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That's German for "enter".
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Yeah, about that...
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Uh, we had a long talk with Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, did he tell you how great
this program is
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and what a boon it'll be to my career?
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He did.
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He also told us how much it costs,
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and it's more than we can handle.
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I'll pay you back.
I'm sure I'll make plenty
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as a theoretical physicist.
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I'm sure you will, but right now,
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we don't have the money.
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Have you considered
scrimping and saving?
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I... Do we really need
breakfast, lunch and dinner?
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Sheldon, you do our taxes.
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And I'm about to start
charging for that.
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Shelly, I'm sorry, but it's no.
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Ach!
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TONYA: I'll admit it.
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Keanu's pretty cute.
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Hey, you called Swayze,
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you stick with Swayze.
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Fine, I'll be Mrs. Patrick Swayze.
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REEVES: Lose something, brah?
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SWAYZE: Special Agent Utah.
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Why'd you want to spend
the summer with Pastor Jeff?
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I didn't. My parents found out
I had a boyfriend and freaked.
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- Ooh, tell me everything.
- [MOVIE STOPS]
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Okay, his name is Zach.
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He has a learner's permit
and his own phone line.
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So, like, a man?
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Exactly.
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[SCOFFS]
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[MACHINES CHIMING]
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I've got a bicycle pump if you want
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to top off your donut.
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No, actually, I'm experiencing
a little too much bounce.
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I found something.
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- What you got?
- I thought one of our neighbors
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might have a security camera,
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and Sensei Bruce at
the karate studio came through.
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Oh, good job, Georgie.
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And what'd you see?
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A pickup truck driving away
from our back door
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at 2:15 in the morning.
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Ooh, now we got him. Or her.
264
00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,565
- Did you get a license plate?
- No.
265
00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:28,095
How about the color?
266
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,615
Well, the tape's in black and white.
267
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,805
But it was not black
and it was not white.
268
00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,895
So the getaway car is a color.
269
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,635
Or grey.
270
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,075
Okay. Not quite a smoking gun,
271
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,125
but at least we know
the perp drove a truck.
272
00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,685
Excuse me.
273
00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,925
Could I have everybody's
attention for just a minute?
274
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,005
Show of hands,
275
00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:49,280
who here owns a truck?
276
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,290
It ain't my fault we live in Texas.
277
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,785
Did you take my boom box?
278
00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,305
It's on my desk.
279
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,135
Next time, don't touch
my stuff without asking.
280
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,270
You're right, I'm sorry.
281
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,865
German for Beginners?
282
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,435
Why are you so weird?
283
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,585
I was hoping to spend
the summer in Germany.
284
00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,325
The country in Europe.
285
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,455
Yes.
286
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,635
For the whole summer?
287
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,895
Yes. But Mom and Dad
said we can't afford it.
288
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,075
Oh, you can't take no for an answer.
289
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,515
You deserve this. I deserve this.
290
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,035
We deserve this.
291
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,075
What am I supposed to do?
We don't have the money.
292
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,385
I have $34 saved up. It's yours.
293
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,735
It's a lot more than that.
294
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:32,515
Well, we're gonna figure this out.
295
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,535
Really?
296
00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,195
We'll start with getting enough money
297
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,200
for a one-way ticket.
298
00:11:36,205 --> 00:11:37,335
How do I get back home?
299
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,225
Who knows? You might love it there.
300
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,185
ADULT SHELDON: I know
we've had our differences,
301
00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:43,855
but that's the moment
I learned just how much
302
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,110
my sister loved me.
303
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,145
Hey.
304
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,585
- Hey.
- Hey.
305
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,675
Where's CeeCee?
306
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,765
Oh, she went out with friends.
307
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,155
Is that nice?
308
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,285
Sorry.
309
00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:01,375
Any luck tracking down the robbers?
310
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:04,575
Nope. We're gonna keep
the cashbox here for a while.
311
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,855
Great.
312
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:09,690
So now the money is here,
where we sleep.
313
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:12,905
Get your bat.
314
00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:13,910
Yeah.
315
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:23,270
♪ ♪
316
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,875
[WHISPERS]: What are you doing?
317
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,895
Sneaking out. Come on.
318
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,625
Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get caught?
319
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:43,105
What are they gonna do,
send me to a crappier town?
320
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,245
Good point. So, what's the plan?
321
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,815
Got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
322
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,380
Let me get dressed.
323
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,655
[DOOR CLOSES]
324
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,915
Well, backyard's clear.
325
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,215
All right. Copy.
326
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,515
Saw some skunks.
327
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,045
That'll work for us.
That's nature's alarm system.
328
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,175
You really think someone
might have followed us home?
329
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,790
Eh, probably not, but it's
better to be safe than...
330
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,335
Oh. What's that?
331
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,835
What?
332
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,125
DALE: Two people sneaking
around out there.
333
00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:15,175
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
334
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,845
Well, should I turn the lights off?
335
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:18,500
Yeah, good.
336
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,235
Now, wait a minute,
if the lights are off,
337
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,715
they're gonna think nobody's home.
338
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,950
Oh, right.
339
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:29,985
But now they can see us.
340
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:32,210
Right. Off.
341
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,870
[GASPS] Duck, duck.
342
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:40,905
What are we doing?
343
00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,955
Someone's awake at my meemaw's.
344
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,695
I think they saw us. [COUGHING]
345
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,215
You said you knew how to smoke.
346
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:50,225
I do, but this isn't my brand.
347
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,780
Come on, let's get out of here.
348
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,095
GEORGE JR.: There they go.
349
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,885
I think we scared them off.
350
00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,205
Yeah, we did.
351
00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,815
[CHUCKLES]
352
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,885
We are heroes.
353
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,665
- Damn straight.
- Yeah.
354
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,460
[CLATTERING]
355
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:09,810
Shelly.
356
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,855
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What are you doing?
357
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,895
Having a yard sale,
and the serious buyers
358
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,665
start early so I need to get a move on.
359
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,895
Is that my good china?
360
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,965
Oh, it's just one setting,
361
00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,745
and if I'm in Germany,
you'll never miss it.
362
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,085
Give me that.
363
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,205
Fine.
364
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,125
But I am selling my trains,
my comic books
365
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,875
and the first chapter
of my autobiography.
366
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,705
It's in utero. You do not come off well.
367
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,380
Shelly, that is not gonna
get you to Germany.
368
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,965
I have to try.
369
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:39,225
[SIGHS] Let me put this away. I'll help.
370
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,580
Thank you.
371
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,585
- What are you doing up?
- Um, going to the bathroom?
372
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,955
- Why are you dressed?
- Why are you dressed?
373
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,065
I'm having a yard sale
to raise money for Germany.
374
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,505
Great, I'll help.
375
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:52,675
But why are you dressed?
376
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,155
To help you.
377
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,985
But I just told you about that.
378
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,465
And I'm ready to start.
379
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,985
- Okay. Wait, what?
- [DOOR CLOSES]
380
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,905
Well, I saw them
sneaking around outside.
381
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:04,945
They was clearly casing the place.
382
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:08,915
So I grabbed Lil' Slugger
and I went out the front porch
383
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,655
and I let 'em know
who they was messing with.
384
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,825
You think they'll be back?
385
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,030
Nah, they ran away like
two little girls. [CHUCKLES]
386
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,130
Ten dollars? I'll give you five.
387
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,295
Sir, that's a Lionel MPC-era O Gauge
388
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,605
that I've had since I was six.
389
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,975
You're lucky it's only ten.
390
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,195
Fine. Ten.
391
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,715
Uh, uh, I meant $20.
392
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,455
T-The tag says ten.
393
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,815
And now it's a thousand. Give that back.
394
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,820
Have a nice day.
395
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,950
How's he doing?
396
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,455
He's having a little trouble
letting go of things.
397
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,030
Ah-Ah! Look, don't touch.
398
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,315
- Morning, Mary.
- Pastor Jeff.
399
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,875
This is my niece Tonya.
She's staying with us.
400
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,545
- Hey, Missy.
- Tonya.
401
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,945
Oh. You've met.
402
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,335
Boy howdy, have they met.
403
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,835
That's what I need to talk to you about.
404
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,535
I'm gonna go help Sheldon.
405
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,485
- Why don't you stay?
- What's going on?
406
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:08,055
Missy rented Tonya an R-rated movie
407
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:10,315
and tried to hide it in a Disney box.
408
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,735
Oh, that's what this is about?
409
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,530
What else would it be about?
410
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:18,095
- Missy?
- It must have been an accident.
411
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,835
I thought I gave her Bambi.
412
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,855
I did ask for Bambi.
413
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,535
Sometimes people return things
in the wrong box.
414
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,205
It's my fault for not checking.
415
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,860
I'm really sorry.
416
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,410
Well, don't let it happen again.
417
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,695
This set was actually
endorsed by Professor Proton.
418
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,265
Who's Professor Proton?
419
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,915
Who's Professor Proton?
420
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,245
How much time do you have?
421
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,555
Arthur Jeffries, aka Professor Proton,
422
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,925
brought science to the masses
423
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:51,455
on his revolutionary television
show Professor Proton.
424
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,110
Actually, this set is not for sale.
425
00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,065
ADULT SHELDON: Unfortunately,
426
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:02,205
my yard sale was a bust,
and my dream of spending
427
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,225
the summer in Germany was fading.
428
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:07,365
On the bright side,
I did get to keep all my trains.
429
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,775
And people say
I'm not emotionally complex.
430
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,950
[DOORBELL RINGS]
431
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,205
Dr. Linkletter.
432
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,055
I heard you're raising money
433
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,685
to study in Germany. Is that true?
434
00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:20,215
Yes, but I'm not having any luck.
435
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,955
Oh, your luck's about to change.
436
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,395
Here's one week of my pay.
437
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,305
Wow, thank you.
438
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,210
Mm. Whatever it takes
to get you on that plane.
439
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,230
I also passed the hat
in the faculty lounge.
440
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,575
I don't know what to say.
441
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,385
I do. Auf Wiedersehen,
you little rascal.
442
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,560
[CHUCKLES]
443
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,895
GEORGE SR.: Who was that?
444
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,235
Dr. Linkletter. He just gave me
445
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,725
all this money for Germany.
446
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,225
Well, that's really something.
447
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,690
- [CHUCKLES]
- [KNOCKING]
448
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:55,275
Hello, Pastor Jeff.
449
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,865
Sheldon, George, good news.
450
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,255
I told the congregation about
451
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,495
your exciting opportunity in Germany,
452
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,005
and boy, were they thrilled
to help. [LAUGHS]
453
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,605
I've never seen
the collection plate so full.
454
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,175
Well, thank you.
455
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,225
Are you seeing this? I am beloved.
456
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,870
Sure.
457
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:43,000
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