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It's weird,
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the things you do when
you're broken up with.
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I considered stepping in
front of a car the other day
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just so you'd look at me.
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I know, I should run.
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Candace could storm in with
a SWAT team at any moment,
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and, honestly, it
would be a convenience.
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Everything hurts, and nothing
is okay without you, Love.
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You... don't make it easy to check in.
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I'm shut out, and you
want me to know it.
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I just want to know you're okay, Love.
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And, maybe, to know you're hurting too.
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Goddamn curtains.
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I...
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What the... ?
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Who the fuck is that?
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There are a lot of seedy
characters in this town, Love.
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It's a good thing you moved your
spare key to... to the bird house!
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Shit. Shit.
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If I go over there,
you'll know I was watching.
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If I don't... Oh, damn it.
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I get it now.
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The curtains aren't to shut me out.
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They're a kindness because
you've already moved on.
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Okay.
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Not so long ago,
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that was me, with your
fingers in my mouth.
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Me, eating your delicious cooking.
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Me, tasting the food in your mouth
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when you couldn't wait till
after you'd swallowed to kiss me.
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Didn't think you were
one for pretty boys.
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Could you really be
into all those muscles?
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Who is this monster?
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That...
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is Milo.
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It's not really my business.
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- Milo. Milo what?
- Milo fucking Warrington.
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You know, he used to
be James's best friend.
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Love's late husband James?
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Exactly.
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He just spent two years traversing Asia
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so he could sprinkle James's
ashes all over the Himalayas.
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And now he's back,
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traversing Love's vagina. Again.
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'Cause he does that periodically.
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- So he's a...
- Scumbag.
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I would Poltergeist the
shit out of him if I was James.
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I need answers, Love.
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Well, maybe it's a comfort thing.
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I mean, they've both been
through something terrible.
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Yeah.
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Maybe for her, it is.
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But he's been sweet
on her since college.
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He could not stand it
when she chose James.
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And then guess who was Mr.
Attentive at the funeral?
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Yeah. He stayed for weeks after.
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Cooked, cleaned, bathed her,
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went down on her every night.
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Nobody does that shit out of the
kindness of their own heart, Joe.
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He was preying on her
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when she was vulnerable.
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And now he's doing it again.
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Picking up the pieces when
your body's barely cold.
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He's a predator, and
you're falling for it, Love.
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Don't worry, sport,
she's not falling for it.
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Love will give herself permission
to do what she needs to do to heal,
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but she is still very
broken up over you.
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She does not look very broken up.
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Challenge accepted.
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Watch this.
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Milo Warrington,
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Australian Zen Buddhist travel blogger
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with a penchant for holding
baby animals with his shirt off.
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Sponsored by Patagonia,
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which is easier when
your dad owns Patagonia.
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He free-climbs, plays
guitar, trains horses,
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volunteers in third-world countries?
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No, he's too perfect.
No guy like this actually exists
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outside a romance novel.
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I smell a fraud.
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And you look too enchanted, Love.
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What's up?
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Really? Bringing Mr. Didgeridon't
around just for Joe to see?
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It's all a little Dottie of you.
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You cannot possibly be into him.
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Okay, first of all, never
compare me to Mom again.
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And secondly, I'm actually into him.
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No, this is good for me.
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And I don't need you
coming in on behalf of Will,
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or... Joe, or whatever
the fuck his name is,
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trying to make me feel some
type of way about it, okay?
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Milo is good. At least he's honest.
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Is he, though?
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Do me a favor. Focus
on your own shit, okay?
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Move to the light, as Dottie would say.
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- Hey, Forty.
- Hi, Salami Nips.
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As I suspected, she is not over you.
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- Did she say that?
- She did not need to.
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This is what Love does
when she's hurting.
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She, like, gets a little basic
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and pretends to like things
that she definitely does not like
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in order to seem normal.
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And also, it's the only time that
she'll snap at me. It's a tell.
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Makes sense.
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When I was getting over Beck,
I glommed onto Karen Minty.
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Good, but wrong for me.
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Is that who Milo is? Is he your Karen?
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Okay, so you know what
you have to do now, right?
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Get back on the horse,
start dating around,
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show Love how free and
happy you're living.
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She will hate that.
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I'm not the vindictive type.
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And she's not really the jealous type.
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Oh! I'm sorry, did the
two of you share a womb?
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Yeah, trust me, okay? She gets jealous.
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Now let's set you up.
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Forty.
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Why are you helping me?
I lied to your sister.
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I lied to you.
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I tangled you up in this...
this Amy-Candace mess.
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Hey. As Shakespeare once said,
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"Bitcheth was crazy".
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You lied out of necessity. Okay?
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That guy is a pie-hunting snake
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in Tarzan's body, and
I do not trust him.
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My gut says you're good,
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he's bad, case dismissed.
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I'm starting to see what
you see in Forty. He is smart.
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And he loves you hard. I get that.
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All right. I need something
good for your Flingr profile.
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Spit me some literature, please.
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Flingr?
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You are not putting this
poor, innocent man on there.
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I suggest Magnolia.
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It's mostly queer,
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but straight girls
troll for gays to beard,
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- and they are aggressive as fuck.
- Oh.
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I know it's a deeper
conversation, but I'm just saying,
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- I could have all the pussy I could...
- Eat.
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Eat... or whatever. So,
by all means, you take it.
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Goldleaf is another good one.
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It's only for celebrities, so we
would need to get you verified,
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but, uh, it's safer for people like us.
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You up on the lingo?
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"PnP", whatnot?
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"Party and play", a.k.a. drugs and sex?
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Oh! If someone hits you with
a "What's up", capital T,
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that means "Tina", which means meth.
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- Why is Tina meth?
- Oh, and you definitely need to watch
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for kitten-fishing thirst traps.
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- What?
- Pictures.
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Like, if it's a close-up
head shot, she's fat.
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If it's a group shot,
she's, like, really insecure,
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but, like, wants to seem fun.
And if she has a pixie cut...
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- Oh, and...
- Okay.
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Thank you both. Wow.
That's a lot to think about.
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And I will.
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Thoughts?
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Chum in the water.
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You know, I gotta hand it to this guy,
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he takes a gorgeous picture.
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Not that it's difficult
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when the subject is you.
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Uh, what was that? No.
Did I just like his photo of you?
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- Son of a...
- Hey, creep.
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- Hey.
- Do me a favor.
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Instead of Delilah,
fuck anything else. Cool?
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How... Why do you know about that?
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Just be a normal person
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and rebound on Flingr instead
of your literal neighbor.
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- Can you do that?
- Elle?
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Can you scrounge up some more
quarters? We need three more.
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Fine.
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But if I come back and
witness anything nasty,
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I'm running away forever.
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- Hi.
- Apartment three.
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- Delilah, I'm sorry, I...
- Stop, it's no big deal. Okay?
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You can stop avoiding me
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and pay your fucking
rent because it's late.
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- That's right. I'm sorry.
- And stop apologizing.
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Okay.
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But, hey, Flingr is a great idea
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because you clearly need some training
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on how to be a single human man in LA.
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Noted.
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What's that, four
people now suggesting Flingr?
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Do I smell desperate?
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Maybe I do.
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Bye, creep.
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Here are your quarters.
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Why do you hate Will?
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I mean, he's grumpy, and I give
him shit 'cause I kinda hate him,
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- but, I don't...
- I don't hate him.
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Ever think maybe it's
because I like him,
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I don't want things to blow up?
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Which you know will happen.
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Then he'll have to move, or
we'll have to move, and it just...
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Can't things just be simple for once?
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Fair enough.
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"Ten Dating Apps for
Those Who Hate Dating Apps".
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And the profiles of several
rather promiscuous-looking ladies.
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Out of pure, morbid curiosity.
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I know these apps are helpful
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and there are success stories,
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but how lazy and anti-feminist is this?
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Swipe yes or no based off of a glance
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at a retouched selfie? It's barbaric.
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Bring me the days when a
man would ride horseback
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for hours just to sit beside a woman
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for tea, without the promise
of a graze of a single finger.
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Some of the pictures don't
even have faces in it.
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And what the hell is "cuffing season"?
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"Sonnet2Me".
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Hmm. "The App for Readers.
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Less photo-based, more conversational.
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For those interested in getting to
know someone who actually reads".
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Mmm, okay. I'll bite.
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What's in a name, indeed.
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Oh, the saga of Will
Bettelheim must continue.
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Joe and his heart are
reserved for one person.
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Are you really the jealous type, Love?
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I guess we'll see.
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What are your favorite books?
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Total honesty, I'm
not the biggest reader.
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I just really want to date a guy who is.
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4-Hour Workweek changed
my life. You should read it.
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Anything Tolstoy.
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And Bukowski.
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Bit of a romantic.
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What's your story?
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- I moved here a few months ago.
- For the industry?
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Me too!
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From where? What are your goals?
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Any fetishes I should know about?
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"But you can't get away from yourself,
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moving from one place to another".
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That's... The Sun Also Rises.
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You know your Hemingway.
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It's very sexy.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Uh, cheers.
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Higher.
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It's in portrait mode, right?
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I'll get the room.
You walk in two steps,
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get on your knees, we
fuck, you leave, no talking.
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- Um...
- "If you think it long...
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and mad..."
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Take some on your phone.
Your camera might be better.
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"I shall lift my arms,
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and my roots shall set
off to seek another land".
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Let's get you an Uber home.
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Thanks to Forty's constant reposts
253
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,644
to his Stories, I can see you've
been looking at my profile, Love,
254
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,522
but choosing not to engage.
255
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,568
Now that's a sign,
right? You're jealous.
256
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,113
Oh, my God.
257
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,700
- You went all the way to Glendora?
- Yeah, of course.
258
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,247
Meanwhile, Milo's account
is getting more and more intimate.
259
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,587
And now you're eating sex crime
donuts with him and not me.
260
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,214
- Hey, Will.
- Hey.
261
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,509
- What are you doing?
- I'm... I'm just reorganizing. Per Forty.
262
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,510
Is that the garbage?
263
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,679
- Yeah.
- Oh. I got it.
264
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,320
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm already back here.
265
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,100
Okay, thanks.
266
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,736
What did you want to talk to me about?
267
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,897
Well, as you know, I
go to Bali next week,
268
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,578
and I should be there
for about ten months.
269
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,860
Mm-hmm?
270
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,445
Yeah, you said you were really excited.
271
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,280
This is the moment he asks you to come.
272
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,115
He's trying to Peach you,
273
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,368
- and I have the pleasure of hearing it.
- Well,
274
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,245
not anymore.
275
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,165
I'm tired of traveling. And this,
276
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,626
you and me, has been
really good, hasn't it?
277
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,378
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, it's great.
278
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,256
Right. So, I'm thinking,
279
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,549
what if I stick around a while?
280
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,511
What if you and me
give this a real shot?
281
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,057
I want you to be my girlfriend, Love.
282
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,144
I'm sorry...
283
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,688
Just a little dry.
284
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,272
Wow.
285
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,192
Milo, that's, um...
286
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,655
I don't want you to make
that decision because of me.
287
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,367
But if staying in LA
feels right, then...
288
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,034
you should.
289
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,703
Okay.
290
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,489
So, the big guy is sticking around
291
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:11,260
like a stupid fucking boomerang.
292
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,346
Do you want to be his girlfriend, Love?
293
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,808
Enjoy. I hear the beaches
in Manila are beautiful.
294
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,980
Hey.
295
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,483
Hey.
296
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,070
I heard you're... online dating.
297
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,072
Forty told me twice
298
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,199
- or, like, 100 times.
- Yeah.
299
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,661
- He's very supportive, I guess.
- It's going well?
300
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,162
You are curious.
301
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,331
It is, actually. Yeah,
I mean, it's all...
302
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,500
That's really great.
303
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,085
I'm glad you're putting
yourself out there.
304
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089
I was just also curious. What
name are you using? Will or Joe?
305
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,673
Love.
306
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,260
Will.
307
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,928
Interesting.
308
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,187
Forty was wrong.
309
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:07,025
You aren't jealous. You are disgusted.
310
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,151
And I don't blame you.
311
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,695
While I've been on a fool's
errand of pointless dates,
312
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,408
Milo has leveled up, and
you are falling for it.
313
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,162
I think I've been putting my
attention in the wrong place.
314
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,831
Is it the Avengers bod?
315
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,251
Or the "born into old money but
went the New-Age route" thing?
316
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,171
Oh, is it the sex?
317
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,966
Damn. This is really uphill.
318
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,594
Is it his lung capacity, Love?
319
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,393
- Will?
- Shit.
320
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,187
Of course, your best friend, now.
321
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,023
Gabe! Man, what...
322
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,443
That's crazy. I just saw, um,
Milo. He, you know, he's...
323
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,280
It's a coincidence. I guess he's
hiking. Everybody's hiking today.
324
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,616
- You hike often?
- Uh...
325
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,077
I'm getting into it, yeah.
326
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,037
Will, I have an especially
potent bullshit detector.
327
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,374
You mind if we just sidestep
these forced niceties?
328
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,293
Stop the little white lies.
329
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,589
Love values radical,
it-hurts-even-to-say-it honesty
330
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,091
above anything else.
331
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,969
And she caught you in a fucking whopper.
332
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,720
I know.
333
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,724
- I know...
- That being said,
334
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,184
in almost ten years of our friendship,
335
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,061
I don't think she has
ever talked about someone
336
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,146
the way that she has talked about you.
337
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,273
Not even James.
338
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,109
So I think there's still hope.
339
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,277
But this whole Flingr-whore,
jealous stalker thing,
340
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,279
it is not a good look.
341
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,032
You wanna know why Love
is so attracted to Milo?
342
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,992
- Yes.
- He worked on himself.
343
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,622
Damage attracts damage. Healthy
people like healthy people.
344
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,208
- What if I'm damaged?
- Honey...
345
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,754
everybody came here because they are.
346
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,923
The point is what you do with it.
347
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,512
Maybe it's time you faced
this like a true Angeleno, hmm?
348
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,014
Terrified to know what this means.
349
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,100
Come along.
350
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,989
- How are you feeling?
- Crazy.
351
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,490
Nervous.
352
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,592
What are you afraid of?
353
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,353
That one of these will graze a nerve,
354
00:19:22,354 --> 00:19:24,370
and I'll become Sloth from Goonies.
355
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,788
Um...
356
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,832
I don't know.
357
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,376
Ow.
358
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,879
What are you afraid of?
359
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,970
I don't know, I'm
afraid this won't work.
360
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,226
That is what you
thought I wanted to hear.
361
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,101
What are you afraid of?
362
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,561
Okay. Breathe.
363
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,231
Think. Answer honestly because
your psycho friend Gabe
364
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,941
is a human lie detector.
365
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,110
I'm afraid...
366
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,653
this will work.
367
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,655
And?
368
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,742
I'll say something... true.
369
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,661
Something bad.
370
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,373
You'll tell Love.
371
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,003
And I'll lose her forever.
372
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,339
What is in these needles?
373
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,383
The truth does not scare Love.
374
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,927
This would.
375
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,929
Love, your friend is a sorcerer.
376
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,932
So, you believe your truth...
377
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,310
makes you unworthy of love?
378
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,853
I need to stop talking now.
379
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,897
Yes.
380
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,775
And, therefore, unworthy of Love.
381
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,281
Yes.
382
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,619
- Mommy?
- Joe.
383
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,788
Baby.
384
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,124
- Get in here.
- I was afraid you left.
385
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,669
I'm so sorry.
386
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,336
What's happening?
387
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,088
My home is you.
388
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,298
Who would you be if
you didn't have anyone to love?
389
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,342
Joey, you're such a good boy.
390
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,928
What did you lose...
391
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,140
that makes you chase love so much?
392
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,479
Today's the day.
393
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,981
We're getting out of here.
394
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,357
Where are we going?
395
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,567
I don't know yet.
396
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,822
But we're never gonna
see him again. Okay?
397
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,741
I'm sorry I did this to you.
398
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,581
I thought he'd be better this time,
399
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,250
but he was worse.
400
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,960
We're done.
401
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,586
We're out.
402
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,838
- What are we?
- Out.
403
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,091
That's right. Pack your stuff.
404
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,719
Take only the important
things, none of those books.
405
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,762
You hear me?
406
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,265
Okay, you can take one.
407
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,731
I'm gonna go to the bank, and
I'll be back at four to get you.
408
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,775
And it'll be just the two of us.
409
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,072
As long as we're together,
410
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,366
we'll always be home.
411
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,889
You have been in the
pursuit of someone to love
412
00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:26,135
and care for for all of your life.
413
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,345
What if...
414
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,139
you were that person?
415
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,642
What if you're all that you need?
416
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,186
Say it with me, "I...
417
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,771
- I...
- ... am all I need".
418
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,938
... am all I need.
419
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,607
Again.
420
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,486
I am all I need.
421
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,711
How are you feeling?
422
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,129
Free.
423
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,552
Full.
424
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,349
It's the power of self-love.
425
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,685
As Mama Ru says,
426
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814
"If you cannot love yourself,
427
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,359
how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?"
428
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:24,985
Hm.
429
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,032
Okay, easy.
430
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,912
Easy now. You're gonna feel a
little out-of-body for a while.
431
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,080
All right?
432
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,501
You're a wizard.
433
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,545
Thank you.
434
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,298
But this is not a cure-all.
435
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,509
It's a practice.
436
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,929
You're still gonna experience
dark thoughts and emotions.
437
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,975
What is important is that
you follow it up with,
438
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,269
"And I'm okay with that".
439
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,480
"I'm okay with that".
440
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,275
Good. Good, good.
441
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,611
It's also important you
keep that temple clean, okay?
442
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,073
I'm gonna suggest a
quick seven-day cleanse.
443
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,083
Eew!
444
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:25,629
Dude, I love green juice, but celery
is basically Satan's butt plug.
445
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,714
It's not that bad.
446
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,508
Oh, I can't look at you
while you drink that.
447
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,094
But we do need to chat, re: D-FOL.
448
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,182
We gotta find a big name
to play Beck. Or maybe...
449
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,351
we take the auditions on the road.
Like, look for our Scarlett O'Hara.
450
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,978
Do you have any thoughts?
451
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,523
It's kind of nice how Forty
sabotages his own process so much.
452
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,108
It takes it out of my hands entirely.
453
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,861
Shouldn't we write a script first?
454
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,946
What you writing?
455
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,158
Ellie, what are you doing here?
456
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,660
Checking in to see how the
dating world's treating you.
457
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,037
Being neighborly.
458
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,206
I don't buy it.
459
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,875
Celery juice?
460
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,627
Ugh, what is wrong with you?
461
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,254
This kid knows what's up.
462
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,424
He's on a juice cleanse, trying
to fix himself, win back my sister.
463
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,843
Flingr was a bust, huh?
464
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,180
The kid is Ellie Alves, by the way.
465
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,058
Read in the trades you acquired a
pretty big piece of IP, Forty Quinn.
466
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,267
Trades?
467
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,353
Yeah, I had my agent
put out a press release.
468
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,271
Shit. Fuck. Damn it, Forty.
469
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,779
If you need any help with development,
470
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,608
I'm really good with coverage and notes.
471
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,778
And there's the real reason
she's here. Little opportunist.
472
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,113
- What are you, 12?
- I'm almost 16,
473
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,241
and I can guarantee you
I know more about film
474
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,368
than any idiot assistant
to come out of WME.
475
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,620
- Oh, here we go.
- All right, Hermione,
476
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,664
who was originally supposed
to play the Terminator?
477
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,381
OJ Simpson, but James Cameron thought
478
00:25:43,382 --> 00:25:45,626
he looked too nice to play a killer.
479
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,670
What's the longest narrative
film shoot in history?
480
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,380
- Boyhood, 12 years.
- Not even close.
481
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,798
The Thief and the Cobbler, 29 years.
482
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,093
- Doesn't count. It's not live-action.
- Not what I asked.
483
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,011
Okay.
484
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,597
Okay.
485
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,183
What say you, sport? Should
we hire ourselves an intern?
486
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,811
Well, Forty's no Henderson.
487
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,355
And Little Miss Ballsy is bound
to find opportunity elsewhere.
488
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,941
Probably with less honorable people.
489
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,442
The devil you know, right?
490
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,610
Fine.
491
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,653
After homework,
492
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,740
limited hours, only with
Delilah's written permission.
493
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,410
Okay, Dad.
494
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,050
Beautiful and artful,
though a bit of a violation.
495
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,386
Because I know you would've
never consented to this.
496
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,138
Uh, not my business.
497
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,256
If you want to be with someone
who posts intimate pictures
498
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:45,033
without your knowledge for millions
to enjoy, it's your choice, Love.
499
00:26:45,034 --> 00:26:46,642
And I'm okay with that.
500
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,902
- Hey.
- Hey.
501
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,751
So, remember how you mansplained to me
502
00:26:56,752 --> 00:26:59,116
that I should write my Henderson story?
503
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,326
Vividly.
504
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,077
Am I sweating? Why am I sweating?
505
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:04,079
Well, I'm not saying I did it,
506
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,000
but if I had written
it and submitted it,
507
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,878
I might have gotten confirmation
that it's gonna be published
508
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,172
in Variety fucking magazine.
509
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,674
Holy shit, Delilah! That's so great.
510
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,135
Let's be clear, though,
this is not a thank-you.
511
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,180
I will never thank you. Clear?
512
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,223
- So...
- What is happening here?
513
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,225
Yeah. So clear.
514
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,560
What is happening here? Are you...
515
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:32,983
Oh, my God.
516
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,491
Oh, my God. That is so good.
517
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,867
Mmm.
518
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:46,330
It's Meyer lemon and plum
curd and Italian buttercream.
519
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,832
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
520
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,750
My favorite so far.
521
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,502
You've said that about all of them.
522
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,921
And I meant it every time.
523
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,132
Sunrise and Lucy will be
stoked with any of these, babe.
524
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,302
You're...
525
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:00,970
incredible.
526
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,889
Thanks.
527
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,393
But if you call me "babe" again,
I'm gonna stick you in the oven.
528
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,859
So...
529
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,780
I found a place.
530
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,240
Little bungalow in Atwater.
531
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:25,202
Close enough I can jog to you,
but not so close it's clingy.
532
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,080
- What about...
- I canceled Bali.
533
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,291
You said if it felt right
for me to stay, then I should.
534
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,795
And... this feels right.
535
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,713
I want to see where this goes.
536
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,424
Milo, I care about you a lot.
537
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,092
And this has been great.
538
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,093
I just...
539
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,972
I like the way things are.
540
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,642
I'm not sure I'm ready
to change the dynamic.
541
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,188
The dynamic where you call me when
you need to get over another guy?
542
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,692
Yes. But it's not just that.
543
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,448
You, more than anyone, know
that I am a package deal.
544
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,284
Forty...
545
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,368
he needs me.
546
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,954
He's working on this film, which,
quite frankly, is bound to fail
547
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:09,956
because they all do.
548
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,082
And when he does, he'll implode.
549
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,208
I can feel it.
550
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,711
It's just like the earthquake.
We all know the big one is coming.
551
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,506
- He's a grown man, Love.
- But he's not, really.
552
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:23,219
One thing I love is your honesty.
553
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,931
Maybe it's time to get honest with
how codependent you are with him.
554
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,434
Hey, look.
555
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,273
I'm... falling in love with you.
556
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,735
And it's okay if you're not there yet.
557
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:40,819
I can wait.
558
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,572
Just... let me.
559
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,283
Please.
560
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,293
Will? Will, wake up.
561
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,586
Oh!
562
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,006
What happened?
563
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,718
You Exorcist-vomited
all over my favorite top
564
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,262
and then passed out.
565
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,932
Oh.
566
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,059
Same thing happened to
me a couple years ago
567
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,020
when I read that celery
was negative calories.
568
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,396
I ate nothing else for three days
569
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,025
and then projectile barfed
all over my own birthday cake.
570
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,446
- Oh.
- Enough of this juice shit.
571
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,616
I'm ordering burgers and shakes.
572
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,749
So?
573
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,465
Ugh.
574
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,634
It's hard to read.
575
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,053
But I still couldn't put it down.
576
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:50,598
It's incredible.
577
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,227
Well, don't sound so surprised.
578
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,897
It's weird how powerful
vulnerability can feel.
579
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,698
I don't think I would've had the
guts if you hadn't angered me into it.
580
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,861
Still not a thank-you.
581
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,182
You know you can always count
on me to say the wrong thing.
582
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:10,742
If I told you I was proud,
would you want to hurt me?
583
00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,494
- Probably.
- Okay.
584
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,621
- Yeah.
- Well.
585
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,332
I'm definitely not proud of you.
586
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,836
So... did you really think
you were gonna juice your way
587
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,589
back into Love Quinn's heart?
588
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,381
Wasn't about her.
589
00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:26,480
Not really.
590
00:31:26,481 --> 00:31:28,441
What? You trying to
reach your goal weight?
591
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,805
Just want to clear the noise.
592
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,890
Did it work?
593
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,309
I don't know.
594
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,937
Maybe I'm cynical, but I...
595
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,500
really don't think any of
that stuff works for anyone
596
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,067
who's truly broken.
597
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,944
Serves us better to just
keep barreling forward
598
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,530
and hope the demons can't keep up.
599
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,324
So...
600
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,409
might as well be who you are.
601
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,537
This is not outrunning demons.
602
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,623
This is slaying them.
603
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,791
- No thanks to you.
- Zero thanks to me.
604
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,637
Nice to meet the real you, Delilah.
605
00:32:03,638 --> 00:32:05,213
You're really quite beautiful.
606
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,214
Oh, no.
607
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,426
This is good.
608
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,138
Everything's better
with a little whiskey.
609
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,307
In fact,
610
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,059
this night could do
with a little bit more.
611
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,060
You up for a walk?
612
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,400
My first impression of you was...
613
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,527
weirdo.
614
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,446
Oh, come on, you can't be surprised.
615
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,324
- You had no social media.
- Oh!
616
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,203
You show up with a
backpack, all New York.
617
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,498
Most people show up like
overeager labradoodles.
618
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,708
I couldn't pull shit out of you.
619
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,827
Almost like you were purposely
620
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,171
trying to have no
personality whatsoever.
621
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:49,049
Ow!
622
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,258
In vino veritas.
623
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,636
Hey, you asked for it.
624
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,014
Okay, my turn.
625
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,976
What was your first impression of me?
626
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,477
Be honest.
627
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:03,105
- Definitely do not be honest.
- I thought you seemed nice.
628
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,401
Okay, you're such a liar.
629
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:11,781
Why don't you wash your
mouth out, try again. Veritas.
630
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,828
Oh, well, here goes.
631
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,539
I thought you seemed sad.
632
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,377
I could see how much you
had on your shoulders.
633
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,254
It's a lot.
634
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,507
Also, I have this bad habit
of trying to fix people.
635
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:33,927
Thus, the unfriendly New
Yorker. So I'm sorry about that.
636
00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:34,928
Hey...
637
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,640
Stop apologizing.
638
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,354
You still think I'm a weirdo?
639
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,484
I mean, I always trust
first impressions.
640
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,279
Thing is,
641
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,239
I like weirdos.
642
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,703
Damaged finds damaged.
643
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:01,914
Every time.
644
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,270
Fuck me.
645
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,364
David Fincher.
646
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,741
Come on. He's a personal friend.
647
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,618
Can we just get him in here,
648
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,121
so we don't have to do
the whole phone call thing?
649
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,373
No? Okay.
650
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,069
What if they take fingerprints?
What if they take DNA?
651
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:50,559
Not like there's a crusty jar of piss
652
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,006
in Peach Salinger's house or anything.
653
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,927
Guard's playing deaf and dumb.
It was worth a try, though.
654
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,136
What a night, huh?
655
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,347
How long do you think
they'll keep us in here?
656
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,974
I don't know. I think
it's like a six-hour hold.
657
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:05,021
And then they take our
fingerprints and shit.
658
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,315
Shit, shit, shit.
659
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,606
Are you okay?
660
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,192
- I just...
- Benji, Peach, Beck, Jasper, Hendy.
661
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,819
... don't like confined spaces.
662
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,154
Okay. Well, don't worry.
663
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:16,863
I got this.
664
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,241
Is this really your
first time being arrested?
665
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,743
Is it not yours?
666
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,246
Delilah.
667
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,872
Fincher, thank God!
668
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,290
Really?
669
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,793
Can you get us out of here? It
was just a big misunderstanding.
670
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,837
We were barely tipsy. We
weren't even driving...
671
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,880
I heard why they brought you in.
672
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,923
That doesn't sound
673
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,592
- like a misunderstanding to me.
- Finch.
674
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,805
You need a lawyer.
675
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,516
I'm sorry, but, uh...
676
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,767
I can't help you.
677
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,987
Will, you know anybody with
pull who isn't a jealous fuck?
678
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:02,033
It's no problem, sport. I
have a guy for these things.
679
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,579
Just sit tight. Oh, and, hey...
680
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,997
I'm so proud of you.
681
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,962
Oh, my God. In an alley.
682
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,340
Bettelheim. Alves. You're
next for processing.
683
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:17,924
Fab.
684
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,509
Mexico's only a few hours away.
685
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,179
I could start there. Will did
say I'd like it. Then go south.
686
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,306
Keep going.
687
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,185
There you go.
688
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,228
All right, let's go, D.
689
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,108
You and your friend are free to go.
690
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,947
Apparently, you have some
pretty powerful friends,
691
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,158
William Bettelheim.
692
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,619
Thank you, Officer.
693
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,454
Wait, I know you.
694
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,455
Yeah, he's my neighbor.
695
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,291
You've probably seen
him around the building.
696
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,210
Thanks for your help.
697
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:05,972
Is that it?
698
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,517
If not, I know where to find you.
699
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,068
Well, the sun's already up.
700
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,194
It's beautiful.
701
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,990
I actually have to get to work,
702
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,700
but thank you
703
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:28,995
for a night I will not soon forget.
704
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:33,000
Yeah, that was fun.
705
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:37,421
Should probs stick to
friendship from now on, though.
706
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,091
For Ellie.
707
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:42,884
Friends?
708
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,555
You're such an idiot.
709
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,733
Are you guys fucking kidding me?
710
00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,567
Elle, I...
711
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,570
You left me alone all
night so you could get laid?
712
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,657
Why do you have to be such a slut?
713
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,080
Friends.
714
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,797
Indecent exposure.
715
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,249
It's a really good title for something.
716
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,050
It kind of rolls off the tongue.
717
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,261
Indecent exposure.
718
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,470
I'm not telling you anything.
719
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,016
How lewd... conduct.
720
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:33,977
Hey, gents.
721
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:36,771
Salami.
722
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,150
You don't like surprises.
And you hate roses.
723
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,278
She hates roses.
724
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,988
It's like he's not even trying,
725
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,283
and yet, somehow he
still tries too hard.
726
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,205
- Later, fellas.
- Bye, Vagemite.
727
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,750
Oh, hey,
728
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,418
really looking forward to
your next failed attempt
729
00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,919
to lock down my sister.
730
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,130
I'm loving the enthusiasm.
731
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,131
Don't do it.
732
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,216
Forty...
733
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,887
I know it's not easy for you when
Love's attention's on someone else.
734
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,432
But I'm gonna be around, so it'd
be nice if we could be cordial
735
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,850
like adults.
736
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,477
Your sister and I are happy.
737
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,105
And it'd nice if you could be
happy for her, too. Huh, champ?
738
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,358
Shit.
739
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,987
Interesting. See, the way that I see it,
740
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,532
you're not gonna be around long, at all.
741
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,992
'Cause you're a Neanderthal.
742
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,994
Wow, when are you gonna grow up?
743
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:34,861
When are you gonna realize
that natural deodorant
744
00:39:34,862 --> 00:39:36,790
is not working for you?
745
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,615
- Guys, let's take it down.
- What's going on?
746
00:39:38,616 --> 00:39:40,502
You're the reason why Love can't
do anything good with her life.
747
00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,379
You're a fucking
albatross around her neck.
748
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,047
- Milo...
- I wonder what James,
749
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,508
your best friend, is
thinking, sitting up in heaven,
750
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,511
watching you fingerbang his wife
'cause you can't keep your dick hard.
751
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,570
Hey!
752
00:39:50,571 --> 00:39:51,930
Oh, my God. Forty.
753
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,306
That's enough.
754
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,307
Get the fuck out, Milo!
755
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,308
He started it!
756
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,643
- Oh, grow up!
- Me?
757
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,561
I've been biting my
tongue for a long time.
758
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,939
But maybe if you paid less
attention to your idiot brother,
759
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,690
and more attention to what's
actually in front of you,
760
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,571
you might've noticed
sooner that James was sick.
761
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,323
She said get out.
762
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,492
Yeah? What are you gonna do?
763
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,660
Be a big man?
764
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,995
Hope she takes you back?
765
00:40:37,626 --> 00:40:38,643
What?
766
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:41,104
I remembered where I
knew your friend from.
767
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,064
Great. Bye.
768
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,026
Stopped him for jaywalking,
right outside your place.
769
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,450
Pulled some limited-edition
headphones off him.
770
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,947
Really? You were that cop?
771
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,532
He was throwing them away, D.
772
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,868
William Bettelheim drives
a beater Honda Civic
773
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,620
and makes $12 an hour
working at a grocery store.
774
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,290
Those headphones alone cost
more than he makes in a week.
775
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,376
You ran a background check, Finch?
What the hell is wrong with you?
776
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:06,546
Listen, Delilah, that was the same
night that Henderson was murdered.
777
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,466
What's a guy with no real
money, no assets doing,
778
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,843
getting rid of $600 headphones
779
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,304
at 4:00 a.m. the same night
a celebrity was killed?
780
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,555
The same celebrity
781
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,891
who is the spokesperson for
those fucking headphones?
782
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,602
Okay, just stop, Alex Jones.
783
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,062
Look, I know you didn't like
seeing me with another dude,
784
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,482
but this look is not cute.
785
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,858
If you wanna be exclusive,
786
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,360
you can ask me out on a real
date, and then we'll talk.
787
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,362
But I'm not entertaining
your ego anymore. Goodbye.
788
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:32,448
No, D.
789
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,089
Doesn't mean anything.
790
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,053
My skirt was pulled up.
791
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,429
So you're saying Henderson...
792
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,950
Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up.
793
00:41:57,951 --> 00:41:59,682
How much did you pay Will to follow me?
794
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,477
Just wanted to make sure you got
that envelope on your doorstep.
795
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,688
- How did you know about that?
- This is quite a who's who.
796
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,690
- Oh, look, I made the cut.
- Apparently,
797
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,734
you have some pretty powerful friends,
798
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:10,986
William Bettelheim.
799
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,791
There's no way.
800
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,672
You see? Nothing.
801
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,025
All right.
802
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:55,214
Hey.
803
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:59,093
That was the most disgusting
display of toxic masculinity.
804
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,096
Okay, I don't need you, or
you, or anybody to defend me,
805
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:04,307
or my honor, or whatever
you think makes you entitled
806
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,018
- to do what you just did.
- Okay.
807
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,897
Miss "Sic the PI on my
Girlfriend for My Protection",
808
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,860
retract the claws, lest you
scratch yourself with hypocrisy.
809
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,700
Yeah. We're all a bunch of assholes.
810
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,288
Yeah, you're right. It wasn't our place.
811
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,499
I'm sorry.
812
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,584
I'm sorry too.
813
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:35,547
We just... We love you
too much. Don't we, sport?
814
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,841
Always.
815
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,680
I should get going. I have dinner plans.
816
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,515
Another date?
817
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:47,476
It's just dinner with a friend.
818
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,897
Hey.
819
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,859
You're a good friend...
820
00:44:58,153 --> 00:44:59,153
Joe.
821
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,489
My name.
822
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:05,034
My real name in your
mouth is like poetry.
823
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,244
No matter what happens,
824
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,246
no matter how much self-work I do,
825
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,457
a part of me will always
miss the home that is you.
826
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,460
And I'm okay with that, Love.
827
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:29,601
What in the actual... fuck?
828
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:56,753
Holy shit, perv!
829
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,216
Ew.
830
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,680
Oh.
831
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,400
Hey, Finch, it's me. Uh...
832
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,320
Just call me back.
833
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,253
I got a nanny cam
834
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:44,218
in my apartment when
my crazy ex... broke in.
835
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,555
I was gonna ask if you
wanted to have dinner tonight.
836
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,018
Until I saw you'd already been by.
837
00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:56,062
And found some keys.
838
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,149
Give me the phone.
839
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:01,902
Don't make me take it.
840
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:16,875
What are you gonna do?
841
00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,257
I will scream.
842
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,884
It's soundproof.
843
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,429
Just think about Ellie.
844
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,267
She will be alone.
845
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,827
Hey, booger.
846
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,289
This is Dale.
847
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,332
Say hi.
848
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:02,044
Come on. Get in the car.
849
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,089
Your dad will be home any minute.
850
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,551
You said it would just be us.
851
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,013
How exactly did you think
that was gonna happen?
852
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,225
Come on. I don't have time
for this. Get in, Joey.
853
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,483
Get in the car.
854
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,583
No.
855
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,337
Oh, no, no, no.
856
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,049
No, no, no!
857
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,259
Don't panic.
858
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,053
I'm not gonna hurt you.
859
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,721
I would never do anything
to hurt you or Ellie.
860
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:57,683
Will, please, do not leave me in here!
861
00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:01,062
I just need to make some arrangements,
and you will never see me again.
862
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,190
I promise you and Ellie will be fine.
863
00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:05,901
Together.
864
00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,279
I just need you to trust me.
865
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:13,367
Can you trust me, Delilah?
866
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,226
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