1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,461 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... (phone chimes) 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,229 Don't worry, I'll answer for you. 3 00:00:05,264 --> 00:00:07,206 CHLOE: He ended it with me tonight 4 00:00:07,414 --> 00:00:08,647 with a text. 5 00:00:08,682 --> 00:00:10,048 Who do you want me to kill? 6 00:00:10,084 --> 00:00:11,416 Lucifer Morningstar. 7 00:00:11,452 --> 00:00:12,618 Bye-bye, Devil. 8 00:00:12,653 --> 00:00:14,353 This is my Pentecostal coin. 9 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:16,121 Subway token for the damned. 10 00:00:16,156 --> 00:00:18,690 It's all yours if you don't shoot me. 11 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:20,325 Leave the bottle. 12 00:00:21,295 --> 00:00:22,694 I had sex with your brother. 13 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:25,397 That puts you in my good graces how? 14 00:00:25,432 --> 00:00:27,599 Well, I was his inside woman, 15 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,401 and now I'm yours. 16 00:00:29,436 --> 00:00:30,385 (gunshots) 17 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:31,604 LUCIFER: Why is it that sometimes 18 00:00:31,605 --> 00:00:33,672 I'm immortal... 19 00:00:33,707 --> 00:00:35,807 and other times I'm all too human? 20 00:00:36,944 --> 00:00:40,279 It appears that you make me vulnerable. 21 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:43,682 (men chanting) 22 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:51,956 (crying) 23 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,226 MAN: Colligitur 24 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:58,363 hoc sacrificare 25 00:00:58,398 --> 00:01:00,365 adulescentulam virginem 26 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,169 magna atque magnifica. 27 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,906 Lucifer! 28 00:01:07,941 --> 00:01:09,641 (screaming) 29 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:20,729 (Call Me Devil by Friends in Tokyo plays) 30 00:01:20,754 --> 00:01:23,388 ♪ I ain't no angel ♪ 31 00:01:27,894 --> 00:01:31,796 ♪ Don't got no halo ♪ 32 00:01:37,504 --> 00:01:40,638 ♪ I cut off my wings ♪ 33 00:01:40,674 --> 00:01:44,242 ♪ Made my mama scream ♪ 34 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,977 ♪ Whoa ♪ 35 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:48,279 ♪ I'm your darkest dream... ♪ 36 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,014 That... 37 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:52,684 was hot. 38 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:54,786 ♪ They call me Devil ♪ 39 00:01:54,821 --> 00:01:59,157 ♪ My heart is empty ♪ 40 00:01:59,192 --> 00:02:00,558 ♪ They call me Devil... ♪ 41 00:02:00,594 --> 00:02:02,260 Let's make it even hotter 42 00:02:02,295 --> 00:02:04,195 for the real Lucifer. 43 00:02:04,231 --> 00:02:06,631 "Real Lucifer"? 44 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,032 Trust me. 45 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:10,101 ♪ I'll steal your soul ♪ 46 00:02:10,136 --> 00:02:12,804 ♪ I'll eat you whole ♪ 47 00:02:12,839 --> 00:02:17,041 ♪ Ain't no other way, they call me Devil ♪ 48 00:02:17,077 --> 00:02:18,643 ♪ And you should be afraid... ♪ 49 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:21,913 (metallic clang) (gasps) 50 00:02:21,948 --> 00:02:24,082 Baby? 51 00:02:24,985 --> 00:02:27,018 Come on, this isn't funny! 52 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:30,355 (grunts) 53 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:31,789 (screams) 54 00:02:36,496 --> 00:02:39,030 (grunts) 55 00:02:39,065 --> 00:02:40,632 Well? 56 00:02:42,435 --> 00:02:43,501 No. 57 00:02:43,536 --> 00:02:45,270 Not a scratch. 58 00:02:45,305 --> 00:02:46,571 Right, well, that rules out iron. 59 00:02:46,606 --> 00:02:48,673 Try the copper. 60 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:52,010 Oops. 61 00:02:52,045 --> 00:02:55,313 You know exactly what's causing your vulnerability. 62 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:57,515 Chloe Decker is the one I should be throwing knives at. 63 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:59,050 who knows what she's hiding. 64 00:02:59,085 --> 00:03:01,586 Yes, she seems to be the one thing that can hurt me, 65 00:03:01,621 --> 00:03:03,021 but there may be other things as well. 66 00:03:03,056 --> 00:03:05,590 The detective may simply be a cog in a bigger machine. 67 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,492 This is called being thorough. 68 00:03:07,527 --> 00:03:08,693 More like denial. 69 00:03:08,728 --> 00:03:10,094 Because if you really thought 70 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:11,496 that I could hurt you with these, 71 00:03:11,531 --> 00:03:12,931 you wouldn't let me 72 00:03:12,966 --> 00:03:14,299 throw them at you. 73 00:03:16,136 --> 00:03:17,902 Very funny. 74 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,837 Demon daggers forged in Hell don't count. 75 00:03:19,873 --> 00:03:22,840 We all know those prick. 76 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:25,777 And speaking of, 77 00:03:25,812 --> 00:03:27,578 how's my brother? 78 00:03:28,682 --> 00:03:31,282 Three weeks of a whole lot of this? 79 00:03:31,318 --> 00:03:33,651 How do you think he's doing? 80 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:34,986 You're not going steady, Maze. 81 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:36,721 You're getting close to him for a reason. 82 00:03:36,756 --> 00:03:37,722 Don't forget it. 83 00:03:37,757 --> 00:03:38,923 I haven't. 84 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:40,325 And I don't think Amenadiel 85 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,759 is the one weaponizing Chloe. 86 00:03:41,795 --> 00:03:43,194 You don't think? 87 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:45,129 Game's too dangerous to be guessing. 88 00:03:45,165 --> 00:03:47,231 I think it's time to send 89 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:49,500 my brother back to high Heaven. 90 00:03:50,904 --> 00:03:54,339 Forcibly, if necessary. 91 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:00,611 (shouts, grunting) 92 00:04:00,647 --> 00:04:01,713 (laughing) 93 00:04:01,748 --> 00:04:04,115 See, there is something else. 94 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:06,784 It seems Italian marble is also (elevator bell dings) a threat, so... 95 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,953 (doors opening) 96 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:10,288 Oh. 97 00:04:10,323 --> 00:04:11,522 Detective? 98 00:04:11,558 --> 00:04:12,890 What a surprise. 99 00:04:12,926 --> 00:04:14,292 Where have you been? 100 00:04:14,327 --> 00:04:15,660 Ah, you know me-- busy, busy. 101 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:16,457 No rest for the wicked. 102 00:04:16,481 --> 00:04:17,254 Right. 103 00:04:17,255 --> 00:04:20,256 'Cause deviant foreplay is so time-consuming. 104 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:21,457 Want to watch? 105 00:04:21,493 --> 00:04:22,525 I've been calling you 106 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,093 for three weeks. 107 00:04:24,129 --> 00:04:25,928 Why are you avoiding me? 108 00:04:25,964 --> 00:04:27,530 Well, I do have a business to run, Detective. 109 00:04:27,565 --> 00:04:29,565 I can't play Good Cop/Handsome Devil Cop 110 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:31,267 all the time. 111 00:04:31,302 --> 00:04:33,269 I've got a case that I can't do without you. 112 00:04:33,304 --> 00:04:36,005 Really? (stammers) 113 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:37,578 What's so special about it? 114 00:04:37,579 --> 00:04:39,879 (Mess Around by Cage the Elephant plays) 115 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,807 You just have to see for yourself. 116 00:04:41,913 --> 00:04:44,113 Right. 117 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:45,815 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 118 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,450 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 119 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:49,085 ♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 120 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,486 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 121 00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:51,921 (sirens wailing) ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 122 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,156 (protestors chanting) ♪ Oh, no ♪ 123 00:04:53,191 --> 00:04:55,792 ♪ No, she don't mess around ♪ 124 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:57,660 ♪ No, she don't mess around... ♪ 125 00:04:57,696 --> 00:04:58,961 We don't know a lot yet, 126 00:04:58,997 --> 00:05:00,663 but we found the victim's purse 127 00:05:00,699 --> 00:05:02,065 in a Dumpster behind the theater. 128 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,833 Her name's Rose Davis. 129 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,868 She's 19 and... 130 00:05:05,904 --> 00:05:07,904 What are you doing back there? 131 00:05:07,939 --> 00:05:09,605 Just listening to your boring facts. 132 00:05:09,641 --> 00:05:12,108 She's a freshman at Pasadena City College, lives in Arca-- 133 00:05:12,143 --> 00:05:13,476 Yeah, excuse me, Detective, I'm not hearing 134 00:05:13,511 --> 00:05:15,578 any reasons to why you need me on this case. 135 00:05:15,613 --> 00:05:16,913 I don't know how you can hear anything-- 136 00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:18,181 you're standing five feet away from me. 137 00:05:18,216 --> 00:05:19,216 Get over here. 138 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,216 You sound phlegmy. 139 00:05:20,251 --> 00:05:21,184 I don't want to get sick. 140 00:05:21,219 --> 00:05:22,719 Really? Let's go. 141 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:25,054 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 142 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:27,190 Satan is here, but God is near! Satan is here... 143 00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:29,358 You. 144 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:31,060 Evil is here. 145 00:05:31,096 --> 00:05:33,229 Evil is here. 146 00:05:33,264 --> 00:05:35,331 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 147 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:36,666 Friend of yours? 148 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:37,748 Satan is here, but God is near! 149 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:38,766 I meet a lot of people. 150 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,236 Satan is here, but God... 151 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:42,371 Take the sheet off. 152 00:05:46,878 --> 00:05:48,578 (camera shutter clicking) 153 00:05:48,613 --> 00:05:51,147 Oh, well. 154 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:52,615 That is unfortunate. 155 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:56,652 But I still don't understand why you need me on this case. 156 00:05:56,688 --> 00:05:58,488 Roll her over. 157 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,426 That's why. 158 00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:05,328 LUCIFER: "Hail Lucifer"? 159 00:06:05,363 --> 00:06:08,064 (camera shutter clicking) 160 00:06:08,065 --> 00:06:10,765 ♪ Lucifer 1x12 ♪ #TeamLucifer Original Air Date on April 18, 2016 161 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,017 ♪ Oh! ♪ 162 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:18,518 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 163 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:22,558 This is sickening. 164 00:06:22,559 --> 00:06:23,418 I know. 165 00:06:23,419 --> 00:06:24,404 It's horrific. 166 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:26,338 No, I mean, to blame it on me. 167 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:27,940 It's an atrocity. 168 00:06:27,975 --> 00:06:29,675 These Satanists. 169 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,510 Misguided cult nobheads 170 00:06:31,545 --> 00:06:33,045 with Frisbees in their earlobes. 171 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,380 This poor girl's death 172 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:36,215 has nothing to do with me, Detective. 173 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,850 MAN: This is your doing! This is your fault! 174 00:06:37,885 --> 00:06:39,251 You, what are you doing in here? 175 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:40,352 You're the Devil! 176 00:06:40,388 --> 00:06:42,121 You're the King of All Evil! 177 00:06:42,156 --> 00:06:44,256 You're the King of All Lies! 178 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:45,524 You must be destroyed! 179 00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:46,725 I'm gonna give you what for 180 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:47,960 if you don't get out of my crime scene, pal. 181 00:06:47,995 --> 00:06:49,194 Who let this guy through? 182 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:50,396 He's the Devil! 183 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:51,997 I'll rise again against you! 184 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:54,700 No thanks necessary. 185 00:06:54,735 --> 00:06:58,270 Just wanted to do my part for the man of the hour. 186 00:06:58,305 --> 00:06:59,705 It's the wink with the porn stache 187 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,306 sending the wrong message, I think. 188 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:02,274 (laughs) 189 00:07:02,309 --> 00:07:03,375 Do you two know each other? 190 00:07:03,411 --> 00:07:05,611 Nope, just heard a lot about this guy. 191 00:07:05,646 --> 00:07:06,745 All bad, of course. 192 00:07:06,781 --> 00:07:09,081 Detective Malcolm Graham. 193 00:07:11,185 --> 00:07:13,252 I wasn't gonna tell her we're already buddies. 194 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,754 You know, me trying to kill you, 195 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,423 the whole magic coin thing. 196 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:18,657 TMI-- am I right? 197 00:07:18,692 --> 00:07:20,926 I'd like you to stop touching me now. 198 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:22,461 (laughs) 199 00:07:22,496 --> 00:07:24,329 Ah, you're hilarious. 200 00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:26,298 We should get a drink sometime. 201 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,434 Yeah, maybe play some pool, huh? 202 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,408 Hey, Chloe? 203 00:07:36,444 --> 00:07:38,644 If, uh, if we could talk soon, 204 00:07:38,679 --> 00:07:40,112 some stuff went down with Malcolm. 205 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:41,680 I mean, I know now's a bad time... 206 00:07:41,715 --> 00:07:43,048 Yeah, it is. 207 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:46,485 This bruising here around the stab wounds. 208 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,653 DAN: Hilt marks maybe. 209 00:07:47,688 --> 00:07:49,021 And these. 210 00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:50,856 There's subdermal implants. 211 00:07:50,891 --> 00:07:52,424 They don't look fresh. 212 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:53,559 I don't know what they are. 213 00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:55,461 Symbols? Designs maybe? 214 00:07:55,496 --> 00:07:57,729 Well, not a lot of places do that kind of body modification. 215 00:07:57,765 --> 00:08:00,365 Malcolm and I will try to find who put them in. 216 00:08:00,401 --> 00:08:01,667 All right. 217 00:08:01,702 --> 00:08:04,203 He and I have to meet Rose's father at her apartment. 218 00:08:04,238 --> 00:08:05,871 Right, where is that exactly? 219 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:08,874 Uh, 1625 Lynrose. 220 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:10,309 Right, I'll see you there. 221 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,944 What? What-what are you doing? 222 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:13,245 I'm gonna take my own ride. 223 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,646 You're a wretched driver. 224 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:15,580 Since when? 225 00:08:15,581 --> 00:08:17,459 (♪ plays ♪) 226 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:20,456 ♪ It's colder now than it was ♪ 227 00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:23,255 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 228 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:25,624 ♪ Warm down south ♪ 229 00:08:25,659 --> 00:08:26,892 ♪ So I'm on my way... ♪ 230 00:08:26,927 --> 00:08:28,393 I'm so sorry for your loss. 231 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:29,779 Were you close with your daughter? 232 00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:30,497 Yes. 233 00:08:30,498 --> 00:08:33,332 Well, we were when she was little, but 234 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,467 you know, single father with a teenage daughter... 235 00:08:35,503 --> 00:08:38,470 Yes, I'm quite familiar with the absentee father 236 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:39,838 excuses. 237 00:08:39,874 --> 00:08:41,773 Can you tell us why Rose marred herself recently 238 00:08:41,809 --> 00:08:43,287 with subdermal implants? 239 00:08:43,311 --> 00:08:43,943 What? 240 00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:45,677 That doesn't sound like Rosie. 241 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:49,214 This bookshelf's been moved a lot. 242 00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:56,555 (hinges creaking) 243 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:01,426 Oh, lovely. 244 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:04,696 Very mid-century rapist. 245 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,066 Hello, bad guys? 246 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,683 What is this place? 247 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,720 It's a creepy, secret evil room. 248 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:30,122 You didn't know about this? 249 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:32,291 No. 250 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:38,130 What's this? 251 00:09:38,165 --> 00:09:40,299 It's a chicken. 252 00:09:40,334 --> 00:09:41,867 Or what's left of it. 253 00:09:41,902 --> 00:09:43,802 If that's supposed to be an offering for me, 254 00:09:43,837 --> 00:09:46,538 then I decline on grounds of salmonella. 255 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,609 This picture, th-- 256 00:09:50,644 --> 00:09:52,978 this isn't Rose. 257 00:09:54,782 --> 00:09:56,448 Mr. Davis, I'm so sorry. 258 00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:58,784 But maybe this wasn't a random attack. 259 00:09:58,819 --> 00:10:01,059 Maybe your daughter was involved with whoever killed her. 260 00:10:01,088 --> 00:10:02,888 It's a large man by the looks of it, 261 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:06,525 who's, uh, not a fan of bathing. 262 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,327 MR. DAVIS: This is crazy. 263 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:10,662 I mean, even if she was into this stupid Devil thing, 264 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,764 she wouldn't have sacrificed herself. 265 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,400 Yes, but sometimes the people closest to you can turn on you. 266 00:10:15,424 --> 00:10:17,291 Wouldn't you agree, Detective? 267 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:20,260 Maybe. 268 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:24,498 "For my Corazon. 269 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:25,533 Love, Rose." 270 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:26,600 "Corazon" is Spanish for heart. 271 00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:29,069 Could be a term of endearment. 272 00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:31,038 Could be a name. 273 00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:34,841 MR. DAVIS: I should've reached out. 274 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,277 Called more. 275 00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:39,446 I thought I knew her. 276 00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:43,417 Oh, yes, I know exactly how you feel. 277 00:10:43,452 --> 00:10:45,585 (phone rings) 278 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:48,803 Decker. 279 00:10:48,804 --> 00:10:51,972 We called around, found the girl that gave Rose her subdermals. 280 00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:54,707 Said she, uh, came in a couple weeks ago with a guy. 281 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:56,776 Weird guy, apparently, with a weird name, too, 282 00:10:56,811 --> 00:10:58,244 but she can't remember it. 283 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,946 Ask if the name's Corazon. 284 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:03,182 Hey. Was the guy's name Corazon? 285 00:11:03,218 --> 00:11:04,717 Yeah, that's it. 286 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:06,853 Uh, jet black hair, lots of piercings and tattoos. 287 00:11:08,056 --> 00:11:09,923 Did you hear that? 288 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,291 Yeah, generic Satanist. 289 00:11:11,326 --> 00:11:13,566 What about the, uh, subdermals-- she know what they mean? 290 00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:14,561 No. 291 00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:16,296 Says Rose brought them in herself. 292 00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:18,398 She was super secretive about 'em. 293 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,532 Uh-huh. 294 00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:21,401 We'll talk soon. 295 00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:23,469 Ah, look at you two. (sighs) 296 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:24,837 Marriage falling apart, 297 00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:26,205 trying to work together... 298 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:27,840 So cute. 299 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,442 Yeah, well, maybe if you hadn't sent her a break-up text 300 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:30,575 while I was unconscious... 301 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:31,412 Oh. 302 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,212 Hey, speaking of 303 00:11:33,248 --> 00:11:35,648 kicking your ass, I'm proud of you for bouncing back. 304 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:37,383 Friends fight, right? 305 00:11:37,419 --> 00:11:38,751 Yeah. 306 00:11:38,787 --> 00:11:40,753 Dick. 307 00:11:40,789 --> 00:11:42,889 (distant siren wailing) 308 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,960 (alarm chirps) 309 00:11:49,264 --> 00:11:50,530 (growling) 310 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:51,965 (grunts) 311 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:55,101 Why is Lucifer still alive? 312 00:11:55,136 --> 00:11:56,069 Oh, it's you. 313 00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,337 You scared me, dude. 314 00:11:57,372 --> 00:11:58,705 Have you forgotten what will happen to you 315 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,106 if you don't comply with our deal? 316 00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:03,109 No, but I forgot to tell you! 317 00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:05,178 Lucifer spilled the beans. 318 00:12:08,617 --> 00:12:09,716 What are you talking about? 319 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:10,683 All that jazz about 320 00:12:10,719 --> 00:12:12,852 condemning me to eternal damnation? 321 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:14,420 Poppycock, apparently. 322 00:12:14,456 --> 00:12:16,356 You're an angel 323 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:18,858 and Lucifer said that you're not allowed to kill me. 324 00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:20,960 Plus... 325 00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:22,762 I got this beauty right here. 326 00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:25,164 It's my get-out-of-Hell-free card. 327 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,333 (growls) 328 00:12:28,637 --> 00:12:31,304 (sighs) 329 00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:32,972 So... 330 00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:36,209 unless you got a better offer... 331 00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:40,146 #TeamLucifer. 332 00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:42,548 It's not half bad, this. 333 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:44,250 I mean, the writing's atrocious, 334 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,985 but it's not complete drivel. 335 00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:47,053 Listen to this: 336 00:12:47,088 --> 00:12:49,789 "Satan represents a beacon of honesty 337 00:12:49,824 --> 00:12:53,126 in a sea of mass self-deceit." 338 00:12:53,161 --> 00:12:54,127 Mmm. 339 00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:55,428 And... oh. Hello. 340 00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:56,562 There's a whole chapter on sex. 341 00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:57,830 I like this book. 342 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,401 Rose's subdermal implants-- 343 00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:03,603 I'm pretty sure they're letters. 344 00:13:03,638 --> 00:13:06,472 But I've arranged them 100 different ways 345 00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:09,008 and I can't come up with anything significant. 346 00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:12,578 "Chili furis"? 347 00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:16,482 "I hurl ficis"? 348 00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:20,086 No. 349 00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:22,689 But could... could you come over here, please? 350 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:32,699 Oh, bloody hell. 351 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,769 Filii hircus. It's Latin. 352 00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:37,837 Means "children of the goat." 353 00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:39,706 Why do they always associate me with goats? 354 00:13:39,741 --> 00:13:41,441 I mean, I don't even like their cheese. 355 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:43,843 Here we go. 356 00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:45,344 "Church of the Dark Prince." 357 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,283 Location is secret. 358 00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,618 Looks like you have to be a member. 359 00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:56,055 Geez, look at this questionnaire. 360 00:13:56,091 --> 00:13:57,857 Oh, and of course, 361 00:13:57,892 --> 00:13:59,192 there's a fee. 362 00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:00,960 $200? Sinful. 363 00:14:00,995 --> 00:14:02,528 There's got to be a faster way. 364 00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:05,798 LUCIFER: "What is your gift to the Devil?" 365 00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:09,736 CHLOE: How about... filii hircus? 366 00:14:09,771 --> 00:14:11,337 Yes! 367 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,538 (mumbling to self) 368 00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,075 All right. Okay... what... 369 00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:18,177 Yeah, I'll see you there! 370 00:14:19,914 --> 00:14:20,947 What...? 371 00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:23,683 (Let Me Get It Out by Born Ruffians plays) 372 00:14:23,707 --> 00:14:25,707 ♪ ♪ 373 00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:34,594 (clears throat) 374 00:14:37,332 --> 00:14:38,531 Okay. 375 00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:40,566 That's it. 376 00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:41,667 You're being a freak. 377 00:14:41,703 --> 00:14:44,003 You've been avoiding me for weeks, 378 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:45,404 you won't get in my car. 379 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,739 What's your problem? 380 00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:47,740 There's no problem. 381 00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,142 Just maybe you're not as charming 382 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:52,078 as you think you are. 383 00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:54,914 Wait, is this about that vulnerability thing? 384 00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:56,916 Actually, yes. 385 00:14:58,787 --> 00:15:01,053 I mean... I get the teensiest bit touchy-feely with you 386 00:15:01,089 --> 00:15:02,722 and you freak out. 387 00:15:02,757 --> 00:15:04,323 Ugh. All I meant that night 388 00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,058 is that I can trust you. 389 00:15:07,162 --> 00:15:08,528 That's all. 390 00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:09,495 Okay? 391 00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:10,429 Okay. 392 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:11,731 Okay. 393 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:12,766 Okay. 394 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,341 (clears throat) 395 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,911 (whispering): Filii hircus. 396 00:15:26,681 --> 00:15:27,980 (sighs) 397 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,248 Habeas corpus? 398 00:15:29,284 --> 00:15:30,683 Bababooey? 399 00:15:30,718 --> 00:15:32,785 You had it right the first time. 400 00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:35,121 But today is private. 401 00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:39,592 Too private for Lucifer himself? 402 00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:40,893 You're supposed to be blond. 403 00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:43,563 Yes, I get that a lot. 404 00:15:43,598 --> 00:15:44,738 You have ID? 405 00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:45,799 Absolutely. 406 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,400 Let me just, uh... 407 00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:48,668 Oh. Dearie me. 408 00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:50,036 I seem to have left it in the car. 409 00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:51,871 Detective, would you mind going to fetch it, please? 410 00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:53,339 What am I, your dog? 411 00:15:58,847 --> 00:15:59,912 (screams) 412 00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,315 Detective... 413 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,483 After you. 414 00:16:12,278 --> 00:16:13,877 It's very Eyes Wide Shut. 415 00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:15,479 Too bad I forgot my sexy mask. 416 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,778 Does anything scare you? 417 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,046 Should it? 418 00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,615 MAN: Rose is gone. 419 00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:24,150 But it is not her death that was important, 420 00:16:24,186 --> 00:16:25,518 it was her life. 421 00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:27,554 The imprint she left behind. 422 00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:30,290 See, Rose will be remembered. 423 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,458 She will live on forever. 424 00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,761 This isn't a sacrifice. 425 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:35,895 It's a memorial. 426 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,430 Quite civilized, actually. 427 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,268 Yeah, they don't seem like killers. 428 00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:40,832 Mmm. 429 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,202 ONYX: And so now 430 00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:44,904 it is time to invoke 431 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,106 the Four Crowned Princes of Hell. 432 00:16:47,142 --> 00:16:48,808 Oh. Scratch that. 433 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,910 Visualize the blue light 434 00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,912 filling your entire being. 435 00:16:52,948 --> 00:16:55,448 Satan to the east. 436 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:57,350 Beelzebub to the north... 437 00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:58,751 This is preposterous. 438 00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:00,920 I thought you'd love this. 439 00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:02,488 First of all, there's only one me. 440 00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:04,724 And secondly, the whole worship thing is more my father's bag. 441 00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:07,060 And now... 442 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,996 Lucifer will speak! 443 00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:11,164 What? 444 00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,668 (thump) Ooh. 445 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,670 Oh. No. No, no, no, no, no. 446 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:18,967 This is where I draw the line. 447 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:19,986 Ow. Ow 448 00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:22,009 Excuse me, excuse me! Sorry. 449 00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:23,209 Sorry. 450 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,277 MAN: Hey, man. 451 00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:25,845 If you would just butt out. 452 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,813 Right! 453 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,414 I'm the real Lucifer 454 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:31,784 and I insist that you stop this nonsense immediately. 455 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:33,853 I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing. 456 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,688 Blue light coming out your ass 457 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,357 or whatever it was. 458 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,491 I mean, you preach rebellion, 459 00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:40,226 but you're-you're misguided sheep. 460 00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:41,928 And goat. 461 00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,463 Where's the real defiance? 462 00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,031 The free will? SATANIST: Yeah! 463 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,032 Free will! 464 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,200 Free will rules! 465 00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:48,601 (applause) 466 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,637 No, no! You're doing it again. 467 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,005 Don't applaud. 468 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,473 This whole thing's a sham! 469 00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:54,508 (woman whoops) 470 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:55,808 Anarchy! 471 00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:56,876 (cheering, whooping) 472 00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:58,111 I mean, just-just look at this. 473 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,846 What is this supposed to be? 474 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:03,016 Alien fetus? 475 00:18:03,051 --> 00:18:04,717 Pickled demon? 476 00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:06,819 He's the best Lucifer we've had in years. 477 00:18:06,855 --> 00:18:09,956 (chanting): Lucifer! Lucifer! 478 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:10,635 Lucifer... 479 00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:12,074 Stop! 480 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,428 Someone killed this girl! 481 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:16,896 She didn't deserve that. 482 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,165 This is not what I stand for. 483 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,201 Is that what you all wanted? Eh? 484 00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:29,042 Should be ashamed of yourselves. 485 00:18:33,515 --> 00:18:34,580 LAPD. 486 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,316 Put the knife down. 487 00:18:39,788 --> 00:18:41,988 Why were you running? 488 00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:44,223 I wasn't. 489 00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:45,224 I was upset. 490 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,693 Feeling guilty, are you? 491 00:18:46,728 --> 00:18:47,827 Tell me... why? 492 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,496 What, our new Devil's a cop, now, is he? 493 00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:52,065 LUCIFER: Oh, worse than that, I'm afraid. 494 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,299 So come on. 495 00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:54,934 Tell me, what nasty little urge 496 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,337 are you hiding in your hoodie, hmm? 497 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:00,940 I want to kill... 498 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,241 Yeah? 499 00:19:02,277 --> 00:19:05,478 I want to kill the sick bastard who killed Rose. 500 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:06,713 And then, after that, 501 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:10,116 I want the hell out of this racket. 502 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:12,352 Oh. 503 00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,153 What's your name? 504 00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,288 Onyx. 505 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:16,389 Hmm? 506 00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:17,857 (sighs) 507 00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:19,826 Mitch Watson. 508 00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:21,794 Yeah, I changed it when I joined the church. 509 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:25,231 12 years later, I'm the frickin' high priest. 510 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:26,299 I'd love to bail. 511 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,267 Kind of late for a career change, though. 512 00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:30,937 I mean, the whole thing's a joke. 513 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,505 So, hold on... 514 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,640 Are you saying you don't believe in Lucifer? 515 00:19:34,676 --> 00:19:37,210 Look, mate, the Devil ain't gonna buy me an Aston Martin. 516 00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,745 Well, not with that attitude, he won't. 517 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,813 I mean, I like the philosophy. 518 00:19:40,849 --> 00:19:42,448 But it attracts a lot of weirdoes 519 00:19:42,484 --> 00:19:44,183 who take it way too seriously. 520 00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:45,485 And, of course, 521 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,253 now Rosie's dead. 522 00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,072 Yeah, and I see you have 523 00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:50,117 the same subdermal implants as she did. 524 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,290 All the hard core members... 525 00:19:51,326 --> 00:19:52,492 they all get this. 526 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:53,626 I was trying to tell Rosie 527 00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:55,161 that she would regret it later, 528 00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:57,563 but she became obsessed. 529 00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:59,432 She was an impressionable girl. 530 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,134 Well, her father was absentee. 531 00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:03,503 I suppose that's why she got involved in all this nonsense, 532 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:04,971 to piss her dad off. 533 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:06,906 Actually, it was, uh... it was her boyfriend, 534 00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,775 Corazon, he's the one who brought her in. 535 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,877 Man, the guy's a creeper. 536 00:20:10,912 --> 00:20:13,646 He kept talking about doing real sacrifices on animals. 537 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:16,816 Did Corazon have access to this knife? 538 00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,051 Yeah, probably. 539 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,422 This here is just for show. 540 00:20:22,457 --> 00:20:25,491 The blade springs inside the handle. 541 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:26,993 Hmm. Strange. 542 00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:29,328 'Cause if it was real... it could definitely match 543 00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:30,663 the marks found on Rose's body. 544 00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,298 We do have an actual version. 545 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,466 Hold on. 546 00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:39,071 Knife's gone. 547 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,473 Okay, we need to find Corazon now. 548 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:41,674 - Yeah. - Do you have, um, 549 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:42,975 his real name, 550 00:20:43,011 --> 00:20:44,710 uh, where he lives, his address? 551 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,078 Give me a sec. 552 00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,083 Ugh. 553 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:55,288 Looks just like you. 554 00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:56,923 I manscape. 555 00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:01,694 I'm starting to understand why you chose this persona. 556 00:21:01,729 --> 00:21:03,696 All-powerful... 557 00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:04,897 Invincible... 558 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,332 Not exactly. 559 00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:11,737 Ah. Or it's because you think that everybody's out to get you. 560 00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:12,773 That's because they are. 561 00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:14,707 But trust me, I didn't choose it. 562 00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:16,809 Why would anyone choose to be vilified? 563 00:21:16,845 --> 00:21:18,845 Thought the Devil was supposed to be immortal. 564 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,013 Well, one angel can hurt another, so... 565 00:21:27,055 --> 00:21:28,788 Oh, what...? 566 00:21:30,058 --> 00:21:31,557 What are you doing? 567 00:21:31,593 --> 00:21:33,326 (door opens) 568 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,795 No address, no last name, 569 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,497 nothing. 570 00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,431 Hmm. 571 00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:40,900 He used PayPal to pay for the fee. 572 00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:43,202 All right, I'll call in a warrant. 573 00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:51,777 Well, if you can't bring Muhammad to the dim sum... 574 00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:00,786 Hey. 575 00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:02,421 Why'd you stand me up? 576 00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:04,757 I had one task... 577 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,360 one... 578 00:22:07,395 --> 00:22:09,729 to get my brother back to Hell. 579 00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:16,536 I've not only failed, 580 00:22:16,571 --> 00:22:19,372 but I've actually made things worse. 581 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:21,841 I'm even sleeping with a demon. 582 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:27,213 Yeah, you lucky son of a bitch. 583 00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:31,183 Come on, you can't say 584 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:35,555 that this isn't the best sex you've ever had. 585 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,957 Well, it is the only sex you've ever had, but still. 586 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:39,859 (chuckles) 587 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:43,729 Look, I've had a lot of sex, 588 00:22:43,765 --> 00:22:47,033 with men and women. 589 00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:48,734 I mean a lot. Okay. 590 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:50,336 Point made. 591 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:53,706 But this, with you, 592 00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:55,341 I don't know, it's... 593 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,877 it's different. 594 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,256 But if you're not happy here, 595 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:12,258 then you should go home. 596 00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:15,661 I can't. 597 00:23:15,697 --> 00:23:19,865 I can't face my father as a failure. 598 00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:21,867 Look, I have a job to do. 599 00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,103 There's no choice. 600 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:27,139 I understand. 601 00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:37,817 CHLOE: Okay. Great. 602 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:39,151 Yeah, I'll be here. 603 00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:40,419 All right. 604 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:42,488 So we got a real name for Corazon-- 605 00:23:42,523 --> 00:23:44,490 Mike Carey-- but it could take us a while to find him, 606 00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:45,812 so you should probably head home. 607 00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:46,761 Oh, no, no, no. 608 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,728 Not till this human stain's brought to justice. 609 00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:51,130 (scoffs) I can't get near you, 610 00:23:51,165 --> 00:23:52,798 now I can't get rid of you. 611 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:53,799 Whatever. 612 00:23:53,835 --> 00:23:55,167 I'm gonna go up and shower. 613 00:23:55,203 --> 00:23:56,902 Stay put. Do not wake up Trixie. 614 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,507 ♪ ♪ 615 00:24:06,748 --> 00:24:08,848 (sighs) 616 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,825 Did you just throw a toy at me? 617 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:21,127 Oh, you're awake. 618 00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:23,095 But since you're up, I have some questions for you. 619 00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:24,597 Right. 620 00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:26,832 Are you adopted? 621 00:24:26,868 --> 00:24:29,902 In other words, are you sure the detective is your mother? 622 00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:31,604 Could she be from somewhere else? 623 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:33,539 Does she have any special powers? 624 00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:34,488 Uh-uh. 625 00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:36,040 What about any markings? 626 00:24:36,044 --> 00:24:38,144 Scars, on her back perhaps? 627 00:24:39,047 --> 00:24:41,180 There's some chocolate cake in it for you. 628 00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,915 I want cash. 629 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,517 Oh. 630 00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:47,586 (chuckles) I like your style. 631 00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:49,505 All right. 632 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,340 Mommy does have a scar. 633 00:24:51,376 --> 00:24:52,419 Oh? 634 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:53,407 On her butt. 635 00:24:53,411 --> 00:24:55,010 From when she got bit. 636 00:24:55,046 --> 00:24:56,345 By the Kraken. 637 00:24:56,381 --> 00:24:57,780 Right. 638 00:24:58,883 --> 00:25:00,116 Not the direction I was going for, 639 00:25:00,151 --> 00:25:02,284 but what's this Kraken that you talk of? 640 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,020 CHLOE: My mom's evil Chihuahua. 641 00:25:05,056 --> 00:25:06,288 Why aren't you showering? 642 00:25:06,324 --> 00:25:07,690 'Cause I left my phone down here. 643 00:25:07,725 --> 00:25:08,991 Why is Trixie awake? 644 00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:11,694 (snaps) Get back in bed, young lady. 645 00:25:11,729 --> 00:25:12,762 Night, Lucifer. 646 00:25:12,797 --> 00:25:15,664 All right, seriously. 647 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,933 No more freaky behavior. 648 00:25:17,969 --> 00:25:19,935 If this is about the other night, I'm sorry, okay? 649 00:25:19,971 --> 00:25:22,204 What do you want me to do, take it all back? 650 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,506 No, can you take your shirt off, please? 651 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:24,640 What? 652 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,009 Are you serious? 653 00:25:27,044 --> 00:25:28,244 I need to see your back. 654 00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:29,712 Why? 655 00:25:29,747 --> 00:25:33,282 Because I want to know if you're an angel sent to destroy me. 656 00:25:38,589 --> 00:25:40,055 (sighs) 657 00:25:42,894 --> 00:25:45,161 Nothing. 658 00:25:45,196 --> 00:25:47,196 Yeah. 659 00:25:47,231 --> 00:25:49,265 Is this about the scars on your back? 660 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:53,702 Look, I have no idea what happened to you 661 00:25:53,738 --> 00:25:55,070 or what's going on with you now, 662 00:25:55,106 --> 00:25:58,240 but... not everyone's out to get you. 663 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,577 (phone buzzing) 664 00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:04,413 They found him-- Corazon. 665 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:16,258 WOMAN: We found his car like this. 666 00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:18,427 It's registered to Mike Carey. 667 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,201 (clattering) (gasps) 668 00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:29,572 (Malcolm chuckles) 669 00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:31,574 Just like old times, huh? 670 00:26:31,609 --> 00:26:32,775 Don't shoot me though. 671 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:33,776 Funny. 672 00:26:33,811 --> 00:26:35,211 Come on, I'm just joking. 673 00:26:35,246 --> 00:26:36,679 (clattering) 674 00:26:39,217 --> 00:26:42,618 Ah, Detective Douche, Detective Stache. 675 00:26:42,653 --> 00:26:43,653 What a pleasant surprise. 676 00:26:43,688 --> 00:26:44,820 Did you find anything? 677 00:26:44,856 --> 00:26:46,789 Place seems empty. 678 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:59,201 CHLOE (whispering): My God. 679 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:15,669 It's definitely Mike Carey. 680 00:27:15,704 --> 00:27:18,839 Detectives, can I show you something? 681 00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,443 (siren wailing) 682 00:27:23,479 --> 00:27:25,779 So what do you really make of all this, huh? 683 00:27:25,814 --> 00:27:27,981 The "Hail, Lucifer," the pentagram? 684 00:27:28,016 --> 00:27:32,486 I think it's a long time since I encountered genuine evil. 685 00:27:32,521 --> 00:27:33,987 Wow. 686 00:27:37,693 --> 00:27:39,259 (sniffing) 687 00:27:39,294 --> 00:27:41,128 It's not blood; it's paint. 688 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:45,832 So the killer strapped Mike up 689 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:48,602 then decided to go all Jackson Pollock? 690 00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:50,937 I guess. 691 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,608 Yeah, looks like an "A." 692 00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:55,942 That can't be random. 693 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:57,744 I think it's a word. 694 00:28:07,089 --> 00:28:10,757 (gasps) Giant anamorphic print. 695 00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,626 "Morningstar." 696 00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:15,162 DAN: Whoa. 697 00:28:15,197 --> 00:28:17,030 Another Satanic message. 698 00:28:17,065 --> 00:28:18,398 Or a fan letter. 699 00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:20,767 Morningstar is not exactly the most common name for the Devil. 700 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:23,403 You think someone did this for our Lucifer? 701 00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:25,138 That's kind of a leap, Dan. 702 00:28:25,174 --> 00:28:27,807 Yeah, but if I'm right, it's also a conflict of interest. 703 00:28:27,843 --> 00:28:29,976 Somebody could be doing this on his behalf, 704 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,652 or maybe he's involved in a different way. 705 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,804 What does that mean? 706 00:28:32,805 --> 00:28:33,444 LUCIFER: Yes. 707 00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:35,949 What are you insinuating? 708 00:28:35,984 --> 00:28:37,317 That some psycho might be killing people 709 00:28:37,352 --> 00:28:39,019 because of your whole Devil shtick. 710 00:28:39,054 --> 00:28:40,487 You're blaming this nonsense on me? 711 00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:42,756 You do take the whole Satan thing pretty seriously. 712 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:44,791 You really think I'd do these vile things? 713 00:28:44,826 --> 00:28:47,427 These kids were pretending to be bad, 714 00:28:47,462 --> 00:28:49,095 but they weren't, they were innocent, 715 00:28:49,131 --> 00:28:50,797 so I would never hurt them, I'm not a monster. 716 00:28:50,832 --> 00:28:51,865 CHLOE: Okay, guys. 717 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,533 That's enough. 718 00:28:55,671 --> 00:28:58,271 Lucifer, maybe you should go home. 719 00:28:58,307 --> 00:29:01,608 Oh, no, allow me to stay in this rusty tin can a little longer. 720 00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:04,311 You came to me, you insisted I work this case. 721 00:29:04,346 --> 00:29:06,580 Okay, this sounds crazy, 722 00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:08,615 but this case might involve you. 723 00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:09,749 What do you mean, involve me? 724 00:29:09,785 --> 00:29:10,951 You know what I mean. 725 00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:11,601 (sighs) 726 00:29:11,602 --> 00:29:12,784 I'm trying to protect you. 727 00:29:12,788 --> 00:29:17,557 Oh, protect me from the evil or the world from evil me? 728 00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:26,466 Can you believe Detective von Douche 729 00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:28,235 boots me off the case? 730 00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:29,903 And Chloe agreed to this? 731 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:31,438 (sighs) She didn't disagree. 732 00:29:31,473 --> 00:29:32,672 (chuckles incredulously) 733 00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,241 How could she even think I'm capable? 734 00:29:34,276 --> 00:29:35,408 Here? 735 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:37,711 That's why I left. 736 00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:39,012 I thought she knew me. 737 00:29:39,047 --> 00:29:40,280 I thought I knew her. 738 00:29:40,315 --> 00:29:42,115 And now you don't trust her anymore? 739 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:45,585 Oh, it's just this whole immortality thing. 740 00:29:45,621 --> 00:29:47,754 Uh, for some reason, 741 00:29:47,789 --> 00:29:50,290 Detective Decker makes me vulnerable. 742 00:29:50,325 --> 00:29:53,293 Also known as "intimacy." 743 00:29:53,328 --> 00:29:56,630 No. No, she literally makes me exsanguinate. 744 00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:59,566 Being vulnerable can be scary. 745 00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:02,902 But there are benefits when you open yourself up to someone. 746 00:30:02,938 --> 00:30:04,504 I just wish I knew who was behind this. 747 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:05,639 My dad? 748 00:30:05,674 --> 00:30:06,640 My brother? 749 00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:08,241 Someone else? 750 00:30:08,277 --> 00:30:10,143 I mean, the detective doesn't seem to know, 751 00:30:10,178 --> 00:30:11,578 but she could be lying. 752 00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,046 Is she part of the plan to kill me, 753 00:30:13,081 --> 00:30:14,948 or is she just a-a pawn? 754 00:30:14,983 --> 00:30:16,883 Maybe we should explore the possibility 755 00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:20,120 that being vulnerable can be a good thing. 756 00:30:20,155 --> 00:30:22,389 No, it can't. 757 00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:24,691 It means you're at someone else's mercy. 758 00:30:24,726 --> 00:30:27,427 Then maybe you should just stay away from everybody. 759 00:30:27,462 --> 00:30:29,162 Stay away from Chloe. 760 00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:32,132 But... 761 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:34,267 I don't want to. 762 00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:36,569 Then don't. 763 00:30:36,605 --> 00:30:39,873 (Confessions by Lila Rose plays) 764 00:30:39,908 --> 00:30:41,941 ♪ I'm calling ♪ 765 00:30:41,977 --> 00:30:44,244 ♪ Know you hear me ♪ 766 00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:46,579 ♪ So I'm pleading ♪ 767 00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:49,282 ♪ Please forgive me ♪ 768 00:30:49,318 --> 00:30:52,118 ♪ 'Cause there's something ♪ 769 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:54,587 ♪ I've been aching ♪ 770 00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:57,891 ♪ To confess ♪ 771 00:30:57,926 --> 00:31:00,593 ♪ All of this mess is ♪ 772 00:31:00,629 --> 00:31:02,662 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 773 00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:05,265 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ (grunting) 774 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,233 ♪ All ♪ 775 00:31:07,269 --> 00:31:09,803 ♪ All, all ♪ 776 00:31:09,838 --> 00:31:12,405 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 777 00:31:12,441 --> 00:31:14,774 ♪ All, all, all, all ♪ 778 00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:16,276 Amenadiel. 779 00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:19,279 ♪ All, all ♪ 780 00:31:19,314 --> 00:31:22,982 ♪ It's all ours. ♪ 781 00:31:23,018 --> 00:31:24,584 PROTESTORS (chanting): Satan is here, but God is near! 782 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,786 Satan is here, but God is near! 783 00:31:26,822 --> 00:31:27,660 Satan is here, but God is near! 784 00:31:27,664 --> 00:31:28,622 You! 785 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:30,256 I know you're behind this. 786 00:31:30,292 --> 00:31:32,325 Because I have seen you. 787 00:31:32,361 --> 00:31:33,360 I know what you really are. 788 00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:34,728 What I am is annoyed. 789 00:31:34,763 --> 00:31:36,429 Just let me go to my club 790 00:31:36,465 --> 00:31:37,630 and move along, please. 791 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:40,266 I know these murders are your doing! 792 00:31:40,302 --> 00:31:41,968 I have no skeletons in my closet, 793 00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,537 which is more than can be said for you nasty little humans. 794 00:31:44,573 --> 00:31:47,607 So come on, preacher man, enough about me, 795 00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:49,876 let's talk about your dark and nasties, shall we? 796 00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:53,246 I must throw you into a lake of sulfur and fire. 797 00:31:53,281 --> 00:31:55,215 Oh, so you want to destroy me. 798 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,117 Well, get in line. 799 00:31:57,152 --> 00:31:59,452 Yes, I wish... 800 00:31:59,488 --> 00:32:00,253 Yes. 801 00:32:00,288 --> 00:32:02,222 ...I never met you. 802 00:32:02,257 --> 00:32:04,023 It's like some kind of collective amnesia. 803 00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:05,558 I mean, I walk around this city of yours, 804 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:07,594 solving its filthy little crimes, 805 00:32:07,629 --> 00:32:09,028 and this is the thanks I get? 806 00:32:09,064 --> 00:32:09,929 You're a murderer. 807 00:32:09,965 --> 00:32:11,064 A murderer! 808 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:14,834 Stop blaming me! 809 00:32:16,505 --> 00:32:19,105 I should destroy you. 810 00:32:19,141 --> 00:32:20,807 MAN: Hey, put him down! MALCOLM: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 811 00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:22,475 Easy, easy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 812 00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:24,778 This scumbag isn't worth it, all right? 813 00:32:24,813 --> 00:32:26,179 This isn't over. 814 00:32:27,883 --> 00:32:28,848 (chuckles) 815 00:32:28,884 --> 00:32:31,084 You come to have a go at me as well? 816 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:32,051 Nah. 817 00:32:32,087 --> 00:32:33,420 Chloe thought you might need protection 818 00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:34,788 from freaks like that. 819 00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,923 What I want is a drink. 820 00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:42,662 Hey, I'm sorry about earlier. 821 00:32:42,697 --> 00:32:44,364 Earlier today, or three weeks ago, 822 00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:46,332 when you broke up with me in a text? 823 00:32:46,368 --> 00:32:48,401 Chloe, I know. 824 00:32:48,437 --> 00:32:50,403 I've been looking for a way to explain things, 825 00:32:50,439 --> 00:32:51,738 but nothing makes sense. 826 00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:54,607 I will fix this, though, I promise. 827 00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:56,910 No more promises. I just want to do our jobs. 828 00:32:58,079 --> 00:32:59,412 What's that? 829 00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:01,548 (siren wailing) 830 00:33:06,254 --> 00:33:08,354 (indistinct radio transmission) 831 00:33:14,663 --> 00:33:16,729 This definitely doesn't belong here. 832 00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:19,032 A monogrammed "M." 833 00:33:20,135 --> 00:33:21,668 Doesn't Lucifer wear cuff links? 834 00:33:33,829 --> 00:33:36,439 CHLOE: Really? No prints, no skin cells? 835 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,673 Nope. Dead end. 836 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,993 Unless you want to check Lucifer's closet for the match. 837 00:33:39,994 --> 00:33:41,060 Very funny. 838 00:33:41,095 --> 00:33:42,995 Yo, Decker, your partner's on TV. 839 00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:44,963 NEWSCASTER: A video went viral today 840 00:33:44,999 --> 00:33:47,333 after a fight erupted on Hollywood Boulevard. 841 00:33:47,368 --> 00:33:49,935 Local club owner Lucifer Morningstar 842 00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:53,772 attacked Reverend Jacob Williams when Williams claimed 843 00:33:53,808 --> 00:33:55,808 the businessman with the devilish name 844 00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:57,443 was actually involved 845 00:33:57,478 --> 00:34:00,412 in the Satanic murders making recent headlines. 846 00:34:00,448 --> 00:34:01,947 Apparently, I'm not the only one. 847 00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:03,048 This is ridiculous. 848 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,283 He didn't attack the guy. 849 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:06,318 He was defending himself. 850 00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:09,388 Still hot. 851 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,691 Sorry. 852 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:20,065 The preacher. 853 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,266 Preacher's wearing a cuff link. 854 00:34:21,302 --> 00:34:22,468 So what? 855 00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:23,669 A lot of guys do. 856 00:34:23,704 --> 00:34:24,636 One? 857 00:34:24,672 --> 00:34:26,071 With an "M"? 858 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,339 DAN: No way. 859 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,841 Oh... 860 00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:29,842 It's not an "M." 861 00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:32,511 It's a "W," for Williams. 862 00:34:32,546 --> 00:34:33,912 Come on, Dan, it makes sense. 863 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,280 Who's gonna want to kill Satanists 864 00:34:35,316 --> 00:34:36,849 more than a religious zealot? 865 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:39,619 We gotta find him. 866 00:34:40,761 --> 00:34:42,019 MALCOLM: Freakin' street preacher 867 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,587 and his little minions, man. 868 00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:45,622 Who do they think they are? 869 00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:48,692 Bunch of posers. (chuckles) 870 00:34:48,727 --> 00:34:49,727 Ah... 871 00:34:49,761 --> 00:34:51,294 Don't even sweat it, huh? 872 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:53,096 What do you say we get some ladies up in here, huh? 873 00:34:53,131 --> 00:34:55,565 Blow off some steam! 874 00:34:55,601 --> 00:34:57,267 Emphasis on the "blow," huh? 875 00:34:57,302 --> 00:34:59,402 (chuckling) 876 00:35:02,774 --> 00:35:04,507 Why are you in my house? 877 00:35:05,477 --> 00:35:07,560 Because I got your back, man. 878 00:35:07,596 --> 00:35:10,797 I saw the way they treated you at the crime scene. 879 00:35:10,832 --> 00:35:13,333 Anyways, I know you didn't kill those people. 880 00:35:13,368 --> 00:35:14,834 Did you? 881 00:35:17,339 --> 00:35:20,740 (laughing): I'm just joking! God... 882 00:35:20,776 --> 00:35:23,343 You need to relax, get yourself a little shiatsu. 883 00:35:23,378 --> 00:35:24,511 Mmm. 884 00:35:24,546 --> 00:35:26,346 Ah... 885 00:35:26,381 --> 00:35:27,480 This feels good. 886 00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:30,050 Feels good, hanging out here with you. 887 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:33,186 I mean, ever since I, you know, went to Hell, it's just... 888 00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:35,755 there's been things in my head 889 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:38,391 that no one would understand. 890 00:35:39,995 --> 00:35:41,127 Except you, of course. 891 00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:43,396 You know? 892 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:45,098 I just want you to know... 893 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:47,834 I respect the hell out of you. 894 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,169 (giggles) 895 00:35:49,204 --> 00:35:50,170 Get it? 896 00:35:50,205 --> 00:35:51,938 Hell? (laughs) 897 00:35:51,974 --> 00:35:53,340 Up top. 898 00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:59,546 What, you just gonna leave me hanging? 899 00:35:59,581 --> 00:36:01,948 You've got red paint on your hand. 900 00:36:01,984 --> 00:36:03,149 Huh? 901 00:36:03,185 --> 00:36:05,218 Just like the paint we found at the warehouse. 902 00:36:05,253 --> 00:36:06,653 I must've gotten it on me at the scene. 903 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:07,921 Oh, I doubt that. 904 00:36:07,956 --> 00:36:10,190 Everyone was wearing gloves. 905 00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:18,765 Aw, man! 906 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,133 You caught me! 907 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,968 Literally red-handed. (laughs) 908 00:36:22,004 --> 00:36:23,970 Oh, I was, I was wondering 909 00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:25,772 when you'd figure it out. 910 00:36:25,807 --> 00:36:28,808 You know, when I asked if you did it? 911 00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:31,144 Totally thought you were gonna ask me. 912 00:36:31,179 --> 00:36:33,079 Been dying all day to tell you. 913 00:36:33,115 --> 00:36:35,315 You? 914 00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:36,449 Uh-huh. 915 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:37,450 You did this? 916 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,985 You killed those people? 917 00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:39,986 Oh, you mean those frauds? 918 00:36:40,022 --> 00:36:41,454 Duh! 919 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,930 So, what do you... what do you think? 920 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,524 Impressed? Hmm? 921 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:45,725 You're insane. 922 00:36:45,761 --> 00:36:47,060 I know! It's... 923 00:36:47,095 --> 00:36:48,261 Don't you love it? 924 00:36:48,296 --> 00:36:49,462 I mean, of course you do. 925 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:50,597 I mean, we're the same. 926 00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:53,266 Oh, we are not the same. 927 00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,768 Wait, wait, wait. 928 00:36:54,803 --> 00:36:57,270 I-If you're worried, 929 00:36:57,305 --> 00:37:01,241 I've got the perfect person to pin it on: 930 00:37:01,276 --> 00:37:02,709 that street preacher. 931 00:37:02,744 --> 00:37:04,010 Genius, right? 932 00:37:04,046 --> 00:37:05,278 Guy's crazy. Yeah. 933 00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:06,746 And I already dropped some evidence, so it's... 934 00:37:06,782 --> 00:37:09,349 Whoa! 935 00:37:09,384 --> 00:37:11,317 But I did this for you. 936 00:37:11,353 --> 00:37:12,318 Aren't you happy? 937 00:37:12,354 --> 00:37:14,354 Why would I be happy? 938 00:37:14,389 --> 00:37:16,456 I'm not evil. I punish evil. 939 00:37:16,491 --> 00:37:18,045 - Yeah, but, but you're, you know... - The Devil, yes. 940 00:37:18,046 --> 00:37:19,528 And you think you know who that is, don't you? 941 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,996 The whole world does. 942 00:37:21,029 --> 00:37:23,430 A torturer, maybe. 943 00:37:23,465 --> 00:37:26,099 An inflictor of just desserts, sure. 944 00:37:26,134 --> 00:37:28,735 But a senseless murderer I am not. 945 00:37:28,770 --> 00:37:31,471 Perhaps I need to clarify my position. 946 00:37:31,506 --> 00:37:32,739 Hey, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 947 00:37:32,774 --> 00:37:34,307 I've got this, remember? 948 00:37:34,342 --> 00:37:35,475 (laughs) 949 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:36,910 Don't worry, Malcolm. 950 00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:38,545 I'm not gonna send you to Hell. 951 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,314 I'm going to bring it right to you. 952 00:37:43,251 --> 00:37:44,751 And after I'm finished with you, 953 00:37:44,786 --> 00:37:46,319 Detective Decker can put you 954 00:37:46,354 --> 00:37:47,720 in a cold, dark room 955 00:37:47,756 --> 00:37:49,756 so you can think about what you've done, young man. 956 00:37:50,425 --> 00:37:52,325 Oh... 957 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,526 (both laughing) 958 00:37:56,031 --> 00:37:57,397 (whimpering) 959 00:37:57,432 --> 00:37:58,832 Ah! 960 00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:01,101 AMENADIEL: Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 961 00:38:13,032 --> 00:38:15,829 After the monumentally dreadful day I've had, 962 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,739 you decide to drop in now? 963 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,005 I'm clearing up your mess, by the way, 964 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,173 so if you don't mind. 965 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:22,175 You sent your demon to seduce me 966 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:23,543 and then kill me. 967 00:38:23,578 --> 00:38:24,946 (Lucifer chuckles) 968 00:38:24,947 --> 00:38:25,710 AMENADIEL: Yeah. 969 00:38:25,714 --> 00:38:27,914 I definitely mind. 970 00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:30,817 Right. 971 00:38:30,852 --> 00:38:31,918 Wonderful. 972 00:38:31,953 --> 00:38:33,152 Now look what you've done. 973 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,954 The man you just freed-- 974 00:38:34,989 --> 00:38:36,389 you know, the one you raised from the dead-- 975 00:38:36,424 --> 00:38:37,557 he's murdering humans. 976 00:38:37,592 --> 00:38:41,227 And that... that is on your hands, brother. 977 00:38:41,262 --> 00:38:42,695 You're wrong. 978 00:38:42,731 --> 00:38:43,963 It's your fault. 979 00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:45,264 Oh... 980 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,200 It always has been. 981 00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:50,436 Hate to break it to you, bro... 982 00:38:51,439 --> 00:38:52,305 (grunts) 983 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,639 ...but this time, I'm fighting back. 984 00:38:53,675 --> 00:38:55,174 (grunting) 985 00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:57,410 If only you'd done what was asked of you, 986 00:38:57,445 --> 00:38:58,745 none of this would've happened, 987 00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:00,346 and I'd still be home... 988 00:39:00,382 --> 00:39:01,714 (grunts) 989 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:02,882 ...where I belong! 990 00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:05,818 Heaven? Really? 991 00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:07,387 You're sure that's still home, eh? 992 00:39:07,422 --> 00:39:09,288 After everything you've done? 993 00:39:10,992 --> 00:39:12,992 Sleeping with a demon. 994 00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:16,362 Think Dad might have another assignment for you. 995 00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:18,998 Somewhere, I don't know, slightly warmer. 996 00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:21,300 (yells) 997 00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,541 Why? 998 00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:30,443 Why did you have to use her? 999 00:39:30,478 --> 00:39:32,979 (laughs) 1000 00:39:33,014 --> 00:39:35,882 Now I get what this little tantrum's really about. 1001 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,850 It's about Maze. 1002 00:39:37,886 --> 00:39:39,485 You like her. 1003 00:39:39,521 --> 00:39:41,854 Well, I mean, I don't blame you, brother. 1004 00:39:41,890 --> 00:39:44,424 She is a wild woman in the sack. 1005 00:39:49,864 --> 00:39:51,297 Listen, if you wanted me dead, 1006 00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:53,533 you should've had the balls to do it yourself! 1007 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:57,170 Oh, please. 1008 00:39:57,205 --> 00:39:59,872 You're the one who's been using pawns from the start. 1009 00:39:59,908 --> 00:40:01,274 Linda, Malcolm, huh? 1010 00:40:01,309 --> 00:40:03,342 Now the detective. 1011 00:40:04,242 --> 00:40:05,230 You're a coward! 1012 00:40:05,254 --> 00:40:06,780 Chloe? 1013 00:40:06,781 --> 00:40:09,449 I don't even know what you're talking about! 1014 00:40:09,484 --> 00:40:11,451 You always were a lousy liar. 1015 00:40:16,758 --> 00:40:18,724 You justify it all, don't you? 1016 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,892 Claim it's all done 1017 00:40:19,928 --> 00:40:22,061 in the name of our father, 1018 00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:24,096 but... 1019 00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:26,499 it's for your sake, brother. 1020 00:40:26,534 --> 00:40:28,201 And they call me the prideful one. 1021 00:40:28,236 --> 00:40:30,770 Enough! 1022 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:32,839 I'm the pawn. 1023 00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:35,775 You both used me. 1024 00:40:37,245 --> 00:40:39,178 You know what? 1025 00:40:39,214 --> 00:40:40,346 Here. 1026 00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:44,350 Kill each other. 1027 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,266 (sighs) 1028 00:41:01,302 --> 00:41:04,170 Now where do I get a drink? 1029 00:41:04,205 --> 00:41:06,706 The last place the preacher was seen was near LUX. 1030 00:41:06,741 --> 00:41:09,609 Remember, he's to be considered armed and dangerous. 1031 00:41:09,644 --> 00:41:11,244 Malcolm took Lucifer into the club. 1032 00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:12,812 You guys see anything, you get on the radio. 1033 00:41:12,847 --> 00:41:13,813 All right, I'll check the club. 1034 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:14,848 You guys search the area. 1035 00:41:14,883 --> 00:41:17,283 ( Eyes That Kill by Coobee Coo plays ) 1036 00:41:17,318 --> 00:41:20,653 ♪ I was looking for you ♪ 1037 00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:27,793 ♪ In all the right places ♪ Mmm. 1038 00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:29,996 Hello, Detective. 1039 00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:31,831 If you've come to have a shot at me, now's the time. 1040 00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,033 Everyone's doing it. 1041 00:41:35,169 --> 00:41:37,537 Yeah, your scuffle with the preacher 1042 00:41:37,572 --> 00:41:38,971 made the local news. 1043 00:41:39,007 --> 00:41:39,972 (laughs) 1044 00:41:40,008 --> 00:41:41,440 Oh, that. 1045 00:41:41,476 --> 00:41:43,643 That was about five disasters ago. 1046 00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:45,745 God, your face... 1047 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,979 Yeah, well, what can I say? 1048 00:41:47,015 --> 00:41:48,714 You should've seen the other chap. 1049 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:50,016 Thought I did. 1050 00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:51,117 What happened? 1051 00:41:51,152 --> 00:41:53,553 (scoffs) Well... 1052 00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:55,321 where do I begin? 1053 00:41:55,356 --> 00:41:59,091 With the grandest fall in the history of time? 1054 00:41:59,127 --> 00:42:01,127 Or perhaps the far more agonizing 1055 00:42:01,162 --> 00:42:02,962 punishment that followed? 1056 00:42:04,332 --> 00:42:05,598 To be blamed for every 1057 00:42:05,633 --> 00:42:09,001 morsel of evil humanity's endured, 1058 00:42:09,037 --> 00:42:11,671 every atrocity committed in my name? 1059 00:42:11,706 --> 00:42:13,906 ♪ Trying to impress you ♪ 1060 00:42:13,942 --> 00:42:18,444 As though I wanted people to suffer. 1061 00:42:18,479 --> 00:42:20,846 All I ever wanted 1062 00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:23,382 was to be my own man here. 1063 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:26,052 To be judged for my own doing. 1064 00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:27,620 And for that? 1065 00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:30,957 I've been shown how truly powerless I am. 1066 00:42:33,094 --> 00:42:34,894 That even the people I trusted-- 1067 00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:36,896 the one person, you-- 1068 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,432 (sighs sadly) 1069 00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,601 could be used to hurt me. 1070 00:42:42,470 --> 00:42:43,470 Lucifer... 1071 00:42:43,504 --> 00:42:45,705 Yes? 1072 00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:53,879 (laughing): What? 1073 00:42:53,915 --> 00:42:55,781 Put your hands up and move away from the bar. 1074 00:43:01,889 --> 00:43:03,422 Detective, there's an explanation... 1075 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,458 Stop! 1076 00:43:04,492 --> 00:43:05,524 Don't say another word. 1077 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,692 Put your hands up. 1078 00:43:09,263 --> 00:43:10,863 Or you'll leave us no choice. 1079 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:15,434 Lucifer Morningstar, you're under arrest. 1080 00:43:21,693 --> 00:43:28,193 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man