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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer and a modem
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can have access to every grant
offered worldwide.
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As the kids like to say, ka-ching!
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That's the sound of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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- that she is hiding from everybody.
- Really?
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And he might be married.
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[CHUCKLING]: Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out in their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today is Sheldon's big
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database launch party,
so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have any understanding
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of what this data thing is?
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Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can eat.
I'm too excited.
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- I know. We all are.
- What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you coming to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a gift,
it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna happen
at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to UseNet
that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling that a party? Bold.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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We still haven't settled on a name.
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Well, I was thinking maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper. That is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last name's
gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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- Yeah, but I'm the dad.
- So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right.
Let's not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Please don't have a giant head!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car seat,
we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got the one thing.
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[SCOFFS]
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know
you were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped by
to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery man.
And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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... fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing. He probably just wants
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to gossip about some church drama.
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So here's your check. Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me. I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you, that first ride home
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from the hospital with
the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank with a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about
that spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were interested
in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales.
I know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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- No.
- Is your mom there?
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- No.
- Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke. I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to go to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but you'll
never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much longer I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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- Does it hurt bad?
- Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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[GROANS]
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- I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get placenta on my hands.
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What?
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ROB: Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen you
around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty busy
trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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- [HIGH-PITCHED]: You know.
- [SNORTS]
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Not as good as they were
when you were there.
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Well, that's nice of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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- [CHUCKLES] I'm sure you'll pull through.
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Yeah, actually, I got another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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- but I'd miss the kids...
- Mm.
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...and, you know, the friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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[EXHALES] Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know. Pick a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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- Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I meant. [SNICKERS]
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be on my feet.
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The doctor said this could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else I can call for you?
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- Maybe your mom?
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Maybe after they give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep trying the Coopers.
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[PAINED GROAN]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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You know, in a way, you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does not
involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[CHUCKLES AGGRESSIVELY]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than half an inch".
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Okay.
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Well, that's more than half an inch.
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[GRUNTS]
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Aw, come on.
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["TIGHTEN UP" BY ARCHIE BELL
& THE DRELLS PLAYING]
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten it up
for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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- ♪ Move to your left ♪
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will be out of sight ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this before.
How long does it take?
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Depends. With Billy, it was days.
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Well, he always has been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late? Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're the first one here.
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Actually, I was the first one here
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and I'd like to be
the first one to leave.
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So who's back there with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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- Where the hell's Georgie?
- We can't find him.
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What about Mary? Ain't
she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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[SIGHS]
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay. Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last time we were here?
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You mean the night
you gave me a heart attack?
261
00:10:50,641 --> 00:10:51,986
Stop it.
262
00:10:51,991 --> 00:10:54,415
I did not give you a heart attack.
263
00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:57,486
- You gave me something.
- Well...
264
00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:01,913
Oh, hey, Mary.
265
00:11:01,918 --> 00:11:03,013
What's going on?
266
00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:04,492
Nothing. What's going on with you?
267
00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,402
- Who's with Mandy?
- The doctor.
268
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:09,434
What are you two doing out here?
269
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,570
Waiting on you. Where have you been?
270
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,570
I was at lunch.
271
00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:16,439
Hey.
272
00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:18,044
I hear we're having a baby.
273
00:11:20,353 --> 00:11:21,689
What? Did I miss it?
274
00:11:25,513 --> 00:11:26,922
Where is my dad?
275
00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:29,068
I ask that question a lot.
276
00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:30,546
He's not usually late.
277
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,997
My mom's picking me up,
but she's always late.
278
00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:36,188
Hey. Maybe they're together.
279
00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,536
Why would they be together?
280
00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:39,223
They could be having
another secret meeting
281
00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:40,501
in the chicken coop.
282
00:11:40,506 --> 00:11:42,708
He's probably running late at practice.
283
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:44,326
Okay.
284
00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:47,866
- I'm sure they're not together.
- Okay.
285
00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,693
- I mean it.
- Okay.
286
00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:51,041
Shut up, Billy.
287
00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:52,379
Okay.
288
00:11:53,038 --> 00:11:55,710
- What is he doing here?
- He's a pastor,
289
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,018
and he wanted to be here.
290
00:11:57,023 --> 00:11:59,065
I mean what is he doing here with you?
291
00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:01,891
He asked me for some advice,
so we had lunch.
292
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,858
So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
293
00:12:03,863 --> 00:12:05,625
Are you accusing me of something?
294
00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:06,954
Is there something to accuse you of?
295
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,340
Hey, today's the day of miracles.
296
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,659
Do you really want to be fighting?
297
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,216
Stay out of this.
298
00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:13,953
We didn't do anything wrong.
299
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,531
I think I'm gonna head out.
300
00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:17,039
No, he's staying, you're staying.
301
00:12:17,044 --> 00:12:18,137
What does that mean?
302
00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:19,291
Nothing, just...
303
00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:21,258
Nothing.
304
00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,598
What's going on with you two?
305
00:12:24,603 --> 00:12:27,294
[SCOFFS] What's going on with you two?
306
00:12:27,299 --> 00:12:30,385
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
307
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,680
Don't be shy, folks.
308
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,561
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have nine new messages.
309
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♪ ♪
310
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,917
[TIRES SCREECHING]
311
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,901
Connie? What are you doing here?
312
00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:06,118
I'm having a baby.
313
00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:07,726
Oh. It's happening?
314
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,682
Kinda. Why are you here?
315
00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:14,985
Uh, I-I had a medical thing.
It-It's been handled.
316
00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:16,345
Here, let me help you to your room.
317
00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:18,630
- What kind of thing?
- [STAMMERS] Just a thing.
318
00:13:18,635 --> 00:13:19,938
It's been tended to.
319
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:21,716
How-how far apart are your contractions?
320
00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:23,603
Connie, what's going on?
321
00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:25,061
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
322
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,198
It's embarrassing, but here we are.
323
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:29,734
Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
324
00:13:30,239 --> 00:13:31,297
Happy?
325
00:13:34,183 --> 00:13:36,275
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
326
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,452
and the doctors think it could be
another few hours.
327
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:39,545
Well...
328
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:43,904
Good.
329
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,981
- Walk slow.
- Oh, okay.
330
00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:49,136
So, how often are you taking
my wife out to lunch?
331
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:52,491
It was just lunch.
He didn't take me out.
332
00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:55,068
So, who's going to drive me?
'Cause time's a-tickin'.
333
00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:57,544
- Sheldon, not now.
- G-Go check on Mandy.
334
00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,142
- But...
- Sheldon, go!
335
00:14:00,645 --> 00:14:02,168
You are being ridiculous.
336
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:04,394
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
337
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,651
So do I. And when I walked in,
338
00:14:06,656 --> 00:14:08,618
you and Brenda were acting weird.
339
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:09,727
What is that about?
340
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,205
Nothing. It's about nothing.
341
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,072
Yeah, it's nothing.
342
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:16,177
Is my husband your mystery man?
343
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:19,103
- No.
- She's dating someone else.
344
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,110
- How do you know that?
- She told me.
345
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,126
Why are you talking to my husband
346
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,604
about your love life?
347
00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:27,691
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
348
00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:29,119
about throwing stones,
349
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,996
'cause I've seen your glass house.
350
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,254
What does that mean?
351
00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:34,885
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
352
00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:38,385
- Really?
- What the hell do you mean, "really"?
353
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,502
What's going on? Where's Mandy?
354
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:43,548
Uh, she's fine. She's in her room.
355
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,465
So she's having a baby by herself
356
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,893
while you're all out here?
357
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:48,611
No, Sheldon's with her.
358
00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:50,383
Unbelievable.
359
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,021
George, Mary.
360
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:56,769
- Jim.
- It's nice to see you.
361
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,297
Hey, how are you? My name's...
362
00:14:58,302 --> 00:14:59,610
- AUDREY: Jim!
- Gotta go.
363
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,457
Can't believe this.
364
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,456
- Where you going?
- Home.
365
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,463
They clearly forgot about us.
366
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,968
This sucks.
367
00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:19,406
Do you think my mom and your dad
368
00:15:19,411 --> 00:15:21,034
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
369
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,043
No.
370
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,098
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
371
00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:26,746
It's not gonna happen.
372
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,702
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
were brother and sister,
373
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:30,845
and they still kissed.
374
00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:33,591
I didn't write it.
375
00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:38,070
Excuse me, does that computer
have a modem?
376
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:39,073
A what?
377
00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:41,574
A modem. It's how you access
the World Wide Web.
378
00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:42,873
The what?
379
00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:44,400
It's when your computer wants
380
00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:45,699
to talk to another computer,
381
00:15:45,704 --> 00:15:48,539
and it goes... [IMITATING MODEM DIALING]
382
00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,583
You mean a fax machine.
383
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,385
It's like I'm from the future.
384
00:16:05,385 --> 00:16:07,068
What are you doing out here?
385
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:09,215
I heard Mandy was having the baby.
386
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,510
Yes, but that happens inside.
387
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:13,713
I know.
388
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,794
Aren't you going in?
389
00:16:17,997 --> 00:16:19,041
I can't.
390
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,978
Oh, these doors are automated.
391
00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,665
You just walk towards
them and they open.
392
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,363
I can't be a dad.
393
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:26,410
I couldn't even install a car seat.
394
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:29,421
Great. You can drive me
to my launch party.
395
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,110
[MANDY EXHALES]
396
00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:34,418
You're doing great, sweetie.
397
00:16:34,423 --> 00:16:36,585
Didn't work 30 years ago,
doesn't work now.
398
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:38,822
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
399
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:39,980
Please stay.
400
00:16:39,985 --> 00:16:42,107
Hey.
401
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:44,364
- Oh, how we doing?
- I'm all right.
402
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:45,702
[SIGHS]
403
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:46,801
Are you all right?
404
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,147
I'm fine. Just fine.
405
00:16:49,152 --> 00:16:50,875
Fine? Looked like your husband was gonna
406
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,890
- punch out that guy in the waiting room.
- What happened?
407
00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:55,408
When did you get here?
408
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:56,626
Earlier.
409
00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:59,642
So, who did George almost punch?
410
00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:01,679
Some little fella with a mustache.
411
00:17:01,684 --> 00:17:03,606
[MANDY GROANS]
412
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,883
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
413
00:17:05,888 --> 00:17:07,141
What did I just tell you?
414
00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:08,919
I don't know what else to say.
415
00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,101
Thank you for doing this.
416
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,063
Mm-hmm.
417
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,569
You know, you wait and
you wait and you wait,
418
00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:17,128
and you think the day's
never gonna come,
419
00:17:17,132 --> 00:17:19,573
- and then pow, it's here.
- I know.
420
00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:21,311
Everyone thought I was too young,
421
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:24,222
that I wouldn't see it through,
but here I am.
422
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,871
To think I almost missed it.
423
00:17:28,476 --> 00:17:31,002
I would have regretted that
for the rest of my life.
424
00:17:34,717 --> 00:17:35,715
[TURN SIGNAL TICKING]
425
00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:38,386
Why are we turning around?
426
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,869
[DOOR OPENS]
427
00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,411
Hey.
428
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,836
What's going on with you two?
429
00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:47,124
- Nothing.
- We're fine.
430
00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:48,523
You know what, if you're gonna fight,
431
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,570
can you do it out loud?
432
00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:50,979
'Cause I could really use
the distraction.
433
00:17:50,983 --> 00:17:53,030
- No one's fighting.
- [PAINED GROAN]
434
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,860
Where is that big needle?
I was promised a big needle.
435
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:59,316
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
436
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,139
I'll go in the delivery room with you.
437
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:04,798
Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
438
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:07,245
I'm not gonna be sitting
down anytime soon.
439
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,723
Georgie will be here.
440
00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,989
If he were gonna be here, he'd be here.
441
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,937
But honestly, who's surprised?
442
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:14,914
Well, I'm a little surprised.
443
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,262
Jim, not now.
444
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:19,088
All right, well, I can
have my own opinion.
445
00:18:19,093 --> 00:18:20,361
I think he's a good kid.
446
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,663
You never take my side.
447
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,111
Are you kidding me?!
448
00:18:24,115 --> 00:18:27,236
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
449
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,672
So you're just, you're just
okay with all of this?
450
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:32,788
My daughter is having
a baby. I'm thrilled.
451
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,274
Aw, Dad. [PAINED BREATH]
452
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:36,662
[GROANS]
453
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:38,789
Sorry I'm late.
454
00:18:38,794 --> 00:18:40,557
Oh, no, no, no. You're right on time.
455
00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:41,590
Told you.
456
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,781
You are completely late, but
I'm really glad you're here.
457
00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:46,518
Do you want all these people around?
458
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,665
- No!
- All right, everybody out.
459
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,043
- But...
- Out.
460
00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:52,000
Uh, we'll be in the waiting
room if you need us.
461
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,317
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
462
00:18:54,322 --> 00:18:55,520
I plan to.
463
00:18:57,388 --> 00:19:00,019
- How you doing?
- Where were you?
464
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:02,515
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
465
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,694
and I didn't hear the phone.
466
00:19:03,699 --> 00:19:05,860
It's okay, you made it.
467
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:08,217
- Did you get it installed?
- Sheldon did.
468
00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:10,432
Turns out, it takes a genius.
469
00:19:10,437 --> 00:19:12,684
[LAUGHS, WINCES]
470
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,425
Mom, sit.
471
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:21,513
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
472
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:24,789
She's here.
473
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,705
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
474
00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,344
Oh, what's her name?
475
00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:36,964
Constance.
476
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,065
Oh...
477
00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:42,022
Yes. Thank you.
478
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,736
Is there a middle name?
479
00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:46,810
We're still working on it.
480
00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,332
Can we see her?
481
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:49,635
Well, they're sleeping right now,
482
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:50,957
but I'll let y'all know when they're up.
483
00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:53,000
Well, we're gonna be right here.
484
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:56,576
So you're a grandma.
485
00:19:56,581 --> 00:19:58,889
I know.
486
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:02,340
[LAUGHS] Let's get you some tissue.
487
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:07,473
I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
488
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:09,316
Fine by me.
489
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:11,059
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
490
00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:13,083
We didn't get a single subscriber.
491
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,102
My database is a complete failure.
492
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,246
I know, I'm upset, too.
493
00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:23,024
Where's Missy?
494
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:39,501
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