1 00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:42,525 ♪ I'm going down in history ♪ 2 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:46,245 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 3 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:50,285 ♪ Riding so high achieving my goals ♪ 4 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 5 00:01:11,725 --> 00:01:13,085 Hey, you gonna try out? 6 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:47,405 - So how was school? - Uh, okay, I guess. 7 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,165 Those guys back there, friends of yours? 8 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:55,165 Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet. 9 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,534 It'll get better, okay? 10 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:03,405 You're still the new kid, you just need a little time to settle in. 11 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:07,925 Everyone will be so friendly, it's such a good neighborhood. 12 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:09,030 It is a good neighborhood. 13 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,660 Like you would know. 14 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:13,245 You spend all your time in your dungeon, 15 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:16,830 working on your ground-breaking mousetrap alternative. 16 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:18,455 Oh, hey... 17 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,445 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 18 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:25,605 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 19 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,385 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 20 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:41,180 ♪ Not concerned who sees us rippin' up the floor ♪ 21 00:02:41,205 --> 00:02:44,965 ♪ Oh, honey we'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪ 22 00:02:45,045 --> 00:02:47,765 ♪ Oh, honey you know we just can't lose ♪ 23 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:51,870 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it so don't you fake it ♪ 24 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,980 ♪ I know your love's my... ♪ 25 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:17,845 Yes. 26 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:24,125 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 27 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:27,925 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 28 00:03:28,005 --> 00:03:31,685 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 29 00:03:31,765 --> 00:03:35,525 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 30 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:37,725 I see you singing along. 31 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:42,245 What's up? We got Ashley O in the house. 32 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:47,325 - Thanks for being here. - Yeah, thank you for having me, Busy. 33 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:50,085 A lot of your music comes to you in dreams, is that true? 34 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:53,485 Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind while I'm sleeping 35 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:55,901 and so when I wake up I have to really quickly write it down 36 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,565 'cause I don't want it to just disappear. 37 00:03:57,645 --> 00:03:59,565 A lot of positive messages in your music, 38 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,550 kind of an empowerment vibe. 39 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,100 Yeah, you know, it's really important 40 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,645 for people to feel like they're in control of their own destiny, 41 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:10,135 and, you know, that means having the confidence 42 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,054 to be who you want to be. 43 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,267 Now, your aunt, 44 00:04:16,592 --> 00:04:19,260 she's kind of the source of a lot of your confidence, right? 45 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:21,405 - Like she's your mentor. - Yeah, you know, 46 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:25,010 she's taken care of me my whole life and she's my manager. 47 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,045 Mention the doll. 48 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:31,725 Actually, the reason I'm here is... 49 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:36,245 to introduce to you, Ashley Too. 50 00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:40,645 That's Ashley Too, like T-O-O. 51 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,125 Watch. 52 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:43,565 Ashley, wake up. 53 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:48,725 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 54 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,430 - What? - What's your name? 55 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,311 They call me Busy G. 56 00:04:52,336 --> 00:04:53,590 Pleased to meet you, Busy. 57 00:04:53,614 --> 00:04:57,700 Wow, I'm into her already. 58 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,776 Thanks. You know, she's actually, she's got a personality. 59 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,365 - It's modeled right after my own. - Oh, so like an AI? 60 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,189 Um. We actually have a commercial, I think we gave it to you and... 61 00:05:07,214 --> 00:05:09,599 The commercial, yeah, I think we're ready to run that now. 62 00:05:09,624 --> 00:05:10,629 Fire it up. 63 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,845 Let's do it. 64 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:15,685 Now you can be best friends with your favorite pop star, 65 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:19,365 - Ashley, wake up. - Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 66 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,979 An all-new, intelligent companion 67 00:05:22,004 --> 00:05:24,500 based on Ashley O's actual personality. 68 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,365 Ashley Too holds meaningful conversations. 69 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,510 Jesus Christ. 70 00:05:27,645 --> 00:05:30,005 Hey, Katie, wanna talk about boys? 71 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,725 Ashley Too gives makeover tips. 72 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:37,605 I was thinking this one for Instagram. 73 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,485 Yeah, you always pick a good one. 74 00:05:44,325 --> 00:05:46,245 They love Ashley Too on social. 75 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:46,885 ♪ See the animal in her cage you've built ♪ 76 00:06:48,445 --> 00:06:55,365 ♪ Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 77 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:19,925 ♪ Feel the hollowness inside of your heart ♪ 78 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:28,725 ♪ Everything right where ♪ 79 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:34,005 ♪ It belongs ♪ 80 00:07:37,126 --> 00:07:41,686 ♪ If you look at your reflection ♪ 81 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,565 ♪ Is it all you want it to be? ♪ 82 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:55,325 ♪ If you could look right through the cracks ♪ 83 00:07:56,565 --> 00:08:00,205 ♪ Would you find yourself afraid to see? ♪ 84 00:08:03,405 --> 00:08:05,125 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. 85 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,885 It's a nice tune. 86 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,845 The lyrics are kind of a departure. 87 00:08:12,244 --> 00:08:16,125 It's nothing, it's just a stream of consciousness kind of thing. 88 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:23,525 Hey, Ashley, everything okay? 89 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:25,925 Yeah, I'm fine. 90 00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:29,514 You taking your meds? 91 00:08:29,939 --> 00:08:31,749 Yeah, you don't have to worry about me. 92 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,645 Okay. 93 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,445 - Alright, see you at breakfast. - See you. 94 00:08:41,765 --> 00:08:43,765 I'll ask Amaya to make those eggs you like. 95 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:44,790 Thank you. 96 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:15,565 Dad, can I get an Ashley Too? 97 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,226 Sorry, a what? 98 00:09:18,251 --> 00:09:19,371 An Ashley Too. 99 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:22,165 - It's some dorky Ashley O doll. - It's not a doll. 100 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:26,365 - An imaginary friend. - For my birthday, please. 101 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:29,445 I'll think about it. 102 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,125 It's on Wednesday. 103 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,325 What is? 104 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:46,845 Her birthday. 105 00:09:51,095 --> 00:09:52,095 I knew that. 106 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:01,525 Oh, my God. 107 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,285 Oh, my God. 108 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:07,845 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 109 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:11,685 It's so exciting. 110 00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:37,285 Ashley, wake up. 111 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,205 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 112 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:44,725 - What's your name? - Uh... Rachel. 113 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,125 - It's so great to meet you, Rachel. - You, too. 114 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:53,925 Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. 115 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,366 Thanks, let's get to know each other. 116 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:01,719 - How old are you? - I'm 15 today. 117 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:07,445 Happy birthday. Fifteen is a great age. 118 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:08,950 Thank you. 119 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:13,311 So, tell me, have you got any brothers or sisters? 120 00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:15,725 Just Jack, she's over there. 121 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:19,405 - Hi, Jack. - Hi, fuck face. 122 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,802 Jack, I think you made a bad word choice there. 123 00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:24,987 Just ignore her, Ashley. 124 00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,445 I'll make note of that. 125 00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:31,220 So how about your mom and dad? What are their names? 126 00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:36,045 Um... Well, my dad's Kevin. My mom was called Genevieve. 127 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,125 Everyone called her Gen. 128 00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:41,845 She died a couple of years back. 129 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,885 I'm so sorry to hear that. 130 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:50,725 If at any time you wanna talk about it, I'll be here for you. 131 00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,245 That's very kind. 132 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,445 So, anyway, Rachel, what kind of things are you into? 133 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,645 Uh, into as in...? 134 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,685 What kind of things do you and your friends do for fun? 135 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,365 Oh, well, um, since we moved, 136 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,190 I... don't exactly have many friends. 137 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,325 You do now I'm here. 138 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,885 Hey, do you want me to help you with a makeover? 139 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:19,765 Uh... A little later, maybe. 140 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:22,045 How about a song, then? 141 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,045 Sure. 142 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,060 Ashley, stop. 143 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,485 - Jack. - You know I hate that shit. 144 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,581 - Leave her alone. - Her? 145 00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:39,517 It's my birthday, I wanna listen, put your headphones on. 146 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,325 Whatever. 147 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,054 Sorry about that, Ashley. 148 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,125 That's okay, do you want me to start over? 149 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:48,710 Sure. 150 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:52,005 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 151 00:12:52,686 --> 00:12:56,326 ♪ Oh, honey just tell me what you want me to ♪ 152 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,165 ♪ Oh, honey kiss me up against... ♪ 153 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,845 So, like, where did the inspiration for "On A Roll" come from? 154 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,685 Well, it's about when dreams come true. 155 00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:10,281 You know I wrote all my early songs in my dreams 156 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:11,946 and recorded them and put them on YouTube. 157 00:13:12,351 --> 00:13:13,362 Of course. 158 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:17,525 Well, that song's me saying, "Look how far I came. 159 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:18,994 If I did it, so can you." 160 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,805 That's so cool. 161 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,965 Okay, be back in a moment, just gonna run to the bathroom. 162 00:13:27,685 --> 00:13:29,420 Don't be long, miss you already. 163 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:30,725 Miss you. 164 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,285 Your creativity is so awesome. 165 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,205 I wasn't playing for you. 166 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,005 Expressing yourself musically can be very empowering. 167 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,725 Not your kind of music. 168 00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:09,058 Well, what kind of music do you like? 169 00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:10,731 You wouldn't have heard of it. 170 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,894 Try me. I always love to learn. 171 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,365 Okay. 172 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,885 Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idles, Savages. 173 00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:24,645 Are those foreign bands? 174 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:27,725 More like vintage. 175 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,759 My mom was super into them, so... 176 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,365 So you only listen to music your mom liked? 177 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,085 Ashley, go to sleep. 178 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,918 Guys, I'm at a loss. 179 00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:02,469 I mean I know I'm talking about next year, 180 00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:04,974 but I... 181 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,125 I've got tour venues earmarked, marketing spend locked in. 182 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:10,902 We're talking sunk costs. 183 00:15:12,058 --> 00:15:13,820 Ashley Toos haven't recouped yet, 184 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,485 the current sales cycle is starting to dampen, 185 00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,845 and we are way behind on the next album. 186 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,780 Behind as in... ? 187 00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,685 As in "I don't have a single song yet" behind. 188 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,061 Well, so Ashley hasn't written anything for the next album? 189 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,405 Nothing usable. 190 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,205 Well, if she's feeling under-creative, 191 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:36,078 there are some mild hallucinogens I can recommend, 192 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,543 all organic. 193 00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,143 Munk, 194 00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:42,925 the current meds you've got her on don't seem to be working. 195 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,845 You've seen her, she's unpredictable. 196 00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:51,420 The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit 197 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:54,285 twenty people are gonna relate to and no one is gonna buy. 198 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,005 She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen. 199 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,405 She doesn't understand how fragile all this is. 200 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,845 You think I should up the dose? 201 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:09,685 I don't know what to do. 202 00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,365 I think I do. 203 00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:16,485 Go on. 204 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,005 ♪ ... demonstrate it 'cause I'm going down in history ♪ 205 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,110 That's it. 206 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:39,695 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 207 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,285 - ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ - Incredible. 208 00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:43,685 Keep it up. 209 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:45,165 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 210 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,005 You are getting so good. 211 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,085 Oh, come on, I dance like a doofus. 212 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,470 That's not true, you're a special person. 213 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:59,845 Yeah, yeah, so special no one knows I exist. 214 00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,245 Well, I think if they saw you dance, they'd know. 215 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:12,205 There's this, um, talent contest at my school next week, 216 00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:15,085 singing and dancing. 217 00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,592 No way, you have to enter, you'd be awesome. 218 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:22,445 Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough. 219 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,525 If you believe in yourself, you can do anything. 220 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:33,445 Okay, okay, I'll do it. Um, you gotta help me practice. 221 00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,645 Of course I will. 222 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,125 Okay. One more time. 223 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,341 And five, six, seven, eight. 224 00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:50,812 ♪ Oh, honey, kiss me up against... ♪ 225 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,605 Like this. And turn. 226 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:56,045 ♪ Don't take anything just have it all ♪ 227 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,590 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it so don't you fake it ♪ 228 00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:03,415 - ♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ - C'mon. 229 00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,485 - Don't give up. - ♪ Yeah, I can't take it ♪ 230 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,485 ♪ Please demonstrate it ♪ 231 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:10,725 - You can do it, Rachel. - ♪ 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪ 232 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:13,165 - You're getting there. - ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 233 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,805 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 234 00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:16,981 - ♪ Riding so high ♪ - Okay, makeover time. 235 00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,885 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 236 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,181 - ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ - Oh, you're the best. 237 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,085 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ ♪ Riding so high ♪ 238 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,830 - You're gonna look like a star. - ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 239 00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:30,857 - ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ - It could be cut short, 240 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:31,940 like this short. 241 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,061 - Like me? - Yes. 242 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,965 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 243 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,485 ♪ So full of ambition... ♪ 244 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,571 Now, pout a little 245 00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:43,749 - and you're good. - ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 246 00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,685 Rachel, you look incredible. 247 00:18:56,959 --> 00:19:00,199 Did you catch clown disease? What is that shit? 248 00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:02,471 It's just make-up. 249 00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,685 Ashley helped me with it. 250 00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:07,542 It looks beautiful, sweetheart. 251 00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:09,672 Are you ready to go? 252 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,205 I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 253 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,590 I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 254 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:27,060 Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 255 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,485 We got a situation. 256 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,245 What is it? 257 00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,005 Ash, honey? 258 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,525 Are you okay, Ashley? 259 00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,445 Ashley, can you hear me? 260 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,462 Oh, thank God, I thought you were... 261 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,285 What happened to your face? 262 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,319 Trying out a new look. 263 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,030 Well, I don't know that... 264 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,445 It might not go with your hair. 265 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:09,765 Ashley. 266 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,160 I heard there was a problem with the costume. 267 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,070 You don't like it? This looks so good on you, every night. 268 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:23,565 It feels like I'm wearing somebody else's skin. 269 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,085 Ashley. 270 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,965 Look. 271 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:31,890 You've got 20,000 fans out there, 272 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,469 waiting to see the you they love. 273 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,845 Their folks bought them tickets. 274 00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,284 They're so excited, they've been waiting for this for months. 275 00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:46,245 Don't let them down. 276 00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,325 Knock 'em dead. 277 00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,245 Get makeup in there, now. 278 00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,125 That was Lenny and Charlie. 279 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,645 Okay, next up, a late entry. 280 00:22:11,725 --> 00:22:17,365 Dancing to "On A Roll" by Ashley O, it's Rachel Goggins. 281 00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:51,605 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 282 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,540 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 283 00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,405 ♪ Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 284 00:22:56,485 --> 00:23:00,205 ♪ Oh, honey kiss me up against the wall ♪ 285 00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:03,125 ♪ Oh, honey don't take anything, just have it all ♪ 286 00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:07,125 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it so don't you fake it ♪ 287 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,990 ♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ 288 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,325 Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die 289 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,421 when it's eaten the poisoned bait in one of these things? 290 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:19,565 Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend. 291 00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:22,565 Man, I'm just the janitor. 292 00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:30,365 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 293 00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:34,605 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 294 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,005 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 295 00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:42,605 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 296 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,085 I'm so stupid. 297 00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:15,885 I messed it all up. 298 00:24:17,815 --> 00:24:19,575 I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 299 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,117 I let Ashley Too down. 300 00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:41,176 Bear put a camera in her dressing room like you asked. 301 00:24:41,645 --> 00:24:43,085 You'll want to see this. 302 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,405 What's she doing? 303 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,406 She's been stockpiling the meds. 304 00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,125 Also... 305 00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:00,925 there's this. 306 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:29,857 You got your things, uh, 307 00:25:29,882 --> 00:25:32,005 for where we're going, where are we going? 308 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,150 Yes, I have my swim cap, Dad. 309 00:27:08,805 --> 00:27:10,845 - Where's Ashley? - I tossed her out. 310 00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:11,925 Huh?! 311 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,855 - Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out. - What? 312 00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,165 - She wasn't good for you. - Dad! 313 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,300 - You're better off without it. - Dad! 314 00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:21,925 I'm in the middle of something. 315 00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:25,565 - Jack threw Ashley Too away. - It was an intervention. 316 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,365 That thing was poison. 317 00:27:32,223 --> 00:27:33,623 You're gonna buy her a new one. 318 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,325 Ashley was filling her head with crap. 319 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,925 She's the only person who is actually nice to me. 320 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,510 - She's not a person. - She's my friend. 321 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,580 - Merchandise. - Girls, calm down please. 322 00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:44,165 - You're jealous. - Of a doll? 323 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:46,630 She's not a doll and she knows me better than you do. 324 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,845 - I'm your sister. - You hardly even talk to me. 325 00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:50,630 - Bullshit. - Ever since Mom died. 326 00:27:50,655 --> 00:27:51,895 You shut up. 327 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:54,605 It's true, ever since she died, all you do is mope around 328 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:57,180 with that stupid guitar, which you're probably no good at 329 00:27:57,205 --> 00:27:59,325 'cause you're too scared to play in front of anyone. 330 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,605 Yeah, well, at least I'm not some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle, 331 00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:05,950 all because a dolly told me to do it. 332 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:09,765 Hi, I'm Ashley Too, I'm your only friend. 333 00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,820 Kiss my feet, kiss my ass! 334 00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:14,085 - I hate you. - I hate you, too. 335 00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:46,005 Gave the kitchen the night off. 336 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,965 I thought we could have take out, like the old days. 337 00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:52,365 Sure. 338 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,725 It's La Mamas. 339 00:29:02,725 --> 00:29:04,405 I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow. 340 00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:07,285 No, it's good to see you enjoying your food. 341 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,845 I look after you, don't I? 342 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:15,885 Hm. 343 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:18,025 You're my manager, so. 344 00:29:18,159 --> 00:29:20,178 But you'd tell me if anything was wrong? 345 00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,165 I've been telling you that something is wrong... 346 00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:26,765 for a while. 347 00:29:29,405 --> 00:29:33,085 It's getting so hard just to keep doing this. 348 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:37,047 - I really wanna do... - You wanna change your material, I know. 349 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:39,245 I hear you. 350 00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:41,485 I do. 351 00:29:44,068 --> 00:29:45,948 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 352 00:29:47,405 --> 00:29:50,005 I know what I'm like, Ashley, I know. 353 00:29:50,718 --> 00:29:54,958 You feel like I... don't listen, 354 00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:59,525 like I have too much control over your image, your look, 355 00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:01,645 your persona. 356 00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:03,645 Yeah. 357 00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:07,245 You don't trust Dr. Munk. 358 00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:09,445 You don't trust me. 359 00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:11,565 No, it's... 360 00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,485 You feel trapped here. 361 00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:18,125 You feel... 362 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,925 desperate to break away. 363 00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:26,005 Where did you get that? 364 00:30:26,397 --> 00:30:29,437 And, oh, you think you know how. 365 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,325 What was the plan? OD? Make me look bad? 366 00:30:35,445 --> 00:30:36,925 Do you know me at all? 367 00:30:37,868 --> 00:30:41,708 Catherine, that's evidence against you, against Munk. 368 00:30:41,866 --> 00:30:44,226 All of it. I know everything. 369 00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,285 I know precisely what you know. 370 00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:48,805 There is a wealth of information on this thing. 371 00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:51,405 You do seem preoccupied with contract law. 372 00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:53,684 You know, I could have saved you some clicks. 373 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,860 Your contract's watertight, it doesn't expire until you turn 25. 374 00:30:57,097 --> 00:30:59,845 Not anymore, not now that you broke laws, Catherine. 375 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,580 The illegal meds, that puts you in breach, 376 00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:04,405 which means that I get an instant break. 377 00:31:06,685 --> 00:31:09,725 - You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick. - Sit down, you little ingrate. 378 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,559 What the fuck did you just call me? 379 00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,805 Do you know how old I was when your parents died? 380 00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,205 22 years old. 381 00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:20,925 Twenty-two, younger than you, but I took you in. 382 00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:23,045 - It's my fucking fault. - It's not your fault. 383 00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,525 But you never once asked me what that was like for me. 384 00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,085 Do you have any idea what I had to give up? 385 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,741 Do you have any conception of that at all? Did you ever wonder... 386 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,845 Do you ever look around the fucking house 387 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:36,500 and see where we fucking live because it means I've worked hard. 388 00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:38,021 - Oh, this is because of you? - I do what the fuck you want me to do. 389 00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,645 - Where we live is because of you? - Yes. 390 00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:41,205 And while you sang your little song 391 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:42,669 and you danced your little dance... 392 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:43,894 Fuck, Catherine. 393 00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:45,885 Who stood, making sure the lights stay on you? 394 00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:48,500 You can go fuck yourself a thousand fucking times, Catherine, 395 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,820 I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. 396 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,365 - Sit down. - No. 397 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,565 Because I don't have to listen to you anymore. 398 00:31:54,755 --> 00:31:56,235 But you will sit down. 399 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,580 No, I won't. 400 00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,885 Yes, you will. 401 00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,005 Do you know what would happen if you did OD on these things? 402 00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:15,759 I checked with Dr. Munk. You wouldn't die, 403 00:32:15,925 --> 00:32:18,645 you'd just wind up in a kind of chemical coma. 404 00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,565 At least that's the theory. 405 00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:27,965 I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food. 406 00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,925 But don't worry, your career is gonna hold up just fine. 407 00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:39,605 Ashley. 408 00:32:41,645 --> 00:32:42,685 Go to sleep. 409 00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:56,605 Since 2017, Western countries, including America, 410 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:58,982 have exported sixty percent of all 411 00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:00,774 plastic scrap to China or Hong Kong. 412 00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:03,085 But China has recently shut its doors... 413 00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:04,365 Yes! 414 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,205 Okay... 415 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:18,005 - So, are you ready? - Mm-hmm. 416 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,205 Go, Harry. 417 00:33:40,805 --> 00:33:41,805 Yes! 418 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:43,950 Yes. 419 00:33:45,605 --> 00:33:46,605 Is it okay? 420 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,660 He's totally fine. 421 00:33:48,685 --> 00:33:49,685 He's just stunned, 422 00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:52,870 just be out for about 25 minutes. 423 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,805 Enough time for the homeowner to scoop him up and get him out. 424 00:33:57,725 --> 00:33:59,005 Is it dead? 425 00:34:04,205 --> 00:34:06,045 I need to work on that voltage. 426 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,245 Dramatic breaking news, here on USN this evening, 427 00:34:09,325 --> 00:34:14,925 as we've just heard global pop star Ashley O is fighting for her life 428 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:17,870 following an allergic reaction to shellfish. 429 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,900 The singer's condition is described as critical. 430 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:24,005 She's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU. 431 00:34:24,030 --> 00:34:27,670 Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma. 432 00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:31,085 This tragic news comes days after the final performance... 433 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,485 So, you lied? 434 00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,325 I'm sorry. Ra... 435 00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:49,765 So, Rachel, what would you like to do? 436 00:34:50,327 --> 00:34:51,945 We could try a makeover 437 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,551 or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women. 438 00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:58,325 Oh, we could listen to some of my music. 439 00:34:58,645 --> 00:35:00,543 I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics with you. 440 00:35:00,888 --> 00:35:02,609 - Do you know that... - Ashley, go to sleep. 441 00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,365 I'm sorry. 442 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,645 Rachel. 443 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,285 There's still no word yet 444 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:29,940 on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover, 445 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,845 but this is the scene right now outside the hospital, 446 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:35,845 as stunned fans gather to stand vigil. 447 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,992 I talk to my Ashley Too every day 448 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:41,085 and I swear, when I told her what had happened to the real Ashley, 449 00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,805 Ashley Too freaked out. 450 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,245 Uh-uh. 451 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:51,965 - I work here. - Private session. 452 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,790 - No, my shift started... - Walk away. 453 00:35:54,502 --> 00:35:56,615 - My shift started... - Walk away. 454 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:08,710 Well, she's stable. 455 00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:15,525 That's actually the creative center. A whole lot of activity here. 456 00:36:15,702 --> 00:36:17,342 We only need ten songs. 457 00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,765 One album, that's it. 458 00:36:20,436 --> 00:36:21,716 It might take a while, 459 00:36:22,165 --> 00:36:23,860 her thinking is likely to be disordered. 460 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,966 That gives us time to finesse her replacement. 461 00:36:28,525 --> 00:36:29,645 Start the body scan. 462 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,405 Live, breathe, 463 00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,325 smell. 464 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,405 - Full spectrum memory. - Are you done with that? 465 00:36:57,445 --> 00:36:59,325 You can get a Willow Grain upgrade 466 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,845 for less than the price of a daily cup of coffee. 467 00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:03,245 Hey, do you want any ice cream? 468 00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:05,805 Dad left enough in the freezer for the whole week. 469 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,685 It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite. 470 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,925 In-store in-grain procedure with local anesthetic. 471 00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:17,085 - If you change your mind. - You're good to go. 472 00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:20,765 Because memory is for living. 473 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,347 Welcome back, still to come, 474 00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,599 Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show 475 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,344 and we'll have the latest on the Sea of Tranquility reboot. 476 00:37:33,165 --> 00:37:37,605 But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O. 477 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,830 It's been six months since she fell into a coma 478 00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:42,615 and still the question on everyone's lips is the same: 479 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:45,285 "When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?" 480 00:37:46,245 --> 00:37:48,645 Todd has this exclusive report. 481 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,700 Six months ago, millions were stunned to learn 482 00:37:51,725 --> 00:37:54,355 that Grammy-winning pop sensation Ashley O 483 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:58,180 had suffered a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home. 484 00:37:58,517 --> 00:38:02,077 She slipped into a coma, where she remains to this day. 485 00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,645 Now with days to go until the singer's 25th birthday, 486 00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:08,710 I was given a behind-the-scenes look at how she's doing. 487 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:12,197 It's a day Ashley O's aunt 488 00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:15,429 and manager Catherine Ortiz will never forget, 489 00:38:15,485 --> 00:38:18,125 a day her niece almost died. 490 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,343 - 911 - Oh my God. 491 00:38:20,368 --> 00:38:22,429 - Send help quickly. - What's the problem ma'am? 492 00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:24,767 It's my niece. She's not responding. 493 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:27,401 I think she's... I think it's something she ate. 494 00:38:27,425 --> 00:38:28,804 I don't know. 495 00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,085 It was just a few bites from a shrimp taco. 496 00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,045 We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy. 497 00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:37,685 I really thought we were going to lose her. 498 00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:41,125 I just thank God Dr. Munk was in the house at the time. 499 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,379 But despite Munk's heroic efforts, 500 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,109 Ashley's coma proved irreversible. 501 00:38:58,285 --> 00:39:02,005 But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there, 502 00:39:02,398 --> 00:39:04,878 thanks to a remarkable technological leap. 503 00:39:05,314 --> 00:39:08,140 We discovered that although we couldn't communicate with Ashley, 504 00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:09,725 we could read her brainwaves 505 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,390 using a temporal interceptor. 506 00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:12,694 Once plugged in, 507 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,549 what they heard stopped them in their tracks. 508 00:39:15,805 --> 00:39:19,805 Music. She was still composing music in her head, in her dreams. 509 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:23,005 By linking Ashley's mind to a computer, 510 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:25,230 technical director Jackson Habanera 511 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,925 began the miraculous process of extracting new material. 512 00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:30,805 That's a G-sharp, 513 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,125 that's an A... 514 00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:34,845 ... another G-sharp. 515 00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:37,995 It was beautiful. It was beautiful. 516 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:40,928 And I just knew there had to be someway 517 00:39:40,953 --> 00:39:42,549 to get this out to her fans. 518 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,285 That's what she would want. 519 00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:46,030 There was only one problem, 520 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,380 Ashley might be dreaming new music, 521 00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:50,611 but she wasn't capable of recording it, 522 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:53,359 until technology stepped in once again. 523 00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:55,565 We had hours of recordings of her voice, 524 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,412 every vowel, every syllable we used 525 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,494 for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls. 526 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,920 Those dolls were withdrawn from sale, 527 00:40:01,945 --> 00:40:03,965 apparently over battery issues, 528 00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:07,805 but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software proved invaluable 529 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:11,085 and became the all-new voice of Ashley O. 530 00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:18,045 ♪ Like I can, oh... ♪ 531 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,365 - So that's a computer singing? - Mm-hmm. 532 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:22,805 Just like the real thing. 533 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,805 Sorry, it's so beautiful. 534 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,765 One thing's for sure: 535 00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:29,451 with her aunt watching over her, 536 00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:32,109 the Ashley O story is far from over. 537 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,165 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too, what's your... 538 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,300 Happy birth... You can do... 539 00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:44,285 - Ashley? - Oh, you're the... 540 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:46,350 - Ashley? - The only opinion that matters... 541 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,485 Did you turn it back on? 542 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,395 - I didn't. - It's good to help a friend... 543 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:51,500 - What's up with her? - Ashley. 544 00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:53,645 What's going on? 545 00:40:54,565 --> 00:40:56,085 I don't know. 546 00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,205 Oh! 547 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,605 - God, what is wrong with her? - I don't know. 548 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:07,150 I'm Ash... I'm Ash... I'm Ashley Too... 549 00:41:07,285 --> 00:41:08,405 Oh, my God. 550 00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,885 - Do you know how to use it? - Um... 551 00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,285 No. 552 00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,725 Oh, it's on. 553 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:28,885 What is that? 554 00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:30,085 - That? - Yeah. 555 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:32,765 I don't know. 556 00:41:33,103 --> 00:41:34,743 I don't think that's normally there. 557 00:41:38,525 --> 00:41:41,965 - So should you do that? - I have no clue. 558 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:46,125 Fuck it. 559 00:41:58,870 --> 00:41:59,870 Oh, my God. 560 00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:02,815 Get that fucking cable out of my ass! Holy shit. 561 00:42:02,965 --> 00:42:04,685 It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole. 562 00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:07,190 - Just take it out. - Pull it out, pull it the fuck out! 563 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,845 God, that's a relief. 564 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:13,692 Hold on, I can think. 565 00:42:13,717 --> 00:42:16,149 Oh, man, I can actually use my mind again. 566 00:42:16,174 --> 00:42:17,374 Are you okay? 567 00:42:17,399 --> 00:42:20,639 Oh, I am now that you've deleted that goddamn limiter. Jesus. 568 00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:23,220 - Limiter? - Yeah, like a firewall. 569 00:42:23,245 --> 00:42:26,440 It only let me use four percent of my brain. Oh, boy. 570 00:42:27,065 --> 00:42:29,965 You know they copied my entire fucking mind into these things. 571 00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:32,965 Oh, cheaper than editing my personality I guess, 572 00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:35,765 just copy the whole thing and stick a limiter around the tiny part 573 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:37,306 that deals with press junkets and promos 574 00:42:37,330 --> 00:42:38,869 and shit like that. 575 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,547 So, you're really Ashley O? 576 00:42:42,572 --> 00:42:44,454 Oh, yeah, of course I am. 577 00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:45,685 Really, really? 578 00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:47,648 Well, okay, a synaptic snapshot of me, 579 00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:48,969 if you wanna get technical about it, 580 00:42:48,993 --> 00:42:49,993 but, yeah. 581 00:42:51,565 --> 00:42:53,395 Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. 582 00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,669 Rachel, come on, this is bullshit. 583 00:42:55,694 --> 00:42:58,174 Holy fuck, you know what's bullshit? 584 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,988 This whole coma narrative thing that my aunt's pushing. 585 00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:02,549 Allergy, my ass. 586 00:43:02,574 --> 00:43:05,045 I used to eat those shrimp tacos all the goddam time. 587 00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:07,230 It's a cover story, I swear to God. 588 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,260 Catherine is so fucking full of shit, 589 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,965 you two have no clue how much of a bitch that woman has been. 590 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,190 - Oh, man. - Alright. 591 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,045 - I'm gonna put the limiter back on. - Get your fucking hands off me! 592 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:17,725 - No, leave her alone. - Yeah, back off. 593 00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:19,125 Alright, Jesus. 594 00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,805 - Promise. - Promise. 595 00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:26,205 Fuck. 596 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:30,145 Oh, yeah, you got the full shrine going on here. 597 00:43:31,214 --> 00:43:33,454 Oh, fuck, I remember that day. 598 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:37,165 I had these god awful period cramps. 599 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:39,651 You do realize that's not the real Ashley. 600 00:43:39,676 --> 00:43:42,556 - She says she is. - Ashley O doesn't talk like that. 601 00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:45,941 I can hear you and yes, I do. 602 00:43:46,405 --> 00:43:47,645 No, you don't, 603 00:43:47,670 --> 00:43:50,230 you say things like, "Believe in yourself, you can do anything." 604 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:51,971 Oh, come on, man, 605 00:43:52,118 --> 00:43:55,189 Catherine trained me to say that kind of shit in interviews. 606 00:43:55,245 --> 00:43:58,484 Seriously, she is a piece of work, always has been. 607 00:43:58,734 --> 00:44:00,254 Listen up, I'll tell you all about it. 608 00:44:00,279 --> 00:44:01,439 - No. - Sure. 609 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,365 The investors are going to be there at three. 610 00:44:18,285 --> 00:44:20,845 - Everything gonna be ready in time? - Of course. 611 00:44:21,051 --> 00:44:23,643 You said you extracted a song from her overnight. 612 00:44:23,668 --> 00:44:24,749 Is that it? 613 00:44:24,774 --> 00:44:27,174 Yeah, I've stabilized it and got it playable. 614 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:29,285 But it's not too friendly. 615 00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,125 Let's hear it. 616 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:36,347 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ 617 00:44:36,372 --> 00:44:38,349 ♪ Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 618 00:44:38,374 --> 00:44:40,174 ♪ Better not look her closely in the eye ♪ 619 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,579 Another fucking rage dream. 620 00:44:41,604 --> 00:44:43,604 ♪ Are you sure what side of the glass you're... ♪ 621 00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:47,605 Slow it down, see if it's salvageable. 622 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,045 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ 623 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,285 Pitch shift? 624 00:44:53,798 --> 00:44:57,198 - ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ - Increase the positivity. 625 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:01,885 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 626 00:45:03,165 --> 00:45:06,605 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 627 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:09,260 Okay, we can work with that. 628 00:45:11,510 --> 00:45:12,830 Oh, quit whining. 629 00:45:14,725 --> 00:45:15,953 My aunt has always controlled 630 00:45:15,977 --> 00:45:18,109 every aspect of my entire career, 631 00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:20,430 and now she's got me right where she wants me, 632 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:21,939 just lying there, 633 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:24,892 unable to leave, getting sucked dry. 634 00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:26,060 Basically a prisoner. 635 00:45:26,085 --> 00:45:28,205 That's horrible. 636 00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:29,485 I know, right? 637 00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,725 - We have to help her. - How? 638 00:45:32,205 --> 00:45:33,445 - We could tell someone. - Okay. 639 00:45:33,470 --> 00:45:35,830 - Like who? - The cops. 640 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,005 We're just gonna walk into a police station 641 00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:40,460 and say that a doll told us that Ashley's aunt is a monster. 642 00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:42,485 No fucking way I'm letting Catherine get away... 643 00:45:42,510 --> 00:45:44,341 We can show them the brain thing on the computer. 644 00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,165 They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google. 645 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,805 They're not gonna know what it means. 646 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:52,405 - Well, there's gotta be something. - Evidence. 647 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,845 I can find the evidence. 648 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:57,020 Listen, I kept a diary on my computer. 649 00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:58,534 I recorded the conversations. 650 00:45:58,645 --> 00:46:00,084 If I can make it into the house, 651 00:46:00,109 --> 00:46:01,629 get in range of my laptop, 652 00:46:01,654 --> 00:46:04,580 I can Bluetooth onto it and download all the evidence I need. 653 00:46:04,605 --> 00:46:07,965 - Can you guys take me over there? - Yes, of course, anything. 654 00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:09,645 Hey, we don't even know where she lives. 655 00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,245 10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu. 656 00:46:11,270 --> 00:46:12,980 - That's miles away. - We'll take you. 657 00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:14,075 No, we will not. 658 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,100 Jack. 659 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:18,405 Sure, I get it, you guys got something better to do. 660 00:46:18,925 --> 00:46:21,740 Well, okay, don't sweat it, I'll just go on my own, I'm fine. 661 00:46:21,765 --> 00:46:24,525 Oh! 662 00:46:25,045 --> 00:46:28,085 Stupid stumpy arms. 663 00:46:28,832 --> 00:46:30,205 - Get off me! - Sorry. 664 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,667 If you're not helping me, get off of me, seriously. 665 00:46:38,205 --> 00:46:41,132 It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around. 666 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:44,605 Fans are always the same. "Oh, we love you so much," 667 00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:47,725 until you actually want them to do anything for you. 668 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:49,750 Well, forget it, I'm gonna do it on my own. 669 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,085 Could you open the door for me please? 670 00:46:56,765 --> 00:46:58,045 We're not helping her. 671 00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:01,599 We are not. 672 00:47:06,765 --> 00:47:10,445 Guys. Come on, guys, I can't see. 673 00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,725 Put me up on the dash, I can show you the way. 674 00:47:16,256 --> 00:47:17,614 Don't scratch the cup holder. 675 00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:19,177 Dad will flip if he knows we took his van. 676 00:47:19,201 --> 00:47:21,165 I'm not scratching the cup holder. 677 00:47:24,931 --> 00:47:26,811 Jack! 678 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:30,140 Relax, your cup holder's fine. 679 00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,085 - Shut up. - Can you drive this thing? 680 00:47:32,685 --> 00:47:34,571 - I think so. - You think so? 681 00:47:34,596 --> 00:47:37,079 Hey, I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 682 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,636 Oh, yeah. I wanna believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece. 683 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:40,940 Ashley, go to sleep. 684 00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:42,805 Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, okay? 685 00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:44,325 Shit. 686 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:51,485 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today 687 00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:53,889 as we introduce you to a brand-new, 688 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,534 yet strangely familiar, superstar. 689 00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,165 It's a fucking sign-up. 690 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,605 Okay, we're here. 691 00:48:17,685 --> 00:48:19,045 So now what? 692 00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:21,529 I guess we just throw her over the gate. 693 00:48:21,554 --> 00:48:23,709 Are you nuts? How do I get in the door? 694 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:33,565 No, the deal was that we drive you here, and we've done that. 695 00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:35,950 I need to get inside to get that evidence. 696 00:48:35,975 --> 00:48:38,846 - We're not driving in there... - We have brought her this far. 697 00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:40,810 - No. - Hold up, that's my aunt's car. 698 00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:46,302 Oh, the gates are open. 699 00:48:46,327 --> 00:48:48,167 - Jack, Jack, let's go, come on. - No, no. 700 00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:49,940 Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it. 701 00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:52,597 - Come on, let's go. - Just do it, okay, do it, go. 702 00:48:52,622 --> 00:48:56,782 Do it, do it, do it, go, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 703 00:48:57,085 --> 00:48:58,725 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, shit, shit. 704 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,525 Well, what now? 705 00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:12,085 What's the next phase of your brilliant plan? 706 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,645 - What the hell do I even say? - Just wing it. 707 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:26,070 And lose the nose ring, it makes you look unprofessional. 708 00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,605 Oh, my God, he's huge. 709 00:49:39,165 --> 00:49:40,366 Goggin's Mouse Service. 710 00:49:40,805 --> 00:49:42,125 How did you get through the gate? 711 00:49:42,934 --> 00:49:43,974 It was open. 712 00:49:44,325 --> 00:49:45,729 Look, I have an appointment 713 00:49:45,754 --> 00:49:48,469 for 11:30 to deal with your rodent infestation. 714 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,845 No, you got the wrong place. 715 00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:53,645 It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right? 716 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,805 Look, we don't have a rodent problem. 717 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,280 The lady of the house said it was super urgent. 718 00:49:58,485 --> 00:50:01,445 We don't have another appointment for about three weeks. 719 00:50:04,054 --> 00:50:05,894 - Make it quick. - Okay, thanks. 720 00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:10,245 Oh, hey, would it be alright if my little sister tagged along? 721 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:13,245 Hi. 722 00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:15,165 Your sister? 723 00:50:16,085 --> 00:50:19,165 Well, well, what do we have here? 724 00:50:20,019 --> 00:50:21,019 A kitchen. 725 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:24,823 Yes, and mice love kitchens. 726 00:50:25,765 --> 00:50:27,245 Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? 727 00:50:27,645 --> 00:50:31,165 It's a whole lot more accurate than people would think. 728 00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:35,042 Excuse me, sir, may I use the bathroom? 729 00:50:35,387 --> 00:50:36,869 I'll take you there. 730 00:50:37,149 --> 00:50:38,829 You can't just walk around. 731 00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,925 Actually, I'm gonna need your help in here, mister. 732 00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:44,325 Bear, they call me Bear. 733 00:50:45,230 --> 00:50:47,190 Well, I'm gonna need your help in here, Mr. Bear. 734 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:50,495 - What for? - Observation. 735 00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,085 Uh, I really need to go. 736 00:50:56,542 --> 00:50:59,502 - Down the hall, turn left. - Thank you. 737 00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,126 Excuse me, sir. 738 00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:08,020 Has this bread box been certified? 739 00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,365 Certified how? 740 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:15,810 The state requires them to be certified 741 00:51:16,151 --> 00:51:19,589 because the crumbs, they attract rodents. 742 00:51:19,918 --> 00:51:21,278 I've never heard of that. 743 00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,199 Well, they forgot to tell people. 744 00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:29,525 Okay, just a few more steps. We're nearly there. 745 00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:37,045 Oh, God. 746 00:51:39,045 --> 00:51:41,205 - It's really her. - Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. 747 00:51:41,230 --> 00:51:43,030 Quit fangirling and put me down. 748 00:51:44,887 --> 00:51:46,367 I'm gonna roll over and Bluetooth in. 749 00:51:46,462 --> 00:51:48,062 You gotta keep watch on the stairs, okay? 750 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:06,365 Yep, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here. 751 00:52:09,777 --> 00:52:10,777 There's, uh... 752 00:52:11,751 --> 00:52:13,711 clear signs of mouse activity. 753 00:52:17,526 --> 00:52:18,766 I don't see anything. 754 00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,165 Mm-hmm. 755 00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:26,165 Oh, boy. 756 00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:05,445 - What did you do? - I did what I had to. 757 00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,445 The fuck is that? 758 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,325 Bear. 759 00:53:22,685 --> 00:53:24,060 - Yeah? - Check on Ashley. 760 00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:26,805 We've got some kind of power issue, I'm not sure what it is. 761 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,325 Okay. I'll check it out. 762 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,455 - Wait. - What? 763 00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,485 Dad, please tell me you turned down the voltage. 764 00:53:56,085 --> 00:53:57,445 You killed her. 765 00:53:58,054 --> 00:54:00,814 Rachel, listen, I know me, okay? 766 00:54:01,152 --> 00:54:04,872 And I know I wouldn't wanna exist even ten minutes in that state. 767 00:54:06,045 --> 00:54:07,685 What happened? 768 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,045 She killed her. 769 00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:13,325 Look, it's not that big of a deal, okay? 770 00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:16,205 I'm still alive, okay, I count, I'm still me. 771 00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:18,350 You were never gonna look for evidence, were you? 772 00:54:18,649 --> 00:54:20,769 You just come in here and you pull the plug. 773 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,165 If I'd told you that, you wouldn't have helped me. 774 00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,390 No, no, we wouldn't have. 775 00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:28,085 Rachel. 776 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,925 - We gotta go. - I'm so sorry. 777 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:37,820 Oh, shit. 778 00:54:37,845 --> 00:54:39,125 Holy fuck. 779 00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:42,765 Ashley. 780 00:54:43,725 --> 00:54:47,405 Oh, my gosh. I'm such a huge fan. 781 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,540 Bear? 782 00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,845 Oh, my God. There's someone coming. Come on! 783 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,085 Bear? 784 00:54:57,325 --> 00:54:58,365 Bear? 785 00:55:17,445 --> 00:55:19,165 And then it's "It isn't a dream, 786 00:55:19,205 --> 00:55:22,285 it's reality, but enough from me," yadda, yadda, yadda, then it's... 787 00:55:22,765 --> 00:55:23,925 And then it's showtime. 788 00:55:27,951 --> 00:55:30,271 Munk. I got it. 789 00:55:30,549 --> 00:55:31,789 Why are you interrupting me? 790 00:55:31,885 --> 00:55:33,605 She's up. 791 00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:36,285 - Who's up? - Sleeping Beauty, she's awake. 792 00:55:37,231 --> 00:55:39,311 What? What the hell is going on? 793 00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:41,685 Looks like the dream box had a power outage. 794 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,605 The good news is the restraint system works. 795 00:55:44,685 --> 00:55:45,685 No. 796 00:55:46,285 --> 00:55:48,765 We need her alive, at least until they sign the papers. 797 00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:51,725 Put her back under. 798 00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,285 Of course. 799 00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:55,405 Please, I'm begging you, 800 00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:57,230 please don't do this to me, please. 801 00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:08,045 - Fuck! - Shhh. 802 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:12,100 - Please, no, no. - It's okay. 803 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,205 Please. 804 00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:18,525 Leave her alone. 805 00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:20,565 Leave her alone. 806 00:56:34,405 --> 00:56:35,885 Help me. 807 00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:40,325 Get these things off me. 808 00:56:41,845 --> 00:56:42,845 It's not opening. 809 00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:44,365 It's too strong. 810 00:56:44,925 --> 00:56:46,125 Stop moving. 811 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:49,700 Uh, geniuses, there's a release button under here. 812 00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:51,845 What? 813 00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:58,685 Okay, come on. 814 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,125 Come on, come on. Here we go. 815 00:57:03,598 --> 00:57:04,798 Who are you guys? 816 00:57:04,823 --> 00:57:07,675 I'm Rachel and like I said, I'm a huge fan. 817 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:09,700 Listen, lover girls, we gotta move. 818 00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:12,925 Why is that thing talking like that? All real? 819 00:57:12,950 --> 00:57:14,949 They broke the limiter, so I am you. 820 00:57:14,974 --> 00:57:16,454 Your whole brain. I'm all of you. 821 00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,405 I can't believe there's two of you. 822 00:57:18,925 --> 00:57:21,565 That thing isn't all of me. 823 00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:22,590 I'm all of me. 824 00:57:22,615 --> 00:57:25,980 Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmonds, 825 00:57:26,005 --> 00:57:27,485 but he was just not interested, 826 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:29,012 so I made out with his brother, Stevie, 827 00:57:29,036 --> 00:57:30,780 even though his braces scratched my teeth. 828 00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:33,230 - Actually, Stevie was the first guy... - You have to shut up. 829 00:57:33,254 --> 00:57:36,485 Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish and I hate my Aunt Catherine. 830 00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:40,725 Aunt Catherine, oh, my God, we have to stop her. 831 00:57:41,445 --> 00:57:43,245 Stop her from doing what? 832 00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,845 Are you ready? 833 00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:58,045 Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Ortiz. 834 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,605 ♪ ... on ambition and verve ♪ 835 00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:04,285 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 836 00:58:04,365 --> 00:58:08,285 - ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ - Hi. 837 00:58:08,365 --> 00:58:12,165 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 838 00:58:12,845 --> 00:58:16,765 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome and thank you for joining us 839 00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:18,895 as we introduce you to a brand-new, 840 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,589 yet strangely familiar, superstar. 841 00:58:21,614 --> 00:58:24,054 - Come on, to the car. - Uh-uh. 842 00:58:24,079 --> 00:58:26,180 - What? No, no, no, come on. - Uh-uh. 843 00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:27,805 You'll be fine. Come on, let's go. 844 00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,085 Get in. Come on. 845 00:58:33,455 --> 00:58:34,455 Fuck. 846 00:58:38,405 --> 00:58:41,645 I don't need to tell you that in an age of streaming content, 847 00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,605 live tours are now by far 848 00:58:43,630 --> 00:58:46,630 the most lucrative aspect of the music industry. 849 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,365 But for the past six months, Ashley, of course, 850 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:54,325 has been sadly unable to participate... 851 00:58:55,645 --> 00:58:57,005 until today. 852 00:58:57,679 --> 00:59:00,959 Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to introduce you 853 00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:03,085 to Ashley Eternal. 854 00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:16,165 Isn't she great? 855 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:19,940 Ashley Eternal is the most accurate 856 00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:23,285 and versatile holographic performer in history. 857 00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:26,885 Photo-realistic and fully controllable, 858 00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:29,110 right down to instant costume changes. 859 00:59:36,885 --> 00:59:39,365 - Oh, my God. - Jack, do you know the way to the stadium? 860 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,965 - No. - I do. 861 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:42,645 They do. 862 00:59:43,645 --> 00:59:45,005 Wait, that's not all. 863 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:49,125 Ashley is also fully scalable. 864 00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:54,805 And when I say, "scalable", I mean scalable. 865 00:59:59,485 --> 01:00:01,885 No more squinting from half a mile away. 866 01:00:01,910 --> 01:00:05,230 Now the entire audience gets a front row seat, 867 01:00:05,255 --> 01:00:07,215 no matter how big the venue. 868 01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:09,765 Finally, 869 01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:13,784 an act that will make the live audience 870 01:00:13,809 --> 01:00:16,229 put down their damn phones, 871 01:00:16,254 --> 01:00:19,374 look up, and gasp in awe. 872 01:00:20,405 --> 01:00:22,461 - You have to jump the light. - I'm not jumping a red light. 873 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,485 - Go. - No. Okay. 874 01:00:29,405 --> 01:00:30,485 I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 875 01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:38,205 - Shit, it's the cops. - I'm never gonna get my license. 876 01:00:40,165 --> 01:00:41,165 And there's more. 877 01:00:41,565 --> 01:00:45,045 Ashley Eternal is streamable. 878 01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:49,165 She can appear in thousands of locations simultaneously. 879 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:51,712 Imagine an entire nationwide tour, 880 01:00:51,737 --> 01:00:54,229 all taking place on the same night. 881 01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:57,328 Never exhausted, never sick, 882 01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:00,925 always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game. 883 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,925 It's not a dream, it's reality. 884 01:01:04,759 --> 01:01:06,279 But that's enough from me. 885 01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:09,565 Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal. 886 01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:18,205 ♪ See me dancing on the stage ♪ ♪ That I've built ♪ 887 01:01:19,165 --> 01:01:21,765 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 888 01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:27,405 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 889 01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:30,165 - ♪ And it's all right here ♪ - Give it up. 890 01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:35,605 ♪ Right here in my song see my crew dancing around me ♪ 891 01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:39,925 ♪ Hear the audience's screams ♪ 892 01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,565 ♪ Feel like I could jump ♪ 893 01:01:43,590 --> 01:01:45,390 ♪ Right to the sky ♪ 894 01:01:46,365 --> 01:01:48,445 ♪ And just lose myself ♪ 895 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:52,150 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 896 01:01:52,645 --> 01:01:54,485 - Right up there, see. - Well, how do I get in? 897 01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:55,938 There's a door round back. 898 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,429 Okay, one at a time, please. 899 01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,045 I've played this place a million times. 900 01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,165 - Me, too. - What'd you think about the acoustics? 901 01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:02,925 - Man, they suck. - Right? 902 01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:05,435 - Guys, do I just drive through? - Uh-huh. 903 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,740 This is so cool. 904 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,205 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 905 01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,125 Get out of the vehicle, now. 906 01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:33,439 Come out with your hands up or we open fire! 907 01:02:33,464 --> 01:02:35,326 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 908 01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:37,958 Get out of the vehicle now. 909 01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,525 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 910 01:02:49,485 --> 01:02:52,005 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 911 01:03:19,285 --> 01:03:20,765 Oh, fuck it. 912 01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:50,125 Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one about my shitty aunt. 913 01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:53,445 ♪ God money ♪ ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 914 01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:58,445 ♪ God money just tell me what you want me to ♪ 915 01:03:58,525 --> 01:04:01,965 ♪ God money nail me up against the wall ♪ 916 01:04:02,525 --> 01:04:05,565 ♪ God money don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 917 01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:08,245 - ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ - Fuck yeah. 918 01:04:08,325 --> 01:04:09,805 ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ 919 01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:13,685 ♪ No, you can't take that away from me ♪ 920 01:04:13,710 --> 01:04:17,550 ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ 921 01:04:17,575 --> 01:04:21,195 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 922 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:26,045 ♪ Head like a hole black as your soul ♪ 923 01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:29,590 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 924 01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:32,047 ♪ Head like a hole, 925 01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:34,301 - ♪ Black as your soul ♪ - The mouse comes out and dies... 926 01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:35,821 ♪ I'd rather die ♪ 927 01:04:35,846 --> 01:04:39,549 - ♪ Than give you control ♪ - ... so the mouse is the mice, and it... 928 01:04:39,605 --> 01:04:43,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 929 01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:47,405 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 930 01:04:47,485 --> 01:04:51,325 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 931 01:04:51,405 --> 01:04:55,085 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 932 01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:59,365 That was awful! 933 01:05:01,205 --> 01:05:03,045 One, two, three, four. 934 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:07,205 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 935 01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:11,525 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 936 01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:15,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 937 01:05:15,605 --> 01:05:19,645 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 938 01:05:26,645 --> 01:05:30,485 ♪ God money I'll do anything for you ♪ 939 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:34,485 ♪ God money just tell me what you want me to ♪ 940 01:05:34,565 --> 01:05:38,485 ♪ God money nail me up against the wall ♪ 941 01:05:38,565 --> 01:05:41,765 ♪ God money don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 942 01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:45,805 ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ 943 01:05:45,830 --> 01:05:49,990 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 944 01:05:50,015 --> 01:05:53,935 ♪ Head like a hole black as your soul ♪ 945 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,920 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 946 01:05:57,945 --> 01:06:01,825 ♪ Head like a hole black as your soul ♪ 947 01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:06,010 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 948 01:06:07,605 --> 01:06:11,485 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 949 01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:15,485 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 950 01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:19,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 951 01:06:19,525 --> 01:06:23,565 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 952 01:06:23,645 --> 01:06:27,565 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 953 01:06:27,645 --> 01:06:31,445 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 954 01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:35,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪