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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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And there we go.
"It's laughter we're after".
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Yeah. New slogan's kind
of growing on me.
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And our very own MIFTer,
Double T, came up with it.
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- That's right.
- I still like mine.
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"Funny business is our business.
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And it's none of your business,
so mind your own business".
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- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Yeah. Yeah. That is way better.
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- (KIDS LAUGHING)
- (TEETH CHATTERING)
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(HONKING)
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Remember to tip your monster.
I'll be here all week. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, hey, Mikey!
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How's my favorite monster of comedy?
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On top of the world, Sulley.
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Look around. My comedy
classes have really paid off.
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Only one laugh station left to fill.
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Yep, Monsters Inc.'s future
could not be brighter.
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(ELECTRICITY SURGING)
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(POWERING DOWN)
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By brighter, I meant
more bright than this.
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- Like, not dark.
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
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Although some dark is actually okay.
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But this dark, it's...
it's very not bright.
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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Good night
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So I said to Celia, "Listen, order
mine with the mildew on the side,
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- I'm watching my shape..."
- CELIA: Mike! Sulley!
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She's back!
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SULLEY CLEARS THROAT)
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- Yikes!
- Mike...
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(GRUNTS)
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Roz, so nice of you to gross
us with your presence.
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You've been oozing weight.
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The Monstropolis Energy Regulatory
Commission has determined
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you're not generating enough power.
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You work for M.E.R.C. now?
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There's a lot about me you don't know.
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Roz, laugh power's ten times
more powerful than scream.
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The commission isn't
convinced it's reliable.
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Therefore, we're transferring
all power needs to Fear Co.
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- Fear Co. still uses scare power.
- We won't go down without a fight.
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We can provide all the power
the city needs.
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There's gotta be a way we can prove it.
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Sure, Sulley. But it's not like we can
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generate a million gigglewatts in a day.
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- It's a deal!
- Deal? What deal? I made a deal?
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Generate a million
gigglewatts in one day,
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and laugh power is saved.
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But we only generate half that now.
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Just give us time to figure
out the laughgistics.
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- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow? Right, well... (CHUCKLES)
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That gives us plenty of today time.
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All righty, MIFTers, as you all
have heard, Monsters Inc. has to...
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Whoa! Who put you in charge
of the dry erase board?
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You need deputy supervisor permission
to use that equipment.
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Can I use the dry erase board, Duncan?
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Yeah, go ahead. No big deal. Continue.
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Monsters Inc. has to increase
its gigglewatt output,
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or we're shut down.
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So, I thought us MIFTers could
get to working on some ideas.
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I got an idea. Go back to scream power.
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- If it ain't broke...
- Duncan!
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Bump my pay, I'll laugh all
the way to the bank, amigo.
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Uh, okay, let's think this through.
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Ten times the power means
ten times the canisters.
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So, maybe instead
of the little canisters,
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we make a bigger canister.
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FRITZ: But bigger than your drawing?
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'Cause the one in your drawing
looks so small and cute.
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Fewer canisters,
less load and reload time.
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A more efficient Laugh Floor.
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I like my "bring back scare power"
idea. Boom, scream, done.
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Cutter, make a prototype,
but bigger than the drawing.
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Big canister. Picking up what
you're putting down. On it.
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Well, uh, there's probably gonna be
more stuff to figure out.
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You think you'll have time between
regular work and comedy class?
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Oh, well, I, uh...
I wouldn't worry about that.
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- VAL: Huh?
- I am not going to comedy class anymore.
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- Uh, but, uh...
- I threw all my jokester stuff away.
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You know, the books,
the naked poultry, the...
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, threw it all away in the trash.
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- All of it.
- I don't believe you.
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Yeah, Val, the, uh...
The jokester thing just...
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was, uh... never really gonna happen.
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But, uh, you know,
full-time MIFTer here.
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(CHUCKLES) Guess you're
stuck with me for good.
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ANNOUNCER: Tylor Tuskmon,
report to the Simulation Room.
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The doctor said he couldn't
see him right now. (CHUCKLES)
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Are the peels supposed to do
something or is that on me?
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Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.
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As you can see, Mr. Tuskmon,
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you are a tragically unfunny monster,
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which is what I said out loud,
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right to your face
the last time I saw you.
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But... then this happened.
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See that?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Ms. Flint.
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Mini Monster Day was
kind of, uh, rough for me.
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No, no! That!
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My daughter. She's smiling.
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Because of you.
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It's the power of laughter,
and you have it.
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I do?
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Oh, I share your disbelief.
But I've crunched the numbers.
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Those horns combined
with an uncontrolled fall
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resulting in debris hanging
from said horns
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yield significant gigglewatts.
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The simple physics of physical comedy.
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What she means is,
"Kid, you're a natural".
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Well, he auditioned 15 times.
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Kid, you're persistent.
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And we got one station left
on that Laugh Floor.
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I need you to fill it.
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- You mean, I'm a jokester?
- In training.
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You help us hit a million gigglewatts,
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I'd say you got a pretty good chance.
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Internal transfer document,
child hazard release,
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life liability waiver, I-9 form,
anti-social security.
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Boy, you must be excited
to be getting out of MIFT.
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Well, it's not official.
Just, uh, in training.
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Talk about a bunch of weirdos!
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Well, they're actually not that weird.
They, uh, kind of grow on you.
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Wait a minute.
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You still wanna be
a jokester, don't you?
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- Oh, yeah! Well, yes. Of course.
- Good!
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Closet malfunction insurance,
laffateria discount,
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gross salary plus over-slime.
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SULLEY: "It's laughter we're after".
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You're the one that came
up with that, remember?
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Your first day here.
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You've done something even
James P. Sullivan himself hasn't done.
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Gone from scarer to jokester.
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Just, uh, in training.
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You're nervous. I understand.
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(SIGHS)
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I just wish we could go back
to scare power, you know?
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I mean, that's what I'm good at.
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And you, you could be back on the
Scare Floor, be Top Scarer again.
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I never told you about
what happened with Boo.
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The fear in her eyes
when she was scared.
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I... I didn't like what I saw.
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What I saw in me.
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Laugh power is the heart
of the new Monsters Inc.
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And it's also the right thing to do.
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- (GASPS) Are those Krispy Screams?
- Yeah. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Should have a big canister
prototype soon.
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Very good, Cutter.
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(SNIFFS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Krispy Screams!
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Yeah. I'm trying to cut back, hon.
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So, uh, only three for me. Yeah.
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Give me seven.
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So, what happened?
You never came back yesterday.
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I mean, I was getting
my hopes up. (LAUGHS)
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Um, well, uh, yesterday Mike said
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he's got one station left
on the Laugh Floor and...
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- Well...
- He made you a jokester?
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TYLOR: Uh, jokester in training.
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Congrats! It's what you wanted
since the day you got here.
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What? Oh, yeah, great. Yeah, totally.
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A jokester? But I thought
you weren't funny.
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It's just for today. It's not
like, you know, official.
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Come on! If you help 'em
hit a million gigglewatts,
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there's no way
Mr. Wazowski's letting you go.
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Yeah. I guess. Um...
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But, hey, you know what?
I'll still be around.
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So, it's not goodbye.
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MIKE: (OVER PA)
Can I have your attention?
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Tylor Tuskmon, please
report to morning warm-up.
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Tylor... Tylor, get up here!
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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Goodbye.
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And don't let the door hit you
in the horns on the way out.
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- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (HORN TOOTS)
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A million gigglewatts! Let's get
those funny bones warmed up.
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Keep going. Fit monsters
are funny monsters.
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Funny face, funny face, funny face.
Hallway light!
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Spin left, spin right.
Spin left, spin right.
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More donuts, more funny.
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Kid, that's funny. Perfect!
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Hey, Fritz, I cleared out Tylor's desk.
Where do you want all this?
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FRITZ: (CRYING) Who cares?
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I gotta get back to working
on the canister, so I'll just, uh...
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put this here before
you start blubbering.
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(SOBBING)
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Too late.
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On his first day here, I told Ty-Ty
I could be like a father to him.
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- He's got a father.
- A grandfather.
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- Okay.
- Great-grandfather.
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- Okay.
- Or the father that he never knew he had,
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and then shows up one day
with a lousy explanation
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- as to where he's been all your life.
- Uh-huh.
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(SOBBING) I just want him back!
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Uh, you realize, if it all works out,
he'll just be upstairs.
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Right.
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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(BANANA BREAD SPUTTERS)
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Heya, Winchester!
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Welcome aboard! Hope your
first day isn't your last. Ha!
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(CHUCKLES) Me too. Me too. Thanks!
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- Yeah, I'll... see you out there.
- See ya!
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- "It's laughter we're after!"
- SANDERSON: You got it.
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I came up with... I came up with that.
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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TYLOR: Big day, huh?
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Tylor Tuskmon, new guy.
Uh, Phlegm, right?
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Uh, yeah.
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But, um, I actually use this time
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to prepare mentally for my performance
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and prefer no distractions.
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Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, I get it.
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Thank you!
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Ouch! Ouch! (YELPS)
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All right, monsters of
comedy, this is it.
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One million gigglewatts is our goal,
or... (IMITATES SLITTING THROAT)
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See you on the Laugh Floor in one hour.
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Ty-Ty, we need you down in MIFT.
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- There's an emergency!
- What kind?
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I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
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A surprise emergency... with cake!
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- VAL: Surprise, Double T.
- Thank you. You're welcome!
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A surprise emergency!
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- VAL: Whoo-hoo!
- (HORN TOOTS)
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I know we don't have much time,
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but we wanted to wish you good luck.
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- Help yourself to some dead David cake.
- VAL: Not dead!
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It's been in the freezer for a few
years, so it's got a little bite.
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Aw! Thanks, guys. That's really kind.
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I wish I had more time,
but I have to get upstairs.
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Right! Now, everybody,
pick a letter in Tylor's name
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and say something nice
and good luck-y about him.
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Oh, I'll go first.
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Uh... "T".
237
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,120
"T" is for "treason".
238
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,288
Something nice!
239
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,957
Tedious. Tiresome. Two-faced!
240
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,189
- VAL: Duncan!
- Yeah, yeah, all right. Uh...
241
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:17,845
Well, "T" is, uh, for
(SNIFFLES) "thank you".
242
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,391
Thank you for being a worthy,
243
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:26,503
stupid adversary.
244
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,186
"Y" is for "You proved me wrong, kid".
245
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:35,107
Figured you'd leave here in a box.
Consider me impressed.
246
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,985
"L" is for "love".
247
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,576
As in, we love you, Tylor.
248
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,495
And we sure would love
you to stay, but...
249
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,077
"O" is for "Oh, well".
250
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,871
"R" is for "remember".
251
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,712
Remember when I met you
in Origins of Fear class?
252
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,959
(CRYING) I thought to myself,
253
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:59,548
"One day that big doofus is gonna
be my best... (SNIFFLES) bud".
254
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,763
(SOBBING)
255
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:08,212
Uh, wow, guys. Thanks. It means a lot.
256
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:10,851
The day I got here,
257
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,021
this was the last place
that I wanted to be.
258
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,632
I mean, the fluorescent lights
gave me headache.
259
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:19,515
It smelled like Roto's pee. But now...
260
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,617
(SIGHS)
261
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,246
Maybe this is where I belong.
262
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,380
- CUTTER: You're staying?
- You want to stay?
263
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,348
- You wanna stay?
- Are you sure?
264
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,833
'Cause I know you, and you really...
265
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,126
Don't question it, Val.
266
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,213
He wants to stay. He just
said he wants to stay.
267
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:40,881
Well, okay.
268
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,799
You did throw away all your joke stuff.
269
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,678
Welcome back to MIFT, Ty-Ty.
Val, help me with his box.
270
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,222
(SINGING) ♪ I was so sad ♪
271
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,723
♪ The boy I never had ♪
272
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,308
♪ Up and ran away ♪
273
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,477
♪ But now, I'm filled with joy ♪
274
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,103
♪ My metaphoric boy ♪
275
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,271
♪ Has come back... ♪
276
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,612
- (TOY SQUEAKS)
- Huh?
277
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,741
(FARTING NOISES)
278
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,707
I knew it. He didn't throw
out his joke stuff.
279
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,549
"Dear Mister Tuskmon..."
280
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,385
- (KIDS LAUGHING)
- (TOYS SQUEAKING)
281
00:13:23,495 --> 00:13:24,575
(PHLEGM GROWLS)
282
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,677
Oh, boy. Thank you, Winchester.
283
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,471
MONSTER: Yeah! Yeah!
284
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,723
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
285
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,267
You all set, jokester-in-training?
286
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,686
Oh, it's just for today,
for Monsters Inc.
287
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:39,064
You know, for Sulley.
Then back to being a MIFTer.
288
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,316
- Right.
- MIKE: Great! There you are, kid.
289
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,323
Come on, we're about to go live.
290
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,571
All right, this is it.
291
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,657
One million gigglewatts is our goal.
No pressure. Have fun.
292
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,284
But we're dead if we don't do it.
293
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,040
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
294
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:56,795
(BEEPING)
295
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,629
- (HORNS HONK)
- (BREATHES DEEPLY, YELPS)
296
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,548
(SPUTTERING)
297
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,388
(TEETH CHATTERING)
298
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,431
Uh, sorry. Celia, I don't have a door.
299
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,891
Is there someone who...
300
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,350
Oh, we're a little understaffed.
301
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,604
I was gonna help you, but Roz has
me up to my snakes in paperwork.
302
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,397
Maybe Fungus could help?
303
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,733
I'll do it. I know how
to run the door station.
304
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,985
Perfect. Here, this
should get you started.
305
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,403
Oh, thank you, Val.
306
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,571
Door time.
307
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,577
(BEEPS)
308
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,117
(DINGS)
309
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,541
I'm really glad you're here.
310
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,539
Me too. Now, let's get those giggles.
311
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,291
- (HORN TOOTS)
- (CHATTERING)
312
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:44,688
Ready? In five, four, three, two, one!
313
00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:46,215
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
314
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,138
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
315
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,398
(SIGHS)
316
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,027
Here goes.
317
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,707
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
318
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,253
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
319
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,054
(GIGGLING)
320
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,885
(TRILLS)
321
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,220
Hey, good job.
322
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,347
Was it? I mean, she hardly even giggled.
323
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,750
- Well, it's a start.
- FRITZ: Ty-Ty!
324
00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:39,768
- Get back in there, muscles!
- You got more giggles to get.
325
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,767
Rah-rah, sis boom blah.
326
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,822
- (DOOR DINGS)
- Here we go!
327
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,411
Whoa!
328
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,368
- (BOY LAUGHING)
- (BEEPS)
329
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,954
(CHEERING)
330
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,330
(KID LAUGHING)
331
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,087
MIKE: Get me another canister, Fungus.
332
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,464
I'm going in.
333
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:09,011
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
334
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,092
(LAUGHING)
335
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,260
(GURGLING)
336
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,433
(DINGS)
337
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,309
(YELPS, SCREAMS)
338
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,979
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
339
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,110
(DINGS)
340
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,109
(DINGS)
341
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,402
CELIA: Two minutes remaining.
342
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,528
Almost there.
343
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,988
It's all up to you, Mikey.
344
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,449
- Okay! Load her up, Fungus.
- Yes, sir.
345
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,701
(MIKE GRUNTING)
346
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,579
We're out of canisters!
No more canisters!
347
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,663
No! It's okay.
348
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,249
- Smitty found one more out back.
- Thanks!
349
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,672
Come on. Come on. Come on.
350
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:47,794
(RATTLING)
351
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,923
Faulty canister. Faulty canister! Run!
352
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:53,467
(CRASHES, HISSING)
353
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,136
Where out back did you
find that canister?
354
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,222
Out back by the dumpster.
355
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,682
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- Faulty canister, sir.
356
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,099
Well, get another one!
357
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,726
There are no "another ones"!
358
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,686
Except for mamma's sweet baby.
359
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,522
- What is that?
- (CHUCKLES)
360
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,732
- Is that a...
- Tylor's idea.
361
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,943
Laugh power is ten times
more powerful than screams.
362
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,487
- So you need a bigger canister.
- Cutter likey.
363
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,405
Well, hook it up. Hook it up!
364
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,491
Forty-five seconds.
365
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,160
- You got this, Mikey.
- Good luck, Googly Bear.
366
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,291
(EXHALES)
367
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,338
(CLOCK TICKING)
368
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,761
- (KID LAUGHING)
- (CANISTER TRILLING)
369
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,008
Fifteen seconds.
370
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,488
Ten seconds.
371
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,526
- Five sec...
- Thank you, thank you. Well?
372
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,315
- (BELL RINGS)
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
373
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,192
- Laugh power is saved!
- (ALL CHEERING)
374
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,574
Nice going, Mike.
375
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,991
Monsters Inc. is saved.
376
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,669
Congratulations.
377
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:05,247
- Way to go, Mike.
- You're the comedy king, Mr. Wazowski.
378
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,208
Say, Roz. Why don't you get Roze
over here to celebrate?
379
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,586
It's strange, I haven't
picked up her scent today.
380
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,045
Called in sick.
381
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,423
She's not sick. You're her. She's you.
382
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,134
- (GROANS)
- You change sweaters and hair color.
383
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,677
Two monsters can't have
the same bad breath.
384
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,762
- Reveal your true identity!
- Ha-ha!
385
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,930
Up top!
386
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,265
- MIKE: Come on!
- (BOTH CHUCKLES)
387
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,884
You know what? I think we made
a pretty good team today.
388
00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:26,935
Yeah, we did.
389
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,605
Oh, Ty-Ty, I am so proud of you.
390
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,065
That big canister saved the day.
391
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,859
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
392
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,821
Not bad, College Boy. Could
have been worse, but it wasn't.
393
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,072
MIKE: You bet it wasn't.
394
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,909
In fact, if it wasn't for your laughs
and that big canister,
395
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,118
we'd be out of business.
396
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,721
- Welcome to the Laugh Floor.
- Wait, you mean...
397
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,373
Kid, you're officially a jokester!
398
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,667
We'll see you back here
first thing in the morning.
399
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,002
Nice job, Tylor.
400
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,253
No, no, no, no.
401
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,470
This was just for today.
I'm, uh... I'm going.
402
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,987
We got your new desk all ready for you.
403
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,252
ANNOUNCER: Welcome...
404
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,295
- (SIGHS)
- ... to Monsters, Incorporated.
405
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,136
Remember, "It's laughter we're after".
406
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,096
Morning, Tylor.
407
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,681
- Morning.
- Morning, Tylor.
408
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,266
- MONSTER: Welcome!
- Nice to see you.
409
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,956
Good morning. Morning, everybody.
410
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,019
Hey, morning, Sulley.
411
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,855
Good morning, Tylor.
412
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,152
(KID LAUGHING)
413
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,902
Great job, Mikey. You filled your
quota on the first kid of the day.
414
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,987
Not bad, huh?
415
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,030
Only somebody with
perfect comedic timing
416
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,366
could produce this much
energy in one shot.
417
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,035
Uh-huh, and laughter being
ten times more powerful
418
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,204
than scream had nothing to do with it.
419
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,753
Oh, Googly Bear! Come here, you.
420
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,667
Schmoopsie-poo!
421
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,507
(KIDS LAUGHING)
422
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,016
MIKE: I'm on the cover of a magazine!
423
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,024
(FRITZ SNIFFLING)
424
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,697
I don't know how I can be so sadly happy
425
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,402
and happily sad at the same time!
426
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,034
I am emotionally conflicted.
427
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,456
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
428
00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:47,476
Oh, we just wanted to wish you
good luck on your first day.
429
00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:48,794
Official jokester.
430
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,747
- We're proud of you.
- Eh, they made me come.
431
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,122
Well, thanks.
432
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,209
I'm just waiting here for
my official laugh assistant.
433
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,257
(WHIRRING)
434
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,089
Uh, wait.
435
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,592
- You're my assistant?
- VAL: Yep.
436
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,219
Yesterday was a blast!
437
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,454
So, I talked to Celia
and got a transfer.
438
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:11,391
Besides, we gotta bring some of that
MIFTer spirit to the Laugh Floor.
439
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,564
(CHUCKLES)
440
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,312
So, uh, work buds.
441
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,438
Work buds.
442
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,278
(SNIFFLING)
443
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,574
Go make 'em laugh, Tylor.
444
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,598
- (KID LAUGHING)
- (DINGS)
445
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,110
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
446
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,861
FRITZ: It's over?
447
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,071
Sad sigh.
448
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,749
Anybody know if there's a season two?
449
00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:53,753
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