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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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All right, let me start
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by saying that I owe you an apology.
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I want you to know that
I'm trying to change.
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What do you want from me?
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One more chance.
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Thanks again for giving me another shot.
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Well, I'm trying to get
better at forgiving people.
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Well, I'm glad to hear you say that,
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'cause I'm the one who
egged your store last night.
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Hmm, forgiving people sucks.
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Should we say grace?
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Heck yeah!
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Oh, cool, let's say grace.
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Well?
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It's very...
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colorful.
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Check out the best part.
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Want to try it out?
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As long as I can remember,
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unlocking the mechanisms that
govern the physical universe
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was my greatest passion.
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- Whatcha workin' on?
- Dungeons & Dragons.
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Hey, even Hawking took
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a roll through the park once in a while.
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I'm working on a new campaign
to play with Tam and Billy.
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You know how I feel about that game.
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I'm aware, which is why
the most wicked thing
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in it is my sense of humor.
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I still don't like it.
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But you are playing with other
kids, so I'll take it as a win.
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Not just playing with other kids,
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controlling every aspect
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of their destiny as their
Dungeon Master overlord.
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I didn't believe in God but
I sure loved acting like one.
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Hey, Mary.
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Wayne, come on in. Thank you.
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George just ran to pick up some beers.
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It's funny when he runs, ain't it?
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Oh, hey, Darlene wanted
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to know if you were gonna
packanything nice to wear.
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For what?
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The coaches conference.
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I wasn't going to that.
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Darlene's going?
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A free weekend in San Antonio?
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Hotel on the river?
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Of course she's going.
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Oh.
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Did George not invite you?
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No, he didn't.
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Honestly, what is wrong with that man?
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Game time!
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What?
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Mom's just mad I'm
playing Dungeons & Dragons.
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Oh, good.
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I didn't know
he was bringing his wife.
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And of course it didn't
even occur to you to ask me?
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Well, no, but isn't that better
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than thinking about it
and then not doing it?
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They both make you a jerk.
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Since when are you interested
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in a coaches conference?
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I am interested in a weekend
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at a nice hotel by a river.
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Hotel is pretty nice.
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What's up?
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Watching the game with your dad.
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Where is he?
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Getting yelled at by your mom.
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Cool.
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Any chance you might want to
watch the kids this weekend?
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- Sure, no problem.
- Good.
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I thought you and Dalemight have plans.
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We might hang out, but...
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it's fine.
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Something going on?
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Mm-mm.
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Sounds like something.
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Well...
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he's trying to be a
better person, and...
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it's weird.
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Weird how?
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Just doesn't seem natural.
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I don't follow.
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Like when you see a
dancing bear at the circus,
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and you know it just wants
to rip some clown's head off.
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That's graphic.
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Where are y'all going?
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George has a coaches
conferencein San Antonio.
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Oh, and you weaseled
your way in? Good for you.
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I didn't weasel.
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So it was his idea?
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Not exactly.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weasel.
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Congratulations.
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Getting ready for your trip?
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Yep.
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Dale told me you're taking his camper.
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Yeah. We're gonna head down
with Wayne and his wife.
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Cool.
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Just out of curiosity,
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when exactly are you and Mom leaving,
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and when exactly are y'all coming back?
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You're not bringing
your girlfriend here.
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Excuse me for taking an
interest in your life.
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Besides, your grandma'll
be here the whole time.
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Never mind.
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Wait.
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So her house'll be empty?
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Look, I used to be your age,
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but can you try thinking
with your brain for once?
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If you used to be my age,
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I think you know the answer to that.
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All right, baby,
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we're leaving here in a few minutes,
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but we'll be back on Sunday
and your meemaw'll be here.
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Sheldon?
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What?
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We're leaving.
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Where are you going?
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To San Antonio.
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When are you leaving?
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In a few minutes.
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When will you get back?
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- Sunday.
- But who's going to watch us?
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Meemaw.
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Okay. Bye.
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Can you at least give me a hug?
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I can.
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Hey. Just finishing up.
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See you again soon.
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How you doing?
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All right, I guess.
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Uh, Dale here?
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He went to go hang out with
my meemaw, who, by the way,
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is at my house all
weekend, so that's a no-go.
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Okay.
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What do you want to do later?
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Movies? Putt-putt?
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I was thinking maybe
we could go get a test.
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What kind of test?
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The... pregnancy kind.
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We're closed.
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But the sign says...
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We're closed!
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This can't be happening.
How sure are you?
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I'm not sure. That's why
I want to get the test.
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Well, you don't look pregnant.
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That's not how it works, Georgie.
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I know. I'm just freaking out right now.
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- Let's just go to the drugstore.
- Right.
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I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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Please don't say that.
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So you've stayed at this hotel before?
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Oh, yeah. It's nice.
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They got an indoor pool and
a killer breakfast buffet.
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There's even a real nice
gym we'll walk right past
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on the way to the breakfast buffet.
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Why didn't you tell me there was a pool?
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I would've brought my bathing suit.
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Hotels have pools... didn't
think I needed to mention it.
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Well, it would have
been nice if you did.
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They also have beds in the rooms.
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Did you remember your pajamas?
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Okay, you don't have to act
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- like that.
- Well, you don't need to blame me
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'cause you forgot your bathing suit.
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Well, I guess we're
not going in the pool.
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Maybe you're not.
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I packed my suit.
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Are you gonna behave
like this all weekend?
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What? Responsible and fun-loving?
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Probably.
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You are such a...
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monkey butt.
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Come on.
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There's got to be more
insulting name you can call me.
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I am sure there is, but
they're about to get in
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and they do not need to hear us arguing.
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Whoo-wee! Ha-ha! Hey, Mary.
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- Darlene, good to see you.
- Oh, hey.
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George, how's it going?
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Good, good. We were
definitely not arguing
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ten seconds ago.
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I figured we'd order pizza.
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Okay.
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What do you want on it?
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Everything except onions,
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green peppers, mushrooms,
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- spinach...
- No vegetables. Got it.
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How about a little salad, too?
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If you like wasting money.
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Spoken like a true Texan.
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So what's Sheldon like?
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A pain in the ass.
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No, he means, what does
Sheldon like on his pizza?
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Oh.
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Sheldon! What do you
want on your pizza!?
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Still glad you came?
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Actually, I am.
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I don't want any pizza.
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See? Pain in the ass.
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Well, we can get something else.
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I don't want anything. I'm not hungry.
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Well, what's the matter?
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My friends were supposed to play
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Dungeons & Dragons with me,
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but they cancelled.
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Aw. Sorry.
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We can play it with you.
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Really?
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Dale, that's nice, but...
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I don't think you'll like it.
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Afraid I might beat you?
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Actually, there's no one
winner. It's a cooperative game
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where you use your imagination
to explore a fantasy world
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with the help of the Dungeon
Master's preplanned scenarios
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and the rolling of polyhedral dice.
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Still sound fun?
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Yeah.
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Sorta.
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I got it.
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- Anybody see you?
- No. And I didn't
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recognize the guy behind the counter,
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but I used an Italian
accent just in case.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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Oh, I'm-a no joking.
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Oh, God.
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- Here. Do it.
- I can't do it here.
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I have to pee on it.
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Okay, fine.
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Although we've done
crazier stuff in this truck.
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Oh, by the way, I made
reservations tonight
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at that, uh, steakhouse
on the Riverwalk.
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- Ooh, fancy.
- Well, yeah.
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Nothing says fancy like
a two-pound slab of meat.
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Oh, shoot.
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I didn't pack my dress shoes.
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See, George? It might be helpful
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if you mentioned some of
these things ahead of time.
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- Here we go.
- Wayne's always doing stuff like this.
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I'm glad to know it's not just us.
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That's why I packed
his shoes last night.
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You did? Baby, you're the best.
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Well, how can I be
the best when you are?
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It is just us.
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So, how does this work?
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You start by creating your character.
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I want to be a Ninja
Turtle Princess of Power.
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Put me down for that, too.
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You have to choose from one
of the character classes.
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There's thief, druid, paladin, wizard...
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- Ooh, wizard. I want that.
- All right.
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Then I'll use my magic to turn me
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into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.
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No.
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W-Wh... Wait a minute. What's a paladin?
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A paladin is a holy knight who
crusades in the name of good.
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Oh, I like that.
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I want to be that.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I've been meaning
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to do more crusading
in the name of good.
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Okay.
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You say you got thief on that list?
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I'll be a thief.
268
00:10:07,589 --> 00:10:09,565
That sounds like fun.
269
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,874
Okay, I think I got it.
270
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,776
It takes ten minutes for the results.
271
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,083
You want me to go in with you?
272
00:10:15,086 --> 00:10:16,346
To watch me pee on a stick?
273
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,566
I'm being supportive right now.
274
00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:18,838
You could try the same.
275
00:10:33,246 --> 00:10:35,202
I'm pregnant. You
sure I'm not too heavy?
276
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:36,597
No, I got it.
277
00:10:38,131 --> 00:10:40,047
I guess it's time to do what people do
278
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,180
on their wedding night.
279
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,228
Georgie, we're gonna be parents.
280
00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,404
We don't do that anymore.
281
00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:46,039
Oh, right.
282
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,969
Besides, my water just
broke all over your bed.
283
00:10:48,972 --> 00:10:50,319
Dadgum it.
284
00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:54,121
Stop having fun, and help
me take care of these babies.
285
00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:56,646
But I just got home from my day job.
286
00:10:56,649 --> 00:10:58,633
And I only have ten
minutes till my night job.
287
00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,205
That's ten minutes you could be helping.
288
00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:02,468
Now go change whichever this one is.
289
00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:05,688
Georgie,
290
00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:08,670
there's a band called
Guns N' Roses on the phone.
291
00:11:08,673 --> 00:11:10,219
Really?
292
00:11:10,222 --> 00:11:12,543
Yeah. The guitarist hurt his hand,
293
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,287
and they want you to fill in.
294
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,321
Tell them I can't. I'm a dad now.
295
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:20,803
Okay.
296
00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:25,872
This is a long ten minutes.
297
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:37,580
Ooh, this camper is so cool.
298
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,806
We borrowed it from my mom's boyfriend.
299
00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:42,157
Yeah, you might not want
to poke around too much.
300
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,916
You find my mother-in-law's bra,
I'm driving into a brick wall.
301
00:11:46,013 --> 00:11:47,340
Maybe we get one of these.
302
00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:48,448
Spend our summers
303
00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:49,791
driving around, just the two of us.
304
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,507
That sounds amazing.
Where would we go first?
305
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:53,548
Does it even matter?
306
00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:55,523
We don't even have to
take it out the driveway.
307
00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:57,570
You got that right.
308
00:11:57,573 --> 00:11:59,965
- Can you guys not do that?
- Do what?
309
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:02,971
Be so happy. You're
married. Act like it.
310
00:12:04,577 --> 00:12:06,534
How do you put up with him?
311
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:09,039
That's a good question.
What's your secret?
312
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:11,433
Communication.
313
00:12:11,436 --> 00:12:12,906
Oh, God.
314
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,373
- Well?
- I'm not.
315
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:23,116
- Really?
- We're good.
316
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,033
Oh, thank God.
317
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:31,123
- What a relief.
- I know.
318
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,945
We better stop hugging,
319
00:12:32,948 --> 00:12:35,323
or you're gonna need
another stick to pee on.
320
00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:38,615
You enter a dark and musty crypt.
321
00:12:38,618 --> 00:12:41,133
Torches along the walls fill the room
322
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,711
with a flickering light.
323
00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:46,257
In the center of the room is
a mysterious glowing chest.
324
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,601
What do you do?
325
00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:48,820
I open the chest.
326
00:12:48,823 --> 00:12:50,751
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
327
00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:52,796
It's a chest in the middle of a crypt.
328
00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:54,621
That's a little
suspicious, don't you think?
329
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:57,192
I don't know. I'm not
even sure what a crypt is.
330
00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:58,343
Aah!
331
00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:00,007
It could be booby-trapped.
332
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:02,837
Thieves have the
ability to check for traps.
333
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,742
Good for me, I can do that.
334
00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:08,899
Hold it. This chest
does not belong to us.
335
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:10,695
So?
336
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:12,320
I'm a paladin.
337
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:15,750
It's not a very... paladin-y thing to do.
338
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,361
You didn't want to steal the key,
339
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,953
You didn't want to fight the goblins.
340
00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:20,789
You wouldn't even kill the spider.
341
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,078
You put it in a cup and took it outside.
342
00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:24,304
Well, that wasn't in the game.
343
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:25,500
I know.
344
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:28,310
It was in real life, which is worse.
345
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:31,640
Could me and your meemaw
have a little privacy, please?
346
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,883
We can leave,
but we're still gonna listen.
347
00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:35,632
Also, you find no traps.
348
00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:39,515
What is your problem?
349
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,387
You act like Mr. Goody Two-shoes,
350
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,445
and you expect meto believe that's real?
351
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,676
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't.
352
00:13:45,678 --> 00:13:48,070
Sheldon said there were no traps.
353
00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:52,045
Now, I know it's hokey,
but at least once a day,
354
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:55,789
Darlene and I say one thing that
we appreciate about each other.
355
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,789
Isn't that sweet?
356
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,320
It was Wayne's idea.
357
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,578
I appreciate you saying that.
358
00:14:01,581 --> 00:14:02,956
And I'm gonna vomit.
359
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,393
It's fine.
360
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,221
We-we know we appreciate each other.
361
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,962
Mary, is it fine?
362
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:13,375
I guess it wouldn't hurt
363
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:15,228
to hear it once in a while.
364
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,273
George?
365
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,570
What? Now?
366
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:20,964
You got something better to do?
367
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,304
Come on, George.
368
00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:23,698
This is ridiculous.
369
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:25,296
Just do it, you baby.
370
00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:31,914
Fine. Mary, I appreciate you.
371
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,738
That's the best you can do?
372
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:37,601
Baby, you have any single
friends for this poor woman?
373
00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:43,921
Mary, I appreciate how much
you take care of the house
374
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,055
and... all of us.
375
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,234
I know it's not easy.
376
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,078
Thank you. That means a lot.
377
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,250
I love it. Mary, you're up.
378
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,117
Well, George...
379
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,836
I appreciate how hard you work.
380
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,070
I know you make a lot
of sacrifices for us,
381
00:15:10,073 --> 00:15:12,858
and you don't get
enough credit for that.
382
00:15:17,211 --> 00:15:19,039
Thank you.
383
00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:26,093
Now, let's hear how
much you appreciate me
384
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:27,879
for fixing your marriage.
385
00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,840
Shut up, Wayne.
386
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,914
I wonder who came up
with blue raspberry.
387
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,312
Raspberries ain't blue.
388
00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,881
- It should be blueberry.
- You'd think.
389
00:15:37,884 --> 00:15:41,437
But blueberries ain't blue
either, they're purple.
390
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,757
The whole blue food situation
in this country needs some work.
391
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:47,990
So, what do you want to do?
392
00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:50,304
Probably something with our clothes on.
393
00:15:50,307 --> 00:15:52,148
No kidding. That was scary.
394
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,562
- Terrifying.
- I was afraid
395
00:15:53,565 --> 00:15:55,289
I was gonna have to marry you.
396
00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:56,508
Afraid?
397
00:15:56,511 --> 00:15:58,381
Shaking in my boots.
398
00:15:58,384 --> 00:16:00,336
And what, exactly, would be so terrible
399
00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,159
about marrying me?
400
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,843
I didn't say terrible.
401
00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:06,945
You can be afraid of
things that are great.
402
00:16:06,948 --> 00:16:08,644
Like what?
403
00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:10,843
Uh...
404
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,108
Oh, roller coasters.
405
00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:14,796
You're an idiot.
406
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,973
Roller coasters is a good answer.
407
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,718
I didn't say sharks, which
is what I thought of first.
408
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,155
You're making it worse.
409
00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,984
How is I worse? I didn't say it.
410
00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:26,663
Roller coasters is a good answer.
411
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:29,710
What happened to you?
You used to be fun.
412
00:16:29,713 --> 00:16:31,336
Come on, I'm playing this stupid game
413
00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:33,296
- with your grandkids.
- That's rude.
414
00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:35,742
Cut the crap. We both
know this isn't you.
415
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,266
Oh, I can't win with you.
416
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,023
- What does that mean?
- Forget it.
417
00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:41,093
No, I'm not gonna forget it. Talk to me.
418
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:43,476
- I don't want to.
- Missy, help me out here.
419
00:16:43,479 --> 00:16:45,218
Communication is important.
420
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,523
- I learned that on the Fresh Princeshow.
- Oh...
421
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:53,428
I asked you to marry me
and you turned me down flat.
422
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:55,086
Are you still mad about that?
423
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:57,168
Oh, hell yeah I'm still mad about that.
424
00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:58,317
He proposed?
425
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,262
He just said he did. Pay attention.
426
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,917
And you didn't even take it seriously.
427
00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,659
I didn't take it seriously
because you were drunk.
428
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:07,223
That's when I'm the most honest.
429
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,097
You can ask anybody at the bar.
430
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,340
Okay, fine. That still
doesn't change the fact
431
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:12,549
that I'm not interested
432
00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:14,325
- in getting married again.
- Why not?
433
00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:16,626
I don't have to explain myself to you.
434
00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:19,156
- I'd like to know.
- And I'd like to play D&D.
435
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:21,200
We've been through this.
436
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,372
I like my life just the way it is,
437
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:26,967
and if you can't work
with that, then, well...
438
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,796
Well what?
439
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,234
Tough knuckles.
440
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:32,715
Whoa.
441
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,557
Huh.
442
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,124
Well, that's good, then.
443
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,604
I don't have to pretend to be
444
00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:40,128
mister water-drinking nice guy anymore.
445
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,520
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
446
00:17:42,523 --> 00:17:45,829
Yeah, well.
447
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,015
Will you all excuse me?
448
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:50,660
Where you going?
449
00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:54,142
I'm gonna get myself a beer.
450
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:57,284
So you're standing in a crypt
looking at a locked chest.
451
00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:58,528
What do you do?
452
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,228
Pull a beer out of it.
453
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,599
Get out of my way.
454
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:11,715
I'm a thief, and I'm opening this chest.
455
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,688
Have at it. I'm a
paladin with a buzz on.
456
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:19,679
Success.
457
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,550
The chest opens, revealing a scroll
458
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:23,770
with ancient writing
in a strange language
459
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:25,946
you don't recognize. What do you do?
460
00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:27,904
I say this is boring...
461
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,822
and turn myself into a Ninja
Turtle Princess of Power.
462
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:37,261
This game just got good.
463
00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,828
- High five.
- Yeah.
464
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:49,102
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