1 00:00:05,715 --> 00:00:07,425 It should come as no surprise 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,219 that the very first grade I ever received 3 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,971 was a "super-duper." 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,598 Granted it was for counting spots on a ladybug, 5 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,726 but still, I nailed it. 6 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:19,186 Even as the difficulty of assignments grew, 7 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,231 I maintained the same level of excellence. 8 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,774 Good job, Cooper. 9 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,277 That's just sad, Cooper. 10 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,406 In every class, in every subject, 11 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,741 I was perfect. 12 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:35,494 Which is why this day hit me like a ton of bricks. 13 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,834 Hey, moonpie. 14 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,085 Ready to go? 15 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,420 Look at this. 16 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,797 95? That's terrific. 17 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,091 No. If it was terrific, it would say 100 18 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:51,135 with the word "terrific" next to it. 19 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:53,554 Don't sweat it, you'll get 100 next time. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,264 But I should have gotten it this time. 21 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,475 Dr. Sturgis made a mistake. 22 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,519 And we're sweatin' it. 23 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:04,648 Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've made an error grading my test. 24 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,859 Let me see. 25 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:12,281 No, you didn't calculate using Maxwell's equations. 26 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,201 Maxwell's equation my sweet patootie! 27 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,994 You like Willie Nelson? 28 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,038 That would require knowing the permeability 29 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,401 of free space and natural units. 30 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:21,457 I suppose... 31 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,417 I like Willie Nelson. 32 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,087 ...an electric field, but that would still require... 33 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:29,006 ♪♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪♪ 34 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,842 ♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪ 35 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,470 ♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪ 36 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,806 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 37 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:41,352 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 38 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,192 Morning, Peg. 39 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,568 I need to run Sunday's bulletin 40 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,947 by Pastor Jeff. Is he in? 41 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,698 Yep. 42 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,159 Is he coming down with somethin'? 43 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,536 Yep. 44 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,457 Oh, my, are you sick, too? 45 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,085 Never better. 46 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,337 Okay. 47 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,256 Hello. 48 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,383 Oh, hey, Mary, come on in. 49 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,094 I... I'm fine here. 50 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,179 Um, I have Sunday's bulletin 51 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,140 for your approval, and I wanted to ask about 52 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,308 ordering the palms for Palm Sunday. 53 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,853 I know it's early, but as you remember last year, 54 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:26,355 we waited too long and First United Methodist 55 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,638 snatched up all the perky ones. 56 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,109 Ooh. 57 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:33,112 Should you be here right now? You look terrible. 58 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,321 I feel terrible. 59 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,283 Well, then go home. Let your wife take care of you. 60 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,869 You'd think she'd do that, but no. 61 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,288 Ooh. Well, you should at least go see a doctor. 62 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,499 I can't. The Walker couple is coming in for counseling. 63 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,919 If you rescheduled, I'm sure they'd understand. 64 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,422 Hey, what if you did it? 65 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,966 Marriage counseling? 66 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,094 Don't you need some sort of training for that? 67 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,221 Nah, you just listen, uh, 68 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,074 give 'em a couple prayers, send 'em on their way. 69 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:04,602 - Okay, if you really want me to. - I do. 70 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:08,647 In fact, for the rest of the day, you're in charge. 71 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:12,026 All right? The bulletins, the palms, it's all you. 72 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,320 Well, all right, um, 73 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,822 but only if you promise to go home and get some rest. 74 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:22,119 Sure. Home, movie theater, food court, somewhere. 75 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,501 Today we're gonna work on interior angles 76 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,420 of a convex polygon. 77 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,756 Georgie, where's your brother? 78 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,091 I don't know. Do you really want him here? 79 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,178 Convex polygons are polygons... 80 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,598 Sheldon, why aren't you in second period? 81 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,725 I'm working on this math problem. 82 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,019 I think you might be the first person in history 83 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,271 who's ever cut class to do math. 84 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,106 The irony wasn't lost on me. 85 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,318 Oh, hey, 95. Good job. 86 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,612 Really? I'm here every day 87 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,215 and it's like you don't know me at all. 88 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,157 Oh, okay. Um... 89 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:04,578 aw, 95, too bad. 90 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,038 There we go. 91 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,587 Anything you can tell me about the Walkers? 92 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:16,257 Not really, just a couple of newlyweds 93 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,800 trying to figure it out. 94 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,677 Well, marriage is hard. 95 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,762 - I'll never know. - Oh... 96 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:22,846 don't think that way. 97 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,640 I'm sure there's someone out there for you. 98 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,350 Oh, no, that's not the problem. 99 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,853 I just don't want to waste this on just one guy. 100 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,313 Sorry we're late. 101 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,898 Someone couldn't decide on a hat. 102 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,775 - Sorry. - Oh, that's all right. 103 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:38,070 Hi, I'm Mary Cooper. I'm gonna be doing your session today. 104 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,614 Oh, what happened to Pastor Jeff? 105 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:43,117 He's out sick and asked me to fill in. 106 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,203 - Oh, okay. - But don't worry, 107 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:48,998 you're in good hands. I've been married for 15 years 108 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,401 and whatever you're going through, 109 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,334 I'm sure I've been through it several times. 110 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,419 Francine? 111 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,588 I dig your hat. 112 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,465 So when we first started dating, 113 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,884 he would plan these elaborate picnics by the lake... 114 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,929 you know, like a real picnic with the red and white blanket. 115 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:06,307 - Oh, gingham, sweetie, it's called gingham. - Yeah. 116 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,517 And after you got married, 117 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,312 all the picnics and wooing ended? 118 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:12,604 No, no, not at all. No. 119 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,523 In fact, Elliot's more dotin' than ever. 120 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,400 He knows that tulips are my favorite, 121 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,402 so every week there's a fresh-cut bouquet 122 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,611 on my nightstand. 123 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,864 I own the flower shop across from the post office. 124 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,992 Well, y'all seem hunky-dory. 125 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,910 I'm confused. What's the issue? 126 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:32,708 Well, um, we're having trouble in the, you know... 127 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:34,793 The bedroom. 128 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,087 Oh. 129 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,758 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 130 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,386 They wouldn't let me use the phone in the principal's office. 131 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,013 Who are you calling? 132 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,640 Dr. Sturgis. It's a math emergency. 133 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,435 Don't you think you should've asked my permission first? 134 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,395 It's ringing. Yes or no? 135 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,065 You know what? I don't care. 136 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,525 Hello? 137 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:02,237 Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon. You're wrong and I can prove it. 138 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,656 Is that so? 139 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,784 It is so. 140 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:11,455 All right, little man, bring it on. 141 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,509 Go ahead, Sheldon. I'm all ears. 142 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,636 Well, when I'm done, you're going to be all tears. 143 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,721 Okay, fellas, let's keep it civil. 144 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,682 You claim that the only way to calculate the magnetic field 145 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,560 in QCD units is using Maxwell's equations, 146 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,146 but you're completely discrediting energy density. 147 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,398 But you're still off. 148 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,774 By a factor of 3.54. 149 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,734 Which would seem insignificant, 150 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,236 but when examined closely, 151 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,822 you realize that it's the square root of four times pi. 152 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,115 Your point being? 153 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:48,450 Rationalized and non-rationalized units 154 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,160 differ by four times pi. 155 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,037 Anyone with a basic knowledge of electric 156 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:53,664 and magnetic fields would know that. 157 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,666 I'm lost. Are we still being civil? 158 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,334 It's all right, Connie. 159 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,003 Sheldon's trying to justify his shortcut. 160 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,130 Not a shortcut, 161 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,840 a more elegant and efficient method 162 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,591 to achieve the correct answer. 163 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,845 Well, I applaud the effort, young man. 164 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,348 Don't treat me like a child. Treat me like a colleague. 165 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:16,311 Fine. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 166 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,732 How could you say that?! 167 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,109 What are you doing? 168 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,194 Treating him like a colleague. 169 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,946 Do you and your colleagues make each other 170 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,031 run out of the room crying like that? 171 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,950 Sometimes. 172 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:34,079 But we run slower, 'cause we're old. 173 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,001 And then he said, "For the rest of the day, 174 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,794 - you're in charge." - Mm. 175 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,130 Those were his exact words. Can you believe it? 176 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,715 "You're in charge." 177 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,276 - Well, that's great. - And thanks to me, 178 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,219 this year United Methodist is gonna get stuck 179 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,721 with all the limp palms. 180 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,640 Well, I don't know what that means, but good for you. 181 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:54,909 I even did some marriage counseling 182 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,477 for a couple of young newlyweds. 183 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,437 Ooh, what kind of trouble they having? 184 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,023 Oh, it's all confidential. I really can't say. 185 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,441 Well, I don't need specifics, 186 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,318 just, you know, general terms. 187 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,362 They're having sexual problems. 188 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,447 Really? 189 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,199 Newlyweds? 190 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,408 But we all prayed on it 191 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,660 and then the answer came clear as a bell. 192 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,912 Yeah? 193 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,831 The husband is under a lot of stress at work 194 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,542 and it's diminishing his natural desires. 195 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,586 Huh. What kind of work does he do 196 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,087 he's got so much stress? 197 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,508 He owns that flower shop across from the post office. 198 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,677 Flower shop. Huh. 199 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,096 You've seen it. It's called The Pretty Petunia. 200 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,475 Huh. 201 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,652 So, Sheldon, 202 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,530 you and Dr. Sturgis figure out your math emergency? 203 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,615 I'd rather not talk about it. 204 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,200 Me neither. 205 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,703 That's probably for me. 206 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,039 I'm really getting popular. 207 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,624 What's a math emergency? 208 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,627 That's when things don't add up. 209 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,836 Hello? 210 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,898 Oh, come on, guys, that was a good one. 211 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,091 Mom, it's Pastor Jeff! 212 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,759 Mm, excuse me. 213 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,719 To answer your question, Georgie, 214 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,596 it's when a scientist is too immature 215 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,139 to admit when he's wrong. 216 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,517 Maybe you're too immature. 217 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,894 Gentlemen, please. 218 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,897 I'm sorry, but when someone with way less experience 219 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,566 accuses me of not knowing 220 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,652 what I'm talking about, my hackles are up. 221 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,028 What's a hackle? 222 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,589 Well, if he's wrong, then teach him to be right 223 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,032 instead of berating him like a big ol' jackass. 224 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,243 That's very hurtful! 225 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,669 Well, how 'bout that? 226 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,421 They do run slower. 227 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,091 Good news! I get to go visit a shut-in. 228 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,844 What the hell is going on today? 229 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,477 It's open. 230 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,938 What's up, Schultz? 231 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,107 Are you asking me? 232 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,651 Haven't you learned that I know nothing, I see nothing... 233 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,279 Hello? Mr. Gilford? 234 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,031 Who are you? 235 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,160 Hi, I'm Mary Cooper from the church. 236 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,620 Pastor Jeff is out sick, 237 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,622 so he asked me to bring over your dinner. 238 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:25,250 - Steak fingers? - With extra gravy. 239 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,419 Where's my Mr. Pibb? 240 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,297 Oh, right here. 241 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,174 You want me to open it for you? 242 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,884 I've got hands. 243 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,179 Maybe while you eat we could chat a little. 244 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,557 I'm old, I'm alone, I'm gonna die soon. 245 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,809 There, we've chatted. 246 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,061 Okay. 247 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,980 If you're not in the mood for conversation, 248 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,149 maybe there's something else I could do for you. 249 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,236 Haven't had a sponge bath in a while. 250 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,449 Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath? 251 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,909 Sure does. 252 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:01,495 Mr. Gilford. 253 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,664 No. 254 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,962 - Lights out? - In a minute. 255 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,008 I may not understand exactly what's going on 256 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,011 with you and Dr. Sturgis, but you can't be rude to an adult. 257 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,471 What if they're wrong? 258 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,034 Doesn't matter. There are plenty of stupid people in the world, 259 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,102 but when they're older than you, you got to show them respect. 260 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:31,066 I understand, sir. Thank you for your incredibly wise advice. 261 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,610 Okay. 262 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:42,077 Did you just call Dad stupid without calling him stupid? 263 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,537 Yes. 264 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,465 Here, let me get that. 265 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,218 And, uh, while I'm cleaning up, 266 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,721 I could also tackle some of, um... 267 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,640 Don't touch anything! I like it the way it is. 268 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,685 Could I at least open a window, get you some fresh air? 269 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:10,439 It's not necessary. I've got some right here. 270 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,819 Mind if I make some room to sit? 271 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,696 You're staying? 272 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,532 Yes, I'm staying. I'm here to keep you company. 273 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,994 Why? So you'll look like some kind of Good Samaritan? 274 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,539 Because God calls on us to serve our fellow man. 275 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,917 Romans 12:13, "Share with the Lord's people who are..." 276 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,627 What are you doing? 277 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,004 Quoting scripture. 278 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,173 Well, I don't want to hear that. 279 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,549 You don't want to hear the Bible? 280 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,092 Not from some woman. 281 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,928 - Excuse me? - Where have you been? 282 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,889 Women don't preach in our church. 283 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,142 Well, I'm not in our church, I'm in your living room, 284 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,561 which is, by the way, disgusting. 285 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,111 I'm sorry I called you a jackass. 286 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:02,991 A "big old jackass." 287 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,786 But it's okay. I deserved it. 288 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,079 Don't be too hard on yourself. 289 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,832 Sheldon's always been difficult to deal with. 290 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,794 I'm not upset that he's difficult. 291 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,546 I'm upset that he's right. 292 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,257 Really? 293 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,551 And you're just now saying something? 294 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:25,680 Energy density, rationalized and non-rationalized units, 295 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,557 I can't believe I missed it. 296 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,977 Well, like you said, everybody makes a mistake. 297 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,230 But it was so obvious. 298 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,316 A younger me would've seen it. 299 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,944 I think I'm losing a step. 300 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,695 You're not alone. 301 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,865 The other night I had bingo for five moves, didn't even know it. 302 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,618 Were you drinking? 303 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,079 It's bingo, of course I was drinking. 304 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,374 Don't worry about it. 305 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,794 We'll lose a step together. 306 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,215 Thank you, Bonnie. 307 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,803 You see that? I made a joke about it. 308 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:08,473 - Never do it again. - Yes, ma'am. 309 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,146 - Hey, Sheldon. - Hello. 310 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,232 You get that test problem sorted out? 311 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:21,486 No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and I are still at a math impasse. 312 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,322 - Oh, I hate those. - Thank you for asking. 313 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,576 I appreciate it. And how are you doing? 314 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,120 Since when are you interested? 315 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,831 My father told me I should be kind to old people. 316 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,792 How old do you think I am? 317 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,421 My father also told me if a woman ever asks you that, 318 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,589 it's a trap. 319 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,674 Hmm. Smart man. 320 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,343 But I'll say 53. 321 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,772 Peg, we got any more of those fancy binder clips? 322 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,316 Bottom right drawer. 323 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,069 Oh! Um, hi. 324 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,529 Y... 325 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,781 You're back. Uh, feeling better? 326 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,325 No. 327 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,702 Then what are you doing here? Why aren't you home in bed? 328 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,246 Because not everybody has a happy marriage, Mary, okay? 329 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,332 Sorry. 330 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,126 How's everything going around here? 331 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,546 Really well. I had a lovely session with the Walkers. 332 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,175 I think that they're gonna be fruitful and multiplying soon. 333 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,010 And, um, 334 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,473 I had a visit with our shut-in, Mr. Gilford. 335 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,099 He's quite the character, isn't he? 336 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,852 - That's a nice way to put it. - Yeah, well, you got to 337 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,938 give him a pass, what with all he's been through. 338 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,689 What's he been through? 339 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,609 Mary, that man sitting all alone in that mess of a house 340 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,111 is a genuine war hero. 341 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,906 People like you and me'll never understand what he went through. 342 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,283 I didn't know. 343 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,495 Well, he sure won't talk about it. He give you a hard time? 344 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:57,457 Yeah, and... and I kind of gave him one right back. 345 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,127 Would you mind if I went back over there 346 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,712 and gave it another go? 347 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,132 By all means. I got to lay down. 348 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,677 Hey, Peg, if my wife calls, tell her... 349 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,638 You know what, oh, she's not gonna call. 350 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:12,889 Never mind. 351 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,153 Mr. Gilford, it's Mary Cooper again. 352 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,620 Mr. Gilford? 353 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,208 Mr. Gilford? 354 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,135 - You a relative? - No. 355 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,678 Friend? 356 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,680 I was trying. 357 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,475 Okay, well, sorry. Coroner's on his way. 358 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,060 Thank you. 359 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,479 This is some mess, huh? 360 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,899 It's how he liked it. 361 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,454 May I come in? 362 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,831 I guess. 363 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:28,506 I looked over your work again and, uh, 364 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,800 the math was correct. 365 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,388 Really? 366 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,390 You were right... 367 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:41,227 and I was, uh, wrong. 368 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,063 Sorry I doubted you. 369 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,067 Wow. It must be really hard for you to admit that. 370 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,568 Well, yes. 371 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:53,281 But, uh, I thought it could be a learning opportunity for you. 372 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,783 What do you mean? 373 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,409 I wanted to show you that being wrong 374 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,536 is not the end of the world. 375 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,207 Oh, okay. Thank you. 376 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,918 Dr. Sturgis was a wise man. 377 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,170 It was a learning opportunity. 378 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,798 And when the day comes that I'm wrong, 379 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,883 I fully plan to admit it. 380 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,808 Okay, before we finish up, I'd like to call up Mary Cooper, 381 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,935 who has a few words she'd like to say. 382 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,484 Thank you, Pastor Jeff. 383 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,738 As some of you might know, 384 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,324 we lost a member of our congregation. 385 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,285 James Gilford passed away earlier this week. 386 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,371 If that name isn't familiar to you, 387 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,457 don't feel bad, it wasn't to me either. 388 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,084 But in the last few days, 389 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,461 I've gotten to learn a little bit about him. 390 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:53,049 He was married to his wife Meredith for over 45 years, 391 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,301 he was a lieutenant in the Army, 392 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,554 and, forgive him for this, 393 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,848 a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys. 394 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,145 But even if you didn't know him, I hope that you'll still join me 395 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,480 in celebrating his life this Wednesday 396 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,358 at the American Legion. Thank you. 397 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,320 Oh, um, and if there's anyone who's able 398 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,990 to help me clean out his house, please let me know. 399 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,743 Ooh, you know I love to tackle clutter. We'll do it! 400 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,621 Oh, thank you.