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[Georgie] Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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I'm pregnant.
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- I heard them talking about a baby.
- Oh, my.
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- You know what that means.
- Mom's pregnant.
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Exactly.
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Everybody loves a wedding.
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I'm having a baby.
I don't need to marry another one.
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Mare, they already made
one giant mistake.
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They don't have to make another.
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So, marryin' me was a mistake?
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You're honestly happy with how your life
turned out, you have no regrets?
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What do you want me to say?
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I want you to admit that this marriage
hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
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Wake up. No marriage is a bed of roses.
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- Well, then I guess we nailed it.
- I guess we did.
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Can you take Missy to school today?
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Why? It's on your way.
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I have to drop the church bulletin off
at the printer.
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Nobody reads those things.
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I know we're not
getting along right now,
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but when we walk into that kitchen,
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Missy and Sheldon
do not need to see us fighting.
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- Fine.
- So, you'll take her?
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Whatever you say, dear.
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[grunts in anger]
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Mom and Dad are still really upset.
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With good reason.
She's awfully old to be having a baby.
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Is it really dangerous?
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Not with modern science,
but back in pioneer times,
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we'd be burying her down by the creek.
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I'm just saying they're cranky enough.
So don't be a pain in the ass.
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I'm always on my best behavior.
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You're the hormonal firecracker
around here.
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- Sheldon.
- And thar she blows. [chuckles softly]
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Moby Dick. It's a book.
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Where the hell's my travel mug?
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I think Georgie took it, dear.
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That son of a gun.
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Missy, your father's going to
take you to school today.
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Thanks, Daddy.
I hope it's not too much trouble.
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No trouble at all, my little angel.
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Why did you say they're cranky?
They're fine.
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[theme song playing]
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[whispering] Okay, you can do this.
Just tell him.
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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Everything okay?
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[gasps] What? Yes.
What are you doing there?
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I came for the stapler,
but stayed for the show.
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Oh! Well, I was just going in
to talk to Pastor Jeff.
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- Then go.
- I'm going.
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- Do it.
- I'm doing it.
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- See.
- Very convincing.
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[Pastor Jeff] Come in.
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- [door closes]
- What's up?
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I was hoping
to get your take on something.
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Of course.
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Um...
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This isn't really about me.
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But I've recently met a young woman
who got pregnant...
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Um...
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out of wedlock.
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- I see. Is the young man in the picture?
- He is.
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Well, as long as they tie the knot
before the bambino pops out,
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the big guy looks the other way.
[chuckles]
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Right, right.
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But the woman isn't so keen on knots
or tying them.
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Then I'm afraid she and that poor baby
are in for a difficult time.
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I know.
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Um...
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[inhales]
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What about the parents
of the young couple?
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Well, they certainly didn't raise
these kids with the right values.
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I only get 'em one day a week.
The rest of it's on Mom and Dad.
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[chuckles nervously] Right. Right.
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Um...
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Oh. But um... what if...
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the boy's parents
did want to do the right thing?
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I don't see how it's their fault.
[chuckles softly]
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Well, didn't the boy still have
premarital sex which led to pregnancy?
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[sighs] Yes.
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You have to ask.
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Where were his parents?
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Mmm-hmm.
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They're all good questions.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Okay, let's take a look
at the board now, Judy, Lisa,
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and see what subjects
we're dealing with in this match
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of Tic-Tac-Dough. Famous blondes,
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- trivia dare, explorers,
- [knock on door]
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colors, geology, top ten...
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I'll be right back, Wink.
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What?
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- We know what's going on at home.
- And we need to talk.
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I'm in the middle
of something important.
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So are we.
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Um...
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May I please come in?
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What's up?
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Why won't Mom and Dad tell us
what's going on?
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Well, there might be
several reasons for that.
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But right off the top of my head,
I'd say, none of your damn business.
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Mom's having a baby,
and that's none of our business?
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[scoffs] Is that
what you think is going on?
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- Isn't it?
- No.
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Then what's going on?
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None of your damn business.
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[whistle blows,
indistinct chatter on TV]
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- We need to talk.
- Kind of busy.
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This is important.
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I was talking to Pastor Jeff
about our little situation.
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- Why would you tell him?
- He doesn't know it's Georgie.
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But people are gonna
find out eventually,
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and they're gonna judge all of us.
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Who cares what people think?
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I care. We live in this town.
I work at the church.
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[phone ringing]
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[scoffs]
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Hello.
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Heads up. The twins were just here,
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and they were asking
a bunch of questions.
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You didn't tell them, did you?
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No. But they know
there's a baby in the mix.
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Actually, [chuckles]
they thought you were having it.
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- Oh, Lord.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, they're gonna be there
any minute.
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Have fun.
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[sighs]
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What now?
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- [Sheldon] We're home.
- [Missy] And we want answers.
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That. In here.
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We want to know what's going on.
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And we know it has something
to do with a baby.
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And we know it's not yours.
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So, whose is it?
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This is a private matter,
and it does not concern you.
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It's Georgie.
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- You don't know that.
- It all makes sense.
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You were talking with him
in the garage the other night.
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And word on the street
is he's sexually active.
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Ew!
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So, who's preggers?
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- Yes. Who?
- All right.
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Family meeting. Now.
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- I'll leave you to it.
- George!
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Fudge.
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Okay. Yes.
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Your... [sighs]
Your brother's gonna have a baby.
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- With whom?
- Her name is Mandy.
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Ooh! She's the one
that's older than him.
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- How much older?
- That's not important.
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- That means a lot.
- Thank you.
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Do I really need to be here for this?
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- Yes.
- Double fudge.
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Are they getting married?
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- We don't know. But probably.
- Mary.
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[scoffs] It would be better for them
and better for the baby.
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And better for you,
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so your church friends
don't get bent out of shape.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Ooh! A subcommittee just formed.
Exciting.
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The important thing is that you both
need to keep this quiet.
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This is family business.
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I have to keep a secret?
I'm not good at those.
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It's not a secret.
No one's gonna ask you about it.
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It's just a thing
you don't need to bring up.
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- What if I do?
- What if you don't?
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But now it's all I can think about.
What if my mouth loses control?
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You're good at keeping promises, right?
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- Very.
- Great.
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Then promise you won't tell anybody.
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That's an interesting workaround.
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- However...
- You're not telling anyone.
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Fine.
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[Mary sighs]
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I'm gonna be an aunt. That's so weird.
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Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon.
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Yeah, well,
we're going to be grandparents.
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And Meemaw is gonna be
a great-grandmother.
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- That sounds so old.
- Please tell her that.
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- Good night, Wade.
- It ain't good. I lost all my money.
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- Well, good for me.
- Yeah, yeah.
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[door closes]
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Hey, Mandy, it's me again.
I just wanted to see how you were doing.
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If there's anything you need,
I'm around.
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Please call me back.
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She ducking your calls?
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Seems like it.
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Well, you understand why she might
not want to talk to you.
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Yes, I know.
I'm trying to make up for it.
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This might be one of those things
you just can't make up for.
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Ain't fair.
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You better do some growing up fast
'cause fair left the building
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the second you yanked your pants down.
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- Thanks for making me feel worse.
- Anytime.
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[door slams shut]
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What is the angular momentum
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of the neutron and the proton
inside deuterium?
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No one? Really?
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- Sheldon.
- Yes.
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What is the angular momentum
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of the neutron and the proton
inside deuterium?
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Oh, um, L equals 0.
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Close. You're missing
the 4% admixture of L equals 2.
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Sorry, I'm a little distracted.
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- It happens. Anyway...
- Normally, I would've gotten that right.
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I have no doubt. Anyway...
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There are just some things
going on at home,
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- and I'm not allowed to talk about it.
- And we don't want to hear about it.
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I can tell you no one's sick,
in case you're concerned.
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Anyone concerned?
Show of hands. No? Moving on...
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- That's why I got the answer wrong.
- Son, it's just a mistake.
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Everyone makes them.
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[Sheldon] Like my brother Georgie did
when he got that girl pregnant.
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Don't say it. Don't say it.
Don't say it.
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- What?
- I need to use the restroom.
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This is college. Just go.
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You, red shirt, lock the door.
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[humming]
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- Knock, knock.
- Oh, hi.
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Just thought I'd show you
how to do it on the first try.
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[chuckles softly]
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- You all right?
- Um... Yeah.
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- Just... you know, life.
- Hmm.
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I've heard that can be rough.
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[chuckles softly]
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Well, if you ever want to talk or...
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grab a smoke...
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I'm around.
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I'm good, thanks. [chuckles softly]
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Although...
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Um... [sighs]
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a cigarette doesn't sound bad.
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I was hoping someone would help me
get to the end of this pack.
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- Then we're quitting.
- Absolutely.
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- It's a disgusting habit.
- Filthy.
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You are never gonna believe
what I just heard.
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- Try me.
- [door closes]
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Roy and the Boosters
were wining and dining
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that coach from Carthage.
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I don't even care anymore.
He can have my job.
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Well, if you don't care,
why... why can't I have it?
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Fine, take it.
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, Jim-dandy.
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This one of those times where you say
you don't wanna talk about it,
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then you make me go to the bar
and then you talk about it?
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No.
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All right.
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I'm gonna tell you something.
250
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,452
Lay it on me.
251
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,582
This is serious. You can't tell anyone.
252
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,000
Okay.
253
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,337
Georgie got a girl pregnant.
254
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:12,547
Wow!
255
00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:14,174
Oh.
256
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,342
Congratulations?
257
00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:17,511
On having a dope for a son? Thanks.
258
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,305
Forgive me if I'm mistaken,
259
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,241
but weren't you
a similar kind of dope with Mary?
260
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,266
It's different.
261
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,477
Georgie's, like, 11 years younger
than this girl.
262
00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:27,646
That is different.
263
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,616
We're gonna need
a couple of shots over here.
264
00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:33,026
[indistinct chatter]
265
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,657
Sorry again
for being distracted earlier.
266
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:42,119
And I'm so sorry you got locked out.
I don't know how that happened.
267
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,736
My brother got a girl pregnant.
268
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,143
My mom wanted me to promise
I wouldn't tell, but I never did.
269
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,807
So, technically,
I'm not breaking my word.
270
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,003
I don't care.
271
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,006
Thank you, but it's a secret,
so please don't tell anyone.
272
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,592
- Don't you have somewhere to go?
- No.
273
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,848
Can I tell you something in confidence?
274
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:04,350
Of course.
275
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,226
Um...
276
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:07,853
My son...
277
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,773
got a girl pregnant.
278
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,191
Whoa!
279
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,819
Safe to assume this was a surprise?
280
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,071
Oh! Yeah.
281
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,949
- And safe to assume it's not Sheldon?
- [laughs]
282
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,076
Also, yes.
283
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,036
Now, my mom wants them to get married,
284
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,879
but it doesn't sound
like the girl's willing.
285
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,040
Why are you still talking to me?
286
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,166
You and I just click.
287
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,591
- So, how are you doing with all this?
- Ugh!
288
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,804
Disappointed, angry, upset, scared.
289
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,514
So, all the emotions. Got it.
290
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,184
And I'm worried
that if he doesn't marry this girl,
291
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,478
the congregation is going to turn on me.
292
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,939
- They might,
- [sighs]
293
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,483
- but that's putting man before God.
- What do you mean?
294
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,086
Well, you're caring more
about what people think
295
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,154
- than what God thinks.
- I'm not... caring more.
296
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:03,367
I... just don't have to bump into God
at the grocery store.
297
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,570
- I don't think He does His own shopping.
- [chuckles]
298
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:10,791
Well, at this point, it doesn't matter
because she doesn't want to get married.
299
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,352
Well, I can talk to her if you want.
300
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,210
[sighs]
301
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,646
I'm pretty good with young people.
302
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,963
She's 29.
303
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,800
Also pretty good with people my own age.
304
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:20,883
[chuckles]
305
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,388
Let's say grace.
306
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,642
Bless us, Lord,
for the food we are about to receive
307
00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:30,269
and bless the hands that prepared it.
308
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,186
- Amen.
- [George] Amen.
309
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,270
[Missy] Amen.
310
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,106
I told Dr. Linkletter about Georgie.
311
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,443
Why'd y'all tell Sheldon?
312
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,361
They didn't. I figured it out.
313
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:43,324
- Oh, great. Now everyone knows.
- Not everyone.
314
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,284
Just us and Dr. Linkletter.
315
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,619
So, that's it?
Nobody else said anything?
316
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,558
Good, 'cause her parents
still don't know,
317
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,902
and if this gets out,
she's gonna be more pissed than ever.
318
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,211
Everything's gonna be fine.
Let's just eat.
319
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,676
I... kind of told Heather M. at school.
320
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,180
I told her to keep it a secret.
321
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,765
Did you keep it a secret?
322
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,642
- No.
- Unbelievable.
323
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,560
[sighs softly]
324
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,647
Actually, I told someone
at church today.
325
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,232
And I might have told Wayne.
326
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,485
I can't believe y'all.
327
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,696
I know. You'd expect it from me,
but from them it's a shocker.
328
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,990
I ain't hungry.
329
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,330
[door slams]
330
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,625
So, if you haven't
told your parents yet,
331
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,709
you might want to,
332
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:39,004
'cause... my family blabbed
and it's out there.
333
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,467
I know. I know you're angry.
I'm angry, too.
334
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,594
Please don't hang up.
335
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:47,970
[sighs]
336
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:50,765
[knock on door]
337
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:51,892
Come in.
338
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,605
- Hey.
- Hey.
339
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,483
Just wanna say I'm really sorry.
340
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,485
Forget it.
341
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,385
You have so much to deal with right now,
and I made it worse.
342
00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,782
People are going to find out eventually.
343
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,495
Do you think you're gonna get married?
344
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,372
It ain't looking good.
345
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,082
Do you even want to?
346
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,000
Well, I do like her.
347
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,587
And I'm trying to do the right thing.
Whatever that is.
348
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,839
[sighs]
349
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,217
Can't believe you're gonna be a dad.
350
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,387
- Join the club.
- Is it weird?
351
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,764
Hmm. More terrifying than weird.
352
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,268
- Yeah?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
353
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,270
What if I mess this kid up?
354
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,439
- You won't.
- You sure?
355
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,525
I'm a high school dropout
living out in his parents' garage.
356
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,903
Mandy's right to not want me around.
357
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,448
[crying] No, she's not. [sniffles]
358
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,866
She'd be lucky to have you.
359
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,743
So will the baby.
360
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:53,787
Don't make me cry more.
361
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,373
Sorry.
362
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,917
It's the last nice thing
I'll ever say to you.
363
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,335
[sniffles]
364
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,339
Hey, what did Wayne say
when you told him?
365
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,926
He loves babies, so he was all,
"It's a blessing." Blah, blah, blah.
366
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,970
Well, he's not wrong.
367
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,431
Why am I friends with him?
You should be.
368
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,514
[chuckles softly]
369
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,392
How'd Pastor Jeff take it?
370
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,228
I didn't tell him. I told Pastor Rob.
371
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,898
- Of course.
- What does that mean?
372
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,356
Nothing.
373
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:23,942
[scoffs] What?
374
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,653
It seems like
you talk to Pastor Rob a lot.
375
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,032
[exhales] Well, [chuckles]
we work together.
376
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,910
- You talked to Wayne.
- Sure.
377
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,037
And what did Pastor Rob say?
378
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,663
Actually, it was helpful.
379
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,747
He...
380
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,169
pointed out
that I was putting people before God
381
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,339
and that I shouldn't worry about
what the congregation thinks.
382
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,632
So, exactly what I said?
383
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,842
All you said was, "Who cares?"
384
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,178
Next time I'll stick God in there
so you pay attention.
385
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:52,512
Hey.
386
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:53,972
[door closes]
387
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,225
- Where were you?
- Talking to Georgie.
388
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,645
- He okay?
- We laughed. We cried. It was nice.
389
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,361
["Which Will" playing]
390
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,258
Which will you go for
391
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,220
Which will you love
392
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,765
Hey, Joan, it's Mary.
393
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,227
Just wanted to make sure
that you knew Bible study was today.
394
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:45,107
[gasps] Oh, no. I'm sorry to hear that.
395
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,777
Which will you answer
396
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,114
Susan. Mary Cooper.
Just making sure everything's okay,
397
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,532
since you're not at Bible study.
398
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,158
Oh.
399
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,537
Which will you take for
400
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,081
Of course. No problem.
401
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,125
I understand.
402
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,004
But darling, oh
403
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:07,963
[exhales]
404
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:13,093
Which will you love the best
405
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:14,927
[sniffles]
406
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,438
Hey, it's Mary.
407
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,607
[sighs] Do you have time to talk?
408
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,817
For you? Always.
409
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,908
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