1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,820 _ 2 00:00:01,820 --> 00:00:03,820 _ 3 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,740 _ 4 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,980 _ 5 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:10,100 _ 6 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:11,940 _ 7 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:15,780 _ 8 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:35,300 Okay, I'm ready. 9 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:37,740 You promise you like your gift? 10 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,660 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 11 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,340 Suit's on? 12 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:43,940 - Yes, ma'am. - Your birthday suit. 13 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:46,060 Only one I've got. 14 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:54,740 I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes. 15 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:55,820 I see that. 16 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:57,500 It wasn't a great moment for me. 17 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,940 Tradition is tradition. 18 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:01,620 Yeah. But I'm gonna go ahead 19 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,740 and spare us both the seductive birthday dance 20 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:06,380 - this year. - I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday, 21 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:10,700 and I would really, really like to see the dance. 22 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:18,100 Your funeral. 23 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,860 Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,220 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,780 You like it, 26 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:26,900 right? 27 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:27,860 This is what you want. 28 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,820 A little of that. 29 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,460 A little of that, for you? 30 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,460 I will gag 31 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,340 you dead with that towel. 32 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:34,980 Okay, okay. 33 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,260 - I'm quiet. - Come on. 34 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,500 You suck. 35 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,380 Got a sec, boss? 36 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,540 Yeah. What's up? 37 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:30,620 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 38 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,020 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 39 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,780 - Yeah... - ♪ To you ♪ 40 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,860 ♪ Happy... ♪ 41 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,220 - We love your show. - Huh? 42 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:47,380 Do you want to dance? 43 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:48,460 Uh-uh. No. But, um, 44 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,620 you know, you go ahead. 45 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,260 It's my birthday today. 46 00:02:57,940 --> 00:02:59,420 36 today. 47 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,540 - You don't look 36. - Yeah, I do. 48 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:05,100 ♪ Happy 36th birthday to you ♪ 49 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,540 ♪ Happy 36th birthday to you ♪ 50 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:08,260 ♪ I have triplets inside of me ♪ 51 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:10,380 ♪ I am Shamu ♪ 52 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:17,260 Hey, Big Three, do you three know 53 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,620 how much I love your mother? I mean, do you even have 54 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:22,340 - any idea? - Yeah, we do. Now shut up 55 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,940 - and let your fat-ass wife go to sleep. - No. 56 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:27,340 No, no, no. Birthday tradition is birthday tradition. 57 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,420 So close your eyes in there, kids, because Daddy's about 58 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,500 to do some real terrible things to Mommy. 59 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,900 How could you possibly want me right now? 60 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:05,900 In any state, my wife, you arouse me. 61 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,300 I bet I can make that go away. 62 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:11,780 - There's nothing you can say that's... - My water just broke. 63 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,220 - Yep. - Yeah. 64 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:19,900 ♪ My hands to myself ♪ 65 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:21,660 ♪ Can't keep my hands... ♪ 66 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,140 You know when I think it all went wrong for me was 1986, 67 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,180 second grade. They were sending the Challenger up into space. 68 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:27,380 You remember the Challenger, right? 69 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:29,060 - Yeah. With Sandra Bullock? - No. 70 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,060 Christa McAuliffe, right? She was gonna be 71 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,380 the first teacher into space. 72 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,340 She was actually gonna change the world. 73 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:36,420 I don't know how, but you could feel that, you know? 74 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:38,220 At least, in second grade, you could... you could feel it. 75 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,460 Middle of the school day, 76 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,140 the teacher brings in a TV, right? 77 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,700 We're all just sitting there, watching the launch, 78 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,660 a bunch of seven-year-olds just-just watchin'. 79 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,300 And all of a sudden, boom! 80 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,140 The whole thing explodes. 81 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:51,220 Little pieces of sweet Christa McAuliffe 82 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,380 come raining down all over the state of Florida. 83 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,700 It was awful. 84 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,420 Maybe that's when I realized trying to change the world 85 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,660 just leads to being blown up 86 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,500 into little pieces all over Florida. 87 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,900 Maybe that's how I wound up as the Man-ny. 88 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:16,140 It's my sister. 89 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:18,060 Kate? 90 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:24,940 You... you didn't have any ice, so... 91 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:27,580 Well, this is a low point. 92 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,540 We're 36. 93 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,300 We're officially late 30s. 94 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,780 Like, we are deep in the threes. 95 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,540 Yep. 96 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,420 How did I get here? 97 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:49,140 Like, how the hell did I get here? 98 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:51,220 Remember second grade, the Challenger explosion? 99 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:52,380 You have got to stop with the Challenger explosion. 100 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,860 There's something there. 101 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,340 You're the only good thing in my life, Kev. 102 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:02,180 - I'm not that great. Come on. - I know. 103 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,740 That's what makes it worse. 104 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,180 I had this... 105 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:11,940 whole dream life that I envisioned for myself. 106 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,220 A real career. 107 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:17,620 I would marry a man like Dad. 108 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,860 I would be a mom like Mom. 109 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,300 But look at me, Kev. 110 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,700 Like, I ate my dream life away. 111 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,420 So what do you... what do you want me to say to you, huh? 112 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,900 Wh-What... Give me the magic phrase, sis, to say 113 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,700 to make you feel better and I'll say it. 114 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,460 Tell me to quit feeling sorry for myself. I don't know. 115 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:42,060 Tell me to wake the hell up. Tell me, tell me to lose the damn weight. 116 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,140 Quit feeling sorry for yourself. 117 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:47,380 All right? That can start right now. Wake the hell up. 118 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,940 And-and, you know... 119 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:53,340 the... What was the... what was the third thing? 120 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,620 Lose the damn weight. 121 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:58,900 You want to say that again? 122 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,380 I'm gonna lose the damn weight. 123 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,860 You are a lot smarter than you look. 124 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,940 That's what Michael Bay told me. 125 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,860 - Here you go. - Oh, yeah. 126 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,620 Thank you. 127 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,540 Hey, do you realize me and the kids 128 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,900 - are gonna have the same birthday? - I know. 129 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:31,180 Yeah. 130 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,020 Still, six weeks early 131 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,540 - is pretty early. - Yeah. 132 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,460 I know. 133 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,820 What the hell could this thing possibly be for? 134 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,300 It's for rectal examinations. 135 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:52,220 That one's from the dirty pile. 136 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,740 Sorry. 137 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:56,860 Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski, 138 00:07:56,900 --> 00:08:00,860 but you can call me Doc or Dr. K, 139 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,260 which is what most people choose to do 140 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,380 - because it's folksy. - Oh, 141 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,700 so you work with Dr. Schneider? 142 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,420 Take a breath for me, dear. 143 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,820 Deep breath, now. 144 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,540 There you go. 145 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,300 All right. You relaxed? Good, good, good. 146 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,700 Dr. Schneider's appendix burst 147 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,660 an hour ago. He just went into surgery. No, no, 148 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,020 - no, no, no. Now, stay with me. - Oh, God. No, I need Dr. Schneider 149 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,540 - 'cause he knows about... - Stay with me now. 150 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:27,180 Between his screams of agony, Schneider 151 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,340 brought me up to speed on everything concerning your case. 152 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:33,300 I know all about these triplets, and I know that this 153 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:35,260 - is a high-risk pregnancy. - Yeah. 154 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:36,620 But everything's gonna be all right. 155 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,460 This is some kind of bad joke, right? 156 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,380 It is not, unfortunately. 157 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:44,020 Now, sweetheart, I'm gonna get straight to your first concern. 158 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,860 Look at me now. Look at me. 159 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,140 - Do you see me? I am 73 years old. - Yeah. 160 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,580 - You know what that means, don't you? - No. 161 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:55,660 That means I don't run wind sprints as fast as I used to, 162 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:59,420 but my faculties are otherwise completely intact. 163 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,900 There are days that I wish they weren't, 164 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,980 because then I would retire and spend my remaining days 165 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,380 doing something more glamorous than pulling eight-pound objects 166 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,900 out of women's vaginas. 167 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:10,500 But until that time, 168 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,620 I keep showing up here every day. 169 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,620 All right? 170 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:17,820 I'm also aware that I'm a complete stranger to you, 171 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:20,340 and this is the biggest moment 172 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:22,260 - of your life. - Yeah. 173 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,620 - All right? Honey, listen to me, - Yeah. 174 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:28,020 I am the best of the best. 175 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:31,300 And I swear to you, on the lives of my children 176 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,180 and my grandchildren, that I am up to the task. 177 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,980 - All right? All right. - Okay. 178 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,140 - Thank you. - All right. 179 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,740 Good. 180 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,820 Now, which one of you's pregnant? 181 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,980 Now, that was a bad joke, but 182 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,340 you just continue to take those deep breaths... 183 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,420 Let's see... let me see if any of my people are here. 184 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,740 Let me take a little test. Sheket bevakasha! 185 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,660 Jew! Jew! 186 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,780 Jew! 187 00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:00,220 All right, hey! Come on! 188 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,340 And... action! 189 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,700 Huh? Huh? 190 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,020 What can I do to make you feel better, huh? 191 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,540 You want me to breastfeed you? Would that make you feel better, 192 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,500 if I breastfed ya? 193 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,140 Yeah? Here we go. Let's try to... 194 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,580 I'm-I'm sorry, guys. I need to cut. Uh... 195 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,060 Sorry, everybody. A little technical difficulty. 196 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,700 Who wants a T-shirt? 197 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:32,260 - Hey, man. - What's up? 198 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,660 I'm sorry. You know, I'm trying to understand, for my character, 199 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,540 you know, um, are-are we suggesting, you know, 200 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,580 that the Man-ny thinks a grown man can breastfeed a baby? 201 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,540 Are we saying the Man-ny's got brain damage? 'Cause I could do a voice. 202 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:45,780 Kevin, I know you care. I know you care about the character. 203 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,060 I do care about the character. Thank you. 204 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,220 I also know that you're a 30-something-year-old actor 205 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,940 whose biggest previous role was a three-episode arc on Nashville. 206 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,540 So say the line or find another job. 207 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,060 Because trust me when I say that I'll have you replaced 208 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,980 by Ryan Gosling, Ryan Phillippe, or Ryan Reynolds 209 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,540 or any other handsome Ryan by the time you get to your car. 210 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,540 And believe me, my ratings will go up. 211 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,820 Ryan Gosling would never do this crap. 212 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,140 You are right, Kevin. 213 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:12,180 Ryan Gosling would never do this crap. 214 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,060 Remember that. 215 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,820 Come on, Annie! 216 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,260 Go get the ball, hon! 217 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,780 Hi, Daddy! 218 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,020 Hi, sweetheart! There's the ball! 219 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,380 You want to play soccer? 220 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,100 - It... - How's she doing? 221 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,980 Uh, I think she's saving it for the second half. 222 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,580 How's about her? 223 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:39,180 - Four boys crying and counting. - That's my little badass. 224 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,420 - Switch? - Switch. 225 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:46,140 - Is that a... Aw. - French braid. Yes. 226 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:49,140 Over, under, back through, baby! 227 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:51,500 - Hi, Mommy! - All right, well, she made a friend. 228 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,300 I found him. 229 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,860 My father. 230 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,740 What? When? 231 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,060 I, uh... I hired a guy. 232 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,020 It cost about 1,500 bucks. 233 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,540 Now, I paid for it on the Amex. You're gonna see it. 234 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,060 It's the personal Amex, not the business Amex. 235 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,220 - I don't care about the Amex. - I know, I know. 236 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:10,820 So you're gonna... 237 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,140 - No. - Why not? 238 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,380 Because she was a crack addict who died during childbirth, 239 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,500 and he was the guy who left me at a fire station, 240 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:20,220 probably because he couldn't think of anything more cliché. 241 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,940 So why'd you find him? 242 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,740 I don't know, Beth. 243 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,980 I really don't know. 244 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,580 Oh! Go! 245 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,620 Way to go, Tess! 246 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,340 Sportsmanship, baby! 247 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,340 Excuse me. 248 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,780 Do you mind? 249 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:09,090 ...and so, I said to myself, "Tanya, 250 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,290 "you have done what you have set out to do. 251 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,050 "You have lost the weight. 252 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:17,610 And now you can help others be skinny like you." 253 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,930 So, who would like to share first? 254 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,330 Every time I'm going on a diet, 255 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,050 he sabotages me. 256 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,370 Well, my husband found me eating out of the fridge 257 00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,930 in the middle of the night again the other night. 258 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,210 I'm trying. 259 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,930 I'm not sabotaging you, Marsha. 260 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,730 I know I don't have the same issues as everyone here. 261 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:44,050 But you guys don't know what it's like looking like me 262 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:46,290 and carrying around that extra seven pounds in your midsection. 263 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,290 For me, 264 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,290 it was my mom. 265 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,850 She never let us eat pizza. 266 00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:01,650 And so now, every time I see a pizza, 267 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:04,370 I mean, I have to eat the entire thing. 268 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,450 If this doesn't work, I might just 269 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,450 have my stomach stapled and just be done with... 270 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:16,050 I am sor... I'm sorry. 271 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,250 I was just... I was picturing the stapler. 272 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,850 And it's... 273 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,090 which is totally inappropriate. 274 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,890 I apologize. 275 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,290 I'm way fatter than you if it... 276 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,530 means anything. 277 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,450 Mmm, coffee. 278 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,290 Hi. 279 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,690 Boy, these people hate me. 280 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,410 You kind of crossed the line. 281 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,690 Yeah, you laughed. 282 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,650 - That's because I live across the line. - Oh! 283 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,890 Okay. 284 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,090 Toby. 285 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:56,410 Kate. 286 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:57,650 Yeah. 287 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:59,010 Nice to meet you. 288 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,170 So, you want to be fat friends? 289 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,170 Sure. 290 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,210 - But I'm gonna lose the weight. - You know, 291 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,770 I'm probably not. 292 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,610 Okay. 293 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,330 I can't fall for a fat person right now. 294 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:21,730 Well... 295 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:23,090 I guess I'll lose the weight then. 296 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,930 Breathe, Bec. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. 297 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,770 Breathe. Breathe. 298 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,130 Deep breath, Bec. 299 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,410 Deep breath, deep breath. 300 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,810 Deep breathe, look at me, deep breathe. 301 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:39,090 There you go. 302 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,530 There you go, almost done, almost done. 303 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,330 There you go. Hey, there you go. 304 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:48,210 Baby, I'm sorry for anything I'm gonna say in the next two hours. 305 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,770 I mean none of it. 306 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,050 - You're gonna mean some of it. - Very little of it. 307 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:52,770 Fair enough. 308 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,770 I'm almost glad Schneider's appendix burst. 309 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,010 I like you two. 310 00:15:56,050 --> 00:16:00,210 Now since I'm new here, I thought we might have a conversation now 311 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,210 before things get more intense. 312 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,250 Yeah, that sounds nice. 313 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,770 So, you said you have grandchildren? 314 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,370 Not that kind of conversation. 315 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:10,810 Now. I know that Dr. Schneider talked to you about the positioning of the babies, 316 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:13,050 and how complicated this delivery could get. 317 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:13,770 I thought we should... 318 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,690 I'm sorry, no, we're not gonna have this conversation. 319 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,970 - Jack, we need to have this... - We're not having this conversation 320 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,170 - because it's not gonna happen. - Well, we need to talk about... 321 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,570 We are walking out of this hospital with 322 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,450 three healthy babies and one healthy wife. 323 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,970 - Absolutely, but we still... - I have three cribs 324 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:28,250 at our new home that we bought specifically 325 00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,650 - for our three children to grow up in. - I understand. 326 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,850 My-my mother, my mother has already knitted three onesies. 327 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:33,570 I know. 328 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,530 And she's a slow, no-talent knitter. 329 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,170 It's also happens to be my birthday today, which tends to be 330 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,530 a pretty great day in our house, a day when I get pretty lucky. 331 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,250 So I'm gonna need everyone in this room to believe me 332 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:50,170 when I say that only good things are gonna happen here today. 333 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,650 Actually... 334 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,610 I-I don't just want you to believe it. 335 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,290 I want you to know it. 336 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,770 Do you know it, baby? 337 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,170 I love you. 338 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,850 Yeah, I know it. 339 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,930 I know it. 340 00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,890 Do you know it, Doc? 341 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,050 I know I like you. 342 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:17,970 Let's just start there, get you what you want. 343 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:21,530 Okay. 344 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,050 Hey, clear my afternoon? 345 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,330 But sir, what about...? 346 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,090 Thanks. 347 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:48,890 Yeah, yeah. 348 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,610 Stop all that banging, I heard you the first time, 349 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,770 banging on the door. 350 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:53,330 Who the hell is... 351 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,050 My name is Randall Peasing. I'm your biological son. 352 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,610 36 years ago you left me at the front door... 353 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,730 No, hold on, just let me say this. 354 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:04,290 36 years ago you left me at the front door of a fire station. 355 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,490 Now, don't worry, I'm not here 356 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:06,610 because I want anything from you. 357 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:09,130 I was raised by two incredible parents, 358 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,010 I have a lights out family of my own, and... 359 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,410 that car you see parked out in front of your house? 360 00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:17,930 Cost $143,000 and I bought it for cash. 361 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:20,810 I bought it for cash because I felt like it, 362 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,810 and because I can do stuff like that. 363 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:26,050 Yeah, you see, I turned out pretty all right. 364 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,690 Which might surprise a lot of folks 365 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,650 considering the fact that 36 years ago 366 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,810 my life started with you leaving me on a fire station doorstep 367 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,810 with nothing more than a ratty blanket 368 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,050 and a crap-filled diaper. 369 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:41,330 I came here today so I could look you in the eye, 370 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:44,570 say that to you, and then get back in my fancy-ass car 371 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,330 and finally prove to myself, and to you, 372 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:48,610 and to my family who loves me, 373 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:51,010 that I didn't need a thing from you, 374 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,170 even after I knew who you were. 375 00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,650 - You want to come in? - Okay. 376 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,690 So is there something you want to say to me? 377 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,610 'Cause otherwise, I really need to get going. 378 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,210 You want me to say something? 379 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,930 No, I told you, I don't want anything from you. 380 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,970 - But you're here. - Just to tell you that. 381 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,770 Well... 382 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,970 I've been told. 383 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:23,890 You know what? If you're just gonna sit here making excuses... 384 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,250 - Didn't make any excuses. - Because there's nothing you can say. 385 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,530 Didn't say anything for just that reason. 386 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:36,490 Seems to me you want me to try to make amends so you can say, 387 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,890 - "Screw you," and storm out of here. - That's ridiculous. 388 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,170 Okay. 389 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:48,930 I'd like to say I remember that day, but... 390 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,290 I barely do. 391 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,730 I'm clean now, finally, but... 392 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,970 I was on the streets then. 393 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,890 I remember her dying, 394 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,690 your mom, remember the baby. 395 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,770 I'd like to say I remember leaving you at a fire station, 396 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,210 but I don't. 397 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,730 Not an excuse. 398 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,050 In fact, it probably tells you something about me 399 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,650 that I don't remember. 400 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:21,410 I do like fire stations, though, 401 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,330 so that sounds like something I'd do 402 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,570 if I had to do something, you know? 403 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,010 Anyway, I don't know if that's what you're looking for, 404 00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:32,730 but either way, you can be sure 405 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,330 this life of mine is punishment enough 406 00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:35,850 for the things I've done. 407 00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:38,370 - If you think I'm gonna forgive you... - I don't. 408 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,930 No, you were right. I did just want 409 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,290 to say, "Screw you," and storm out of here. 410 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:44,210 - Well, go ahead. - Screw you. 411 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,570 Yup. 412 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:54,850 You want to meet your grandchildren? 413 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:59,010 I'll get my coat. 414 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,050 Hey, kid. 415 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,970 Hey. Alan. 416 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,410 All right. Hey, thanks for doing this, man. 417 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,730 - Oh. - I really appreciate it. 418 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:09,290 Oh, please. No thanks necessary. 419 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:12,850 Trust me: they're paying me an absolute fortune. 420 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,130 I'm sure. 421 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,650 Great scene for you, by the way. 422 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,770 - You know? - Yeah. 423 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,690 Tell ya what, when the prick wants to, he can actually write. 424 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,410 Yeah. Well, 425 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,850 I'll see you out there on the playing field. 426 00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:23,370 - All right. - Break a leg, kid. 427 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:24,650 Thank you, sir. 428 00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:28,130 Hey! 429 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,770 Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alan Thicke! 430 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:34,010 And... action. 431 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,210 Oh, for God's sake, I'm just trying to lighten up the situation here. 432 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,570 No, I get it. That's what you do, right? 433 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:39,570 My lightweight dad. 434 00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:40,930 - Son... - Don't call me "son." 435 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,850 Just go. Just do your thing, get out of here. 436 00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,330 - Come on, son... - I said don't call me "son." 437 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:50,250 I-I look at that little girl, I would do anything for her. 438 00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:51,730 You understand? Y-You show me a train, 439 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,690 I'll jump in front of it for her, no question. 440 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,610 And she's not even mine. 441 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,250 I mean, you... you mosey in and out of my life 442 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:01,250 the past 30 years like the way you have, I... 443 00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:03,250 I don't understand that and I'll never understand you, 444 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,650 so just get the hell out of here. 445 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:07,610 Just get out. 446 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,770 I want you to get out and this time, 447 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,410 I want you to stay the hell out of my life, okay? 448 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,330 - Son... - Leave! 449 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,010 And cut! 450 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:37,370 Thank you. 451 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:39,490 All right, they must think we did it. 452 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,610 - You did it. - Thank you. 453 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,810 You were fa... you killed. 454 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,130 - Thank you for being here. - Excellent. 455 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:44,530 Hey, may I have the envelope, please? 456 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,050 Oh, come on. 457 00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:47,330 There, what are you doing, come on, get in here. 458 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:49,410 See, I told you, right? I told you! 459 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:50,450 That's so good, Kevin. 460 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:51,410 - Oh... - That felt good. 461 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,450 Now all we need to do is just 462 00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:53,650 take a quick whack at the alt pass, huh? 463 00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:55,010 Oh, come on, we don't need an alt pass, 464 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:55,970 what are you talking about? Why would you... 465 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:56,930 wh-wh-what, for what? 466 00:22:56,970 --> 00:22:58,850 Kevin, come on, we talked about this. 467 00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:01,370 You know? I loved it... I-I wrote it, you know? 468 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:04,850 But, um, we just got to, we got to get a lighter version. 469 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,290 Come on. 470 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:08,090 Let's get that alt. 471 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,410 For me, okay? 472 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:11,290 And, uh, lose the shirt. 473 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:14,090 It's just better without the shirt. 474 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,650 I hope you're hungry, 475 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,930 'cause we got some pizza for you! 476 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:25,290 Everybody loves pizza! 477 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,890 All right, 478 00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:48,130 No, it's okay. No, no. Nobody be alarmed. 479 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:49,650 Nobody be alarmed, this isn't a real baby. 480 00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:50,650 This baby can't feel a thing, 481 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,450 because everything's fake! 482 00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:54,850 God forbid we have real emotion in this show. 483 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:56,290 What do we got here? 484 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,450 We got a real suitcase. 485 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:59,050 Finally, we got something real. 486 00:23:59,090 --> 00:24:00,770 Oh, no, we don't! Look, 487 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,770 there's nothing in the suitcase! 488 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,810 Where the hell are you going, Alan Thicke?! 489 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:06,930 And what the hell are you gonna wear, 490 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:08,930 when you get there?! Huh? 491 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,530 He's got no clothes in the suitcase! 492 00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:11,810 You know what it is, I'm starting to think 493 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,930 about things now. It's actually... Casey, it's not your fault, brother. 494 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,050 It's not the writer's fault this show is so bad. 495 00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:19,010 And it's so bad! 496 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,770 It's not the network's fault for airing it! 497 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,330 It's you guys! 498 00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:24,210 Why are you watching this stuff? 499 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:27,410 It's your fault for demanding so little of us 500 00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:28,490 that we settle. 501 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,410 I can't feel my face right now, 502 00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:31,650 but you know what? 503 00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:33,530 I knew exactly what this job was when I took it. 504 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,490 Shame on me for taking the money! 505 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:37,370 Shame on you for making me famous! 506 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,090 Shame on all of us! 507 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,050 That's enough. 508 00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:43,170 - Hey... - What are you...? 509 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,570 I'm not gonna hit you, man. 510 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,130 I'm not gonna hit you! 511 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:49,290 What do you... you think I'm some kind of animal?! 512 00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:50,570 I'm just gonna go nuts?! 513 00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:51,650 Listen, 514 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,330 Ryan Gosling may not do this crap, 515 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,370 and neither will I. 516 00:24:58,370 --> 00:25:00,770 I quit... 517 00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,210 I quit. 518 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,730 Great working with you, man. I'm a huge fan. 519 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:09,410 Yeah, that was a lot of fun. 520 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:20,130 All right, Rebecca, one more big push, now. 521 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:21,410 There you go... 522 00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:23,330 - Keep pushing! - Come on, Bec. 523 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:24,410 All right! 524 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:25,370 All right. 525 00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:27,170 First male is out, 526 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,130 and he is looking good! 527 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,250 You hear that, baby? 528 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:30,610 We got a boy! We got a boy! 529 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:32,170 - We got a boy! - All right. 530 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:33,450 Thank you, ma'am. 531 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,410 Baby? 532 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,490 Something's not right. 533 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,450 There's something's not right. 534 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:37,490 Doctor? 535 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,090 Some oxygen for her, please? 536 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:42,130 Rebecca? You've done real good, sweetheart, 537 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:44,010 but we need to let you get some rest right now 538 00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:45,490 and let's see if I can't take it from here, okay? 539 00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:46,530 I'm sorry, what's happening? 540 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:47,490 I'm gonna have to go in 541 00:25:47,490 --> 00:25:48,890 for the other two, people, let's go. 542 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,490 Your wife is in distress, Jack. 543 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,410 Now, right now, you just need to trust me 544 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:53,450 and get the hell out of my way. 545 00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:54,490 No, wait, but I'm... 546 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:57,010 - Get him out of the room, now. - Stat. 547 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,770 - Guys? - Daddy! 548 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,690 Hey, babe, I need you to help Annie with her homework... 549 00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:10,930 Guys... 550 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:14,810 ...this is your, uh... 551 00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:16,250 William. 552 00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:17,330 This is William. 553 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,210 - Hi. - Hi. 554 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,170 William Hill. 555 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:22,330 Hi. 556 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,650 I'm Beth. I'm sorry. I'm Beth. 557 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,250 - It's a pleasure meeting you, Beth. - Mm. 558 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,170 You have a hole in your pants. 559 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,170 Annie! 560 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:30,730 Oh, that's okay. I actually do. 561 00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:32,970 Hey, isn't that what the kids do to be cool? 562 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,010 They put holes in their pants, 563 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,690 - right? - Not like that. 564 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:39,210 Well, here I was, thought I was being cool. 565 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,450 Wait, what if I do this? Yo, what's going... 566 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:43,930 No. 567 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:46,090 My, my, my, you must be Tess. 568 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:49,410 - Yes. - I hear you play soccer... 569 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,770 I should have called. 570 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,130 I didn't know how to say it out loud. 571 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:53,730 - So, you just... - I... 572 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:55,330 I have no explanation, baby. 573 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:57,610 Like, everything I want to say 574 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,850 or do around this man, I do the opposite. 575 00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,850 It's like a bad sitcom. 576 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:02,730 It's like an episode of The Man-ny 577 00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:04,770 or What's Happening!! 578 00:27:06,730 --> 00:27:10,170 He left me at a fire station and I invited him into our home. 579 00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:15,090 Oh, my God, baby, you're cracking up. 580 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:17,130 Daddy? 581 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:18,330 What's happening? 582 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:21,410 What's happening? 583 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,170 - You're not serious. - I am. 584 00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:30,250 Wait, Sally Field? 585 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,490 - Yeah. I have a thing - Mm. 586 00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:34,570 - for Sally Field. Sue me. - She's, like, 60. 587 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:36,930 60 is the new sexy. You didn't know that? 588 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:39,210 - Mm-mm. - Mm. And when she turns 70... 589 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,650 Look out, 590 00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:44,290 Sally is gonna peak in her 70s. 591 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,490 - Mm-hmm. - I promise you. 592 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,970 - Yeah... - Can I interest you in dessert? 593 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:49,290 - Oh, no thanks. - Yes! 594 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,250 - No. - Yes. 595 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:51,330 - No. - Yes. 596 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,330 - No! - Yes. 597 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,370 He was just asking 598 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,530 if he could interest us in dessert. 599 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:55,810 I am saying that he can. 600 00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:57,850 I am very interested in dessert. 601 00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,810 I am utterly fascinated by dessert. 602 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,530 Dessert is my life's work. 603 00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:03,610 So... 604 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:04,930 We will just have the check, please. 605 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:06,770 - Thank you. - Thank you. 606 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,410 I don't normally like risotto, 607 00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:11,170 but if you put it in a ball form, and-and deep fry it, 608 00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:12,450 I can eat, like, a thousand of them. 609 00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:16,250 I had a really nice time tonight, Toby. 610 00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:17,290 - Thank you. - Yeah. 611 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:18,250 Wait, what? No, no, no. 612 00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,490 What, that's it? 613 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:20,970 What do you mean? 614 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:24,570 I mean, you're not gonna invite me in for a... 615 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,810 a nightcap or... 616 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:27,770 a handy or something? 617 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,850 - Cute. - I am. 618 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:32,490 Thank you. 619 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:35,650 I did have a really nice time tonight. 620 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,250 Okay. You can come inside for a water. 621 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:47,690 - All right. - A water. 622 00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:48,970 Uh-huh. 623 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:50,170 We have already had our six ounces of wine. 624 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,130 I know. 625 00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:53,050 150 calories per six ounce. 626 00:28:53,090 --> 00:28:54,530 - Ooh. - Yeah. 627 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,250 You keep counting calories, 628 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,010 and you're gonna really turn me on. 629 00:28:58,010 --> 00:28:58,970 - Yeah. - Hmm. 630 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,250 You want to know how many, uh, 631 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:02,250 calories are in a sausage? 632 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,610 Is... but is it even legal? 633 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:06,690 No. Not in this country. 634 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,290 Do you want to fool around? 635 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:12,490 I don't. 636 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:14,930 - Ah. - Uh... 637 00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,770 - Okay. - No, I... 638 00:29:17,810 --> 00:29:18,930 No, I-I do. 639 00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:22,130 It's just been a long time 640 00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:23,730 since this has even been an option. 641 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:26,730 Hey. I know, I know. 642 00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,210 Um, you don't. 643 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,450 I am 36. 644 00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:36,570 And, um... 645 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,770 this... 646 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,970 ...is not a very pretty picture. 647 00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:43,130 It's okay. 648 00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:45,330 - No, it's... - Hey, it's okay. 649 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:48,810 Hey! 650 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:49,810 Kevin, what the hell? 651 00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:50,890 Why don't you answer your phone? 652 00:29:50,930 --> 00:29:51,770 Uh... 653 00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:53,370 - I was on a date. - Yeah, hi. 654 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:55,450 Oh... 655 00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,530 This is... this is the funny fat guy from fat class? 656 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,050 - Hi. - Uh, yeah, 657 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:00,810 it's Toby, and it's a support group, but yeah. 658 00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:02,610 Holy... Wait, are you the Man-ny? 659 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,570 Yes, I am, Toby. 660 00:30:04,610 --> 00:30:06,490 I... I was. 661 00:30:06,490 --> 00:30:07,570 - Wait, what? - You didn't check 662 00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:09,210 your phone, Twitter, Facebook, nothing? 663 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,410 - Why? Wha...? - Well, you should. 664 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:12,570 - Becau... - Okay, what is hap... 665 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,050 - What is happening? - I want you to know 666 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,570 you would've been proud of me, okay? 667 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:18,290 I was the picture of artistic integrity. 668 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,210 Could we do one without your shirt on? 669 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,730 Well, the big news in Hollywood today is, of course, 670 00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:27,170 the Man-ny's on-set meltdown. 671 00:30:27,210 --> 00:30:28,970 Think about this, I'm like, you know, 672 00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:30,690 it's actually not the writer's fault 673 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:32,850 that this show is so awful. 674 00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:38,210 Wow. I actually kind of feel bad for Alan Thicke. 675 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,810 Yeah. 676 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,890 Rebecca's vitals are good. 677 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,890 She's gonna be asleep for a little while, 678 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:53,490 but she's doing fine. We're monitoring her closely. 679 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,370 Okay. 680 00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:59,330 We lost the third baby, Jack. 681 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:01,050 I'm-I'm very sorry. 682 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:03,770 The, uh... 683 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:07,450 second baby is a girl, very strong. 684 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,650 The third baby was a little boy, 685 00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:13,010 but the, uh, umbilical cord was cutting off his oxygen. 686 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,530 He was stillborn. Nothing anybody could've done. 687 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:22,170 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not processing anything. 688 00:31:22,170 --> 00:31:23,810 My wife? 689 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:25,090 Is fine. 690 00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:27,930 And she'll be awake pretty soon. 691 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:31,170 You have two beautiful, healthy children, Jack. 692 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:34,050 Boy and a girl. 693 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,530 But we did lose the third child. 694 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:52,090 I need to be with my wife. 695 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:53,250 And you will be. 696 00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:55,170 But she needs to sleep now. 697 00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,890 But soon. You just sit down. 698 00:31:56,930 --> 00:31:58,410 Sit. Sit. 699 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:05,570 Okay if I keep you company a second? 700 00:32:06,770 --> 00:32:08,250 Yeah. 701 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,970 Okay if I... 702 00:32:17,010 --> 00:32:20,370 try and say something meaningful? 703 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:21,770 Yeah. 704 00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,770 I lost my wife last year. 705 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:28,250 Cancer. 706 00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:32,330 That's the reason I still work so much at my age. 707 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:35,570 Just... trying to pass the time. 708 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:41,010 We were married 53 years. 709 00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:46,290 Five children, 11 grandkids. 710 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:52,410 But we lost our very first child during the delivery. 711 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:57,490 The reason I went into this field, truth be told... 712 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:02,730 ...I have spent five decades delivering babies. 713 00:33:02,770 --> 00:33:04,930 More babies than I can count. 714 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:11,090 But there is not a single day that goes by 715 00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:14,890 that I don't think of the child I lost. 716 00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:17,650 And I'm an old man now. 717 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,810 I like to think that because of the child that I lost, 718 00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:30,250 because of the path that... 719 00:33:30,290 --> 00:33:32,570 that he sent me on, 720 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:35,250 that I have saved countless other babies. 721 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:36,770 Yeah. 722 00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:42,490 I like to think that maybe one day 723 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:45,330 you'll be an old man like me... 724 00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:51,330 ...talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 725 00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:53,170 how you... 726 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:58,130 took the sourest lemon that life has to offer... 727 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,330 and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 728 00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:06,010 If you can do that, then you will still be... 729 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:09,210 taking three babies home from this hospital. 730 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,090 Just... 731 00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:14,610 maybe not the way you planned. 732 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:21,010 I don't know if that was meaningful or senile, 733 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:23,730 but I thought it ought to be said. 734 00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:30,330 Your wife'll still be asleep for a little while. 735 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,010 Go see your babies. 736 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:38,010 They're excited to meet their father. 737 00:34:41,090 --> 00:34:43,570 I think maybe they got a good one. 738 00:34:54,930 --> 00:34:57,610 Sorry. Just had to put the girls down. 739 00:34:59,410 --> 00:35:00,490 These people, they're your... 740 00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:01,890 My parents. 741 00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:04,010 Well, my adopted. 742 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:06,530 They're my parents. 743 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,370 You've been with them your whole life? 744 00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:10,250 From the start. 745 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:12,850 A fireman found me. 746 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:16,370 He took me to the hospital, and they were there. 747 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:19,490 They said it felt meant to be. 748 00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:22,130 Just one of those lucky breaks, I guess. 749 00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:25,410 A fire station. 750 00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:28,050 Gee, what a thing to have done. 751 00:35:29,650 --> 00:35:31,730 - I should get going. - Maybe we could have you by 752 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,330 - every once... - No, I don't think that's necessary. 753 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:34,850 - It's no pressure. I just... - It's just that 754 00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:36,170 I'm... 755 00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:38,170 I'm dying, is all. 756 00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:40,890 You're sick? 757 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,250 Dying, not sick. 758 00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,450 Sick was months ago. 759 00:35:44,570 --> 00:35:47,450 I'm toward the end, fortunately. 760 00:35:50,890 --> 00:35:53,050 Uh... I don't know what to say. 761 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:54,410 No, there's nothing to be said. 762 00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:59,050 It was a kindness you've shown me, 763 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,530 letting me meet them. 764 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,530 Your dad must've been very proud of you. 765 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:34,170 I cannot believe that I'm drinking these calories. 766 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,810 Since I just torpedoed my career, 767 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,170 I think you can afford an extra, 768 00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:39,650 you know, 100 calories or whatever. 769 00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:41,330 - 150. - It's 150. 770 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:48,250 What if I'm not better than The Man-ny? 771 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:52,010 What if I am exactly "Man-ny good"? 772 00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:58,850 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 773 00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:02,770 Broadway. 774 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,770 Can't sing. 775 00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:07,570 Porn. 776 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:09,370 Yeah, maybe. 777 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,370 I'm gonna get some more of this red. 778 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:17,010 I'm in so much trouble. 779 00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:18,930 I am screwed. 780 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,210 Listen, okay, Kevin... 781 00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:31,970 Do you remember what Dad used to say? 782 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:35,050 When something crappy would happen to us? 783 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:43,130 Whenever we'd get down, whenever we felt like life wasn't going our way? 784 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,170 Which one's yours? 785 00:37:45,210 --> 00:37:47,450 Um... those two. 786 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,210 Congrats! Twins. 787 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:51,170 Wow. 788 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:53,330 How about you? Which one's yours? 789 00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:54,930 None of 'em, actually. 790 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:57,170 Strangest damn thing. 791 00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,850 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 792 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:01,850 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here. 793 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:11,090 Smoke? 794 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:12,930 No. Thank you. 795 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:21,810 Life's strange. 796 00:38:21,930 --> 00:38:23,570 Congratulations. 797 00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:25,970 Thank you. 798 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,090 Come on, Kev. 799 00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:44,530 You remember. 800 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:45,770 What did he say? 801 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,250 About the lemons? 802 00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:48,690 Hmm? 803 00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:49,930 "There's no lemon 804 00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:51,890 "...so sour... 805 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:55,730 ...that you can't make something resembling lemonade." 806 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,810 _ 807 00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:42,930 Good. 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