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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer and a modem
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can have access to every grant
offered worldwide.
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As the kids like to say, ka-ching!
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That's the sound of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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- that she is hiding from everybody.
- Really?
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And he might be married.
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Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out in their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today is Sheldon's big
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database launch party,
so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have any understanding
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of what this data thing is?
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Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can eat.
I'm too excited.
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- I know. We all are.
- What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you coming to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a gift,
it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna happen
at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to UseNet
that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling that a party? Bold.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
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We still haven't settled on a name.
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Well, I was thinking maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper. That is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last name's
gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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- Yeah, but I'm the dad.
- So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right.
Let's not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Please don't have a giant head!
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car seat,
we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got the one thing.
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know
you were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped by
to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery man.
And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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... fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing. He probably just wants
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to gossip about some church drama.
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So here's your check. Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me. I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you, that first ride home
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from the hospital with
the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank with a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about
that spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were interested
in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales.
I know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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- No.
- Is your mom there?
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- No.
- Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke. I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to go to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but you'll
never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much longer I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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- Does it hurt bad?
- Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get placenta on my hands.
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What?
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen you
around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty busy
trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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You know.
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Not as good as they were
when you were there.
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Well, that's nice of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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I'm sure you'll pull through.
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Yeah, actually, I got another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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- but I'd miss the kids...
- Mm.
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...and, you know, the friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know. Pick a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I meant.
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be on my feet.
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The doctor said this could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else I can call for you?
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- Maybe your mom?
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Maybe after they give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep trying the Coopers.
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You know, in a way, you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does not
involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than half an inch".
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Okay.
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Well, that's more than half an inch.
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Aw, come on.
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten it up
for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Move to your left ♪
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will be out of sight ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this before.
How long does it take?
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Depends. With Billy, it was days.
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Well, he always has been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late? Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're the first one here.
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Actually, I was the first one here
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and I'd like to be
the first one to leave.
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So who's back there with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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- Where the hell's Georgie?
- We can't find him.
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What about Mary? Ain't
she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay. Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last time we were here?
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You mean the night
you gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
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I did not give you a heart attack.
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- You gave me something.
- Well...
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Oh, hey, Mary.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. What's going on with you?
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- Who's with Mandy?
- The doctor.
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What are you two doing out here?
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Waiting on you. Where have you been?
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I was at lunch.
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Hey.
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I hear we're having a baby.
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What? Did I miss it?
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Where is my dad?
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I ask that question a lot.
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He's not usually late.
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My mom's picking me up,
but she's always late.
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Hey. Maybe they're together.
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Why would they be together?
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They could be having
another secret meeting
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in the chicken coop.
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He's probably running late at practice.
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Okay.
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- I'm sure they're not together.
- Okay.
265
00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:50,126
- I mean it.
- Okay.
266
00:11:50,131 --> 00:11:51,476
Shut up, Billy.
267
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:52,816
Okay.
268
00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:56,151
- What is he doing here?
- He's a pastor,
269
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:57,461
and he wanted to be here.
270
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,511
I mean what is he doing here with you?
271
00:11:59,516 --> 00:12:02,341
He asked me for some advice,
so we had lunch.
272
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,311
So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
273
00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:06,081
Are you accusing me of something?
274
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:07,412
Is there something to accuse you of?
275
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,801
Hey, today's the day of miracles.
276
00:12:09,806 --> 00:12:11,122
Do you really want to be fighting?
277
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:12,681
Stay out of this.
278
00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:14,421
We didn't do anything wrong.
279
00:12:14,426 --> 00:12:16,001
I think I'm gonna head out.
280
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:17,511
No, he's staying, you're staying.
281
00:12:17,516 --> 00:12:18,611
What does that mean?
282
00:12:18,616 --> 00:12:19,766
Nothing, just...
283
00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:21,736
Nothing.
284
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:25,081
What's going on with you two?
285
00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:27,781
What's going on with you two?
286
00:12:27,786 --> 00:12:30,876
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
287
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,176
Don't be shy, folks.
288
00:12:42,006 --> 00:12:44,071
You have nine new messages.
289
00:13:01,766 --> 00:13:04,441
Connie? What are you doing here?
290
00:13:05,246 --> 00:13:06,661
I'm having a baby.
291
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,271
Oh. It's happening?
292
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:11,231
Kinda. Why are you here?
293
00:13:11,236 --> 00:13:15,541
Uh, I-I had a medical thing.
It-It's been handled.
294
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:16,902
Here, let me help you to your room.
295
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:19,191
- What kind of thing?
- Just a thing.
296
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:20,501
It's been tended to.
297
00:13:20,506 --> 00:13:22,281
How-how far apart are your contractions?
298
00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,171
Connie, what's going on?
299
00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:25,631
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
300
00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:27,771
It's embarrassing, but here we are.
301
00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:30,311
Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
302
00:13:30,816 --> 00:13:31,876
Happy?
303
00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:36,861
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
304
00:13:36,866 --> 00:13:39,041
and the doctors think it could be
another few hours.
305
00:13:39,046 --> 00:13:40,136
Well...
306
00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,501
Good.
307
00:13:44,506 --> 00:13:46,581
- Walk slow.
- Oh, okay.
308
00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:49,741
So, how often are you taking
my wife out to lunch?
309
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,101
It was just lunch.
He didn't take me out.
310
00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:55,681
So, who's going to drive me?
'Cause time's a-tickin'.
311
00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:58,161
- Sheldon, not now.
- G-Go check on Mandy.
312
00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,761
- But...
- Sheldon, go!
313
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,791
You are being ridiculous.
314
00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:05,021
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
315
00:14:05,026 --> 00:14:07,281
So do I. And when I walked in,
316
00:14:07,286 --> 00:14:09,251
you and Brenda were acting weird.
317
00:14:09,256 --> 00:14:10,361
What is that about?
318
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,841
Nothing. It's about nothing.
319
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:13,711
Yeah, it's nothing.
320
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:16,821
Is my husband your mystery man?
321
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:19,751
- No.
- She's dating someone else.
322
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:21,761
- How do you know that?
- She told me.
323
00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:24,781
Why are you talking to my husband
324
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:26,261
about your love life?
325
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,351
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
326
00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:29,781
about throwing stones,
327
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,661
'cause I've seen your glass house.
328
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:32,921
What does that mean?
329
00:14:32,926 --> 00:14:35,556
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
330
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,061
- Really?
- What the hell do you mean, "really"?
331
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:41,181
What's going on? Where's Mandy?
332
00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:44,231
Uh, she's fine. She's in her room.
333
00:14:44,236 --> 00:14:46,151
So she's having a baby by herself
334
00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:47,581
while you're all out here?
335
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,301
No, Sheldon's with her.
336
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,076
Unbelievable.
337
00:14:54,256 --> 00:14:55,721
George, Mary.
338
00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,471
- Jim.
- It's nice to see you.
339
00:14:57,476 --> 00:14:59,001
Hey, how are you? My name's...
340
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,316
- Jim!
- Gotta go.
341
00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:09,176
Can't believe this.
342
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,181
- Where you going?
- Home.
343
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:15,191
They clearly forgot about us.
344
00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:18,701
This sucks.
345
00:15:18,706 --> 00:15:20,141
Do you think my mom and your dad
346
00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:21,771
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
347
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:22,781
No.
348
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,841
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
349
00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:27,491
It's not gonna happen.
350
00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:30,451
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
were brother and sister,
351
00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:31,596
and they still kissed.
352
00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:34,346
I didn't write it.
353
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,831
Excuse me, does that computer
have a modem?
354
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:39,836
A what?
355
00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:42,341
A modem. It's how you access
the World Wide Web.
356
00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:43,641
The what?
357
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:45,171
It's when your computer wants
358
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:46,471
to talk to another computer,
359
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:49,316
and it goes...
360
00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,371
You mean a fax machine.
361
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,176
It's like I'm from the future.
362
00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:07,871
What are you doing out here?
363
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:10,021
I heard Mandy was having the baby.
364
00:16:11,026 --> 00:16:13,321
Yes, but that happens inside.
365
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,526
I know.
366
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,611
Aren't you going in?
367
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:19,861
I can't.
368
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:21,801
Oh, these doors are automated.
369
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,491
You just walk towards
them and they open.
370
00:16:23,496 --> 00:16:25,191
I can't be a dad.
371
00:16:25,196 --> 00:16:27,241
I couldn't even install a car seat.
372
00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,256
Great. You can drive me
to my launch party.
373
00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:35,261
You're doing great, sweetie.
374
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,431
Didn't work 30 years ago,
doesn't work now.
375
00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:39,671
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
376
00:16:39,676 --> 00:16:40,831
Please stay.
377
00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:42,961
Hey.
378
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:45,221
- Oh, how we doing?
- I'm all right.
379
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:47,661
Are you all right?
380
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,011
I'm fine. Just fine.
381
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,741
Fine? Looked like your husband was gonna
382
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,761
- punch out that guy in the waiting room.
- What happened?
383
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,281
When did you get here?
384
00:16:56,286 --> 00:16:57,501
Earlier.
385
00:16:57,506 --> 00:17:00,521
So, who did George almost punch?
386
00:17:00,526 --> 00:17:02,561
Some little fella with a mustache.
387
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:06,771
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
388
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,031
What did I just tell you?
389
00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:09,811
I don't know what else to say.
390
00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:11,996
Thank you for doing this.
391
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:13,961
Mm-hmm.
392
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,471
You know, you wait and
you wait and you wait,
393
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:18,032
and you think the day's
never gonna come,
394
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,481
- and then pow, it's here.
- I know.
395
00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:22,221
Everyone thought I was too young,
396
00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:25,136
that I wouldn't see it through,
but here I am.
397
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,791
To think I almost missed it.
398
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,926
I would have regretted that
for the rest of my life.
399
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:39,321
Why are we turning around?
400
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,351
Hey.
401
00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:46,781
What's going on with you two?
402
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:48,071
- Nothing.
- We're fine.
403
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:49,472
You know what, if you're gonna fight,
404
00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:50,521
can you do it out loud?
405
00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:51,932
'Cause I could really use
the distraction.
406
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,986
No one's fighting.
407
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,821
Where is that big needle?
I was promised a big needle.
408
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,281
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
409
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:02,106
I'll go in the delivery room with you.
410
00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:05,771
Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
411
00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:08,221
I'm not gonna be sitting
down anytime soon.
412
00:18:08,226 --> 00:18:09,701
Georgie will be here.
413
00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,971
If he were gonna be here, he'd be here.
414
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,921
But honestly, who's surprised?
415
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,901
Well, I'm a little surprised.
416
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,251
Jim, not now.
417
00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:20,081
All right, well, I can
have my own opinion.
418
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,356
I think he's a good kid.
419
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:23,661
You never take my side.
420
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,111
Are you kidding me?!
421
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:28,241
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
422
00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:30,681
So you're just, you're just
okay with all of this?
423
00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:33,801
My daughter is having
a baby. I'm thrilled.
424
00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:36,291
Aw, Dad.
425
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:39,811
Sorry I'm late.
426
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:41,581
Oh, no, no, no. You're right on time.
427
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,616
Told you.
428
00:18:43,036 --> 00:18:45,811
You are completely late, but
I'm really glad you're here.
429
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,551
Do you want all these people around?
430
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:49,701
- No!
- All right, everybody out.
431
00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:51,081
- But...
- Out.
432
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,041
Uh, we'll be in the waiting
room if you need us.
433
00:18:53,046 --> 00:18:55,361
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
434
00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:56,566
I plan to.
435
00:18:58,436 --> 00:19:01,071
- How you doing?
- Where were you?
436
00:19:01,076 --> 00:19:03,571
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
437
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,751
and I didn't hear the phone.
438
00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:06,921
It's okay, you made it.
439
00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:09,281
- Did you get it installed?
- Sheldon did.
440
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:11,661
Turns out, it takes a genius.
441
00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:21,627
Mom, sit.
442
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,712
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
443
00:19:25,912 --> 00:19:26,982
She's here.
444
00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:30,892
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
445
00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:36,522
Oh, what's her name?
446
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:39,137
Constance.
447
00:19:39,142 --> 00:19:40,237
Oh...
448
00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:44,187
Yes. Thank you.
449
00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:46,897
Is there a middle name?
450
00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:48,967
We're still working on it.
451
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:50,487
Can we see her?
452
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:51,788
Well, they're sleeping right now,
453
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,108
but I'll let y'all know when they're up.
454
00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:55,147
Well, we're gonna be right here.
455
00:19:56,852 --> 00:19:58,717
So you're a grandma.
456
00:19:58,722 --> 00:20:01,027
I know.
457
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:04,472
Let's get you some tissue.
458
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:09,597
I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
459
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,437
Fine by me.
460
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,177
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
461
00:20:13,182 --> 00:20:15,197
We didn't get a single subscriber.
462
00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:18,212
My database is a complete failure.
463
00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:23,347
I know, I'm upset, too.
464
00:20:24,052 --> 00:20:25,122
Where's Missy?
465
00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:41,572
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