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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We're separated.
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- Sign the divorce papers.
- [GRUNTS]
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What's with the cold
shoulder? You seduced me.
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You almost die, and then
you ghost me for weeks.
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Nothing about any of that
makes any sense to me.
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Doesn't make any sense to me, either.
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I used to see a light in you.
All I see now is darkness.
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I just wanted to say thank you
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for saving my life.
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Take her gun.
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CHLOE: He saved my life.
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DAN: Chloe's fine.
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Luckily, Pierce was with her.
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But I wasn't.
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- Happy birthday, Detective.
- Beautiful.
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- What is it?
- It's the bullet.
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From when you shot me.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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LUCIFER: Mm, this is a
new one on me, Detective.
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CHLOE: Mm, mm, well,
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there's a first time for everything.
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LUCIFER: Yes, but I've
heard it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even I have
the endurance for that.
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- CHLOE: Mm...
- BEATRICE: Don't worry, I'll help you.
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna leave
you both in the dust.
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[LAUGHS] Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow,
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shoe, ah...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to be the shot glass.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, that's a thimble.
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What? What? I want to conquer
real estate, not mend socks.
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- So then be the shoe.
- Please,
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I am not a shoe.
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Clearly I'm a top hat,
so come on, hand it over.
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Want it? It's gonna cost you.
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Oh, well, name your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow, she slammed you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪
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- ♪ With a total female population ♪
- [ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES]
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♪ I can deal with that situation ♪
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♪ I don't care about my reputation ♪
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♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪
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♪ With a total female population ♪
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♪ I can deal with that sit... ♪
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[MUSIC OFF]
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Imagine my disappointment
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when I realized there
was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that Home Alone kid,
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but, obviously, you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear last
time I kicked you out?
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Oh, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why I
came to look in on you.
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- [DRINK POURING]
- You see, we need the most love
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when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, Brother, but
I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty from naked strangers.
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And speaking of, I'm spent.
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So, if you don't mind...
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That's where you've been, then,
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having sex with the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, Brother,
wine, women and song.
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Just, come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Well, it turns out
"Bruce Lee mid-fly kick"
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wasn't in the artist's repertoire.
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[AMENADIEL LAUGHING]
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the detective's offspring.
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So that's who you were with...
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Chloe and Trixie.
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Well, so much for wine, women and song.
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Technically, all of those
things were represented,
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when you count the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with...
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with enjoying a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares
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how you spend your nights?
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Um, everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle
gives regular people
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something to aspire
to... I provide hope.
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I see. And how does
Linda feel about this
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little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taken some time off
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to deal with a death
in the family, so...
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes, excellent idea. You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking this new you.
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Boring suits you, Brother.
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
- LUCIFER: Now, this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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- We don't know anything about her.
- Oh, don't we?
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Generic artwork, dull clothes,
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beige furniture.
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I mean, even her fruit
bowl's so tragically safe...
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No mangoes, no papayas.
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Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones, 29.
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She's a computer engineer.
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We ran a full background check,
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but we couldn't find
anything noteworthy.
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A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in a better place now.
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LUCIFER: Well, even if
she's in the worst place,
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it'd be far more interesting than this,
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because this poor
lady, definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's talking about?
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Oh, the other night we played Monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, BABFT.
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Hmm?
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Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we are looking for
something small and compact.
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Surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita.
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I wish Amenadiel were
here so he could see
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what boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that he
said I've become boring?
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It's absurd.
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DAN: Oh, I don't know.
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Monopoly doesn't really
sound like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say, you have become a bit
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more normal.
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- How dare you.
- Crazy idea.
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Let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime-scene selfies? Really?
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ELLA: Classy move.
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And that is Esther,
our victim's roommate.
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She found the body when
she came home from partying.
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Well, what's such a
dynamic young lady doing
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living with a... Kim?
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Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized.
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- I'll go comfort her.
- Uh-huh.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Hel...
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No photos at a crime scene.
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Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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[CHUCKLES] Don't let the
boring detective spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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DAN: Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed
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to be a cop.
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So, I take it that
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you aren't close with your roommate?
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No, I don't spend much time here.
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Obviously. Besides, me and Kim,
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totally different squads.
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Kim followed more
people than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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#Shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well, there was no break-in,
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there was no struggle,
which likely means
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that Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent breakup, a fight?
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She did get into a yelling match
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- on the phone last night
- Oh.
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but I assume that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that's the poor dear's
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closest relationship?
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What time was the... the argument?
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I'll tell you
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if you hand me my phone back.
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I was getting ready to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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There: Kombucha Martini. 10:39 p.m.
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All right, I'll trace Kim's
phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
that I'm totes helping
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a police investigation?
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Absolutely.
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Do you mind tagging me?
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♪ ♪
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CHLOE: Ella traced Kim's
call to this business.
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Top Meet. Interesting
name for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app for
L.A.'s most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need to get recommended
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and meet a bunch of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Well, then, why would our victim
be arguing with someone here?
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I mean, this is clearly a
place for top hats, like us.
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Please, I would never get
into something like this.
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Eh, you're right. What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting for
you, Detective... I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh, kindred souls.
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This interesting young fellow
and I, wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more interesting than you.
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Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly.
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- Eh...
- Can I help you?
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Oh.
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Mack Slater. I'm the CEO.
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If you are here for
the selection interview,
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I'll spare you. I created Top Meet
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for people exactly like you.
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Oh, well, thank you very much.
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I'm actually... I was
talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there, Big Mack.
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We're here for a different
kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone in this building.
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- A homicide detective, huh?
- [PHONE RINGS]
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you.
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Just found out who our victim
was fighting with... you.
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Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed.
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If you didn't know her, then
how did you fight with her?
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'Cause she was nuts.
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I'm confused, you just
said you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on Top Meet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
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and then they get pissed about it.
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Problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then, uh, she hacked
her way onto my app,
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and then our users
complained, of course.
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Because nobody joins Top
Meet to hook up with some...
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random nobody, and so
we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that when she got angry
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and called to complain?
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[LAUGHS] No, it was more
like she went psycho.
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Ah, well, boring people never
like to be told they're dull.
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Right, Detective?
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What did you do after the call?
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I stayed here, I worked late.
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We've been busy as hell these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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Well, I'd like to talk to anyone
who can corroborate your alibi.
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Also, I'll need a list
of any of the users
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that complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
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our entire business model is based off
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our ironclad privacy protocols.
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Fine, I'll just get a warrant.
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Good luck with that.
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00:09:11,599 --> 00:09:13,299
I mean, how long did it take the FBI
256
00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:14,667
to hack one cell phone?
257
00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:22,374
Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it.
258
00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:24,977
You got it, Chloe. Ah!
259
00:09:24,979 --> 00:09:26,679
CHARLOTTE: Hello, Ms. Lopez.
260
00:09:26,681 --> 00:09:30,483
I wanted to ask you something.
261
00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:34,220
You know this darkness
that you say you see in me?
262
00:09:34,222 --> 00:09:36,522
- Mm-hmm.
- I've been trying to address it,
263
00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:38,582
and, uh, details would help.
264
00:09:38,585 --> 00:09:41,727
So, where do you see it, exactly?
265
00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,329
How? When?
266
00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:45,297
Like, now.
267
00:09:45,299 --> 00:09:46,999
Right about there.
268
00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,335
Oh.
269
00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:51,103
Hmm.
270
00:09:51,105 --> 00:09:52,438
Little better?
271
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,873
But you know, still,
272
00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,941
you don't exactly scream
rainbows and sunshine,
273
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,152
even when you're not
wielding murder weapons.
274
00:09:58,155 --> 00:10:00,513
Well, for the record,
I wouldn't stab you,
275
00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:02,848
not here, with all these cops around.
276
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,687
Oh, come on, that was funny.
277
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,725
Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny.
278
00:10:09,728 --> 00:10:11,293
Also dark.
279
00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:12,958
Right. Fair point.
280
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,794
But it's cool.
281
00:10:14,796 --> 00:10:17,210
You know, being dark.
282
00:10:17,213 --> 00:10:19,064
To each their own, you know?
283
00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:21,400
Wow, you really have this
"being good" thing down.
284
00:10:21,402 --> 00:10:22,768
Huh?
285
00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:26,305
You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
286
00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:27,569
To where?
287
00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:30,843
Somewhere other than Hell.
288
00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:33,412
See, I've, um, I've learned
289
00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:36,882
that there are
consequences to my darkness.
290
00:10:36,884 --> 00:10:40,052
Really permanent ones, as it turns out.
291
00:10:40,054 --> 00:10:43,522
And I was thinking you
could help me avoid them?
292
00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:44,590
No way, José.
293
00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:47,733
I mean, I wish I could help you, I do,
294
00:10:47,736 --> 00:10:49,829
but I'm so busy.
295
00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,507
- With what?
- You know.
296
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,899
Cases, forensic stuff.
297
00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:56,235
The lieutenant won't be
back from medical leave
298
00:10:56,237 --> 00:10:59,371
until next week, so it's,
like, cray-cray up in here.
299
00:11:00,308 --> 00:11:01,882
ELLA: Oh, hey, Dan.
300
00:11:01,885 --> 00:11:04,109
I bet you need me to
go do that thing, huh?
301
00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,345
That super urgent forensic thing.
302
00:11:06,347 --> 00:11:07,646
Yeah, yeah. See?
303
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:10,349
Cray-cray.
304
00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:13,319
Well...
305
00:11:13,321 --> 00:11:14,620
I'm just gonna...
306
00:11:14,622 --> 00:11:16,255
- I was...
- Yeah.
307
00:11:16,257 --> 00:11:18,424
Bye.
308
00:11:18,426 --> 00:11:20,793
[GRUNTS] Excuse me.
309
00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:23,168
LINDA: You know, you're exposing yourself
310
00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:25,064
to dreadful consequences.
311
00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:26,832
And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews,
312
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,334
I'm talking Hell.
313
00:11:28,336 --> 00:11:30,169
Turns out: real.
314
00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:31,370
[LAUGHING]: I know.
315
00:11:31,372 --> 00:11:32,805
I know, right?
316
00:11:32,807 --> 00:11:34,240
Shocker to me, too.
317
00:11:34,242 --> 00:11:38,319
But not as much as your dancing
queen candle arrangements!
318
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,555
Hey,
319
00:11:39,558 --> 00:11:40,590
Linda.
320
00:11:40,593 --> 00:11:42,982
- Is everything okay?
- Amenadiel, hi.
321
00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:44,416
I'm so glad you're here.
322
00:11:44,418 --> 00:11:46,452
I'm trying to plan my
ex-husband's memorial,
323
00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,321
and I could really use another opinion.
324
00:11:49,323 --> 00:11:52,625
Um, okay. So, which
one do you like best?
325
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:54,755
Just, knee-jerk reaction.
326
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:55,918
Go.
327
00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:57,529
That one?
328
00:11:57,531 --> 00:12:01,367
Really? You don't think it's too ornate?
329
00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:02,324
That one.
330
00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:03,335
You're right.
331
00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:05,804
This one's simple, yet elegant.
332
00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:07,840
See, you're just the insight I needed.
333
00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:09,074
Busy tomorrow?
334
00:12:11,145 --> 00:12:13,779
LUCIFER: That looks absolutely nothing
335
00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:15,280
like our victim.
336
00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:16,715
Take note, Daniel. These filters
337
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,270
could be the answer
to your dating drought.
338
00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:19,451
ELLA: Or not... I mean,
339
00:12:19,453 --> 00:12:20,853
Kim only got one match.
340
00:12:20,855 --> 00:12:22,187
What... really?
341
00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,756
After all the effort
our shoe went through
342
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,024
to make herself look like a top hat,
343
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:26,825
she only got the
interest of one gentleman?
344
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,937
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
345
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,497
Yep. Username, FOREVER29.
346
00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:32,731
The app arranged a date for them,
347
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,396
and based on their likes and locations,
348
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:36,332
it suggested a sushi place on Melrose.
349
00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:39,059
Even made a reservation for
them for the night of the murder.
350
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,316
CHLOE: This guy's using the app
351
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,508
as a hunting ground; he could
be targeting somebody right now.
352
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:43,676
We got to find him.
353
00:12:43,678 --> 00:12:45,663
Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D.
354
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,379
Yeah. Tech team hasn't
been able to crack
355
00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:48,647
Top Meet's security algo.
356
00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:51,824
Which means Kim had mad hacking skills.
357
00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,953
So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic
358
00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,688
and run it through facial recognition?
359
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:58,456
Yeah, I know, I thought
about that, but...
360
00:12:58,459 --> 00:12:59,892
LUCIFER: Partial profiles pics.
361
00:12:59,894 --> 00:13:01,794
Such a telltale sign
of low self-esteem.
362
00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:03,262
Or our guy's keeping his profile secret
363
00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:04,530
because he's the killer.
364
00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,565
ELLA: Wait a minute, there
is some good news, you guys.
365
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:09,368
He used the app to RSVP
for a mixer at Top Meet.
366
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:10,436
It's happening tonight.
367
00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:11,937
Okay. We got to get to this party.
368
00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:14,073
Use what we know about
FOREVER29 and single him out.
369
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,366
LUCIFER: Okay, fine. I'll go.
370
00:13:15,369 --> 00:13:17,376
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
371
00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:19,511
I think I'm our one shot
to catching the killer.
372
00:13:19,513 --> 00:13:20,846
Lucifer, we're looking for a guy.
373
00:13:20,848 --> 00:13:21,714
Your point?
374
00:13:21,716 --> 00:13:22,548
DAN: Uh...
375
00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,216
He's a dude. And he's straight.
376
00:13:24,218 --> 00:13:25,851
That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
377
00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:28,220
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me The Skillet.
378
00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:29,621
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
379
00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,265
We need a woman, so I'll go.
380
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:34,560
What? You, Detective?
Socialize and flirt? Come on.
381
00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:37,763
Yeah, but for the
investigation, I can sacrifice.
382
00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:40,366
Can't be that hard being
frivolous and shallow.
383
00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:42,434
I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.
384
00:13:42,436 --> 00:13:44,603
What, you want to become
a female version of me?
385
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:45,871
Okay.
386
00:13:45,873 --> 00:13:47,106
I'll gladly train you.
387
00:13:47,108 --> 00:13:49,408
Chloe does Lucifer?
388
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:50,909
I wouldn't exactly word it that way...
389
00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,445
Get ready to go full me, Detective.
390
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,508
LUCIFER: Oh, the Paris
shows were glorious.
391
00:14:02,511 --> 00:14:03,877
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
392
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,012
How was your weekend?
393
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,812
CHLOE: Uh, awesome. Great.
394
00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:09,316
Uh, Saturday, went
camping with my daughter.
395
00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:11,852
And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run.
396
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:15,022
[LAUGHS] There's, like,
300 hot dogs in my freezer.
397
00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:17,724
Oh, really? That is so interest...
398
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,893
Oh, dear. Look what you
did to poor Giancarlo.
399
00:14:19,895 --> 00:14:21,662
Dead from boredom.
400
00:14:21,665 --> 00:14:23,630
Now, look, you're going
to this Top Meet mixer
401
00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:24,709
to hunt down a killer,
402
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:26,633
not to talk about your
hunt for bulk food bargains.
403
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:27,725
Okay.
404
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,889
Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
405
00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:32,472
Okay, let's get the
terminology straight.
406
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:33,640
Not "fancy-schmancy."
407
00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:34,850
Sophisticated.
408
00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:36,143
Oh, whatever.
409
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:38,345
Why don't you just give me some tips
410
00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,171
on how to blend in
with that crowd. Okay?
411
00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:42,237
You think being as fascinating as I am
412
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,521
can be boiled down to a few tips?
413
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,786
This is not paint by numbers.
414
00:14:46,789 --> 00:14:48,467
Goodness me, I need a drink.
415
00:14:49,892 --> 00:14:51,425
Oh. Thank you.
416
00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:54,081
- I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me.
- Mm. Mm!
417
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:56,803
Yes, definitely, no
mention of the child.
418
00:14:56,806 --> 00:14:57,678
Ugh.
419
00:14:57,681 --> 00:14:58,998
And enough with the tips.
420
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,800
Why don't we do a
little role-play, hmm?
421
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,970
- Okay.
- You be a randy single man,
422
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:04,104
I'll be...
423
00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:05,850
I'll be the new you.
424
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:08,174
Okay, I've never once done that.
425
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,709
LUCIFER: My point exactly.
426
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:11,945
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
427
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,162
Gosh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
428
00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:20,787
[SIGHS]
429
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,332
Oh, crap.
430
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,700
[MOUTHING]
431
00:15:33,702 --> 00:15:36,103
[PANTING]
432
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,006
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
433
00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:40,574
[GRUNTS]
434
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,752
Oh.
435
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,388
Need some help there, sir?
436
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:55,922
There you go.
437
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,654
[EXHALES]
438
00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:04,564
Good news, Ella.
439
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,167
I've been admitted to the
Forensic Shadow Program.
440
00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:08,451
What is that?
441
00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:09,670
A mentorship program.
442
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:11,571
Which means I will be your student.
443
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:13,707
I am going to stick to you like glue,
444
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,777
so I can learn how to
be good... at forensics.
445
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,578
Stuff comes up constantly in court.
446
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:21,014
- That's great.
- UNI: Hold it, please!
447
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,129
[PANTING]
448
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,541
Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
449
00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:26,811
I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa?
450
00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:41,832
My, my.
451
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,234
Detective.
452
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,604
You look...
453
00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:46,373
Like a female Lucifer?
454
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,874
Well, that's what I was going for.
455
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,076
[CHUCKLES] Well,
456
00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:51,845
close enough, but you're
going to need this.
457
00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:54,941
Do I really need to wear an ear bug?
458
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,009
Absolutely.
459
00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:57,325
From what we know about our killer,
460
00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:59,060
blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing
461
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:01,364
and splooshing, I'd say you're
a bit out of your comfort zone,
462
00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:03,934
so you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's A game.
463
00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:05,169
You mean your A game.
464
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:06,639
Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it,
465
00:17:06,641 --> 00:17:08,509
do you need a refresher on
"splooshing"? It's very simple.
466
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,464
- You just cover yourself in...
- No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good.
467
00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:11,861
But... oh.
468
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,889
Except for...
469
00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,302
What, you don't want to wear it?
470
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:16,436
It's not...
471
00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,038
really Lucinda's style.
472
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,142
Right.
473
00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,290
Oh.
474
00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:26,671
Okay.
475
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:27,940
There.
476
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:29,108
I'm ready.
477
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,876
Yes, you are.
478
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,411
Good luck.
479
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,280
Thank you.
480
00:17:34,282 --> 00:17:36,415
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
481
00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:44,824
♪ Everybody's singing the same song ♪
482
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,959
♪ It goes "tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
483
00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:48,576
♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight" ♪
484
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:49,995
♪ I never realized ♪
485
00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:52,164
♪ These artists thought
so much about dying... ♪
486
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:54,300
Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please.
487
00:17:54,302 --> 00:17:55,634
LUCIFER [OVER BUG]:
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
488
00:17:55,636 --> 00:17:57,736
Not beer. Prosecco.
489
00:17:57,738 --> 00:17:59,305
But I hate Prosecco.
490
00:17:59,307 --> 00:18:02,139
Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it.
491
00:18:02,142 --> 00:18:03,541
[LAUGHS] Beer.
492
00:18:03,544 --> 00:18:05,189
It's a good job I'm here.
493
00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:06,947
Yeah, man. Close call.
494
00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:13,018
[CLEARS THROAT]
495
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,048
Possible suspect, moving in.
496
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,889
LUCIFER: Right. Whatever he says to you,
497
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:18,023
just laugh.
498
00:18:18,025 --> 00:18:20,092
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
- Hey there.
499
00:18:20,094 --> 00:18:21,994
What's your name?
500
00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,929
[LAUGHS]
501
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,064
Lucinda.
502
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,532
- LUCIFER: No, no...
- [LAUGHS]
503
00:18:26,534 --> 00:18:28,868
Not like a demented witch on crack.
504
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,870
A deep, sultry laugh.
505
00:18:30,872 --> 00:18:34,540
[LAUGHS]
506
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,641
Ha, ha, ha.
507
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:36,842
Ha... I'm sorry.
508
00:18:36,844 --> 00:18:39,845
I think I may have had a
little too much Prosecco
509
00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:41,714
on an empty stomach.
510
00:18:41,716 --> 00:18:42,781
I should have had that sushi.
511
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:44,483
Did you try the sushi? Is it good?
512
00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:47,019
No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan.
513
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:48,031
Oh.
514
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:49,467
Anyway.
515
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,690
You might want to go
easy on the bubbles.
516
00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:54,159
Ah.
517
00:18:54,161 --> 00:18:55,227
[SIGHS]
518
00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:56,528
Smooth.
519
00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:58,170
Beginner's bad luck.
520
00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,906
Look, it's hard to do justice
521
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:02,123
to my captivating essence,
but she'll get the hang of it.
522
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,313
Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel.
523
00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,305
[QUIETLY]: Sorry.
524
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,547
- Hey.
- Hey.
525
00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:17,149
Hi.
526
00:19:17,151 --> 00:19:18,350
You're really tan.
527
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:19,985
Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
528
00:19:19,987 --> 00:19:22,288
Well, I'd sure like
to surf in your eyes.
529
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,689
LUCIFER: Ugh, dearie me.
530
00:19:23,691 --> 00:19:26,191
He's lucky it's not a
crime to be a cheeseball.
531
00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:27,927
Anyway, at least the ice is broken.
532
00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:29,903
Now, just make small talk.
533
00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:32,763
So I drove up to this meditation retreat
534
00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:34,066
in Big Sur last week.
535
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,200
No, no, no!
536
00:19:35,202 --> 00:19:36,268
PCH is closed.
537
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,436
Say you helicoptered...
538
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,270
Shush.
539
00:19:38,272 --> 00:19:39,972
Uh, excuse me?
540
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:42,141
Sploosh. I said "sploosh."
541
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:44,009
Are you into splooshing?
542
00:20:00,528 --> 00:20:01,860
[SIGHS]
543
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:04,863
Time to change tactics.
544
00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:06,432
You know what?
545
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,135
Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda.
546
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,206
I don't believe this.
547
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,236
Ditching protocol mid-sting?
548
00:20:16,239 --> 00:20:17,505
Who does that?
549
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,511
Maybe she'll do better on her own.
550
00:20:19,513 --> 00:20:20,779
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
551
00:20:20,781 --> 00:20:22,748
She'll flounder without
my expert guidance.
552
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,949
- Oh, yeah.
- Right.
553
00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,617
I'm clearly needed on the front lines.
554
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:28,094
You just stay here and
do what you do best.
555
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:30,456
Nada.
556
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,324
[SCOFFS]
557
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,662
CHLOE: Oh, I love traveling.
558
00:20:36,664 --> 00:20:37,896
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
559
00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:39,098
Any fun plans coming up?
560
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,734
Um, well, I...
561
00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:44,436
I was thinking of, uh,
maybe getting out of the city
562
00:20:44,438 --> 00:20:46,998
and taking my daughter camping.
563
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,161
Cool.
564
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,608
I-I love the outdoors.
565
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,967
- CHLOE: Oh.
- I'm a surfer.
566
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:52,431
CHLOE: Really?
567
00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:53,946
Goes well with camping.
568
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,814
I've always wanted to try surfing.
569
00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:56,949
- But I...
- You should...
570
00:20:57,852 --> 00:20:59,084
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
571
00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,319
This is Benji.
572
00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:01,787
CHLOE: He just had
573
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,222
four pieces of sashimi,
574
00:21:03,224 --> 00:21:04,857
and we just started
talking about surfing.
575
00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:06,810
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
576
00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:08,368
you put your mic back in immediately.
577
00:21:08,371 --> 00:21:10,076
We can't hear a thing in the truck.
578
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,779
You are being quite loud.
579
00:21:11,782 --> 00:21:13,294
[GROANS] Nice work.
580
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:15,901
LUCIFER: Bloody hell.
581
00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:17,427
WOMAN: Hey, there goes Benji!
582
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,963
MAN: Benji, over here!
583
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:21,590
Whoa. You have to save me from them.
584
00:21:21,593 --> 00:21:22,841
DAN: Uh, yeah.
585
00:21:22,843 --> 00:21:25,110
They're with me.
586
00:21:25,112 --> 00:21:26,578
Not bad for nada, huh?
587
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:27,484
[CHUCKLES]
588
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,881
Wait, she's a cop?
589
00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:30,282
Detective Decker, LAPD.
590
00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:31,984
We want to talk to you about a murder.
591
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,685
MAN: Benji, you're the best, bro!
592
00:21:33,687 --> 00:21:34,887
You're not paparazzi?
593
00:21:34,889 --> 00:21:36,488
What?
594
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:37,731
Oh, thank God.
595
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,984
I mean, the things Dad gets credit for.
596
00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:42,086
[MOUTHS]
597
00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:49,211
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
598
00:21:49,213 --> 00:21:51,714
Just the other night.
599
00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:54,775
Still can't believe
she's, uh... she's dead.
600
00:21:54,778 --> 00:21:56,051
Oh?
601
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,387
Did you think she'd
survive you murdering her?
602
00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,289
I told you, I'm innocent.
603
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,624
Well, you're an overpaid DJ,
604
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,392
so that's up for debate.
605
00:22:03,394 --> 00:22:06,095
It seems you were the last
person to see Kim alive.
606
00:22:06,097 --> 00:22:07,630
I couldn't have been.
607
00:22:07,632 --> 00:22:09,198
When I dropped her off after our date,
608
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,400
- her roommate was still there.
- How do you know that?
609
00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:13,102
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
610
00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:14,737
like Kim suggested.
611
00:22:14,739 --> 00:22:16,005
I was trying to avoid Esther.
612
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:17,573
What, kombucha martini girl?
613
00:22:17,575 --> 00:22:19,408
Do you know her roommate?
614
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:21,310
To the extent that you can know someone
615
00:22:21,312 --> 00:22:23,245
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
616
00:22:23,247 --> 00:22:24,613
- [SCOFFS]
- Yep, that's her.
617
00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:26,048
How did you two meet?
618
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:29,129
We matched on the Top
Meet app a few weeks ago.
619
00:22:29,132 --> 00:22:30,598
Went on two exhausting dates.
620
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,535
Then why go on the second date?
621
00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:35,357
Because I wanted to see Kim again.
622
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,027
I met her at the apartment
when I picked up Esther
623
00:22:38,029 --> 00:22:39,695
for our first date.
624
00:22:39,697 --> 00:22:41,825
She wasn't there the second time.
625
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,828
So you can imagine how stoked I was
626
00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:45,399
when she popped up on the Top Meet app.
627
00:22:45,402 --> 00:22:47,028
No. I can't, actually.
628
00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:50,004
You're saying that you used
a top hat to get to a shoe?
629
00:22:50,007 --> 00:22:51,707
He must be lying, Detective.
630
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,008
BENJI: I'm not lying.
631
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:55,267
I really liked Kim.
632
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:57,846
She was different than all
the other women on the app.
633
00:22:57,848 --> 00:22:59,181
What, different as in duller,
634
00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:01,033
more mundane and dressed for less?
635
00:23:01,036 --> 00:23:03,185
No, as in she didn't make me feel
636
00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:05,688
like I had to be on all the time.
637
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:08,739
With her, I could...
638
00:23:08,742 --> 00:23:10,475
I could just be myself.
639
00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:12,961
Interesting.
640
00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:15,773
Thanks.
641
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,466
[CLEARS THROAT]
642
00:23:18,469 --> 00:23:21,270
What if Esther found
out about Benji and Kim?
643
00:23:21,272 --> 00:23:22,981
Got jealous, lost control...
644
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:28,110
This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane?
645
00:23:28,112 --> 00:23:29,317
It's-it's ludicrous!
646
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,844
It's like me being
jealous of that paper clip.
647
00:23:31,847 --> 00:23:32,939
Or Daniel.
648
00:23:32,942 --> 00:23:34,917
I mean, not to mention
649
00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:37,700
Esther is far too busy
for murder, Detective.
650
00:23:37,703 --> 00:23:39,551
Look. She flew to Florence last week
651
00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:41,190
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato.
652
00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,858
She went on a plane to get ice cream?
653
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:45,094
Well, when you say it in
English, it sounds silly.
654
00:23:45,096 --> 00:23:47,863
Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie.
655
00:23:47,865 --> 00:23:50,566
[CHUCKLES] Bet you could bounce
a quarter off that derrière.
656
00:23:52,002 --> 00:23:53,635
Oh. Yeah...
657
00:23:54,939 --> 00:23:56,338
Wait, uh, go back.
658
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,392
- There.
- What?
659
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,340
Something small and compact
660
00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:02,180
and surprisingly heavy for its size.
661
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:03,916
Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita
662
00:24:03,919 --> 00:24:05,285
got to do with anything?
663
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,249
Look.
664
00:24:07,251 --> 00:24:08,434
The dumbbell.
665
00:24:08,437 --> 00:24:09,885
It wasn't at the crime scene.
666
00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,854
It matches the bruises on the victim,
667
00:24:11,856 --> 00:24:13,055
it's a weapon of convenience,
668
00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:14,890
and it fits the crime
of passion scenario.
669
00:24:14,892 --> 00:24:17,526
Doesn't mean Esther was
the one to wield it, though.
670
00:24:17,528 --> 00:24:19,595
If my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
671
00:24:19,597 --> 00:24:21,012
Trust me, Detective,
672
00:24:21,015 --> 00:24:23,382
there's no way that Esther
has ever used a weight...
673
00:24:23,385 --> 00:24:25,832
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derrière.
674
00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:37,312
[QUIETLY]: Oh, crap.
675
00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:53,462
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
676
00:24:53,464 --> 00:24:55,364
Don't be crazy.
677
00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:57,266
No. I just...
678
00:24:57,268 --> 00:25:01,046
you know, like my floors spotless.
679
00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:04,150
An evidence lab can never be too clean.
680
00:25:04,153 --> 00:25:08,410
And that is your Forensic
Lesson of the Day.
681
00:25:08,412 --> 00:25:09,611
More next week?
682
00:25:09,613 --> 00:25:11,853
Why don't you want to mentor me?
683
00:25:11,856 --> 00:25:14,090
It's not that I don't want to, okay?
684
00:25:14,093 --> 00:25:15,451
I just don't have the time.
685
00:25:15,453 --> 00:25:16,819
Well, I've been watching you.
686
00:25:16,821 --> 00:25:17,853
You have plenty of time.
687
00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:19,588
You just waste it chitchatting.
688
00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:21,595
You mean socializing?
689
00:25:21,598 --> 00:25:24,681
Connecting with people isn't a waste.
690
00:25:24,684 --> 00:25:26,161
Okay.
691
00:25:26,163 --> 00:25:29,264
Let's be honest here.
692
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:33,235
You don't really care about
anyone's kids or whatever.
693
00:25:33,237 --> 00:25:35,370
I mean, you're faking it, right?
694
00:25:35,372 --> 00:25:38,373
Just tell me, how do you keep
your eyes from glazing over?
695
00:25:39,944 --> 00:25:42,177
There is no Forensic
Shadow Program, is there?
696
00:25:43,581 --> 00:25:47,353
Even if I had been tempted to help...
697
00:25:47,356 --> 00:25:49,718
And I'm not saying that I had...
698
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,353
Now that I know you lied?
699
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:53,222
Poof!
700
00:25:53,224 --> 00:25:56,059
Temptation officially gone.
701
00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:00,596
♪ All right ♪
702
00:26:03,434 --> 00:26:05,543
♪ She said the ride is rough ♪
703
00:26:05,546 --> 00:26:09,649
♪ But love the way it rumbles ♪
704
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:10,754
♪ Mmm ♪
705
00:26:10,757 --> 00:26:12,674
♪ She said the ride is rough... ♪
706
00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,944
Okay, so I'm thinking:
big band over here
707
00:26:15,946 --> 00:26:19,548
and two long, two long
buffet tables over here...
708
00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:20,983
or should we do three?
709
00:26:20,985 --> 00:26:22,784
Well, it depends. How
many people are coming?
710
00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:24,219
Uh, just 350.
711
00:26:24,221 --> 00:26:26,555
350?
712
00:26:26,557 --> 00:26:28,023
Wow.
713
00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:30,554
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
714
00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:31,556
Of course I do!
715
00:26:31,559 --> 00:26:33,028
I'm heartbroken about his death.
716
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,830
Distraught, really.
717
00:26:34,832 --> 00:26:36,265
Can barely function.
718
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,735
Okay, okay.
719
00:26:39,737 --> 00:26:43,305
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
720
00:26:43,307 --> 00:26:44,540
I only feel terrible
721
00:26:44,542 --> 00:26:46,475
that I don't feel
terrible about his death.
722
00:26:46,477 --> 00:26:48,644
Okay, so all of this is just a...
723
00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:50,445
A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact
724
00:26:50,447 --> 00:26:55,050
that I can't stop thinking about me.
725
00:26:55,052 --> 00:26:57,452
Me, me.
726
00:26:57,454 --> 00:26:59,488
Me and my own brush with death.
727
00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:01,657
- I understand, Linda. I mean...
- How could you possibly understand
728
00:27:01,659 --> 00:27:03,426
what it's like to be rotisseried
729
00:27:03,429 --> 00:27:05,792
by the, by the goddess of all creation?
730
00:27:07,998 --> 00:27:10,299
Dealing with mortality
was so much easier
731
00:27:10,301 --> 00:27:13,135
when I was just another clueless idiot.
732
00:27:14,672 --> 00:27:19,074
Being a celestial
insider... really sucks.
733
00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,009
I used to walk around thinking
734
00:27:21,012 --> 00:27:24,279
maybe reincarnation was real.
735
00:27:24,281 --> 00:27:26,798
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
736
00:27:26,801 --> 00:27:30,418
but I could still wonder, still hope.
737
00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:35,757
What if I came back as
a chameleon or something?
738
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,994
Chameleons are cool.
739
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,283
But now I know that's never happening,
740
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:47,169
because I know, you know, everything,
741
00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:50,606
including where I'm headed
when... when this is over.
742
00:27:50,608 --> 00:27:52,279
And where is that?
743
00:27:52,282 --> 00:27:53,615
Where do you think?
744
00:27:55,895 --> 00:27:57,846
I wish I'd never met any of you.
745
00:28:07,007 --> 00:28:10,664
CHLOE: So we wanted to, uh, ask you
746
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:11,623
a few...
747
00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,593
Would you want to put on a shirt,
748
00:28:13,596 --> 00:28:16,837
or anything to cover... your body?
749
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,641
No. Why? Are you cold?
750
00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:21,175
Yes. Would you like
my jacket, Detective?
751
00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,660
No. I am great, thank you.
752
00:28:22,663 --> 00:28:23,845
Right.
753
00:28:23,847 --> 00:28:27,115
So, when was this photo taken?
754
00:28:27,117 --> 00:28:32,787
Uh, I took that on my
way to Tokyo, I think.
755
00:28:32,789 --> 00:28:34,053
Sorry.
756
00:28:34,056 --> 00:28:36,780
I travel so much, it's
hard to keep track.
757
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,859
It's actually something else
758
00:28:38,862 --> 00:28:40,295
that we're trying to track down.
759
00:28:40,298 --> 00:28:41,597
This pink dumbbell here?
760
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,097
It went missing the
night of Kim's murder.
761
00:28:43,099 --> 00:28:44,265
Any idea where it went?
762
00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:45,300
Nope.
763
00:28:45,302 --> 00:28:47,435
It's not mine. I don't work out.
764
00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:49,069
- Ah.
- Everything you see
765
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,038
- is God-given.
- LUCIFER: And they say that
766
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:52,577
Dad doesn't give with both hands.
767
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,875
So, the dumbbell.
768
00:28:53,877 --> 00:28:55,043
You're saying that's Kim's?
769
00:28:55,045 --> 00:28:56,377
Yeah. Poor thing
770
00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,379
tried so hard to be like me.
771
00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,069
So how did it feel when you realized
772
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,702
that Benji preferred Kim to you?
773
00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:03,583
Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky.
774
00:29:03,586 --> 00:29:05,286
Don't listen to the detective, darling.
775
00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:06,688
She's trying to trick you.
776
00:29:06,690 --> 00:29:08,089
You just look into my eyes
777
00:29:08,091 --> 00:29:10,625
so we can prove to her that she's wrong.
778
00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:13,227
Now, you're too sophisticated
779
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,702
to care about your boring
flatmate's trifles, aren't you?
780
00:29:15,705 --> 00:29:18,832
Tell me, what is it
that you really desire?
781
00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:21,135
I...
782
00:29:21,264 --> 00:29:23,425
I...
783
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,539
Yeah.
784
00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:26,574
Want to...
785
00:29:26,576 --> 00:29:29,544
stop posing and lying!
786
00:29:30,178 --> 00:29:31,879
It takes so much effort
787
00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:33,998
to make these pics look so effortless.
788
00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:35,300
It's exhausting!
789
00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:37,417
Well, so you're saying
it's just all a facade?
790
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,121
I don't even know what that word means!
791
00:29:40,123 --> 00:29:42,092
I'm not worldly at all!
792
00:29:45,662 --> 00:29:47,733
#Barbados?
793
00:29:47,736 --> 00:29:48,835
More like
794
00:29:48,838 --> 00:29:50,565
#Bogus.
795
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,666
The most exotic place
796
00:29:51,668 --> 00:29:53,501
I've ever been is the gym's sauna.
797
00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:55,436
But you said you didn't work out.
798
00:29:55,438 --> 00:29:57,519
Of course I do.
799
00:29:57,522 --> 00:29:59,941
With real equipment, at a gym,
800
00:29:59,943 --> 00:30:01,409
not in my living room.
801
00:30:01,411 --> 00:30:03,511
So you're still saying
that the dumbbell is Kim's?
802
00:30:03,513 --> 00:30:07,682
Yeah. She tried everything to be
part of my glamorous lifestyle.
803
00:30:07,684 --> 00:30:09,851
She was even planning on getting surgery
804
00:30:09,853 --> 00:30:11,185
once all the money came in.
805
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:12,320
What money?
806
00:30:12,322 --> 00:30:13,488
I don't know,
807
00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:15,623
but she made it sound life-changing.
808
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:17,859
CHLOE: Maybe the motive
809
00:30:17,861 --> 00:30:19,494
for Kim's murder was financial.
810
00:30:19,496 --> 00:30:21,396
Maybe she was coming
into some inheritance,
811
00:30:21,398 --> 00:30:23,316
and someone wasn't happy about it.
812
00:30:23,319 --> 00:30:25,299
I can't believe Esther was a fake.
813
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,335
I mean, how did I
completely misjudge her?
814
00:30:27,337 --> 00:30:28,436
Lucifer, are you listening?
815
00:30:28,438 --> 00:30:30,104
We need to look into this windfall.
816
00:30:30,106 --> 00:30:31,239
Detective, I think
817
00:30:31,241 --> 00:30:33,107
I've been spending
too much time with you.
818
00:30:33,109 --> 00:30:35,144
It's turned my top hat radar rusty.
819
00:30:35,147 --> 00:30:36,913
- What?
- But no offense, but I think I need
820
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:38,879
to go and hang out with
some interesting people
821
00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:40,515
before you turn me into a shoe.
822
00:30:45,522 --> 00:30:47,655
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING, WAVES CRASHING]
823
00:30:53,663 --> 00:30:54,962
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
824
00:30:54,964 --> 00:30:56,764
I don't regret meeting you.
825
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:59,100
I just... It's a lot.
826
00:30:59,102 --> 00:31:01,836
I've calmed down now, so can we go?
827
00:31:01,838 --> 00:31:03,905
Lie down with me, Linda.
828
00:31:03,908 --> 00:31:06,319
On the... on the sand?
829
00:31:07,777 --> 00:31:09,343
Oh, okay.
830
00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:13,614
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
831
00:31:13,616 --> 00:31:15,917
Listen,
832
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:19,687
there was a time when I, too,
thought that I knew everything.
833
00:31:19,689 --> 00:31:24,694
This was... this was
back when I was an angel
834
00:31:24,697 --> 00:31:28,863
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
835
00:31:30,867 --> 00:31:32,767
But, you see, I found
836
00:31:32,769 --> 00:31:34,936
that it takes looking
up to gain perspective.
837
00:31:34,938 --> 00:31:36,871
It's a good reminder of just how much
838
00:31:36,873 --> 00:31:39,040
there is that we don't know.
839
00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:41,275
Linda...
840
00:31:41,277 --> 00:31:46,080
if you really think about it...
841
00:31:46,082 --> 00:31:48,683
do you have any fewer
questions than you used to?
842
00:31:48,685 --> 00:31:50,451
When you didn't know?
843
00:31:50,453 --> 00:31:53,454
I mean, they're... they're
different questions,
844
00:31:53,456 --> 00:31:55,323
but there are just as many, maybe more.
845
00:31:55,325 --> 00:31:56,524
So you're still every bit
846
00:31:56,526 --> 00:31:58,550
the clueless idiot that you always were?
847
00:31:58,553 --> 00:32:01,029
[BOTH LAUGHING]
848
00:32:03,099 --> 00:32:04,765
[SIGHS]
849
00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,968
That helps.
850
00:32:09,072 --> 00:32:11,858
Still sucks about the chameleon, though.
851
00:32:11,861 --> 00:32:14,725
[LAUGHS]
852
00:32:21,684 --> 00:32:23,351
Thank you.
853
00:32:23,353 --> 00:32:25,419
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
854
00:32:30,894 --> 00:32:34,228
I can't find any sign of that windfall.
855
00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:37,265
As far as I can tell, there
was no money coming Kim's way.
856
00:32:37,267 --> 00:32:38,766
Oh, there's got to be something.
857
00:32:38,768 --> 00:32:39,980
There is.
858
00:32:39,983 --> 00:32:42,270
Charlotte, what are you doing here?
859
00:32:42,272 --> 00:32:45,535
I felt unsettled about lying to you.
860
00:32:45,538 --> 00:32:48,409
Um, I thought I could make up
for it by making myself useful.
861
00:32:48,411 --> 00:32:52,513
So, I overheard you talking
about finding a connection
862
00:32:52,515 --> 00:32:54,916
between the dead girl and
that exclusive dating app.
863
00:32:54,918 --> 00:32:57,030
So I did a little
digging, and I found one...
864
00:32:57,033 --> 00:32:59,187
- Well, we're long past that.
- Are you sure?
865
00:32:59,189 --> 00:33:01,152
I had to pull some strings to get this.
866
00:33:01,155 --> 00:33:03,024
It's an employment contract
867
00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:05,059
between Kim and the owner of the app,
868
00:33:05,061 --> 00:33:06,294
Mack something.
869
00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:09,030
Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy.
870
00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:11,475
But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim
871
00:33:11,478 --> 00:33:13,011
until she called him that night.
872
00:33:13,014 --> 00:33:14,268
Oh, he met her, all right.
873
00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,570
Kim hired him.
874
00:33:15,572 --> 00:33:17,104
She hired him?
875
00:33:17,106 --> 00:33:19,473
And then hacked his app?
It doesn't make sense.
876
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,641
Unless...
877
00:33:20,643 --> 00:33:22,310
she didn't hack it.
878
00:33:22,312 --> 00:33:26,013
Top Meet's encryption protocol
is impossible to crack.
879
00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:27,915
Except to the person who built it.
880
00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:29,016
Exactly.
881
00:33:29,018 --> 00:33:30,985
So, if Kim created Top Meet,
882
00:33:30,987 --> 00:33:32,687
then who the hell is Mack?
883
00:33:32,689 --> 00:33:35,122
[SIGHS]: Well, no computer
whiz, that's for sure.
884
00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:36,357
C-minus student,
885
00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:38,392
barely graduated high school.
886
00:33:38,394 --> 00:33:40,828
Voted Most Likely to
Sleep His Way to the Top.
887
00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:43,030
And guess what he was
doing before Top Meet.
888
00:33:43,032 --> 00:33:44,465
Spin instructor.
889
00:33:44,467 --> 00:33:46,434
Okay, wh-why would
Kim hire him, though,
890
00:33:46,436 --> 00:33:48,672
if she's this genius computer engineer?
891
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:50,441
What does he bring to the equation?
892
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,199
Uh... that.
893
00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:54,308
Look at him and then look at her.
894
00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:55,409
If both came to you
895
00:33:55,411 --> 00:33:57,345
asking for funding for
an elite dating app,
896
00:33:57,347 --> 00:33:58,913
whose project would you invest in?
897
00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:01,249
Well, yeah, if you're being
all superfish and whatevs.
898
00:34:01,251 --> 00:34:02,738
CHLOE: Which many people are.
899
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,686
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-schmancy enough,
900
00:34:05,688 --> 00:34:08,120
so she hid the fact
that she was the creator,
901
00:34:08,123 --> 00:34:10,891
and hired pretty boy Mack
here to be the facade.
902
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:13,661
In secret. Explains
why it didn't come up
903
00:34:13,663 --> 00:34:15,748
- in the background check.
- So Kim's insecurities
904
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,231
allowed Mack to take the credit.
905
00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,842
And the money.
906
00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:20,934
Which she wanted to take back.
907
00:34:20,937 --> 00:34:22,600
That's the windfall she was expecting.
908
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,071
It's a strong motive
for him to kill her.
909
00:34:24,073 --> 00:34:26,374
- Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out?
- He could have
910
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:29,210
easily convinced one of his
employees to lie for him.
911
00:34:29,212 --> 00:34:31,312
It's a solid theory, but still,
912
00:34:31,314 --> 00:34:33,648
- it's just a theory... we need proof.
- [SIGHS]
913
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:35,096
I really wish we had
that murderous dumbbell
914
00:34:35,098 --> 00:34:36,865
- right about now.
- Well, if Mack did it,
915
00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:39,719
- I think we know where to find it. Hmm?
- We do?
916
00:34:39,722 --> 00:34:40,821
Uh, there's a good chance
917
00:34:40,823 --> 00:34:42,590
the murder weapon is at Mack's place.
918
00:34:42,592 --> 00:34:44,959
Seasoned killers know
to leave it at the scene,
919
00:34:44,961 --> 00:34:47,428
but first-timers, they
tend to take it with them.
920
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:50,876
I can't count the times I've
allegedly helped a client unmake
921
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:52,579
that mistake.
922
00:34:52,582 --> 00:34:53,967
Really?
923
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,569
What? I said "allegedly."
924
00:34:56,906 --> 00:34:59,240
We need to get a search
warrant for Mack's place.
925
00:34:59,242 --> 00:35:01,609
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- Excuse me?
926
00:35:01,611 --> 00:35:03,911
Mack's lawyer will argue that
all you have is conjecture
927
00:35:03,913 --> 00:35:05,279
based on circumstantial evidence,
928
00:35:05,282 --> 00:35:06,764
and any judge will agree.
929
00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:08,582
You're never getting that warrant.
930
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:13,054
Well, then it's a good thing I
am exactly our killer's type.
931
00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:17,658
Mack! I love the place.
932
00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:18,893
Mr. Morningstar.
933
00:35:18,895 --> 00:35:21,896
How about a gentlemen's
weekend in Vegas?
934
00:35:21,898 --> 00:35:24,231
I need to scrape the rust off
my playboy ways, and you're
935
00:35:24,233 --> 00:35:25,499
just the chap to help this Devil
936
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,034
get his groove back. What do you say?
937
00:35:27,036 --> 00:35:28,836
[CHUCKLES] That sounds fun.
938
00:35:28,838 --> 00:35:30,104
- Yeah.
- Uh...
939
00:35:30,106 --> 00:35:33,574
but I'm afraid I have
a previous engagement.
940
00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:35,024
Oh?
941
00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:40,788
[CLEARS THROAT]
942
00:35:47,289 --> 00:35:49,831
Some alone time with the detective?
943
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:52,263
- Not alone anymore.
- Oh, Mack.
944
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:54,302
I suppose we all have our low points.
945
00:35:54,304 --> 00:35:55,470
But not to worry,
946
00:35:55,472 --> 00:35:57,405
I've got a chopper
waiting... If we leave now,
947
00:35:57,407 --> 00:35:59,173
we can still make the Encore pool party.
948
00:35:59,175 --> 00:36:01,309
[CHUCKLES] I'm afraid
you're gonna have to leave,
949
00:36:01,311 --> 00:36:02,543
Detective... I'm trying to kick off
950
00:36:02,545 --> 00:36:04,645
a Most Interesting
Bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
951
00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:06,581
You leave. I'm having fun.
952
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,412
Something going on between you two?
953
00:36:08,415 --> 00:36:10,312
- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.
954
00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:11,953
I'm gonna grab a beer.
955
00:36:11,955 --> 00:36:14,789
Decide for yourselves who gets
the pleasure of my company.
956
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:16,791
- [CHUCKLES]: Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
957
00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:18,493
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
958
00:36:18,495 --> 00:36:19,727
I thought you preferred them boring.
959
00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:20,928
You think I'm on a date?
960
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,097
I am here looking for the
murder weapon, Lucifer.
961
00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:24,999
What, so now you think
Mack's the killer?
962
00:36:25,001 --> 00:36:27,768
[CHUCKLES] You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
963
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:30,238
Enough with this crusade
against us already.
964
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,572
Mack isn't fabulous.
965
00:36:31,574 --> 00:36:33,140
Kim created Top Meet.
966
00:36:33,142 --> 00:36:34,675
He stole it.
967
00:36:34,677 --> 00:36:36,045
What?
968
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,581
- Another phony?
- Yes.
969
00:36:39,584 --> 00:36:41,449
[SIGHS]
970
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:44,198
I suppose that explains the
self-aggrandizing artwork.
971
00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,187
Would you just help me find the weapon?
972
00:36:46,189 --> 00:36:47,622
- Please?
- [SIGHS]
973
00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,937
Okay, fine, in my experience,
it's, uh, usually in the toilet.
974
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,206
Oh, I checked there.
975
00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:53,961
Uh... freezer?
976
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:55,029
It's not there, either.
977
00:36:55,031 --> 00:36:56,264
Well, the fireplace, then.
978
00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:58,237
[SIGHS]: Oh, Lucifer.
979
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,634
There's no way.
980
00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:02,036
I mean, could he really
be dumb enough to...
981
00:37:02,038 --> 00:37:03,704
- [CLACKING]
- to...
982
00:37:04,812 --> 00:37:05,911
Lucifer.
983
00:37:05,914 --> 00:37:06,980
Wha...
984
00:37:06,983 --> 00:37:08,148
Ah.
985
00:37:08,151 --> 00:37:10,352
Well, I think you put
the dumb into dumbbell.
986
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,280
- [GUN COCKS]
- MACK: Decided against the beer...
987
00:37:12,282 --> 00:37:13,848
Because A: carbs. And B:
988
00:37:13,850 --> 00:37:16,384
two cops showing up at
my house on the same day.
989
00:37:16,393 --> 00:37:19,794
Uh, figured that must
not be a coincidence.
990
00:37:21,011 --> 00:37:22,290
Still think I'm dumb?
991
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:24,292
Basic deduction doesn't
make you a genius, Mack.
992
00:37:24,294 --> 00:37:26,093
But then again, you're used to taking
993
00:37:26,095 --> 00:37:27,461
more credit than you deserve.
994
00:37:27,463 --> 00:37:30,431
Yes, Mack... Or should I say... Hack?
995
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,868
Waste of a pun. You're
gonna have to spell it out
996
00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:34,835
for him, Detective.
997
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:37,405
We know that Kim created Top Meet.
998
00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:40,274
Oh, yeah? You know she was
also gonna destroy it, too?
999
00:37:40,276 --> 00:37:42,710
She sneaks onto the site,
goes on one good date,
1000
00:37:42,712 --> 00:37:44,879
and then wants to make
the app more accessible.
1001
00:37:44,881 --> 00:37:46,447
So stupid!
1002
00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,625
What's stupid about
thinking someone deserves
1003
00:37:48,628 --> 00:37:50,711
to be loved for who they really are?
1004
00:37:50,714 --> 00:37:52,520
Kim was the brains, Mack.
1005
00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:54,288
You were just the face.
1006
00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:55,883
Just the face?
1007
00:37:55,886 --> 00:37:58,703
Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs.
1008
00:37:58,706 --> 00:38:00,728
No one gives a crap about Wozniak.
1009
00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:04,164
Oh, please, Mack. What
you are is a fraud.
1010
00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:06,267
Which, unfortunately, makes you boring.
1011
00:38:06,269 --> 00:38:08,235
And predictable. Watch.
1012
00:38:09,736 --> 00:38:12,034
- Put that down.
- Or what?
1013
00:38:12,037 --> 00:38:14,108
You're gonna blow your own
face to smithereens, Mack?
1014
00:38:14,110 --> 00:38:15,910
It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least
1015
00:38:15,912 --> 00:38:17,188
they got the density right.
1016
00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:18,012
Ooh!
1017
00:38:18,014 --> 00:38:19,472
Heads up!
1018
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,214
Nice catch.
1019
00:38:32,829 --> 00:38:35,162
Today interesting enough for you?
1020
00:38:35,164 --> 00:38:37,098
Well, beats Monopoly.
1021
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,532
[LUCIFER CHUCKLES]
1022
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:41,401
♪ ♪
1023
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:43,704
LUCIFER: But in the end,
1024
00:38:43,706 --> 00:38:45,439
the shoe turned out to be interesting,
1025
00:38:45,441 --> 00:38:47,541
and the top hat, boring.
1026
00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:52,079
Right. So you're gonna
embrace your boring side now?
1027
00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:53,938
Well, I would, but I
have no boring side.
1028
00:38:53,941 --> 00:38:56,384
Even the most trivial
of nights takes a turn
1029
00:38:56,386 --> 00:38:58,119
for the exciting when I'm involved.
1030
00:38:58,121 --> 00:39:00,254
I just got to throw a
man's own head at him.
1031
00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:03,691
That sounds... painful.
1032
00:39:03,693 --> 00:39:05,860
Oh, don't worry, he deserved it...
1033
00:39:05,862 --> 00:39:08,129
For pretending to be
something he wasn't.
1034
00:39:08,131 --> 00:39:10,798
I mean, people really do
waste an awful lot of time
1035
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,434
trying to be interesting.
1036
00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:14,602
People.
1037
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:15,870
Not you, though.
1038
00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:18,005
Oh, no. To me, it just
comes effortlessly.
1039
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,800
All I have to do is just be myself.
1040
00:39:20,803 --> 00:39:21,878
Hmm.
1041
00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:23,310
Mm.
1042
00:39:23,312 --> 00:39:25,893
But what I really want to know is,
1043
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:27,729
how have you been doing?
1044
00:39:30,153 --> 00:39:32,687
Well...
1045
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:35,223
I was in a really dark place.
1046
00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:38,059
But...
1047
00:39:38,061 --> 00:39:41,962
someone helped me gain perspective.
1048
00:39:41,964 --> 00:39:45,266
How's that saying go?
1049
00:39:45,268 --> 00:39:47,168
We're all in the gutter,
1050
00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:49,670
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
1051
00:39:49,672 --> 00:39:50,871
The stars are just gas bags,
1052
00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:52,773
and I never would have
fed Oscar that line
1053
00:39:52,775 --> 00:39:55,876
had I known how much I'd have to
hear people quote it back to me.
1054
00:39:55,878 --> 00:39:57,445
Oscar freakin' Wilde?
1055
00:39:57,447 --> 00:39:59,146
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
1056
00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:01,348
Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
1057
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:02,583
[CHUCKLES]
1058
00:40:02,585 --> 00:40:05,119
Anyway, I'm glad to hear
that you are doing better.
1059
00:40:05,121 --> 00:40:06,787
This calls for a celebration.
1060
00:40:06,789 --> 00:40:09,592
So...
1061
00:40:09,595 --> 00:40:11,992
Oscar, huh?
1062
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:13,060
Mm.
1063
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,196
- Tell me everything.
- [SIGHS]: Well...
1064
00:40:15,198 --> 00:40:17,965
he was straight when I first met him.
1065
00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:22,770
[GASPS]: Oh, God!
1066
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,706
That one was all you.
1067
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,174
I was about to knock.
1068
00:40:29,045 --> 00:40:32,279
[SIGHS]: There's...
something I need to tell you.
1069
00:40:32,281 --> 00:40:34,081
Funny.
1070
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:37,384
There's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
1071
00:40:38,888 --> 00:40:40,321
Thank you.
1072
00:40:40,323 --> 00:40:43,491
That contract helped
put a killer behind bars.
1073
00:40:43,493 --> 00:40:45,092
You did a good thing.
1074
00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:46,594
I stole it.
1075
00:40:46,596 --> 00:40:47,862
Aw, man.
1076
00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:49,530
Seriously?
1077
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,032
You know what?
1078
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:53,601
It still counts, okay?
1079
00:40:53,603 --> 00:40:55,936
You did a bad thing.
1080
00:40:55,938 --> 00:40:59,373
But it was for a good reason.
1081
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,741
- Really?
- Yes.
1082
00:41:00,743 --> 00:41:02,957
But only if, in good faith,
1083
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,079
you try to do it the right way first.
1084
00:41:05,081 --> 00:41:07,414
Being good takes practice.
1085
00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:09,911
Okay? So just keep at it,
1086
00:41:09,914 --> 00:41:12,019
and you'll get better.
1087
00:41:12,021 --> 00:41:15,556
I guess I should take that job, then.
1088
00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:17,424
What job?
1089
00:41:17,426 --> 00:41:21,395
I've been offered a position
in the D.A.'s office to...
1090
00:41:21,397 --> 00:41:24,165
help put criminals away for a change.
1091
00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:26,567
Yeah, but like you would
ever take that pay cut.
1092
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,669
Yeah, I know.
1093
00:41:28,671 --> 00:41:29,937
[SIGHS]: But anyway,
1094
00:41:29,939 --> 00:41:32,373
um, sometimes there's
more important things...
1095
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,908
than money.
1096
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:37,778
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all
the things money can buy.
1097
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:40,681
Too late... You talked me into it.
1098
00:41:40,683 --> 00:41:41,949
I did?
1099
00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:45,586
Yes. This job is the perfect place...
1100
00:41:45,588 --> 00:41:48,444
to practice this "being good" thing.
1101
00:41:48,447 --> 00:41:49,780
And bonus.
1102
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,526
I'll be around here more.
1103
00:41:53,462 --> 00:41:55,229
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
1104
00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:57,298
Yeah.
1105
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,200
Bonus.
1106
00:42:01,404 --> 00:42:04,638
So, how did Lucinda do, Mom?
1107
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,007
Uh, she did... okay.
1108
00:42:07,009 --> 00:42:09,777
Helped us catch the bad guy in the end.
1109
00:42:09,779 --> 00:42:11,879
- Thank you.
- No, I meant...
1110
00:42:11,881 --> 00:42:14,181
how did meeting new
people at the party go?
1111
00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:16,417
Oh.
1112
00:42:16,419 --> 00:42:17,985
Well, um...
1113
00:42:17,987 --> 00:42:21,655
I actually... had a pretty good time.
1114
00:42:21,657 --> 00:42:25,161
I mean, but only once
I... stopped being Lucinda
1115
00:42:25,164 --> 00:42:27,228
and started being myself.
1116
00:42:29,665 --> 00:42:33,267
You know, it can be
scary sometimes, but...
1117
00:42:33,269 --> 00:42:37,004
being who you really
are is never a bad idea.
1118
00:42:37,006 --> 00:42:39,406
Hey, there's a piece missing.
1119
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,677
[MELLOW JAZZ PIANO PLAYING]
1120
00:42:43,679 --> 00:42:46,413
♪ ♪
1121
00:42:52,688 --> 00:42:54,655
Lucifer.
1122
00:42:54,657 --> 00:42:56,090
[EXHALES]
1123
00:42:56,092 --> 00:42:57,391
Are you coming?
1124
00:42:57,393 --> 00:42:58,492
Uh...
1125
00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:01,208
how about a nice round of Monopoly?
1126
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:02,477
Yeah?
1127
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,765
Little face painting, maybe?
1128
00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:06,901
[CHUCKLES]
1129
00:43:06,903 --> 00:43:09,803
I didn't think so.
1130
00:43:09,805 --> 00:43:11,171
Hmm.
1131
00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:13,374
♪ ♪
1132
00:43:18,370 --> 00:43:24,210
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