1 00:00:01,026 --> 00:00:02,502 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,063 I just got six messages from the adoption agency. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,172 We have a match. 4 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,952 - Kate and Toby? - Hi. 5 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,402 - Hi. - Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie. 6 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,220 Thank you for the Edible Arrangement. 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,099 I wasn't sure what the appropriate gift would be 8 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,492 for when the birth mother of your twin sister's baby 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,694 is being induced. 10 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,393 Hey, Kev. I was wondering if we could talk. 11 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,163 Randall, I'm sorry, I can't right now. 12 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,480 Madison's in labor, 13 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,233 and I'm stuck here in Vancouver. 14 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,910 I'll call you soon, okay? I'm sorry. 15 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:27,579 - Got you a flight. - Yes! 16 00:00:27,603 --> 00:00:29,581 - G-Great. What airport? - Seattle. 17 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,681 It boards in two hours. Can you make it? 18 00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:35,195 Listen, I can't start off by not being there for them. 19 00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:36,678 I don't know how else to explain it to you, okay? 20 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,954 It will break me. 21 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,015 I can't believe I'm maybe gonna do this alone. 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,018 - Hello? - Hi, Madison. 23 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,376 We just want you to know that we're here. 24 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,722 And we can stay on the phone with you for a while. 25 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,057 - You're family. - Okay. 26 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,748 Yeah, that'd be really nice. 27 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,878 ♪ Whenever I'm with him ♪ 28 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,073 ♪ Something inside... ♪ 29 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:06,375 All right, in there I've found a Swede, 30 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,235 a South African, two Thais, 31 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,305 a Scot and a Brit. 32 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,599 Does a Scot count as a Brit? 33 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:15,687 Eh, doesn't matter. 34 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:19,204 What are you and do you have a light? 35 00:01:20,272 --> 00:01:21,349 I don't. 36 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,608 I'm sorry. 37 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:26,655 I'm Nasir. From India. 38 00:01:26,679 --> 00:01:29,865 Esther. From Argentina. 39 00:01:30,115 --> 00:01:32,450 And I need a light. 40 00:01:33,752 --> 00:01:38,900 Aye. New Mexico isn't quite what I imagined. 41 00:01:39,351 --> 00:01:40,902 It's dustier. 42 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,086 Very big food. 43 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,998 The first day I got here, I got a hamburger, 44 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,792 like, the size of my head. 45 00:01:54,097 --> 00:01:56,266 You don't talk much, huh? 46 00:01:57,976 --> 00:02:00,388 My advisor insisted I come. 47 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,457 Try and make friends, but... 48 00:02:02,481 --> 00:02:04,207 I-I can't put this down. 49 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,405 Advanced Computer Programming. 50 00:02:11,490 --> 00:02:13,534 Anything good? 51 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:16,838 It's about Turing's development of his a-machine 52 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:18,640 and how in proving the uncomputability 53 00:02:18,664 --> 00:02:21,409 of the Entscheidungsproblem by such a machine, 54 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,877 he showed the fundamental limitations 55 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:25,236 of mechanical computation. 56 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:30,735 I have no idea what you are talking about. 57 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:36,306 But I know I love hearing you talk. 58 00:02:49,374 --> 00:02:50,518 Hey, kids, 59 00:02:50,543 --> 00:02:51,421 grab your bags. 60 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:53,065 I want to load the car now so we can 61 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,834 hit the road for the cabin at 8:00 a.m. sharp. 62 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:56,869 And I'm gonna go, uh, make some sandwiches for lunch, 63 00:02:56,893 --> 00:02:58,904 so let me know what you guys want, okay? 64 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,230 Guys, we don't want to go. 65 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,543 - Wait, what? - Huh? 66 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:07,012 - Of course you do. - Hey, sorry, Dad, 67 00:03:07,036 --> 00:03:08,714 but the cabin is lame. 68 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,684 - Very lame. - No, no, no, no, no. 69 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,219 The cabin is not lame. 70 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:16,588 The cabin is... relaxation. 71 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,240 - Yeah. - The cabin is fresh air 72 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,753 - and s'mores and... - Look, we all set up sleepovers 73 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:22,703 for the weekend. 74 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:24,579 Parent-approved. You can call them. 75 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,474 Cancel your plans, all right? 76 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,375 We're going on a family vacation this weekend, 77 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,387 - and that's the end of... - Uh, babe? 78 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,379 Could I talk to you? 79 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,296 Would it be the worst thing in the world to go away 80 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,098 without the little grumps? 81 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,799 Think about it, come on. 82 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,976 You, me, romantic cabin getaway, 83 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,130 let the kids be someone else's problem for the night? 84 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:54,492 You and me, romantic cabin getaway? 85 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,027 Yeah. 86 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,487 Hey. 87 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,083 Sleepover drop-off train leaves at 8:00 a.m. sharp. 88 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,441 Yes. 89 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,093 This is Kevin. Leave a message. 90 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,105 - Kev's phone still going to voice mail? - Yeah. 91 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,307 So I have no idea if he made his flight or not. 92 00:04:16,615 --> 00:04:19,094 Can you imagine if he misses this? 93 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:21,085 He won't. 94 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:23,231 At least Randall and Beth 95 00:04:23,255 --> 00:04:25,066 got in touch with her from New Orleans 96 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:28,226 - so she's not alone. - True. True. 97 00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:32,441 I should be with them. 98 00:04:32,465 --> 00:04:35,133 I'm supposed to be with them. 99 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:45,185 Mm... 100 00:04:45,878 --> 00:04:47,789 Looks like they forgot the special sauce. 101 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:49,424 - Oh, man! - I know. 102 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:51,393 We did not just find the only place open 103 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,828 in the middle of nowhere, Alabama, 104 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:55,278 - and they didn't give me the special sauce. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:57,699 Are you guys sure you don't want to go? 106 00:04:57,723 --> 00:04:59,201 'Cause I can hang up. 107 00:04:59,225 --> 00:05:01,403 I know it's late for you, and, um, 108 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:02,838 and, you know, I'm sure you need to find a motel 109 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:04,139 - for the night. - Oh, uh-uh. 110 00:05:04,163 --> 00:05:07,008 I have not done my own hair and nails 111 00:05:07,032 --> 00:05:08,810 and waxing for the better part of a year 112 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:12,113 just to get COVID from some rank motel off I-81. 113 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,448 Hey, Madison, 114 00:05:13,472 --> 00:05:15,617 for the 20th time, we're not hanging up. 115 00:05:15,641 --> 00:05:17,819 We are with you until Kevin gets there. 116 00:05:17,843 --> 00:05:20,522 If anything, you're doing us a favor, right? 117 00:05:20,546 --> 00:05:22,657 You're giving us a little roadside entertainment 118 00:05:22,681 --> 00:05:25,827 as we take turns driving and shotgunning Red Bulls 119 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:27,986 for the next 14 hours. 120 00:05:29,354 --> 00:05:31,732 I know this isn't exactly how you imagined 121 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:33,501 the births of these babies, 122 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:35,793 but I do believe that Kevin is out there 123 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,705 trying his damnedest to get to you 124 00:05:37,729 --> 00:05:39,474 and that he will be there 125 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:42,677 in time for your unfairly gorgeous babies 126 00:05:42,701 --> 00:05:44,245 to be born. 127 00:05:44,269 --> 00:05:45,880 And if, for some reason, he doesn't, 128 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,596 then you got a couple 129 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,324 of real live baby birthing experts right here 130 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:53,479 to see you through it every step of the way. We can handle it. 131 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:55,771 Beth had a natural birth with Tess 132 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,516 right in our living room. 133 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,343 - Kevin? - Um... 134 00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:03,632 Ah, it's Kate. Uh, family text thread. 135 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,992 _ 136 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,728 Oh, no, no, no, no. 137 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,308 Hey, babe. 138 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,442 - How's it going? - Mm-hmm. Hi. 139 00:06:14,466 --> 00:06:16,144 Hey, group texts? 140 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,713 No way, Kate. Absolutely not. 141 00:06:18,737 --> 00:06:21,015 If I can't be in the delivery room because of 142 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:23,284 stupid COVID, then I demand personalized, 143 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,452 individualized updates. 144 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,956 Okay. Okay. 145 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:30,725 Listen, the only update is that I'm being 146 00:06:30,749 --> 00:06:32,393 a really great birth partner to a birth 147 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,669 - that is... - So freaking slow. 148 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,706 How long have we been here, like, a hundred hours? 149 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,023 Eight. 150 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,903 A breezy eight. Oh, babe, 151 00:06:41,927 --> 00:06:43,905 have you had any updates from the sitter? 152 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:46,774 Uh, yeah, Jack is fine. I'm the one out here 153 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:49,410 in the, uh, hospital parking lot losing my mind. 154 00:06:49,434 --> 00:06:51,479 Everything is fine, I promise. 155 00:06:51,503 --> 00:06:52,914 And I will update you 156 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:54,582 when there is an update worth sharing. 157 00:06:54,606 --> 00:06:57,225 Okay? Hey, so, uh, 158 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,120 how's your list coming? 159 00:06:59,144 --> 00:07:01,189 Uh, my list? 160 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:04,726 Uh, you'll just... You'll know when you know. How about that? 161 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,528 Fine, be mysterious. Oh, hey. 162 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,497 - The nurse is here. Got to go. Bye. - Okay. 163 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,107 - Hi, there. - Hi. 164 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,342 - Hey. - My name is Joan. 165 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:13,743 I'm taking over for Rachel. 166 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,245 Oh, did you hear that, Kate? 167 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,685 We've been here for a whole nurse shift, 168 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,831 and my cervix is still refusing to budge. 169 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,733 Things speed up eventually. They always do. 170 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,324 Just hang in there, Mom. 171 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,820 Sorry, um, 172 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,131 I just want to make sure 173 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:30,033 that everyone on the delivery team remembers 174 00:07:30,057 --> 00:07:32,427 that Kate is the adoptive mother. 175 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,886 She is Mom. 176 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,391 I am just a temporary landlord with an eviction notice. 177 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,695 I am so sorry. I should've checked your file 178 00:07:40,719 --> 00:07:42,797 - before I came in. I meant no... - It's okay. It's okay. 179 00:07:42,821 --> 00:07:45,867 But please do remind everyone that when the baby is here, 180 00:07:45,891 --> 00:07:47,969 she should go directly to Kate. 181 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:49,604 Not to me. 182 00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:52,773 Will do. Page me if you need anything. 183 00:07:52,797 --> 00:07:55,766 - Okay. Thanks. - Thank you. 184 00:07:56,668 --> 00:07:59,280 I mean, it's as if she's never had 185 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,249 a woman giving birth to her one-night-stand baby 186 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,050 with the adoptive mother as the birth partner 187 00:08:03,074 --> 00:08:04,919 in the middle of a global pandemic. 188 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:08,239 I know. It's, like, old-fashioned. 189 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:11,365 Hey. 190 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,335 I'm really grateful that you're here with me for this. 191 00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:18,556 Well, I'm really grateful that you asked me. 192 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,983 Really. 193 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:23,162 So, let's have this baby. 194 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:32,035 I cannot wait to start a fire 195 00:08:32,036 --> 00:08:35,015 and just sit around in my cozy socks all weekend. 196 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,017 Is that all you're gonna be wearing? 197 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:40,287 - Because I can get on board with that. - Ha-ha. 198 00:08:40,462 --> 00:08:42,707 You know what the best part is? 199 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,876 - What's that? - Not having to hear 200 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,679 Kate recite the plot of this week's 90210. 201 00:08:47,703 --> 00:08:49,963 Oh, yeah. She's, uh, kind of obsessed, huh? 202 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,666 Honestly, I can't even tell if it's a terrible show 203 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,102 or if she's just terrible at recapping it. 204 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,869 And you know what else 205 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,881 - I'm psyched to not have to listen to? - Okay. 206 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:02,118 Kevin and Randall bickering about everything. 207 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,354 I mean, here is to an entire weekend 208 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,855 without having to hear the word "buttmunch". 209 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,882 Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,533 Oh, babe. 211 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,529 Do you feel that bliss settling in? 212 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,846 That is the bliss of an entire weekend 213 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,983 - with no surly teenage interruptions. - Yeah. 214 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:24,399 Oh, no. 215 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:26,834 - Jack, come here. - What? 216 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,337 Oh, what the hell? 217 00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:36,870 All right, I found 30 years' worth 218 00:09:36,894 --> 00:09:39,595 of dusty old board games to keep us busy. 219 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:44,144 Did you put yourself into a time-out? 220 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,079 No, there's better Wi-Fi over here. 221 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:48,882 I-I didn't know if the kids were trying to call or text me 222 00:09:48,906 --> 00:09:50,672 and maybe I just didn't have service. 223 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,784 Do you want to go upstairs and watch TV instead? 224 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:55,779 No, I don't want to watch TV. I want my kids to call me 225 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,615 with more information. I want to teleport 226 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,682 my body to Los Angeles. I want... 227 00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:02,726 I want a cocktail. 228 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,231 No, I'm-I'm not kidding. I want a cocktail. 229 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:09,994 Are you sure? The doctor said with the meds, you could... 230 00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:12,529 One drink every once in a while would not kill me. 231 00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:14,164 And in this case, 232 00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:16,233 I feel like it might actually save my life. 233 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,492 Well, I mean, how would a cocktail really compare 234 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,345 to Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare? 235 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,680 Or your life. 236 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,065 Me having a cocktail might save your life. 237 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:27,028 One cocktail coming right up. 238 00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:29,153 Thank you. 239 00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,235 Oh, come on. 240 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,137 So, yeah. Apparently, 241 00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:38,639 we own a farmhouse in New Orleans now. 242 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,474 Randall, that-that story 243 00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:41,598 is insane. 244 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,244 You're not wrong. 245 00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,048 Okay. 246 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:51,334 Those last few have been pretty intense. 247 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,969 Maybe we should call the nurse. 248 00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:55,362 You okay to keep driving for a while? 249 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,058 Mm, yeah. It's your time to shine, baby. 250 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,018 Okay. 251 00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:14,783 Hey. 252 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,709 You're in my spot. 253 00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:23,000 I can see, like, ten empty spots just in my line of vision. 254 00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:24,683 - I'm not even looking over there. - Great. 255 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,211 Just move into one of those, then. 256 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,732 Um... I... 257 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,624 I'm sorry, sir. 258 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,901 Do you not see my elaborate setup? 259 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,695 I'm loving it. This-this elaborate setup 260 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,906 kind of makes me wish 261 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,541 I had gone to a football school where I could've 262 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,443 tailgated every weekend for four years. 263 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,445 - And I hate football. - You know, I don't give 264 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,746 a rat's ass. Just move it. 265 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,682 Buddy, I'm just waiting 266 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,350 for my daughter to be born, okay? 267 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:52,070 And I'm waiting to find out if my wife is gonna live or die. 268 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,513 Oh. 269 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,994 55 years attached at the hip. 270 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,638 Now I'm down here, 271 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,941 and she's up there, attached to a ventilator. 272 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:09,378 This freakin' virus. 273 00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:14,275 And I've been coming here every night, 274 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,820 and I always park in that spot. 275 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,099 Number 157. 276 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,402 It's her favorite number. 277 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,620 It's the first house we ever lived in. 278 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,455 157 Overhill Road. 279 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,083 She's always been superstitious 280 00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,650 about that kind of stuff. 281 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,923 Like a special number had some sort of a... 282 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,780 a magical power. 283 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,717 Am I really gonna have to ask you to move your car again? 284 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,454 No, sir, you are not. I'm moving right now. 285 00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,748 I'm moving. 286 00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:54,924 He's perfect. 287 00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,384 He looks just like me. 288 00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:02,122 This baby is a mathematical anomaly. 289 00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,735 He's a product greater than the constants 290 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:06,436 multiplied to make him. 291 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,873 I hate to break it to you, my son, 292 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:14,000 but your father is a giant geek. 293 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,802 All right, these should be drinkable. 294 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,655 There you go. 295 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,156 Thank you. 296 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,148 - Salud. - Cheers. 297 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,020 - Whew! - Ah. 298 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,331 I didn't have much to work with. 299 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,790 That liquor cabinet hasn't been updated 300 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,542 - in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 301 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,210 I know you love anisette, but this... 302 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,346 this tastes like car fuel. 303 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,904 - Car fuel? Wow. - Yeah, it does. 304 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,675 Now, I seem to remember you had more than one shot 305 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,212 of chichaítos in Puerto Rico after our wedding. 306 00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,713 Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico. 307 00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,413 I was married. I was happy. 308 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,226 Will you please give an old lady a break. 309 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,051 Just this once. Just this once. 310 00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,889 Pipe in the upstairs bathroom burst. 311 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,801 Yeah, the whole room is just... it's flooded. 312 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,536 - Oh. - I'm gonna go to the hardware store, 313 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,170 get some stuff to stop all that. 314 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,474 What was in the boxes? 315 00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,509 Um, well, that's some of 316 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,278 the kids' old art we brought from home. 317 00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,814 We were gonna frame it and put it up, 318 00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,782 but we just never got around to it. 319 00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,317 Oh, man. 320 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,017 Everything's ruined. 321 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,747 Come on. It's not like our kids' crappy art 322 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,399 was gonna make it in The Met or anything. 323 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,736 Right. That was a good one, Bec. 324 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,046 - What? - Nothing. 325 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,407 It's just, you've... 326 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,461 You've been ripping on the kids all day. 327 00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,630 No, I haven't. 328 00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,724 Look, forget it. Doesn't matter. 329 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,159 You're right, the box is ruined. 330 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,827 - Let's just toss it and move on. - Jack. 331 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,262 I'm gonna go to the hardware store, 332 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:56,813 get something to fix that. 333 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,381 I'll be back soon. 334 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,206 What's with you? 335 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,185 Baby's on the way. 336 00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:21,753 Uh, I'd be pacing back and forth in the waiting room if I could, 337 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,533 but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay over here in my-my zone. 338 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,117 I won't get too close. 339 00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:31,030 Uh, are those... are those pigs on your... 340 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:36,110 Pigs are a thing with Rose, my wife. 341 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,833 We went to Austria on our honeymoon 342 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,801 because The Sound of Music came out that year and... 343 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,346 she wanted to see Salzburg. 344 00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:48,306 I get it. 345 00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,543 I made Kate move to Pasadena 346 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,102 just for the Back to the Future house. 347 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,898 We were there over New Year's. 348 00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,353 Turns out the Austrians go all out for pigs 349 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,744 over New Year's. 350 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,616 Pigs on platters and marzipan pigs, 351 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:09,885 little pig tchotchkes in all the markets. 352 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,247 They say they bring good luck. 353 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,042 So... 354 00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:19,504 to start our marriage off right, 355 00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:22,364 we bought this little sucker. 356 00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:28,096 And over the years, whenever we needed a little luck... 357 00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:31,440 You found yourself a pig. 358 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:39,348 Figured I'd bring the whole bacon army out for this one. 359 00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:42,995 They say they might be able 360 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:45,197 to take her off the ventilator soon, but... 361 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,572 Hey, that's... 362 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:50,069 you know, that's not... that's not nothing, right? 363 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,938 So you, uh... 364 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,906 you haven't been able to go inside at all, huh? 365 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,082 No. 366 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,810 She made me promise not to visit. 367 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,068 She didn't want me getting sick, too. 368 00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:04,590 If you think I'm stubborn, 369 00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:06,951 you ought to meet my Rose. 370 00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:10,388 Yeah. 371 00:17:11,106 --> 00:17:13,516 Kate can be kind of stubborn, too. 372 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,635 Is that why you're out here? 373 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,993 She kick you out of the delivery room? 374 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,073 Oh, uh, no. 375 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:22,358 We're actually adopting. 376 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,918 Yeah, she's in there with the birth mom, 377 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,032 and there's only one visitor allowed. 378 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,675 But we made a deal... since she gets to be in there, 379 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,661 I get to pick the middle name. 380 00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,356 Anything I want. 381 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,707 She has no veto rights. 382 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,576 - That's a lot of pressure. - Yeah. 383 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,753 Yeah, I have quite the list going on. 384 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,427 I'm having a hard time whittling it down. 385 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:48,468 I don't want to pick it out just yet. 386 00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,136 You know? 387 00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:55,183 I want to wait till she's here, until she's officially ours. 388 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,562 Just don't want to jinx it. 389 00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:21,542 Here. 390 00:18:24,946 --> 00:18:27,114 One of Rose's favorites. 391 00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,063 Once the anesthetic is in, 392 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:37,491 you'll start to feel relief in about 15 minutes. 393 00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,951 So, can you lean forward 394 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,886 and round your shoulders, please? 395 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,811 Oh, no, no. No way. Hell no. I am... 396 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,915 - I am all the way out. No. - Hey, Madison, Madison, Madison. 397 00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,616 Don't look at the needle. Look at me. 398 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,701 Okay? Just focus on these calming baby browns. 399 00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,724 Oh, God. 400 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,098 Oh, God, I just looked at it again, Randall. 401 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,410 Distract me. 402 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,911 Please tell me a story that has 403 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,504 - nothing to do with this. - Yeah. 404 00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,348 Okay, uh, when I decided 405 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:09,856 to become a city councilman, I had to... 406 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,510 - Come on, give her something interesting. - Okay. 407 00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:15,439 Okay. 408 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,677 His junior prom, Kev comes home wasted. 409 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,803 Uh, reminder that I'm having 410 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,038 this recovering alcoholic's babies right now. 411 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,750 Yeah, but this was back when he was just 412 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,352 a charming rascal teen having one too many, 413 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,953 so just go with me here, okay? 414 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,848 Uh, I intercept him before our parents know he's home. 415 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,467 I take him down to his room, 416 00:19:34,491 --> 00:19:36,716 tell him to take off his shoes so he can get into bed. 417 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,095 Go to get him a glass of water, I come back, 418 00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:41,699 and he is completely naked, 419 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,369 belting "MMMBop" at the top of his lungs. 420 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,078 I mean, my man is going for it. 421 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,415 He's shaking his little pasty ass, 422 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,501 literally jumping up and down on his bed doing air drums. 423 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,944 - God, Kevin. - I keep telling him 424 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,848 to shut the hell up before he wakes up our parents. 425 00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:01,934 Then, suddenly, he stops... right? 426 00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:04,930 and he stares at me, just dead serious. 427 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,766 I think he's about to hurl everywhere, 428 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,942 and then he just says, 429 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,089 "Dude, how come we never started a brother band? 430 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,291 "Like Hanson. 431 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,694 "We could be Pearson. 432 00:20:19,076 --> 00:20:21,688 We could be rock stars, man." 433 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,299 A little pinch. 434 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,890 Hey, Madison, look at me. Can you imagine it? 435 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,570 Me and Kev on a world tour? 436 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,005 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 437 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,439 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 438 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,542 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 439 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,316 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 440 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,296 Come on. Join in in our band. Come on. 441 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,965 ♪ Dooby da ba doo-wop ♪ 442 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,967 There she is! 443 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,969 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 444 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,405 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 445 00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:50,008 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 446 00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,409 ♪ Ba du ♪ 447 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,411 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 448 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,113 ♪ Ba du bop ♪ 449 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,348 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 450 00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:58,574 Randall? 451 00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:00,550 Kev? 452 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,215 I want to hit you, but I also want to kiss you. 453 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,844 Yeah, that's... 454 00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:21,263 I get it. 455 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,725 Sounds like you had some company, though, right? 456 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:27,094 Yeah, he, um... he called to check in on me. 457 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,313 He was on the phone for hours. 458 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,124 Really? Wow. 459 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,554 Randall, I don't know what to say, man. 460 00:21:35,578 --> 00:21:37,856 Nothing required, man. 461 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,591 I knew you'd make it. 462 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,226 I'm gonna pass the torch. 463 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,551 We'll catch up soon. 464 00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:45,220 Thanks, guys. 465 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,349 Hey. You got this, M-Cat. 466 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,994 I can't believe you actually made it. 467 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,496 Yeah, no, it's... 468 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,506 You wouldn't believe the insane night that I had. 469 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,743 The head of TSA at the Seattle airport is 470 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,578 definitely going on our Christmas card list. 471 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,391 Doesn't matter. 472 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,204 None of that matters. 473 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,085 The only thing that matters is that I made it. 474 00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:20,171 Before I left, you asked me 475 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,083 how this family was gonna fit into my life. 476 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,975 Yeah. 477 00:22:24,805 --> 00:22:26,783 This family is my life. 478 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,424 Uh, I quit the movie. 479 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,059 Yeah, no, I don't want to take jobs 480 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,810 that are gonna take me away from you. 481 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:36,698 And this... these beautiful babies 482 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,941 that we're about ready to meet. 483 00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,193 This is all I'll ever need. 484 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,465 I made it. 485 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,545 You made it. 486 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,484 These masks are really pulling my ears forward. 487 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,751 I feel like Dumbo. You're about ready to have twins with Dumbo. 488 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,191 Kate. 489 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:30,678 I want to hold her. 490 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:35,172 I know that I said that I didn't, but I changed my mind. 491 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,905 Uh, of course. Yeah. 492 00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,604 All right, Mom. 493 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,697 - Here's your daughter. - Oh, um, she's gonna hold her. 494 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,673 Hi. 495 00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,337 So that's what you look like. 496 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:30,137 Kate, do you... do you mind if... 497 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,599 I would just like to be alone with her. 498 00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:36,310 Oh, um... 499 00:25:36,961 --> 00:25:37,895 yeah. 500 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,730 Of course. 501 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,471 G-7? 502 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,598 The twins are good. 503 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,994 Still just the one picture, and no new update from Kate. 504 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,369 Well, I'm sure we'll hear something 505 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:05,731 - when there's something to hear. - Yeah. 506 00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:10,719 What is that? 507 00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:13,240 - Hmm? - The blobs. 508 00:26:13,264 --> 00:26:15,242 The-the painting. You've been staring at that all night. 509 00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:16,684 What is that? 510 00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:22,916 What's all this? 511 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,642 This is the best possible solution 512 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,812 I could find to try and save them. 513 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,533 I'm gonna go get my hair dryer. 514 00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:30,798 No, Bec. 515 00:26:31,365 --> 00:26:33,174 It's fine. They-they're ruined. 516 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,309 Really, I'm-I'm over it. 517 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,706 Jack... 518 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:42,460 making fun of our kids together is our thing. 519 00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:44,829 It's our one coping mechanism 520 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,731 against three sets of teenage hormones. 521 00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:48,166 Yeah, I know. You're right. 522 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,725 So, what is the deal? 523 00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:57,198 They don't want to hang out with us anymore. 524 00:26:58,095 --> 00:27:02,312 It's-it's... it's moving really fast. 525 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,042 You know, they-they like us one moment, and then the next... 526 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,885 They're teenagers. 527 00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:09,554 It's perfectly normal that they want to 528 00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,556 hang out with other teenagers over us. 529 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:14,274 I know, but we only have 530 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,910 a few more years together under the same roof. 531 00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:19,955 Okay, a few more years where we get to be a part 532 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,249 of their daily lives. 533 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,126 And then what? 534 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,088 They're gonna move out. 535 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:28,288 And forget vacations to the cabin. 536 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,315 Babe, w-we're gonna be lucky if they call us 537 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,778 once a week just to let us know what's going on in their lives. 538 00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:37,681 Babe, it is not gonna be like that. 539 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,201 It was like that for us. 540 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,270 We moved out of our parents' houses, 541 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,272 and we never looked back. 542 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,788 Okay. 543 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:49,783 You being moody I can handle, but comparing us to our parents, 544 00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:51,786 that is a bridge too far, mister. 545 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:58,244 Jack, our family is not ending anytime soon. 546 00:27:58,268 --> 00:28:00,120 Come here. Come here. 547 00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:04,384 Look at this picture. 548 00:28:04,408 --> 00:28:06,142 Do you see how the colors 549 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,704 from their little handprints have... have soaked 550 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,530 all the way down to ours? 551 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,425 We're all still there together. 552 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:18,729 We are, even if it doesn't look the way that it used to. 553 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,968 And even when we are old fogeys 554 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,737 living out here in the woods one day 555 00:28:24,761 --> 00:28:29,008 like witches from some children's fairy tale, 556 00:28:29,032 --> 00:28:31,568 we're still gonna be close to them. 557 00:28:32,569 --> 00:28:34,480 Didn't realize we were gonna be witches. 558 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:37,083 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna let myself really go. 559 00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,283 Oh, okay. 560 00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:40,653 We will never miss a thing. 561 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,787 Not the little stuff, 562 00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:44,540 and especially not the big stuff. 563 00:28:47,134 --> 00:28:48,534 Mm. 564 00:28:53,173 --> 00:28:54,784 So we framed it, 565 00:28:54,808 --> 00:28:58,470 as a... reminder 566 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,190 to always be close, 567 00:29:01,214 --> 00:29:03,267 never miss a thing. 568 00:29:05,185 --> 00:29:08,230 I know it's silly, but I feel like... 569 00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:11,185 like I'm letting down Jack 570 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,861 by not being there for them today. 571 00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:17,022 Like I'm-I'm not holding up my end of the promise. 572 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,858 - Rebecca, you... - No, it-it's okay. 573 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,951 You don't have to make me feel better. 574 00:29:23,653 --> 00:29:25,664 We never talk about this. 575 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,543 How you... 576 00:29:30,293 --> 00:29:33,046 have to bear Jack's death differently. 577 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,048 For yourself... 578 00:29:35,699 --> 00:29:37,384 and for me. 579 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,002 And our marriage. 580 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,309 Thank you. 581 00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:50,272 I know it's a lot. 582 00:29:50,814 --> 00:29:52,425 I know I'm a lot. 583 00:29:52,449 --> 00:29:54,318 Hey. 584 00:29:57,854 --> 00:29:59,656 You're just the right amount. 585 00:30:11,447 --> 00:30:13,348 Hi, little one. 586 00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:19,986 So you're the reason I've been skipping cold cuts 587 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,845 for the last nine months, huh? 588 00:30:24,097 --> 00:30:26,826 You should know that I live and die 589 00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:29,228 by pastrami on rye, so... 590 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,621 this hasn't been easy for me. 591 00:30:35,725 --> 00:30:37,069 But... 592 00:30:38,095 --> 00:30:41,698 from the minute that I knew that you were real 593 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:45,118 and I was really having you... 594 00:30:47,107 --> 00:30:49,665 ...I knew that I needed to take care of you. 595 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,464 Even if you were never meant to be mine. 596 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,902 Giving you to Toby and Kate is 597 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,511 the hardest thing I have ever done. 598 00:31:04,846 --> 00:31:07,349 But it might just be the best thing I'll ever do. 599 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:12,646 So I have to say goodbye to you now, 600 00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,725 because there is someone really special 601 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,051 waiting to say hello. 602 00:31:24,691 --> 00:31:26,076 Hi. 603 00:31:27,694 --> 00:31:29,096 Hi. 604 00:31:29,696 --> 00:31:30,789 Thank you. 605 00:31:31,197 --> 00:31:32,874 Hi, sweet girl. 606 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,211 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 607 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,130 Oh, my goodness. 608 00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:40,139 Hi. 609 00:31:42,032 --> 00:31:43,844 I'm your mom. 610 00:31:54,464 --> 00:31:57,190 I feel like I have waited my whole life to meet you. 611 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,598 I can't wait to watch you grow up. 612 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,408 To French-braid your hair. 613 00:32:07,538 --> 00:32:09,786 And to make Play-Doh castles together. 614 00:32:11,872 --> 00:32:14,073 And I got to be honest with you. 615 00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,895 The world is... it's a little nutty out there 616 00:32:17,919 --> 00:32:19,588 right now, but... 617 00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:24,259 no matter what, no matter what, 618 00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:26,303 I can promise you this: 619 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,806 You will never, ever... 620 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,517 doubt your place in it. 621 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,231 And I'm really excited for you to meet your dad. 622 00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:40,941 Do you want to meet your dad? 623 00:32:48,349 --> 00:32:49,701 Hey. 624 00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:52,297 Do we have a baby? 625 00:32:52,321 --> 00:32:53,596 We do. 626 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,565 Meet your daughter Hailey. 627 00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:02,756 Hi there, Hailey Rose. 628 00:33:03,924 --> 00:33:06,829 Hailey Rose Damon. I love it. 629 00:33:07,055 --> 00:33:08,211 Aw. 630 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,889 Wait, after Rose Tico from Star Wars, right? 631 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,266 Uh... 632 00:33:14,131 --> 00:33:16,520 yeah, something like that. 633 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,648 Oh, my goodness, look at all that hair. 634 00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:21,900 What I wouldn't give. 635 00:33:22,183 --> 00:33:24,428 She's like Fabio in his prime. 636 00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:26,720 I know. 637 00:33:34,629 --> 00:33:36,123 Oh, it's Kev. 638 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,210 Well, 639 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:43,121 how does it feel to be the Pearson family's newest dad? 640 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,625 Yeah. Man, I can't believe I'm a dad, dude. 641 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:48,995 Congrats, Papa Bear. 642 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:50,497 - Beth says... - I heard. 643 00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:53,033 Yeah, no, I heard. Thank you. Thank you very much. 644 00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,374 Uh, you got names? 645 00:33:55,554 --> 00:33:56,535 Names? Yes. 646 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,229 Uh, Nicholas and Frances. 647 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:00,772 Nicholas. 648 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,834 Oh, man, Uncle Nicky will be through the roof. 649 00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:07,379 And, uh, Frances? 650 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:10,190 - Frances? - That's... unique. 651 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,465 I know, I know. 652 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,711 Um, named after Madison's grandmother. 653 00:34:13,735 --> 00:34:16,547 Um, she gave me Nicky, so we'll-we'll call her Franny. 654 00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:18,082 Right on. Franny's cute. 655 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,767 Franny is definitely cute. 656 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,877 Yeah, yeah. 657 00:34:25,922 --> 00:34:28,148 Man, eight hours ago, I was dragging some guy 658 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:32,362 out of his totaled SUV, and now here I am a dad. 659 00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:33,597 To twins. 660 00:34:33,621 --> 00:34:34,955 Damn. 661 00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,869 Yesterday, I was in New Orleans 662 00:34:38,893 --> 00:34:42,022 communing with the spirit of my birth mom. 663 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,608 Now I own her house. 664 00:34:44,632 --> 00:34:46,026 Damn. 665 00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:48,003 Yeah. 666 00:34:52,622 --> 00:34:54,426 We got a lot to catch up on. 667 00:34:56,377 --> 00:34:57,496 Yeah. 668 00:35:01,405 --> 00:35:04,173 Randall, I was terrified when I was on that plane. 669 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,498 I was terrified that I wouldn't make it in time, 670 00:35:08,522 --> 00:35:10,500 and I was terrified that she would be alone, 671 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,753 and when I walked in that room, man, I heard your voice, 672 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,222 and I, um... 673 00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:20,467 Thank you. Thank you. 674 00:35:22,237 --> 00:35:24,215 After everything that we've been through recently, 675 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,482 you're still... 676 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,359 You're my brother. 677 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,145 Yeah. 678 00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:37,127 I did say some... some pretty horrible things to you, Randall, 679 00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:39,353 and the truth is you are... 680 00:35:43,258 --> 00:35:45,043 You're the best person I know. 681 00:35:46,503 --> 00:35:48,103 And on my finest day, 682 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:52,459 I am simply doing a poor man's imitation of you. 683 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,568 Hey, man. 684 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,255 We both said things. 685 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,513 Tensions were high. 686 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,479 We got a lot of ground to cover. 687 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,982 Lot of things I didn't... 688 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,934 see growing up. 689 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,403 Hey, man. 690 00:36:11,427 --> 00:36:13,962 If you really want to have that conversation with me, 691 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,700 then I cannot wait to have it with you. 692 00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:19,603 And one day, when you don't have 693 00:36:19,627 --> 00:36:23,323 two brand-spanking-new babies and just went through a whole 694 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:26,518 Planes, Trains and Automobiles adventure to get to, 695 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,169 we will have it. 696 00:36:28,628 --> 00:36:30,046 I promise you that. 697 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:32,173 But now is not the time. 698 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:36,746 Now is the time to celebrate your new family. 699 00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:37,821 Yes. 700 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:42,467 I can't believe you told her the "MMMBop" story. 701 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,241 Hi. 702 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:01,044 Hi. 703 00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,264 What time does your watch say? 704 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,457 Um... 705 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,243 - 9:53. - Mm. 706 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,545 9:53. That's good. 707 00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:14,232 I was worried maybe all the clocks in the house were fast. 708 00:37:14,507 --> 00:37:16,352 I didn't want to accuse you of being 709 00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:20,013 three hours and 53 minutes late for no reason. 710 00:37:21,214 --> 00:37:23,492 - Look, Es, I... - One night. 711 00:37:23,516 --> 00:37:26,495 I asked you for one night to come home at 6:00 712 00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:28,271 to have dinner with your son. 713 00:37:29,064 --> 00:37:32,134 He was so excited for you to eat the pizza he made you. 714 00:37:32,158 --> 00:37:33,703 I wanted to make it home. 715 00:37:33,727 --> 00:37:35,504 What could you be doing in that office 716 00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:37,364 that is so much more important than us? 717 00:37:39,566 --> 00:37:42,244 I'm so close to something huge, Es. 718 00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:44,655 No one has created an efficient algorithm 719 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,158 to compute the Karhunen-Loève transform. 720 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,993 So I had the idea to approach the problem 721 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,695 by studying a cosine transform, 722 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,319 - and then... - No, stop. 723 00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:59,177 If I am going to forgive you, 724 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,320 then I need to understand why 725 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:04,123 what you are doing matters so much to you. 726 00:38:05,425 --> 00:38:08,687 So explain it to me so I will understand. 727 00:38:09,095 --> 00:38:11,356 Explain it to me like I'm... 728 00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:14,150 like I'm our four-year-old son. 729 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,681 All right, well, 730 00:38:18,705 --> 00:38:21,840 you want to move on to something else? 731 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,786 No, it's-it's late. I think I'm all gamed out. 732 00:38:24,810 --> 00:38:26,544 Okay. 733 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,586 Oh, God, it's Kate. 734 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:37,458 When your mother wants a picture of Mike, what do we do? 735 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,751 We mail it to her. 736 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,487 Right. We mail it to Argentina. 737 00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:43,221 She gets it a few weeks later. 738 00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:45,557 What if, instead of waiting for the mail, 739 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:50,704 she could see the photo on a computer almost instantly? 740 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,496 What do you mean? 741 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:55,475 The military has created a network of computers 742 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,778 around the world that are all connected. 743 00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:00,295 Soon, common people will have them, 744 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:04,451 and if my team can optimize a form of data compression, 745 00:39:05,785 --> 00:39:07,952 they'll be able to share images. 746 00:39:08,732 --> 00:39:12,034 So, you put a picture on a computer, 747 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:15,470 and my mother across the world sees the same picture? 748 00:39:15,494 --> 00:39:19,041 Yes, and imagine if one day it wasn't just a picture. 749 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,876 Imagine it was a movie. 750 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:24,695 Imagine you could talk to someone on a screen, 751 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:28,475 like a phone call but with video. 752 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,855 - Hi. Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, Kate. 753 00:39:32,879 --> 00:39:34,490 - Hi, Mom. - Hi. 754 00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:36,808 I'm sorry I couldn't call during the labor. 755 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,601 It got really intense in there. 756 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,488 - It's okay. - But, um, she's here. 757 00:39:42,155 --> 00:39:44,840 She's here. Do you want to meet your granddaughter? 758 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:47,494 Yes, I do. We do. 759 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,657 Oh... 760 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,208 my goodness. 761 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,294 - That's Hailey. - Wow. 762 00:39:55,318 --> 00:39:56,762 See her? 763 00:39:56,786 --> 00:39:58,330 She's gorgeous. 764 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,399 Oh. 765 00:40:00,423 --> 00:40:02,935 She's so beautiful, Kate. 766 00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:04,344 Oh, my goodness. 767 00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,971 I don't even know what to say. 768 00:40:07,263 --> 00:40:09,265 Oh, my. 769 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,211 All right, you ready? Look at this. 770 00:40:25,212 --> 00:40:25,924 Look what we did. 771 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,907 So, here is perfect baby number one. 772 00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,562 And then... 773 00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:31,663 proud mommy. 774 00:40:31,687 --> 00:40:33,165 - Hi. - And... 775 00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:34,399 professional tennis player. 776 00:40:34,423 --> 00:40:35,600 - Hi. - Hi, Grandma. 777 00:40:35,624 --> 00:40:37,736 Hi, Nick and Franny. 778 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,338 Look at those little faces. 779 00:40:42,331 --> 00:40:44,476 You missed a spot, right there! 780 00:40:48,971 --> 00:40:49,981 Oh. 781 00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,758 Is Toby jealous of all that hair? 782 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,127 Of course. 783 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,895 I feel like I'm gonna have to shave her head 784 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,464 just to, like, level the playing field. 785 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,920 This handsome young man right here... 786 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,056 this is Nick. 787 00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:09,569 Wait, Nick? 788 00:41:10,123 --> 00:41:12,612 - You named him after me? - Yeah. 789 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,707 M-Mostly Nic Cage, but yeah, also you. 790 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,794 How about that? 791 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,796 Hi, Rose. 792 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,416 Badass Rose is coming home. 793 00:41:30,459 --> 00:41:32,904 Nick, Franny... 794 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,519 - Yeah. - This is your cousin Hailey. 795 00:41:35,543 --> 00:41:36,853 Oh, beautiful. 796 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:38,537 Aw, look at her. 797 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:39,898 My goodness. 798 00:41:40,173 --> 00:41:42,117 The new Big Three. 799 00:41:58,257 --> 00:42:00,202 Just squeeze those babies' cheeks for us 800 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,071 and tell them how much we love them, okay? 801 00:42:02,095 --> 00:42:04,206 We will. Okay. 802 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,841 Okay, Mom. Say goodbye, everybody. Bye, fam. 803 00:42:05,865 --> 00:42:07,176 Love you. 804 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,578 - Love you, too. - Yeah, we love you. We miss you. 805 00:42:22,215 --> 00:42:25,828 _ 806 00:42:25,852 --> 00:42:28,931 _ 807 00:42:28,955 --> 00:42:31,600 _ 808 00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:33,569 _ 809 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:37,406 _ 810 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,197 _ 811 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:43,012 _ 812 00:42:43,036 --> 00:42:45,137 _ 813 00:42:46,014 --> 00:42:49,058 _ 814 00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:55,373 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.