1 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:16,138 So loretta was swearing at you and yelling at you? 2 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:19,244 - yeah. - And she really thought you were cheating on her? 3 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:22,118 Auntie rae gave me-- She gave me the finger 4 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,055 - As she was driving away. Yeah. - Did she really? 5 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,580 - Oh god. - "Fuck you, larry." 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,456 How's it feel living alone? 7 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,156 Well, i'm not alone. I've still got leon. 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,130 Umm, listen. 9 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,861 I know i brought it up a million times, 10 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:38,632 But nbc is still harping me about 11 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,605 About doing a "seinfeld" reunion. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,200 Again? Don't they give up, these people? 13 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,234 So what do you think? 14 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,475 You know, those reunion shows, they're so lame, really. 15 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:51,541 They never work. The actors are 10 years older. 16 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,643 It just doesn't look right. 17 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,211 You know, i don't think so. And jerry would never want to do it, either. 18 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,190 All right, look. I'm in agreement with you 19 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,215 But here's what i need, okay? 20 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,490 Come with me to nbc-- Let me set up a meeting-- 21 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,963 Say no. That way i can always say to them, 22 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,228 "He said no. You heard it from him." 23 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,394 - Fine. - Thank you. They'll leave me alone. 24 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,961 We move on to other things. None of this crap. 25 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,168 - Hi, honey. How are you doing? - Hi. Oh, the same. 26 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,335 - I'm sorry. - Really not good. Hi, lar. 27 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,835 - Hey. What's the matter? - I-- You know, i'm tired. 28 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,348 I'm achy-- My knees ache. 29 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,908 I feel weak. I've been to two doctors-- 30 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,113 Everybody says i'm fine. It's in my head, 31 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:31,282 Which is bullshit. As you know, i'm always happy and up. 32 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:33,622 You are a picture of happiness. 33 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,491 - She does have a very good disposition. - Jeff: she's bubbly. 34 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:37,496 - Wouldn't you say that? Bubbly. - Larry: yeah, i think so. 35 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,090 I've never been so tired. It's just like-- 36 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,260 Have you been in any tall grass lately? 37 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,800 Well, you know, on fire island i was in tall grass. 38 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,864 I was on the dunes, in the grass when we were there. 39 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,568 Have you been tested for lyme disease? 40 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,839 You think it's a tick bite or something? 41 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:55,177 It could be. I know somebody who had something, it wasn't diagnosed 44 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,810 What are you, a fucking doctor? How do you know these things? 45 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,688 ( Chuckles ) i'm a hypochondriac, so i'm aware of this stuff. 46 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:20,769 oh my god. 47 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,275 - What is this? - Cheryl: what are you doing? 48 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,334 I can't believe it. This is the second time 49 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,744 I've run into you in, what, three weeks? 50 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,112 - What are you doing here? - I had an audition. 51 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,313 - Really? - Yeah, i'm acting again. 52 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:36,481 - Wow. How'd you do? - I did okay. 53 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,354 - Yeah. - I don't think i got it. I don't know. 54 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,484 How do you know? What are you doing here? 55 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,552 I have a meeting 56 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:45,962 With jeff and nbc about a "seinfeld" reunion, 57 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,523 - But it's-- - Really? 58 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,330 Yeah, but i'm not-- I'm not gonna do it. 59 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,167 - I'm just going-- - No, that's perfect. People love reunion shows. 60 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,435 How much would people love to see that cast back together? 61 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,341 See what they're doing now, years later, and how they look? 62 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,107 - So you'd be running-- Running it. - Yeah, i'd be writing it. 63 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,410 - Yeah, what i used to do. Yeah. - Writing it and-- 64 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,349 My god. You have to write a part for me. 65 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,081 - Oh ho, you've got it. - Okay. I'm not kidding. 66 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,713 - Yeah. - I'm not kidding. 67 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,621 - You're not kidding. Okay, fine. - No, i'm not. 68 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,786 - What else is going on? - Oh, i'm just-- I'm doing pilates, 69 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,796 I'm learning japanese and i'm into the lakers. 70 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,298 - I am finally appreciating-- - Now you're into basketball? 71 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,665 - After i leave? - But now i've got some girlfriends that are-- 72 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,603 They are into it and we're going on thursday night, 73 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,833 - Going to the game. - Really? I was actually thinking 74 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,671 About going to that game. I was gonna buy scalper's tickets. 75 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,574 - Oh. - Maybe i'll run into you. 76 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,011 - I'm sure you will. Why wouldn't you? - Why wouldn't i? Yeah. 77 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,914 - I should run. - Okay. 78 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,611 - But it's good to see you. - Good to see you. 79 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,482 - Really. Bye. - Bye. 80 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,398 - What's she doing here? - She's-- She's acting again. 81 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:55,230 - She had an audition. - Oh. Good for her. 82 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,237 - All right, let's get this bullshit over with. - Okay. 83 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,239 Sandy: larry, i'm going to ask you the same question 84 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,400 That every affiliate asks me 85 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,342 every day of my job-- 86 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,039 Is "when are we going to get a 'seinfeld' reunion?" 87 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:11,313 - Yeah. I don't know. - Huh? 88 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:14,514 Well, the window is wide open right now and it's kind of perfect. 89 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,182 well, listening to you... 90 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,783 - ...Has me excited. - Well, it's because i'm excited! 91 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,794 i think that-- 92 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,625 What are you thinking? Hour, half hour? 93 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,631 I am thinking whatever you want to do. 94 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,462 What are you thinking? Do you want to do an hour? 95 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,434 Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care. 96 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,063 It's the finest commodity nbc has put out... 97 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:35,774 i really like what you did in that take. 98 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,709 Really? 'Cause i can try it different way if you want me to. 99 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,714 - I can-- - No, don't change a thing. It's perfect. 100 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,308 And as far as the rest of you go, 101 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,147 I've got a couple of little things. 102 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,016 - Uh, michael? - Yeah. 103 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,023 I loved the entrance. That slide? It's working. 104 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,025 Well, it's making me a bit dizzy, 105 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,788 But i'll do anything for you, larry. 106 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,590 Julia, the business with the apple-- 107 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,392 Come on, how funny is that? 108 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,922 Hey, it was your idea and it completely works. 109 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,231 The glasses? You're killing me. 110 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,567 I can't do it as good as you, but i'm gonna keep trying. 111 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:08,836 Yeah, and that new line-- The kumquat and the quail? 112 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,503 - You're amazing. - Yeah, amazing. 113 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,308 - Jerry and julia: amazing. - Yeah, you're really unbelievable, larry. 114 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:18,845 Man: we are thinking to leave the door open to the creative-- 115 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,409 - I'll-- I'll do it. - What? 116 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:21,886 - I'll do it. - You'll do it?! 117 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,752 - Execs: that is amazing. - Really? 118 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,281 - That's fantastic. - Wow. 119 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,816 - You're gonna do it? - I'm gonna do it. 120 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,919 And i have a pretty good idea for george too. 121 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,226 - He's already writing. - In the 11 years since the show's 122 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,564 been off the air, he's gotten married, divorced 123 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,501 And now he's gonna try to get his wife back. 124 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,027 - Funny. - Okay. 125 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,063 I know it's not a great idea, but i can work on it. 126 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,302 - No, i think it's a great idea. - I love this. 127 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,471 - What about jerry? - I'll talk to jerry and i'll talk to the cast. 128 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,241 - Great. Great. - Woman: great. 129 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,805 - Man #2: awesome. - We need to celebrate. 130 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,010 - Woman: we do, yes. - You like basketball? 131 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,246 - Of course. - Do i like basketball? Yeah, of course. 132 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,687 - He loves basketball. - Do you want to go to a laker's game? 133 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,623 We were gonna try to go thursday night. 134 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,717 - Yeah, we were gonna get scalper's tickets. - No need. No need. 135 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,820 - We will hook you up. Yes, i will hook you up. - No kidding? 136 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,660 - Wow. - Don't you even worry about that. 137 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:08,563 You should've brought this idea up a long time ago. 138 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,000 Thanks. 139 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,628 - This is exciting. - Okay. 140 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,405 Gotta call jerry. 141 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,740 - Oh! - Maybe i'll do that in the car. 142 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,541 You know who you've got to call? 143 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,549 Cheryl, to tell her that she's gonna be 144 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,881 In a "seinfeld" reunion show. 145 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,648 I know what you're up to. You're so full of it. 146 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,679 We're sitting up there, you say i'll do it 147 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,554 And i'm going "really? You'll do it?" 148 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,924 And literally, it hit me the second we walked out of that meeting. 149 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,623 It's like "oh! This is your plan 150 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,187 To get your ex-Wife back." 151 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,032 Pretty fucking brilliant if you ask me. 152 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,696 Well, i mean, think of it this way: 153 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,934 I'm gonna-- I'll be with her every day on the set, 154 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,067 Directing her, working with her. 155 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:53,272 - She'll see me in this whole new light. - As a working man. 156 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,712 And already she started looking at me differently 157 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,215 - When i told her i was going for the meeting. - I know. 158 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,718 This is great. And i'm a hero now with nbc. 159 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,744 So i'm all for it. I'm gonna back you on this the whole way. 160 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,313 Pretty brilliant. 161 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,150 Good afternoon. 162 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,185 I've got this really good idea for george. 163 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,662 He's gotten married, divorced 164 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,690 And now he's trying to get his ex-Wife back. 165 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,703 - I think that could be funny. - Yeah, that's not bad. 166 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,728 But anyway, there's no shortage of ideas. 167 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,866 But why would we do something like this? 168 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:26,675 I mean, i remember you talking about-- 169 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,737 Whenever a sitcom does a reunion episode 170 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,612 You say, "isn't it pathetic?" 171 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,016 - I said pathetic? - Desperate, pathetic. 172 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,781 - Desperate? - When we would watch shows-- Other shows-- 173 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,119 We'd see them do reunion shows, 174 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,124 You would look and you'd make that face-- 175 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,752 You know, that very judgmental face of yours... 176 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,024 - i did? - ...where you see people 177 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,395 Who do not have your aesthetic standards. 178 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,730 You criticize and downgrade them for it. 179 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,759 That's your style. 180 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,964 - Criticizing and downgrading? - Yes. 181 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,802 What's not quite clear to me 182 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,275 Is how you seem to have shifted 183 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,939 Your whole attitude about these shows. 184 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,345 - I haven't shifted. - No, you've shifted. 185 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,575 - No, there's no shift. - There's a shift. 186 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,278 - No shift. - I'm being sold something here 187 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,947 And i don't know why. I get that funny feeling, 188 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,615 Like when you're in a car showroom 189 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,887 And the guy is just trying to close that deal on the car. 190 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:17,157 It-- It's just weird to me that you suddenly like an idea 191 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,323 That you always always hated. 192 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,993 I don't know. It'd just be fun to get together. 193 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,934 Get together? 194 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,733 You're not a get-Together guy. 195 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,001 You don't like to get together. You hate to get together. 196 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,905 We could have a dinner. Why don't we just have a nice dinner? 197 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:33,036 I just think that everybody wants it. 198 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,809 Why are we depriving them of this? It's crazy. 199 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,645 I know, but it's like you're going back to an old girlfriend 200 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,947 And saying "hey, maybe i can make it work now, 201 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,715 10 years later." 202 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,416 Does that ever work in any relationship that you can think of? 203 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,119 Robert wagner and natalie wood. How about that? 204 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,252 They got divorced and they got back together. 205 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,786 And then she slipped off the boat and died. 206 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,994 - So how did that work out? - It was an accident. 207 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,434 And christopher walken? How do you explain that? 208 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,700 I don't know what he was doing on the boat. 209 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,910 Just tell me-- Why isn't it lame? 210 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,879 Why isn't-- Isn't it lame? 211 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,179 Because we'll do it in a way that won't be lame. 212 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,116 - We will. - Yeah. I can't argue with that. 213 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,123 - Let me talk to the others. - All right. 214 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,352 If i get the others, will you go along with it? 215 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,258 I guess i would, yeah. 216 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,661 - Really? - I trust your instincts. 217 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,665 - I trust you. - I'm telling you, it's gonna be funny. 218 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:27,996 And what about that story you were talking about-- 219 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,331 How george would have an ex-Wife? 220 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,460 - Yeah. - You know who'd be great for that is meg ryan. 221 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,336 Are you kidding me? 222 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,999 - Yes, meg ryan. - Meg ryan? 223 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,975 - I-- - I saw her in this thing the other night. 224 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,477 She got up and talked, she looks great. 225 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,810 - She's funny. She's great. - I don't know. I think we'd rather go with an unknown. 226 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:45,305 You know what? Casting will take care of itself. 227 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,648 - Yeah. It will. - We'll, you know-- 228 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,517 - It will. Let's do it. - Fantastic. 229 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,112 - All right. Okay. - All right. 230 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,817 - I'm gonna talk to the others. - That sounds great. 231 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,017 Okay. 232 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,693 The big thing for george is the ex-Wife who left him... 233 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,892 - yes. - ...and he wants to get her back. 234 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,198 No one's gonna buy it. The character is unlovable. 235 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:08,070 He is a-- You know, he's a jerky, schmucky little character. 236 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,506 All right? He's just a buffoon. 237 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,602 He's so unappealing that to buy that there was a marriage 238 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,044 - That's sustained at all-- - All right, first of all, 239 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,548 Why is he unappealing? People loved the character. 240 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,982 Because he's selfish, he's stupid, he lies... 241 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,543 - yeah, but people-- He's not stupid. - ...he's abrasive, he's inept. 242 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,680 - He's funny. Everything you just said is funny. - Yeah, it's funny. 243 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,213 - Okay, so maybe that's why-- - It's funny 'cause everybody laughs at him, 244 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:28,420 'Cause we all know schmucks like that. 245 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,828 But what i like about it-- Here's the upside to it, really-- 246 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,332 It could make up for the finale. That's for sure. 247 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,925 What does that mean? "Make up for the fin"-- 248 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,333 There's nothing to make up for. 249 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,134 It really lets us end "seinfeld" on a good note. 250 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,766 It could be a "we know. We know. We're sorry." 251 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,400 On that level i like it. 252 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,435 And, creatively, it makes me-- My juices are going. 253 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,608 - My juice is going. - Wait. What-- 254 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,914 What's going on in this restaurant? 255 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,544 - Oh, the photos? - Yeah. 256 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,452 Boy, those are distracting, huh? 257 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,184 - But anyway, what were you saying? - And julia-- 258 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,657 Everybody is down for this? 259 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,284 I mean, have you talked to julia about this? 260 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,955 - I was supposed to meet with her today... - Yeah? 261 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,157 ...but she said she had to drive her daughter to a birthday party. 262 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,790 And she kinda blew me off, so i don't know. 263 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,700 But i'm gonna meet with her tomorrow. Jerry'll do it if you do it. 264 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,000 - And michael-- Yes? - I haven't spoken to him yet, 265 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,438 But i'm gonna meet with everybody. 266 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,839 All right. You know what? Let's do it. 267 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,344 You know what? Let's do it. I'm excited. 268 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,278 - Great. - This is gonna work. 269 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,645 - It's gonna be great. - And you know what? 270 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,914 For george's ex-Wife, if we get one of these great actresses 271 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,385 That has the little bit of the funny voice-- 272 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,050 You know, like a jennifer tilly, like a kristin chenoweth. 273 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,855 You don't need to concern yourself so much with who's playing george's wife. 274 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,657 - It's not concern. I'm excited. - Next thing i know, 275 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,288 You're gonna be-- What, you're gonna be writing with me. 276 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,298 - You need some ideas? - No, we're good. 277 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,459 - 'Cause, you know, there were a few things... - Yeah, all right. 278 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,299 - ...That i pitched over the years you didn't-- - Yeah, whatever. 279 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,271 - They weren't that great. - And it's nice. 280 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,069 - We'll go out on a good note this time. - We'll have a great time. 281 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,735 We went out-- We already went out on a-- 282 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,038 Thank you. Thank you very much. 283 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,807 - Ah yes, thank you. - I hope everything was great. 284 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,279 - It was fantastic. - We don't need to go out on a good note. 285 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,578 - We went out on a good note. - And we'll do it again. 286 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,107 What are you going to leave? Let's coordinate the tip here. 287 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:03,349 - Why? - Well, when we split the check, 288 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,550 We both have the exact same bill. 289 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,389 So why don't we leave the same thing so one of us doesn't look like an idiot? 290 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,657 What, are we favored nations all of a sudden for lunch? 291 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,960 No, but what is the big deal if we both leave the same amount? 292 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,397 What do you want to leave? What's your inclination? 293 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,060 - $12. - $12? 294 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,662 - Yeah. - Good. Put down $12. 295 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,604 - Write-- Write $12 down. - How much are you gonna leave? 296 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,041 - Mm-Hmm. Mmm. Mmm. - What's your plan here? 297 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:30,014 I'm encouraging you to leave $12. 298 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,883 I think it's a number. There's nothing to be ashamed of 299 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:38,720 In writing $12 under "gratuity" on your check. 300 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,124 Are you gonna leave $12? 301 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,627 You want to know what i'm leaving? 302 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,253 I'm gonna write down what i'm leaving right now. 303 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,856 I'm writing a number. 304 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,696 Now i'm folding that number 305 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:52,295 And i'm putting it inside my little leather check holder. 306 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,704 Waiter. Thank you very much. 307 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,970 - No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much. 308 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,409 You're not gonna tell me what you left? Is that it? 309 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,504 I am very excited about our show. 310 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,981 You don't believe in tip coordination, is that it? 311 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,644 Let's stay in touch about the girl. It's very important. 312 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,346 I've got a couple of ideas. I'll email you. 313 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,981 This is exciting, larry. 314 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,217 Larry: and some funny ideas for elaine. 315 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,091 - Oh, really? Like what? - Yeah. 316 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,494 A little girl asks you to give her doll a haircut. 317 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,123 - Mm-Hmm. - You give her the haircut, 318 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,566 She finds out it doesn't grow back and she freaks out. 319 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:26,264 - Yeah, elaine around a kid. - Around the kid and her mother yelling at her. 320 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,569 - So that could be funny. - Uh-Huh, but i don't know. 321 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,373 I have to tell you, larry, i've never seen a reunion show 322 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,971 - That was not tacky. - Yeah, i-- 323 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,505 I mean, every time you see one of these reunion shows, 324 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,381 It feels like they're doing it for the wrong reasons. 325 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:42,216 - Really? - Hey, is jerry into it? 326 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,779 Completely into it. He's chomping at the bit. 327 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,792 - Really? - Is it chomping or champing? 328 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,953 I think it's chomp-- Champing? What is champing? 329 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,258 I think it's spelled "champing" but pronounced "chomping." 330 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,630 No, it's spelled "chomping" and it's pronounced "chomping." 331 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,033 - Not so sure. - I'm so sure. 332 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,503 - Really? Hmm. - Yeah. Chomp. 333 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:02,200 Well, regardless, jason-- Into it, 334 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,766 - Wants to do it. - Oh my god. 335 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,744 - I-- - Come on, let's do it. 336 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,111 Okay, well, maybe-- All right. All right. 337 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,173 - I'm into it. - Fantastic. 338 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,913 - ( Phone ringing ) - I've got to go get this. Be right back. 339 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,114 - Can i get you anything to drink? - No thanks, i'm good. 340 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,521 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah. 341 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,683 - Hey! - Hey. 342 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,490 - How's it going? - It's good. 343 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,929 How was the birthday party the other day? 344 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,933 What birthday party? 345 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:31,425 You know, you went to a birthday party with your mother. 346 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,802 No, i didn't go to a birthday party. 347 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,137 - Really? - Yeah, really. 348 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,268 That's not what your mother said. 349 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,870 I didn't go to a birthday party. 350 00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,649 Interesting. 351 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,489 Larry: i've got some really good ideas for kramer. 352 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,083 This one idea that actually happened to me-- 353 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,755 I picked up a hooker so i could use the carpool lane 354 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,492 To get to dodger stadium 'cause i was late for a ballgame. 355 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:03,126 That happened to me. I've spoken to jason, he wants to do it. 356 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,830 Jerry will do it. I just talked to julia, 357 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,338 She's in. What do you think? 358 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,500 Huh? Do you like that idea? 359 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,372 - Huh? - Yeah. Mmm. 360 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,469 - Good idea, right? - Oh, yeah. 361 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,345 I mean, am i crazy? Tell me. What do you think? 362 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,542 - Hmm? - Yeah. 363 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,574 - Am i crazy? - Hmm? 364 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,451 Am i crazy? Do you think i'm crazy? 365 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,217 I don't know. 366 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,247 Okay, i'm glad you said that. 367 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,590 I'm glad you think i'm crazy. That means it's a good idea. 368 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,653 If you think it's a crazy idea, then it's a good idea. 369 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,164 If you said, "no, you're not crazy," 370 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,756 Then i'd think it's not a good idea. 371 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,064 - You know what i'm talking about? - Yeah. 372 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,366 - Huh? You get that, right? - Definitely. Sure. 373 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,236 - So what do you think? - Yeah. What? 374 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,264 - Let's do it. - Do it? 375 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,675 Come on, let's do it. 376 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,679 - Let's do it. - What time do you have? 377 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,180 - 2:12. - ( Sighs ) 378 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,773 I'm sorry. I've got to pick up beth. 379 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,980 Oh, okay. I've got the check. What are you doing? 380 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,578 - You can get this? Just a tea. - Of course. Yeah, come on. 381 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,556 - You had a tea. Come on. - Okay, all right. 382 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,455 - This is exciting. Are you excited? - Yeah. 383 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,392 - Huh? It's exciting. - Yeah yeah. It was good seeing you. 384 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,020 - It's exciting, right? - I've gotta go. I'll see you later. 385 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,928 - Great to see you. I'm excited. - All right. 386 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,525 - How are we doing over here, sir? - Doing good. 387 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,432 - Good good. - Doing good. 388 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,199 - Anything i can get you? - No. I have a question i want to ask you. 389 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,967 - Okay. - You remember i was sitting here yesterday? 390 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,373 - Yeah. - Would you mind telling me 391 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,673 How much tip the guy i was with left you? 392 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,648 Oh. ( Chuckles ) we don't do that. 393 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,651 - You don't do what? - We don't share 394 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,550 - That information with customers. - Huh, "share information"? 395 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,555 Honestly, who gives a crap? 396 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,716 I was in here. I was with a guy. 397 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,726 I'm just curious. What did he leave? 398 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,389 It was a healthy-- Healthy tip. 399 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,991 - Was mine a healthy tip? - Yeah. 400 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,229 Was his healthier? 401 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,237 - I-- I-- - Let me ask you this question: 402 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,638 - Was it over $12? Huh? - Do you want me to refill your water or-- 403 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,973 Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 404 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,444 I-- I could really get in trouble with my manager. 405 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,969 Nobody even knows what we're talking about. 406 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,481 Scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 407 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,983 Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over $12? 408 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,613 - Oh, for god's sake. What an asshole. - Is there anything else? 409 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,987 Let me ask you this question: was it over $15? 410 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,083 Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over $15? 411 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,684 This is making me real uncomfortable. 412 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,854 Nobody's even... ( stammers ) to anything we're talking about. 413 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,057 Was it over $15? Tug on your tie. 414 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,658 - Oh my f-- Oh fuck! - Sir? 415 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,669 Is that all i can get you? 416 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,467 No, don't go yet. One second. I have one more question to ask you. 417 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,669 Did that son of a bitch give you a $20 tip? 418 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,803 - What if it was more? - How much did he give you? 419 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,938 - Huh? Was it over $30? - Do you want the check? 420 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,348 Yeah, if it's over $30, i want you to raise that cup over that pot. 421 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,012 - Okay, i hope you enjoyed your meal... - Yeah, thank you. 422 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,079 ...and come back soon. 423 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,462 - Larry: hey! - Jeff: hi, how are you? 424 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,124 Good. Guess what. 425 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,225 - What? - I've got some news. They're all in. 426 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,203 - Really? - We're doing the reunion show. 427 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,035 - Fantastic, man! - Is that unbelievable? 428 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,010 It's unbelievable. Who'd have thunk? Now check this out. 429 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:02,775 Susie has lyme disease. 430 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,141 - Who saved her life? Who saved her life? - Can you-- I saved her life. 431 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,586 - You saved her life. - Dr. David. 432 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,646 - Dr. David. Paging Dr. David. - You know, she went to-- 433 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,624 - Calling Dr. David - How many doctors did she go to? 434 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,251 I mean, that's kind of scary. 435 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,956 - I'll be right back. - All right. 436 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,797 Cheryl! Hey, cheryl! 437 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,133 Hey. 438 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,865 Oh, i'll-- I'll catch up with you guys inside. 439 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,342 - Hi. - Hey. 440 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:35,141 - This is crazy. - Yeah. 441 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,171 - How are you? Good. - Good. Good. 442 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,207 So remember i was telling you 443 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,879 That i was gonna see them about a "seinfeld" reunion? 444 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,751 - Yeah. - We're doing the show. 445 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,188 - You're kidding. - No. 446 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,215 And you... 447 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,659 are gonna play george's ex-Wife. 448 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,189 - I am? - Do you want to? 449 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,859 - Oh my god! - Huh? 450 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,197 - Are you kidding me? - I swear to god. 451 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,897 - Can you act? Huh? - ( Laughs ) yes. 452 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,132 - You can? Are you sure? - I can. I am very good. 453 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,004 - You're not gonna embarrass me, are you? - No. 454 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,509 - I mean, i've got to talk to jerry. - Thank you so-- 455 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,705 - I'm sure he won't have any problem with it. - Oh my god, larry. 456 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,237 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 457 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,079 I can't tell you how much that means to me. 458 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,517 - Thank you. - Wow. 459 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,748 Oh my god, you have no idea what this means to me. 460 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,779 - Really? - Okay, i'm gonna go. 461 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,349 - Yeah, i've just got to talk to jerry. - Thank you so much. 462 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,226 Oh my god! Oh my god! 463 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,057 I'm telling you, it was unbelievable. 464 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,966 You should've seen the look on her face. 465 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,834 - I couldn't get over it. - Man: here are your tickets, sir. 466 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,998 Thank you. 467 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,736 We'll go see a fantastic game, huh? 468 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,266 - It's all working out. - Yeah. 469 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,711 Where are these? 470 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,678 Announcer: and the home team, your los angeles-- 471 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,776 Larry: 319. Are you kidding me? 472 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,617 Look at this. This has to be a mistake. 473 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,289 He couldn't have given us seats up here. 474 00:19:53,324 --> 00:19:56,151 - This is a joke. Just a joke. - Oh my god. 475 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,327 Can you believe these seats this guy gave us? 476 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,425 Look at this. You've gotta be kidding. 477 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,959 - Announcer: #5... - Unbelievable. 478 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,995 This is crazy. We could've stayed home 479 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,940 - And watched it on tv. - I could have ridden the treadmill, 480 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,000 Watched it on tv and gotten the same effect. 481 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,636 Why? Why would he do this? Why would he give-- 482 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,874 - Did he do it on purpose? - I don't know. 483 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,347 Should we give him the benefit of the doubt? 484 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,612 - Yeah, i guess. - I'm not used to giving people 485 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:23,212 the benefit of the doubt. I don't even know how to condition myself to do it. 486 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,450 I thought he had courtside seats. 487 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,288 Can i-- Can i borrow your binoculars for a second? 488 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,989 - Yeah, sure. - Sir, thank you very much. 489 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,698 Jeff: oh, he does have courtside seats. 490 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,866 He's sitting in them-- He and david spade. 491 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,068 - What? - He's sitting next to david spade. 492 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,069 Larry: i can't believe it. 493 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,108 I'm gonna call him. 494 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,707 Fucking asshole. 495 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,689 - oh! - What? 496 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,629 He screened my call. 497 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,894 - How do you know he screened your call? - I saw him on the binoculars. 498 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,197 He screened the call. You know, i always thought people were doing that 499 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:11,600 When i called them. This just confirms it. 500 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,332 See, it taught me a lesson. 501 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,272 I was gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt-- 502 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,832 I almost did-- And then something said "no, don't." 503 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,538 Don't. It's not for you." That's not my thing. 504 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,809 That was a complete and utter waste of time. 505 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,816 - Oh, what a waste of time. - Why'd we even stay the whole time? 506 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,512 - I don't even know. - Oh, sandy goodman. 507 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:30,783 Listen. Just don't go nuts. 508 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,814 All right? I know you want to say something, but don't-- 509 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,419 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Okay. 510 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,624 - Hey. - Hey, larry. I'm glad you made it. 511 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,155 - Yeah. - Did you enjoy the game? 512 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,530 Well... 513 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,894 jerry: you told the head of nbc to go fuck himself? 514 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:49,532 Yeah, i did. The guy said he's gonna fix me up with tickets. 515 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,838 He puts me up in the rafters, the worst seats. 516 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,778 - So what? - And then i caught the asshole screening my call! 517 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,213 So crap on the head of the network? What are you doing? 518 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,150 He's apoplectic. Apoplectic, larry. 519 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:03,018 That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable! 520 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,613 - Yeah. - Julia: you want to know what else 521 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:09,524 is unacceptable? It is totally and completely unacceptable 522 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,961 That you would grill my daughter gracie 523 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,797 About whether i took her to a birthday party. 524 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,702 And then you call me a liar? 525 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,571 Okay, first of all, i didn't really grill her. 526 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,370 I just asked a question. 527 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,377 And i didn't call you a liar. 528 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,141 I just said it was... interesting. 529 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,911 What about this would you find interesting, larry? 530 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:35,215 Well, the fact that you told me that you were 531 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,721 Taking her to a birthday party. 532 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,452 And she said she never went to the birthday party. 533 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,289 So i thought that was interesting. 534 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,693 Do you also find it interesting that, 535 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,927 In fact, i have two daughters? 536 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,925 Grace and mary. 537 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,904 I took mary to the birthday party. 538 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,466 - That's interesting. - What i find interesting-- 539 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,340 In fact, fascinating-- Is that you would 540 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,074 Go back to a restaurant where you and i had a meal 541 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,912 For the sheer purpose of harassing a waiter 542 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,475 For the most insignificant incident, 543 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,544 I'm sure, that's ever happened in this man's life. 544 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,250 We split a check and he doesn't want to coordinate the tip! 545 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,621 - Jason: why should i? - Why should you? 546 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:14,886 Why do i need to coordinate the tip? 547 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,120 You go out with a friend, you tip in concert! 548 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,425 Why are we in concert? There's no concert! 549 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,761 - No, two different people, two different tips. - We're not in concert! 550 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,562 - A tip is a solo, larry. - Larry: no, it's not! 551 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,762 - Thank you. Thank you. Solo. - You tip in concert! 552 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:27,101 - A tip is a solo. - What is the big secret? 553 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,300 He's got a big secret! What is the big secret?! 554 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,504 You're digging into my personal-- You-You gotta know what my taxes are?! 555 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,307 - You wanna know what i paid for my house?! - No, i just think 556 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:35,472 It's the right thing to do! That's all! 557 00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:36,674 There's no right and wrong to it. 558 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,649 In fact, you're wrong and i'm right! 559 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,776 - That's not even the big issue here, by the way. - Julia: there we go. 560 00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,719 Because unless you apologize to sandy goodman, 561 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,654 There's not even going to be a reunion show. 562 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,088 What reunion show? 563 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,518 - Didn't you tell him? - Larry: yes, what are you talking about? 564 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,325 We discussed it the other day at lunch. 565 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,424 - I don't remember you telling me that. - What? 566 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,697 You told me point blank. You discussed it. Everybody's-- 567 00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,169 - This is not cool. - I did discuss it! 568 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,865 Michael: look, a reunion show-- 569 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,136 Let's do it. It's a great idea. 570 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,938 Jerry: all right, you've got all the principals, 571 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:06,807 But the project's in the toilet 572 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:09,643 Because larry david doesn't want to sit in the loge. 573 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:12,081 I don't think that was the loge. That was way up. 574 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,143 Larry, you have got to speak with sandy. 575 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,212 You have got to clean up that mess. 576 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,813 You've got to apologize. 577 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,851 Jeff: i never should've left you alone with goodman. 578 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,885 Jerry's right. You've got to apologize. 579 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,125 Fine. 580 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,565 Oh, what, are you-- Are you gonna go in begrudgingly 581 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,569 - Or are you gonna go in sincere? - Begrudgingly. 582 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,868 ( Sighs ) you can't give a begrudging apology. 583 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,373 You've gotta give a sincere apology. 584 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,273 I'll go somewhere between 585 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,244 Begrudging and sincere. How's that? 586 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:41,870 Somewhere between? Where between? 587 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,744 - I'll straddle the line. - What kind of line? 588 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,580 It's not completely sincere and it's not completely begrudging. 589 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,381 I'll tell you where the line is-- The line is 590 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,445 You probably fuck up the apology. That's the line. 591 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,788 If i fuck up the apology, then i'll apologize for the bad apology. 592 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,293 You can't apologize for an apology! 593 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,795 You get one shot, that's it. 594 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,161 Hey, what about cheryl? 595 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,894 -Okay. -There you go. 596 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,236 - All right. - I'm gonna hate myself more than normally. 597 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,343 Hey, jeff, did you see my cell phone? 598 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,901 Uh, no, i did not. 599 00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:15,640 Hi, Lar. Oh, here it is. 600 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,944 All right, listen. I've gotta run. 601 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,917 Don't forget to pick up Sammy, okay? 602 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,714 - I'm not gonna forget. - Susie: all right. 603 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,152 - Hey. - What? 604 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,486 No "thank you, Larry, 605 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,550 for saving my life"? 606 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,357 Saving my life? How'd you save my life? 607 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,830 - You didn't save my life. - I diagnosed your illness. 608 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,924 All right. Well, it's treated, and i'm feeling great. 609 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,458 - Give it up, man. - Give what up? 610 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,767 What kind of person doesn't say thank you to another person for saving their life? 611 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:43,296 - Oh, larry, thank you so much. - I'm glad you're feeling better. 612 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,673 You saved my life. I'd be dead without you. 613 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,871 - You would be! - Oh, bullshit! 614 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,040 You know what happens to lyme disease if it's left untreated? 615 00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:52,641 - What? - Everything goes-- The kidneys, the joints, 616 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:55,244 - The lungs, the heart-- Everything! - Well, then you should be 617 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,847 Very glad i'm feeling better, shouldn't you?! 618 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,379 If somebody saved my life, i'd be fucking kissing-- 619 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,153 You didn't save my life, asshole! 620 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,422 - You know what? - What? 621 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:07,056 Next time i'm not gonna say anything, okay?! 622 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,589 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and let you die! 623 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,465 - You want me to die? Get the hell out of here. - You know what? 624 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,403 You've got a little spot on your forehead. 625 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:14,632 - Get the hell out of here. - Don't get it checked out. 626 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,106 - It's not skin cancer. - Out out out out! 627 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,871 Don't check that out. That little spot you got there. 628 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,903 I just wanted to apologize 629 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,542 If i offended you 630 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,552 Or insulted you 631 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,180 In any way. 632 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:35,325 So this is me 633 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,385 Apologizing. 634 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:41,530 It's about as sorry as i can get. 635 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,359 I guess my question is: 636 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:48,632 Was it sorry enough? 637 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,770 That's it? 638 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,437 - No good? - "No good"? 639 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,639 - Too begrudging? - Very begrudging. 640 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,807 Can i apologize for the apology? 641 00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:01,216 You know what? I want to put the kibosh 642 00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:04,244 On our relationship. 643 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,725 I can see where this road is going and i don't like it, 644 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:12,093 So we're done. The reunion show is off. 645 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,098 - Yeah. - Good luck to you. 646 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,624 - I'll be fine. - Good luck to your network, 647 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:22,231 - Thank you. - Okay, i could not find your acid reflux pills, 648 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:24,571 So i got you tums and echinacea. 649 00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,099 - Thank you. - I found the ginseng. 650 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,271 - Oh, what's the matter, you sick? - I have a stiff neck. 651 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,282 I have aches. I have pains. 652 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,343 - I'm not well. - Have you been in any tall grass recently? 653 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,184 In the hamptons over the weekend, 654 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,053 Yes, with my kid. Why? 655 00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:42,818 No reason. 656 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,104 Larry, you saved my life. 657 00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,270 - Ah. - Now go do what you do. 658 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,676 - Okay. - Okay. 659 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,613 Hey, everybody, let's get back to work. 660 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:04,910 - All right. - All right. 661 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:07,042 Pick it up from kramer's entrance. 662 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:08,985 - Yup. - All right. 663 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:14,324 Larry, i want you back. 664 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,350 Let's go home and make love. 665 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:02,031 - Jerry: hello. Hey. - Hey. So guess what. 666 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,768 - What? - Show's back on. 667 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:05,105 - Get out of here! - Yeah! 668 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,974 - Unbelievable. - I know! 669 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,275 - What did you do? - I talked to goodman 670 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:11,475 - And i straightened it out. - And you apologized. 671 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,409 - No. - Well, listen. You'll never believe what happened to me. 672 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,420 I'm driving along-- I'm in beverly hills-- 673 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,422 You'll never guess who i bump into. 674 00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,321 - I give up. - Meg ryan. 675 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,792 - Who? - Meg ryan. 676 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:25,421 - Really? - And i said, "you are absolutely 677 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,897 Our dream cast 678 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,422 For george's ex-Wife." 679 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,298 - And she's gonna do it! - What? 680 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,304 - I'm gonna put her on. Hold on. - Meg: larry! 681 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:36,068 Isn't this great! George's ex-Wife! 682 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,972 ( Laughs ) i can't bel-- It's such a great idea. 683 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:40,705 Anyway, i just wanted to say thanks. Here's jerry. 684 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:43,213 Jerry: show's back on! Meg ryan's in! 685 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:44,943 We are gold!