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_
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On my way down to
coordinate search and rescue.
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On my way down to
coordinate search and rescue.
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I mean, honestly, how do
you keep your food down?
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Shut up.
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- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey. Buddy!
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What do you think? Maximum
occupancy has been reached.
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- [HULK GROWLS]
- 2012 THOR: Take the stairs.
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- 2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop.
- [LOUD THUD]
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AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark.
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- Hand it over.
- [2012 STARK STUTTERS]
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- PIERCE: Stark?
- 2012 THOR: Stark?
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Breathe, breathe.
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STARK: Good job. Meet me in the
alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
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No stairs!
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[HULK ROARS]
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2012 THOR: Where's Loki?
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Loki! Loki!
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[WIND BLOWING]
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_
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[SPUTTERS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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I am Loki of Asgard.
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And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
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[IN MONGOLIAN] _
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_
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[IN ENGLISH] I...
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[WARBLES]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Never mind.
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Don't touch that.
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[WARBLES]
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Appears to be a standard
sequence violation.
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Branch is growing at a
stable rate and slope.
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Variant identified.
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I beg your pardon.
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On behalf of the Time
Variance Authority,
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I hereby arrest you for crimes
against the Sacred Timeline.
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Hands up.
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- [WEAPONS POWERING]
- You're coming with us.
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I'm sorry. Who's "us"?
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Last chance, Variant.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SNIFFLES]
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It's been a very long day,
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and I think I've had my fill of idiots
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in armored suits telling me what to do,
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so, if you don't mind, this
is actually your last chance.
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Now get out of my way.
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You are now moving at 1/16th speed,
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but feeling all that pain in real time.
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[LOKI GRUNTS]
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Reset the timeline.
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[DEVICE CLICKING]
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[WARBLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- MAN 1: What species?
- MAN 2: Variant Skrull.
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What is this place?
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My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.
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One more call and your
whole job is privatized.
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- MAN 3: All right.
- MAN 4: How'd you like that?
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MAN 1: Hello, sir.
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- HUNTER B-15: Come on.
- You're making a terrible mistake.
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MAN 4: You're making
a big mistake. Whoa!
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- Hello, ma'am, uh...
- HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence.
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Oh...
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Can you at least tell me what it is?
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It's the Tesseract. Be
very careful with it.
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MAN: It sounds dumb.
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[PANTING]
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Know this.
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You cross me, there
are deadly consequences.
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We'll see.
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[GRUNTS]
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[WARBLES]
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Hey, hey!
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Absolutely not.
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This is fine Asgardian leather.
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Hold very still.
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[SIGHS]
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[STUTTERS] Now, hang on just a minute.
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPS]
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[PURRING]
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Please sign to verify this is
everything you've ever said.
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What?
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[MACHINE WHIRS]
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Sign this, too.
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Oh, this is absurd.
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[MACHINE WHIRS]
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And this.
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[PANTING]
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Please confirm to your knowledge that
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you are not a fully robotic being,
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were born an organic creature,
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and do in fact possess what
many cultures would call a soul.
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What? "To my knowledge"?
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Do a lot of people not
know if they're robots?
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Thank you for your confirmation.
Please move through.
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[MACHINE PULSATING]
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What if I was a robot
and I didn't know it?
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The machine would melt
you from the inside out.
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Please move along, sir.
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Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.
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[HUMMING]
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What?
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- LOKI: Oh, what's that?
- Your temporal aura.
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- What's that?
- Please, through the door.
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Take a ticket.
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What is this, a deli? No.
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Take a ticket.
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There's only two of us in here.
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MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket.
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!
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[FEMALE VOICE OVER PA]
Hey there! You're probably saying,
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"This is a mistake. I
shouldn't even be here."
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Welcome to the Time Variance Authority.
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I'm Miss Minutes,
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and it's my job to catch you up
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before you stand trial for your crimes.
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So let's not waste another minute.
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Settle in, sharpen your
pencils, and check this out.
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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Long ago, there was a
vast multiversal war.
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Countless unique timelines
battled each other for supremacy,
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nearly resulting in the
total destruction of...
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- [EXPLOSION]
- ...well, everything.
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But then, the all-knowing
Time-Keepers emerged,
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bringing peace by reorganizing the
multiverse into a single timeline,
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the Sacred Timeline.
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Now, the Time-Keepers protect and
preserve the proper flow of time
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for everyone and everything.
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But sometimes, people like you
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veer off the path the
Time-Keepers created.
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We call those Variants.
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Maybe you started an uprising,
or were just late for work.
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Whatever it was, stepping off
your path created a nexus event,
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which, left unchecked, could
branch off into madness,
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- leading to another multiversal war.
- [BEEPING]
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_
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But, don't worry,
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to make sure that doesn't happen,
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the Time-Keepers created the TVA
and all its incredible workers.
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[BEEPING]
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The TVA has stepped
in to fix your mistake
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and set time back on
its predetermined path.
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Now that your actions have left
you without a place on the timeline,
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you must stand trial for your offenses.
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So sit tight, and we'll get you
in front of a judge in no time.
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Just make sure you have your ticket,
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and you'll be seen by the
next available attendant.
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- For all time.
- PEOPLE: Always.
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[SCOFFS]
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Time-Keepers? The Sacred Timeline?
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Who actually believes this bunkum?
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- MINUTEMAN: Ticket, sir?
- He didn't give me a ticket. I asked.
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- Ticket, sir!
- I tried to ask that guy for a ticket!
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Sir...
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What, you're raising your
voice at me, bucket head?
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- [WARBLES]
- [SCREAMS]
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[SHUDDERS]
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MISS MINUTES: Thanks
for visiting the TVA.
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Don't hesitate to let
us know how we're doing.
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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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_
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The hunter and his Minutemen
responded to a routine nexus event.
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It appears that when they arrived,
somebody got the jump on 'em.
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You think?
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HUNTER U-92: It's him.
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Yeah, stab wounds look
consistent with the others.
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Positioning of the bodies indicates
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they didn't know what the hell hit 'em.
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And reset charge is gone.
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That's the sixth
attack in the last week.
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That we know of.
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- Hey!
- Wait, stand down! Stand down.
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It's just a kid.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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HUNTER U-92: [IN ENGLISH] Hey, yo!
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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[IN ENGLISH] Tap it.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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[IN ENGLISH] Don't worry,
that devil's afraid of us.
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We're gonna take care of him.
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And we're gonna put you
back where you belong.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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_
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00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:20,982
[IN ENGLISH] Devil bearing gifts.
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Go ahead and run this for sequence period
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and any hints of temporal aura.
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You know we won't get anything.
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Yeah, just give it a shot.
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[BEEPING]
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HUNTER U-92: The branch is
nearing red line. We need to go.
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Okay.
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[IN FRENCH] _
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[IN ENGLISH] It's okay.
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HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge.
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[WARBLES]
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Sir, there's something you'll wanna see.
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- [GAVEL BANGS]
- JUDGE: Next case, please.
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Laufeyson. Variant
L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson,
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is charged with sequence
violation 7-20-89.
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How do you plead?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Madam, a god doesn't plead.
220
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,916
Look. This has been a
very enjoyable pantomime,
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00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,784
but I'd like to go home now.
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00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:36,660
Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
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[SCOFFS] Guilty of being
the God of Mischief? Yes.
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Guilty of finding all this
incredibly tedious? Yes.
225
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Guilty of a crime against
the Sacred Timeline?
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00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,193
Absolutely not, you
have the wrong person.
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00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:52,705
Oh, really? And who should we have?
228
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I suspect, the Avengers.
229
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,760
You see, I only came into
possession of the Tesseract
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because they traveled through time,
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no doubt in a last-ditch effort
to stave off my ascent to God King.
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That's quite an accusation.
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00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,560
LOKI: Oh, believe me, you can smell
the cologne of two Tony Starks.
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00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:12,311
You speak of Time Criminals?
It's they you should be after.
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00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:16,831
Perhaps you could provide me
with a taskforce and resources,
236
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,247
and I could return and
eliminate them for you.
237
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,237
We're not here to talk
about the Avengers.
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- Oh, no?
- No.
239
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:26,693
What they did was supposed to
happen. You escaping was not.
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[LAUGHS]
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00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:32,553
Right. Uh...
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"Not supposed to happen"?
According to whom?
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The Time-Keepers?
244
00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:40,825
Oh, the Time-Keepers. Right.
245
00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:46,576
Well, perhaps I should speak to
these Time-Keepers, gods to gods.
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I'm sorry, but they're quite busy.
247
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:51,020
Oh, they are? What are they doing?
248
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Dictating the proper flow of time.
249
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,271
I see. Right. And then what do you do?
250
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Dictate the proper flow of time
according to their dictations.
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How do you plead?
252
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Guilty...
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of this.
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[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
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00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,250
- What's going on?
- LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet.
256
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:21,552
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:17:21,555 --> 00:17:24,636
- He's trying to use his powers, ma'am.
- Don't rush me. [GRUNTS]
258
00:17:24,639 --> 00:17:26,387
Damn it! Why won't it work?
259
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:31,555
Magic powers? They're no good
in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson.
260
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:34,779
The court finds you guilty,
and I sentence you to be reset.
261
00:17:34,782 --> 00:17:36,364
Next case, please!
262
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:40,406
"Reset"? What does that mean?
What, is it bad? What does it mean?
263
00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:45,165
Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats
will not dictate how my story ends!
264
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,623
It's not your story, Mr.
Laufeyson. It never was.
265
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,623
You have no idea what I'm capable of!
266
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,208
MAN: I... I think I might.
267
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,333
Have an idea of what he's capable of.
268
00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,247
Approach the bench.
269
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:06,175
[SOFTLY] Hi.
270
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,540
If you're thinking what I
think you are, it's a bad idea.
271
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,849
Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch.
272
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,665
Anything goes sideways, it's on you.
273
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,415
Okay. I feel like I'm
always looking up to you.
274
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,708
I like it. It's appropriate.
275
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,583
[GRUNTING]
276
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,333
And who are you?
277
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,165
I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
278
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:43,042
I'll show you where my desk
is, you can start there.
279
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,292
Have a look.
280
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,159
Home sweet home.
281
00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:02,790
I thought there was no magic here.
282
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:03,833
There isn't.
283
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:27,042
That's not real.
284
00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:31,330
It is, and, unfortunately,
so is all the paperwork.
285
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,292
Good tinder for your
fire, though. Come on.
286
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,789
This place is a nightmare.
287
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,123
That's another department.
288
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,419
Now that department
I'll help you burn down.
289
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,005
[LOKI SIGHS]
290
00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:48,021
I'm Agent Mobius, by the way.
291
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,115
Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
292
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:57,282
No. That's where you just were.
I'm taking you some place to talk.
293
00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:58,623
I don't like to talk.
294
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,831
But you do like to
lie, which you just did.
295
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,706
Because we both know you love to talk.
296
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,341
Talkie-talkie.
297
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,415
How long have you been here?
298
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,201
[SIGHS] I don't know. It's hard to say,
299
00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:14,310
time passes differently here in the TVA.
300
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,575
- What does that mean?
- You'll catch up.
301
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,115
LOKI: So, you're part of the TVA's
courageous and dedicated workforce?
302
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,241
Yes.
303
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,713
- You were created by the Time-Keepers.
- Yep.
304
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,915
- To protect the Sacred Timeline.
- Correct.
305
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:31,290
[LAUGHS]
306
00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:33,044
Is that funny?
307
00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:36,504
The idea that your little club
decides the fate of trillions of people
308
00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:40,289
across all of existence at the
behest of three space lizards,
309
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,716
yes, it's funny.
310
00:20:41,719 --> 00:20:43,134
It's absurd.
311
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,718
I thought you didn't like to talk.
312
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,469
[SCOFFS]
313
00:20:46,472 --> 00:20:48,081
[SIGHS]
314
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,083
After you.
315
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:05,873
For the record, this really does
feel like a killing-me kind of a room.
316
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,415
Not big on trust, are you?
317
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,966
Trust is for children and dogs.
318
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,164
There's only one person you can trust.
319
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,206
MOBIUS: Yourself? I like it.
320
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,792
Slap it on a T-shirt.
321
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:21,248
If the TVA truly oversees all of time,
322
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,665
how have I never heard of you until now?
323
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,331
'Cause you've never needed to.
324
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,372
You've always lived
within your set path.
325
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,831
I live within whatever path I choose.
326
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:32,740
MOBIUS: Sure you do.
Okay, come have a seat.
327
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,706
I told you, time moves
differently in the TVA.
328
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,896
Come on, sit down.
329
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,167
Let's get into this.
330
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,583
Go on, have a seat.
331
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,915
If looks could kill.
332
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,540
What do you want from me?
333
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,365
[INHALES] Well, let's start
with a little cooperation.
334
00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:10,741
Not my forte.
335
00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:11,867
Really?
336
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,247
Even when you're wooing someone
powerful you intend to betray?
337
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,873
Come on.
338
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,456
You don't know anything about me.
339
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,167
Maybe I'd like to learn.
340
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,456
I specialize in the pursuit
of dangerous Variants.
341
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,748
Like myself?
342
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,873
Mmm...
343
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,081
No, particularly dangerous Variants.
344
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,290
You're just a little pussycat.
345
00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,107
I got a set of questions for you.
346
00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,789
You answer them honestly,
347
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:39,290
and then maybe I can give
you something you want.
348
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,456
You wanna get out of here, right?
349
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,873
Yeah, so we'll start there.
350
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,958
Should you return,
what are you gonna do?
351
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:50,383
- Finish what I started.
- Which is?
352
00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:52,050
Claim my throne.
353
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,539
You wanna be king?
354
00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:55,623
I don't want to be, I was born to be.
355
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,623
I know, but king of what exactly?
356
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,581
[SCOFFS]
357
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,123
You wouldn't understand.
358
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,125
Try me.
359
00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:07,498
Midgard.
360
00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:09,251
AKA Earth.
361
00:23:10,114 --> 00:23:13,115
All right. Now you're the
king of Midgard, then what?
362
00:23:13,118 --> 00:23:14,417
Happily ever after?
363
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,248
Asgard, the Nine Realms.
364
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,290
- Space?
- Space?
365
00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:24,990
Space is big. That'd be a
nice feather in your cap.
366
00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:26,724
"Loki, the King of Space."
367
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,956
Mock me if you dare.
368
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,040
No, I'm not. [CHUCKLES]
369
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:35,206
Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah.
370
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,499
And I guess I'm wondering why
371
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,154
does someone with so much
range just wanna rule?
372
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,498
I would've made it easy for them.
373
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,998
People like easy.
374
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,125
The first and most
oppressive lie ever uttered
375
00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:55,893
was the song of freedom.
376
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,186
How's that one go?
377
00:23:57,189 --> 00:24:00,312
For nearly every living thing,
378
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:05,849
choice breeds shame and
uncertainty and regret.
379
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,331
There's a fork in every road,
380
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,456
yet the wrong path always taken.
381
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,206
Good. Yeah.
382
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,915
You said "nearly every living thing,"
383
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,831
so I'm guessing you don't
fall into that category?
384
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,542
[CHUCKLES]
385
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,748
[SIGHS]
386
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,958
The Time-Keepers have
built quite the circus,
387
00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:29,458
and I see the clowns are playing
their parts to perfection.
388
00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:30,834
[CHUCKLES]
389
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,123
Big metaphor guy. I love it.
390
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,998
Makes you sound super smart.
391
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,568
I am smart.
392
00:24:36,571 --> 00:24:37,735
I know.
393
00:24:37,738 --> 00:24:38,958
Okay.
394
00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:42,292
Okay.
395
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,208
[WHIRRING]
396
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,872
[SCOFFS] What is this?
397
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:06,656
A sampling of your
greatest hits, if I may.
398
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,500
[SIGHS]
399
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,292
LOKI: [OVER VIDEO]
If it's all the same to you...
400
00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:20,750
I'll have that drink now.
401
00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:24,396
No.
402
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,294
And I remember. I was
there. Anything else?
403
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:33,081
It's funny, for someone born
to rule, you sure do lose a lot.
404
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,099
You might even say it's in your nature.
405
00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:37,153
You know, things didn't turn out so well
406
00:25:37,155 --> 00:25:39,206
for the last person who said that to me.
407
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,667
Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.
408
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:42,956
[GROANS]
409
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,700
THOR: No!
410
00:25:44,703 --> 00:25:46,607
Didn't the Avengers come together to
411
00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:49,248
literally avenge him by defeating you?
412
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,206
Little solace to a dead man.
413
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,865
Do you enjoy hurting people?
414
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,123
Making them feel small?
415
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,415
Making them feel afraid?
416
00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:01,081
- Your games don't frighten me.
- Making them feel little?
417
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,331
I know what I am.
418
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,831
- A murderer?
- A liberator.
419
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:06,250
Of eyeballs, maybe.
420
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,165
[MAN SCREAMS]
421
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,248
MOBIUS: Look at that smile.
You are enjoying that.
422
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,831
Did you enjoy hurting them?
423
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,123
I don't have to play
this game. I'm a god.
424
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,415
Of what, again? Mischief, right?
425
00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:21,833
Yeah. I don't see anything
very mischievous about this.
426
00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,789
No, I don't suppose you do.
427
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,706
[MOBIUS SIGHS]
428
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,540
Let's talk about your escapes.
429
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:34,915
You're really good at doing awful
things, and then just getting away.
430
00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:37,542
What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp.
431
00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,042
This is one of my favorites.
432
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,831
[OVER PA] From the flight
deck, Captain William A. Scott,
433
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,290
Northwest Orient Airlines 305,
on schedule to land in Seattle.
434
00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,123
Flight time today, approximately...
435
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,657
Bourbon and soda?
436
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,115
Thank you.
437
00:26:53,118 --> 00:26:54,408
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Absolutely.
438
00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:57,291
Is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?
439
00:26:57,294 --> 00:26:59,792
I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
440
00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,667
[CHUCKLES]
441
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,623
- Uh, Miss?
- Yes, Mr. Cooper?
442
00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,875
You might want to take
a look at that note.
443
00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,542
[WHISPERS] I have a bomb.
444
00:27:30,491 --> 00:27:33,197
I fail to see how this has
any relevance or bearing on...
445
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,943
[SHUSHES] No. This is the good part.
446
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,341
See you again someday.
447
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,419
[GRUNTS] Brother, Heimdall,
you better be ready.
448
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:14,790
I can't believe you were
D.B. Cooper. Come on!
449
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,415
I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor.
450
00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:20,482
Where was the TVA when I was
meddling with these affairs of men?
451
00:28:20,485 --> 00:28:23,997
We were right there with you,
just surfing that Sacred Timeline.
452
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,165
So that had the Time-Keepers'
seal of approval, did it?
453
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:30,456
Well, I wouldn't think of it in
terms of approval and disapproval.
454
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,583
That's sort of a...
455
00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:33,873
Let's get back to escapes...
456
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,716
- [SIGHS]
- ...and a little psychobabble.
457
00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:38,677
What is it that you think that
you're really running from?
458
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,678
Enough.
459
00:28:40,681 --> 00:28:42,790
- [WARBLES]
- [SIGHS]
460
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:44,956
Back in your cage.
461
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,083
See, I can play the heavy keys, too.
462
00:28:47,086 --> 00:28:49,199
I was just standing up to make a point.
463
00:28:49,202 --> 00:28:50,755
[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry, go ahead.
464
00:28:50,758 --> 00:28:52,131
It won't be as meaningful now.
465
00:28:52,134 --> 00:28:53,443
Okay, well, stay seated.
466
00:28:53,446 --> 00:28:54,956
I'll do what I want to do!
467
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:55,958
Sure.
468
00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:00,540
[SIGHS]
469
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:03,040
What exactly is it that you want?
470
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,748
I want you to be honest
about why you do what you do.
471
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,873
Liar.
472
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:08,956
I'm serious.
473
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:14,748
All I seek is a deeper understanding
of the fearsome God of Mischief.
474
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,841
- [LOKI SCOFFS]
- What makes Loki tick?
475
00:29:17,844 --> 00:29:20,467
- I know what this place is.
- What is it?
476
00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,042
It's an illusion.
477
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:30,665
It's a cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
478
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:33,956
A desperate attempt at control.
479
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:36,290
Now, you all parade about
480
00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:40,498
as if you're the divine arbiters
of power in the universe.
481
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,040
- We are.
- You're not.
482
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,665
My choices are my own.
483
00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,040
Your choice is your own.
Good, let's go with that.
484
00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,790
I think this one's gonna fire you up.
485
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:52,552
The bright lure of freedom
diminishes your life's joy
486
00:29:52,555 --> 00:29:55,330
in a mad scramble for power...
487
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,333
Precisely.
488
00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:58,956
I was...
489
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:02,456
I am on the verge of
acquiring everything I am owed,
490
00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:04,748
and when I do, it'll
be because I did it.
491
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,581
Not because it was supposed to happen.
492
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:10,790
Or because you or the
Time Variance Authority,
493
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:14,581
or whatever it is you call
yourselves, allowed me to.
494
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,732
Honestly, you're pathetic.
495
00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:18,817
You're an irrelevance.
496
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,665
A detour.
497
00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,208
A footnote to my ascent.
498
00:30:24,176 --> 00:30:25,674
You finished?
499
00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:28,205
You're gonna start
taking things seriously.
500
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,331
- [GROANS]
- If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract,
501
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:33,138
you would have been
taken to a cell on Asgard.
502
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,292
[CHAINS JINGLING]
503
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,724
Loki.
504
00:30:43,727 --> 00:30:45,850
LOKI: [OVER VIDEO] Hello, Mother.
505
00:30:45,853 --> 00:30:47,497
Have I made you proud?
506
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,060
Please don't make this worse.
507
00:30:50,063 --> 00:30:51,144
What is this?
508
00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,990
This is nonsense, more tricks.
This never even happened.
509
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,123
MOBIUS: Not to you.
510
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,081
Not yet.
511
00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:59,498
Look, the TVA doesn't
just know your whole past,
512
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,998
we know your whole life,
how it's all meant to be.
513
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,206
Think of it as comforting.
514
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,373
This is absurd.
515
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,167
And am I not your mother?
516
00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:09,875
[LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
517
00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,500
LOKI: You're not.
518
00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:15,292
FRIGGA: Hmm.
519
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:22,081
Always so perceptive about
everyone but yourself.
520
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,373
MOBIUS: And then the Dark
Elves attack the palace,
521
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,748
and you think you send them to Thor.
522
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,748
You might wanna take
the stairs to the left.
523
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,180
But instead, you send them...
524
00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:33,610
I'll never tell.
525
00:31:35,078 --> 00:31:36,167
[GROANS]
526
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,415
[BREATH SHUDDERS]
527
00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:51,831
Where do you have her? Where is she?
528
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,373
You lead them right to her.
529
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,206
I don't believe you.
You're lying. It's not true.
530
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,123
It is true.
531
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,915
That's the proper flow of time,
532
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:04,373
and it happens again and again
and again because it's supposed to,
533
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,700
because it has to.
534
00:32:05,703 --> 00:32:08,290
- The TVA makes sure of it.
- Where is she?
535
00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:11,821
Now why don't you tell me,
do you enjoy hurting people?
536
00:32:11,824 --> 00:32:13,673
- I don't believe you.
- Do you enjoy killing?
537
00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:16,227
- I'll kill you.
- Like you did your mother?
538
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:17,625
[GRUNTS]
539
00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:21,040
- [WARBLES]
- [GRUNTS]
540
00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:23,165
[EXHALES]
541
00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:26,456
Sorry, the Time Twister just
loops you, not the furniture.
542
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,498
You weren't born to be king, Loki.
543
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,915
You were born to cause pain
and suffering and death.
544
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,665
That's how it is, that's how
it was, that's how it will be.
545
00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:40,167
All so that others can achieve
their best versions of themselves.
546
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,250
[CHITAURI SCREECHING]
547
00:32:57,633 --> 00:32:59,083
What is this place?
548
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,458
Come on.
549
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,750
[DOOR OPENS]
550
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,665
HUNTER B-15: What are you doing?
551
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,331
My job. Is it yours to interrupt?
552
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,206
We have a situation.
553
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,833
[SIGHS] There's always a situation.
554
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,625
Don't go anywhere.
555
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,167
It was just getting good. Spirited.
556
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,042
[SIGHS]
557
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:37,915
- Talking to that Variant is a mistake.
- That's your position.
558
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,026
He should be reset!
559
00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:41,601
You think everyone should be
reset. I'm getting good stuff!
560
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,167
We lost another unit.
561
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,955
Okay, Loki, I think we can finish
up tomorrow and just pick it...
562
00:34:03,549 --> 00:34:05,167
Mischievous scamp.
563
00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:13,125
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
564
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:23,415
Wish I could say I was surprised.
565
00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:26,206
- Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us.
- Me? It's my fault?
566
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,956
Look, he can't have gotten very far.
567
00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:30,456
HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight.
568
00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:33,401
No, no pruning, no resetting.
He can still help us!
569
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,875
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
570
00:34:42,169 --> 00:34:43,417
[WHISPERS] Hey.
571
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,372
Hey. I know you.
572
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,540
- You're that criminal with the blue box.
- [SHUSHES]
573
00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,956
- Ow.
- What's your name?
574
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:53,123
Casey.
575
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,665
Give me the Tesseract, or I'll
gut you like a fish, Casey.
576
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,206
- What's a fish?
- [SHUSHES]
577
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,290
[WHISPERS] What's a fish?
578
00:34:58,292 --> 00:34:59,915
How do you not know what a fish is?
579
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,748
I've lived my entire life behind a desk.
580
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,415
Well, what difference does it make?
581
00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:06,290
I wanna know exactly what I'm being
threatened with before I comply.
582
00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:09,206
Death, Casey. Violent, painful death.
583
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,208
Okay, okay. I comply, I comply.
584
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,375
I comply. Jeez!
585
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:20,415
Um... Oh.
586
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,083
- CASEY: This it?
- [SIGHS]
587
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:27,917
LOKI: What?
588
00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,542
Infinity Stones?
589
00:35:32,721 --> 00:35:34,083
How...
590
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:36,914
How do you have these?
591
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,373
Oh, We actually get a lot of those.
592
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:42,623
Yeah. Some of the guys
use them as paperweights.
593
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,708
Some of 'em.
594
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:57,375
[GASPS SOFTLY]
595
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,333
Is this the greatest
power in the universe?
596
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,875
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
597
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,540
CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me!
598
00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,665
That's so messed up.
599
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,885
HUNTER B-15: Split up.
Check the lower concourse.
600
00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,229
CASEY: I do not forgive you.
601
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,081
[GRUNTS]
602
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,250
[SIGHS]
603
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,375
[PANTING]
604
00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:57,917
[GRUNTS]
605
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,667
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
606
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,125
[BREATH TREMBLING]
607
00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:46,416
I love you, my sons.
608
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,625
Remember this place.
609
00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,581
Home.
610
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,833
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
611
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,542
Loki, I thought the world of you.
612
00:38:14,684 --> 00:38:17,432
I thought we were gonna
fight side by side forever.
613
00:38:17,435 --> 00:38:18,737
[RUMBLING]
614
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:25,998
Maybe you're not so
bad after all, brother.
615
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,873
Maybe not.
616
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,706
THOR: Thank you.
617
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,831
If you were here, I
might even give you a hug.
618
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,915
[CHUCKLES]
619
00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:34,208
LOKI: I'm here.
620
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,792
[RUMBLING]
621
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,375
THANOS: Undying?
622
00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,833
You should choose your
words more carefully.
623
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,042
[LOKI CHOKING]
624
00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,542
LOKI: [STRAINING] You...
625
00:39:09,487 --> 00:39:10,917
will never be...
626
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,000
a god.
627
00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:19,956
[BONES CRACK]
628
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,206
[GASPS]
629
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,250
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
630
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,083
[WARBLING]
631
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,458
[EXPLOSION]
632
00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:52,664
_
633
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,833
[SCOFFS]
634
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,167
[LAUGHING]
635
00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:07,875
HUNTER B-15: What's so funny?
636
00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,291
[DOOR CLOSES]
637
00:40:11,294 --> 00:40:13,057
Glorious purpose.
638
00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:25,373
[BOTH GRUNTING]
639
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,500
[GROANS]
640
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,708
[BEEPS]
641
00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:38,665
[BEEPS]
642
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,875
[GRUNTS]
643
00:40:41,229 --> 00:40:42,417
[PANTING]
644
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:54,458
[WARBLES]
645
00:40:59,338 --> 00:41:00,542
Stop...
646
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:03,125
It.
647
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,221
Stop it!
648
00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:08,510
St... Stop it...
649
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,998
It... Stop it...
650
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,042
Stop... I... St... Sto... St...
651
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:25,498
And this guy kept saying he
was gonna turn me into a fish,
652
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,623
whatever that is,
653
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,915
and then they show up
and just prune my cart,
654
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,665
so there was nothing I could have done.
655
00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:32,619
[GASPS]
656
00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,290
Hey, there you are.
657
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:37,583
You know, that Variant you had got away.
658
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:41,292
[SIGHS]
659
00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:47,799
[SIGHS]
660
00:41:50,924 --> 00:41:52,148
[DOOR OPENS]
661
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,956
[DOOR CLOSES]
662
00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:57,065
MOBIUS: Loki?
663
00:41:59,715 --> 00:42:01,090
Nowhere left to run.
664
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,250
I can't go back, can I?
665
00:42:08,713 --> 00:42:10,167
Back to my timeline.
666
00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:21,315
I don't enjoy hurting people.
667
00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:26,852
I... [SIGHS]
668
00:42:26,855 --> 00:42:28,315
I don't enjoy it.
669
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:34,331
I do it because I have to,
670
00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:36,081
because I've had to.
671
00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,081
Okay, explain that to me.
672
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,458
Because it's part of the illusion.
673
00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:48,783
It's the cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
674
00:42:48,786 --> 00:42:50,705
A desperate play for control.
675
00:42:51,596 --> 00:42:53,229
You do know yourself.
676
00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:57,823
A villain. [SIGHS]
677
00:42:57,826 --> 00:42:59,463
That's not how I see it.
678
00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:08,047
You try to use that?
679
00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,510
Oh, several times.
680
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:14,375
Even an Infinity Stone is useless here.
681
00:43:15,953 --> 00:43:17,368
[SCOFFS]
682
00:43:17,371 --> 00:43:20,285
The TVA is formidable.
683
00:43:20,288 --> 00:43:22,831
MOBIUS: That's been my experience.
684
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,948
Listen, I can't offer you salvation,
685
00:43:25,951 --> 00:43:28,330
but maybe I can offer
you something better.
686
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:34,104
A fugitive Variant's been
killing our Minutemen.
687
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,790
And you need the God of
Mischief to help you stop him?
688
00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,748
That's right.
689
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,998
Why me?
690
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,915
The Variant we're hunting is...
691
00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:45,917
you.
692
00:43:47,971 --> 00:43:49,333
I beg your pardon?
693
00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:59,112
_
694
00:44:18,684 --> 00:44:21,099
MINUTEMAN: Time signature
is early third millennium.
695
00:44:21,102 --> 00:44:22,494
Definitely anachronistic.
696
00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:29,026
[SNIFFS]
697
00:44:29,029 --> 00:44:30,573
Oil.
698
00:44:30,576 --> 00:44:32,782
I think some jackass found
himself a time machine,
699
00:44:32,785 --> 00:44:34,432
came back here to get rich.
700
00:44:34,435 --> 00:44:36,933
Should we fan out and look for him, sir?
701
00:44:36,936 --> 00:44:40,017
Nah. It's not worth the paperwork.
702
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:43,393
Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge.
703
00:44:43,396 --> 00:44:46,018
MINUTEMAN: Wait. Someone's out there.
704
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,345
Check it out.
705
00:44:50,348 --> 00:44:51,916
[WEAPONS POWERING]
706
00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:03,172
HUNTER U-92: Get down!
707
00:45:03,175 --> 00:45:05,549
[MINUTEMEN SCREAMING]
708
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,083
[GRUNTING]
709
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,526
[HUNTER U-92 SCREAMING]
710
00:45:33,002 --> 00:45:39,370
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711
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,231
MISS MINUTES: Thanks
for visiting the TVA.
712
00:50:15,234 --> 00:50:18,184
Don't hesitate to let
us know how we're doing.