1 00:00:00,634 --> 00:00:01,715 Okay, I'm ready. 2 00:00:02,614 --> 00:00:03,809 Previously on This Is Us... 3 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:05,903 REBECCA: I'm gonna go ahead and spare us 4 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:07,805 both the seductive birthday dance this year. 5 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:10,174 I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday, 6 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,743 and I would really like 7 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,011 to see the dance. 8 00:00:13,048 --> 00:00:14,915 - My water just broke. - Yep. 9 00:00:14,917 --> 00:00:16,550 I'm Dr. Katowski. 10 00:00:16,552 --> 00:00:18,051 Dr. Schneider's appendix burst 11 00:00:18,053 --> 00:00:20,554 an hour ago. He just went into surgery. 12 00:00:20,556 --> 00:00:22,289 (screaming) 13 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:24,291 - Baby? - Something's not right. (gasps) 14 00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:25,759 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm... 15 00:00:25,761 --> 00:00:27,361 I'm very sorry. 16 00:00:27,363 --> 00:00:28,529 Which one's yours? 17 00:00:28,531 --> 00:00:30,130 - Those two. - Congrats. 18 00:00:30,332 --> 00:00:32,065 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 19 00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:34,034 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here. 20 00:00:34,036 --> 00:00:35,569 Smoke? 21 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:36,837 No. 22 00:00:36,839 --> 00:00:37,905 Life's strange. 23 00:00:39,508 --> 00:00:42,176 I'm telling you, this is gonna work. 24 00:00:42,178 --> 00:00:44,444 (Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 25 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,987 ♪ Baby, everything is all right ♪ 26 00:00:53,989 --> 00:00:55,923 (laughing): Oh! Ah! 27 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:58,492 - I told you they'd like Stevie! - They're kicking! 28 00:00:58,494 --> 00:00:59,860 - Do you feel that? - Oh, my God. 29 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:01,495 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 30 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:03,330 You hear that, Big Three in there, huh? 31 00:01:03,332 --> 00:01:06,266 - (laughs) - Wow, that's crazy! 32 00:01:06,268 --> 00:01:08,535 - ♪ From across the railroad track ♪ - (laughs) 33 00:01:08,537 --> 00:01:12,272 ♪ Only shirt I own is hangin' on my back ♪ 34 00:01:12,274 --> 00:01:14,975 ♪ But I'm the envy of every single guy ♪ 35 00:01:14,977 --> 00:01:18,812 ♪ Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye... ♪ 36 00:01:18,814 --> 00:01:21,715 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:22,487 --> 00:01:24,020 Farrah. 38 00:01:24,022 --> 00:01:26,689 As in Fawcett? Yeah. 39 00:01:26,691 --> 00:01:28,458 Yeah, I actually like Farrah. 40 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,760 All right. 41 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:33,296 God, I like 42 00:01:33,298 --> 00:01:35,198 you pregnant. 43 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,333 - Right? - Uh-huh. 44 00:01:37,335 --> 00:01:39,302 I love being pregnant. 45 00:01:39,304 --> 00:01:40,803 How much do you love being pregnant? 46 00:01:40,805 --> 00:01:42,071 I love it a lot. 47 00:01:42,073 --> 00:01:43,539 Think we can make some quintuplets? 48 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:44,974 - (laughs) - (chuckles) 49 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:47,176 (chuckles) 50 00:01:47,178 --> 00:01:50,346 ♪ ♪ 51 00:01:52,117 --> 00:01:54,083 Jack, I have to pee. 52 00:01:55,787 --> 00:01:57,653 Yep. 53 00:01:57,655 --> 00:01:59,188 - All right. Ready? - (grunts) 54 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,289 One, two, three. 55 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:02,191 (grunts) Okay. 56 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:04,761 I hate being pregnant. 57 00:02:04,763 --> 00:02:08,431 (grunting) 58 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:10,666 - (clicks tongue) - Whoa. 59 00:02:10,668 --> 00:02:12,769 None of my shoes fit me. 60 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:15,204 - Really? Um, well, hey, uh... - No. 61 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:17,273 ... why don't we get out of the house today 62 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,108 and we'll go buy some new ones. 63 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:21,311 No. (groans) My stomach literally cannot stretch 64 00:02:21,313 --> 00:02:23,146 anymore, Jack. There's no more room in there. 65 00:02:23,148 --> 00:02:25,548 Just six weeks away, babe. Just six weeks, okay? 66 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:28,851 And they said that triplets come early. So we're almost there. 67 00:02:28,853 --> 00:02:32,388 There are three human beings inside of me, Jack. 68 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:34,490 And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide, 69 00:02:34,492 --> 00:02:36,459 and we don't have anything done for them yet. 70 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:39,228 We have cribs. 71 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:42,231 And we-we have 72 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:44,634 - Big Three onesies. - We have cribs 73 00:02:44,636 --> 00:02:46,769 inside a barely finished house 74 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:48,671 that is littered with moving boxes. 75 00:02:48,673 --> 00:02:50,873 I have a million things that I have to do. 76 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:53,776 And I'm gonna have to duct tape garbage bags 77 00:02:53,778 --> 00:02:56,345 to my swollen clown feet to get any of it done. 78 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:57,513 (phone ringing) 79 00:02:57,515 --> 00:02:59,248 - I got it. - No, no, no. Jack, 80 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,217 don't run away from this conversation. 81 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:04,053 - I'm not done talking yet! - I'm just answering the phone, dear. 82 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:08,357 Hello? 83 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:09,759 Hey, it's Miguel. 84 00:03:09,861 --> 00:03:11,560 Just calling to wish you a happy birthday. 85 00:03:11,562 --> 00:03:13,229 Hey, thanks, man. 86 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:15,398 - So, what do you guys got planned for the big day? - Um... 87 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,733 She, uh... she went to the dark side, man. 88 00:03:17,735 --> 00:03:20,303 Yeah. I actually think she forgot my birthday. 89 00:03:20,305 --> 00:03:22,038 Yeah, well, that happens. 90 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,007 Why don't you come out with me for a few hours? 91 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:28,411 Shelly took the kids to Jersey. Give Rebecca some space. 92 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:29,846 It's your last birthday of freedom. 93 00:03:29,848 --> 00:03:31,314 - Yeah... - Jack! 94 00:03:31,316 --> 00:03:33,282 When you're done talking with your girlfriend, 95 00:03:33,284 --> 00:03:35,952 can you bring up some toilet paper?! 96 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,954 Hey, Miguel, pray for me, okay? 97 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,755 - All right, man. - Yeah. 98 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:44,694 ♪ ♪ 99 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:01,310 (water running) 100 00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:10,653 ♪ ♪ 101 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:20,059 DR. K: I hope you didn't forget, hon, 102 00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:22,228 Peter and the kids are coming over today. 103 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:25,331 Don't worry, I took the day off. 104 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,400 Gonna go by the store later and get some junk cereal 105 00:04:27,402 --> 00:04:29,969 for the little ones. 106 00:04:29,971 --> 00:04:31,370 I know, I know. 107 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,738 It's bad for their teeth. 108 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,740 But it's what they like. 109 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,876 And I'll be damned if I'll be the first grandfather 110 00:04:36,878 --> 00:04:39,646 in human history to deny his grandchildren. 111 00:04:46,321 --> 00:04:48,020 MAN: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 112 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,990 It's been two weeks since my last confession. 113 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:53,259 PRIEST: Tell me your sins. 114 00:04:53,261 --> 00:04:56,129 I lied to my wife. 115 00:04:56,131 --> 00:04:59,298 She hates when I smoke, so I told her I stopped. 116 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,368 Well, actually, I did stop. 117 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,670 Haven't had a cigarette in a week. 118 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,340 But yesterday I bought a pack. 119 00:05:07,342 --> 00:05:09,308 I just wanted to hold 'em, you know? 120 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,476 You should tell her 121 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,445 the truth. 122 00:05:12,447 --> 00:05:14,013 Uh... 123 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:15,982 Yeah, I know. 124 00:05:18,119 --> 00:05:21,154 Thing is, Father, we actually... 125 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:24,624 haven't exactly been in a great place lately. 126 00:05:24,626 --> 00:05:26,692 For a while, really. 127 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,461 Which kinda blows. 128 00:05:28,463 --> 00:05:30,796 Sorry, Father. 129 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:34,500 Because the best moment of my life was the morning I met her. 130 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,237 She rear-ended me. 131 00:05:38,239 --> 00:05:41,507 Totally her fault. 132 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,277 I got out of my car to go scream at her... 133 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,513 but I saw her face. 134 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,149 And I walked right up to her and stuck out my hand like an idiot 135 00:05:50,151 --> 00:05:52,651 and said, "Hi, I'm Joe. 136 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:56,088 Don't worry about what just happened. 137 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:59,091 Could I take you out for a cup of coffee?" 138 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,331 So that's why I'm really here, Father. 139 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:10,202 I was wondering if I could be so bold to... 140 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:13,239 ask you for a little miracle. 141 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:15,708 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:30,222 (engine starts) 143 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,191 ♪ ♪ 144 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:41,133 (sighs) 145 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,502 (sighs deeply) 146 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,971 It's hot. 147 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,240 I'm so hot. Are you hot? 148 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,742 - Not really... - It's hot. 149 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:52,211 - So hot. - Yeah. 150 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:54,280 - (sighs) - Hey, 151 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:58,150 why don't we go to the movies today, huh? 152 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,819 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? Go see a double feature? 153 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,455 They got AC all day, snacks, popcorns, 154 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,890 all that stuff, yeah? 155 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,959 I want to be alone. 156 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:10,129 Wait, you what? 157 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:13,265 Jack, the house isn't done. It's not ready. 158 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,301 There are moving boxes everywhere. 159 00:07:15,303 --> 00:07:17,303 I trip over them all the time. There just... 160 00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:19,472 There are too many things in this house, and I need you 161 00:07:19,474 --> 00:07:21,507 - not to be one of them. - Babe, the house isn't... 162 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,641 Get out! 163 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,311 Wow. 164 00:07:25,313 --> 00:07:26,812 What? 165 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,348 - Nothin'. - (scoffs) 166 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,684 - (bowl clatters) - Oh, I see. 167 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:34,954 Okay, so now I'm the crazy wife 168 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:37,056 who's making your life totally miserable, 169 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:38,757 - huh? - I'm not miserable. I'm just... 170 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,759 I'm-I'm starting to get stress vertigo 171 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,461 anytime we have a conversation about a... 172 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:45,598 a grocery list or, you know, any conversation, 173 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,167 - for that matter. - Huh. 174 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:52,538 But... you are carrying my children, 175 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:56,241 so I'm gonna leave you to your afternoon. 176 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,578 Thank you, sweetheart. Hey, baby? 177 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,046 Yes, babe. 178 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,848 I love you so much. 179 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,483 I love you. (chuckles) 180 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,518 But do not come back into this house 181 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,822 until you've had a major attitude change. 182 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,648 (groans) 183 00:08:34,756 --> 00:08:38,424 (exhaling) 184 00:08:39,361 --> 00:08:41,794 Hey, God. 185 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:46,432 I know we only talk during play-off season, 186 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:50,270 but if you're listening... 187 00:08:50,272 --> 00:08:53,773 I'm concerned that my wife might be possessed by demons. 188 00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,141 Hey! 189 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,843 Thanks again for the bathroom sex 190 00:08:56,845 --> 00:09:00,113 at Froggy's, Jack! 191 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,016 (sighs) 192 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:07,420 Oh, God. 193 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,589 (grunts) 194 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:15,128 Mmm. 195 00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:18,197 (groans) 196 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:20,900 I'm a monster. 197 00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:24,837 Guys... (sighs) ... when are you coming out? 198 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,942 How much longer? 199 00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:34,781 Okay. 200 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,749 (smacks lips) One, two... 201 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:42,422 Mm, mm, mm... 202 00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:49,028 (groans) 203 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,168 I am a monster. 204 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,269 (sighs) 205 00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:05,268 ♪ ♪ 206 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:18,361 Nathan? 207 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:19,696 Nice to see you out and about. 208 00:10:19,698 --> 00:10:21,631 Oh, hello, Anne. Yeah. 209 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,900 That stuff will rot your teeth, 210 00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:25,869 - you know. - Ah. 211 00:10:25,871 --> 00:10:28,938 Well, Peter's coming over with the kids, so... 212 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,907 Ah. 213 00:10:32,277 --> 00:10:34,878 Yeah, I can't seem to take it off. 214 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,946 Nor should you. 215 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,950 After I lost Donnie... I... 216 00:10:40,952 --> 00:10:45,188 Well, it takes time, is all. 217 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,489 (softly): Yeah. 218 00:10:46,491 --> 00:10:48,625 You look thin. 219 00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:50,293 (chuckles) Just old. 220 00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:52,462 - If you're old, I'm ancient. - If you're ancient, 221 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:53,897 I'm dead. 222 00:10:53,899 --> 00:10:55,365 (chuckles) 223 00:10:56,301 --> 00:10:58,201 Well, I better get going. 224 00:10:58,203 --> 00:10:59,436 Yeah. 225 00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:03,907 Nathan. 226 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:07,310 If you need a good meal or... 227 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,446 just some company down the road, 228 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,581 I'd love to make you dinner sometime. 229 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,417 Well, I'm always on call, is the thing. 230 00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:16,986 You never know when this thing's gonna go off, 231 00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:18,154 and... 232 00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:19,789 Plus, you know, babies... 233 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:21,991 like to come at dinnertime. 234 00:11:21,993 --> 00:11:24,294 (laughs) Of course. I understand. 235 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:26,863 Well, you take care of yourself, Nathan. 236 00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:28,865 Yeah. You, too. 237 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:34,838 Hey. 238 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,973 - I'm back. - WOMAN: Hey. 239 00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:40,710 Went to church. 240 00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:42,712 Saw Father Williams. 241 00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:44,614 Oh, yeah? Good. 242 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,584 He's going to put us in his prayers. 243 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:50,186 Well, that should do it. 244 00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:53,356 What have I done now, Samantha? 245 00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:55,258 (quietly) Nothing. 246 00:11:57,662 --> 00:12:00,997 You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams? 247 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:05,235 I asked him to save my marriage. 248 00:12:07,873 --> 00:12:10,473 (wry chuckle) 249 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,075 I see. 250 00:12:12,077 --> 00:12:14,177 Interesting to hear. 251 00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:17,647 (sighs) 252 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,649 I'm due at the station. 253 00:12:23,855 --> 00:12:25,688 So, what are we doing here again? 254 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,023 'Cause it's your birthday. 255 00:12:27,025 --> 00:12:29,826 And my gift to you is this... showing you the way. 256 00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:32,562 - Golf? - Golf. 257 00:12:32,564 --> 00:12:36,332 Nah, man, it's... it's not my thing, pal. 258 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,185 Last I checked it's not your thing, but... 259 00:12:38,186 --> 00:12:39,278 What? 260 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:40,845 I'm just... I want to get back to Bec. 261 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,779 - What? No, no, no. - I'm-I'm gonna take off... 262 00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:44,407 Give her space. (sighs) 263 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:46,142 There's gonna be plenty of time for you 264 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,510 to become a martyr, I promise. 265 00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:49,479 Right now we need to get you some new clubs. 266 00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,247 No, look, I-I don't want to spend the money. 267 00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:54,417 Wrong. Being a father means that every once in a while 268 00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,186 you get to buy yourself something. 269 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:58,388 Because your kids get everything else. 270 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,956 Uh... 271 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:02,525 Look at these guys. I-I don't like golf. 272 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:04,093 Nobody likes golf. 273 00:13:04,095 --> 00:13:05,728 I don't like golf. 274 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:07,263 But that doesn't matter. 275 00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:09,799 - We need to get you some new shoes. - Yeah? 276 00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:10,934 Let's go. 277 00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:12,969 Match your pink pants? 278 00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:15,271 - ♪ ♪ - (panting) 279 00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:17,040 (quietly) Okay. 280 00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,708 Um... 281 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,410 (exhales) 282 00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:23,012 Yes. 283 00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:24,514 Okay. 284 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:26,916 Cake. All right. 285 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,017 Mm. 286 00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:30,487 Yeah, I can do that. 287 00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:31,654 (grunts) Okay. 288 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:34,424 Really? 289 00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:36,459 Sugar. 290 00:13:37,429 --> 00:13:39,128 Okay. Shelly. 291 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,966 Hi, Shelly. It's Rebecca. 292 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:46,236 I am the worst, most terrible wife in the entire world. 293 00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:49,205 I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today. 294 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,441 And all he was doing was trying to make me feel better, 295 00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:53,109 and I kicked him out of the house. 296 00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:57,380 I kicked him out of the house on his birthday, Shelly. 297 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,817 And I don't have a car, 298 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:02,752 and I really want to make him this... 299 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,622 fancy chocolate almond cake for his birthday. 300 00:14:05,624 --> 00:14:08,992 Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really... 301 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:12,562 sexy Marilyn Monroe-style birthday dance for him, and... 302 00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:14,564 Oh, my God. He's gonna leave me. 303 00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:16,366 He's gonna leave me for some... 304 00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:19,802 some hot, not crazy dental hygienist named Stephanie 305 00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:21,838 who doesn't forget his birthday. 306 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,774 (panting) 307 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:27,510 I guess you're not home, huh? 308 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,480 This is Rebecca. 309 00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:32,215 Did I say that? 310 00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:33,716 Okay, bye. 311 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:39,355 (continues panting) 312 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,958 Okay. 313 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,695 Who wants to go to the grocery store? Huh? 314 00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:48,298 All of you do. Great. Okay. 315 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,199 Let's go. 316 00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:54,003 (intro to Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 317 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,005 ♪ ♪ 318 00:15:04,649 --> 00:15:06,950 (Rebecca singing along): ♪ Baby ♪ 319 00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:09,452 ♪ Everything is all right ♪ 320 00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:10,820 ♪ Uptight ♪ 321 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,922 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 322 00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:14,457 ♪ Baby ♪ 323 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,292 ♪ Everything is all right ♪ 324 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:17,393 ♪ Uptight... ♪ 325 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:18,828 - (child yelling) - WOMAN: Stop it. 326 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,230 - Do you want me to bust that bottom? - (continues yelling) 327 00:15:21,232 --> 00:15:22,865 You know what? I don't... I don't care... 328 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,567 - Will you stop? No. - (yelling continues) 329 00:15:24,569 --> 00:15:26,069 Sorry. No, Charlie, Charlie... 330 00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,170 ♪ Is all right ♪ 331 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,237 ♪ Uptight ♪ 332 00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:29,539 ♪ Out of sight, baby... ♪ 333 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,494 You look good, Dad. 334 00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,026 WOMAN: You really do. 335 00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:43,195 DR. K: Well, those Jane Fonda tapes 336 00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:44,796 must be working their magic. 337 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:46,498 (chuckles) 338 00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:50,435 Seen the new Star Wars film yet? 339 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:52,304 Empire Strikes Back? 340 00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:54,673 It's got a real twist for an ending. 341 00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:58,210 Life has enough twists. 342 00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:04,639 Alli liked Ordinary People, the new one with Mary Tyler Moore. 343 00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:07,255 Oh. Your mom liked her. (chuckles) 344 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,890 Well, you should check it out. 345 00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:12,561 Maybe see if a friend wants to join you for a flick. 346 00:16:14,064 --> 00:16:16,898 There anybody out there you might like to... 347 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,234 take to a movie? A friend? 348 00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:24,072 My son is about as subtle as an elephant with gas. 349 00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:26,708 Why don't you tell me some more about this, uh, 350 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,610 Ordinary People movie? 351 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,212 Well... 352 00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:32,581 it was really moving to see Mary play 353 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,584 such a complicated mother... You don't see that often. 354 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,001 MIGUEL: Tony, Carl, 355 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,898 this is my best friend, Jack. 356 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,066 Today's his birthday. 357 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,868 - Oh, happy birthday, man. - Happy birthday! 358 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,070 - Thank you. - And his wife's pregnant with triplets. 359 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,305 - OTHERS: Oh. - Ooh. 360 00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:47,573 Come on, it's not gonna be that bad. 361 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,074 Oh, Jack, come on, now, I... 362 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,443 I love you, and I'm excited for you. 363 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,780 You are a superhero. But don't kid yourself... triplets are 364 00:16:53,782 --> 00:16:55,348 (chuckling) gonna be bad. 365 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:58,170 So we're buying him his first set of golf clubs. 366 00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:00,106 No, look, you're not buying anything. 367 00:17:00,108 --> 00:17:02,508 - He's skeptical. - You're gonna love golf, Jack. 368 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,443 A round of golf takes at least four hours... 369 00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:07,446 Five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do. 370 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:09,182 Five blissful hours, 371 00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:11,618 where your wife won't tell you that you're holding them wrong 372 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,788 or feeding them wrong or just being generally wrong. 373 00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:16,164 (chuckles) 374 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:17,378 Jack. 375 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,746 - Sorry. - You all right? 376 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,871 Yeah, I just... 377 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,941 just keep thinking about my wife and how I just... 378 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,943 want to get home to her, 379 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,579 hang out with her, make sure she's okay. 380 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:32,049 Which is crazy, because she's at her absolute worst right now. 381 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,918 I mean, like, Exorcist level bad. 382 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,955 But I still don't want to escape her. 383 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,859 Or my future vomiting, crap-riddled kids. 384 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:44,648 I just, I want more time with them. 385 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,317 I want to freeze time with them, 386 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:50,120 so-so that I can get a little bit more. 387 00:17:54,193 --> 00:17:55,959 Well, thanks, Miguel. 388 00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:58,629 I think I am gonna buy myself a present. 389 00:17:58,631 --> 00:18:00,864 - Great. - Yeah, just not here. 390 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,046 - Nice to meet you guys. - Hmm. 391 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,615 - You, too. - Have a good game. 392 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,452 Well, that guy's gonna make us look bad. 393 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,889 (sighs heavily) 394 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,291 (panting): Hi. 395 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,359 Hi. 396 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,961 Okay, I need to make... 397 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,030 a fancy chocolate almond cake 398 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,265 as fast as humanly possible. 399 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,201 - Okay. - So I'm gonna need... 400 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,702 butter... 401 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,938 sugar, flour, almonds... 402 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,806 (continues panting) 403 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,842 ... and semisweet chocolate. 404 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,977 Ma'am, this is a liquor store. 405 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,679 I know. I know. 406 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,614 But it says that it's "Liquor and more." 407 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,250 So where's the more? 408 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,552 (sighs heavily) 409 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,589 (chuckling) You were the only store within walking distance. 410 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,124 Really? 411 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,126 (continues panting) 412 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,997 Okay. What's your name? 413 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,465 Teddy. 414 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,933 I'm Rebecca. 415 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:57,968 Hi. 416 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,503 Teddy, here's the deal. 417 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,438 (panting) 418 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,075 I haven't slept well in the last couple of nights, right? 419 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,044 I cry when my socks are mismatched. 420 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,681 And I was really, really, really mean to my husband. 421 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,916 Really mean to him. 422 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,317 And he's pretty much perfect. 423 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,686 I've seen what else is out there. 424 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,723 So I need to make him something for his birthday. Do you understand me? 425 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,491 I need to make him something homemade. 426 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,759 It doesn't have to be fancy 427 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,828 chocolate almond cake. It just has to be homemade, 428 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,696 something that I make with my own two hands 429 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,732 so he can see how much I love him. 430 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,900 'Cause I was really mean. 431 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,469 Do you understand? 432 00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:34,695 Yeah. I got, um, banana muffins. 433 00:19:34,697 --> 00:19:36,864 (sighs heavily) 434 00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:41,902 I'll take a banana muffin. 435 00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,737 - Do you have icing? - Uh... 436 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:45,105 I got Twinkies. 437 00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:46,907 You can squirt out the insides. 438 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,109 Uh... 439 00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:50,511 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 440 00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:52,746 I can... work with that, I guess. 441 00:19:52,748 --> 00:19:54,415 I'll take six Twinkies. 442 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,449 (laughs) Okay. 443 00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:57,351 Uh, that'll be, uh, $4.25. 444 00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:58,719 $4.25. Okay. 445 00:19:58,721 --> 00:19:59,887 (sighs) Okay. 446 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,322 Thank you, Teddy. 447 00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:02,356 - It was nice meeting you. - You, too. 448 00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:03,791 Thank you so much. 449 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:09,530 Uh, Teddy? 450 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:14,335 (TV sports announcer speaking indistinctly) 451 00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:15,970 (doorbell buzzes) 452 00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,680 MAN: I got it. 453 00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:21,183 I need to stretch. I'll grab it. 454 00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,282 (baby coos) 455 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,584 Hey, you. 456 00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:43,054 Where'd you come from? 457 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,121 (baby fussing) 458 00:21:12,451 --> 00:21:14,252 - (indistinct chatter on TV) - (baby crying) 459 00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:18,638 Someone just left him. Right at the door. 460 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,374 Just like that, like in the movies. 461 00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:25,312 We should take him to the precinct. 462 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,881 Cops'll know what to do. 463 00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:29,350 What do you think'll happen to him? 464 00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,800 He'll go in the system, probably. 465 00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:33,336 I'm sure they got a routine in place for this type of thing. 466 00:21:33,338 --> 00:21:35,672 You know, foster care or adoption. 467 00:21:35,674 --> 00:21:37,674 Whatever. 468 00:21:39,611 --> 00:21:42,579 I'll take him over to the precinct. 469 00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:45,982 You're a little miracle, aren't you? 470 00:21:45,984 --> 00:21:47,951 Aren't you? 471 00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:10,306 ♪ ♪ 472 00:22:36,494 --> 00:22:38,428 (grunts softly) 473 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,430 (sighs) 474 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:44,567 (exhales) 475 00:22:47,105 --> 00:22:49,071 Hey, little bugs. 476 00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:54,811 I'm sorry I've been complaining so much lately. 477 00:22:56,948 --> 00:23:00,750 'Cause I really enjoyed having you as my sidekicks this year. 478 00:23:02,052 --> 00:23:05,887 You have really great taste in music, by the way. 479 00:23:05,889 --> 00:23:07,822 (chuckles) 480 00:23:07,824 --> 00:23:09,824 I guess I'm just, um... 481 00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,631 I'm a little... overwhelmed. 482 00:23:19,269 --> 00:23:22,203 Not about meeting you guys... I can't wait to meet you guys. 483 00:23:22,205 --> 00:23:26,074 I can't wait to meet you guys. 484 00:23:26,076 --> 00:23:28,176 I know I'm getting a little ahead of myself, 485 00:23:28,178 --> 00:23:31,179 but I can't wait to make Halloween costumes for you, 486 00:23:31,181 --> 00:23:33,848 which is weird, because I'm not a big Halloween person. 487 00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:35,850 (giggles softly) 488 00:23:44,852 --> 00:23:47,753 I've been acting out lately. 489 00:23:47,755 --> 00:23:51,623 I've been terrible to your dad, who is just... 490 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,325 perfect. 491 00:23:53,327 --> 00:23:54,526 He is so perfect. 492 00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:56,261 Oh, my God, 493 00:23:56,263 --> 00:23:58,230 you guys are going to freak out 494 00:23:58,232 --> 00:24:00,165 when you see how awesome your dad is. 495 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,134 Honestly, you're gonna be... 496 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,103 huge fans. 497 00:24:14,515 --> 00:24:18,183 I think I'm nervous about you guys meeting me. 498 00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:23,088 I don't know how much you can tell from in there, 499 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,724 but I am not gonna be the perfect mom 500 00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:27,226 you've probably been dreaming about. 501 00:24:27,228 --> 00:24:30,162 You guys dream, right? 502 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,164 I think so. 503 00:24:34,869 --> 00:24:37,469 I'm impatient. 504 00:24:37,471 --> 00:24:39,738 And I'm... 505 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,707 stubborn. 506 00:24:41,709 --> 00:24:43,642 And, uh... (sniffs) 507 00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:45,731 ... I stole an Abba-Zaba bar 508 00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:47,599 from the grocery store in fourth grade. 509 00:24:47,601 --> 00:24:50,536 And I'm... terrified 510 00:24:50,538 --> 00:24:52,571 that I'm gonna make a hundred wrong decisions 511 00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,273 and ruin the chances that you guys have 512 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,176 to lead the perfect lives that you deserve, but... 513 00:25:00,114 --> 00:25:03,048 I will protect you fiercely. 514 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:06,218 And I will always sing to you 515 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,187 when you can't sleep. 516 00:25:10,558 --> 00:25:12,958 And I will always be excited to hear you laugh. 517 00:25:14,728 --> 00:25:17,663 I bet you guys are gonna have wildly different laughs, huh? 518 00:25:17,665 --> 00:25:20,465 (giggles) 519 00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:24,169 I love you so much it hurts, and I haven't even met you yet. 520 00:25:24,171 --> 00:25:26,171 It's crazy. 521 00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:29,708 Mm. 522 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,044 So, I guess what... 523 00:25:32,046 --> 00:25:34,980 I'm trying to say is, um... 524 00:25:34,982 --> 00:25:38,183 you are gonna have to take the good with the bad 525 00:25:38,185 --> 00:25:40,352 when it comes to me. (sniffs) 526 00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:42,788 So, now that you know all of this, 527 00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:45,324 are you still... 528 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:49,161 excited to come and join me out here, huh? 529 00:25:54,969 --> 00:25:56,935 I'll take that as a yes. 530 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,473 JACK: You are so beautiful. 531 00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:04,343 Jack, what are you doing? (chuckling) 532 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,278 Where did you get that thing? 533 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,547 Eh, I thought that we needed it. 534 00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:10,782 Babe, wait, have you been filming me this whole time? 535 00:26:10,784 --> 00:26:12,485 - Yeah. - No. 536 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,319 It's okay, don't worry, it doesn't-it doesn't 537 00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:15,887 get sound, just picture. 538 00:26:15,889 --> 00:26:17,356 - Turn it off. - Uh-uh. 539 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,924 (chuckles) 540 00:26:18,926 --> 00:26:20,292 Come here. 541 00:26:20,294 --> 00:26:22,794 Come here, baby. 542 00:26:24,865 --> 00:26:27,099 I forgot your birthday. 543 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:30,035 - It's okay. - No, 544 00:26:30,037 --> 00:26:31,203 it's not okay, 'cause you are 545 00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:33,105 the world's greatest husband. 546 00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:36,141 And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad. 547 00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:38,110 And I promise you, me and the kids... 548 00:26:38,112 --> 00:26:40,045 We're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year 549 00:26:40,047 --> 00:26:41,580 for your birthday. 550 00:26:41,582 --> 00:26:42,714 - Yeah? - Yeah. 551 00:26:42,716 --> 00:26:44,750 And I-I... 552 00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:47,252 got you the world's worst birthday present. 553 00:26:47,254 --> 00:26:49,621 And I made you the world's worst birthday cupcake 554 00:26:49,623 --> 00:26:51,423 down in the kitchen, but I don't know... 555 00:26:51,425 --> 00:26:53,292 I had to do something. (laughing) 556 00:26:53,294 --> 00:26:54,926 Oh. 557 00:26:55,018 --> 00:26:56,718 Oh, that is... 558 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,421 - that is exactly what I wanted. - No, it's not. 559 00:26:59,423 --> 00:27:01,223 Well, there is a certain dance 560 00:27:01,225 --> 00:27:02,858 that I look forward to every year... 561 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:04,092 - Jack. - Yeah. 562 00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:06,828 No. Stop. I was... 563 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:09,364 I was actually thinking like, um, 564 00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:11,366 I don't know, like, a shoulder rub. 565 00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,902 - Eh... - Babe. 566 00:27:13,904 --> 00:27:16,772 None of my lingerie is gonna fit me. 567 00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:18,206 That's okay. 568 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,208 Birthday tradition doesn't care. 569 00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:22,778 Mm-hmm. 570 00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:25,280 Okay. 571 00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:27,382 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. All right, cowboy. 572 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:31,019 So, I'll meet you in the bedroom in five minutes. 573 00:27:31,121 --> 00:27:32,387 - You know what to do. - Mm-hmm. 574 00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:34,189 Strip down to your birthday suit. 575 00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:35,724 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 576 00:27:35,726 --> 00:27:37,692 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 577 00:27:37,694 --> 00:27:39,394 (whispered conversation) 578 00:27:47,601 --> 00:27:49,468 It's my home, Peter. 579 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:52,109 I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume. 580 00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:53,477 Now, what's on your mind? 581 00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:56,213 Dad, we're officially worried about you. 582 00:27:56,215 --> 00:27:59,950 Well, that is officially unnecessary. 583 00:27:59,952 --> 00:28:01,418 We miss her, too. 584 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:03,987 Dad, she's been gone for over a year. 585 00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:05,689 14 months. 586 00:28:07,026 --> 00:28:08,659 Nathan... 587 00:28:08,661 --> 00:28:09,927 you're still a young man. 588 00:28:09,929 --> 00:28:12,429 I mean, you're working, what, 589 00:28:12,431 --> 00:28:14,098 60 hours a week at the hospital? 590 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,500 I wish. That would be a vacation. 591 00:28:16,502 --> 00:28:18,235 Maybe you could take a vacation. 592 00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:20,337 Please stop. 593 00:28:20,339 --> 00:28:21,572 Mom's gone, Dad. 594 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,540 I know she's gone. 595 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,476 You don't think I know she's gone? 596 00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:28,479 I buried her, Peter. 597 00:28:28,481 --> 00:28:32,082 I was married to her for 53 years and I buried her. 598 00:28:32,084 --> 00:28:35,052 I don't need you to tell me she's gone. 599 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:42,226 And I will never move on, 600 00:28:42,228 --> 00:28:44,194 so stop asking me to. 601 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,333 She's my wife. 602 00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:53,103 She was my life. 603 00:28:55,574 --> 00:28:56,940 And I love you two, 604 00:28:56,942 --> 00:28:58,842 but if you tell me to move on again 605 00:28:58,844 --> 00:29:00,544 you will not be welcome in our home. 606 00:29:00,546 --> 00:29:02,880 (footsteps approaching) 607 00:29:02,882 --> 00:29:04,815 - (chattering) - There's my grandkids. 608 00:29:04,817 --> 00:29:08,452 Hey, who's ready for some junk that'll rot your teeth out? 609 00:29:10,929 --> 00:29:12,929 Hey. 610 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:17,731 - (baby fussing) - Shh, shh. 611 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,217 Sam. 612 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,720 What? I'm in the middle of reading something. 613 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,148 What is that? 614 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:32,451 He was left at the doorstep of the fire house. 615 00:29:32,453 --> 00:29:35,788 The same day I asked Father Williams for a miracle, 616 00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:37,790 he was literally left at our doorstep. 617 00:29:40,628 --> 00:29:42,862 So... 618 00:29:43,998 --> 00:29:46,031 He was meant for us, Sam. 619 00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:48,367 We couldn't have kids, 620 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,603 and we grew apart because of it. 621 00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:52,238 But now... 622 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,241 Stop. Joe, that is not our baby. 623 00:29:55,243 --> 00:29:58,811 That is just some child... 624 00:30:00,181 --> 00:30:03,382 ... who was left by a terrible person 625 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,084 at your fire station. 626 00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:07,520 Sam... 627 00:30:07,522 --> 00:30:11,390 I'm sorry, but, God... 628 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,260 come on, Joe. 629 00:30:14,262 --> 00:30:16,729 A baby is not just gonna fix us. 630 00:30:23,671 --> 00:30:25,504 That is a newborn baby. 631 00:30:25,506 --> 00:30:28,007 You need to get it to a hospital. 632 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:29,942 Now. 633 00:30:29,944 --> 00:30:32,344 Before you get arrested. 634 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,850 ♪ ♪ 635 00:30:43,788 --> 00:30:45,254 (grunts) 636 00:30:50,662 --> 00:30:52,228 (sharp inhale) 637 00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:54,196 Ow. 638 00:30:54,198 --> 00:30:55,731 (moans softly) 639 00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:02,538 JACK: Okay, I'm ready. 640 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:04,740 Hey, you promise you like your gift? 641 00:31:04,742 --> 00:31:07,677 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 642 00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:09,645 - Suit's on? - Yes, ma'am. 643 00:31:09,647 --> 00:31:12,581 - Your birthday suit? - It's the only one I've got. 644 00:31:24,729 --> 00:31:27,396 I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes. 645 00:31:27,398 --> 00:31:28,631 I see that. 646 00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:30,266 It wasn't a great moment for me. 647 00:31:30,268 --> 00:31:32,668 Tradition is tradition. 648 00:31:41,576 --> 00:31:44,510 Peter and Alli came over today. 649 00:31:44,512 --> 00:31:48,380 He is your son, through and through, that's for certain. 650 00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:50,983 Stubborn as a damn mule. 651 00:31:50,985 --> 00:31:53,252 (chuckles) 652 00:31:53,254 --> 00:31:55,220 He thinks he knows something 653 00:31:55,222 --> 00:31:57,823 'cause he's been married for... 654 00:31:57,825 --> 00:32:01,193 what, ten whole years? 655 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:04,463 I love that boy, but... 656 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:06,465 my God. 657 00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:16,675 Carol, I'm gonna say something now, and you have 658 00:32:16,677 --> 00:32:19,645 to promise now not to be mad at me. 659 00:32:27,188 --> 00:32:30,656 Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet, 660 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,125 and I just stare at all your... 661 00:32:34,395 --> 00:32:36,295 Um... 662 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,175 (muffled crying) 663 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,181 Baby, I don't know if I can keep doing this 664 00:32:46,183 --> 00:32:48,083 without you anymore. 665 00:32:48,085 --> 00:32:49,852 (sniffles, sighs) 666 00:32:49,854 --> 00:32:52,154 And I, uh... 667 00:32:53,357 --> 00:32:56,859 I'm really not sure that I want to. 668 00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:58,827 (crying quietly) 669 00:33:00,765 --> 00:33:02,197 (sniffles) 670 00:33:02,199 --> 00:33:06,168 God, I miss being with you, and I... 671 00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:09,405 (beeping, Dr. K sniffles, sighs) 672 00:33:09,407 --> 00:33:11,473 Well... (sniffles) 673 00:33:11,475 --> 00:33:13,275 Duty calls. 674 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:15,444 (sniffles) 675 00:33:15,446 --> 00:33:17,713 We'll, uh... 676 00:33:17,715 --> 00:33:21,083 finish this conversation another time, okay? 677 00:33:22,386 --> 00:33:25,254 (sniffles) 678 00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:27,656 I love you, baby. 679 00:33:30,094 --> 00:33:32,394 (sniffling) 680 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,887 I've never heard Dr. Schneider 681 00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:39,755 - scream obscenities like that before. - Well, 682 00:33:39,757 --> 00:33:41,290 a burst appendix'll do that for you. 683 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,625 Mm. Give me the run-down again. 684 00:33:42,627 --> 00:33:44,460 Uh, Rebecca Pearson, 30 years old. 685 00:33:44,462 --> 00:33:45,995 First-time mother with triplets. 686 00:33:45,997 --> 00:33:47,329 How's the mental state? 687 00:33:47,331 --> 00:33:49,298 She's good. Calm. 688 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:51,567 I meant the husband. 689 00:33:57,081 --> 00:33:59,815 What the hell could this thing possibly be for? 690 00:33:59,817 --> 00:34:02,018 It's for rectal examinations. 691 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,786 That one's from the dirty pile. 692 00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:05,755 Sorry. 693 00:34:05,757 --> 00:34:07,990 Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski, 694 00:34:07,992 --> 00:34:12,061 but you can call me Doc or Dr. K, 695 00:34:12,063 --> 00:34:14,730 which is what most people choose to do... 696 00:34:14,732 --> 00:34:18,367 ♪ And I look back upon my time ♪ 697 00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:20,036 ♪ See the snapshots of my life ♪ 698 00:34:20,038 --> 00:34:21,771 - (baby crying) - Shh. 699 00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:25,241 ♪ You will not be surprised ♪ 700 00:34:25,243 --> 00:34:27,376 ♪ See your name across my smile... ♪ 701 00:34:27,378 --> 00:34:30,179 (screaming) 702 00:34:30,181 --> 00:34:31,647 First male is out. 703 00:34:31,749 --> 00:34:33,149 ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 704 00:34:33,251 --> 00:34:34,651 Something's not right. 705 00:34:34,753 --> 00:34:37,319 - ♪ And I will remember you ♪ - Your wife is in distress, Jack. 706 00:34:37,321 --> 00:34:38,788 (rhythmic beeping and whooshing) 707 00:34:38,790 --> 00:34:41,290 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 708 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,892 (baby crying) 709 00:34:42,894 --> 00:34:45,394 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 710 00:34:45,396 --> 00:34:47,630 (crying) 711 00:34:47,632 --> 00:34:51,167 ♪ The way you are right now... ♪ 712 00:34:51,169 --> 00:34:53,836 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm-I'm very sorry. 713 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:55,905 (sighs heavily) 714 00:34:55,907 --> 00:34:57,673 I need to be with my wife. 715 00:34:57,675 --> 00:34:59,909 You will be, but she needs to sleep now. 716 00:34:59,911 --> 00:35:03,245 You just sit there. 717 00:35:03,247 --> 00:35:04,747 I lost my wife last year. 718 00:35:04,749 --> 00:35:09,251 Cancer. Five children, 11 grandkids. 719 00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:13,089 But we lost our very first child during the delivery. 720 00:35:13,091 --> 00:35:16,926 ♪ And I will remember you ♪ 721 00:35:16,928 --> 00:35:21,163 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 722 00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:25,000 ♪ The way you are right now ♪ 723 00:35:25,002 --> 00:35:27,370 ♪ The way you are right now... ♪ 724 00:35:27,462 --> 00:35:29,662 There she is. 725 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:32,698 Hi. 726 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,533 You did so good. 727 00:35:34,535 --> 00:35:36,068 Yeah. 728 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,373 What's wrong? 729 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,342 (sighs) 730 00:35:43,344 --> 00:35:45,611 We lost one of the babies. 731 00:35:47,248 --> 00:35:50,716 No. No, that's not true. 732 00:35:50,718 --> 00:35:53,152 Yeah. 733 00:35:54,388 --> 00:35:57,456 (voice breaking): No, that's not true. 734 00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,492 (crying) That's not true. 735 00:35:59,494 --> 00:36:01,393 That's not true. 736 00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,995 It's okay. 737 00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:05,231 - No! No! No! No! No! - It's okay. 738 00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:08,167 No. No, no, no, you're lying to me. 739 00:36:08,169 --> 00:36:10,102 - Yeah. - We have three babies. 740 00:36:10,104 --> 00:36:11,704 We have a boy and a girl. 741 00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:12,972 - (crying) - We do. 742 00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:14,773 It's okay. 743 00:36:14,775 --> 00:36:16,175 DR. K: I like to think 744 00:36:16,177 --> 00:36:19,879 that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me, 745 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,448 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 746 00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:26,852 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer... 747 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,522 - Which one's yours? - Um... 748 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,657 ... and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 749 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:33,325 - ♪ And I look back upon my time ♪ - Wow. 750 00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:34,760 How about you? Which one's yours? 751 00:36:34,762 --> 00:36:36,695 - ♪ See the snapshots ♪ - None of 'em, actually. 752 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:38,397 - ♪ Of my life ♪ - Strangest damn thing. 753 00:36:38,399 --> 00:36:40,533 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 754 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:43,001 - ♪ You will not be surprised ♪ - I didn't know what to do, 755 00:36:43,003 --> 00:36:44,236 so I brought him here. 756 00:36:44,238 --> 00:36:47,106 ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 757 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:50,809 - Huh. - ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 758 00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:53,452 - Smoke? - ♪ And I will remember you ♪ 759 00:36:53,454 --> 00:36:55,154 - No. Thank you. - Oh. 760 00:36:55,156 --> 00:36:58,457 ♪ I will remember you... ♪ 761 00:36:58,459 --> 00:37:00,626 DR. K.: If you can do that, 762 00:37:00,628 --> 00:37:04,563 then you will still be taking three babies 763 00:37:04,565 --> 00:37:06,198 home from this hospital, 764 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,033 just maybe not the way you planned. 765 00:37:08,035 --> 00:37:09,668 ♪ The way you are right now. ♪ 766 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,916 (rhythmic beeping) 767 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:33,368 (sniffs) 768 00:37:36,206 --> 00:37:39,941 I felt all of them, Jack. 769 00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:46,448 I felt all three kicking. 770 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:47,882 (sighs) 771 00:37:47,884 --> 00:37:50,285 I know. 772 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:53,951 I really felt like we were meant to have three. 773 00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:56,420 Me, too. 774 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,514 What if we still are? 775 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,486 (door closes) 776 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,767 Hey. 777 00:38:17,769 --> 00:38:19,736 Baby okay? 778 00:38:19,738 --> 00:38:21,237 Yeah. 779 00:38:26,878 --> 00:38:29,479 You're a good man. 780 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:31,481 What? 781 00:38:32,617 --> 00:38:34,784 We've been awful lately. 782 00:38:34,786 --> 00:38:36,352 Um... 783 00:38:38,557 --> 00:38:41,691 And you find an abandoned baby, 784 00:38:41,693 --> 00:38:45,862 and your first thought is to bring him home. 785 00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:49,299 To try and... 786 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:52,969 repair us... with him. 787 00:38:52,971 --> 00:38:55,405 - It was stupid. - Yeah. 788 00:38:55,407 --> 00:38:58,141 But also sweet. 789 00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:03,279 You ever wish we could just start over? 790 00:39:03,281 --> 00:39:07,317 Go back to where we started, 791 00:39:07,319 --> 00:39:09,919 like that first day, you know, just 792 00:39:09,921 --> 00:39:13,790 try to do it all fresh? 793 00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:16,626 Yeah, sometimes. All the time. 794 00:39:16,628 --> 00:39:19,195 It's all I want, honestly... 795 00:39:19,197 --> 00:39:21,631 to start over. 796 00:39:22,801 --> 00:39:24,367 (sighs) 797 00:39:28,573 --> 00:39:31,975 (sighs) 798 00:39:37,315 --> 00:39:41,017 (voice trembling): Hi. I'm Samantha. 799 00:39:41,019 --> 00:39:44,587 Don't... worry about what happened back there. 800 00:39:44,589 --> 00:39:47,290 Can I take you for a cup of coffee? 801 00:39:49,728 --> 00:39:51,761 Yeah. 802 00:39:52,931 --> 00:39:56,332 Yeah. 803 00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:02,572 God, that was a day. 804 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,641 - You hear the latest? - What's that? 805 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,709 Couple with the triplets. 806 00:40:06,711 --> 00:40:10,113 He's been asking about the baby from the fire station. 807 00:40:10,115 --> 00:40:13,550 Might be thinking about adopting. 808 00:40:13,552 --> 00:40:15,818 Hmm. 809 00:40:16,788 --> 00:40:18,855 Well, I'm out of here. 810 00:40:18,857 --> 00:40:20,290 - Night, Dr. Katowski. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:40:36,241 --> 00:40:38,541 I, um... (sniffles) 812 00:40:38,543 --> 00:40:41,511 ... told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon. 813 00:40:41,513 --> 00:40:43,479 (sniffles) 814 00:40:43,481 --> 00:40:46,382 I haven't spoken to anybody about that in... 815 00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:49,118 a really long time. 816 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,488 And I, uh... I gave him some advice. 817 00:40:54,492 --> 00:40:56,993 And it seems he may have actually listened to me. 818 00:40:58,897 --> 00:41:01,397 It seems he may have taken the worst thing 819 00:41:01,399 --> 00:41:04,033 that ever happened to him in his life, 820 00:41:04,035 --> 00:41:07,237 and tried to push on. 821 00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:17,247 There isn't a minute that goes by 822 00:41:17,249 --> 00:41:19,549 that I don't think of you. 823 00:41:24,456 --> 00:41:26,389 (voice breaking) And I... 824 00:41:26,391 --> 00:41:28,424 I hope you know this. 825 00:41:28,426 --> 00:41:31,594 I hope this is what you would want me to do. 826 00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:36,132 (sniffles) 827 00:41:37,202 --> 00:41:40,870 I expect it is. 828 00:41:43,216 --> 00:41:45,683 REBECCA: Come on, Randall. Let's go. 829 00:41:50,319 --> 00:41:51,787 Great. You guys ready? 830 00:41:51,815 --> 00:41:52,914 JACK: Yup. 831 00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:54,726 KEVIN: We watch these every year. 832 00:41:54,728 --> 00:41:56,962 Yeah, well, it's my Father's Day, and I pick the movies, 833 00:41:56,964 --> 00:41:59,531 so we're gonna start at the beginning. 834 00:42:03,578 --> 00:42:04,777 What are you saying, Mom? 835 00:42:04,779 --> 00:42:05,826 - Secret. - (Jack laughs) 836 00:42:05,851 --> 00:42:06,912 Can you tell us? 837 00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:08,180 - No. Thank you. - No? 838 00:42:08,182 --> 00:42:10,583 JACK: No. Let's watch it, okay? Here comes the best part. 839 00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:13,442 DR. K: I like to think 840 00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:17,591 that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me, 841 00:42:17,592 --> 00:42:19,959 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 842 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,797 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer 843 00:42:26,133 --> 00:42:31,337 and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 844 00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:33,406 If you can do that, 845 00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:35,775 then you will still be taking three babies 846 00:42:35,777 --> 00:42:38,144 home from this hospital, 847 00:42:38,146 --> 00:42:40,396 just maybe not the way you planned. 848 00:42:40,398 --> 00:42:43,616 ♪ See, Mother, I believe ♪ 849 00:42:43,618 --> 00:42:48,054 ♪ That half of everything I hear is true ♪ 850 00:42:48,056 --> 00:42:51,791 ♪ Between you and me ♪ 851 00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,526 ♪ I believe in everything you do. ♪ 852 00:42:54,228 --> 00:42:56,161 synced and corrected by susinz www.addic7ed.com