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- Previously on Lucifer...
- You are my brother
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and my test.
So what's the plan?
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We need to make
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the detective realize
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that Pierce isn't the man
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she thinks he is.
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If we don't get Chloe
to love you,
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then I can't kill you,
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and I need this
to get back to Hell.
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I like you, Charlotte.
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So, if you need
time, I can wait.
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You're worth it.
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What do you desire?
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- I want her to choose me.
- Then tell her.
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Chloe Decker,
will you marry me?
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Yes.
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WOMAN:
Are you listening?
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Get a move on.
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What part of
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"she can't perform without it"
do you not understand?
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Great. Just great.
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This is the agility trials
in San Fran all over again.
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♪♪ I can see ahead of me,
I run it, run it... ♪♪
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(sighs)
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Run.
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Run!
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♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪♪
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This is an heirloom.
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Only the best for Bootsie.
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(growls softly)
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ANNOUNCER: And now, introducing
last year's grand prize winner,
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Bootsie.
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Situation sorted.
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WOMAN:
You wish.
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Cornelia's up next and
no one's laid eyes on her.
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(sighs)
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♪♪ Get what you want ♪♪
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Ms. Cornelia, showtime.
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♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh. ♪♪
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Ms. Cornelia?
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ELLA: (squeals)
Oh, my God!
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Wowzers.
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That is some rock,
girlfriend.
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It is exciting, isn't it?
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Um, yeah, I mean,
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heart melting,
brain exploding.
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Wait, clock's ticking.
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How much time do we have
before the big day?
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- Three...
- Months?
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...weeks, actually.
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What? That is not
enough time to plan.
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Well, Marcus and I
thought why wait?
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When you know,
you know, right?
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I'm not talking
about the wedding.
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No, I am talking about
the bachelorette party.
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Well, it's the
second wedding.
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Do I need one?
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Uh, yeah, you do.
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It sets the foundation
for your whole support system.
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And trust me,
you're gonna need one
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for the dark days
to come 'cause, I mean,
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sleeping with the same dude
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(whispers):
for the rest of your life?
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Even hot gets boring, Chloe.
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Dark days ahead, indeed.
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I may have to take my chances.
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Uh, Decker.
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All of my life,
I have been dreaming
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of the chance to plan
a bachelorette party.
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But four brothers.
Remember?
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And you're the closest thing
I have to a sister right now.
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Well... (sighs)
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I guess if you're gonna
play the sister card.
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Yes!
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Oh, wait.
Let's talk theme.
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The bachelorette
and wedding should match.
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You know, color palette, dress,
cake, venue, flowers...
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Playlist, DJ, tuxedo,
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- marriage license.
- Right.
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We have the nice bottle
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of single malt for the bar,
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which is gonna be open,
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which means we need to
get a couple bartenders.
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This is a lot, isn't it?
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It's, uh... (chuckles)
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Do you think we should maybe
postpone the date?
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Is that what you want?
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No. No.
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Totally and completely no.
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I... unless...
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- unless you do.
- Absolutely not.
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I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
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I mean, look, we solve murders.
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- How hard can it be to plan one little wedding?
- Yeah.
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But I think I know what'll help.
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- Hmm?
- I recently discovered that a certain detective
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has weeks
of unused vacation days.
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Couple days away from the office
might give you time to plan.
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Chloe said yes?
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- To marry Pierce?
- It's mind-boggling,
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I know.
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I mean,
when I said I was at peace
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with the detective
making her own choices,
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it didn't occur to me
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that she'd be capable of making
such a spectacularly bad one.
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I mean,
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why on earth?
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Why is besides
the point, Luci.
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We can't allow this to happen.
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Oh, I like this new you.
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I wish you'd realized
I was your test eons ago.
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Luci, it is God's will that you
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- and Chloe...
- Yeah, don't ruin it.
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I'm just happy
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that we're on the same side
for once.
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So, what's the plan?
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The plan... is simple.
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The plan is simple.
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I'm going to try
to understand why
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the detective
would want to marry
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that overstuffed man ham
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and then make her see
she's deranged.
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Or you could just tell her
how you feel.
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I already missed my window
for that, unfortunately.
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He's weaseled his way
into her heart,
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and I don't understand how,
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but I need to.
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Well, good luck.
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And I will come up with a plan
that will actually work.
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Of course you will.
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(chuckles)
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Ah, Detective.
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- You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Uh, anyway, since
changes are afoot,
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I'd like to address
things head-on.
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Oh. Well,
that's oddly mature of you.
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And it's... it's nice to know
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that you're not gonna start
acting all weird.
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(laughs, exhales)
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Oh, what's this?
Is this an engagement gift?
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It's much better than that.
It's a personality test.
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So I can understand why
you do the things you do
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and, uh, decide
the things you decide.
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A personality test?
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So much for not acting weird.
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What? You know, to help
optimize our partnership.
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Okay, well,
it's gonna have to wait,
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because I am taking some
time off to plan the wedding.
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I... Well, how am I supposed
to get inside your head
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if I can't watch you at work?
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The job is who you are,
Detective.
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Well, how about
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you watch Dan.
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Because my cases
have been reassigned,
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and I'm sure
he'd appreciate the help.
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Well, looks like it's
you and me, Lucinda.
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Yippee.
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♪♪♪♪
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- And then there's potential reason number 54...
- 55.
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...55 the detective would accept
Pierce's proposal: drugs.
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EUI... Engaged
Under the Influence.
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Or craziest reason yet:
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maybe Chloe said yes
because it's what she wants.
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Well, maybe it's what
she thinks she wants,
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but does she know
what she truly desires?
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'Cause few do
unless I help them.
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And unfortunately,
I can't do that with her.
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Not peony, penis.
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Peni... Yeah, sure, I'll hold.
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Vic is Francis Hoffman.
Time of death roughly 9:00 a.m.
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- Husband's on his way now.
- LUCIFER: Right.
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Well, aren't you gonna ask
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about these suspicious
paw prints?
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The detective
certainly would.
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ELLA:
The prints belong
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to Cornelia,
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the vic's prizewinning Mastiff.
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Currently AWOL, though.
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Ah, right. A canine killer.
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- Seems they can't trust you with a real homicide, Daniel.
- Nope.
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The bitch is innocent.
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Cause of death
was blunt force trauma,
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so the killer is human.
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You can rush the order?
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Awesome!
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Okay.
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It's all in here.
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- Oh.
- I got me
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a penis piñata to pick up.
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(clears throat) Right,
well, by now, the detective
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- would have formulated a working theory, so...
- Listen, dude.
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I know you're
going through stuff
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with this whole
Chloe-getting-engaged thing,
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but I can't have you
second-guessing my every move.
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Chloe has her reasons for making
the decisions that she makes,
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and I have mine.
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Only one of us can be detective.
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- You're right.
- Yeah.
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That is the perfect way to
understand the detective.
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I'm gonna take the
lead and be her.
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Right.
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That is not what I meant.
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♪♪♪♪
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Francis loved the beach.
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We just celebrated our sixth
wedding anniversary in Malibu.
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Two daddies and one fur baby.
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Has there been any sign of her?
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Cornelia's all I have left.
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Not yet, but my job
means everything to me.
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Solving murders is
my one true passion,
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and as such, I promise you
that I will find Cornelia
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and get justice
for your slaughtered husband...
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because I am empathetic.
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I care.
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Yeah.
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Will you excuse us for
just a second, please?
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Thought you never lied.
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What? I do care...
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about channeling
the detective
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so I can find out why she does
the things she does
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- and makes the decisions she makes.
- Okay, look.
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Whatever it is,
we still have to do our job.
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You know, like asking questions
relating to the crime.
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- Okay? Just let me handle this.
- (sighs)
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(clears throat) Uh, Frederick?
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Do you know of anyone who
had a beef with Francis?
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Anyone who would want
to hurt him?
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Oh, right, that is exactly
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the sort of futile question
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the detective would ask.
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- Do you?
- I mean,
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everyone loved Francis.
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But he did get into an argument
with someone in the parking lot
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of the training center
last week.
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- Did you get a name?
- No, I...
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I thought they were just arguing
about a parking spot.
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But I did take down
the license plate
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in case he came back
to key the car...
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if that's helpful?
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Is that helpful?
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Yeah.
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Right. Thank you.
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I got your message
about the engagement.
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- Plan's back on, right?
- Whoa, easy, there.
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Oh, relax.
I'm not gonna do it here.
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I mean, I remember the plan.
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Kill you, frame Lucifer,
blah, blah, blah.
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I'm just really excited.
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Well, that's not
why I called you.
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I called to apologize.
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Apologize about what?
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I don't want to die anymore.
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I'm in love with Chloe.
I want to be with her.
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I-I know you
don't understand.
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I hardly do, myself.
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You know, I've never
felt like this before.
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00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,037
- We had a deal!
- And I will honor it.
261
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,511
I promise to find you
another way back to Hell.
262
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:16,557
Show me your arm.
263
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:17,877
Really?
264
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,790
I don't get it.
265
00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,436
If Decker loves you,
266
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,710
then the mark should be gone.
267
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,551
Unless she's having
second thoughts about you.
268
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:31,917
Well, that's not...
269
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:32,837
ELLA:
Oh, my God.
270
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,793
Maze, super psyched you're here.
271
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,153
I got me
what you might call
272
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,000
an "all hands on Decker"
emergency.
273
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,074
- Would you...?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
274
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,430
- Conference room.
- Yeah.
275
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,275
I'll work on Chloe
and get her back on board.
276
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,796
In the meantime,
277
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,196
you better figure out
that other way...
278
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,956
fast.
279
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,237
MAZE:
Is that
280
00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,999
a wedding murder board?
281
00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,351
I am just trying to
stay organized here.
282
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,880
Wow. Mug shot for the caterer.
283
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,190
Nice work, Decker.
284
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,629
- You see what I'm dealing with?
- Mm-hmm.
285
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,230
Guys, solving crimes
makes sense to me.
286
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,994
Wedding stuff, not so much.
287
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,680
Why do you think Dan and I
got married at the courthouse
288
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,910
and then went right back
to work?
289
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,759
Decker, trust me,
290
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,316
we will help you deal
with all the wedding details
291
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,472
the normal way: blind drunk
292
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,676
at your bachelorette party.
293
00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,714
- Mm-hmm.
- Which needs to be awesome.
294
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,637
That's where you come in
295
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,320
while I deal with a
new lead in this case.
296
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,591
Oh, the case. Right.
297
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,031
- What's going on with that?
- I-I ran a partial license
298
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,071
and got a match.
299
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,277
Security footage
shows the suspect's car
300
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,550
at the location of the murder.
301
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,876
Okay, who is it registered to?
302
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,070
You will never know that
303
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,437
because you are
on wedding vacay.
304
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,915
All right.
(groans) My dress.
305
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,674
- I need to get a dress.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
306
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,916
And while you do that...
307
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,751
We will...
308
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,834
seal this wedding dealio
309
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,117
by throwing you
a bachelorette party
310
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,356
you won't forget.
311
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,672
Thanks.
312
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,910
I think.
313
00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,712
Perfect. Okay, so you plan the
pregame till I get off of work.
314
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,797
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God.
315
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,036
With you on the case,
316
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,277
this night is gonna be insane!
317
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,317
(squeals)
318
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,879
Yes, we're heading
there right now.
319
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,673
Actually, we would've been there
20 minutes ago
320
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,633
if someone didn't have to stop
for a wardrobe change.
321
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,274
I'm committed, Daniel.
322
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,836
Okay, so, uh, Ella tracked
the plate of the guy
323
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,874
Francis fought with to an ex-con
named Vincent Walker.
324
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,074
Car was spotted on 3rd and Main.
So we should, you know, hurry.
325
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,509
Well, I'm going as fast
as I can.
326
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,598
- You're going 34 in a 35, man.
- (horn honks)
327
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,276
I can't risk accidentally
going over the speed limit.
328
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,436
The detective wouldn't.
329
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,953
Why don't you just ask Chloe
why she said yes to Pierce?
330
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,319
Oh, there's no point bothering
the detective on her time off.
331
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,989
But speaking of
baffling unions,
332
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,510
how are you doing? You and
Charlotte still a thing?
333
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,312
- Oh, I...
- (horn honks)
334
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,519
Yeah, she's kind of going
through some stuff right now.
335
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,518
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- And I'm just...
336
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,080
- you know, I'm giving her space.
- Right.
337
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,276
- Or I'm trying to.
- Hmm.
338
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,916
But thank you for caring, man.
339
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,556
Oh, no, I don't care.
340
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,631
- Oh, right, right, but Chloe would.
- (horn honks)
341
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,593
Now you're
getting it, Daniel.
342
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,075
Just drive, man.
343
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,270
(sighs)
344
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,995
Hey, Amenadiel.
345
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,793
- This a bad time?
- I could use a break
346
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,469
from prosecuting the
Malibu State water polo team.
347
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,870
Well, I was hoping
that you might be able
348
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,036
to help me out again.
349
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,436
I know we failed to prove
350
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,670
Pierce is The Sinnerman,
351
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,439
but I've still been digging,
352
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,911
and I am confident
that eventually...
353
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,351
Actually, I'm taking a different
angle this time, Charlotte.
354
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,399
I need to split up
the engagement
355
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,875
between him and Chloe.
356
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,710
Any chance to get in
His good graces, I'm in.
357
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,192
The thing is, Pierce seems
to genuinely be in love.
358
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,637
To stop this, we would
have to understand him,
359
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,356
and that... that guy
is impenetrable.
360
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,029
Well, if being a trial lawyer
has taught me anything,
361
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,039
it's that there's always a way
to get inside someone's head,
362
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,233
get them to have
a change of heart.
363
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,351
Go on.
364
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,394
You're both former immortals
that became mortal.
365
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,918
You could dig into your
own fears and insecurities,
366
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,311
weaponize them.
367
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,592
Not the easiest,
I know.
368
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,234
But worthy of a test.
369
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,357
Hmm.
370
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,431
Well, while I'm doing that,
perhaps you can work on Chloe?
371
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,037
Guess who just got invited
to Chloe's bachelorette party,
372
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,197
co-hosted by Maze,
of all people.
373
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:23,951
Bring singles.
374
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,350
Exactly.
375
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,560
Chloe will be drunk
in some stripper's arms
376
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,639
questioning her life choices
in no time.
377
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,114
All I have to do
is water the seeds of doubt.
378
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,238
Okay, so,
Vince Walker's record's
379
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,999
chock full of
violence, man.
380
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,271
Worked as a leg breaker
for the mob.
381
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,477
- You gonna pay attention or what?
- Hmm?
382
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,793
Oh, yes, whoever
wanted Francis dead
383
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,878
probably hired this
Vincent chap to kill him.
384
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,150
And I'd say,
385
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,794
based on the security
around that doorway
386
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,480
over there,
and the fact I've been here
387
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,354
many times before,
that is an illegal gambling den.
388
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,835
As such,
it's a reasonable assumption
389
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,440
that our devious
murderer's in there.
390
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,471
Nice work.
You actually have
391
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,831
this whole Chloe thing down pat.
392
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,077
And yet I'm still no closer
to understanding her.
393
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,674
I mean, I'm following
all the rules,
394
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,837
I'm actually paying
attention to the leads,
395
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,912
I'm covering all
the bases like she does.
396
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,157
It gives me
no time to do
397
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,317
the foolish,
impulsive things I normally do
398
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,636
that help solve
a crime.
399
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,431
(sighs)
400
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,830
Oh, hold on.
401
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,915
That's it. That's what's
missing: I need a "me."
402
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,117
- A "you"?
- Yes.
403
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,800
Well, to truly go
full Detective,
404
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,311
I require a partner who's
clever and unpredictable,
405
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,398
handsome, sexual.
406
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,352
Suppose one out of four
will suffice. Well done, Daniel.
407
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,556
(both grunting)
408
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,197
Wow.
409
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,796
Which one of
the four am I?
410
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,480
(chuckles) Come on.
411
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,312
Yo, Lucifer.
412
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,118
Hey.
413
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,637
♪♪ I can see the light of
the neon truck stop sign... ♪♪
414
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,397
Thank you.
415
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,915
All right, remember,
just be me, Daniel.
416
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,756
Uh...
417
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,035
♪♪ Neon truck stop sign. ♪♪
418
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,557
Hey, everybody.
419
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,950
Who the hell are you?
420
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,994
I'll show you who I am.
421
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,355
Oh, what the heck
happened to my, uh...
422
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,274
(imitate gunshot)
423
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,676
- Uh...
- What are you looking for, buddy?
424
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,878
Trouble?
A few lost teeth?
425
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,436
How'd you even get in here?
426
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,275
Right. Just be Lucifer.
427
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,399
I'm here for your money...
and your women.
428
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,590
- (snaps fingers)
- Teeth it is.
429
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,876
Ah.
430
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,714
You buried the lede.
431
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,277
Maze, this is really sweet.
432
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,950
You helping me with all this
traditional bride stuff,
433
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,478
and-and for me, it's gonna be
really nice hanging out again.
434
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,275
Nice is exactly what
I was going for.
435
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,678
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Wait, where are we going?
436
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,712
There better
not be male strippers.
437
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,072
(laughs) You underestimate
me, Decker.
438
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,874
- Careful. All right.
- Okay, okay.
439
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,958
- You ready?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
440
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,909
(squeals)
441
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:33,792
Oh.
442
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,912
♪♪♪♪
443
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,395
Wow. Hi.
444
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,234
Yes, I-I definitely never
would have guessed this.
445
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,960
Surprise!
446
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,716
It certainly
was for me.
447
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,158
Care for some
non-alcoholic punch?
448
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,070
Come on.
449
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,192
MAN:
Sorry, not sorry.
450
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,436
Loser.
451
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:09,718
You know what?
452
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,553
Maybe this chair'll be luckier.
453
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,873
So, hit man's greatest hits.
454
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,590
What's the latest, Vince?
455
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,755
I don't know who you are, but
that stuff was a long time ago.
456
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,838
A man of your
reputation and skill?
457
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,316
I can't imagine you'd retire.
458
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,517
New time, new tune.
Not what I want anymore.
459
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,599
So then, uh, tell me,
460
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,472
what do you want or,
uh, desire?
461
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,716
I'm married, pal.
462
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,754
Oh. (laughs)
463
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,917
No, no, I mean, uh...
(clears throat)
464
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,756
Like, what do you want want?
Not, like, me, like...
465
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,390
in life, what do you want?
(clears throat)
466
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,996
I want to play.
Are you in or you out?
467
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,391
Yeah.
468
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,470
Is that a dog bite?
469
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,960
Oh, don't tell me,
scars turn you on?
470
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,550
(laughs) No, man.
471
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,910
It's just that when
I was a kid, I got bit.
472
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,915
She was a rescue,
Chihuahua.
473
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,839
She had been abused,
but, uh, we kept her.
474
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,476
Pebbles... turned into
a real friend, you know.
475
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,595
- Well, this was no Chihuahua.
- What kind of dog was it?
476
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,554
- Well... huh?
- (helicopter whirring)
477
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,277
Go, go, go!
478
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,357
LUCIFER:
LAPD!
479
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,311
Hands in the air!
480
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,000
I don't want any heroes!
481
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,316
OFFICER:
Hands up!
482
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,193
(indistinct shouting)
483
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,153
Lucifer. Come here!
484
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,359
What the hell, man? SWAT?
485
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,836
Yes, well, this is when
I normally get into a spot
486
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,872
of danger,
so I called in for backup
487
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,309
like a responsible
detective would.
488
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,034
The suspect was
just about to give me
489
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,310
incriminating
evidence, man.
490
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,397
Daniel, would you quit
making this about yourself.
491
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,877
(scoffs)
492
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,398
- Looking for booze?
- Yeah.
493
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,513
And Maze's bong,
and decent music,
494
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,519
and a strapping naked dude
with student loans and a dream.
495
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,040
Not on Maze's itinerary.
496
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,674
- Maze has an itinerary?
- Yep.
497
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,275
And I stole it.
498
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,877
Nail art,
499
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:13,911
Mahjong,
500
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,713
silent meditation?
501
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,631
Did you guys find the booze?
502
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,714
Exactly. We should be
nipple-deep in Jager by now
503
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,559
and playing pin the tail
on Ryan Gosling.
504
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,476
I can't believe that Maze legit
hijacked my bachelorette party.
505
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,916
- You mean Chloe's bachelorette party.
- That's what I said.
506
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,909
This is odd. What is Maze up to?
507
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,756
MAZE: Okay. All the things
that you love about Pierce. Go.
508
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,317
Oh. He does this really
adorable, like, scrape-y thing
509
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,715
- when he burns the toast...
- Aw.
510
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,673
- And do-do I really have to do a hundred of these?
- Yes.
511
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,430
Oh, man.
I promised Chloe the moon.
512
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,791
And I gave her burnt toast.
513
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,640
Please. We've got
to do something.
514
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,717
Yeah.
515
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,360
I've got an idea.
516
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,834
I'm not gonna
bite you, Pierce.
517
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,271
Says the guy who's tried
to kill me numerous times...
518
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,756
and now can succeed.
519
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,631
Relax. I asked you here
to celebrate.
520
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,557
So you're not mad
that I got rid of my mark?
521
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,230
I feel this odd
kinship, actually.
522
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,711
I mean, this is like the, uh,
the first official meeting
523
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,594
of the Immortals
Turned Mortal Club.
524
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,520
In that case,
the beer's on you.
525
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,549
It's all my Father's plan,
I have to assume.
526
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,511
Maybe.
527
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,074
But for now, I need
to keep it quiet
528
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,270
from certain people,
529
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,636
until I know it's gonna stick.
530
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,078
First club rule:
cone of silencio.
531
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,273
I've wanted this
to happen for so long.
532
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,914
It's hard to believe
it actually is.
533
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,918
Hey, I'm really happy for you,
Pierce. Truly.
534
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,156
- Thanks, bro.
- I mean,
535
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,432
becoming mortal is the best
thing that ever happened to me.
536
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,719
Everything is so much better
when you know that you can...
537
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,390
you can die
at any moment.
538
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,836
How much time do we
have left? 30-odd years?
539
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,918
40, if we lay off the sauce?
540
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,236
I mean, that's a
drop in the bucket
541
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,994
for a former immortal.
542
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,590
Hadn't thought of it that way.
543
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,032
Every sip of beer,
every blue sky,
544
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,634
every motorcycle ride,
545
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,158
(sighs) every kiss...
546
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,159
So much more precious
547
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,317
when you realize it
could be your last.
548
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,752
That any random act
could just...
549
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,598
(exhales)
take it all away.
550
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,150
♪♪ Be alive to know. ♪♪
551
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,840
(groans) Uh.
552
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,311
Oh, come on.
553
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,316
(gasps)
554
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,992
Definitely strapless. Mmm.
555
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,430
And with a bow.
556
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,712
Yes. Yes.
A big one.
557
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,315
Okay, I'm gonna get
another roll.
558
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,991
(sighs) - ELLA:
I did this two-ply
559
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:40,997
wedding dress garbage
560
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,714
at my cousin Rita's
bachelorette party.
561
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,876
You know what happened?
562
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,674
Not drunken pole dancing.
563
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,473
You know what else
isn't happening?
564
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,239
Us. Here.
565
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,193
- This is torture.
- (sighs)
566
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,629
Of course, Maze.
567
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,677
This all makes sense.
568
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,234
(music playing faintly)
569
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,080
Oh, my gosh,
what could that be?
570
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,000
It's probably just, uh, Trixie
and her stupid little friend
571
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,236
next door.
572
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,351
Hold on.
573
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,277
Chloe.
574
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,758
- Is that...?
- You see it?
575
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,679
(laughter, whooping)
576
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,678
Oh, my God.
577
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,520
Okay, now, this is what I'm
talking about right here.
578
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,040
(laughter)
579
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,912
You didn't really think
we'd stay home, did you?
580
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,351
- You guys, you shouldn't have.
- Honk, honk.
581
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,516
ELLA:
Honk for "Fun! Fun! Fun!"
582
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,475
No, they really shouldn't have.
583
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,359
The detective always goes first.
584
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,079
So, Vince.
585
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,877
Let me guess:
you were hired
586
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,959
to take out Francis so Cornelia
couldn't compete in the show.
587
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,515
Or was the
dog the target,
588
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,195
and she attacked,
so you killed the owner instead?
589
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,431
Hmm?
590
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,750
This is where I'd
make a clever pun
591
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,711
about the underdog.
592
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,990
VINCE: Look,
I wasn't hired to take out
593
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,520
the competition,
I am the competition.
594
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,517
What do you mean?
595
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,756
I got into dog training through
596
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,838
the "pups and parolees" program
in jail.
597
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,550
That's how I got this bite.
598
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,309
I fell in love
with one.
599
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,717
Elliot.
600
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,713
I found out later
he was a purebred Mastiff,
601
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,832
so I started taking him
to all the shows.
602
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,110
He loves the shows.
603
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,470
You're not in
the competition database.
604
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,319
Daniel, that's my line.
605
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,438
You're not in
the competition database.
606
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,438
If those snobs
ever saw me with my Elly,
607
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,790
they'd never give him
a fair shake.
608
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,430
- So I pay someone to pretend to be his owner.
- Then why were you
609
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,836
- fighting with Francis?
- Look, I don't want to talk about it, all right?
610
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,474
Daniel, time to slam the suspect
611
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,040
up against the wall
to elicit a response.
612
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:32,878
Wait...
613
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,196
Oh, come on, practice with me.
614
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,151
Look, look, look.
615
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,397
The fight with Francis
was over puppy custody.
616
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,875
Cornelia was pregnant.
617
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,270
With my Elly's babies.
618
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,749
I could never murder
the puppies'
619
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,189
maternal grandfather.
620
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,874
I'm not some monster.
621
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,759
A litter of purebred
Mastiff puppies
622
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,474
is worth tens of thousands
of dollars.
623
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,357
O-Oh, right.
624
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,994
Who else knew about the puppies?
625
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,515
("Confident"
by Demi Lovato playing)
626
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,269
LINDA:
Oh, The Big Easy!
627
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,915
- (cork pops)
- (laughter)
628
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,679
♪♪ It's time for me to take it ♪♪
629
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,993
♪♪ I'm the boss right now ♪♪
630
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,429
♪♪ Not gonna fake it ♪♪
631
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,313
♪♪ Not when you go down ♪♪
632
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,239
♪♪ 'Cause this is my game ♪♪
633
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,875
♪♪ And you better come
to play... ♪♪
634
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,673
ELLA:
Put them on, put them on.
635
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,315
Okay, okay. Look.
"L'il Miss Can't Behave."
636
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,232
LINDA:
Oh, my gosh.
637
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,517
- Oh!
- Gosh. - Oh, my gosh.
638
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,040
- Oh! Oh!
- Maze.
639
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,391
Oh, don't worry, Decker, there's
lots more where that came from.
640
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,511
- Really?
- There really is.
641
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,393
Did you see that bar?
642
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,557
Is it cool?
643
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,596
What the hell is this?
644
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,271
Uh, the best
bachelorette party ever.
645
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,279
Hells yeah. This bus really
amped things up a notch!
646
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,676
Yeah, and now I need you
to de-notch.
647
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,554
Are you nuts? This is
everything I ever dreamed of.
648
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,952
In genuine pleather.
649
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,471
Ella, I really need this wedding
to happen.
650
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,839
That means no surprises,
no problems,
651
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,600
and definitely no drunken
change of heart.
652
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,871
We all know
Decker can't handle her booze.
653
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,590
I don't know. She seems to
be handling it just fine.
654
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,076
(squealing) - ELLA: Yeah!
Looks like marrying
655
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,796
ol' reliable is letting her
bust out her inner Lucifer.
656
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,835
Yeah? And we all know
he isn't the marrying kind.
657
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,271
Come on, Maze,
it's one night.
658
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,073
Just let her
have some fun.
659
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,800
What could
possibly go wrong?
660
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,956
(tires screech)
661
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,156
♪♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪♪
662
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,234
(men whooping)
663
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,396
No!
664
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,716
(cheering)
665
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,519
(whooping)
666
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,594
Charlotte,
what is happening?
667
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,793
I agreed to waive the charges
668
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,434
on the Malibu State
water polo team
669
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,519
if they agreed to wave
some other things.
670
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,194
(laughs)
671
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,800
- Amazing.
- Right?
672
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,071
Yeah!
673
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,875
♪♪ What's wrong with being,
what's wrong ♪♪
674
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,560
♪♪ With being confident? ♪♪
675
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,399
♪♪ Ah, ha, ha. ♪♪
676
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,271
DAN: The Barkley.
Owned by Dr. Valerie Haynes,
677
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,836
veterinarian to the stars
and the SoCal Dog Show.
678
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,952
Apparently, every canine
contestant is required
679
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,917
to be examined
by Dr. Valerie
680
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,157
- before they can actually compete, which means...
- Mm.
681
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,238
...she definitely would have
known Cornelia was pregnant.
682
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,990
And she would have been
at the crime scene.
683
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,634
No, I still don't think
this is working.
684
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,671
(sighs)
Agree.
685
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,718
- And I think it's my fault.
- Also agree.
686
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,111
See, the problem is, we rarely
work this closely together,
687
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,630
you and I. And you can't
be expected to just know
688
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,111
the delicate
detective-consultant chemistry.
689
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,357
So I think you clearly need
690
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,836
an intensive hands-on
tutelage on how to be me.
691
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,157
That, I don't agree with.
692
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,317
Excellent.
693
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,232
Uh, you might want
to take some notes.
694
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,789
- Oh, yeah.
- Hello there.
695
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,593
Uh, we would love
to see Dr. Valerie,
696
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,633
if possible.
(chuckles)
697
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,516
VALERIE:
I can assure you
698
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,359
I know nothing about any murder.
699
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,912
Over puppies? I mean,
who would do such a thing?
700
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,959
DAN: Well, the rent in this
part of town is pretty hefty.
701
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,560
And those puppies
were extremely valuable,
702
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,910
especially
on the black market.
703
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,833
Oh.
(chuckles)
704
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,039
You think I need money?
705
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,995
Imagine how much people spend
on their kids.
706
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,630
Peanuts compared to what
they spend on their pets.
707
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,597
Trust me,
708
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,513
I have more
than I could ever want.
709
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,471
Oh.
710
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,557
Do you, now?
711
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,997
Watch and learn.
712
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,679
Surely, there must be something
that you desire.
713
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,637
I...
714
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,876
Mm.
715
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,117
I'm...
716
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,436
Mm-hmm.
717
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,549
I'm really all good.
718
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,671
Come now,
719
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,436
there's really nothing you want
deep, deep down?
720
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,640
I want the
miracle of birth.
721
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,230
Trying to solve a murder here,
love, but I'm sure
722
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,840
you can find someone
to help you with that.
723
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,150
Eventually.
724
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,470
You don't mean...
725
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,760
for you, do you?
726
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,794
(whines softly)
727
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,074
Of course I took the dog
when I had the chance.
728
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,080
Do you know how
little I get paid?
729
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,600
All the missed holidays?
730
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,031
Dr. Valerie spends most
of her time in Hawaii.
731
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,270
So I took Cornelia
732
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,590
and I hid her here.
733
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,439
And when Francis tried
to stop you,
734
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,756
you, what, killed him?
735
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,156
No! I was backstage,
736
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,396
but he was already dead.
737
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,030
Cornelia was frantic.
738
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,031
She came to me.
739
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,475
She's very particular,
740
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,040
and she knew
that I would take care of her.
741
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,720
By selling her precious babies?
742
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,553
I know it was wrong,
743
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,356
but I was gonna return her
right after she gave birth.
744
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,596
(scoffs)
745
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,519
Look, I'm not a killer. I swear.
746
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,598
(sighs) They never are,
are they?
747
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,640
Well, given motive
and lack of alibi,
748
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,314
you leave me with no choice
but to follow
749
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,318
my trusty detective gut
and arrest you
750
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,113
for the murder
of Francis Hoffman.
751
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,391
Tag her and bag her.
752
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,756
(huffs)
753
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,270
Well, suspect
apprehended.
754
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,351
Canine found.
755
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,876
And that is how
it's done, Daniel.
756
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,997
♪♪ I don't care ♪♪
757
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,396
(whoops)
♪♪ I love it ♪♪
758
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,870
♪♪ I don't care ♪♪
759
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,957
(laughs)
760
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,876
(giggles)
761
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,550
Oh, my gosh.
762
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,911
That's definitely one way
to sober up.
763
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,113
Charlotte. Oh,
Charlotte, hi.
764
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,316
Gettin' your groove on?
765
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,351
(chuckles)
766
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,199
My groove is
on pause lately.
767
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,240
But forget about me.
768
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,597
This night is all you.
769
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,274
I got to say,
it's nice forgetting
770
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,119
about the wedding
stress for once.
771
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,071
Why stress?
772
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,955
It's all exciting!
773
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,159
And so bold.
774
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,352
First Dan, now Pierce?
775
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,398
Marrying a second guy
from your office?
776
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,791
But screw the professional
optics, right?
777
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,751
You have a type.
778
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,633
When you know, you know.
779
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,956
MAN: Whoa!
What are you doing? Whoa!
780
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,233
ELLA: Um,
is it just me
781
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,235
or are we short a couple
of giant hot dudes?
782
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,351
(grunts)
783
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,279
- (horn honks)
- Maze! What are you doing?
784
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,277
- (grunts)
- Hey!
785
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,834
I liked that guy!
786
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,753
He smelled
like chlorine
787
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,560
and butterscotch fudge.
788
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,756
(inhales deeply)
789
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,154
I am five-feet-nothing
of coiled live wire, Maze.
790
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,114
This... means... war!
791
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,630
ELLA: Linda, Linda,
Linda, Linda, please!
792
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,315
Maybe we can circle back
and-and then pick him up again.
793
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,874
While we're on the topic,
794
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,716
I would love
some relationship advice.
795
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,435
From me? Well, I'm not
an expert. Clearly.
796
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,790
(chuckles)
I don't know.
797
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,151
I mean, your faith in some
798
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,478
pretty ruinous odds
is truly inspiring.
799
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,477
Did you know
800
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,319
that L.A. has one
of the highest divorce rates
801
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,716
- in all of the U.S.?
- Does it?
802
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,990
- Yeah.
- Really?
803
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,675
My plan has nothing to do
with you.
804
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,200
It is for Chloe.
805
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,835
I want to get her
exactly what she wants.
806
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,797
Pierce.
807
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,474
Married. To her.
808
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,670
No drama.
809
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,640
Yeah. Totally agree!
810
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,236
- (grunts)
- Total lack of drama
811
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,874
starting right now!
(chuckles)
812
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,072
Cupid Maze? Altruism?
813
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,873
Pearls? No way.
814
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,400
People get married now
multiple times.
815
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,630
LINDA: You're up
to something!
816
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,956
- I mean... (sighs)
- LINDA: Tell me!
817
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,640
I suppose there's
nothing stopping you
818
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,796
from getting married again
819
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,990
- after Pierce.
- Charlotte,
820
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,551
I know you're not trying
to freak Chloe out,
821
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,836
but it kind of seems
822
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,270
like you're getting
in her head.
823
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,234
- You really think so?
- Wait,
824
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,951
are you trying
to freak her out on purpose?
825
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:46,832
Uh...
826
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,918
- (glass shatters)
- Let's go.
827
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,758
Bring it.
828
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,716
(whistles)
829
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,879
Stop the freaking bus!
830
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,391
(tires screech)
831
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,278
Everyone but Chloe out!
832
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,596
Now!
833
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,791
♪♪ I love it. ♪♪
834
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,310
♪♪♪♪
835
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,471
You know,
836
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,439
we could've sent the dog back
with the rest of the guys.
837
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,320
Nonsense. The detective would
never allow a pregnant lady
838
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,756
to ride in the back
of a filthy police van.
839
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,189
How very sensitive of her.
840
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,033
(sighs):
Yes. And so predictable.
841
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,551
I mean, how can the detective's
actions be so easy to replicate
842
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,593
and yet so hard to decipher?
843
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,280
I still have absolutely no clue
844
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,557
as to why she said yes
to Pierce.
845
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,835
Not to point
fingers, Daniel,
846
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,834
but I do wish you'd tried
harder to be, well, me.
847
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,153
If you weren't so afraid
all the bloody time...
848
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,395
I am not afraid.
849
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,160
(chuckling):
Oh. Oh, really?
850
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,352
You say you're giving Charlotte
time and space
851
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,040
because it's what she wants,
852
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,232
but we both know
you're using it as an excuse
853
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,392
- to avoid telling her wha t you want.
- Fine.
854
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,920
Okay. Yeah. Maybe...
855
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,237
maybe I'm not great
at admitting what I want.
856
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,193
And maybe it wouldn't
kill me to...
857
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,869
- Lucifer it up every now and then.
- Mm.
858
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,594
But when it comes
to understanding people,
859
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,634
- I'm not taking any pointers from you, man.
- (scoffs)
860
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,594
In fact, I think
you're the one who's afraid.
861
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,111
Excuse me?
862
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,716
The reason you won't ask Chloe
why she's marrying Pierce
863
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,400
is because you're scared
to hear the answer.
864
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,910
- (chuckles) That's absurd.
- (chuckles): No.
865
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,994
That's why you're playing all
these stupid little head games.
866
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,754
Which aren't gonna work,
by the way.
867
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,234
- (clears throat)
- Because, first off,
868
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,435
you're only thinking about Chloe
as her job.
869
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,394
I mean, you don't even call her
by her name.
870
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,478
Which is Chloe,
not "the detective."
871
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,756
It's endearing.
872
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,030
(laughs):
Oh, come on.
873
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,276
You believe
this guy, Cornelia?
874
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,158
(barks softly)
875
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,396
Chloe is so much more
876
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,756
than work, man.
877
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,152
She's a friend.
878
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,999
She's a devoted parent
to Trixie.
879
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,476
- She's the most amazing human being I've...
- Daniel.
880
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,997
You ignorant, fearful
genius... you're right.
881
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,158
Really?
882
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,550
Indeed. To truly
understand
883
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,433
the detective's motivations,
I need to experience
884
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,199
the full spectrum
of her life.
885
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,039
- Okay.
- So what I need is a defenseless,
886
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,397
barely verbal creature
who depends entirely on me
887
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,432
- for her every need.
- What are you talking about?
888
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,438
I need a Trixie. I...
889
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,795
Hello.
890
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,120
(chuckles)
891
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,277
- Uh, ew.
- ELLA: Maze,
892
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,235
what part of co-hosting a bachelorette
party did you not understand?
893
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,830
Hey, nobody asked me
about any damn bus!
894
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,875
Yeah, so you throw my next best
chance for a sex life off it?
895
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,834
- And, you, why are you freaking Chloe out?
- MAZE: Yeah, I should never
896
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,712
have invited her.
897
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,149
I was trying to help!
898
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,273
You know, a little
prenuptial conflict is healthy.
899
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,920
It's better to get it
out of the system.
900
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,190
Oh, you want conflict?
901
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,518
- Done!
- Okay, ladies, please.
902
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,071
- There's still time to fix this, okay?
- Come on, Maze.
903
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,357
Two words:
matching tattoos.
904
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,437
What?
905
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,514
Fake tattoos. Fake.
906
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,796
Pierce tipped me off...
907
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,714
- Pierce was looking into fake tattoos?
- Yeah. I mean,
908
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,711
he made me promise
909
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,757
not to tell anyone...
but you know what?
910
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,480
Lying bastard!
911
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,319
Where is Maze going?
912
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640
Bigger problem, girls.
913
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,590
Where'd Chloe go?
914
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,511
Oh...
915
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,030
LUCIFER:
No, sit, child.
916
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,920
Oh, goodness me.
Sitzen.
917
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,554
Oh, my
goodness.
918
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,637
This is ridiculous.
919
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,638
I mean, at least
the detective's human dependent
920
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,678
can be bribed
with chocolate and cash.
921
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,440
But apparently, chocolate's
toxic for Ms. Picky here.
922
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,391
And she ate my wallet.
923
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,637
- What is that smell? And why is there...
- Hmm?
924
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,560
- ...crime scene tape all around my desk?
- Because trust me, Daniel,
925
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,355
Cornelia committed a very
serious infraction over there.
926
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,676
- (whines softly)
- Children are
927
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,599
so needy... I mean,
you wouldn't understand,
928
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,871
but being a single parent
is exhausting.
929
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,873
Dude, it's been an hour.
930
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,673
Well, in dog years,
that's an eternity.
931
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,912
Yeah, well, your parenting days
are over, okay?
932
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,315
Francis's husband Frederick
is here.
933
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,269
LUCIFER: Frederick! Oh.
Good to see you again.
934
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,880
What a pity.
We were just bonding.
935
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,116
Thank you, Detectives.
936
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,159
I had no idea she was pregnant.
937
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,313
- Now I can start to rebuild our family.
- Well, if you just,
938
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,031
uh, sign the release form,
939
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,354
and she's all yours.
940
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,036
(sighs heavily)
941
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,875
There's my good girl.
942
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,359
(chuckles):
Ah...
943
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,990
- (whining)
- Girl...
944
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,356
Oh, poor baby.
945
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,356
She's clearly
feeling the strain.
946
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,556
Cornelia?
947
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,592
Come.
948
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,950
Bye, child.
949
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,310
I'll really...
950
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,516
Good-bye.
951
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,395
Right, now, that's...
952
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:20,996
Where's he gone?
953
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,634
WOMAN (over speaker):
How you doing there, hon?
954
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,831
C... Can you see me?
955
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,595
I see a lot of things
on this bus.
956
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,753
Looks like something's
eating at you.
957
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,916
(sighs)
958
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,157
Well, it just...
959
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,158
it all happened so fast, and...
960
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,355
everyone's wondering
why I said yes, and...
961
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,876
I-I'm wondering
the same thing myself.
962
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,754
I don't know, m-maybe I thought
963
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,593
that marrying a...
964
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,639
a safe, steady guy would...
965
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,316
somehow... change me
into a different person,
966
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,957
and that-that maybe this new,
spontaneous me
967
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,913
would-would somehow...
968
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,190
inspire the...
the person that I still am.
969
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,156
(sighs)
970
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,074
Hey, are you married?
971
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,749
17 years.
972
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,800
He's my everything.
973
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,431
Hopefully, your guy is, too.
974
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,155
(sighs softly)
975
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,759
(quietly):
How does she even do this?
976
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,677
Well, that's odd.
977
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,272
Cornelia's prenatal examination
was signed by Frederick,
978
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,597
but he said he didn't know
about the pregnancy.
979
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,152
And the signature's a match.
980
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,114
Which means he lied.
981
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,674
Ergo...
982
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,159
he's most likely the killer.
983
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,511
(chuckles)
Well done, Detective!
984
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,591
Well...
985
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,069
well done, Detective.
986
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,479
- Get in here, you stupid mutt.
- (whining)
987
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,756
Come on!
988
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,631
- Is that how you treat a pregnant lady?
- What the...?
989
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,911
- How did you get in here?
- I had a hunch you were the killer.
990
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,232
When your "fur baby"
wouldn't go to you.
991
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,192
Cornelia only goes...
992
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,520
to people she trusts.
993
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,510
Not killers.
994
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,552
Only question now is:
why, Frederick?
995
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,838
I'm more than happy
to discuss this with you
996
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,360
after I tend to Cornelia.
997
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,635
- (whines)
- (sighs)
998
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,877
Listen.
999
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,830
You got to understand,
1000
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,600
a dog is supposed to be
man's best friend,
1001
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,359
not man's best replacement.
1002
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,678
Do you know what it's like
1003
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,912
to be kicked out
of your own bed by a dog?!
1004
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,960
But... I could
never get up the nerve
1005
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,958
to just tell Francis
what I wanted.
1006
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,480
You were scared
of what the answer could be.
1007
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,473
Then I found out
about the puppies.
1008
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,156
Six more reasons
for him to neglect me.
1009
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,555
And we fought...
1010
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,155
and he fell,
1011
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,316
and he hit his head.
1012
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,751
It was an accident.
1013
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,280
Why don't you just
put the gun down.
1014
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,555
Come back to the station
1015
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,480
and tell your side
of the story.
1016
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,393
I should've just
shot the dog!
1017
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,550
But it's so hard
to kill a creature
1018
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,717
with such intelligence
in its eyes.
1019
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,558
(door crashes open)
1020
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,750
LAPD!
1021
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,632
Wha...?
1022
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,677
Ah. There you are.
1023
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,354
(chuckles)
Typical.
1024
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,552
You leave me with the paperwork
and run off alone.
1025
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,679
- No thought of danger, no thought of protocol...
- You really...
1026
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,396
don't see the
irony, do you?
1027
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,156
All I see, Daniel, is that I
can't rely on you as my partner.
1028
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,239
So perhaps I should find someone
steady, someone responsible,
1029
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,995
someone who can
actually be there for me.
1030
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,598
(exhales):
Oh.
1031
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,357
Oh.
1032
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,640
I get it now.
1033
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,200
MAZE: So you thought I wouldn't
find out your mark is fake.
1034
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,673
You know, for a guy
who's lived for a million years,
1035
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,480
you're a real dumbass.
1036
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,431
Shh.
1037
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,150
She's asleep.
1038
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,076
Can't use the kid
as a human shield forever, Cain.
1039
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,949
Maybe not tonight...
1040
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,034
(whispers):
...but I am coming for you.
1041
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,756
(doorknob rattling)
1042
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,036
(keys jingle)
1043
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:48,631
(door closes)
1044
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,520
Hey. You're here.
1045
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,073
Why isn't Trixie
at her sleepover?
1046
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,471
I stopped by to check on her,
and she wanted to come home.
1047
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,638
Um...
1048
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,713
about all this wedding stuff...
1049
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,110
It's way too overwhelming.
1050
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,198
- Yeah, I agree. It's, uh, it's-it's...
- Yeah.
1051
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,959
Listen,
let's forget
1052
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,595
about the whole "big event"
thing, okay? Life is too short.
1053
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,751
- Too short, yeah.
- Yeah.
1054
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:13,952
Let's elope.
1055
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,594
We don't need
the whole circus.
1056
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,632
It's about you and me.
1057
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,750
(sighs)
Yeah.
1058
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,952
And-and-and that's why I...
1059
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,358
I can't marry you.
1060
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,080
I'm sorry, Marcus.
1061
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,279
♪♪♪♪
1062
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,990
(knocking on door)
1063
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:41,878
Dan.
1064
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,236
Are you okay?
1065
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,276
Uh...
1066
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,271
I don't know.
1067
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,759
Got a lot of things on my mind.
1068
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,315
Could be kind of serious.
1069
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,273
(chuckles):
Tell me about it.
1070
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,119
I am... whew...
1071
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,516
seriously wondering
why I said yes
1072
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,200
to that fifth shot of tequila.
1073
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,349
(exhales)
1074
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,677
What is it?
1075
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,839
Charlotte,
I know that, um...
1076
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,834
we've been keeping things
kind of loose,
1077
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,152
and I said that you
could use your space.
1078
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,919
And if that's
what you want...
1079
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,079
if that's what you truly want,
then I respect that.
1080
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,038
But... I never told you
what I want.
1081
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,589
I want you.
1082
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,311
All in.
1083
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,351
The whole deal.
1084
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,796
So, um...
1085
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,556
so there.
1086
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,677
Okay.
1087
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,437
Really?
1088
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,030
♪♪♪♪
1089
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,235
Ah. Detective.
1090
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,476
Good. You're back.
1091
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,800
I am. Yeah.
1092
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,594
Excellent, because...
1093
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,280
well, there's a few things
I need to say.
1094
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,240
- Hmm.
- You see, I've, um...
1095
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,197
well, I...
1096
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,754
I've actually learned
something for once.
1097
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,152
Oh.
1098
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,751
No ring.
1099
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,597
(sighs)
1100
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,837
Yep, no ring.
1101
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:43,631
Oh.
1102
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,117
So, you were saying you learned
something? (clears throat)
1103
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,473
Oh. Oh, it's nothing.
1104
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,593
Nothing. Completely irrelevant.
1105
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,750
Right.
1106
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,351
Well...
1107
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,519
a new case just dropped, so...
1108
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,997
I was thinking...
back to work?
1109
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,831
(chuckles softly)
Back to work.
1110
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,909
- After you.
- Thank you.
1111
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,674
- Shall we take my car?
- Yes.
1112
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,872
(Lucifer speaks softly)