1 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:10,243 ♪ Theme music playing ♪ 2 00:00:10,268 --> 00:00:14,268 ♪ Game of Thrones 4x08 ♪ The Mountain and the Viper Original Air Date on June 1, 2014 3 00:00:14,293 --> 00:00:20,293 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 4 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:46,686 ♪ Theme music ends ♪ 5 00:01:55,352 --> 00:01:58,053 ( clanging ) 6 00:01:58,088 --> 00:02:01,357 ( people chatting ) 7 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:16,438 - ( laughs ) - Here we are. 8 00:02:21,278 --> 00:02:24,246 - ( laughter ) - ( loud chatter ) 9 00:02:24,281 --> 00:02:26,382 Ready? 10 00:02:29,052 --> 00:02:31,487 ( belching ) 11 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:33,556 "The Rains of Castamere." 12 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:35,658 - You fucking deaf? - ( laughing ) 13 00:02:35,692 --> 00:02:37,960 Same wrong guess every fucking time. 14 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:39,395 Listen, you cunt. 15 00:02:39,429 --> 00:02:41,597 Oh! 16 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:44,366 ( belching ) 17 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,535 "The Bear and the Maiden Fair." 18 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:48,470 ( cheering ) 19 00:02:48,505 --> 00:02:50,239 There's a man with an ear. 20 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,675 Too bad you got a hangnail for a cock. 21 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:54,610 ( laughs ) 22 00:02:54,644 --> 00:02:56,612 First time I saw you with your breeches down, 23 00:02:56,646 --> 00:02:58,314 I thought you were a eunuch. 24 00:02:58,348 --> 00:03:00,883 - ( laughing ) - You've seen it, girls. 25 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:03,853 Like a baby snail peeking out of his shell. 26 00:03:04,821 --> 00:03:07,022 ( laughs ) 27 00:03:17,934 --> 00:03:20,236 Your baby was crying this morning. 28 00:03:25,742 --> 00:03:28,177 Woke me up. 29 00:03:28,211 --> 00:03:29,879 You hear me? 30 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:31,380 Yes. 31 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,816 Well, got anything to say? 32 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,851 I'm sorry he woke you up. 33 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:39,054 ( chuckles ) I don't care if you're sorry. 34 00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:41,824 Keep that baby quiet 35 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:43,626 or I will. 36 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,227 Don't you ever touch him. 37 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:47,162 ( chuckles ) 38 00:03:47,197 --> 00:03:49,531 Little wildling bitch. 39 00:03:49,566 --> 00:03:52,601 You should have stayed with your own kind. 40 00:03:52,636 --> 00:03:54,570 ( owl hoots ) 41 00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:56,405 You listening to me? 42 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:58,440 - Shut your mouth. - What? 43 00:03:58,475 --> 00:04:00,776 ( owl hoots ) 44 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,312 It's just an owl, you dumb bitch. 45 00:04:03,346 --> 00:04:05,614 No, it's not. 46 00:04:14,357 --> 00:04:15,824 ( owl hoots ) 47 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:26,969 ( knife rings ) 48 00:04:34,778 --> 00:04:37,079 ( people screaming ) 49 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:41,150 ( grunts ) 50 00:04:48,925 --> 00:04:50,960 ( women screaming ) 51 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:12,581 ( shouting ) 52 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:15,551 ( grunts ) 53 00:05:17,053 --> 00:05:18,620 ( coughs ) 54 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:21,357 ( bottles rattle ) 55 00:05:21,391 --> 00:05:23,325 ( screams ) 56 00:05:26,963 --> 00:05:28,964 ( baby fusses ) 57 00:05:42,812 --> 00:05:45,781 - ( baby fusses ) - Shh. 58 00:05:47,283 --> 00:05:49,451 ( blood pouring ) 59 00:05:49,486 --> 00:05:51,920 ( screaming continues ) 60 00:05:53,589 --> 00:05:55,757 I should never have left her there. 61 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:59,394 - You couldn't have known. - Of course I could've known. 62 00:05:59,429 --> 00:06:01,963 They've been raiding the villages close by. 63 00:06:01,998 --> 00:06:04,800 And we just cower in here while they slaughter our brothers. 64 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:06,635 Our brothers had orders to stay at Castle Black. 65 00:06:06,669 --> 00:06:09,237 So it's all right, then? Black Jack and Kegs 66 00:06:09,272 --> 00:06:11,139 and Mully chopped to pieces 'cause they broke the rules? 67 00:06:11,174 --> 00:06:12,674 Dolorous Edd: I didn't say it was all right. 68 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,376 I'm saying they shouldn't have been there. 69 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,912 We're pledged to guard the realms of men. 70 00:06:16,946 --> 00:06:18,413 She's dead because of me. 71 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:19,981 We can't even guard Mole's Town. 72 00:06:20,016 --> 00:06:21,583 We can't go after them. You know that. 73 00:06:21,617 --> 00:06:23,051 It's what they want. 74 00:06:23,086 --> 00:06:25,420 And little Sam. 75 00:06:25,455 --> 00:06:28,457 As if I cut their throats myself. 76 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:29,825 Maybe she managed to hide herself. 77 00:06:29,859 --> 00:06:31,760 I thought all of you was dead. 78 00:06:31,794 --> 00:06:34,062 You went north with Mormont and no one came back. 79 00:06:34,097 --> 00:06:36,131 Not for ages. 80 00:06:36,165 --> 00:06:38,033 But then you did. 81 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:41,436 She survived Craster 82 00:06:41,471 --> 00:06:44,005 and he was the worst shit I've ever met. 83 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,707 She survived the long march to the Wall. 84 00:06:45,742 --> 00:06:49,578 She survived a white walker, for fuck's sake. 85 00:06:50,913 --> 00:06:52,280 She might have got out. 86 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,018 She might have. 87 00:06:58,354 --> 00:07:00,722 If they hit Mole's Town, 88 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:02,824 then we're next. 89 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:07,829 Mance and his army must be close. 90 00:07:07,864 --> 00:07:09,531 Grenn: 100,000 of them. 91 00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:12,067 And there's what, 105 of us left? 92 00:07:12,101 --> 00:07:14,770 You counting Black Jack, Kegs, and Mully? 93 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:17,906 102. 94 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:21,042 How do 102 men stop 100,0? 95 00:07:24,781 --> 00:07:27,549 Whoever dies last, be a good lad 96 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:30,018 and burn the rest of us. 97 00:07:30,052 --> 00:07:32,654 Once I'm done with this world, 98 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:35,157 I don't want to come back. 99 00:08:35,651 --> 00:08:37,919 Daenerys: You think he was spying on you? 100 00:08:37,954 --> 00:08:39,554 Missandei: No, not spying. 101 00:08:39,589 --> 00:08:41,857 Daenerys: The Dothraki think outsiders are ridiculous 102 00:08:41,891 --> 00:08:43,358 taking shame in the naked body. 103 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:46,728 They make love under the stars for the whole khalasar to see. 104 00:08:48,264 --> 00:08:50,432 Yes, Your Grace. 105 00:08:50,466 --> 00:08:52,767 But you are not Dothraki. 106 00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:54,769 No. 107 00:08:56,272 --> 00:08:58,139 Well, I don't see why it matters. 108 00:08:58,174 --> 00:08:59,407 Grey Worm isn't interested. 109 00:08:59,442 --> 00:09:01,910 None of the Unsullied care what's under our clothes. 110 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:07,282 He was interested. 111 00:09:07,316 --> 00:09:09,885 What? 112 00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:14,389 I believe he was interested. 113 00:09:16,192 --> 00:09:18,260 When the slavers castrate the boys, 114 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:20,028 do they take all of it? 115 00:09:20,062 --> 00:09:22,130 All of it? 116 00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:24,099 The-- 117 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:26,902 the pillar and the stones. 118 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:31,640 I don't know, Your Grace. 119 00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:34,409 Haven't you ever wondered? 120 00:09:37,647 --> 00:09:40,248 Yes, Your Grace. 121 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,601 Grey Worm: Missandei. 122 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:06,374 ( speaking Valyrian ) 123 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:18,053 The lessons you give I in common tongue... 124 00:10:20,756 --> 00:10:22,924 these are precious to I. 125 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,193 - To me. - To me. 126 00:10:25,227 --> 00:10:28,396 I don't remember teaching you the word precious. 127 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:31,499 Jorah the Andal, he teaches I-- 128 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:34,336 he teaches me this word. 129 00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,039 Do you remember the name you were given at birth? 130 00:10:38,074 --> 00:10:40,875 I remember nothing. 131 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,777 Only Unsullied. 132 00:10:42,812 --> 00:10:44,813 When they cut you, 133 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,282 do you remember that? 134 00:10:49,485 --> 00:10:51,686 I'm sorry. 135 00:10:51,721 --> 00:10:53,955 I'm sorry they did that to you. 136 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:56,691 Why? Why sorry? 137 00:10:56,726 --> 00:10:59,427 It's a terrible thing to do to a boy. 138 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,002 If the masters never cut me, 139 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,137 I never am Unsullied. 140 00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:12,307 I never stand in the Plaza of Pride 141 00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:14,909 when Daenerys Stormborn orders us 142 00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:16,845 to kill the masters. 143 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:20,649 I never am chosen to lead the Unsullied. 144 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,951 I never meet Missandei 145 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:25,286 from the island of Naath. 146 00:11:41,771 --> 00:11:44,239 I am sorry I-- 147 00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:47,776 for today. 148 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,944 I am sorry. 149 00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,154 ( speaking Valyrian ) 150 00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:28,583 ( horses whinny ) 151 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,959 Kraken. Mmm. 152 00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:40,628 Strong as long as they're in the sea. 153 00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:43,364 When you take them out of the water, 154 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:44,699 no bones. 155 00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,935 They collapse under their proud weight 156 00:12:46,969 --> 00:12:49,337 and slump into a heap of nothing. 157 00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:51,606 You'd think they know that. 158 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,242 Unfortunately, they're not very bright. 159 00:12:55,811 --> 00:12:57,746 What do you tell them? 160 00:12:57,780 --> 00:13:00,014 I'm Theon Greyjoy, 161 00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:02,817 son of Balon, heir to the Iron Islands. 162 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:06,054 - And what are you really? - I'm Reek. 163 00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:08,089 Are you sure? 164 00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:11,993 You do look very much like a lord. 165 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:15,296 Formidable, proud. 166 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:17,899 I'm Reek. 167 00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:19,768 Until when? 168 00:13:19,802 --> 00:13:21,836 Always. 169 00:13:21,871 --> 00:13:24,105 - Forever. - That's right. 170 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,509 Until you're rotting in the ground. 171 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:34,149 Remember what you are and what you're not. 172 00:13:34,183 --> 00:13:36,618 Bring me Moat Cailin. 173 00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:47,695 ( cawing ) 174 00:14:06,682 --> 00:14:08,683 No closer. 175 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,354 Who are you? 176 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,203 ( grunts ) 177 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,843 ( men coughing ) 178 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,712 ( flies buzzing ) 179 00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:53,995 I'm Kenning, 180 00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:56,231 commander of this garrison. 181 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,034 And you say you're Theon Greyjoy? 182 00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,970 Yes. 183 00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:05,073 And why should I believe that? 184 00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:08,109 I was born on Pyke to Balon Greyjoy. 185 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:10,879 His third and last living son. 186 00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,614 I am your prince. 187 00:15:12,648 --> 00:15:14,883 I swear it by the Drowned God. 188 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,252 What is dead may never die. 189 00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:19,320 Men: What is dead may never die. 190 00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:21,623 And if you were my prince, 191 00:15:21,657 --> 00:15:23,958 why are you marching with a Bolton army? 192 00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:26,561 Lord Bolton took me captive after Winterfell. 193 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:29,564 He sent me to treat with you in good faith 194 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:30,999 as your fellow ironborn. 195 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,901 And what does Lord Bolton want? 196 00:15:35,638 --> 00:15:37,906 You are fading from sickness, 197 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,407 you are badly outnumbered, 198 00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,743 and you're hundreds of miles from the sea. 199 00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:43,678 Lord Bolton implores you to protect your men 200 00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:47,248 and abandon this fortress you can no longer hold. 201 00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:50,718 Do this, and he will be just and fair with you 202 00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:52,654 as he has been with me. 203 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:57,625 The Boltons will give you safe passage to the Stony Shore. 204 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,861 He wants us to surrender? 205 00:15:59,895 --> 00:16:02,630 My own father, your king, 206 00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,967 surrendered years ago to Robert Baratheon. 207 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,269 I watched him bend the knee. 208 00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:09,871 There was no shame there. 209 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:12,607 He fought with honor, as did you. 210 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:16,611 ( groans ) 211 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:18,947 ( mutters ) "No shame." "Fought with honor." 212 00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:20,848 I'm sorry, I didn't hear. 213 00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:25,787 "No shame." "Fought with honor." 214 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:32,060 Only a whipped dog would speak this way. 215 00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:35,830 Or a woman. 216 00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:39,067 Are you a woman, boy? 217 00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:40,568 You don't know-- 218 00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:42,904 The ironborn will not surrender. 219 00:16:42,938 --> 00:16:44,639 ( mumbling ) Reek. My name is Reek... 220 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,941 You go tell your master that, 221 00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,243 Theon Greyjoy, 222 00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:51,279 or whoever the fuck you are. 223 00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:52,981 ( quietly ) My name is Reek. 224 00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,649 What in the hell are you muttering? 225 00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:56,551 I'm Reek. 226 00:16:57,853 --> 00:16:59,487 Reek. 227 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,162 If we yield, we live? 228 00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:10,164 Is that what it says on this paper here? 229 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:14,469 Yes. Have your men raise the white flag and open the gates. 230 00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:16,904 You're going home. 231 00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,147 Ramsay: You didn't really think I'd let them go, did you? 232 00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:29,917 It's fallen out of fashion, flaying. 233 00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:32,186 Sad, but true. 234 00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:34,222 Traditions are important. 235 00:17:34,256 --> 00:17:36,557 Where are we without our history? 236 00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:39,060 - Eh? - Yes, my lord. 237 00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:41,662 Will we go home now? 238 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:44,799 I believe we will. 239 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,801 To our new home. 240 00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:59,947 Royce: You have foreign blood, don't you, Baelish? 241 00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:03,484 A great-grandfather from Braavos, yes. 242 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:06,087 I suppose all of our ancestors 243 00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:08,056 came from somewhere else originally. 244 00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:10,291 Royce: Our forebearers settled the Vale 245 00:18:10,325 --> 00:18:11,759 thousands of years ago. 246 00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,295 We've fought off invaders ever since. 247 00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:15,830 The beauty of the Vale is matched only 248 00:18:15,864 --> 00:18:18,232 by the nobility of its great families. 249 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,368 Lady Arryn often told me 250 00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:23,004 that you were her rock, Lord Royce. 251 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:25,840 She told me nothing about you, Baelish. 252 00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:28,609 But I didn't need to hear from her. 253 00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,778 Moneylender. Whoremonger. 254 00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:33,815 You've been licking Tywin Lannister's boots so long, 255 00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:35,783 - it's a wonder your tongue's not black. - My lord-- 256 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:39,620 And when Jon Arryn named you Master of Coin, no one cared. 257 00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:41,556 Always been a grubby job. 258 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,791 Why not let a grubby man do it? 259 00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:46,394 But when I heard you were lurking here, 260 00:18:46,428 --> 00:18:48,262 fawning over the Lady Arryn-- 261 00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,398 Lady Arryn invited me. 262 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:53,167 She and I have been close since childhood. 263 00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:55,770 Yes, we all know how close you were. 264 00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:58,606 Lady Arryn's predilections were her own affair. 265 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,274 Her death is our affair. 266 00:19:00,309 --> 00:19:03,077 Of course. Her suicide shattered us all. 267 00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,480 She was an odd fish. 268 00:19:05,514 --> 00:19:08,249 Everyone knew that. But suicide? 269 00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:11,752 She adored that boy of hers. 270 00:19:11,787 --> 00:19:14,155 I don't see her abandoning him. Not by choice. 271 00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:17,325 Royce: Strange that within days of your arrival, 272 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,696 you've married Lady Arryn and she's fallen through the Moon Door. 273 00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:23,798 She was always prone to melancholy. 274 00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:27,335 My lady wasn't meant for a world as brutal as ours. 275 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:29,437 We were told there was a witness. A girl. 276 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,806 A niece of yours, I believe. 277 00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:36,244 A girl with no learning and scattered wits. 278 00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,578 I assure you, she would be of no help. 279 00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:39,714 We'd like to speak with her. 280 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:44,118 - Let me fetch her. - Anya: No need. 281 00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:48,422 We prefer to hear her testimony unadulterated. 282 00:19:56,465 --> 00:19:58,299 ( door closes ) 283 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,001 Come closer, child. 284 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:03,437 You have nothing to fear from us or him. 285 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:06,974 Lord Baelish here is your uncle? 286 00:20:07,943 --> 00:20:09,377 Your name is Alayne? 287 00:20:11,146 --> 00:20:14,282 Perhaps you would feel more comfortable if Lord Baelish left the room. 288 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,083 - My lady-- - I wasn't asking you. 289 00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:17,028 He can stay. 290 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:19,258 Speak up, girl, you're not a damn kitchen mouse. 291 00:20:19,354 --> 00:20:21,422 Tell us what you saw. 292 00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,827 I'm sorry, Lord Baelish. 293 00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:28,729 I have to tell the truth. 294 00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:35,703 I'll tell you everything. 295 00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:40,174 Please, Alayne, leave nothing out. 296 00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,278 My name is not Alayne. 297 00:20:44,313 --> 00:20:46,781 It's Sansa Stark, 298 00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:49,450 eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark. 299 00:20:49,484 --> 00:20:52,153 Lord Royce, we met when you came to Winterfell. 300 00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:54,989 You were escorting your son Ser Waymar to the Wall. 301 00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:58,226 Sansa Stark? 302 00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:01,462 You tell lies right to my face, you little worm? 303 00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:04,699 Lord Baelish has told many lies. 304 00:21:07,102 --> 00:21:09,470 All to protect me. 305 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:12,773 Since my father was executed, 306 00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:15,710 I have been a hostage in King's Landing. 307 00:21:15,744 --> 00:21:18,546 A plaything for Joffrey to torture 308 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,748 or Queen Cersei to torment. 309 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,417 They beat me, they humiliated me, 310 00:21:23,452 --> 00:21:26,320 they married me to the Imp. 311 00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:29,223 I had no friends in King's Landing... 312 00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:33,094 except one. 313 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:41,369 He saved me. 314 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,772 Smuggled me away when he had the chance. 315 00:21:46,074 --> 00:21:48,743 He knew I'd be safe here in the Eyrie 316 00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:51,412 with my own blood, my Aunt Lysa. 317 00:21:53,115 --> 00:21:55,983 The Lannisters have friends everywhere. 318 00:21:56,018 --> 00:21:57,285 Even the Vale. 319 00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:00,521 He made me swear not to tell anyone my true name. 320 00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:03,357 Your secret is safe with us, my lady. 321 00:22:03,392 --> 00:22:05,993 Royce: Your father grew up right here in these halls. 322 00:22:06,028 --> 00:22:08,229 We hunted together many times. 323 00:22:08,263 --> 00:22:09,730 He was a fine man. 324 00:22:09,798 --> 00:22:14,435 Tell us what happened to your aunt, Sansa. 325 00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:19,440 You knew her well, my lords, my lady. 326 00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:21,809 You knew she was a troubled woman. 327 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,645 She always loved Lord Baelish. 328 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,414 She told me herself. 329 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:28,949 From the moment he arrived at the gates of Riverrun, 330 00:22:28,984 --> 00:22:33,688 a boy of eight carrying everything he owned in a little sack. 331 00:22:33,722 --> 00:22:38,192 She confessed to me she never loved Lord Arryn. 332 00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:41,729 She did as her father commanded, as so many of us have. 333 00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:45,766 When the gods finally allowed her to be with Lord Baelish, 334 00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:47,468 she was so happy. 335 00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:48,936 For a time. 336 00:22:50,105 --> 00:22:53,107 My aunt was a jealous lady. 337 00:22:54,476 --> 00:22:57,878 She was terrified that Lord Baelish 338 00:22:57,913 --> 00:22:59,180 didn't love her anymore. 339 00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:01,782 That he would abandon her for a younger woman. 340 00:23:05,187 --> 00:23:07,221 And then... 341 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,591 one day she saw him kiss me. 342 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,293 Lady Sansa. 343 00:23:12,327 --> 00:23:15,429 It was a peck on the cheek, Lord Royce, nothing more. 344 00:23:15,464 --> 00:23:19,066 Lord Baelish is my uncle now, in truth, by marriage. 345 00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:22,069 He's always been so kind to me. 346 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:24,972 I was so happy to be here, to be free. 347 00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:27,141 All because of him. 348 00:23:27,175 --> 00:23:29,410 But my aunt turned on me. 349 00:23:29,444 --> 00:23:32,813 She cursed me. Called me a whore. 350 00:23:32,848 --> 00:23:35,549 Promised to throw me through the Moon Door. 351 00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:38,018 When Lord Baelish tried to calm her, 352 00:23:38,053 --> 00:23:39,887 she struck him. 353 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:41,622 She said she didn't want to live anymore. 354 00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:43,758 She stood on the edge of that Moon Door. 355 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,559 He tried to reason with her. 356 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:48,095 Promised her she was the only one he had ever loved, 357 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:52,767 but she stepped through those doors and she was-- 358 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,138 Shh. 359 00:23:57,172 --> 00:24:01,008 Shh, it's not your fault, sweet girl. 360 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,582 It's not your fault. 361 00:24:23,765 --> 00:24:26,167 You could see it in the way she raised that boy. 362 00:24:26,234 --> 00:24:29,136 Feeding him from her own teats when he was 10 years old. 363 00:24:29,171 --> 00:24:32,239 Lord Royce! This is hardly the time. 364 00:24:32,274 --> 00:24:34,008 Apologies, my lady. 365 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:35,843 And to you as well, Baelish. 366 00:24:35,877 --> 00:24:37,745 We treated you /Ca bit harshly. 367 00:24:37,779 --> 00:24:39,580 You want justice, Lord Royce. 368 00:24:39,614 --> 00:24:41,115 I can hardly complain about that. 369 00:24:41,149 --> 00:24:42,950 I want the same. 370 00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:47,621 Not much justice to be meted out in suicide, is there? 371 00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:49,957 For Lysa, no. But for her son? 372 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,126 Only 20 years ago, the knights of the Vale 373 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,429 rode behind Jon Arryn, Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon. 374 00:24:55,464 --> 00:24:59,133 They fought together to overcome the Mad King. 375 00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:01,035 And since then, Arryn and Royce, 376 00:25:01,069 --> 00:25:02,670 Corbray, Waynwood, 377 00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:05,906 all the great houses of the Vale watched from the corner. 378 00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:07,741 A timid boy at a tavern brawl. 379 00:25:07,776 --> 00:25:10,277 Are you questioning our courage? 380 00:25:10,312 --> 00:25:13,214 I want to know which side you're on. 381 00:25:13,248 --> 00:25:14,748 Do you support the Lannisters, 382 00:25:14,783 --> 00:25:16,884 the house that executed your friend Ned Stark? 383 00:25:16,918 --> 00:25:19,186 Of course we don't support the damn Lannisters. 384 00:25:19,221 --> 00:25:23,157 No? Catelyn Stark begged her sister for support and Lysa refused. 385 00:25:23,191 --> 00:25:26,160 By staying out of the fray, you've allowed Tywin Lannister 386 00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:28,729 to destroy his rivals on every compass point. 387 00:25:28,763 --> 00:25:30,197 Who stands against him now? 388 00:25:30,232 --> 00:25:32,900 Who would you have us back, Lord Baelish? 389 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:34,668 Robb Stark is dead. 390 00:25:34,703 --> 00:25:37,304 I'd have you back Robin Arryn, 391 00:25:37,339 --> 00:25:39,006 Lord of the Vale. 392 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,008 Robin Arryn is a sickly little boy. 393 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:44,478 And sickly little boys sometimes become powerful men. 394 00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:46,580 More often they die young. 395 00:25:46,615 --> 00:25:49,149 I adored Lysa with all my heart. 396 00:25:49,184 --> 00:25:53,120 But she loved her son so much, she became overprotective. 397 00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:55,890 He needs to learn how to swing a sword. 398 00:25:55,924 --> 00:25:57,291 How to ride a horse. 399 00:25:57,325 --> 00:26:00,160 - Aye, it's time. - Yes, it's time. 400 00:26:00,195 --> 00:26:02,062 Time for him to tour the Vale, 401 00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:04,598 to visit all the castles in his domain. 402 00:26:04,633 --> 00:26:08,002 Time for Robin to leave the nest. 403 00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:20,013 ( grunts ) 404 00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:30,723 Boy: Ser Barristan. 405 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,592 Yes? 406 00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,662 Who sent you? 407 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:13,566 - Ser Barristan. - Ser Jorah. 408 00:27:13,601 --> 00:27:16,402 Have I forgotten a council meeting? 409 00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:18,705 No. 410 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,248 What's this? 411 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:30,783 A royal pardon 412 00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:33,419 signed by Robert Baratheon. 413 00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,202 You spied on her. 414 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:52,739 Who gave you this? 415 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:55,174 Does it matter? 416 00:28:03,951 --> 00:28:05,385 Have you told her? 417 00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:07,720 I wanted to tell you first, man-to-man 418 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:10,723 rather than go behind your back. 419 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:15,995 Let me speak with her in private. 420 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:18,331 You'll never be alone with her again. 421 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:57,603 Why did the usurper pardon you? 422 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:02,275 If we could speak alone. 423 00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:04,711 No, speak to me here. 424 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:07,246 Explain it to me. 425 00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:09,382 Who do you think sent this to Meereen? 426 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,217 Who profits? 427 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,386 This is the work of Tywin Lannister. 428 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,221 He wants to divide us. 429 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,924 If we're fighting each other, we're not fighting him. 430 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,927 The pardon was signed the year we met. 431 00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:24,330 Why were you pardoned? 432 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,733 Unless you're saying this document was forged. 433 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,137 It is not forged. 434 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,172 Why, then? 435 00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:34,941 I sent letters to Varys, 436 00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:37,176 the spymaster of King's Landing. 437 00:29:37,211 --> 00:29:39,645 What was the content of these letters? 438 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,081 - Information. - What information? 439 00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:45,051 When you and Viserys arrived in Pentos. 440 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:47,553 His plan to marry you to Khal Drogo. 441 00:29:47,588 --> 00:29:49,856 When you were married. 442 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,624 When your brother died. 443 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,127 You told him I was carrying Drogo's child? 444 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:55,762 - I-- - Yes or no? 445 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:57,096 - Khaleesi. - Don't call me that. 446 00:29:57,131 --> 00:30:00,433 Did you tell him I was carrying Drogo's child? 447 00:30:02,736 --> 00:30:04,570 Yes. 448 00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:09,408 That wine merchant tried to poison me 449 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,010 because of your information. 450 00:30:11,044 --> 00:30:12,845 I stopped you from drinking his wine. 451 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,814 Because you knew it was poisoned. 452 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:17,183 I suspected. 453 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:19,619 You betrayed me 454 00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:21,821 from the first. 455 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:24,690 Forgive me. 456 00:30:24,725 --> 00:30:26,926 I never meant-- 457 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,262 please, Khaleesi, forgive me. 458 00:30:29,296 --> 00:30:31,998 You sold my secrets to the man who killed my father 459 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,000 - and stole my brother's throne... - I have protected you. 460 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,401 Fought for you. Killed for you. 461 00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:37,003 ...and you want me to forgive you? 462 00:30:39,106 --> 00:30:40,940 I have loved you. 463 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:42,909 Love? 464 00:30:42,943 --> 00:30:45,745 Love? How can you say that to me? 465 00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:48,781 Any other man, and I would have you executed. 466 00:30:48,816 --> 00:30:52,051 But you, I do not want you in my city dead or alive. 467 00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:55,488 Go back to your masters in King's Landing. 468 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:58,057 Collect your pardon if you can. 469 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,795 Daenerys, please. 470 00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:06,365 Don't ever presume to touch me again 471 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,800 or speak my name. 472 00:31:07,835 --> 00:31:09,569 You have until dusk to collect your things 473 00:31:09,603 --> 00:31:10,970 and leave this city. 474 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:13,940 If you're found in Meereen past break of day, 475 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:16,609 I'll have your head thrown into Slaver's Bay. 476 00:31:19,112 --> 00:31:20,780 Go. 477 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:24,183 Now. 478 00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:37,697 ( footsteps departing ) 479 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:22,241 Moat Cailin is yours, Father. 480 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:31,384 Walk with me. 481 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,952 Has there been any word from Locke? 482 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:35,087 No. 483 00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:36,389 Unimportant. 484 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:38,424 A cripple, a young boy. 485 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,494 None of the northern lords have seen them. 486 00:32:41,528 --> 00:32:44,497 Dead most likely. 487 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:49,235 Most of the ironborn have fled the North. 488 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:53,239 Now more will follow, thanks to you. 489 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,877 Tell me what you see. 490 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:04,917 Moors, fields, hills. 491 00:33:04,952 --> 00:33:07,887 Tell me what you see. 492 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:14,327 Nothing. 493 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:15,895 Not nothing. 494 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,331 The North. 495 00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:21,133 Ride 700 miles that way, you're still in the North. 496 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:24,003 400 miles that way. 497 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:26,072 300 miles that way. 498 00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:30,009 The North is larger than the other six kingdoms combined. 499 00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:31,877 And I am the Warden of the North. 500 00:33:31,912 --> 00:33:34,447 The North is mine. 501 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:38,684 Now tell me, what is your name? 502 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:44,623 Ramsay Snow. 503 00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:46,792 No, not Ramsay Snow. 504 00:33:47,995 --> 00:33:49,762 Open it. 505 00:33:50,931 --> 00:33:52,932 From this day until your last day, 506 00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:54,667 you are Ramsay Bolton, 507 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,603 son of Roose Bolton, Warden of the North. 508 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:06,012 You honor me. 509 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,048 I swear I will uphold your name 510 00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:11,050 and your tradition. 511 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:13,452 I will be worthy of you, Father, 512 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:15,888 I promise. 513 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:37,977 Come, Reek, I'll be needing a bath. 514 00:35:04,905 --> 00:35:06,739 ( knocks ) 515 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,607 Yes? 516 00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:14,013 ( door closes ) 517 00:35:21,822 --> 00:35:24,423 First time I saw you, you were just a child. 518 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:27,693 A girl from the North come to the capital for the first time. 519 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:30,429 Not a child any longer. 520 00:35:33,834 --> 00:35:35,935 Why did you help me? 521 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:38,337 They would have thrown you through the Moon Door 522 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:40,039 if they found you guilty. 523 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:42,608 That's not an answer. 524 00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:47,346 If they'd have executed you, 525 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,848 what would they have done with me? 526 00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:52,218 I don't know. 527 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,720 Neither do I. 528 00:35:55,889 --> 00:35:57,890 Better to gamble on the man you know 529 00:35:57,924 --> 00:35:59,658 than the strangers you don't? 530 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,696 And you think you know me? 531 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,099 I know what you want. 532 00:36:07,134 --> 00:36:09,001 Do you? 533 00:36:24,618 --> 00:36:26,152 Arya: I thought it'd make me happy, 534 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,154 but it doesn't. Not really. 535 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:30,222 Hound: Nothing makes you happy. 536 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,857 - Lots of things make me happy.- Like what? 537 00:36:31,892 --> 00:36:33,926 Killing Polliver, killing Rorge. 538 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,163 So you're sad because you didn't get to kill Joffrey yourself. 539 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,464 Is that it? 540 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,065 At least I could have been there to watch. 541 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:43,102 I wanted to see the look in his eyes when he knew it was over. 542 00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:46,505 Aye, nothing in the world beats that look. 543 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,074 You protected him for most of his life. 544 00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:50,476 You think you could have saved him? 545 00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:53,546 I wasn't the damn wine taster. 546 00:36:55,649 --> 00:36:59,852 Little shit deserved to die, but poison-- 547 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:02,721 poison's a woman's weapon. 548 00:37:02,756 --> 00:37:04,623 Men kill with steel. 549 00:37:04,658 --> 00:37:06,125 That's your stupid pride talking. 550 00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:08,494 It's why you'll never be a great killer. 551 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:11,330 I'd have killed Joffrey with a chicken bone if I had to. 552 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:12,798 ( laughs ) 553 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:15,868 I'd pay good money to see that. 554 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:18,504 ( groans ) 555 00:37:18,538 --> 00:37:21,640 You should have let me burn it. 556 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:24,176 It's a fleabite. 557 00:37:24,211 --> 00:37:27,646 That fleabite's got you walking a lot slower than you used to. 558 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:30,983 Well, we won't have to walk too much further. 559 00:37:31,017 --> 00:37:32,952 You really think my aunt will pay for me? 560 00:37:32,986 --> 00:37:34,553 Aye, she'll pay. 561 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:35,955 I've never even met her. 562 00:37:35,989 --> 00:37:39,391 Doesn't matter. You're her blood. 563 00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:44,029 Family, honor, all that horseshit. 564 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:46,632 It's all you lords and ladies ever talk about. 565 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:48,834 I'm not a lady. 566 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:52,104 Knight: Who would pass the Bloody Gate? 567 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:55,474 The bloody Hound, Sandor Clegane. 568 00:37:55,508 --> 00:37:57,776 And his... 569 00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:00,813 traveling companion Arya Stark, 570 00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:03,816 niece of your lady Lysa Arryn. 571 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:06,719 Then I offer my condolences. 572 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:09,054 Lady Arryn died. 573 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,326 Three days ago. 574 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,732 ( laughing ) 575 00:38:26,006 --> 00:38:28,107 ( laughing continues ) 576 00:38:32,345 --> 00:38:34,480 I've never left home before, Uncle Petyr. 577 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,649 - I'm afraid to leave. - You shouldn't be. 578 00:38:36,683 --> 00:38:39,752 The Lord of the Vale belongs in the Eyrie, Mother said. 579 00:38:39,786 --> 00:38:42,288 She said it's not safe outside. 580 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,056 It wasn't safe for her inside. 581 00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:47,860 People die at their dinner tables. 582 00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:49,995 They die in their beds. 583 00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:53,432 They die squatting over their chamber pots. 584 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,868 Everybody dies sooner or later. 585 00:38:55,902 --> 00:38:57,736 Don't worry about your death. 586 00:38:57,771 --> 00:39:00,472 Worry about your life. 587 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,875 Take charge of your life 588 00:39:02,909 --> 00:39:05,344 for as long as it lasts. 589 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:08,314 That is what it means to be Lord of the Vale. 590 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,949 ( footsteps ) 591 00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:34,340 Shall we go? 592 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,016 Wine always helps. 593 00:39:45,652 --> 00:39:48,120 I thank you for it. 594 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,490 Trial by combat. 595 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:55,961 Deciding a man's guilt or innocence 596 00:39:55,995 --> 00:39:58,197 in the eyes of the gods 597 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:00,833 by having two other men hack each other to pieces. 598 00:40:00,867 --> 00:40:03,635 Tells you something about the gods. 599 00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:07,706 How much longer? 600 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,042 Soon. 601 00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:15,214 Do you think Oberyn has a chance? 602 00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:20,185 The Red Viper of Dorne. 603 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,421 You don't get a name like that unless you're deadly, right? 604 00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:23,856 I've never seen him fight. 605 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:26,625 Oh, he's going to die. I'm going to die. 606 00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:27,960 Oberyn believes in himself. 607 00:40:27,994 --> 00:40:30,062 That's putting it mildly. 608 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,265 What's the punishment for regicide? 609 00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:36,101 Drawing and quartering? Hanging? 610 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:38,470 - Breaking at the wheel? - Beheading. 611 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:40,239 Seems rather ordinary. 612 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:42,775 And he was my nephew as well, so what is that? 613 00:40:42,809 --> 00:40:44,343 Fratricide is brothers. 614 00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:46,545 Filicide is sons. 615 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,115 Nepoticide. That's the one. 616 00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,254 Matricide, patricide, 617 00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:58,157 infanticide, suicide. 618 00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:02,127 There's no kind of killing that doesn't have its own word. 619 00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:04,029 Cousins. 620 00:41:04,063 --> 00:41:06,131 Cousins, you're right. 621 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,900 There is no word for cousin killing. 622 00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:09,735 Well done. 623 00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:12,805 Do you remember cousin Orson? Orson Lannister? 624 00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:13,474 Of course. 625 00:41:13,499 --> 00:41:15,174 Wet-nurse dropped him on his head. 626 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:17,776 - Left him simple. - Simple? 627 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:19,845 Used to sit all day in the garden. 628 00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:21,647 Crushing beetles with a rock. 629 00:41:21,681 --> 00:41:23,749 ( both grunting ) 630 00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:27,586 ( chuckles ) Nothing made him happier. 631 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:28,954 Nothing made you happier. 632 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,856 You'd think being tormented from birth 633 00:41:30,890 --> 00:41:33,058 would have given you some affinity for the afflicted. 634 00:41:33,092 --> 00:41:34,028 On the contrary. 635 00:41:34,053 --> 00:41:36,260 Laughing at another person's misery 636 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:38,297 was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else. 637 00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:40,199 The joke wore thin, though. 638 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:42,134 For you. You drifted away. 639 00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:43,836 I had other interests. 640 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,871 Yes, other interests. 641 00:41:48,074 --> 00:41:49,775 But I stayed with Orson. 642 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:51,743 Why? 643 00:41:51,778 --> 00:41:53,212 I was curious. 644 00:41:53,246 --> 00:41:55,614 Why was he smashing all those beetles? 645 00:41:55,648 --> 00:41:57,182 What did he get out of it? 646 00:41:57,217 --> 00:41:59,318 First thing I did was ask him. 647 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:03,088 "Orson, why are you smashing all those beetles?" 648 00:42:03,122 --> 00:42:06,158 He gave me an answer. "Smash the beetles. 649 00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:09,127 Smash 'em." ( grunting ) 650 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:11,897 I wasn't deterred. 651 00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:13,632 I was the smartest person I knew. 652 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:16,201 Certainly I had the wherewithal to unravel the mysteries 653 00:42:16,236 --> 00:42:17,903 that lay at the heart of a moron. 654 00:42:17,937 --> 00:42:21,507 So I went to Maester Volarik's library. 655 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,709 Volarik. Tried to touch me once. 656 00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:26,245 Turns out, far too much has been written about great men 657 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:28,447 and not nearly enough about morons. 658 00:42:28,481 --> 00:42:30,782 Doesn't seem right. 659 00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:32,751 In any case, I found nothing 660 00:42:32,785 --> 00:42:34,786 that illuminated the nature of Orson's affliction 661 00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:37,623 or the reason behind his relentless beetle slaughter. 662 00:42:37,657 --> 00:42:39,992 So I went back to the source. 663 00:42:40,026 --> 00:42:42,194 I may not have been able to speak with Orson, 664 00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,863 but I could observe him, watch him 665 00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:47,132 the way men watch animals 666 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:50,035 to come to a deeper understanding of their behavior. 667 00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:54,239 And as I watched, 668 00:42:54,274 --> 00:42:56,775 I became more and more sure of it. 669 00:42:56,809 --> 00:42:59,444 There was something happening there. 670 00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:02,714 His face was like the page of a book 671 00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,683 written in a language I didn't understand. 672 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:07,553 But he wasn't mindless. He had his reasons. 673 00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:10,856 And I became possessed with knowing what they were. 674 00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:14,426 I began to spend inordinate amounts of time watching him. 675 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:17,095 I would eat my lunch in the garden, 676 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,231 chewing my mutton to the music of... 677 00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:20,933 ( grunting ) 678 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:23,835 And when I wasn't watching him, I was thinking about him. 679 00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:26,638 Father droned on about the family legacy 680 00:43:26,673 --> 00:43:28,407 and I thought about Orson's beetles. 681 00:43:28,441 --> 00:43:31,310 I read the histories of Targaryen conquests. 682 00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:33,545 Did I hear dragon wings? No. 683 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,548 I heard... ( grunting ) 684 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:40,319 And I still couldn't figure out why he was doing it. 685 00:43:40,353 --> 00:43:42,654 And I had to know, because it was horrible 686 00:43:42,689 --> 00:43:46,058 that all these beetles should be dying for no reason. 687 00:43:46,092 --> 00:43:47,626 Every day around the world, 688 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:51,063 men, women, and children are murdered by the score. 689 00:43:51,097 --> 00:43:53,899 Who gives a dusty fuck about a bunch of beetles? 690 00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:56,735 I know, I know. But still, it filled me with dread. 691 00:43:56,769 --> 00:44:00,305 Piles and piles of them, years and years of them. 692 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:02,174 How many countless living crawling things 693 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:05,177 smashed and dried out and returned to the dirt? 694 00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:07,613 In my dreams I found myself 695 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:10,115 standing on a beach made of beetle husks 696 00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,184 stretching as far as the eye could see. 697 00:44:12,218 --> 00:44:14,386 I woke up crying, 698 00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:16,788 weeping for their shattered little bodies. 699 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:19,157 I tried to stop Orson once. 700 00:44:19,192 --> 00:44:20,592 He was twice your size. 701 00:44:20,627 --> 00:44:22,361 He just pushed me aside with a "kuuh" 702 00:44:22,395 --> 00:44:24,963 and kept on smashing. 703 00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:27,499 Every day until that mule 704 00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,534 kicked him in the chest and killed him. 705 00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:42,781 So what do you think? 706 00:44:42,815 --> 00:44:45,250 Why did he do it? 707 00:44:45,284 --> 00:44:47,619 What was it all about? 708 00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:53,392 I don't know. 709 00:44:55,561 --> 00:44:58,030 ( bells tolling ) 710 00:45:11,944 --> 00:45:13,845 Good luck today. 711 00:45:19,752 --> 00:45:22,521 ( door closes ) 712 00:45:31,364 --> 00:45:33,999 ( crowd shouting ) 713 00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:48,346 Looks like very light armor. 714 00:45:48,381 --> 00:45:49,748 I like to move around. 715 00:45:49,782 --> 00:45:51,683 You could at least wear a helmet. 716 00:45:53,786 --> 00:45:55,487 You shouldn't drink before a fight. 717 00:45:55,521 --> 00:45:57,723 You learn this during your years in the fighting pits? 718 00:45:57,757 --> 00:46:00,058 I always drink before a fight. 719 00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:02,527 It could get you killed. It could get me killed. 720 00:46:02,562 --> 00:46:05,530 Today is not the day I die. 721 00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:10,368 ( crowd cheering ) 722 00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,539 You're going to fight that? 723 00:46:14,574 --> 00:46:17,109 I'm going to kill that. 724 00:46:21,447 --> 00:46:23,148 He is the biggest man I've ever seen. 725 00:46:23,182 --> 00:46:25,917 Size does not matter when you are flat on your back. 726 00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:27,252 Thank the gods. 727 00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:29,755 ( horn blows ) 728 00:46:29,789 --> 00:46:32,924 In the sight of gods and men, 729 00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:35,160 we gather to ascertain 730 00:46:35,194 --> 00:46:37,963 the guilt or innocence of this... 731 00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:42,134 man Tyrion Lannister. 732 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:44,336 May the Mother grant them mercy. 733 00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:48,540 May the Father give them such justice as they deserve. 734 00:46:48,574 --> 00:46:51,276 And may the Warrior guide the hand... 735 00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:54,446 - ( horn blows ) - ...of our champion-- 736 00:47:02,321 --> 00:47:04,589 Don't leave me alone in this world. 737 00:47:04,624 --> 00:47:06,525 Never. 738 00:47:18,871 --> 00:47:20,906 ( crowd cheering ) 739 00:47:26,946 --> 00:47:28,647 Have they told you who I am? 740 00:47:28,681 --> 00:47:30,348 Some dead man. 741 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:38,056 I am the brother of Elia Martell. 742 00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:41,159 Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking 743 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:43,428 shit-pile of a city? 744 00:47:43,462 --> 00:47:45,297 For you. 745 00:47:49,802 --> 00:47:52,771 I'm going to hear you confess before you die. 746 00:47:52,805 --> 00:47:54,806 You raped my sister. 747 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:56,241 You murdered her. 748 00:47:56,275 --> 00:47:58,043 You killed her children. 749 00:47:58,077 --> 00:48:00,812 Say it now and we can make this quick. 750 00:48:00,847 --> 00:48:02,547 ( shouting ) 751 00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:11,957 Say it. You raped her. 752 00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:15,760 You murdered her. 753 00:48:15,795 --> 00:48:18,396 ( shouts ) 754 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,831 You killed her children. 755 00:48:30,009 --> 00:48:31,376 ( growls ) 756 00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:32,677 You raped her! 757 00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:33,912 You murdered her! 758 00:48:33,946 --> 00:48:35,981 You killed her children! 759 00:48:36,015 --> 00:48:37,482 ( grunts ) 760 00:48:51,163 --> 00:48:53,665 ( crowd cheering ) 761 00:49:09,382 --> 00:49:09,882 ( groans ) 762 00:49:15,187 --> 00:49:16,788 You raped her! 763 00:49:16,822 --> 00:49:18,523 You murdered her! 764 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:23,061 ( screams ) 765 00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:30,835 You kill her children! 766 00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:32,404 ( groans ) 767 00:49:32,438 --> 00:49:35,507 ( crowd clamoring ) 768 00:49:37,643 --> 00:49:40,045 Wait. Are you dying? 769 00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:41,813 No, no, no. 770 00:49:41,847 --> 00:49:44,916 You can't die yet. You haven't confessed. 771 00:49:47,153 --> 00:49:49,654 Say it. 772 00:49:49,689 --> 00:49:53,391 Say her name. Elia Martell. 773 00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:55,660 You raped her. You killed her children. 774 00:49:55,695 --> 00:49:58,229 Elia Martell. 775 00:49:58,297 --> 00:49:59,965 Who gave you the order? 776 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:02,567 Who gave you the order?! 777 00:50:02,601 --> 00:50:04,903 Say her name! 778 00:50:04,937 --> 00:50:07,005 You raped her! You murdered her! 779 00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:09,240 You killed her children. 780 00:50:09,275 --> 00:50:11,876 Say it. Say her name. 781 00:50:13,446 --> 00:50:15,447 - Say it! - ( grunts ) 782 00:50:17,683 --> 00:50:19,451 ( teeth rattle ) 783 00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:23,788 Elia Martell. 784 00:50:23,823 --> 00:50:25,423 ( screaming ) 785 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,892 I killed her children. 786 00:50:27,927 --> 00:50:30,362 Then I raped her. 787 00:50:30,396 --> 00:50:33,531 Then I smashed her head in like this! 788 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,601 ( screaming ) 789 00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:49,347 The gods have made their will known. 790 00:50:50,416 --> 00:50:52,517 Tyrion Lannister, 791 00:50:52,551 --> 00:50:55,220 in the name of King Tommen of the House Baratheon, 792 00:50:55,254 --> 00:50:57,455 First of His Name, 793 00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:59,524 you are hereby sentenced to death. 794 00:51:02,683 --> 00:51:08,683 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 795 00:51:12,038 --> 00:51:15,540 ♪ Music playing ♪ 796 00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:18,337 ♪ Music playing ends ♪