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Good night, sweetheart.
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Sweet dreams, pumpkin.
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Come on. Let's go to bed.
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Oh! There's my favorite girl.
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There she is.
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Coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coo.
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Oh.
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Oh, no!
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Uh...
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Do you think your parents will notice?
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Yeah? I do, too.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Uh, we got a really big problem.
- What did you do this time?
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I'm so sorry, Maria.
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I, uh, damaged the room.
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Damaged room
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Damaged room alert!
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Damaged room alert.
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Please cease all
amusing activities at once
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and evacuate Laugh Floor
after in a non-humorous manner.
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It's a 418, people.
We're clearing the Laugh Floor
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but nobody gets the day off.
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Phlegm, what happened?
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Oh, I have a cold.
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And when I was in the room,
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I sn... I sne...
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Aye, mocco.
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Sorry, Maria.
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He damaged the room of our best giggler.
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We gotta get this room back online stat.
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I'll get this work order over to MIFT.
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The crowd is breathless
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as he's going for the
longest kick of the season.
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And here's the field goal to win...
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There goes footsie ball.
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You win again, empty chair.
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You know, us hangin' out here,
all hangin' out and stuff,
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reminds me of all those times
we hung out at MU.
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- Did we hang?
- Yep!
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I'm pretty sure we had that,
just that one class together.
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Look alive, guys, we've got a 418.
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Four-eighteen? I'm on it, sir.
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That's the MIFTer spirit, Duncan.
And take Tylor with you.
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Oh, no. I'm not taking college boy.
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Okay, then. Val, you take Tylor.
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Cool! Our first 418 together.
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- Whoa, whoa, not so fast.
- What's a 418?
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Four-eighteen.
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A 418 is code for "damaged room".
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When a kid's room gets
damaged, we go in and fix it.
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- A real kid's room?
- Don't forget your helmets.
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I don't need a helmet.
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That's the last thing Jimmy said.
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Was a temp. Went on a 418.
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Forgot his helmet, family dog showed up.
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- Thought he was a chew toy.
- Tragedy.
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I had his dented helmet
bronzed if you wanna see it.
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Tylor, there is no better way
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for a new MIFTer to
learn than on the job.
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- Now get movin'.
- Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...
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Four-eighteen. Got it.
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Okay. I'll get that. No, no.
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Sorry. We're just...
I'm okay. I'm just...
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Are you sure, sir, that you don't
wanna send in, say, an expert?
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- Like moi?
- Back out.
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He'll do fine!
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Still time to change your mind.
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Look at us. College buds.
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Makin' new memories.
Just like old times.
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I don't remember any "us" memories.
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You probably just need a smell or
something to help you remember.
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Whoa. Phlegm's phlegm
is dangerous stuff.
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I gotta say, I am impressed.
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This is a big job. We're
gonna need Cutter's help.
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What are you doing?
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If I'm gonna be a jokester, I
gotta make a kid laugh, right?
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Watch this. Tickle,
tickle, tickle, tickle.
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No. No tickle, tickle.
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I thought I heard something.
Can you go check on her?
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We can't run in there
every time she cries.
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She's gotta learn to self soothe.
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Let's get back to bed. You know
I have spin class tomorrow.
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Baby?
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We have to take the baby out?
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- Just while we make the repairs.
- Nope.
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No kids allowed in Monster's
Inc. or Monstropolis.
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If she wakes up and the parents
catch us, boom! Dead door.
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Wait, what if I take her
out and keep her asleep...
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- No, no, no!
- Come on, Mike.
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Not after what happened
last time with Boo.
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Remember? "Ooklay in the agbay".
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Is he speaking French?
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Our lives were almost ruined.
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That won't happen again.
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If we can't fix it in time we've
got ourselves a dead door.
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I'll do it!
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- You?
- Yes, me.
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You see, Sulley, there's a
difference between you and me.
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- I'm tall and you're short.
- No.
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- I'm blue, you're green.
- No.
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- Awesome horns. Little nubs.
- No!
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- Furry, not furry.
- No.
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- Huggable, less huggable.
- No! And stop it!
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Unlike you, Sulley, I
can control my feelings.
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I'm immune to kids' cuteness.
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Oh, googly bear.
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- Get out.
- But I just got in.
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- But it's my turn to ride in the bucket.
- If you'll excuse me.
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Your big butt will get
stuck like last time.
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Needleman, out.
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- Wait.
- My bucket.
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You're gonna put the
baby in that bucket?
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You see a bucket. I see a thing-holder.
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Watch and learn.
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All right, little snoring thing.
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You're coming with me.
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All righty.
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Operation no wakey baby has commenced.
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All righty, everybody.
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We're burning moonlight.
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We need to get that room repaired fast!
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Let's go, 418 buddy.
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This sort of reminds me
of that simulator project
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we did for the MU scare fair.
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When the cannister blew and
Slaatten's tail got caught in fire.
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No, I don't remember. I'm pretty sure
I'd remember Slaatten on fire.
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- Remember he's like runnin' around.
- Hey!
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- Remember?
- Enough memory lane, kiddos.
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It's go time.
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Slaatten's on fire, Slaatten's on fire.
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Oh. Ow.
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Let me help you with that, rookie.
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- Okay, here.
- Gonna wake...
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- You just... Do not... You st...
- No. Stop. Give it.
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You guys okay?
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Uh... Everything's under control.
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I just want you to know that
cute snoring thing that you do?
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Doesn't affect me.
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Hey, Mike!
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- How's it going?
- Perfect. No problem.
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See? I'm not even
affected by little Snore.
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Wait. You named it?
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Um... I...
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You told me once that if you name it...
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You start getting attached to
it. And no, this is different.
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- How?
- I just can't call it "thing".
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For example, if somebody
came in and said,
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"Hey, Mike, can I borrow that thing?"
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How would I know what
they're talkin' about?
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Snore or a stapler? It's
completely different.
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I just came by to tell you
Rant just gave me
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two tickets to the baseball game.
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The Monstropolis Creepees
versus the Red Shocks?
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Yeah. Awesome seats, too.
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Oh, that's great! When are we going?
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We? Oh, uh, it's today's game.
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I was gonna ask you but
since you're babysitting
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- I was gonna see if Fungus wanted to go.
- Fungus?
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Fungus? He knows zip about baseball.
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I'm the Creepees biggest fan.
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Look, look, look.
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And an autographed picture
of me with TJ Clawson.
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I've got tons of monsterobilia.
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Take Fungus to the opera.
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You're taking me to the game.
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What about little Snore?
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Leave that to me.
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Hey. Remember when Professor Knight
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gave that room protocol lecture
and you fell asleep?
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- No, I don't.
- Or did I fall asleep?
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Maybe I dreamt I was awake
and you were asleep.
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You were definitely asleep
and you were snoring like...
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Val! Val. I don't remember.
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Oh!
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Hello.
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Duncan, what are you doing here?
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As deputy supervisor,
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it's one of my many duties
to oversee my employees.
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We are not your employees.
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Okay. Subordinates. Whatever.
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I'll just be over here taking notes
on your... performance.
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Wow. Comfy. Yeah.
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- Mike.
- I'm being a good Snore-sitter.
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It's a monstrous night for
baseball here at Creepees stadium.
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We're in the middle of the first
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between your Monstropolis Creepees
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and the visiting Boostown Red Shocks.
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Go Red Shocks!
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I'm Bob Yucker and
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TJ Clawson is making a run
for the history books tonight.
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After yesterday...
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Pardon me. Coming through.
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Baby on board.
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Oh, here we are. Ooh! In the front row.
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Let's go Red Shocks!
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Pardon me, do you mind keeping
your screams to a whisper?
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- Mike...
- Come on, Creepees!
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And here's the man of the hour.
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TJ Clawson's stepping to the plate
and this crowd is going wild!
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What a team!
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There's no stopping us now.
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Jose Fingers on the
mound for the Shocks,
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stares in for a sign and here he comes,
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a three-ball pitch.
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TJ Clawson, a swing and a drive
to deep left field, way back.
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Get up! The Green Monster is gonna
catch it though and he does.
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Oh...
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Nothing gets past the Green Monster.
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Yeah!
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Let's go Red Shocks!
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Hi there.
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Let's go...
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Red Shocks fan, huh? Well, I,
for one, can appreciate that.
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Team spirit and all.
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But us Creepees fans put family first,
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and like to keep things
calm and noiseless.
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For the children.
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And don't forget...
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Thank you, buddy.
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I'm not sure this was such a
good idea, bringing the baby.
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Oh, oh, I see. You get
to go out and have fun
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while I'm stuck taking care of the baby.
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But you got to go...
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No. I'm sure you would've
rather brought Fungus
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than dragged boring old me and the baby.
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- You're not boring. I didn't mean...
- I get it.
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There. See what you've done.
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What I've done? Maybe she's hungry.
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- Give me your rotdog.
- You can't give a human baby a rotdog.
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Oh! Now all of a sudden
you're the expert.
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I'm just saying, you don't
know what's in those things.
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My mother always said, "You
make 'em try something once,
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or they'll become picky eaters".
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Don't let that big hair ball tell
you what you like and don't like,
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my little grubby wubby.
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Whoa!
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Now that's a burp. See? She loves it.
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Now it's time to earn your minimum wage.
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Now!
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And now.
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And...
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And as your deputy supervisor,
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I should warn you that
you're running out of time.
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Speaking of time, it's time
for my union lunch break.
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I got a date with a
hot beef steak on rye.
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Mmm, sounds delicious.
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He ain't no sandwich.
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All right. I'll see you after lunch.
251
00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:21,236
Whoa, whoa. You can't leave, too.
252
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,006
Yeah, I have to. I've got comedy class.
253
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,240
Mike's not even teaching it today.
254
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,949
- Get back in here.
- I...
255
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,918
In the number two slot
is Robbie Rotten Robertson...
256
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:40,631
You smell something, Sulley?
I think my rotdog's gone fresh.
257
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,467
Well, it ain't me. It's...
258
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,677
- Huh?
- He rips one down the line and...
259
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,641
Hey! Batter. Swing, batter!
260
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,917
Whoa. Wow, that's fresh.
261
00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:53,210
Makes my eye water.
262
00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:55,512
- Hey, pal, buddy.
- Nope.
263
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,148
Nothing's more important
than our friendship.
264
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,398
- Nope.
- Come on. You know...
265
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,318
- Nope. No.
- You owe me for that favor I did for you.
266
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,568
- That one time.
- Nope.
267
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,778
Favor...
268
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,072
That I did. I'll pay you!
269
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,549
You're the one who insisted
on giving her the rotdog.
270
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,118
I didn't know it would make
its way through so quickly.
271
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,286
These humans are weird.
272
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,232
I still haven't passed something
from seven months ago.
273
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:17,456
You know, my mother always said,
"What goes in must come out".
274
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,254
I never liked your mother.
275
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,338
All cleaned up.
276
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,590
This is just like that time
in Toxicity Studies
277
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,825
when you melted the table...
278
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:27,494
We took one class together.
It's gotta be someone else.
279
00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:29,246
Just think. In nine more years
280
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,682
of being my junior assistant
apprentice intern,
281
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:35,317
you'll graduate to being my
assistant apprentice intern.
282
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,480
Dreams really do come true, huh?
283
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,651
Whoa, whoa!
284
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,486
- No, no, no.
- What was that?
285
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,741
I don't know. Let's
check it out. You lead.
286
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,409
They're coming. The parents are coming.
287
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,619
You big old klutzy klutz, klutz.
288
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,286
Get out of here!
289
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,813
Everybody, hide.
290
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,339
Oh, no. They're in trouble, folks.
291
00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,707
It's the bottom of the fifth
292
00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:16,351
and the Creepees are
still down, three-two.
293
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,663
Ron Volasko has one more
shot at a base hit here.
294
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:21,958
Go Red Shocks! Come on!
295
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,010
Fingers working from
the stretch. Here he comes.
296
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,207
Volasko, a swing and a
miss. He struck him out.
297
00:14:30,212 --> 00:14:31,517
Oh, brother, did you miss it.
298
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,185
Clawson hit two fast balls.
299
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:36,121
Oh, I got a good feelin'
tonight's the night.
300
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,008
Isn't that great? I'm so
glad that you enjoyed it.
301
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:39,962
Oh, uh... Hmm...
302
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,879
Well, if there's anything
you need me to help out with.
303
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,381
How about you're cooking dinner
tonight and doin' the dishes.
304
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,017
Cooking? Well, uh,
maybe we can order out.
305
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,577
Order out? Order... That's all we do.
306
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:53,347
Why can't we for once have a nice
home-cooked family meal together?
307
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,974
- Answer me that!
- But you like ordering out.
308
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,601
That was before the baby.
309
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,212
Hey! You two windbags mind?
310
00:15:00,217 --> 00:15:02,131
I'm trying to watch the game.
311
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,024
Mind your own business.
This is between us.
312
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,902
It's okay, Snore. Go back to sleep. Shh.
313
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,403
Mike, do something.
314
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,931
Let's go, Red Shocks.
315
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:13,493
- Maybe you could sing to her.
- Sulley, we're at a baseball game.
316
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,854
- Let's go, Red Shocks.
- I'm not gonna sing to her.
317
00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:17,538
Let's go, Red Shocks!
318
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,415
Shh. It's okay, Snore. Go back to sleep.
319
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,000
Let's go, Red Shocks!
320
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,084
There you go. That's good.
321
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,371
Let's go, Red Shocks!
322
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,630
Boo! You swing like a baby!
323
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:31,009
- A really wicked, ugly baby!
- Okay, that's it!
324
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,014
Listen, gasbag.
325
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:33,659
How is the baby here supposed to sleep
326
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:35,304
with you makin' all that racket?
327
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,183
You's talking to me?
328
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,318
Uh, no, actually.
329
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,583
I was rehearsing a play
330
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:42,963
that we're doing with our local
theater group.
331
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:45,240
Yeah. It's called "How's
that baby supposed to sleep
332
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,075
with you making all that racket?"
333
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,195
I know I heard something.
334
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,629
Sweetheart, you okay?
335
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,380
I'm fine.
336
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,463
Uh, just very sleepy.
337
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,051
Thank you, parent. Good night.
338
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,845
- Her first words.
- Wow!
339
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,805
Did you hear that? Her first words!
340
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,624
And complete sentences, too.
341
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,267
She's gonna be a genius.
342
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,603
- Yes!
- I gotta call my mother.
343
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,936
We are such great parents.
344
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,090
I told you, co-sleeping with her
the first year would make her smart.
345
00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:27,675
Dad of the year. Right here.
346
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,030
Hey. You guys good?
347
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,531
A cast of about eight or nine.
348
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,701
If you wanna come backstage
and say hi we can do that.
349
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,995
Um, but you're really making
way too much out of this.
350
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,024
Who brings a stupid
baby to a baseball game?
351
00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:46,044
- What did you just say?
- Uh, he didn't mean it.
352
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:50,506
I said, what kind of
class-A moron, ingrate,
353
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:54,343
ding dong brings a stupid
baby to a baseball game?
354
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,137
That's what I thought you said.
355
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,230
- Mike...
- Nobody.
356
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,775
Not even an overgrown ogre in
makeup, calls our baby stupid!
357
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,919
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
358
00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:06,063
Come on. Put up your dukes!
359
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,441
- Go, Clawson!
- You want a piece of me?
360
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,028
- Yeah!
- Come on, come on.
361
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,052
Oh, yeah!
362
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,328
Whoa, Mike. Did you do that?
363
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,663
A home run fly ball!
364
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,790
An actual Monstropolis Creepees,
365
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,960
TJ Clawson, record
breakin' home run ball.
366
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,485
And it's all mine.
367
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,758
Before our friend here comes to,
I think maybe we should get going.
368
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,009
Good idea, Mike. Let's go.
369
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,894
You know, we gotta get little
Snore here back to her room.
370
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,145
- What did you do to the door?
- Nothing. I closed it.
371
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,148
- You were the last one to touch it.
- So? This isn't my fault.
372
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,242
Explain why this door
deactivated for no reason.
373
00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:53,694
You keep distracting me with...
374
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,905
"This reminds me of this time,
375
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,239
You remember that time
we and this time..."
376
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,101
- This reminds of that time...
- See?
377
00:17:59,105 --> 00:18:03,104
How many times do I have to
tell you, I don't remember.
378
00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:04,989
Why is it so important to you?
379
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,512
Because...
380
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,591
Because...
381
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:22,599
When I first got to MU...
no one noticed me.
382
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,522
And then...
383
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,030
... one day, in class,
384
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,360
you spoke to me.
385
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:37,853
You said,
386
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:43,935
"Excuse me. Is this seat taken?"
387
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,246
Huh. Door's deactivated.
Uh, that can't be good.
388
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,178
You guys know the door got turned off?
389
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,389
A rescue party!
Out of the way, sub-ordinates.
390
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,017
Oh, I just need to
breathe some stale air.
391
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,314
Coming through.
392
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,024
Excuse me. Coming through.
393
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,359
Great job, MIFT.
394
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,334
Now, let's get that baby
back where she came from.
395
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,324
There. Okay. There you go.
396
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,994
Shh, shh, oh...
397
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,789
Oh, It's, it's okay. Shh, It's okay.
398
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,208
Mike, maybe you should sing to her.
399
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,319
What? I am not gonna sing her a song.
400
00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,672
- You have a beautiful voice.
- Go on.
401
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,757
No. I'm not go...
402
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:39,967
Googly Bear.
403
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,052
Okay.
404
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,236
Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it.
405
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,659
But just for you.
406
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,564
♪ I put you back back
where you came from ♪
407
00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,441
♪ I put you back back where you belong ♪
408
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,403
♪ I put you back back
where you came from ♪
409
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,655
♪ And I'm not gonna sing you a song ♪
410
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,448
♪ I don't care about you ♪
411
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,992
♪ Not one single bit ♪
412
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,411
♪ I don't care about you at all ♪
413
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,080
♪ I don't care about you
so don't think I do ♪
414
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,749
♪ And I'm not gonna sing you a song ♪
415
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,752
♪ Your sweet simple smile
doesn't brighten my day ♪
416
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,213
♪ Your eyes don't reach into my heart ♪
417
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,966
♪ Your wiggly toes
don't tickle my nose ♪
418
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:24,036
♪ And quite frankly
you smell like a rose ♪
419
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:28,682
♪ I'm putting you back
back where you came from ♪
420
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,768
♪ And like I told you
I won't sing a song ♪
421
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,230
♪ I put you back back
where you came from ♪
422
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,316
♪ And now it's hard to say... ♪
423
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,618
Good night, Snore.
424
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,485
♪ So long ♪
425
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:51,103
Oh, Googly Bear, you and Sulley
took such good care of her.
426
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:52,604
Yeah. Maybe me and Sulley will have
427
00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:54,208
a little grubby wubby of our own.
428
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,585
- Mike!
- I'm just kidding, schmoopsie poo.
429
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,796
That was close.
430
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,851
- But we, uh, got through it.
- Didn't we?
431
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,557
Like our Origins of Fear class.
432
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,690
But you don't remember me.
433
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,194
"You picked the best seat in the house".
434
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,563
What?
435
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,525
When I asked, uh, "Is this seat taken?"
436
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,910
You... You said, "You picked
the best seat in the house.
437
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,364
You remember.
438
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:29,889
Yeah. You, uh, you even shared
your Hot Snots candy with me.
439
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,459
I remember that because
it's, uh, it's my favorite.
440
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,291
College buds.
441
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,210
College buds. Yeah.
442
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,545
Hey, but look at us now.
443
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:40,712
Makin' new memories.
444
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,297
Work buds.
445
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,842
Yeah, work buds. Why not?
446
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,895
Hey. I know where
Duncan hides his Hot Snots.
447
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,889
- Really? Where?
- Under Roto's cage.
448
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,517
- Oh. Oh, that. No.
- I eat it all the time.
449
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,143
- No. That's not candy.
- Yeah.
450
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,562
- It definitely is.
- No. That's...
451
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:59,022
- We're gonna eat it. Work buds.
- Don't eat them.
452
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,358
♪ Candy, candy, candy... ♪
453
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,742
Val, no.
454
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,125
All right.
455
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,319
All you future jokesters
settle down, please.
456
00:22:20,324 --> 00:22:21,374
Settle down.
457
00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:24,844
Now today will be the evaluation of
the laugh potential of this round,
458
00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:27,805
bladder-like item humans
call the hoopie cushion.
459
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:28,874
That's awesome.
460
00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:32,389
As you can see, I have pre-inflated
it according to the instructions
461
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,393
and will now place it on the
chair and await the comedy.
462
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,568
Here we go.
463
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,026
Just keep watching.
464
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,661
It's gonna be great.
465
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,281
Here it comes.
466
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,350
Comedy.
467
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,079
Hmm.
468
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,209
It should be workin' fine.
469
00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:57,606
It says right here in the manual,
470
00:22:57,611 --> 00:23:00,359
"Inflate it to its full
capacity and then..."
471
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,868
You killed it!
472
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,930
That's our broadcast for tonight.
473
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,807
So long, everybody.
474
00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:02,958
You have been listening
475
00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:06,013
to the Creepees Radio Network
and I'm Bob Yucker.
476
00:26:06,018 --> 00:26:09,018
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