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Previously on "Chucky"...

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I want to be Jennifer Tilly.

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I want to be a star.

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Sometimes I feel like a boy.
Sometimes I feel like a girl.

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Good morning, sweet
face! Rise and shine!

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You kept me prisoner in
this house for a year.

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Ms. Tilly, have you ever
heard of Nica Pierce?

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Nica Pierce is here, but
she’s innocent, I swear.

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Glen, Glenda!

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Chucky, we’re trying to
get everything on your rider.

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This thing is like 12 pages long...

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Listen to me, God damn it.

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I told you a hundred times

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I want fresh-baked
chocolate chip cookies

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with macadamia nuts in my dressing room,

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not walnuts, you moron!

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Walnuts give me hives.

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Well, then should I
take them out of your...

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I don’t give a shit
what you do with them!

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You could shove those
cookies straight up your...

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Chucky, we’re live.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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Nice to see you again.

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I hope you’re enjoying the
new season of my hit show.

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Now, Belle, you know
viewers are very curious

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about your role on the show this season.

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Care to spill any details?

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- Yeah, tell us!
- Let’s hear it, Belle!

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Anyway, tonight, you’re in for a treat,

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a very special episode of "Chucky,"

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where we delve into family secrets,

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Hollywood sleaze, and
the violent, depraved acts

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of which the human species is capable...

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All in the name of love.

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Glen, Glenda,

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it’s so nice to see your sweet faces.

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Yeah, nice to see you too, Mom.

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What are you doing on the floor?

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And what the hell is that?

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Mom, is that blood?

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No!

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It’s corn syrup.

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You know, my team is always after me

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to get more violence on my social media.

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Come to Mama.

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- Aw, Glenda, happy birthday.
- Thank you.

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Happy birthday, sweet face.

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What... oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, where are you going?

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I was just gonna hang up my coat.

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Oh, that’s not necessary.
It’s your special day.

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Why don’t you two take a load off?

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So tell me everything.

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Are you two dating anyone?

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Yeah, a guy named Paul.

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Oh, how nice.

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And Glen, how about you?

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We’re both dating Paul.

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That sounds complicated.

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What about you, Mom?

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Are you seeing anybody these days?

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No, no, no, no, no, not seeing anyone.

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I’m too busy.

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So how’s school?

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Great.

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Great.

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We’re making friends.
We’re getting straight A’s.

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- We’re great.
- That’s wonderful.

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I’ve been worried.

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That makes three of us.

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You two are so wrapped up in each other,

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sometimes you forget
other people even exist.

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Me, for example.

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Mom, haven’t you ever thought about

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maybe it’s not so fun
for us over here lately?

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I mean, you haven’t left
this house in over a year.

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There’s a 5-inch layer
of dust over everything

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and your drinking has
gotten out of control.

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Glen, what in the hell
has gotten into you?

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Sorry.

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Actually, we’ve been talking to Stan.

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- Who?
- Your accountant.

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He says you’re running out of money.

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Are you?

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I’m doing fine,

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just like you two kids.

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Mom, who the hell is Nica Pierce?

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What?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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Yes, I did know Nica.

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I met her at one of those
charity events I go to.

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She was a very sad woman

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and very unhealthy mentally.

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She was sort of a little
bit obsessed with me.

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But I hardly knew her.

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That’s why I had a new
security system installed

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just in case.

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Oops, secure.

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You installed a whole
new security system

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because you were worried that some woman

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you "barely knew" was coming to get you?

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How many times have I told you

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the cautionary tale of Judy Foster?

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- It’s Jodie Foster, Mom.
- Glen, where are you going?

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You haven’t finished your meatballs.

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Phone’s dead. I need to charge it.

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- Mom.
- Hmm?

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There’s something else

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that I’ve been meaning to talk to you...

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Oh, shit, don’t tell me you’re pregnant.

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Jesus, Mom.

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I’m not ready to be a grandmother.

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Please, stop making
everything about you.

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Oh, okay, um, sorry.

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Tell me.

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When I was little,

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like really little,

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did I ever hurt someone?

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Hurt?

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Well, what do you mean?

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Um...

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I’ve been having this dream.

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I guess it’s more like a nightmare.

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And there’s a woman...

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and she’s blonde,
and she’s screaming

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because she’s on fire.

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And it just feels like
I’m the one who did it.

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And there’s another voice that’s a man,

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and he’s nice.

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He’s... he’s encouraging me.

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And he called me shit-face.

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Well, you and Glen

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have always had vibrant imaginations.

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You’re sure nothing happened?

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I mean, there must have been something,

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I mean, some sort of trauma.

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Because, I mean, Glen and I,

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we’ve never felt whole.

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All we want to know is why.

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I just want you two to be happy.

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Oh, what is taking Glen so long?

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Find your charger?

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Yes. Yes.

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Glen, this is... this... This is Jeeves.

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I hired a little extra help
for tonight, for your birthday.

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He was supposed to be here an hour ago.

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I told you, my improv class went late.

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You’re a butler?

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Yeah! I mean, tonight I am.

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Well, have at it, Jeeves.

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Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, sweetie.

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Why do you keep that door locked?

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Honey, all my shoes are in there.

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I don’t want you stealing
my Manolo Blahniks again.

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You’re too young to be so suspicious.

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Not everything has to be
an unpleasant surprise.

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Surprise!

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What the hell is this?

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We wanted a surprise party,
so we threw one ourselves.

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That doesn’t make any sense.

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We figured you wouldn’t
want to have people over,

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given your Norma Desmond
vibes as of late,

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but isn’t it nice to see everybody?

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I mean, Auntie Gina,
Uncle Pants, Mrs. Stracke.

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I wasn’t expecting this.

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Party pooper.

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That’s me. I’m a party pooper.

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Yes, honey, why don’t you
take that in the kitchen?

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You too, Glenda. Thank you, thank you.

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You haven’t been avoiding me

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just over that silly poker debt.

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I don’t owe you any money.

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No, Sutton, I paid you back.

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Jen, what is going on?

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- Really, are you okay?
- Nothing is going on.

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- I’ve been busy.
- Doing what?

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Come on, kid.

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You’re amongst friends.

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Now, if you’ve been holed up here

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waiting for a face lift to settle or...

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- Face lift?
- Whatever...

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- Joey, what is wrong with you?
- Let me finish.

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You come over here to insult me?

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I’m just saying... I’m just saying...

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All I’m saying is,
time and money well spent.

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Shut up, Joey.

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Too busy to call?

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Jen, we have been worried about you.

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What is this, a party
or an intervention?

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If the muumuu fits.

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Well, I wasn’t expecting
guests, Ms. Fashionista.

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For a year, you, Ms. Party Girl,

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were not expecting
guests for an entire year?

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Sorry, Jen, I don’t buy it.

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Just tell us what’s going on.

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Who the hell is that now?

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Hello, Jen.

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Don’t you have a hug for
your long-lost little sister?

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Oh, my God.

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And just enough left for me.

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- Champagne?
- We’d love some.

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We’d love some too.

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- Oh, what, all of you?
- Yes, thank you.

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Huh.

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I would like to propose a toast.

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What are we drinking to?

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Sir, what are you staring at?

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Don’t worry. We’re used to it.

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We’re used to it too.

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To family.

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- To family.
- To family.

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Aunt Meg, it’s great
to finally meet you.

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- I mean, we’re huge fans.
- Aw.

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We want to get into show business too.

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You know, Mom always said
you were the older one.

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- Is that true?
- Oh.

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No.

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That’s Jen.

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You know, plus,

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I think everyone always
assumed I was older

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because I got famous way before she did.

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You know, of course, I did
receive my Oscar nomination

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ten years before she did so...

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Ah, so where is she anyway?

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I’m ready to party!

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Ta-da!

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- Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
- Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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You’re supposed to be downstairs.

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- I was improvising.
- Well, don’t.

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- And I was good.
- Shh.

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I know I’ve been a bit
of a recluse this year,

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as I’m increasingly valuing my solitude.

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I seem to be entering my Garbo era.

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But it is nice seeing
all your sweet faces.

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To my babies.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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- Um, Glen, how is that...
- Isn’t that your Oscar dress?

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No, but thanks for reminding me

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when I lost to that bitch, Dianne West.

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Oh, it’s Wiest.

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Whatever.

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So, Meg, um...

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Yeah?

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What have you been up to?

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Oh, right, seriously, Jen,

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you’ve been dodging me for 24 years

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because, clearly, I did
something to offend you

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and, Jen, I missed you...

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Well, now I forgive you.

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For what? That’s what I want to know.

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Let’s not rehash the past.
Bygones be bygones.

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No, no.

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You know, ever since you did
that stupid "Chucky" movie,

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it’s like... that’s
when you stop talking to me.

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00:14:01,437 --> 00:14:02,759
It’s not stupid.

262
00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:05,807
The "Chucky" movie was a big hit.

263
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:09,768
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just...

264
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:14,628
Holy shit, I got it.

265
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,303
You’re Ralphie from "The Sopranos."

266
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:19,728
That is a character I played once.

267
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,193
Are you a fan?

268
00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,488
Of you? No, hell no.

269
00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:24,833
No, I cheered when Tony
destroyed your guido ass.

270
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:26,878
- Uh-huh.
- Your head in that bag?

271
00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:28,690
Mwah, chef’s kiss.

272
00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:30,445
- You know, come.
- Yeah?

273
00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:33,438
Guido is now a slur.

274
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,956
And as a fellow American
of Italian descent,

275
00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:40,487
I’d ask you to go a little
easy on the stereotyping.

276
00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:43,292
Not all of us are gangsters.

277
00:14:43,297 --> 00:14:45,534
Some of us are just actors.

278
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,420
Okay, Ralphie.

279
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:53,135
See, it’s Joe.

280
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,680
Joe.

281
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,145
I can see you’re
still a little confused.

282
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,440
Are you telling me that

283
00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:01,341
there’s not one
single actual goodfellow

284
00:15:01,346 --> 00:15:03,256
in your entire dago family?

285
00:15:03,261 --> 00:15:05,551
No, no, not that I can think of, no.

286
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,679
Well, I thought you was one
of those methadone actors.

287
00:15:07,684 --> 00:15:09,518
No, you see,

288
00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:13,059
it’s not my ethnicity I draw from.

289
00:15:13,064 --> 00:15:18,024
It’s my natural rage at morons like you.

290
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:19,659
Hear, hear.

291
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,057
What about you, Gi-na?

292
00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:23,854
Oh, please do not call me that.

293
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,257
Okay, fair enough.

294
00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:27,642
But are you a method
actor, you know, for like...

295
00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:30,412
Like a threesome scene,
like, girl-on-girl shit?

296
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,557
Oh, my God.

297
00:15:31,562 --> 00:15:33,707
Joey, I can’t believe
I’m gonna say this,

298
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,925
but for once, we actually
agree on something.

299
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,534
This guy’s an absolute moron.

300
00:15:39,775 --> 00:15:43,405
It’s going to be a bumpy night.

301
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,870
Jeeves, may I speak to you, please?

302
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,708
Yeah, yeah, one second, one
second, give me one second.

303
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,765
Don’t think I forgot about
you. I recognize you too.

304
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,058
Um, yeah, I’m on a reality show.

305
00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:54,721
It wasn’t a reality show,
it was hardcore reality.

306
00:15:54,726 --> 00:15:57,417
Laguna Beach, last summer?

307
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,729
I beg your pardon, sir.

308
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,667
No, I swear to God, if
I knew you were famous,

309
00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:02,941
I would have called you back.

310
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,540
Just make sure you stay out of Russia.

311
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,045
- Why?
- They wouldn’t understand you.

312
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,866
Who does?

313
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:30,889
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

314
00:16:30,894 --> 00:16:32,359
I just gotta ask because I don’t know.

315
00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,654
What the hell are you
two supposed to be anyway?

316
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,228
I beg your pardon.

317
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:39,108
No, you look like a boy.
He looks like a girl.

318
00:16:39,113 --> 00:16:40,774
Glen and I are both nonbinary.

319
00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:43,124
That’s kind of the point.
We go by they/them.

320
00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:44,999
Yeah, but they/them
have always been plural.

321
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,004
"Strunk and White,"

322
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:48,281
the Holy Bible of the English
language, dictates that.

323
00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:51,536
Why don’t you drag yourself
into the 21st century, ass wad?

324
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,954
Language evolves, taint breath.

325
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,331
Besides, Strunk and White
have been dead for years.

326
00:16:56,336 --> 00:16:59,374
Please show my niblings the
simple respect they deserve.

327
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,879
- Hear, hear.
- Your niblings?

328
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:02,963
Yeah, other acceptable,
gender-neutral terms

329
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:04,548
for niece and nephew are niephling,

330
00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:05,803
chibling, and sibkid.

331
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:07,768
Oh, my God, you are so cute. I love you.

332
00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:08,863
Yeah, it’s very cute

333
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:11,569
and stupid because those aren’t words!

334
00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:13,725
The hell is the matter with you people?

335
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:19,882
Jeeves, will you please
come with me right now!

336
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,858
But of course.

337
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,512
I told you!

338
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,725
What did I tell you about being down...

339
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,824
So what... where... Jeeves!

340
00:17:30,829 --> 00:17:31,949
Jeeves!

341
00:17:31,954 --> 00:17:33,796
What a dick.

342
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,960
I told you to guard
this door, you moron,

343
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,000
not to insult my guests!

344
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:43,003
If I wasn’t so desperate for
help, I’d kill you myself.

345
00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:44,304
Why don’t you just put up some cameras?

346
00:17:44,308 --> 00:17:47,194
Because I have nosy teenagers,

347
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,829
and I can’t take any chances.

348
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,498
Well, what are you
hiding in there anyway?

349
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,593
If you must know, my girlfriend.

350
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,765
And my husband.

351
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,396
Hooray for Hollywood.

352
00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:07,703
What the hell?

353
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,518
Where the hell is everybody?

354
00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:22,175
Oh, my God.

355
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,461
Oh, my God!

356
00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:33,713
No.

357
00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,056
Oh.

358
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,767
Oh.

359
00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:46,487
Oh, my God.

360
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,260
Nica?

361
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,795
Jen-Jen, what’s going on?

362
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,930
Don’t sneak up on me like that.

363
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,295
What are you doing in here?

364
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,709
Just...

365
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,506
Holy shit.

366
00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:15,022
Jesus, what the...

367
00:19:15,027 --> 00:19:16,317
Oh, my God!

368
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,725
Let us out! We’re stuck!

369
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:23,744
I think he’s... I think he’s dead.

370
00:19:23,749 --> 00:19:25,123
He’s dead?

371
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,380
Mom, what happened?

372
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:29,635
Uh..

373
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,900
Ha!

374
00:19:32,017 --> 00:19:36,817
The first victim is the butler.

375
00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:39,034
For Glen and Glenda.

376
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:42,339
You know how the twins
love a murder mystery.

377
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:45,974
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is a murder mystery party?

378
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:47,996
Exactly, Gina.

379
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,459
You know I love that.

380
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:52,264
That’s why I hired this Jeeves here.

381
00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:56,779
But now he’s murdered.

382
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:59,795
Not really, he’s just,
you know, an actor.

383
00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:03,413
That guy is no actor.

384
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,668
He’s solid oak.

385
00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,584
I can see his eyes moving from here.

386
00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:10,733
We are all going to solve this mystery.

387
00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:15,702
I need to know who killed Jeeves

388
00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:20,881
and who opened the bedroom door.

389
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,096
All of you are suspects,

390
00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:27,722
each and every one of you.

391
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,557
And I am going to find out

392
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:34,272
who did it.

393
00:20:34,429 --> 00:20:38,139
All right, so we have Sal De Marco.

394
00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:39,604
Dude, I don’t care what Joey says,

395
00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:41,667
you are killing it as a dead guy.

396
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:46,972
It says Topanga Security,
so he’s a security officer.

397
00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,699
Our first clue.

398
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:51,834
No, no, that doesn’t mean anything.

399
00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:55,195
The jury will please disregard.

400
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,089
Gina, give me that.

401
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,519
Oh!

402
00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,717
Arsenic.

403
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,167
How do you know what
arsenic smells like?

404
00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:09,796
And what is so important
about that room?

405
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,046
Yeah, it looks like Rapunzel’s
bedroom or something.

406
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,140
It looks like Rapunzel had
a really bad tummy ache.

407
00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:16,531
Yuck.

408
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,166
Jennifer, who’s your decorator?

409
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:22,523
I am going to be
asking all the questions

410
00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:24,460
from here on out.

411
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:28,781
Now I kindly request
that the assembled company

412
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,724
please retire to the drawing room.

413
00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:32,899
What is that?

414
00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:34,796
It’s called the living room.

415
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,909
Okay, bye.

416
00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,334
I’ll join you later.

417
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,249
- Good job, Jeeves.
- Mm-hmm.

418
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:41,950
Yes, bye.

419
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:48,148
You too, Ms. Snoopy Pants.

420
00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:50,443
Go on, get out of here.

421
00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:00,222
Nica?

422
00:22:00,782 --> 00:22:06,266
Nica, where are you?

423
00:22:21,977 --> 00:22:25,952
_

424
00:22:25,957 --> 00:22:29,894
The champagne was served
shortly after 8:00.

425
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:35,333
The lights went out at 8:30.
That was the time of death.

426
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:41,183
So since all of you are still alive,

427
00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:46,973
I’m deducing that sometime
between 8:00 and 8:30,

428
00:22:46,978 --> 00:22:50,688
the killer put the poison

429
00:22:50,693 --> 00:22:53,533
in the champagne bottle.

430
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,722
Mm.

431
00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:57,771
But we were all in here
together, guv’nor.

432
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,986
So any of us could have done it.

433
00:22:59,991 --> 00:23:02,121
- Mm-hmm.
- Exactly.

434
00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:03,666
- Sutton.
- Yes.

435
00:23:03,671 --> 00:23:09,051
How did you feel when Jeeves
told everybody he screwed you?

436
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,246
Angry enough to kill him?

437
00:23:11,251 --> 00:23:13,666
Well, Gina hated him too.

438
00:23:13,671 --> 00:23:15,286
Yeah, but I didn’t bugger him.

439
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,582
Maybe both of you did it.

440
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:18,714
In cahoots, that would be fun.

441
00:23:18,719 --> 00:23:20,678
It weren’t me, mate.

442
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:25,253
As I recall, the gentleman had the gall

443
00:23:25,258 --> 00:23:30,600
to insult Italians, which,
Joey, will give you the motive

444
00:23:30,605 --> 00:23:32,865
to kill him to defend your honor.

445
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,121
Gina, what are you doing?

446
00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,456
I’m trying to do that ’80s...

447
00:23:35,461 --> 00:23:37,341
- Well, no...
- You know, BBC sort of thing.

448
00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:38,464
Just stop.

449
00:23:38,469 --> 00:23:39,950
I know, it’s not... Listen,
I didn’t practice it.

450
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,124
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, wait.

451
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:44,355
Listen, you’ll love this one. Um...

452
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:49,090
Don’t blame me, stranger,
for your troubles.

453
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:51,170
I’m innocent.

454
00:23:51,267 --> 00:23:52,372
Yeah?

455
00:23:52,377 --> 00:23:53,698
Okay, yeah,

456
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:56,042
that was brilliant,
that was brilliant, Gina.

457
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,331
Maybe you should lay off
the champagne a little bit.

458
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:00,586
Auntie Gina, what about this?

459
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,117
Joey here must have
killed the poor sod

460
00:24:03,122 --> 00:24:04,634
in self-defense.

461
00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:07,761
Oh, that’s so good. Bravo.

462
00:24:07,766 --> 00:24:09,308
We’re kind of anglophiles.

463
00:24:09,313 --> 00:24:10,464
You know, maybe we need

464
00:24:10,469 --> 00:24:12,599
some forensic accountants around here.

465
00:24:12,814 --> 00:24:14,602
What, what, what? Forensics, why?

466
00:24:14,607 --> 00:24:17,495
Jen, this is Beverly Hills.

467
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,840
All crimes are almost
always about money.

468
00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:22,667
Oh, I see.

469
00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,932
You’re just rehashing
your "Housewives" bit

470
00:24:25,937 --> 00:24:27,317
from season 11.

471
00:24:27,322 --> 00:24:29,117
It was not a bit.

472
00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:31,863
Hey, hey, how about this?

473
00:24:36,218 --> 00:24:37,375
"Basic Instinct."

474
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:38,630
No one wants to see that, Joe.

475
00:24:38,635 --> 00:24:40,331
You didn’t mind at Cannes.

476
00:24:40,336 --> 00:24:43,673
All right, all of you are
behaving very strangely

477
00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:46,388
and very suspiciously, so...

478
00:24:46,393 --> 00:24:48,733
You’re behaving pretty
peculiarly yourself.

479
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:55,139
I’m the detective, so
I know I didn’t do it.

480
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:58,941
But all of you had multiple motives,

481
00:24:58,946 --> 00:25:01,774
especially when the victim

482
00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:05,239
refused to honor my kids’ pronouns.

483
00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:08,454
Who would commit murder over pronouns?

484
00:25:08,459 --> 00:25:12,159
Each and every one of you

485
00:25:12,164 --> 00:25:15,246
because I know you all
love Glen and Glenda

486
00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:16,841
as much as I do,

487
00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:21,511
and I love each and
every one of you for it.

488
00:25:21,632 --> 00:25:23,129
Even you, Meg.

489
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:26,894
What about them?

490
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,192
- Us?
- Yeah.

491
00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:30,617
True, true.

492
00:25:30,622 --> 00:25:34,206
You two have as much motive
to kill that man as we do.

493
00:25:34,581 --> 00:25:36,598
That’s ridiculous.

494
00:25:36,611 --> 00:25:41,821
I mean, if we killed
every small-minded idiot

495
00:25:41,826 --> 00:25:44,996
that insulted us, half the
country would be dead by now.

496
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,301
And we wouldn’t hurt a fly.

497
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:50,987
Uh...

498
00:25:54,868 --> 00:25:59,706
Um, if you’ll excuse me
for a moment, a little...

499
00:25:59,711 --> 00:26:01,291
A little emergency.

500
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:03,716
I have to go put out some fires.

501
00:26:07,648 --> 00:26:09,417
Nica?

502
00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,522
Nica?

503
00:26:18,056 --> 00:26:21,766
Oh, Gina, you just about
gave me a heart attack.

504
00:26:21,771 --> 00:26:24,362
I wasn’t expecting you.

505
00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:27,174
Jen, why the hell are you hanging out

506
00:26:27,179 --> 00:26:29,323
with a Beverly Hills housewife?

507
00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:33,276
Beverly Hills is just a state of mind.

508
00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:36,741
Sutton is... she’s odd but nice.

509
00:26:36,746 --> 00:26:38,296
Jen, are you sleeping with Sutton?

510
00:26:38,301 --> 00:26:40,623
No, Sutton?

511
00:26:40,628 --> 00:26:41,932
No.

512
00:26:41,937 --> 00:26:43,613
Okay, well, I mean, you’re
sleeping with someone ’cause...

513
00:26:43,617 --> 00:26:44,782
- No, I’m not.
- You ghosted me.

514
00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:46,416
- No, no.
- Come on, you could tell me.

515
00:26:46,421 --> 00:26:49,987
No, Gina, Gina, there’s only you.

516
00:26:50,307 --> 00:26:53,018
Only you.

517
00:26:53,442 --> 00:26:55,322
- Can I tell you a secret, Jen?
- Sure.

518
00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:56,747
Yes, I like secrets.

519
00:26:56,752 --> 00:26:58,370
Do you know when we first met?

520
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:01,017
Yes, I remember that.
It was, yeah, a Saturday.

521
00:27:01,022 --> 00:27:03,312
Yes. It was a Saturday?

522
00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:05,187
- Yes, and...
- Oh, you’re so romantic.

523
00:27:05,192 --> 00:27:06,974
Oh, what are you doing?

524
00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:09,756
- So when we first met...
- Yes?

525
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,381
I kind of thought you were boring.

526
00:27:11,386 --> 00:27:13,226
What... what... What are you doing?

527
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,682
- A little actress-y maybe.
- Um, yeah.

528
00:27:15,687 --> 00:27:17,924
- And then you did that "Chucky" movie.
- Yes.

529
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,954
And you just kind of
became a little detached.

530
00:27:19,959 --> 00:27:20,959
Oh, yeah.

531
00:27:20,964 --> 00:27:22,504
A little distant,

532
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,129
kind of irresistible.

533
00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:25,684
Oh, yeah, I...

534
00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:28,109
I hear that a lot, yes.

535
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,654
- Jen.
- Uh-huh?

536
00:27:29,659 --> 00:27:32,008
I think we shouldn’t hide anymore.

537
00:27:32,013 --> 00:27:33,635
I think we should tell
everyone we’re together.

538
00:27:33,639 --> 00:27:34,698
I’m sick of it.

539
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,722
Seriously, I know before
we were worried about work,

540
00:27:36,726 --> 00:27:39,390
but now it would actually
help us get jobs, to be honest.

541
00:27:39,395 --> 00:27:41,370
Oh, um, um, Gi...

542
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,478
Gina, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

543
00:27:44,922 --> 00:27:46,052
Gina?

544
00:27:46,475 --> 00:27:47,815
Yes, Jen.

545
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,831
Can I ask you a question?

546
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,416
Anything.

547
00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:54,034
Did you kill the butler?

548
00:27:54,163 --> 00:27:55,453
What?

549
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,458
The butler, did you kill him?

550
00:27:58,518 --> 00:28:00,495
- I just want to know.
- Okay.

551
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,807
Mm-hmm.

552
00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:03,652
I could see baby...

553
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:06,417
wants to play some more, hmm?

554
00:28:06,422 --> 00:28:09,190
Fraulein wants to role play.

555
00:28:09,195 --> 00:28:10,912
No, no, she doesn’t.

556
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:13,257
Sure, I’d do anything for you.

557
00:28:13,262 --> 00:28:17,729
Why, in fact, Mama
has a surprise for you.

558
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:21,034
I brought you something very special.

559
00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:24,049
You wait here for me while I go get it.

560
00:28:24,054 --> 00:28:25,184
Uh, yes, I’m not...

561
00:28:25,189 --> 00:28:26,323
You won’t go anywhere?

562
00:28:26,328 --> 00:28:28,273
You’re not going to be a
bad, little Liebchen, are you?

563
00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:29,417
I’m not going to be...

564
00:28:29,422 --> 00:28:30,707
Because you would be
punished if you are.

565
00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,245
A bad little Liebchen.

566
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,106
I’m just going to wait right here.

567
00:28:35,111 --> 00:28:37,031
- Okay.
- Okay.

568
00:28:38,456 --> 00:28:41,159
Oh, you’re...

569
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,748
Um, bye, Gina.

570
00:29:00,082 --> 00:29:02,672
Nica.

571
00:29:03,924 --> 00:29:05,714
Nica, are you there?

572
00:29:07,321 --> 00:29:09,611
Ah! Oh, oh, oh, oh!

573
00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:14,318
Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!

574
00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:16,283
It’s not a good time.

575
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,588
No, Joey, I’m very, very busy.

576
00:29:17,593 --> 00:29:19,459
What... you’re...

577
00:29:19,464 --> 00:29:20,464
- Gina.
- Uh, yeah?

578
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:21,743
I think she still wants to bang you.

579
00:29:21,747 --> 00:29:23,117
Yeah, probably.

580
00:29:23,122 --> 00:29:26,146
But I’m totally down
for it if you let me watch.

581
00:29:26,151 --> 00:29:28,341
No, Joey, Joey.

582
00:29:28,346 --> 00:29:31,459
I have a question for you.

583
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:34,987
Did you kill the butler?

584
00:29:34,995 --> 00:29:37,035
- I’ll tell you.
- Hmm?

585
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,841
- If you blow me.
- Ah!

586
00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:41,806
Not now, Joey. I’m really, really busy.

587
00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,427
I’ll catch you later.

588
00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,909
I swear I didn’t kill him.

589
00:29:47,914 --> 00:29:49,966
He was dead when I came down to get you.

590
00:29:50,449 --> 00:29:52,273
Do you believe me?

591
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,098
Yeah.

592
00:29:57,173 --> 00:29:58,633
Everything was working.

593
00:29:58,638 --> 00:30:00,438
I mean, she’s totally
distracted by the party,

594
00:30:00,443 --> 00:30:02,158
and everybody’s fawning over her,

595
00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:05,310
and she’s pretty drunk, like usual.

596
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:07,124
She’s got this new security system,

597
00:30:07,129 --> 00:30:10,082
and I can’t just take you out
the back door like we planned.

598
00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:11,568
And until the power comes back on,

599
00:30:11,573 --> 00:30:12,905
I can’t even get
you out of the basement

600
00:30:12,909 --> 00:30:14,544
because we need the elevator.

601
00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:16,584
Are you sure she doesn’t
know about this room?

602
00:30:16,912 --> 00:30:18,412
Yeah.

603
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,568
It’s the only part of
the house her stupid app

604
00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:22,318
doesn’t know about.

605
00:30:23,457 --> 00:30:25,623
She never knew about this room.

606
00:30:26,082 --> 00:30:28,044
Me and Glenda found
it when we were nine.

607
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Glen.

608
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:36,004
I cannot go back.

609
00:30:37,261 --> 00:30:42,782
Nica, I promise you’re
leaving this house tonight.

610
00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:46,431
Sorry.

611
00:30:50,031 --> 00:30:53,732
_

612
00:30:53,891 --> 00:30:57,101
This is my big courtroom scene.

613
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,466
Jim Carrey said I was the best actress

614
00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:05,576
he ever worked with, even
better than Nicole Kidman.

615
00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:08,461
Yeah, he said "Jennifer Tilly",

616
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:12,420
"you should have another...

617
00:31:12,425 --> 00:31:14,505
Another..."

618
00:31:17,966 --> 00:31:19,756
And she’s out.

619
00:31:20,428 --> 00:31:22,388
Ridiculous.

620
00:31:22,393 --> 00:31:23,943
Glenda.

621
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,158
I want to see what she’s
hiding in that room.

622
00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:29,418
Skullduggery!

623
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:31,133
I didn’t think you had it in you.

624
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:36,311
- Can’t get in?
- As if.

625
00:31:45,007 --> 00:31:46,467
Where’d did you get those?

626
00:31:46,517 --> 00:31:48,536
Auntie Gina gave them to me.

627
00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:53,107
Oh, wait.

628
00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:01,948
We have no idea what’s in there.

629
00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:12,644
I think we should get out of here.

630
00:32:14,414 --> 00:32:15,613
Grow a pair.

631
00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:20,476
Okay, okay, okay.

632
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,606
Oh, God! Oh, God,
you’ve gotta help me!

633
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,769
- Are you Glen?
- No, I’m Glenda.

634
00:32:27,204 --> 00:32:28,792
How do you know who we are?

635
00:32:28,797 --> 00:32:30,507
Your mother is a psychotic murderer

636
00:32:30,512 --> 00:32:31,762
who thinks she’s in love with me,

637
00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:33,086
and she chopped off all my limbs,

638
00:32:33,091 --> 00:32:35,221
and she’s kept me
trapped in here for a year.

639
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:36,925
- Mom’s a murderer?
- Mom’s a lesbian?

640
00:32:36,930 --> 00:32:38,640
She’s not who you think she is.

641
00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:39,988
We have to get you out of here.

642
00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,402
Wait, what if she’s lying?

643
00:32:41,407 --> 00:32:42,737
Glenda, who would lie about this?

644
00:32:42,742 --> 00:32:44,738
- You’re so naive.
- And you’re impulsive.

645
00:32:44,743 --> 00:32:47,156
- I’m getting the wheelchair.
- Wait!

646
00:32:47,161 --> 00:32:49,331
You can’t just wheel
me out of here, okay?

647
00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:50,839
I’m wanted in five states,

648
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,495
and I’m not going back to the asylum.

649
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,238
What’d you do?

650
00:32:54,595 --> 00:32:56,613
I was framed.

651
00:32:57,482 --> 00:32:59,022
Sure.

652
00:32:59,027 --> 00:33:00,947
Look,

653
00:33:00,952 --> 00:33:04,252
I have no home and no family.

654
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:08,393
But before I can just
waltz on out of here,

655
00:33:08,398 --> 00:33:09,608
I need a safe place to go,

656
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,943
or your mother is gonna hunt me down.

657
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,378
Yoo-hoo, sweet faces!

658
00:33:14,767 --> 00:33:16,003
Get out of this room, okay?

659
00:33:16,008 --> 00:33:18,348
Gag me and get out of here.
Don’t tell her you found me.

660
00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:20,223
I have a plan if you help me.

661
00:33:20,228 --> 00:33:21,938
Of course we’ll help you.

662
00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:24,035
I’ll distract Mom.

663
00:33:47,504 --> 00:33:48,884
Oops.

664
00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,678
Forgot this.

665
00:33:50,683 --> 00:33:52,054
Ow.

666
00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,859
What the hell is wrong with you?

667
00:34:23,766 --> 00:34:25,463
Glenda.

668
00:34:27,013 --> 00:34:30,348
You’re even more
beautiful than I imagined.

669
00:34:31,557 --> 00:34:33,520
Thanks, but what’s it to you?

670
00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:37,246
Because I’m your dad.

671
00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:43,028
Chucky!

672
00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,614
I got trapped in this body,

673
00:34:46,619 --> 00:34:48,329
and your mom’s holding me hostage.

674
00:34:50,249 --> 00:34:51,919
What do you know about my dad?

675
00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:53,618
Did you do something to him?

676
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,481
Glenda, it’s me.

677
00:34:57,647 --> 00:34:59,857
My dad bailed on us.

678
00:34:59,862 --> 00:35:01,362
Do you know what it does to a kid

679
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,367
when a parent decides
they’re not worth staying for?

680
00:35:04,691 --> 00:35:07,840
It leaves a big, empty hole
in your chest right here.

681
00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:09,864
That’s what it does.

682
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,551
You got a hole in your chest?

683
00:35:12,853 --> 00:35:14,739
Let me see.

684
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:16,800
It’s a fucking metaphor.

685
00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:23,729
That’s right.

686
00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:25,692
Give your dad hell, kid.

687
00:35:26,256 --> 00:35:30,027
But listen, I didn’t bail on the family.

688
00:35:30,032 --> 00:35:31,372
I wanted to stay,

689
00:35:31,377 --> 00:35:33,997
but your mom drove me away
and lied to you about it.

690
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:35,872
This is all bullshit.

691
00:35:36,075 --> 00:35:38,875
Deep down, you know it’s true.

692
00:35:39,114 --> 00:35:41,614
So when you’re ready
to get revenge on your mom

693
00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:43,579
for keeping us apart, come back.

694
00:35:43,584 --> 00:35:46,255
I got a plan, shit-face.

695
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,065
What did you just call me?

696
00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:56,239
Shit-face.

697
00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:59,192
I always meant it affectionately.

698
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:08,458
_

699
00:36:08,463 --> 00:36:10,553
Hello, Billy.

700
00:36:10,558 --> 00:36:12,178
It’s Billy the bear.

701
00:36:12,251 --> 00:36:14,075
Hello, Billy.

702
00:36:14,318 --> 00:36:15,778
Ah.

703
00:36:15,929 --> 00:36:17,919
Ah.

704
00:36:19,529 --> 00:36:21,731
What? What is it?

705
00:36:23,794 --> 00:36:25,674
My pinky itches.

706
00:36:27,826 --> 00:36:29,036
Huh.

707
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:31,081
Sometimes it’s like

708
00:36:31,086 --> 00:36:34,122
I can still feel things,

709
00:36:35,049 --> 00:36:38,299
like my brain hasn’t caught
up to my body or something.

710
00:36:41,181 --> 00:36:43,419
Sometimes I feel like that too.

711
00:36:44,549 --> 00:36:46,848
Like something’s missing.

712
00:36:47,737 --> 00:36:49,447
Inside.

713
00:36:52,951 --> 00:36:54,867
You’re a good kid, Glen.

714
00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:59,559
You’re definitely not like your parents.

715
00:37:01,543 --> 00:37:03,293
Do you know my dad too?

716
00:37:11,156 --> 00:37:13,076
Yeah.

717
00:37:15,352 --> 00:37:18,547
Is he as crazy as my mom is?

718
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,560
Yeah.

719
00:37:33,779 --> 00:37:35,069
It’s now or never.

720
00:38:11,451 --> 00:38:13,405
Oh.

721
00:38:13,841 --> 00:38:17,014
You ready to kill your mom, shit-face?

722
00:38:17,945 --> 00:38:20,275
What did you just say to me, Nica?

723
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,635
Oh, I’m not Nica.

724
00:38:27,524 --> 00:38:29,114
Glen’s a wuss.

725
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:30,639
They never would’ve
agreed to kill Mom.

726
00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:33,124
Oh, that’s too bad.

727
00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,077
Now...

728
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,040
where are my arms?

729
00:38:39,045 --> 00:38:40,835
You know what, pig?

730
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,413
I think you killed
Jeeves, didn’t you, Meg?

731
00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:46,046
What the hell are you talking about?

732
00:38:46,051 --> 00:38:47,891
I’m a little confused right now.

733
00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:49,856
I thought it was just a...

734
00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:51,358
How did you get in that room?

735
00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:53,147
How did you get in there? It was locked.

736
00:38:53,152 --> 00:38:54,569
No, it wasn’t. It was open.

737
00:38:54,574 --> 00:38:56,460
It was not open. It was locked.

738
00:38:56,465 --> 00:38:57,754
Jen, would you stop this?

739
00:38:57,759 --> 00:38:59,570
- I bet you killed Jeeves.
- Just stop it.

740
00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:01,335
- You killed him, didn’t you?
- Just stop it.

741
00:39:12,913 --> 00:39:14,857
Hiya, Tiff.

742
00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:20,090
Oh, Chucky, why don’t
you just die already?

743
00:39:25,142 --> 00:39:27,152
You first.

744
00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,867
_

745
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:41,980
Chucky, please, we can
still work things out.

746
00:39:42,754 --> 00:39:45,900
The only thing left to work out, Tiff,

747
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:50,575
is whether I shoot you
in the head or the heart.

748
00:39:50,915 --> 00:39:54,331
You already broke my heart, Chucky.

749
00:39:54,515 --> 00:39:56,676
Okay, the head it is.

750
00:39:57,088 --> 00:39:59,838
I’m so sorry, so is she
supposed to be the murderer?

751
00:39:59,843 --> 00:40:01,758
Because we haven’t met
her. It’s not totally fair.

752
00:40:01,762 --> 00:40:02,887
I don’t really know her.

753
00:40:02,892 --> 00:40:04,802
The wheelchair, we need to
check it for fingerprints.

754
00:40:04,806 --> 00:40:06,255
Really, Meg? You want
to play the game now?

755
00:40:06,259 --> 00:40:08,089
Hold this. It’s going on the Gram.

756
00:40:08,094 --> 00:40:09,340
Please, Chucky.

757
00:40:09,345 --> 00:40:11,135
You know...

758
00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:14,869
I’m almost gonna miss you, Tiff.

759
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,473
No! Oh, no!

760
00:40:16,478 --> 00:40:17,648
Almost!

761
00:40:22,415 --> 00:40:24,029
Glenda, what the fuck?

762
00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:26,124
Sorry, somebody must
have taken the bullets.

763
00:40:26,129 --> 00:40:28,652
You bastard!

764
00:40:29,289 --> 00:40:30,869
I’m sorry, Nica.

765
00:40:30,874 --> 00:40:34,215
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

766
00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:36,168
Are you following this?
Are you following this at all?

767
00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,292
Yes, it’s fabulous.

768
00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:40,105
I love you, I love you.

769
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,254
- Nica!
- I’m sorry.

770
00:40:43,259 --> 00:40:44,675
- Come on!
- I’m sorry.

771
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,510
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

772
00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:47,765
Who’s Nica?

773
00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,900
- Who’s Nica?
- No, no!

774
00:40:56,422 --> 00:40:58,436
- Come on.
- I’m not going.

775
00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:00,171
What?

776
00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:01,733
I can’t just leave Mom like this,

777
00:41:01,738 --> 00:41:03,296
especially after what you
just tried to do to her.

778
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,920
What about me?

779
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,709
I can’t.

780
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,405
Mom needs help. We all do.

781
00:41:10,497 --> 00:41:12,077
Fine!

782
00:41:12,993 --> 00:41:14,694
Just ask her,

783
00:41:14,699 --> 00:41:18,764
who’s Tiffany Valentine?

784
00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:36,170
No!

785
00:41:36,475 --> 00:41:38,145
No!

786
00:41:47,219 --> 00:41:51,033
Nica, stop, stop!

787
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,459
No!

788
00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:05,537
No!

789
00:42:08,617 --> 00:42:10,949
Nice to finally meet you.

790
00:42:10,954 --> 00:42:13,334
- I’m Kyle.
- Nica.

791
00:42:14,341 --> 00:42:19,971
No, Nica! Nica, come back!

792
00:42:20,084 --> 00:42:23,363
No!

793
00:42:24,358 --> 00:42:26,527
No!

794
00:42:26,831 --> 00:42:28,163
Where’s Glen?

795
00:42:28,168 --> 00:42:30,530
They’re not coming. Just drive.

796
00:42:33,130 --> 00:42:36,090
No!

797
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:37,555
No... ahh!

798
00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:43,995
Brava!

799
00:42:44,216 --> 00:42:45,370
Brava!

800
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:48,191
This is the best murder mystery party

801
00:42:48,196 --> 00:42:49,946
I’ve ever been to ever.

802
00:42:49,951 --> 00:42:51,269
Brava, Jen!

803
00:42:51,274 --> 00:42:53,114
I didn’t understand
a thing that happened,

804
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:54,863
but I loved every minute of it!

805
00:42:54,868 --> 00:42:57,078
- Wait, hey.
- Hm?

806
00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:58,701
Where’s Joey?

807
00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:01,166
To help us figure it all out,

808
00:43:01,316 --> 00:43:04,526
please welcome one of my biggest fans,

809
00:43:04,531 --> 00:43:09,281
WWE superstar Liv Morgan!

810
00:43:21,736 --> 00:43:24,143
Liv, welcome to the show.

811
00:43:24,148 --> 00:43:25,398
Thank you, Chucky.

812
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:27,421
It’s truly an honor to be here with you.

813
00:43:27,426 --> 00:43:29,143
Fantastic.

814
00:43:29,413 --> 00:43:31,463
Who do you think killed the butler?

815
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,009
Well, I have a theory.

816
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:35,393
It’s always the person
you least suspect,

817
00:43:35,398 --> 00:43:36,893
so I’m gonna have to go with Meg.

818
00:43:36,898 --> 00:43:39,378
I mean, did you see "Agnes of God"?

819
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:41,683
Nope, never heard of it.

820
00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:45,097
Now let’s roll the tape.

821
00:43:45,339 --> 00:43:48,419
Just enough left for me.

822
00:43:51,479 --> 00:43:53,487
- Champagne?
- We’d love some.

823
00:43:53,492 --> 00:43:54,565
We’d love some too.

824
00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:55,949
Ta-da!

825
00:43:55,954 --> 00:43:58,065
Oh, Jen, you look stunning.

826
00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,144
Thank you.

827
00:43:59,149 --> 00:44:01,862
- Mm, there’s my girl.
- You know it!

828
00:44:01,867 --> 00:44:03,827
What are you doing?

829
00:44:03,832 --> 00:44:05,292
You’re supposed to be downstairs.

830
00:44:05,297 --> 00:44:07,581
- I was improvising.
- Well, don’t.

831
00:44:11,436 --> 00:44:15,080
Apparently, Glenda always
keeps some strychnine handy.

832
00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,295
You must be so proud.

833
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:22,154
But they were supposed
to kill my ho-bag ex too,

834
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,706
so...

835
00:44:24,013 --> 00:44:28,343
who took the bullets out of the gun?

836
00:44:28,470 --> 00:44:29,761
Sutton?

837
00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:33,069
You’re not very good at this, are you?

838
00:44:37,214 --> 00:44:38,948
I knew it.

839
00:44:39,406 --> 00:44:42,690
I knew she was seeing someone else.

840
00:44:42,695 --> 00:44:47,653
Uh, it’s not what you think.

841
00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:50,231
Really, Joey no-pants?

842
00:44:52,518 --> 00:44:54,216
Okay, it’s what you think.

843
00:44:56,139 --> 00:44:59,562
I’m in love with her,
okay? What are you doing?

844
00:44:59,567 --> 00:45:01,668
Just being a dick,
getting your rocks off?

845
00:45:01,673 --> 00:45:03,606
I love her too.

846
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:09,335
Or maybe it’s less. I don’t know.

847
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,800
What’s the right answer?

848
00:45:10,805 --> 00:45:14,027
Why don’t you try honesty,
Joey, for once in your life?

849
00:45:14,032 --> 00:45:16,662
Honesty is the only thing that’s gonna

850
00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:17,957
get you out of here alive.

851
00:45:17,962 --> 00:45:20,712
Um, Gina, I, uh...

852
00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:22,606
I just got this suit.

853
00:45:22,611 --> 00:45:23,910
It’s Armani.

854
00:45:24,039 --> 00:45:27,770
Do you love her or not?

855
00:45:31,575 --> 00:45:33,293
I love her.

856
00:45:33,925 --> 00:45:35,635
Wrong answer.

857
00:45:51,233 --> 00:45:53,273
Wait, I’m confused.

858
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:54,911
So how did Gina get the gun?

859
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:58,778
Okay, so Glenda knew
they were gonna need a gun

860
00:45:58,783 --> 00:46:00,913
to take care of Tiff for me,

861
00:46:00,918 --> 00:46:03,248
so they asked Auntie
Gina to get ’em one

862
00:46:03,253 --> 00:46:04,503
for their birthday.

863
00:46:04,508 --> 00:46:06,871
Now, this is called
a Sutty Butty Butthole.

864
00:46:06,876 --> 00:46:09,126
It tastes much better than it sounds.

865
00:46:09,131 --> 00:46:11,551
Actually, it sounds delicious.

866
00:46:23,061 --> 00:46:24,431
What a cool aunt.

867
00:46:24,444 --> 00:46:27,824
But then Gina took the gun
to deal with Joey.

868
00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:29,185
Tricky minx.

869
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:32,020
She shot him and hid
his body in the elevator.

870
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,709
She’s clearly a sociopath,
not to mention smokin’ hot.

871
00:46:35,714 --> 00:46:37,652
I might have to look her up later.

872
00:46:37,657 --> 00:46:41,697
But she’s been sleeping
with Tiffany for years,

873
00:46:41,702 --> 00:46:43,662
just like Joey.

874
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,577
Aren’t you upset at that, Chucky?

875
00:46:45,582 --> 00:46:46,872
Yeah.

876
00:46:46,877 --> 00:46:49,381
I think I need a hug.

877
00:46:49,627 --> 00:46:52,247
You like to be hugged.

878
00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:58,357
You’re such a big boy.

879
00:46:58,879 --> 00:47:02,759
Now there’s just one more thing.

880
00:47:02,872 --> 00:47:05,892
The network’s concerned
fans might have missed

881
00:47:05,897 --> 00:47:08,053
seeing yours truly in action.

882
00:47:08,156 --> 00:47:10,616
Plus, they’ve probably missed hearing

883
00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:12,771
my ten allotted F-bombs.

884
00:47:12,776 --> 00:47:15,474
Wait, they only give you
ten F-bombs per episode?

885
00:47:15,576 --> 00:47:18,441
Liv, can you help me out?

886
00:47:18,446 --> 00:47:21,326
- How?
- Roll the tape.

887
00:47:21,331 --> 00:47:23,154
I want Chucky to kill me.

888
00:47:23,159 --> 00:47:25,579
Isn’t that a dream?

889
00:47:25,775 --> 00:47:26,779
It’s a dream.

890
00:47:26,784 --> 00:47:29,621
I don’t want a starring
role. I don’t want a lead.

891
00:47:29,626 --> 00:47:33,926
I just want to be brutally
murdered by Chucky.

892
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:44,925
Come on now, Chucky, you
know I was only kid...

893
00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:52,560
Fuck!

894
00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:56,396
Fuck! Fuck!

895
00:47:56,401 --> 00:48:01,778
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

896
00:48:03,918 --> 00:48:05,838
Thank you.

897
00:48:05,843 --> 00:48:07,537
Thank you very much.

898
00:48:07,631 --> 00:48:12,599
This concludes our very
special episode of "Chucky."

899
00:48:12,604 --> 00:48:14,274
Tune in again next week

900
00:48:14,279 --> 00:48:18,789
as I continue to torture
those dipshit kids.

901
00:48:18,807 --> 00:48:22,513
Good night and sweet dreams.

902
00:48:22,518 --> 00:48:23,803
Fuck, fuck, fu...

903
00:48:25,182 --> 00:48:28,182
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