1 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,964 Living in a small Texas town, 2 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,799 a few things are guaranteed: 3 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,760 Someone nearby will have chickens... 4 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,095 - George... - Yeah? 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,513 Go shoot those chickens. 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,057 ...everyone will know your business... 7 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,809 You sure you want to eat that? 8 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:18,561 Why not? 9 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,605 I heard your triglycerides are through the roof. 10 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:22,940 Who told you that? 11 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,775 My brother plays poker with your doctor. 12 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:32,199 ...but on the brighter side, in a small Texas town, 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,368 people take care of each other. 14 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,954 Oh, I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,625 You know that Veronica Duncan girl? 16 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,128 - The one that Georgie likes? - Yeah. 17 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,381 I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days. 18 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,550 Was it Georgie's birthday or something? 19 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,800 No. 20 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,888 She's just having a rough time at home. 21 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,347 What's going on? 22 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,059 Her mother's boyfriend has a drinking problem, 23 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:01,312 and... things have been getting out of hand. 24 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,998 You waited till I had a beer to tell me 25 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:05,524 - this story, didn't you? - You always have a beer. 26 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,612 So, good news. 27 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,989 We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days. 28 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,240 Oh, not Aunt Ruth. 29 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,909 Her beard is very scratchy. 30 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,619 My sister doesn't have a beard. 31 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,746 - Did she shave it? - It's not Aunt Ruth! 32 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,790 It's Veronica Duncan. 33 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,417 And while she's here, 34 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,712 I expect y'all to be on your best behavior. 35 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:28,378 Why are you looking at me? 36 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:29,798 Was I? 37 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:31,258 Yeah, and you still are. 38 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,803 Where is she going to sleep? 39 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,721 She can have my room. I'm fine on the couch. 40 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:36,846 Thank you. 41 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,140 Why is she staying with us? 42 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:42,311 Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days. 43 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,563 - Why? - Because her family 44 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,774 is dealing with some personal business. 45 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,359 What personal business? 46 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:49,484 Well... 47 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,612 I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk. 48 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,154 Where did you hear that? 49 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,990 Mom told you outside and I heard it. 50 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,161 ♪♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪♪ 51 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,789 ♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪ 52 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,500 ♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪ 53 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,419 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 54 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:11,173 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 55 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,145 Let's sweat! 56 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,480 I plan on it, Richard. 57 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,775 Oh, yeah! 58 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,905 Hello? 59 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,658 Did you know that word "hello" wasn't used as a greeting 60 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,035 until the invention of the telephone? 61 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:42,371 - Hi, John. - To end a phone call, 62 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,875 it was suggested to say, "That is all." 63 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,252 Is that all, John? 64 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,005 No, I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night. 65 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,381 Great. Where we going? 66 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,009 I can't tell you that. It's a surprise. 67 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,903 You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress? 68 00:02:56,927 --> 00:03:00,139 Well, dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant. 69 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,640 Oh, we're going to Puerta Roja. 70 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:05,144 I can't tell you that, it would ruin the surprise. 71 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,355 John, you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there. 72 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:14,361 Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja, but everything else is a surprise. 73 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:15,779 That is all! 74 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,660 One more time! Come on! 75 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,662 ♪♪♪♪ 76 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,138 ♪♪♪♪ 77 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,807 Sorry, Axl. You'll be back. 78 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,101 ♪♪ A clean up woman ♪♪ 79 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,395 ♪♪ Is a woman who ♪♪ 80 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,814 ♪♪ Gets all the love we girls... ♪♪ 81 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,275 - What are you doing? - Documenting. 82 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,444 This may never happen again. 83 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,406 ♪♪ So much about her ♪♪ 84 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,575 ♪♪ Is because she picked up ♪♪ 85 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:02,868 ♪♪ A man of mine ♪♪ 86 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,331 ♪♪ The clean up woman ♪♪ 87 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,167 ♪♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪♪ 88 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,295 ♪♪ She'll give him plenty loving ♪♪ 89 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,673 ♪♪ 24 hours a day ♪♪ 90 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,758 ♪♪ The clean up woman... ♪♪ 91 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,593 What's in there? 92 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,388 - Don't open it. - But what's in there? 93 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,014 Don't open it. 94 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,933 ♪♪ When you dump him in the street... ♪♪ 95 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,562 Are you wearing cologne? 96 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,355 No. 97 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,693 Georgie, I have the olfactory senses of a polar bear. 98 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,987 They can smell a seal through three feet of ice. 99 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,405 Mind your business. 100 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,950 He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory. 101 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,576 Is that from Star Trek? 102 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,786 No, biology. 103 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,414 He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities 104 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,082 in order to attract Veronica. 105 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,252 Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities. 106 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,173 Be the Danza. Be the Danza. 107 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,051 - Be the Danza. - What a doofus. 108 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,721 Hey there. 109 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,472 Thank you for having me, Mrs. Cooper. 110 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:06,974 Hey, Veronica. 111 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,726 - Hi. - Let me take your bag. 112 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,912 - Are you wearing Old Spice? - Don't worry about it. 113 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,062 Here, let me show you around. 114 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,440 Oh. O-Okay. 115 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,066 Of course you remember the living room, 116 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,735 where we have our prayer group. 117 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,862 Oh, my Lord... 118 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:24,199 And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine. 119 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,702 But in the mornings, we dine in the kitchen. 120 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,263 Of course, if you'd like a snack, 121 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,581 that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry. 122 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,042 - You know, where your snack foods would be. - Sure. 123 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,668 Washer, dryer. 124 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:37,087 Plus, we got those little sheets that smell nice 125 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,922 and fight static cling. 126 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,595 - And here's our entertainment room. - Hey, guys. 127 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,679 - Hi. - Hello. 128 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,264 We don't have cable, but we do have 129 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,726 all three major broadcast networks. 130 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,694 Here's the bathroom, for hygiene and whatnot. 131 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,198 And... here's where you'll be sleeping. 132 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,034 Did I take your room? 133 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,078 Yes, but I'll be on the couch, 134 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:10,805 which is right near the TV and the kitchen, 135 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:11,997 so I'm peachy. 136 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,004 Hello. I'm John Sturgis. 137 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:20,339 We have a reservation. 138 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,174 Follow me. 139 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,926 ♪♪♪♪ 140 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,138 Was a reservation really necessary? 141 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,808 I didn't want to take any chances. 142 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,309 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 143 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,811 I sit in that seat. 144 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,646 You sit here. 145 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,314 Oh, uh, okay. 146 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,778 What's going on? 147 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,237 Don't you remember? 148 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,156 John, I don't even remember where I just parked. 149 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,201 I'm recreating our first date! 150 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,329 The same restaurant, the same table, 151 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,664 the same jacket. 152 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,457 Different eyelashes, though, because 153 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,668 they regenerate every two to three months. 154 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,831 Mine are the same, actually. 155 00:06:58,877 --> 00:06:59,878 They're fake. 156 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:05,759 I wanted this night to be special 157 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:10,097 because it's the one year anniversary of that date. 158 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,516 Is that a thing that people our age celebrate? 159 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,269 No idea. I've never been this age before. 160 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,147 And I've never dated anyone for a whole year. 161 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,357 Well... 162 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,860 Happy anniversary. 163 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,662 Sorry for the mess. 164 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,291 I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away. 165 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,293 Where are your clothes? 166 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,544 I threw most of them out. 167 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,920 You didn't have to do that. 168 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,381 It's okay. They were old and full of holes. 169 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,507 And it worked out great. 170 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:48,260 I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth. 171 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,012 Thank you. 172 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,931 Oh. I also hung a cross over the bed for you. 173 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,243 It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter. I glued it together 174 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,894 in Sunday school when I was a kid. 175 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,647 Is... is it too much? I can take it down. 176 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,567 No, it's... 177 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,986 it's really sweet. 178 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,074 Why are you crying? 179 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,577 Did Georgie bring up your unfortunate home life? 180 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,329 Uh, no. 181 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:16,955 Good. My mom said not to, 182 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,624 so that you would be comfortable. 183 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,959 Thank you. 184 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,629 Are you comfortable? 185 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,717 And I remember how cute you looked 186 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,512 in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie. 187 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,891 Well, I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo, but it was. 188 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,979 Thank you for a wonderful year. 189 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:44,233 - To many more. - To many more. 190 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:51,073 Which leads me to the final surprise 191 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,282 of the evening. 192 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,955 - What are you doing? - Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise. 193 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,374 Getting down on one knee, it makes it pretty damn clear. 194 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,918 Surprise! 195 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,345 Connie, will you do me the honor 196 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,138 of being my wife? 197 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,433 Oh, John, I don't know. 198 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,062 How can you not know? It's a binary decision. 199 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,565 It's more complicated th-than that. 200 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,692 I don't see why. We're compatible. 201 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,152 - I know. - We enjoy each other's company. 202 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,823 - I know. - And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom. 203 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,700 There's very little wasted effort. 204 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:35,993 John, sit back down 205 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,411 and lower your voice. 206 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,746 Little help? 207 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,708 - Down is easier than up. - Sure. 208 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,129 Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive, 209 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,339 and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless 210 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,008 the hands that prepared it. 211 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,677 And an extra special thank you for allowing us 212 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,805 to share our home with our friend Veronica. 213 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,515 - Amen. - Oh, yeah. 214 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,434 That's a big amen on that one. 215 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,185 All right, everybody, dig in. 216 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,146 Would you like a dinner roll? 217 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,355 Mmm. Sure. 218 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,317 I find it really rounds out the meal. 219 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,944 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 220 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,488 Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne? 221 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,200 So, Veronica, I understand that you're a junior? 222 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,452 Mm. Yes, sir. 223 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,954 Do you have any plans for after high school? 224 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,332 I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor 225 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,375 - so I can get a teaching degree. - Mm. 226 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,127 I like kids. 227 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,630 Really? Kids? Ugh. 228 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,799 You're so tall and pretty. You should be Vanna White. 229 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,259 How can she be Vanna White? 230 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,761 Vanna White is Vanna White. 231 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,846 Fine. She can be Vanna Blue. 232 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,640 See? This is the kind of nonsense you have 233 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,475 to deal with when you're around kids. 234 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,018 He does have a point. 235 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,771 No. I-I love this. 236 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,856 We never eat dinner together at my house. 237 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,316 You eat alone? 238 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,653 Mostly. Yeah. 239 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,072 Lucky duck. 240 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,118 John... 241 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,703 I've already been married once. 242 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,539 I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again. 243 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,749 Why not? 244 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,919 I was somebody's wife for a long time. 245 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,590 I just like being... Connie Tucker now. 246 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,425 Not Mrs... 247 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,843 somebody else's name. 248 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,262 Well, what if I took your name? 249 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,307 John Tucker, it sounds great. 250 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,519 Like a football player or an astronaut. 251 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,895 You're missing the point. 252 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,272 I just think it's important for people to know 253 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,982 that we're an official couple. 254 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,859 We don't have to be married for that. 255 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,696 Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper. 256 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,075 I understand. Thank you. 257 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,246 Are we good? 258 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,123 Yes. 259 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,335 But if I should pre-decease you... 260 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,256 I want you to have the ring. 261 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,425 - Fine. - It'll be in the... 262 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,928 top right corner of my dresser drawer. 263 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,764 Got it. Under my tube socks. 264 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,732 Veronica. 265 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,024 Veronica. 266 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,109 Come in. 267 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,112 Hey, Sheldon, what's up? 268 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,864 I printed out my bathroom schedule. 269 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,782 I can't speak for anyone else in this family, 270 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,534 but you can count on it being occupied 271 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,869 during these times. 272 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,996 Thank you. 273 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,748 This is very helpful. 274 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,999 I know. 275 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,337 Is there anything else? 276 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,632 There is, but... I'm not allowed to ask about it. 277 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,926 Oh, it's okay. You can ask me anything. 278 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,928 Oh, good. I don't like cats, 279 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,764 but I share their curious nature. 280 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,766 What do you want to know? 281 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,684 Your mom has a boyfriend. 282 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,270 - Yeah. - Where's your father? 283 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,397 I don't know. 284 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,524 Why do you not know? 285 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,818 Well, he left when I was really young 286 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,528 and I never heard from him again. 287 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,363 And why are you staying here? 288 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283 My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice. 289 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,536 I understand. My sister isn't very nice. 290 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,580 So you get it? 291 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,165 I do, thank you. 292 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,667 Okay, well, talk to you later. 293 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,795 But not between 7:00 and 7:12. 294 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,506 Yup, I see it right here. 295 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,892 So... how about 296 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,520 I make us a pot of tea and we'll get cozy? 297 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,104 Sure, sounds good. 298 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,107 Just make yourself comfy, I'll... I'll be right back. 299 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,238 Mint tea? 300 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,616 Or would you like to go crazy and have a little hibiscus? 301 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,670 Ah, damn it. 302 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,255 Buddy, they let you out? 303 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,340 Yeah, but they let Charles in. 304 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,300 Hey, can I join you? 305 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,718 Sure. 306 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,054 What you watching? 307 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,848 Charles in Charge. 308 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,933 It's kind of like Who's the Boss? but with Chachi. 309 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,186 They should have called it Chachi in Charge. 310 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,689 Chachi in Charge. 311 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,691 That's three cha's. I like it. 312 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,653 Georgie, you're so funny. 313 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,405 Really? 314 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,573 Not everybody gets me. 315 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242 I get you. 316 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,540 ♪♪♪♪ 317 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,879 Uh-oh. 318 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,051 Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping with the man, 319 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,303 you should be married to him. 320 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,762 Why do I come here? 321 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,015 I got to find a cooler chick to talk to. 322 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,267 You know I'm right. 323 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,518 I know no such thing. 324 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,895 It's my life, I don't have to do 325 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,605 anything 'cause I'm "supposed to." 326 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,356 I do it because I want to, and right now, 327 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,275 I don't want to, end of story. 328 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,444 - Good morning. - Can I get you some breakfast, honey? 329 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,195 Yes, please. 330 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,699 How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis? 331 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825 You knew about that? 332 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,286 - Yes. - So you knew he was gonna propose? 333 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,538 Propose? No, that's wonderful. 334 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,082 Although it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me. 335 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,834 I thought we were closer than that. 336 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,260 Well, we're not getting married any time soon. 337 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,964 You should. You're old. You don't have many years left. 338 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,301 I really need to meet a whole new group of people. 339 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,890 Hey, what you doin'? 340 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,643 Helping your mom with laundry. 341 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,478 Oh, yeah. That's usually my job. 342 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,861 Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall 343 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,154 and hang out. 344 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,741 Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time. 345 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,201 Maybe I can come along. 346 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,079 Then it wouldn't be girl time. 347 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,289 No, not entirely, but it would be mostly. 348 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,874 Take a hint, dummy. 349 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,471 Greetings. 350 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,682 You've reached Dr. John Sturgis. 351 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,309 Leave a message and I'll be in touch. 352 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,519 Thank you very much. 353 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,562 Hey, that rhymed. 354 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,275 John, I know you're there. Pick up. 355 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,781 If you don't pick up, I'm gonna get really mad. 356 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,120 I'm getting really mad. 357 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,376 Call me back. 358 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:03,398 Sorry, I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world. 359 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,691 I was happy just riding 360 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,027 in the front seat of your car. 361 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,404 ♪♪ Oh, yeah... ♪♪ 362 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,614 You probably hear this a lot, 363 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,324 but you're, like, princess pretty. 364 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,201 I don't know about that. 365 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,996 But you are definitely princess material. 366 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,831 Well, until I'm allowed to wear makeup, 367 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,332 this is as hot as I get. 368 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,793 You don't need makeup. 369 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,755 I hope you're right. Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16. 370 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,716 Mm. That'll get here sooner than you think. 371 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,092 Sure doesn't feel like it. 372 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,138 Don't be in a rush. 373 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,765 Honestly... 374 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,476 - I'd rather be your age again. - Really? 375 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,727 Yeah. 376 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,812 Being a grown-up is, uh... 377 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,814 complicated. 378 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,233 Maybe if we make a wish at the same time 379 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,735 we could switch places. 380 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,862 - You think? - It's worth a try. 381 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,323 Okay. 382 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:54,949 What do we need to do? 383 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,744 We close our eyes and at the exact same time say, 384 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,537 "I wish I could switch places." 385 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,623 Ready? 386 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,501 One... two... three. 387 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,253 I wish I could switch places. 388 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,340 ♪♪♪♪ 389 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,759 ♪♪ I'll tell you what we need to do... ♪♪ 390 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,843 Well? 391 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,012 I'm still here. You? 392 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,389 - Same. - That's too bad. 393 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,183 I really wanted to drive home. 394 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,686 - Can I anyway? - Sure. 395 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,564 - Really? - No. 396 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,233 ♪♪ Hey! ♪♪ 397 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,944 Please, can we keep her? 398 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,570 No, we cannot keep her. 399 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,239 We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon. 400 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,907 Why can't I have Veronica? 401 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,076 I'm not participating in this conversation. 402 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,786 We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom. 403 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,995 Like a trade. 404 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,664 I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper. 405 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,500 Look how helpful she is. Come on! 406 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,793 Out. 407 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,756 What do you want? 408 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,633 Grab your stuff, Your mama wants you home. 409 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,927 Yeah, well, 410 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,596 when she wants me to come home, she can call me. 411 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,390 Damn it, Veronica. 412 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,516 I'm in no mood. 413 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,601 What's going on? 414 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,936 I'm taking her home. 415 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,396 She's not going anywhere with you. 416 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,650 - What'd you say? - Clint, stop. 417 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,902 You mind putting down my kid? 418 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,780 We were just playing around. 419 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,741 This is my mom's boyfriend, Clint. 420 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,245 Hello, Clint. What can we do for you? 421 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,205 I'm here to pick up Veronica. 422 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,874 Come on. 423 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,625 You want to go with this man? 424 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,128 No, sir. 425 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,797 You heard her. 426 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,091 Thanks for stopping by. 427 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,760 You really want to mess with me? 428 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,180 Sure. 429 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,723 Why not? 430 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,768 What's going on out there? 431 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,563 - You might want to call the police. - Why? 432 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,232 There's a bum sleeping on our front porch. 433 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,622 What's this? 434 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,291 "Connie Tucker is proud to announce 435 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:12,295 that she is sweet on Dr. John Sturgis and they are 436 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:16,007 officially a romantic couple." 437 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,717 Oh, boy! 438 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,846 I'm back in business!