1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,840 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,480 (PHONE VIBRATING) 3 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:44,320 (PHONE RINGING) 4 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,520 Hello? 5 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,680 Why don't you just tell me what's happened? 6 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,960 And what is it? 7 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,160 I'll be right down. 8 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,520 What's happened? 9 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,560 Oh, Susannah. 10 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,920 Susannah? 11 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,200 Princess Susannah. 12 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,960 Is she all right? 13 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,880 I don't know. 14 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,720 (WAILING) 15 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,280 (PRINCESS SUSANNAH) Don't kill me. 16 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,160 Please don't kill me. 17 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,680 (MAN) Read the statement. 18 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,880 Yes. All right. 19 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,680 On this screen? 20 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,280 (MAN) That is correct. 21 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:11,600 I am Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont. 22 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:16,000 Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 23 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:23,040 I am in a place you cannot find, 24 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,800 held by one you will not trace. 25 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,440 Prime Minister Michael Callow, 26 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,680 Prime Minister Michael Callow, my... my life... 27 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,720 my life depends on you. 28 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:52,520 If you do not do precisely as instructed... 29 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,880 ...by four pm this afternoon, I will be... 30 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,400 ...I will be executed. 31 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,080 What are you doing? Keep it going. 32 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,920 Prime Minister, at this point I think it's 33 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,520 important to say that we are 100% certain that this 34 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,560 is indeed Princess Susannah. 35 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,160 Her car was intercepted 36 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,960 shortly after midnight, returning from the wedding 37 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,600 of a college friend of hers. 38 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,720 She'd insisted on going. 39 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,280 But you had security on her? 40 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,760 Two PPOs, still unconscious, 41 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,880 heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound, 42 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,280 no sign of struggle. 43 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,720 What do they want? 44 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,720 Money? 45 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,440 Release of Jihadi? 46 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,920 Scrap Third World debt? 47 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,040 Save the fucking libraries? 48 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,360 We are convinced both the video and the 49 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,920 demand it contains are genuine. 50 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,160 What demand? 51 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,960 What Susannah says next. 52 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,400 It concerns you directly, sir. 53 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,000 Just play it. 54 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,240 (PRINCESS SUSANNAH) There is only one demand, 55 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,320 and it is a simple one. 56 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,800 At four pm this afternoon, Prime Minister Michael Callow 57 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,280 must appear on live British television 58 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,480 on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 59 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,920 and... no... 60 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,440 (SOBBING) 61 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,280 ...on all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 62 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:44,600 and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 63 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,120 I don't understand! 64 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,280 (JULIAN) The video ends with a series of technical 65 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,360 specifications for the broadcast. 66 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,560 Why are you doing this? 67 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,200 This is a joke? Right? 68 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,920 Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho. 69 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,080 It's real. 70 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,960 She said pig. 71 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,960 Sex with a pig. 72 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,520 They want me to have sex with a pig. 73 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,440 Live, on television this afternoon. 74 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,520 But what... 75 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,000 Who? 76 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,000 We're checking with our embedded operatives, 77 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,800 compiling a list of suspects as we speak. 78 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,080 Meanwhile, the demand has been made, 79 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,800 and there's not long to formulate our response. 80 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,120 Well, I'm not fucking a pig. 81 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,320 Page one, that's not happening. 82 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,880 Of course. 83 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,480 Absolutely, sir. 84 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,800 Well, have we established a dialogue with this... 85 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,520 We can't, there's no e-mail address, 86 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,640 no codeword, no channels for negotiation. 87 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,640 Okay, so we'll focus on finding Susannah. 88 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,200 Hmm? We get her back. 89 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,680 And however it's done, I don't care. 90 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,200 We stop this now. 91 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,320 I assure you, everyone's working towards this. 92 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,120 Yes... no, not everyone, a dedicated core team, 93 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,640 this can't go wide, 94 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,080 and keep it so far from the press 95 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,600 it's on the other side of Jupiter. 96 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,680 This only exists in this room. 97 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,240 It's already outside it. 98 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,560 Well if there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down. 99 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,880 Bright red D notice. 100 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,440 Super fucking Godzilla injunction 101 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,440 with ten-inch Whitehall fangs. 102 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,160 This video came from YouTube. 103 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,840 What? 104 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,040 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP over an hour ago. 105 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,400 Well get it off there! 106 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:09,840 We did, after nine minutes, 107 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,680 but that was long enough for it to be downloaded, 108 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,000 duplicated and spread. 109 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,320 Spread? 110 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,120 How many people have seen this? 111 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,320 We take down one, six clones immediately pop up elsewhere. 112 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,560 How many people? 113 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,600 50,000, that's our current estimate. 114 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,040 The news rooms have got it. 115 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,600 They're running this on air? 116 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,000 No, no, we put a type 5D notice out immediately. 117 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,280 And they're complying. 118 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,320 For now, it's trending on Twitter. 119 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,160 Oh for... fucking Internet. 120 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,000 So what now? What's the play book? 121 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,960 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 122 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,760 There's no play book. 123 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,000 (WOMAN) Princess Susannah's been kidnapped. 124 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,320 You scared the shit out of me. 125 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,000 And there's a YouTube of it... 126 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,400 Oh, go to work. 127 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,720 (PRINCESS SUSANNAH) ...and have full unsimulated 128 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,320 sexual intercourse with a pig... 129 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,280 No way. It's a piss take, man, look at it! 130 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,920 I don't understand! 131 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,560 Why's it not on the news. 132 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,720 (WOMAN) ...Carlton Bloom's controversial agitation 133 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,120 exhibition at the Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of 134 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,800 schedule amid criticism... 135 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,200 So how do we even describe it? "An indecent act." 136 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,480 Everyone's seen the video. 137 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,880 They already know the full details. 138 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,120 If we mention bestiality pre-watershed, 139 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,800 Ofcom would be seriously pissed off. 140 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,240 Fuck Ofcom. 141 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,720 We're still observing the D notice. 142 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:35,880 But surely we're going to do something... 143 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,040 We're honouring the D notice. 144 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,280 The voluntary D notice. 145 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,720 It may be a sportsman-like gesture, 146 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,280 but we are making it, 147 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,520 a woman's life is at stake here, we follow procedure. 148 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,360 My time line consists 100 per cent of viewers asking 149 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,920 why we're not covering it. 150 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,000 How do I reply? 151 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,240 You don't. 152 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,160 That is totally backwards. 153 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,760 No-one else has broken rank, not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 154 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,000 I hear Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive. 155 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,120 (LAUGHTER) That may be, but... 156 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,800 (WOMAN) It's like 9/11's happening 157 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,320 and we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 158 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,240 Martin We're not a chat room. 159 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,160 It's on CNN. And Fox. 160 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:12,120 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 161 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,520 Yeah, all right. 162 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,000 Oh, God, this planet. 163 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,800 Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch itself, Damon public reaction, 164 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,320 Mira, the royal angle, upcoming marriage etc. 165 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,760 Simon, set tone with standards and practices. 166 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,040 We need to explain this without viewers 167 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,960 sicking up their Weetabix. 168 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,360 Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, 169 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,920 all that bibble. 170 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,280 Dan, all graphics run past me, keep it functional, 171 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,600 no pepper pigs. 172 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,080 Malaika, update the Princess obit VT. 173 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,960 The obit VT? 174 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,960 Hm, first an awkward phone call, the least I can do is warn Tom. 175 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,880 We put a D notice on it. 176 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:53,960 (MARTIN) It's gone global, Tom. 177 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,080 Don't. 178 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,440 (MARTIN) I can't do anything... 179 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,720 - I'm begging you. - You're begging me? 180 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,120 Don't run it, Martin. 181 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,080 Look I'm sorry, I can't help you. 182 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,360 You know how much help you're getting from here on in? 183 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,320 Multiplying nothing by shit all, UKN is dead to us. 184 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,280 Shove it up your ass, you fucking... 185 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,160 Interesting? 186 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,200 A man. 187 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,240 A man? 188 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,440 A man. 189 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,680 Tom. So you're across it, 190 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,040 I'm exploring contingency plans. 191 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,040 I briefed Callett. 192 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:29,000 Ah, Mr Callett, Noel from Blue Eye. 193 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,240 Noel won an Emmy for his effects work 194 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,240 on that HBO moon Western thing. 195 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,600 Sea of Tranquillity. 196 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,080 Yeah, yeah, you won't find better. 197 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,680 Can you map a head onto a different body, live? 198 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,360 It depends if your camera's moving. 199 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,920 Rule sheet specifies a single hand held camera 200 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,360 in a constant roving motion. 201 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,240 Hm, yeah, Gonzo style, he knows his shit. 202 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,040 That's tough. 203 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,080 "Fruition to be transmitted in four." What does... 204 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,480 Just focus on the visuals, 205 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,680 different face mapped onto a live performer. 206 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,480 According to those stipulations. 207 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,360 Fringe is a possibility... 208 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,520 Deadline's at four, we need to know if it's workable by two. 209 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,800 Can't happen. 210 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,360 It has to. 211 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,160 Our Embeds have ruled out the major players. 212 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,080 It's not AQ, not IRA, this is what's left, 213 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,520 radicals, hate groups, 214 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,040 people who threaten yourself or the royals. 215 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,520 They're being pulled in even as we speak. 216 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,920 And more than questioning I hope. 217 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,800 Somebody knows something. 218 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,880 (NEWS READER) If we all do it more 219 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,560 then there'll be less waste overall 220 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,880 lying around whenever the bin men... 221 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,040 Is it still not on the telly? 222 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,360 Nothing, must be a hoax. 223 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,320 Or a black-out. 224 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,840 Oh! Heads up. 225 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:48,120 Some major breaking news here now on UKN, 226 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,680 in the last few minutes 227 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,840 it's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont, 228 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,360 has been kidnapped. 229 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,360 A video uploaded anonymously 230 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,600 to the Internet, appears to depict the princess 231 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,200 pleading for her life. 232 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,480 The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand 233 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,360 of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister. 234 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,920 This is followed by a detailed list of instructions 235 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,920 relating to the enactment of this demand. 236 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,120 As police round up potential suspects... 237 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,760 Good morning. 238 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,760 ...this UKN news viewer video shows armed officers 239 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,720 raiding an address in Bradford, 240 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,360 a man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group 241 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,480 can be seen being dragged to a waiting van. 242 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,960 Details regarding the... 243 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,160 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 244 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,720 Fuck's sake, man. 245 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,240 Just saying. 246 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,000 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 247 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,840 They want him to do it with a pig. 248 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,800 Telegraph has the whole video 249 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,840 and an interactive time line, Tonilee Stark, 250 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,000 brief mention of the ransom being a sex act, 251 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,840 nothing too gross. 252 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,720 The Sun runs with "Taken, Big Brother Susannah" the... 253 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,280 Of course I still want that drink. 254 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,920 (MALAIKA) Well then give me something. 255 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,920 It's not... that won't be possible. 256 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,680 I'm friendly when I drink, very friendly when I'm grateful. 257 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,160 There's no comment at this time. 258 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,920 (DISCONNECTS) 259 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,280 (PHOTO CLICK) 260 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,280 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog, 261 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,360 and a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 262 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,320 (PHONE BEEP) 263 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,760 (NEWSREADER) ...4pm deadline now only five hours away, 264 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,920 UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis. 265 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,600 (DAMON) It's a day like no other. 266 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,360 The kidnapped video has now been watched 267 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,960 by over 18 million people. 268 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,960 The social networking sites are abuzz 269 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,840 with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute. 270 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,720 So while we wait for Downing Street 271 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,560 to make a formal response, 272 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,160 there's no doubt that the nation is voicing its opinion. 273 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,200 I don't think anyone should concede to 274 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,880 any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat. 275 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,080 I couldn't bare to see that and watch that. 276 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,760 I won't personally be tuning in, 277 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,440 I mean just thinking about it, it's horrible. 278 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,960 (WOMAN) That's disgusting, 279 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,480 it is disgusting if you think about it. 280 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,120 (MAN) It's going to be disgusting, 281 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,960 but after that, he's going to be a hero. 282 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,000 (WOMAN) People abroad will look at him 283 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,840 like he is totally insane, and maybe take his position away. 284 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,760 (WOMAN) It would be absolutely hilarious to see that on TV. 285 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,640 (MAN) Nothing too abnormal for Prime Ministers and MPs, 286 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,160 they're all deviant, sexual deviants, 287 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080 all MPs and Prime Ministers. 288 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,160 We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete. 289 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,040 It is my house, you cannot stop me 290 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,280 while you're standing in my doorway. 291 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,560 You are touching my door handle. 292 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,560 Can I have a word? 293 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,960 It won't come to that. 294 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,760 And if they don't find her? 295 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,480 Mi5 have got a name. They're surrounding the place now. 296 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600 Where? 297 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,760 What? 298 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,840 Where's the place? 299 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,640 - Truro. - Why are you lying? 300 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,720 What? 301 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,840 You're lying. Truro? Jesus. 302 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,400 I don't want you worrying. 303 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,040 You never patronise me, don't start now. 304 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,960 Whoever this is, is insane. 305 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,480 And has a Princess. 306 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,040 Who'll get through this. 307 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,600 Not just any princess, The Princess, Princess bloody 308 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,600 Facebook, bloody eco-conscious, national sweetheart. 309 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,080 I won't have to do anything. 310 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,720 Everyone's laughing at us. 311 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,840 You don't know that. 312 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,240 I know people. 313 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,080 We love humiliation, we can't not laugh. 314 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,520 Nothing is going to happen. 315 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,560 It's already happening in their heads. 316 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,080 In their heads, that's what you're doing, 317 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,960 what my husband is doing. 318 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,960 Just... 319 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,600 Please? 320 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,680 Jane. 321 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,800 I love you. 322 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,880 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 323 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,520 What? 324 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,360 The palace on the phone, sir. 325 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480 Get Alex to stall them for a minute. 326 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,400 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 327 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,240 Her? 328 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,440 It's the queen herself. 329 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,720 Go on. 330 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,760 As the four pm deadline draws nearer and the world holds 331 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,000 its breath waiting to discover whether Princess Susannah... 332 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,560 Would they use a female pig? 333 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,960 It's on the list. 334 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,520 They list the rules at the end of the video, 335 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,560 it specifies camera angles and things. 336 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,640 Like Dogme 95. 337 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,280 It's not like Dogme 95. 338 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,280 Exactly like it. 339 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,520 What's Dogme 95? 340 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,160 Cinematic movement. 341 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,280 Lars Von Trier. 342 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,000 Oh. 343 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,040 List of rules for the director, no background music, 344 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,960 only natural light and so on. For authenticity. 345 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,440 Same as these rules, so they can't cheat it, 346 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,200 intercut another guy's arse pumping away. 347 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,280 I mean I can't think of anything remotely like this. 348 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,400 It's an entirely new form of terrorism, 349 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,920 the point of which... 350 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,560 If it's terrorism, it's not Islamist in nature 351 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,440 to request a pig. It's specifically abhorrent... 352 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,440 Well that's exactly the point, to make love to a pig. 353 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,480 Make love? 354 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,920 Steer them away from the grisly details. 355 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720 But we can't discount anything... 356 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,240 Let's not dwell on any of the details. 357 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,560 This is already a huge national talking point. 358 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,800 Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this 359 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,120 is looking for? 360 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,040 (ALEX) How's her majesty taking it? 361 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,160 I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back. 362 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,320 That's what she said. 363 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,080 And we are. 364 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,840 It wasn't a collective you, it was a singular you, i.e. me. 365 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,320 Sir, we may have something. 366 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,680 Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 367 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,080 I thought it was untraceable. 368 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,880 Technically yes, but so I thought, 369 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,440 work with what we do know, and that video? 370 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,800 Okay, before YouTube compression it was 57.3 meg... 371 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,600 ...algorithm, boring. 372 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,080 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16am, 373 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,920 so I ran a nationwide trace back on uninterrupted 374 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,520 one way uploads at precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes 375 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,000 leading up to 3:16, 376 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,600 and the closest I can get is a post code. 377 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,120 But it came from somewhere in there. 378 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,800 Looks like a campus. 379 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,040 (JAMIE) Yep, closed 2010 and it's been empty since. 380 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,360 And the latest I-sat on this image on this area? 381 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,560 (JAMIE) Three am flyover shot from last night. 382 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,880 Looks like it had lights on. 383 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,760 We've got him. 384 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,600 We've got him. 385 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,040 Alert the local team, we'll head out now, 386 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,600 full squad, I'll man it. 387 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,120 With helmet cam relay. We can watch the operation. 388 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,120 Press office, okay Tom? 389 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,840 Yes! 390 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,040 Right, confident? 391 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,480 It's a bit of a kick bollocks scramble 392 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080 but with finessing, it should be okay. 393 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,400 Well, finesse quickly, our performer's on his way. 394 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,920 It's a new one for me, obviously, because it's illegal. 395 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,560 I wouldn't normally, you know. 396 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,760 Have you seen any of my films? 397 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,400 No. 398 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,800 Well I'm pretty trad, bish, bash, bosh, in and out. 399 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,400 Yep, well what'd I put on the invoice? 400 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640 That's what I'm wondering? 401 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,800 There won't be any invoicing. 402 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,080 Oi, oi, Rod. 403 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,680 Oi, oi. Saveloy... all right... 404 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,040 You need to prep two statements on the rescue operation, 405 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,160 good outcome, bad outcome. 406 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,520 The rescue operation? 407 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,560 The goon squad's heading for some postcode 408 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,880 in Buckinghamshire. 409 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,040 HP8 4TD, it's a college or something. 410 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,720 They should be there by now. 411 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,440 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 412 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,360 (CELL BEEP) 413 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,680 (ZIPPER, CAMERA CLICK) 414 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,320 (CELL BEEP) 415 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,520 Yeah, reduce the luminance of the chroma key... 416 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,040 Agent Callett, this is Mr. Flynn. 417 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,160 Aka Rod Senseless. 418 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,320 Stage name. 419 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,760 Yeah, well. 420 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,040 You need to get into this. 421 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,800 Is there a dressing room I can use? 422 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,240 No. 423 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960 Where's my co-star? 424 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,720 It'd be rude not to give her a bit of a kiss beforehand. 425 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,720 Outside, in the truck. 426 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,080 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 427 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,080 You also need to wear this. 428 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,960 On your head. 429 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,880 (WALKER) Board's been prized away, that's where they got in. 430 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,240 Okay. 431 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,440 Target identified. 432 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,080 - Commissioner. - Thank you. 433 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,440 Saw Team Red, it's probably a possible entry point. 434 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280 Any orders, boss? 435 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,520 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions before you proceed. 436 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,920 (NEWSREADER) With the 4pm deadline only three hours away, 437 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,200 time is running out for the prime minister. 438 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,360 So how did the kidnapper get close to the princess 439 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,440 who was making an unscheduled visit to her friend's wedding? 440 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,240 Have they gone in yet? 441 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,880 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 442 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,880 I've got statements for either outcome. 443 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,720 Listen, the coverage is very sympathetic. 444 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,800 I can't think about coverage now. 445 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,200 No, of course. 446 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,400 But it's onside? 447 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,840 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 448 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,200 Every poll indicates public understanding. 449 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,640 Disgust with the captor, 450 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,200 outraged at the whole thing, but not at you. 451 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,280 The fact is, if Walker's team fuck up, 452 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440 I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 453 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,840 the public anticipates non-compliance. 454 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,840 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 455 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,080 but it's not England expects. 456 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,480 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. 457 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,120 Bottom line. 458 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,400 With just hours to go before the deadline, 459 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,640 time is running out for the security services. 460 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,200 Joining us is actress Lydia Galway, who attended... 461 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,240 (MARTIN) Thought this story was coming from IB7. 462 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,360 (WOMAN) It is, but we trimmed the edit so it's coming direct. 463 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,320 Where do I know Twinkle Toes from? 464 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,240 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 465 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,320 This came for you, left at reception. 466 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,480 Thanks, Jack. 467 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,440 Courier dropped it off. 468 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,080 (WOMAN) 20 seconds on the end, thanks. 469 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,920 Plug this in. 470 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,440 - Oh, Jesus! - (GASPS ALL AROUND) 471 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,640 Shit. 472 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,000 Jesus. 473 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,680 Jack, call the police. 474 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,360 - (JACK) What me? - (MARTIN) Please take it. 475 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,720 (WOMAN) Get someone to shoot that first. 476 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,240 (MARTIN) What the fuck is this? 477 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,560 (WOMAN) "I gave you rules, I said no cheating." 478 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,960 (SUSANNA SCREAMS) 479 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,160 (MARTIN) Ooh, urgh. 480 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,600 Some more breaking news now, and a severed finger 481 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,160 thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 482 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,480 has been delivered to UKN, 483 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,360 along with a video, apparently showing the kidnapper 484 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,920 removing it from the Princess. 485 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,800 UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard. 486 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,520 Fucking hell. 487 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,040 Oh, God, I can't watch this. 488 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960 He's got to do what they want. 489 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,840 Yes, he fucking has. 490 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,720 (NEWSREADER) ...accompanied by a memory stick which contained 491 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,120 a statement accusing Downing Street of attempting to break 492 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,480 rules laid down in the demands. 493 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,200 Well, this grim development 494 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,800 comes just hours before the 4pm deadline out... 495 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,120 (MUTES TV) 496 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560 Jesus. 497 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,720 Unless I'm mistaken, 498 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,560 our mystery man specified no visual trickery 499 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,560 in his original demand didn't he? 500 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400 I considered it nec... 501 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,040 Considered it necessary. 502 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,440 - ...to devise... - Fucking hell! 503 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,200 Oi! 504 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120 - Mike? - Don't. 505 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,800 It's nor... 506 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,440 One word and I swear I will fucking... I'll get... 507 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,160 What did you do, Alex? 508 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,440 I had a back up plan. 509 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,840 Man prepared to do it, and an FX company 510 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,480 that'd paint your head onto his shoulders. 511 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,000 And you actually thought that would work? 512 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,440 I believed it worth considering. 513 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,800 Then you're a stupid bitch. 514 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,640 With your interests at heart. 515 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,240 Who knew about this? 516 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,280 A select few, it seems some idiot at the studios 517 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,560 recognised our designated performer, tweeted a photo, 518 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,320 and the online hive mind did the maths. 519 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,200 It's not playing well. 520 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,680 With who? 521 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,200 With er... with anyone. 522 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,880 (MAN) A few hours ago, 523 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,640 public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow 524 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,440 with only 28 percent of the public believing 525 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,880 he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 526 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,880 But in the wake of these images 527 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,080 and with the delivery of the Princess's severed finger to UKN, 528 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,680 the mood is shifting. 529 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,120 (WOMAN) It'll be humiliating, 530 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,960 but nothing compared to her suffering. 531 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,640 (MAN) With the appearance of the finger, 532 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,280 he's just got to do it. 533 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,360 (MAN 2) He has to do it, what's the alternative? 534 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,040 (MAN 3) We can easily get another Prime Minister, 535 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,560 but we can't live without a princess. 536 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,200 Of course he should do it. 537 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,840 Well, if he doesn't get her released, 538 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,480 you know, he's finished isn't he? 539 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,800 (REPORTER) Online polls suggest that 86 percent 540 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,040 of voters now believe the demand should be met. 541 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,280 Damon Brown, UK. 542 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,160 When are Walker's team hitting the college. 543 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,760 They need time to assess... 544 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,440 It's almost half two, no more pissing around. 545 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,960 Julia's advising against it. 546 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,360 And I'm advising for, they go in now. 547 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,800 They go in now. 548 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,120 ♪ ♪ 549 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,440 (DIALS PHONE) 550 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,160 (PHONE RINGS) 551 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,000 Where's my obit VT? 552 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,440 What would you say if I told you I was standing near the 553 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,200 building where Susannah's being held. 554 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,640 I'd say bullshit. 555 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,080 Then you'd be wrong. 556 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,480 Have you got a crew with you? 557 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,880 No, I'm not stupid. 558 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,320 Malaika? Hello? 559 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,280 ♪ ♪ 560 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,360 (MALAIKA) Are you getting this? 561 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,760 Yeah, we are. 562 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720 Stay back, don't put yourself in any danger. 563 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560 (MALAIKA) Still getting this? 564 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,800 Yeah, yeah, we are, just stay safe Malaika, be careful. 565 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,880 If this doesn't work... 566 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,560 We need to... 567 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,880 God. 568 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080 (SHOUTING) 569 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,760 (SOLDIER) Lie down on the floor. 570 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,840 ♪ ♪ 571 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,080 Go! 572 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,360 Stand where you are! 573 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,720 Fuck. 574 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,920 It's a decoy, they must have bounced the upload from here 575 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,960 with the proxy. They could be anywhere. I'm sorry. 576 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,200 (MARTIN) Oh, Jesus. 577 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,880 They're looking right at her. 578 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,360 No, they can't see her, there's this screen here. 579 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,600 (WOMAN) Malaika, make sure they can't... 580 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,920 Lay down! (SHOUTING) 581 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,680 Run, Malaika, run! 582 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,400 (MARTIN) Get out of there, come on! 583 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,680 (SOLDIER) Stay where you are! 584 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,000 (SHOUTING) 585 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,840 (GUNFIRE) 586 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,480 Is it him? Have we got him? 587 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,440 Jack! Where the fuck is Jack? 588 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,280 (MALAIKA GROANING) 589 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400 (SOLDIER) Down, down. 590 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,080 UKN, that's Malaika something or other, she's from UKN. 591 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240 - You're press? - Yes. 592 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,280 (GUN SHOT) 593 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,440 Ah... ah... 594 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,480 There goes your RTS award. 595 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,520 There must be something. 596 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,880 There's nothing there, Mike. 597 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,080 There'll be a clue, some evidence. 598 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,520 We've done all we can. 599 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,320 You sent in a strike team to rescue a manikin. 600 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,280 I'm sorry, Michael. 601 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,800 Oh, fuck off, Julian. 602 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920 Michael, it's twenty past three, we're out of time. 603 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,320 We're not out of time. 604 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,600 We're not out of time. 605 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,400 Oh... 606 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:35,920 It's not going to happen. 607 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:36,920 To the public... 608 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,480 Fuck the public. 609 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,280 To the public this would be one man of, to be blunt, 610 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,320 questionable popularity, putting personal embarrassment 611 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,520 over the life of a young girl. 612 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,840 He won't even release her anyway, 613 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,520 she's probably already dead. 614 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,200 And if she isn't he'll kill her and upload the video. 615 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,600 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 616 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,320 The mood will border on insurrection, 617 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,720 and you will be destroyed, I guarantee you. 618 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,600 Utterly destroyed. 619 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,720 The polling bears that out. 620 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,840 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 621 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,600 you'll be a despised individual. 622 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,960 The public, the Palace, and the party insist on compliance. 623 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,360 Fuck the party. 624 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,480 Refuse, and I've been advised that we cannot 625 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,360 guarantee your physical safety. 626 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,640 Or that of your family. 627 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,840 But... 628 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,880 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 629 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,960 I can't. 630 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,080 I'm sorry Michael, it's out of your hands. 631 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,080 Let's take you live now to the scene in Central London. 632 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,040 As we see, the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... 633 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,400 He's going to do it. 634 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,680 The world's bloody broken. 635 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,080 ...now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios. 636 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,880 (DIALS PHONE) 637 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,520 (PHONE RINGS) 638 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,480 (HANGS UP) 639 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,560 (ALEX) We've ratified the law, 640 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,880 after midnight it'll be a criminal offence 641 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160 to store any recording or still images of the event. 642 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,280 They're doing an announcement beforehand 643 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,880 to warn people off even watching, 644 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,320 some sort of sonic tone that causes nausea. 645 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,000 (NEWSREADER) Of course, this comes at a time when opinion 646 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600 has very much hardened... 647 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,840 (NEWSREADER) As the 4pm deadline approaches, 648 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,680 the whole nation is at a standstill 649 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,600 watching this extraordinary situation play out. 650 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,080 And just to remind you, 651 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,080 this is now a story of global significance. 652 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,080 (TOM) "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery 653 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,840 in what was literally a matter of life or death." 654 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,400 That's how it opens, 655 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,080 and then I think we should move onto... okay, yep. 656 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,200 (ALEX) Everything prepared? 657 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,640 (MR CALLETT) Yes, ma'am. 658 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,080 - It's sedated? - Injection, it's docile. 659 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,200 (ALEX) It's time to go in now. 660 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,280 ...an unprecedented nature. 661 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,880 (ANNOUNCER) This is an official announcement. 662 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720 In a few minutes, the Prime Minister 663 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,440 will perform an indecent act on your screens. 664 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,360 (CHEERS) 665 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,080 This is in accordance with the kidnapper's demand in the hope 666 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560 that it will ensure the safe release of Princess Susannah. 667 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,080 Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast 668 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200 will become illegal at midnight. 669 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,760 All viewers are advised 670 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,920 to turn off their televisions immediately. 671 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,800 The broadcast will commence after the following tone. 672 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,760 (HIGH PITCHED TONE) 673 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,320 We're complying with all the stipulated rules, 674 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,360 so you'll have to keep going. 675 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,320 You'll have to see it through to the end. 676 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,960 We've placed visual aids in your eye line 677 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,960 which might help if you... get into trouble. 678 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,160 A suggestion we're getting from psychologists is 679 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,760 that you should take as long as you need. 680 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,760 To rush might be misinterpreted as eagerness or even enjoyment. 681 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,360 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 682 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,720 Closed set. 683 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,800 (PIG SNORTING) 684 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,120 (MAN) He might do it anyway! There he is... 685 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,280 (CHEERS) 686 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,880 I trust this will bring about the safe return 687 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,560 of Princess Susannah. 688 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,080 I... 689 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,720 I love my wife. 690 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,840 Aah. 691 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,520 May God forgive me. 692 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,040 (LAUGHING) 693 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,840 (MAN) Urgh. 694 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,840 ♪ ♪ 695 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,080 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 696 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,640 Jesus. 697 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,040 Poor bastard. 698 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,000 No. 699 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,560 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 700 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,560 It's history, this. 701 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,000 (VOMITING) 702 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,960 (PHONE RINGS) 703 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,040 (WALKER) She's back, ma'am. We've got her, Susannah. 704 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,840 They released her? 705 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,160 Yeah, stumbling about in the middle of the city, sedated, 706 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,440 she can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 707 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,720 But her finger? 708 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,840 Not hers, the DNA shows it's male. 709 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,480 What? 710 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,040 There is one other thing ma'am, there's a CCTV grab 711 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,400 of her from half three, it seems he let her go 712 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,520 30 minutes before it happened. 713 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,880 Why? 714 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,240 My guess, he knew everyone would be 715 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,640 elsewhere, watching screens. 716 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,960 So it's a statement. 717 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,520 Ma'am? 718 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,800 That's what this was all about, about making a point. 719 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,800 Should we... 720 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,840 Lose that page of the report. 721 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,080 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 722 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,120 Of course. 723 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,000 Good news, Michael, you saved her. 724 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,720 Susanne is alive and well. 725 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,520 (PHONE RINGS) 726 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,280 (DROPS PHONE) 727 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400 (PHONE RINGS) 728 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,800 ♪ ♪ 729 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,640 On the one year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 730 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,280 an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow 731 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,600 put in an assured performance at a public appearance today 732 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,200 accompanied by his wife Jane. 733 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,440 Here I go! Okay. 734 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,440 Oh! Aah! 735 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,200 The other central figure in last year's events was also 736 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,720 before the camera 737 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,680 at last night's Children Of Valour awards. 738 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,320 Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 739 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,800 since announcing her pregnancy. 740 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,520 It was one year ago today 741 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,720 that the former Turner Prize- winning artist 742 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,800 Carlton Bloom coerced the Prime Minister 743 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,840 into committing an indecent act with the audacious kidnapping. 744 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,000 As the anniversary arrived one art critic has caused 745 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,640 controversy by describing it as the first great artwork 746 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,440 of the 21st century. 747 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160 But while cultural commentators debate its significance, 748 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,320 there's no denying that with a global audience 749 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,840 of 1.3 billion, 750 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,920 it was an event in which we all participated. 751 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,480 However, the incident failed to destroy 752 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,120 a Prime Minister who currently holds an approval rating 753 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,880 three points higher than this time last year. 754 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,040 Damon Brown, UKN. 755 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,040 Jane? 756 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,440 Jane please? 757 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:46,880 ♪ ♪ 758 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,360 ♪ ♪