1
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There's a whole life going on here
that you're not even a part of.

2
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You think I don't know
what I've missed?

3
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I'm not just talking
about birthdays, Harvey.

4
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- I got sick again.
- What? Why didn't you tell me?

5
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- Did you know?
- Know what?

6
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That Gavin Andrews was gonna
ask me to launder money for him?

7
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Help me get out of this.
Please, Samantha.

8
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I should have listened to you,
but I have a family.

9
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I want to make
a perfect baby with you.

10
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

11
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And I don't want to just
pull the goalie.

12
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I want to start trying,
and I want to start trying right now.

13
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I know you think
we're in competition

14
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for the same thing,
but we're not.

15
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Robert Zane made
me a promise,

16
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the next name that goes
up on the wall is mine.

17
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Why are you
telling me this?

18
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Because we're never
gonna trust each other

19
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if you think I'm trying
to get ahead of you.

20
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I'm not,
because I already am.

21
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Sheila. It's after 9:00.
You're gonna be late.

22
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Then I'll be late, because
there's something I need to ask you.

23
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Yeah, of course.
You can ask me anything.

24
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Louis, have you ever gotten
a woman pregnant before?

25
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Okay. Uh...
Where is this going?

26
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I'm asking because you haven't gotten
this woman pregnant yet, either.

27
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Sheila, we just
started trying,

28
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and I think what I've been doing,
is more than meeting the standards.

29
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Louis, you are
an A/A-plus lover.

30
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- Everyone knows that.
- There's a slash?

31
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That's not the point.
The point is,

32
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have you ever considered the possibility
that you're shooting blanks?

33
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No more than I would consider
the possibility that I don't have a face.

34
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I get that, Louis,

35
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and you probably have
the sperm of a thoroughbred,

36
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but I'd like you
to get yourself checked.

37
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Sheila, if you're asking
what I think you are,

38
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I don't want to go to a place
where people do that,

39
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unless it's absolutely
necessary.

40
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I get that, too,
but the fact is,

41
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I'm not getting any younger
and we don't have time to waste.

42
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So, I'm getting myself checked,
and I'm asking you to do the same.

43
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So, here's the address.
You have an appointment today.

44
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- Okay, Sheila, I'll get it done.
- Thank you.

45
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Harvey, do you
have a second?

46
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- Sure, Louis, what is it?
- Did you ever have to test your sperm?

47
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- What?
- Sheila wants me to,

48
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but I don't think I can do it
in one of those places.

49
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Louis, I don't want
to have this conversation.

50
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It's bad enough that we share
the same dentist.

51
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Harvey, come on.
We're trying to have a baby,

52
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and I don't have anyone else
to talk to about this.

53
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Okay, what's your problem?

54
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Problem is, I've never had to do
it under duress before.

55
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I don't know how.

56
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Well, why don't you do it
like everyone else does?

57
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- Use pictures.
- I don't use pictures.

58
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I only think of Sheila,
and I can't do that

59
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with a bunch
of strangers there.

60
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- What did you do before Sheila?
- I don't wanna talk about it.

61
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- I don't want to talk about any of this.
- Harvey, come on.

62
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All right, look,

63
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you can't use pictures,
you don't want to think about Sheila.

64
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Then you'll have to think of something
that turns you on, that isn't Sheila.

65
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You mean, think about
an inanimate object.

66
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Yes, Louis,
that's what I mean.

67
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- Have you done that before?
- Of course, I have.

68
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- What do you use?
- No, I'm not telling you that.

69
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- Harvey, please.
- All right. You want the truth?

70
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Sometimes,

71
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I think about tomatoes.

72
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- Really?
- If you think about it,

73
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they're the most
sensual fruit.

74
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I thought
they were a vegetable?

75
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I am opening my soul to you
here, don't criticize me.

76
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I'm sorry, you're right.
Thank you, Harvey.

77
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Good luck
in there, buddy.

78
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Yeah.
Tomatoes, holy shit.

79
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Never thought of that.

80
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You wanna tell me
what that was all about?

81
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No, because I'm guessing you
listened to the entire conversation,

82
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which means you know
what it's about.

83
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In that case, what I really want to know is,
is it true about the tomatoes?

84
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I think we both
know it's not.

85
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Just like we both know it's really
strawberries and whipped cream.

86
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- What, too soon?
- No.

87
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But this is an office,
and someone could overhear

88
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and misunderstand that
that was 13 years ago.

89
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Really? 'Cause it feels like
12 and a half to me.

90
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- You're an idiot.
- No, Louis is an idiot,

91
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because he believed
I think about tomatoes.

92
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And if Sheila wants him
to get his swimmers checked,

93
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we shouldn't mock that he has to do that,
in a cup, thinking about tomatoes.

94
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You're absolutely right.
We should take it very seriously.

95
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- Tomatoes.
- Okay, you know what?

96
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As much as I would
love to do this all day,

97
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I came in here to tell you,
you need to call Marcus.

98
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Marcus? About what?

99
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I don't know, but he left me a message
that he wants you to call him.

100
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If he wants me to call, why would
he be leaving a message for you?

101
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Because when Marcus really
needs you, he calls me.

102
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He's only ever
done that twice,

103
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which means whatever
it is he needs, it's important.

104
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All right, Donna,
I'll call him.

105
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Today, Harvey.

106
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Today.

107
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Hey, Harvey. I'm glad you called.
I take it Donna gave you my message?

108
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She did.
What's going on?

109
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<i>- I'm getting a divorce.</i>
- What?

110
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<i>I know.</i>

111
00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,218
And I know
it is a big ask,

112
00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,512
but I was hoping
that you could represent me.

113
00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,715
Marcus, hold on.
When did this happen?

114
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The last time I was up there,
everything seemed fine.

115
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<i>Yeah, well, it's not fine.</i>

116
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And as much as I hate it,
this is what she wants.

117
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If you want me to help you,
I'm gonna need to know more than that.

118
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<i>What do you want me to tell you, Harvey?
That we grew apart?</i>

119
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- Well, we did.
<i>- Bullshit, I know you.</i>

120
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- It's not the full story.
<i>- You're right, it's not,</i>

121
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and I will tell you everything
when you get up here.

122
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<i>I didn't say
I was coming up there,</i>

123
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and I'm not going to, unless you tell me
what's going on, right now.

124
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I slept with someone,
all right?

125
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- You did what?
<i>- I was stupid,</i>

126
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and I had an affair,
and I know you want

127
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to rip my head off
right now...

128
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<i>You're damn right,
I do!</i>

129
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'Cause you know better than anyone,
what thatdoes to a family.

130
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Right now, I don't care.

131
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What the hell did
you just say to me?

132
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Harvey, you're always telling your clients
that "Your issues are your issues,"

133
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and that you don't judge
people for what they do.

134
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<i>So, right now, I don't need
to hear how I screwed up.</i>

135
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What I need to hear is that
you're on your way up here

136
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to help make sure
that I don't lose my kids.

137
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What are you
talking about?

138
00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,688
I'm talking about
custody, Harvey,

139
00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,989
<i>because Katie hired a shark
to represent her.</i>

140
00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,737
Which means even
if you didn't want this

141
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- to turn into a fight...
<i>- I can't risk not treating it like one,</i>

142
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and the best way I know to avoid
a fight is to show up with a howitzer.

143
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And, Harvey, the biggest
howitzer I know is you.

144
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All right, Marcus,
I'll come up.

145
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<i>See the money,
wanna stay for your meal</i>

146
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<i>Get another piece of pie
for your wife</i>

147
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<i>Everybody wanna know
how it feel</i>

148
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<i>Everybody wanna see
what it's like</i>

149
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<i>I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind</i>

150
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<i>Me and missy is so early</i>

151
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<i>Busy, busy making money</i>

152
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<i>All right!</i>

153
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,992
<i>All step back
I'm 'bout to dance</i>

154
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<i>The greenback boogie</i>

155
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All right, you have your tea.
Now, let's get you set up in the library.

156
00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,901
You mean the room with the books
I can literally see from here?

157
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,068
Joy, I don't need
to have any attitude.

158
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,085
I can set myself up,
Dad, thanks.

159
00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,345
These associates get younger
and angrier, don't they?

160
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,176
That's not an associate,
that's my daughter.

161
00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,057
And you think
I didn't know that?

162
00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,436
I can spot a ninth-grade
pushback from a mile away.

163
00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,845
Let me ask you something.
How'd you manage your kids?

164
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What do you mean,
manage 'em?

165
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I mean, Joy got in trouble at school,
that's why she's here.

166
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And she may be
a pain in the ass,

167
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but she finishes her homework
in 18 seconds,

168
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- and all I have today is paperwork.
- I got it.

169
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Your daughter won't listen, and you don't
want to talk to her, anyway.

170
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No, I just don't know what to say
to her to get her to hear me.

171
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That's because sometimes, there is no way
to get them to hear you.

172
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But they might hear someone
else. Someone cool.

173
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- Someone like you?
- No, no, no.

174
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- Not me.
- Come on, Gretchen,

175
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,050
- what's it gonna take?
- I'm not saying I won't do it.

176
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- I'm saying it won't work.
- Why not?

177
00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,425
Because it can't be someone
you think is cool.

178
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It has to be someone
she thinks is cool.

179
00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,356
Well, look at that.
Maybe you're not doomed after all.

180
00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:06,605
Now, move out of the way.
I gotta get me some of that almond milk.

181
00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,002
Hello. My name is Louis Litt,
and I'm here to...

182
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,842
- You know, make a deposit.
- Ah. Of course.

183
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,211
11:00, right on the dot.

184
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Punctuality helps me
get in the right head space.

185
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,451
Then why don't you take a look
at our preparatory materials,

186
00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,639
and before you ask, I promise,
whatever you need,

187
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,998
- we've got you covered.
- That's great.

188
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,124
Then I'll just take
a quick look

189
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,748
- at <i>The Wall Street Journal.</i>
- The what?

190
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,335
<i>The Wall Street Journal.</i>
America's paper of record.

191
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,920
What do you need
<i>The Wall Street Journal</i> for?

192
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,964
What do you mean, what do I need it for?
I need it to conduct my business.

193
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,257
But we don't conduct
business here.

194
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,567
No, not that
kind of business.

195
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,010
- This kind of business.
- Are you telling me...

196
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,650
Yes. I need
a <i>Wall Street Journal</i>

197
00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,578
a <i>Forbes, Investor's Weekly,</i>
anything of a fiscal and fiduciary nature.

198
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,079
We don't
have those things.

199
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,684
Who are you?
You just said anything I need,

200
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,540
you got me covered.
What is your problem?

201
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:08,288
Well, it's not the clinic's, but I have
the real estate section of the newspaper.

202
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,840
Give me that shit. Standard, standard,
standard, blah, blah, blah...

203
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,905
Holy shit, they want how much
for a two bedroom?

204
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,170
Chubby Checker.
That'll work.

205
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,471
- Really?
- Yes, really.

206
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,201
I need a room. I need one now.
I'll even share it with somebody.

207
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,369
- Come on, get the cup.
- All right...

208
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,804
- Get the cup!
- This way.

209
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,019
Samantha, you got a second?

210
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,850
What I have is
less than four hours

211
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:33,028
to find proof Insight Drugs has ripped
off our client's heart medication.

212
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,051
That's too bad because I need
help with something,

213
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,236
and you're
the perfect person.

214
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,989
- You're asking for my help?
- Yes, I am.

215
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,321
- What's the case?
<i>- Williams vs. Williams,</i>

216
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,197
- and I'm losing big time.
- What, now?

217
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,705
My daughter. She's here for two days
because she got suspended,

218
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,273
and worse, when I asked her what
happened, she lied to me about it.

219
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,900
So, you're coming to me
because you don't think

220
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,359
she'll listen to you
or your wife right now.

221
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,592
She's a smart kid, but right now,
all she cares about is being cool.

222
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,796
So, I need someone like you to show
her that being smart is cool.

223
00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,930
So, you're
saying I'm cool.

224
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,847
To a 15-year-old, who won't listen
to a word her father says, yes.

225
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,469
Maybe that's
because she doesn't need

226
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,021
to listen right now,
she needs to be heard.

227
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,855
Because I can tell you from experience,
being a teenage girl is pretty damn hard.

228
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,112
- Does that mean you'll do it?
- I guess it does.

229
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,032
Just don't make
me regret this.

230
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,655
Alex, if you don't
know by now,

231
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,665
making people regret things
is kind of what I do.

232
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:27,200
Then you and Joy are gonna get
along just fine. Thanks, Samantha.

233
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,169
- What is this?
- Sanitizer.

234
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,344
I heard you had a particularly
dirty case on your hands.

235
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,465
Harvey told you.

236
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,139
You mean that this was
the hardest case you've ever had?

237
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,099
That the client was really
jerking you around?

238
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,305
- That...
- Are you finished?

239
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,433
- Are you finished?
- Donna!

240
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,475
I'm just asking as a friend.

241
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,935
Did you slay the dragon?
Did you bop the potato?

242
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,308
Did you wallop
the badinger?

243
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,357
- "Wallop the badinger"?
- Yeah, I was on a roll.

244
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,022
Whatever. No.

245
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,694
Louis, what's wrong?

246
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,492
I was just joking around.

247
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,538
Did it not go okay?

248
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,457
- It's not that, Donna.
- Then what is it?

249
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,668
- What if I can't have kids?
- Louis...

250
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,120
It is all I've ever wanted,

251
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:17,083
but it has never once occurred
to me that I might not be able to do it.

252
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,445
Has it occurred to you
that the reason

253
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,677
you were never worried
is that there's no reason

254
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,629
- to be worried?
- Except Sheila is worried,

255
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,386
and now, it's in my head.

256
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,933
- Donna, what if it is me?
- Louis, right now,

257
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,182
we don't even know
if there's a problem at all.

258
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,098
So, I suggest you cross that
bridge when you come to it.

259
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,685
And if you do, and you need someone
to talk about it with, I'll be here.

260
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,063
Thank you, Donna.

261
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,616
Hey. Did you get
a hold of Marcus?

262
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,873
- I did.
- Then what's going on?

263
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,834
- He's not sick again, is he?
- No, nothing like that,

264
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,961
- but it's still not good.
- Then what is it?

265
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,176
He cheated on Katie. She found out,
and now, she wants a divorce.

266
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,388
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
- No.

267
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,285
And that's not all,
he wants me to come up there

268
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,229
- and represent him.
- So, what are you gonna do?

269
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,039
What do you think I'm gonna
do? I'm gonna help him.

270
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,147
Okay, look, I have to ask, are you
sure that you want to do this?

271
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,976
I appreciate your concern,
Donna, but it's my brother.

272
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,310
What am I supposed to do?

273
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,423
All I'm saying is that this
could bring up a lot of shit for you.

274
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:23,987
And I don't disagree,
but like I said, it's my brother.

275
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,070
- What am I supposed to do?
- Okay.

276
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,280
But before you go,
after what just happened,

277
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,616
- I think you should tell Robert.
- I already did.

278
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,412
- How did he take it?
- I have to give him credit,

279
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,789
he didn't hesitate for a second.
He said, "Family comes first.

280
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,840
"Always does, always will."

281
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,856
- You must be Joy.
- That's the name they gave me.

282
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,020
I'm Samantha.

283
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,587
Your dad's gonna be
stuck in meetings all day,

284
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,025
so, he asked me
to check in on you.

285
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,324
Samantha, is it? He didn't ask
you to check in on me.

286
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,949
He asked you to keep an eye
on me because you're the cool one.

287
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,369
Well, you might be cool
to him, but you're not cool to me.

288
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:18,751
Okay. I see what this is.

289
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,523
I'll tell you mine,
if you tell me yours.

290
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,675
- Your what?
- My "why I got suspended."

291
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,170
- You got suspended?
- Just once.

292
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,472
But from three
different schools.

293
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,347
That's the football field.
I used industrial bleach.

294
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,558
That shit's not
coming out for months.

295
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,731
Wow. That is some
colorful language.

296
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,403
- So, what'd you do?
- The worst one?

297
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,275
I boosted a car
from the school parking lot.

298
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,620
- You stole somebody's car.
- Not somebody's, the principal's.

299
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,948
Turns out that is not
a good idea.

300
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,035
Got it. Don't steal
the principal's car.

301
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,459
I'm not saying breaking
the rules is a bad thing.

302
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,799
I'm saying you just need
to know which ones to break.

303
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,044
I don't think
you're supposed to tell me that.

304
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,050
Maybe not,
but if you're gonna help me

305
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,678
the next couple of days,
you should know how I work.

306
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,054
- Help you?
- Yeah.

307
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,391
I've got a deposition this afternoon,
and nothing to force the other guy's hand.

308
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,813
You in?

309
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,140
- I'm in.
- Well, then, Joy,

310
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,604
you and I are gonna
need some coffee.

311
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,824
Harvey, what are you
doing here?

312
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,874
I'm here because Marcus asked me
to represent him.

313
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,577
Then you shouldn't be contacting
me without my lawyer.

314
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,002
No, I shouldn't.

315
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,339
But I'm not here as a lawyer.
I'm here as your brother-in-law.

316
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,884
- What does that mean?
- It means I know Marcus still loves you,

317
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,009
and I need to know
if there isn't still a way

318
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,326
that you guys
can work this out.

319
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,184
And as much as I wish that
could happen, it's too late for that.

320
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,265
Look, Marcus told me
what happened...

321
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,499
And you're still
standing here,

322
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,606
- trying to defend him.
- No, I'm not.

323
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,317
When he told me, believe me,
I wanted to lay him out myself,

324
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,771
but I also know
what it feels like

325
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,967
to have your family ripped apart,
and I don't want to see that happen.

326
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,448
And you think I do?

327
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,743
No, I don't,
but I'm telling you,

328
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,614
the second lawyers get involved,
it's gonna get messy.

329
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,494
It's already
messy, Harvey.

330
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,836
And my lawyer's already involved,
so, be Marcus's lawyer, or don't,

331
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,461
but either way,
I can't talk to you anymore.

332
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,175
- No, no, you sit here.
- Why?

333
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,062
Those two over there are
opposing council and his client.

334
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,625
What does that have to do
with where I sit?

335
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,231
It has to do
with where I sit.

336
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,817
- I don't understand.
- Let me explain.

337
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,238
I have nothing on this asshole,
but I know he's lying.

338
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,991
So, I'm going to bluff him in an hour,
and this is where that bluff starts.

339
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,437
So, you're just gonna
stare at him?

340
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,578
No, I'm also
going to laugh

341
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,658
and drink my coffee and show him how
incredibly confident I am.

342
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,910
I get it. You're trying
to get in their heads.

343
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,289
- Not trying, doing.
- Awesome.

344
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,381
- I'll get us some drinks.
- You're buying?

345
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,130
- My dad's buying.
- In that case,

346
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,552
I will take a dozen bagels,
seven donuts,

347
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,222
and one of those fancy
espresso machines over there.

348
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,973
Don't tell me,
the results are in.

349
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,182
- They are.
- And?

350
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,087
They want me to meet
with the doctor in person.

351
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,398
- And?
- And I want you to come with me.

352
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,070
Louis, I don't mean
to sound insensitive,

353
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,651
but I really think that you
should do this on your own.

354
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,455
Donna, they said "in person."
That can't be good.

355
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,893
But don't they do
that for everyone?

356
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,603
Maybe they do,
but I just don't want to be alone.

357
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,837
And I understand that, but I'm not
the woman you should be asking.

358
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,251
- Sheila.
- She's your partner in this.

359
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,208
I know that,
but what if...

360
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,801
- What if what?
- Donna, if I'm the reason

361
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,888
we can't have kids,
I wanna be the one to tell her.

362
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,764
Not some guy
in a lab coat.

363
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,351
And if you really want me
to go with you, I will,

364
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,144
but if I were Sheila,
I wouldn't want

365
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,565
to be the second woman in
your life to find that out.

366
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,942
You're right, Donna.

367
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,515
Don't tell me they
ran out of coffee.

368
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,239
No, I got something
better than coffee.

369
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,455
I didn't know what to do,
so, I just hit "record."

370
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,413
- Does it help?
- It sure as shit doesn't hurt.

371
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,451
Does that mean we don't have
to sit here and smile at them?

372
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:36,345
No, it just means it's gonna be
a hell of a lot more fun.

373
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,103
Harvey. You were supposed
to be here an hour ago.

374
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,500
There was something
I had to do first.

375
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,648
Yeah, I know
what you had to do,

376
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,610
- and I wish you hadn't done it.
- Listen to me...

377
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,921
Harvey, you said
you were gonna come up here

378
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,381
and help me, not stir
things up with Katie.

379
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,398
Marcus, you said you wanted peace, so,
I tried to make peace.

380
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:59,527
Yeah, well, what you did
was make it worse.

381
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,475
- Shit.
- What does that mean,

382
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,957
"You've been sanctioned"?

383
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,620
Look, it's a fine for contacting her
without her lawyer.

384
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,089
- It's nothing.
- No, I know you, and there's something else.

385
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,925
If I file some kind of motion
and it's a coin toss,

386
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,678
the judge probably rules
in their favor.

387
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,643
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Marcus, I am sorry.

388
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:30,316
You asked me to come up here,
and like it or not,

389
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,481
this is tough for me, too,
so, I tried with Katie.

390
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,149
Okay, Harvey, I get it.

391
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,482
I just wish there was a chance in hell
that it would've worked.

392
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,577
- So, what are we gonna do now?
- I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

393
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,872
You want a peaceful settlement,
we're gonna get you a peaceful settlement.

394
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,922
- Mr. Litt.
- Yes.

395
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,544
- Please, have a seat.
- Oh, my God,

396
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,127
it's worse than I thought.
I have no sperm at all.

397
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,963
Of course not.
In fact, I'm happy to inform you,

398
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,970
that your sperm count
is perfectly fine.

399
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,512
I see no reason
why you can't make

400
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,141
- any healthy woman pregnant.
- Great, fantastic.

401
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,222
- There is one thing, however.
- One thing.

402
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,524
I noticed on the Lifestyle section
of our form,

403
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,602
- you put down "mudding."
- Yeah.

404
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,487
Yes, it relaxes
and soothes me.

405
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,551
Come to think of it, doc,
I think that's the reason

406
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,803
- why my count is so robust.
- You'll have to give it up.

407
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,489
- What now?
- Your count is fine,

408
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,741
but due to your partner's age,
if you give up mudding,

409
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,118
your chances of conceiving
go up significantly.

410
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,584
- Define significantly.
- 80%.

411
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,332
Holy shit, 80%?

412
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,816
- There's gotta be another way!
- There isn't.

413
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,440
What if I put everything in
but my balls?

414
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,819
- I don't...
- Scratch that, defeats the purpose.

415
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,279
- Mr. Litt...
- What if I cut down on my sessions?

416
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,511
I cut it down in half,
it improves our chances 40%.

417
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,672
I'm afraid it doesn't
work that way.

418
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,886
Then what are you
telling me?

419
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,972
I'm telling you that if you want to have
the best chance at having a child,

420
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,805
you'll give up mudding
for the foreseeable future.

421
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,479
Excuse me. Who is she,
and what's she doing here?

422
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,340
- It's "go to work with your parent" day.
- She's your daughter?

423
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,400
Something like that.

424
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,385
But, of course, if you're too
afraid to have her here,

425
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,220
- she doesn't have to be here.
- Fine with me if she stays,

426
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,782
since this is gonna be
the world's shortest deposition.

427
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,705
Because you're ready to admit
you infringed on my client's patent

428
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,623
to create your generic
knock-off?

429
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,669
Because my company developed
that drug from scratch,

430
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,461
and your client
has no proof we didn't.

431
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,790
Actually, we do have proof,
we're just not gonna use it.

432
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,820
You're not going to use it
because it doesn't exist.

433
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,258
I'm not gonna use it because I'd like you
to lie to my face in this deposition.

434
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,092
And why is that?

435
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,926
So, when I reveal what we know
in open court, you not only lose this case,

436
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,555
you get charged
with perjury.

437
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,046
Can't you get sent
to jail for that?

438
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,972
Why, yes,
Joy, you can.

439
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,128
But you'd probably go bankrupt
first, trying to fight it.

440
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,359
Hmm.

441
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,320
You're bluffing.
You don't have shit on him.

442
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,319
I guess there's only
one way to find out.

443
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,491
So, Mr. Coleman, did you
or did you not

444
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,321
rip off our patent to create
your bullshit new drug?

445
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,489
And before you answer,

446
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,200
I'd like you to think back
to that decaf latte

447
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,910
you were drinking
before coming up here.

448
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,790
And, more specifically, to the person
waiting in line by your table,

449
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,171
while you were trying so hard
not to look at me.

450
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,720
That's what
she's doing here.

451
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,093
- You set us up.
- You set yourself up

452
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,221
because you went
to a public place,

453
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,552
and discussed a case loud enough
for a 15-year-old girl,

454
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,269
who just happened to be recording
the coffee shop to pick you up on tape.

455
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:21,899
Now, for the last time, where'd
your new drug come from?

456
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,370
All right.

457
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,991
How much do you want?

458
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,454
Gentlemen, sorry
to keep you waiting.

459
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,544
My client and I were just
discussing a few last matters.

460
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,091
Not a problem.

461
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,906
Now, that you're ready, I suggest
we start with division of property.

462
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,468
Actually, we'd like to start
with the most important issue...

463
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,889
- Our kids.
- Exactly.

464
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,716
Because we're seeking
sole custody.

465
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,976
What? We didn't
talk about that.

466
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,749
And what was or wasn't
previously discussed

467
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:56,875
- is irrelevant.
- That's bull...

468
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,356
Marcus, let me
handle this.

469
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,684
Because they don't
really want sole custody,

470
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,485
they just want to
start on one end

471
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,508
because they're expecting us
to start on the other.

472
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,866
But we don't want a fight, so, why don't
we just all start in the middle?

473
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,990
I'll tell you why, because we're not
moving on this at all.

474
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,158
- Excuse me?
- Katie, don't do this.

475
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,789
You did this to yourself,
Marcus.

476
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,912
No, he didn't.
He may have screwed up,

477
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,745
but you don't have the grounds
to take the kids.

478
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,671
- Actually, we do.
- Bullshit.

479
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,625
And I'm not gonna let you play games
like you did with those sanctions.

480
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,710
- What sanctions?
- You know what sanctions.

481
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,512
The ones you had your lawyer slap me
with for coming to talk to you.

482
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,428
- I didn't authorize anything like that.
- You didn't need to.

483
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,805
After you told me
he approached you improperly...

484
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,295
You thought it was a good idea
to use that to bias the judge.

485
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,064
I thought it would be a good idea
to protect my client's interests.

486
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,984
Well, those kids aren't just
your client's interests.

487
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,686
They're my
brother's children...

488
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,989
Then maybe he should have cared enough
to put their needs ahead of his own.

489
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,845
Katie, he may not have been
a perfect husband,

490
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,612
but I am not gonna let you say
he's not a good father.

491
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,474
How would you know
what kind of a father he is?

492
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,741
I'll tell you how. Every time
I have seen them with him,

493
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,451
every time
he has told me about them...

494
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,785
What about what he told you
about why we're splitting up?

495
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,234
Just because he slept with someone else
doesn't mean he's not a good...

496
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:08,298
Slept with someone else?
Oh, my God.

497
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,094
He didn't tell you what
happened, did he?

498
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,139
- Katie...
- Marcus, what's she talking about?

499
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,684
Know what? You can have that
conversation on your own time,

500
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,665
'cause I'm not gonna let you
tell me this is all my fault

501
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,430
when you don't even
know the whole story.

502
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:25,144
But let me be clear, I'm taking the kids
because that is what is best for them.

503
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,756
And if you have a problem
with that, Harvey,

504
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,363
you can take it up with
the man sitting next to you,

505
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,193
'cause I'm done
defending myself.

506
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,946
Katie!

507
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,576
Okay, you tell me,
and you tell me, now.

508
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,911
What was that all about?

509
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,042
- I was gambling again.
- I don't believe this...

510
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,464
It was just
for a few weeks.

511
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,069
It was almost a year ago,
and I've been in a program

512
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,880
- ever since.
- Let me guess.

513
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,010
You didn't tell Katie,
just like you didn't tell me.

514
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,241
- I was going to tell you.
- When?

515
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,973
After the judge took your kids?
Because they're right, Marcus.

516
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,676
They do have
the grounds to do that,

517
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,164
- and you gave it to them.
- Harvey,

518
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,290
there's gotta be something
you can do here.

519
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:01,714
Not when I don't
have all the facts!

520
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:06,064
I point-blank asked you what happened,
and you said it was because of an affair.

521
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,941
Look, I know I should have told you,
but I'm telling you now.

522
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,149
Then you tell me right now
anything else I should know,

523
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:13,358
and I mean anything.

524
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,283
Haley caught me
making a bet,

525
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,865
and I told her that
I was just playing a game,

526
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,495
and that it could be
our little secret.

527
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,326
- Are you kidding me?
- Where you going?

528
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,537
- Back to New York.
- No, please, you can't...

529
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:26,963
These are my kids!

530
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:31,009
Your kids that you asked to lie for you,
which makes you no different than Mom was.

531
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,220
That is not fair.
What Mom did is nothing like this.

532
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,969
You asked your kids
to keep your secrets.

533
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,800
- How is that different?
- It was one time,

534
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,261
and Haley had no idea
what I was doing was wrong.

535
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,041
You know what?
Tell yourself whatever you want

536
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,727
about what kind
of man you are.

537
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,183
You're not just
a shitty husband,

538
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:49,440
you're a shitty brother,
and I'm done here.

539
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,947
Oh, ho, ho.
What's this for?

540
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,703
I know it was a stressful day,
and I thought you deserved something

541
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,409
with a little umbrella.

542
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,620
You have no idea.

543
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,248
So, how did it go?

544
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,208
- It was great.
- Really?

545
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,173
What did he say?

546
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:17,065
He said I should have no issue getting
you pregnant, and nothing else.

547
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,183
- Nothing else?
- Absolutely not one thing else.

548
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,097
That's funny,
because I was told

549
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,765
- you have to give up mudding.
- What?

550
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,291
- How'd you know that?
- They called me

551
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,315
- right after they saw you.
- I don't believe this.

552
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,276
This is a total violation
of the doctor-patient...

553
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,570
Cut the bullshit, Louis.
You signed the form.

554
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,444
The question is,
can you do this?

555
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,970
- Of course, I can do it.
- Are you sure?

556
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,610
Because you couldn't
even admit it to me.

557
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,598
I didn't wanna talk about it
because it was a difficult thing,

558
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,658
but I can handle it.

559
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,518
You know nothing means more
to me than having a family.

560
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,706
I do know that, Louis, but I also know
how your brain works,

561
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,732
and you're gonna try to figure
out a way to convince yourself

562
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,874
- that you can have both.
- Okay.

563
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,342
I am a grown man,
and I am telling you,

564
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,268
if a doctor tells me
I have to give up mudding,

565
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,672
- then I will give it up.
- Promise me.

566
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,387
I promise.

567
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,651
Mom, if you're here
to talk about Marcus...

568
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,902
Of course, I'm here
to talk about Marcus.

569
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:20,493
Question is, are you going
to let me in, or not?

570
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,289
Then go ahead and say your piece,
but it's not gonna change my mind.

571
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:28,288
Well, I don't know if it will,
or it won't,

572
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,335
but I came to tell
you you're right.

573
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:34,416
What Marcus did was horrible,
and I understand you being furious,

574
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:36,839
but Haley's in fifth grade.

575
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,465
She barely knows
what gambling is.

576
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,171
She knows what lying is.

577
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,177
She knows that her father
asked her to do it.

578
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,929
And Marcus feels
terrible about that.

579
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,476
Yeah, that's what
all addicts say.

580
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,270
And your brother has never
been as strong as you are,

581
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,251
- but that doesn't mean...
- This isn't about strength.

582
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,983
No, it's about forgiveness.

583
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,357
And Marcus forgave me,
even when I failed you both,

584
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,564
and then he forgave you
when you walked away.

585
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,069
Are you saying I owe him?

586
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,822
I'm saying people
make mistakes.

587
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,198
Harvey, I know
how angry you are,

588
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,038
but you can't let him
lose his children.

589
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,253
Because I can tell you
from personal experience,

590
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:16,424
there is nothing worse
for the parent or the child.

591
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,092
What am I supposed
to say to that?

592
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:22,138
How about if I say
what we both know is true?

593
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,757
This is all my fault.

594
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:28,892
I modeled all of this behavior
for both of you, but please, Harvey,

595
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,268
don't make him pay
for my mistakes.

596
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,024
Okay, I'll see
what I can do.

597
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,571
But I'm gonna need
to ask you some questions.

598
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:44,449
So, make yourself comfortable,
because we're gonna be here for a while.

599
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,170
Thought you were
done with me.

600
00:27:55,257 --> 00:28:00,218
I'm your brother. I'm never
gonna be done with you.

601
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,425
- You talked to Mom.
- I did.

602
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,591
She basically said
it was all her fault.

603
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,305
- Well, it wasn't.
- I know.

604
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,058
But if I can forgive her,
I should be able to forgive you, too.

605
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,437
I figured out a way
to get you shared custody.

606
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,314
But I am putting
in the agreement,

607
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,566
you ever gamble again,
she gets the kids.

608
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,114
You don't live up to that,
I don't care what the law says,

609
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,450
I'll represent her to make
sure that's what happens.

610
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,869
- Okay.
- Okay.

611
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,665
Uh...

612
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,173
This claims that
Katie's an unfit mother.

613
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,423
You were traveling for work,
and Haley broke her arm at the playground.

614
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,674
- Where was Katie?
- She was in a meeting.

615
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:45,846
Her phone was off.

616
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,869
So, you'd think she'd be more
mindful in the future,

617
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,727
but when her son wandered off
from camp two years later,

618
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,637
she didn't even bother
calling them back

619
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,611
- for three hours.
- She didn't get the message!

620
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:58,192
When you got the message, you drove up
there like a rocket to go find him.

621
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,653
- Harvey, you're twisting the facts here.
- No.

622
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,447
- I am getting your children.
- Not this way, you're not.

623
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:07,743
I know this doesn't feel good,
but you said it, we need a howitzer.

624
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,237
- This is it.
- I don't care.

625
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,038
- Marcus...
- Katie is a good mother.

626
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,160
She loves those kids.

627
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,208
I'm not gonna let you
say these things about her.

628
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:16,620
Damn it, Marcus,
there's no other way.

629
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,213
You're the best goddamn closer
in New York.

630
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,881
Isn't that what
you always say?

631
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:24,089
Well, the best goddamn closer
would find another way.

632
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,060
Hey, Dad.
Got you some churros.

633
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,011
Thanks, but I gotta say,

634
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,167
I thought you'd be here an hour ago,
begging to go home.

635
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,854
Well, Samantha and I went
to Otto's Tacos to celebrate.

636
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,981
- Celebrate what?
- Her destroying this dude

637
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:44,026
in a deposition all
because of what I gave her.

638
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,695
- She said I did great.
- What do you mean, "what you gave her"?

639
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,153
I overheard this guy telling his lawyer
that they stole our drug formula,

640
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,622
- and then I just...
- Wait a second, you overheard this?

641
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,291
I didn't just overhear it,
I recorded it.

642
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,206
And then Samantha
used it in a deposition.

643
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,753
Well, she didn't
really use it,

644
00:29:58,839 --> 00:29:59,983
she just
threatened to use it,

645
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,359
which I thought
was pretty badass...

646
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,902
I want you to stay
the hell away from that woman.

647
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:03,962
What?

648
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,405
- You heard me.
- Wait, aren't you the one

649
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,031
who wanted us to work together
in the first place?

650
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,717
Not to work together,
keep an eye on you,

651
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,015
- and definitely not use you.
- She didn't use me.

652
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,328
- I volunteered.
- You don't know what she did

653
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,763
because you're 15 years old.

654
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,390
I may only be 15,

655
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,767
but I actually came in here
to admit that I was wrong

656
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,460
for not wanting to come
into work with you,

657
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,045
and that now, I can't
wait until tomorrow.

658
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,651
Tomorrow's not gonna
be like today,

659
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,025
because you're gonna stay away
from that woman.

660
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,396
- You can't make me do that!
- You'd better believe I can.

661
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,074
You really are a piece of work,
aren't you?

662
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,808
I'm sorry, shouldn't you
be coming in here

663
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,522
to thank me for taking care
of your daughter?

664
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,786
If you think what you did
is what "taking care of" means,

665
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,664
I hope you never get
a goddamn houseplant,

666
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,383
- let alone a child.
- Excuse me?

667
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,134
Joy told me about the stunt you pulled,
and how you told her she did a great job.

668
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:53,261
Did you also tell her it's illegal to record
someone else's conversation?

669
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,844
It is not illegal to record
sound in a public space.

670
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,373
That's not what happened,
and you know it.

671
00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,126
It doesn't matter, because I didn't use
the recording because I didn't need to.

672
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,561
Oh, I know that,
because if you had,

673
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,296
we'd have a whole other
set of problems right now.

674
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,811
And what would
those be?

675
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,426
Because what I did was completely
within the bounds of the law.

676
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,527
You don't get it,
do you?

677
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,613
I trusted you with my daughter who's been
getting in trouble and lying,

678
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,097
and then she does
something like this.

679
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,058
And instead of you telling her
it was wrong, you gave her

680
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,882
- a goddamn cookie.
- What I did was treat her

681
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,291
like an adult and show her
how the world works.

682
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:22,537
She's not an adult, and she can learn
how the world works when you and I did,

683
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,747
and that's not 15.

684
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,610
Some of us learned
a hell of a lot younger than that.

685
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,751
You must have had
a shitty upbringing,

686
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,882
because a parent's job isn't to teach
their kids how the world is.

687
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,555
A parent's job is to teach them
how the world should be.

688
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,642
Her parent asked me to get through
to her in the first place

689
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,266
because he couldn't
do it himself.

690
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,769
Well, that's on me
to grapple with.

691
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:46,186
In the meantime, stay the hell
away from my daughter.

692
00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,936
Good morning, Gretchen.
How are you this...

693
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,792
I'm busy, Louis,
just like you'd better get.

694
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,773
- Which is what I'm doing here.
- Wait, slow it down.

695
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,525
- What are you talking about?
- The Nielson depo

696
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:06,943
- got moved up to tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?

697
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:10,210
Yes, and Joan Walsh wants her
quarterly update yesterday.

698
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,323
There are 16 other things
waiting for you in your office.

699
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,464
You got lunch with Sheila
at 1:00, and I don't know

700
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,660
- what the hell...
- Stop right there.

701
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:16,786
You need to reschedule
half of those things.

702
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,221
That brings me
to the last thing.

703
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,678
- I gotta go to the dentist.
- What?

704
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,521
Gretchen, no,
you can't leave me like this.

705
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,643
Did you hear me?

706
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,066
I got a hole in my tooth
the size of Colorado.

707
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:30,359
And before you ask me to call Lipschitz
because you can't handle the pressure,

708
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,398
he's out of town
till next week.

709
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,651
Good luck.

710
00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:35,864
Good mudding, Louis.

711
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,141
- Good mudding, Louis.
- Hey, Louis, good mudding.

712
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,623
- And good mudding to you, too.
- Top of the mudding to you.

713
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,791
- Good mudding.
- Good mudding.

714
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,647
- Good mudding.
- Hey, Louis, good mudding.

715
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,958
<i>Mudding,
mudding, mudding...</i>

716
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,263
So, what's on the agenda
for today?

717
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,554
Nothing.

718
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,042
After last night's lecture,
I didn't think I'd be seeing you today.

719
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,058
Yeah, my dad told me
to stay away from you,

720
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,643
but he doesn't
know anything.

721
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,940
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.

722
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,943
- He's an asshole.
- Don't say that.

723
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,360
Why not?
It's the truth.

724
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,072
I learned more from you
than any adult ever,

725
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,075
so, if he wants me to stay away
from you, he's wrong.

726
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:24,034
No, Joy, he's not.

727
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,752
I'm the one
who was wrong.

728
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:31,587
That car I boosted when I was 14?
I didn't tell you the other half of it.

729
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,963
I didn't just get suspended,
I got expelled.

730
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,008
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.

731
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,802
And after that, I had a choice,
either get my shit together,

732
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,758
or get nowhere in life.

733
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,219
So, by the time I was a senior,
I got a scholarship,

734
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:46,852
and that's how I was able
to go to college in the first place.

735
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,905
Well, I don't need a scholarship.
My dad's rich.

736
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,145
And if you think
that's your father's value,

737
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,572
you don't know anything.

738
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:56,900
Whether you see it or not,
he is looking out for you.

739
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,484
He doesn't look out
for me, okay?

740
00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,864
He just tells
me what to do.

741
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,572
Telling you what to do
is looking out for you.

742
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,727
As someone who didn't have
anyone telling me what to do

743
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,459
when I could have
really used it,

744
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,586
you have no idea
how lucky you are.

745
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:13,587
So, whether you want
to listen to him or not, I do,

746
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,293
and we're not working
together anymore.

747
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,170
I didn't think
you'd take his side.

748
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,466
What can I say, turns out
your father's pretty smart.

749
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,880
You should listen
to him sometime.

750
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:28,147
Maybe I will. He was right
about one thing this week.

751
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:31,351
- Yeah? What's that?
- You are the cool one.

752
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,194
Joy, what I'm trying
to tell you,

753
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:38,400
is I think, maybe,
your dad is the cool one.

754
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,210
Mind if I sit?

755
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,710
Harvey, I told you, I'm not
talking to you without my lawyer.

756
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,959
And I tried to tell you that
lawyers only make things ugly.

757
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,465
Here's proof.

758
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,430
What is this?

759
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,133
It's a list of all the times
you put those kids at risk.

760
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,723
- This is bullshit.
- Maybe,

761
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,930
but it's the kind of bullshit
that works in court.

762
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,669
- You wouldn't do this to me.
- You'd better believe I would,

763
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,150
because I care
about those kids,

764
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:16,104
and I know they both need you
and Marcus in their lives.

765
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,401
Well, then maybe Marcus
should have thought about that

766
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:20,531
- before he did what he did.
- Yeah, he should have.

767
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,367
But he's thinking
about it now,

768
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:27,119
which is why, as much
as I'd like to use this,

769
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,575
- he won't let me.
- What?

770
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,748
I told him
this was the only way.

771
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,332
He told me
to find another one

772
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,040
because he doesn't want to hurt you
any more than he already has.

773
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:43,347
Katie, he loves you,

774
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:48,098
and whether or not you're willing
to give the marriage another chance,

775
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:51,848
he deserves another
chance as a father.

776
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,443
I never thought I'd hear something
like that from Harvey Specter.

777
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,442
Well, if there's one thing
I've come around on,

778
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:03,617
when it comes to family, forgiveness is
a hell of a lot better than anger.

779
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,454
I'll think about it.

780
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,872
That's the most
I can ask.

781
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,012
- Hey.
- Louis, it's past 3:00.

782
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,095
We were supposed
to go to lunch two hours ago.

783
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,931
I know. Work was a shit-show,

784
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:37,519
so, I got you these
to say I'm sorry.

785
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:38,945
They're beautiful.

786
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,779
- And I have a gift for you, too.
- Oh, yeah?

787
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:42,739
- What kind of gift?
- The best kind.

788
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:46,035
You don't have to give up mudding
because I've decided to get my tubes tied.

789
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,362
What? Why would you...

790
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:50,101
Because clearly mudding is more important
to you than having a baby,

791
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,708
so, I thought, why not make it
easier for both of us?

792
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:53,875
Sheila, that's not...

793
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:57,751
You're gonna tell me that's not
mud under your fingernails?

794
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,295
All right, it is, but it was
just one last time.

795
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,696
And how can I trust
that that's true?

796
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,430
Because I just told you,
work was fucking crazy.

797
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,284
Gretchen was coming at me
with 1,000 things.

798
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:08,828
- You don't understand.
- I do understand,

799
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:13,142
because I'm the one
who asked her to come at you.

800
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,458
So, let me just
get this straight,

801
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,646
you didn't trust me,
so, you did this to me.

802
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:23,152
No, I didn't do anything to you.
You made me a promise.

803
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,065
All you had to do
was let go of one thing,

804
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,000
- and you couldn't do it.
- It was a big thing,

805
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,990
and I don't even know
if it's the only thing.

806
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,743
Now, let me
get this straight.

807
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:36,123
You can't put the needs of
our child above your own.

808
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,149
- I'm not saying that.
- Okay, then what are you saying?

809
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,960
Because I may not be
a mother yet, but I know

810
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,291
- that's what parenthood means.
- So do I!

811
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,174
Then what happens the first time he's sick
when we have tickets to the ballet?

812
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,880
Or there's a deposition
at the same time

813
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,181
as a parent-teacher
conference?

814
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,369
- Those are different.
- How?

815
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,557
Because I would be giving those things
up for him, not for...

816
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,766
For me.

817
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,474
No, you're not giving
any of it up for me.

818
00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,685
You're giving these things up
to have a child.

819
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,298
Do you want to know what
I'm giving up?

820
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:05,110
Coffee, and drinking,

821
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,028
and cheese,
and my hair color,

822
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:11,203
not to mention the pain of pushing
another human being out of my body.

823
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,705
So, if you're not ready to make
this one little sacrifice,

824
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:16,409
then you're not ready
to have a child.

825
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,340
Sheila, I'm sorry.

826
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,337
I wasn't thinking,
and I won't...

827
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,111
I will just get rid
of my membership today.

828
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:33,059
No, you don't have to give up
your membership, Louis.

829
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,893
You just have to stop
till we get pregnant.

830
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,095
Don't you see?

831
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:41,143
If I keep it,
I'll be tempted.

832
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:45,105
Sheila, having a family is far more
important to me than going mudding.

833
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,031
Okay, good.

834
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,867
Let me guess.
You fixed everything,

835
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:02,501
and you're calling me to tell Robert
that you'll be back in the morning.

836
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,626
<i>Okay, mind reader.</i>

837
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,172
- What do I have to say to that?
<i>- I don't know, Harvey,</i>

838
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,299
but I'm glad you went.

839
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:15,051
To tell you the truth, it was one
of the hardest things I've ever had to do.

840
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,844
I swear it took
a piece of me, Donna.

841
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,604
Well, you could look
at it that way,

842
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:23,480
or you could look at it like you chose
to give a piece of yourself.

843
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,319
That's pretty good.
You should be a philosopher.

844
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,649
And who's to say I'm not?

845
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,904
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to give a piece

846
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,783
<i>- of something to someone else.</i>
- Thank you, Donna.

847
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,332
Donna, no offense,

848
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:49,419
but a cup of coffee is the last thing
I need right now.

849
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,092
Among other things,
I'm trying to give up caffeine.

850
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:55,174
I know that, Louis,

851
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,053
and that's not coffee.

852
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,750
Oh, my God,
don't tell me it's...

853
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,015
Iron-rich Peruvian
ground silt,

854
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,648
heated to the recommended temperature
of 102.68 degrees Fahrenheit.

855
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,507
Sheila told you I sold my
membership, didn't she?

856
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,811
She did, and I have to say, I think that's
the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

857
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:14,489
Thanks, Donna.

858
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,241
And thanks for this.

859
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,663
One more thing.

860
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,268
Something tells me
that you're gonna need this

861
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,954
for coffee sooner
than you think.

862
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,713
Good night, Louis.

863
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,144
You have a minute?

864
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,608
Depends on what it's for.

865
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:50,358
I shouldn't have said what I
said about your upbringing.

866
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,191
- And?
- Whatever you said to Joy,

867
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,947
- I appreciate it.
- I'm glad.

868
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:59,163
Is it true, what you
told her about family?

869
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,865
I don't want to talk to you
about my childhood, Alex.

870
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,122
What is true
is you're a good father.

871
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,250
I overstepped my bounds.
I'm sorry.

872
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,498
Ah, shit.

873
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:10,424
- What?
- I told you I'm trying

874
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:14,003
to teach Joy to do the right thing,
but I haven't done right by you.

875
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,843
You told me Zane promised your name
would be next on that wall,

876
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:21,177
but I didn't tell you that Harvey
promised me the exact same thing.

877
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,479
Well, now that you have,
you wanna give it up?

878
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:28,604
No.

879
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,186
- You?
- No.

880
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,548
- You wanna share it together?
- No.

881
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,404
Me, either.

882
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,213
I guess there's only
one thing left to say.

883
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,404
I guess there is.

884
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:41,079
- When the time comes...
- May the best woman win.

