1 00:00:01,141 --> 00:00:02,766 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,791 --> 00:00:04,477 - My water just broke. - Yep. 3 00:00:04,531 --> 00:00:06,298 - First male is out. - You hear that, babe? 4 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,766 - We got a boy. - Something's... not right... 5 00:00:07,801 --> 00:00:09,890 Your wife is in distress, Jack. 6 00:00:09,914 --> 00:00:11,115 I found him. My father. 7 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:13,717 Randall Peasing. I'm your biological son. 8 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,052 - Toby. - Kate. 9 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:16,186 So, you want to be fat friends? 10 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:19,256 This show is so bad! 11 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:20,591 Everything's fake! 12 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:22,059 I quit. 13 00:00:22,093 --> 00:00:23,293 We lost the third baby, Jack. 14 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:24,661 I'm very sorry. 15 00:00:24,696 --> 00:00:26,382 I like to think that you took 16 00:00:26,407 --> 00:00:29,179 the sourest lemon that life has to offer 17 00:00:29,232 --> 00:00:31,767 and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 18 00:00:49,053 --> 00:00:50,454 Guys, breakfast! 19 00:00:50,488 --> 00:00:52,122 Let's go! 20 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,860 Mom, Webster told me to shut up. 21 00:00:56,895 --> 00:00:58,829 - Shut up! - Do not call him that. 22 00:00:58,863 --> 00:01:00,330 Everyone else always does. 23 00:01:00,365 --> 00:01:02,266 I don't care what everybody else does. 24 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,434 Randall is your little brother; you have to have his back. 25 00:01:04,469 --> 00:01:05,669 No, sweetheart. No, no, no. 26 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:07,104 Your breakfast is over there, Kate. 27 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:08,772 Thank you. 28 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,975 Baby, we talked about this. 29 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:13,744 Morning. 30 00:01:13,778 --> 00:01:15,012 Good morning. 31 00:01:17,115 --> 00:01:18,348 Yuck. 32 00:01:20,552 --> 00:01:21,785 Jack! 33 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,654 It's fine. It's fine. 34 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:26,757 - Did you get fruit? - Yes. 35 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,226 Hey. 36 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,196 Do you need me to show you where the coffee is? 37 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:33,831 Oh, I know where the coffee is. 38 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:36,700 Okay. Good. 39 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:38,202 Just give me... 40 00:01:38,236 --> 00:01:41,138 Okay. Dad's off. Deep breaths. 41 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:42,906 And... 42 00:01:42,941 --> 00:01:45,142 - First came... - Me! 43 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:47,044 - And Dad said... - Gee! 44 00:01:47,078 --> 00:01:48,045 - And then came... - Me! 45 00:01:48,079 --> 00:01:49,046 - And Mom said... - Whee! 46 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,547 - And then came... - Me. 47 00:01:50,582 --> 00:01:52,249 - And we said... - That's three. 48 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:54,985 - Big Three? - Big Three! 49 00:02:00,225 --> 00:02:02,326 Do you need me to show you where my mouth is? 50 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,395 No. I know where it is. 51 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:08,532 Oh. Good. 52 00:02:12,704 --> 00:02:13,937 - Bye. - Bye. 53 00:02:16,074 --> 00:02:18,542 Kate, all the fruit, please. 54 00:02:36,261 --> 00:02:39,529 You know, I just did bi's, tri's and left testicle. 55 00:02:39,564 --> 00:02:42,699 I'm really starting to get some definition on that guy. 56 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:44,268 - Not funny. - It's fun... 57 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:45,535 - It's not funny. - Come on. Come on, can we go? 58 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,603 We've been here long enough. 59 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:48,405 - No... - Kate. Come on, Kate... 60 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:49,673 Come on. 61 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:55,279 How are you losing weight and I'm not? 62 00:02:57,615 --> 00:02:58,815 Can I be honest with you? 63 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,584 Yeah, please. 64 00:03:00,618 --> 00:03:02,152 I think I'm just taking this 65 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:04,087 more seriously than you are. 66 00:03:06,491 --> 00:03:08,558 Come on. Let's go. 67 00:03:09,494 --> 00:03:11,628 Worst place in the world! 68 00:03:24,609 --> 00:03:26,043 Baby? 69 00:03:26,077 --> 00:03:27,311 Yeah. 70 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:31,214 I want to ask you something, but... 71 00:03:31,249 --> 00:03:33,884 I'm not sure how to say it. 72 00:03:33,918 --> 00:03:36,086 Since when do we censor ourselves with each other? 73 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,788 No, I know, it's... 74 00:03:37,822 --> 00:03:40,490 You know, Beth, we've been together for 17 years. 75 00:03:40,525 --> 00:03:42,492 That's almost half our lives. 76 00:03:42,527 --> 00:03:44,594 I know your face, 77 00:03:44,629 --> 00:03:47,364 your hands, your soul 78 00:03:47,398 --> 00:03:49,666 better than I know my own. 79 00:03:49,701 --> 00:03:51,868 You don't have to censor yourself. 80 00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:53,804 Ever. Not with me. 81 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:55,505 What was your question? 82 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:59,042 How long is your crack-addict biological daddy 83 00:03:59,077 --> 00:04:01,278 gonna be sleeping in our six-year-old daughter's bedroom? 84 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,314 - Damn. - I know, right? 85 00:04:04,349 --> 00:04:05,615 You need to censor yourself, woman. 86 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:07,284 It's just got real. 87 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,722 But Randall, he's been here for three days. 88 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:14,658 And the girls still think he's your 70-year-old co-worker 89 00:04:14,692 --> 00:04:16,860 who likes sleepovers. 90 00:04:16,894 --> 00:04:18,929 What's our endgame here? 91 00:04:18,963 --> 00:04:22,599 Beth, the man has Stage 4 stomach cancer. 92 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,535 I'm just trying to get him to his first doctor's appointment, 93 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:27,471 make sure he's gonna make it past Thursday. 94 00:04:27,505 --> 00:04:30,474 Then we can take the rest from there. 95 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,676 Okay? 96 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:33,944 Yeah. 97 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:35,312 Okay. 98 00:04:41,486 --> 00:04:44,021 And he's a former crack addict, by the way. 99 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:46,023 Oh, well, then he can stay forever. 100 00:04:46,057 --> 00:04:48,025 See? You didn't even think about that. 101 00:04:50,962 --> 00:04:52,596 So now Rebecca's all worked up 102 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:56,533 because the kids at school are calling him "Webster." 103 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:59,403 You know, the black kid the white family adopts on that show? 104 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,071 - I love that show. - Yeah. 105 00:05:03,408 --> 00:05:05,142 I don't know. 106 00:05:05,176 --> 00:05:07,110 I don't know, Miguel, it's just... 107 00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:10,680 It's hard to see the woman I married sometimes, you know? 108 00:05:19,223 --> 00:05:20,891 What? 109 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:23,060 - Nothing. - Nothing. 110 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:26,229 Nothing. You... I'm your, I'm your best friend. You're venting. 111 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:29,032 Best friends let best friends vent without judgment. 112 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,368 I'm not even gonna say anything about it being 5:03 113 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:33,036 and that being your second bourbon. 114 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:36,907 - I appreciate that. - The thing is... 115 00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:39,409 your wife is, like, the gold standard of wives. 116 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:41,545 - I know, Miguel. - I mean, she's smart, 117 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:44,181 funny, beautiful, 118 00:05:44,215 --> 00:05:46,783 - great personality, greater ass... - Easy. 119 00:05:46,818 --> 00:05:50,253 She's raising not one, not two, but three eight-year-olds 120 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:53,190 while you sit here drinking not one, not two, 121 00:05:53,224 --> 00:05:56,259 but soon to be three bourbons by 5:05. 122 00:05:56,294 --> 00:05:57,627 I know all this, Miguel. 123 00:05:57,662 --> 00:05:59,463 - Yeah? - Yeah. 124 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,264 Because as your loyal best friend, 125 00:06:01,299 --> 00:06:02,732 it is my duty to remind you 126 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,000 of what you've got there. 127 00:06:04,035 --> 00:06:08,738 You married way, way above your station. 128 00:06:08,773 --> 00:06:12,409 I'd be careful not to give her a reason to notice. 129 00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,848 Oh, my father, he wasn't a very nice man. 130 00:06:17,882 --> 00:06:19,249 He wasn't like your father. 131 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:20,517 Why not? 132 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,687 Well, your father, he's good. 133 00:06:23,721 --> 00:06:25,222 He doesn't have vices. 134 00:06:25,256 --> 00:06:26,756 You know what a vice is? 135 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:29,960 A vice is like a bad habit, 136 00:06:29,994 --> 00:06:32,395 like bitin' your nails, but worse. 137 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,564 - Like drugs? - Yeah, that's right. 138 00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:36,399 That was my vice. 139 00:06:36,434 --> 00:06:37,968 Where would you get drugs? 140 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:40,437 Well, that's an interesting question, Tess. 141 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:42,606 Let's see... 142 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,908 - Well, the cocaine I used to... - That's good. - Okay, kids. 143 00:06:44,942 --> 00:06:47,144 Let's get ready for school, okay? Come on. 144 00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:48,912 Hey, so I got good news. 145 00:06:48,946 --> 00:06:51,982 I got you an appointment with an immunotherapy specialist. 146 00:06:52,016 --> 00:06:54,117 - Oh, that's not necessary. - No, it was nothing. 147 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,852 Guy at my firm had an in. 148 00:06:55,887 --> 00:06:58,421 This guy is doing some really ground-breaking stuff. 149 00:06:58,456 --> 00:06:59,823 Thank you; that's very kind. 150 00:06:59,857 --> 00:07:01,458 You got it. 151 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,593 Oh, hey, come on, baby. 152 00:07:03,628 --> 00:07:05,595 I need you to take one big, deep breath for me, okay? 153 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:08,932 Oh, that's good. 154 00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:10,634 All right. 155 00:07:10,668 --> 00:07:12,169 My vice is asthma. 156 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:14,604 His is cocaine. 157 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:15,906 All right, so let's get our jackets. 158 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,407 - Okay. - Go and get your coat. 159 00:07:17,441 --> 00:07:19,476 Honey, here, take your lunch. Okay. 160 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:22,145 Here you go. 161 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,680 Hey, I'm sorry. 162 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,182 I know they're too young to talk about cocaine. 163 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,650 I just... 164 00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:28,418 I feel like six is a hair young for cocaine... 165 00:07:28,452 --> 00:07:30,353 Yeah, but seven... We let them try it at seven. 166 00:07:30,388 --> 00:07:32,289 Um, so... 167 00:07:32,323 --> 00:07:33,857 what are you up to today, William? 168 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:36,860 Oh, nothing much. The usual. 169 00:07:36,894 --> 00:07:40,664 I've really enjoyed being here. 170 00:07:40,698 --> 00:07:43,533 Being around those girls... it fills me in a way... 171 00:07:43,568 --> 00:07:46,236 In a way I surely don't deserve, so... 172 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,838 I hope you'll let me know when I've overstayed my welcome. 173 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:50,240 You know, don't be silly. 174 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:52,642 We're happy to have you. 175 00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:54,945 We'll let you get on with your day. 176 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:57,214 I was wondering if I could be so forward 177 00:07:57,248 --> 00:08:00,050 as to ask you for a few dollars for the bus. 178 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:02,452 Oh, sure. Sure. 179 00:08:05,456 --> 00:08:07,824 Where you going? 180 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,260 Oh, you know, just around. 181 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:32,715 Victor. My man. 182 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,050 How you been? 183 00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:36,219 - I've been Hector. - Right on. Yeah. 184 00:08:36,253 --> 00:08:37,987 Yeah, and I'm sorry. I got a lot on my mind. 185 00:08:38,022 --> 00:08:40,156 I don't know if you heard the news. I left the show. 186 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,025 Yeah. I'm gonna meet with the team today. 187 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:44,227 You know, we're gonna strategize, talk next steps. 188 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:46,062 Lots to figure out, lots to talk about. 189 00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:48,665 It's exciting. Exciting times for everyone involved. 190 00:08:52,736 --> 00:08:55,071 Kevin, 191 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:57,173 do you remember where you were when I found you? 192 00:08:57,207 --> 00:08:59,709 Yeah, sure. I was, uh, in an improv comedy troupe. 193 00:08:59,743 --> 00:09:01,077 That's right. 194 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:03,313 And when I saw your first show, 195 00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:05,615 do you know what I thought to myself, Kevin? 196 00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:08,151 - No, I-I... - I thought 197 00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:11,054 to myself... I've done it. 198 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:12,822 I have found 199 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:16,593 the least funny person on the entire planet. 200 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:18,027 Okay. 201 00:09:18,062 --> 00:09:20,263 But I saw something there, 202 00:09:20,297 --> 00:09:22,231 so I took you on. 203 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,233 And I got you the commercials, 204 00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:25,535 got you the soaps, 205 00:09:25,569 --> 00:09:27,704 eventually got you a job paying you 206 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:30,173 almost three million dollars a year, 207 00:09:30,207 --> 00:09:34,110 making you so famous that you could wear a ski cap 208 00:09:34,144 --> 00:09:36,245 when it is 80 degrees outside, 209 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,581 and no one would say a damn thing. 210 00:09:38,616 --> 00:09:40,016 Okay, Lanie... 211 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,551 Take off that hat. 212 00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:45,588 Okay. 213 00:09:45,623 --> 00:09:47,890 What's done is done, right? 214 00:09:47,925 --> 00:09:50,393 I mean, you know, can't we just... 215 00:09:50,427 --> 00:09:52,562 move on? 216 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:54,964 Brian... speak. 217 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:59,669 You're contractually bound to the show for another two years. 218 00:09:59,703 --> 00:10:01,471 Okay. 219 00:10:01,505 --> 00:10:03,806 All right, and if I refuse? 220 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:09,979 Listen to me very carefully, Kevin. 221 00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:11,981 The network owns you. 222 00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:13,916 They can sue you for damages. 223 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,418 They could bankrupt you. 224 00:10:15,452 --> 00:10:17,487 And even if someone slipped a chill pill 225 00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:19,022 into their collective drink, 226 00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:21,257 you would still be legally unable to work 227 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,960 for the next two years. 228 00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:26,996 That's for any studio, any network. 229 00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:28,965 Television or film. 230 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:31,367 So... 231 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,303 that's the good news. 232 00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:36,739 Now here's the part you're not gonna like. 233 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:40,810 She's throwing this big... 234 00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:42,345 Hollywood party at her house tonight, right? 235 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:44,213 The network president's gonna be there, everyone. 236 00:10:44,248 --> 00:10:46,582 I'm supposed to show up, get down on my hands and knees 237 00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:48,017 and beg to be the Manny again. 238 00:10:48,052 --> 00:10:49,986 Yeah. 239 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,555 They own me, sis. 240 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:53,890 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 241 00:10:53,924 --> 00:10:56,926 Well, I do, and you did it already. 242 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,095 Do you need me to show you the video on YouTube? 243 00:10:59,129 --> 00:11:00,930 No. 244 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:05,301 Kevin, I've known you your whole life. 245 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:09,172 Well, except for those two minutes at the beginning. 246 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:12,241 You've succeed at everything you've ever tried. 247 00:11:12,276 --> 00:11:14,377 So here's what's gonna happen. 248 00:11:14,411 --> 00:11:17,080 Okay? You're gonna go to that party, 249 00:11:17,114 --> 00:11:19,015 and you're gonna march up to that network guy, 250 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:21,517 and you're gonna tell him, "Manny out!" 251 00:11:21,552 --> 00:11:23,186 - Mm-hmm. - Manny out? 252 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,821 Manny out. Manny out! 253 00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:27,356 Well, you're not supposed to say the... Okay. 254 00:11:27,391 --> 00:11:29,859 Manny out! That's good. 255 00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:35,031 - Let me ask you a question. - Mm. 256 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:38,401 What did I ever do those first two minutes without you? 257 00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:41,304 Oh, you cried, and you crapped a lot. 258 00:11:41,338 --> 00:11:45,141 Sounds about right. Yeah. 259 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:47,276 So you're coming to the party, though, tonight with me, right? 260 00:11:47,311 --> 00:11:49,212 - The fancy Hollywood party? - Yeah. Yeah. 261 00:11:49,246 --> 00:11:50,613 - No, I'm not. - Yeah. 262 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:52,315 Kevin, I... Okay, f... 263 00:11:52,349 --> 00:11:54,283 - I don't even have anything to wear. - Kate. 264 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:59,055 I need you there, okay? 265 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,057 It's gonna be fun. 266 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,658 - Is it? Is-is...? - It's gonna be a blast. 267 00:12:02,693 --> 00:12:04,193 Yes, it's gonna be a blast. Manny out. 268 00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:05,895 - Kevin, here... here's the... - Manny out. 269 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,296 Or maybe Manny out! 270 00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:09,031 Whatever... whatever works. 271 00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,693 Nothing can live... 272 00:12:26,728 --> 00:12:28,996 All right, little mamas, five-minute warning 273 00:12:29,021 --> 00:12:29,910 - till teeth brushing. - But... 274 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:32,737 It's not open for discussion. 275 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,097 Rain, the source of all... 276 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,368 - Hey, William. - William! 277 00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:38,903 Hi, everybody. 278 00:12:38,938 --> 00:12:42,440 You're home late. Everything okay? 279 00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:44,576 Yeah, yes. I'm fine. 280 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,744 Just a long day. 281 00:12:46,779 --> 00:12:48,980 I think I may just go lay myself down 282 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,448 for the night. 283 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:53,084 Well... night. 284 00:12:53,119 --> 00:12:54,285 Night. 285 00:12:56,155 --> 00:12:58,790 From the ashes rises the phoenix... 286 00:12:58,824 --> 00:13:01,092 Okay, monsters, these teeth aren't gonna brush themselves. 287 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,218 Oh, God. Hey, girl, what you been eating? 288 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,429 Ice cream. 289 00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,832 You scream? I'm gonna scream 290 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,301 if I got to carry you up these stairs. 291 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:14,439 You're too heavy. 292 00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:16,908 Guess the thing I really need 293 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,811 to say out loud to everyone is, well... 294 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:22,380 I'm down three pounds in one week. 295 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,452 Oh, guys, come on. Stop. Stop. You don't... 296 00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,987 Well, okay, fine, keep going. 297 00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:32,757 I'm-I'm so happy. I'm... 298 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,660 Well, I had a crap day at work, so I stopped at Wendy's. 299 00:13:35,694 --> 00:13:37,996 And I was about to eat in the car, 300 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,964 which is... all you know is my thing. 301 00:13:39,999 --> 00:13:43,635 The second I left the drive-through, I threw 302 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:47,172 ten dollars' worth of Wendy's out of my moving car, 303 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,307 and I went home, and I had a salad. 304 00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:56,181 I know I'm ridiculous. I know I'm a joke to you guys. 305 00:13:56,215 --> 00:14:00,785 I know I have body distortion issues or whatever it's called, 306 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:02,554 but it's real. 307 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:03,955 It's brutal. 308 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:07,659 I wish I could show you guys what I see when I look in the mirror... 309 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,327 Oh, for God's sake. 310 00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:12,463 Madison, you weigh 105 pounds. 311 00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,265 If you feel like a fat girl when you look in the mirror, 312 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,234 why don't you step a damn scale? 313 00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:18,970 And when the scale reads "One, zero, five," 314 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:20,271 you know that you're not fat. 315 00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,339 And Laurie, 316 00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:23,875 that Wendy's story, okay. 317 00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:25,343 I'm sorry, but you're just a litterer. 318 00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:27,679 You're just a littering damn litterer. 319 00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,383 Uh... 320 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:35,119 well, that feels like a good place for a break. 321 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,232 You hulked out on a bunch of fatties. 322 00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:50,134 You're not going to make me laugh, Toby. 323 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,737 What's up, kid? 324 00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:59,277 My brother is making me go to this nightmare Hollywood party 325 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,846 at his agent's house tonight. Yeah, I went to buy a dress, 326 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,848 and nothing fit, literally nothing. 327 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:05,650 Everything looks terrible. 328 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:06,884 I'm not losing weight. 329 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,653 I'm starving. 330 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,521 I don't know. 331 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:13,891 That's what's up, I guess. 332 00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:15,860 Okay. 333 00:15:15,894 --> 00:15:19,163 Hey, your brother's agent is Lanie Shultz, right? 334 00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:20,798 Yeah. 335 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,568 Kate, Lanie Shultz 336 00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:25,870 is one of the most powerful agents 337 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:28,706 in what I like to call... show business. 338 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:30,241 I heard 339 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,744 that Deadpool was her idea. 340 00:15:32,778 --> 00:15:34,212 Or maybe it was Hamilton. 341 00:15:34,246 --> 00:15:35,913 I get those two confused. Anyway, 342 00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:40,118 Kate, you are so taking me to that party. 343 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,552 - Uh-uh. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:43,354 No. I don't want you to see me there. 345 00:15:43,389 --> 00:15:45,223 Like, I am at my worst at those things. 346 00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:47,925 Kate, you are at your worst 347 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,695 when you are eviscerating the anorexic lady, 348 00:15:50,729 --> 00:15:53,131 and I am still standing here. 349 00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:54,932 Look, 350 00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:58,403 we have had three lunches and four dinner dates. 351 00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:02,206 We have made out seven times and heavy-petted twice. 352 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,575 Our plane is rapidly approaching 353 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,110 the boyfriend-girlfriend zone, 354 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:08,546 and, I, for one, am preparing myself for landing. 355 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,048 But I need to know that everything 356 00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:12,116 isn't gonna always be about our weight. 357 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:14,419 All right? We need to be able to cut loose at parties. 358 00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:17,021 We need to get really dressed up, we need to have sex. 359 00:16:17,056 --> 00:16:19,023 I just slipped that in there very casually 360 00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:20,425 because I think that's something 361 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,060 that we should start doing very soon. 362 00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:25,530 So, Kate, I am asking you, please, for the love of God, 363 00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:28,199 can we spend one fat-free night 364 00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:30,568 at the house of the lady who came up with the idea 365 00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:32,236 for Deadpool and/or Hamilton? 366 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:36,240 Is that a... is that a smile? 367 00:16:36,984 --> 00:16:39,010 Is that...? Yes, that's a yes and a smile. 368 00:16:39,044 --> 00:16:42,180 All right, hey, guys, Bruce Banner's back. 369 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:44,248 Everything's fine. The Hulk is gone. 370 00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:46,920 Let the healing continue. Sorry about that. 371 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:53,956 Are you comfy? 372 00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,132 Okay, sweetness. 373 00:16:56,157 --> 00:16:57,724 Good night. I love you so much. 374 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,428 I love you, too. 375 00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:01,930 Mom? 376 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:04,332 Yeah, babe? 377 00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:07,001 I only ate fruit today. 378 00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:15,953 You know I just want you to be healthy, right? 379 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:18,413 And I want you to be happy. 380 00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:20,782 Are you happy? 381 00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:22,584 For the most part. 382 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:27,191 Well, then, I'm happy, too. 383 00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:29,724 Tell you what. How about 384 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,793 you and I find a healthy balance together? 385 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,561 How does that sound? 386 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,363 - All right. - Shut up! 387 00:17:35,397 --> 00:17:36,898 - You shut up, Webster. - Stop calling me names! 388 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,400 Goodnight. Boys? 389 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,235 Uh-uh. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 390 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,470 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 391 00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:44,606 No, stop. To your beds right now. 392 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,008 Now. 393 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:48,776 Okay, who am I yelling at first? 394 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:56,517 Kev, bud, what is the deal? Why are you always so hard on him? 395 00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:59,387 Everybody thinks it's weird that we're brothers. 396 00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:04,058 You know it doesn't matter what people think. 397 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,493 He is your little brother, Kevin. 398 00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:07,128 You have to be there for one another. 399 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,396 Do you hear me? 400 00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,599 Yes. 401 00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,303 I love you. 402 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,180 Can you force him be nice? 403 00:18:26,215 --> 00:18:28,983 I'll see what I can do. 404 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,852 Hey. 405 00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:33,154 Promise me you'll always be good. 406 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:36,557 I'll see what I can do. 407 00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:41,863 I love you. 408 00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,664 Now get some sleep, please. 409 00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:45,166 No more fighting. 410 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,735 Don't make me come back in here. 411 00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,537 Good night, I love you. 412 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:08,808 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. 413 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,694 Did I miss putting them down? 414 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,117 Just by an hour. 415 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,494 Well, I was... 416 00:19:20,629 --> 00:19:22,931 I was... oh, shopping. 417 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,059 I was shopping. 418 00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:30,182 I know... 419 00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:35,981 I know we haven't been on the same page lately. 420 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,854 That we just got to get back on track, baby. 421 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,356 So... 422 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:45,927 consider this a... way-too-expensive 423 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:47,428 peace offering. 424 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:50,097 I think we've been more than off track. 425 00:19:55,938 --> 00:19:59,573 Hey, how do you think we're doing so far? 426 00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:01,275 At parenting? 427 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:04,445 - I... - 'Cause I think we're at a six. 428 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:07,348 On a sliding scale, one through ten, 429 00:20:07,382 --> 00:20:10,918 I think we're at a six and I think I'm being generous. 430 00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:13,788 - Bec... - Seven, fine, 431 00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:16,190 but only because there are three of them. 432 00:20:16,224 --> 00:20:17,992 - Baby, I... - And the thing is, 433 00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:21,529 I'm trying really hard to get us to a nine. 434 00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:24,465 Because they are cute kids, and they deserve nine-parents. 435 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:29,337 And, the thing is, I feel like I'm there, Jack. 436 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:34,642 I feel like I'm operating at a nine. 437 00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:39,013 Because I do individualized lunches 438 00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:41,349 and I do individualized tuck-ins for each kid 439 00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,084 so nobody feels gypped. 440 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,652 And... 441 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:53,327 When you're home, and you're you, 442 00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:56,364 you're way better than I am. 443 00:20:56,398 --> 00:21:00,901 You're a ten when you're you, Jack. 444 00:21:00,936 --> 00:21:03,871 But you're getting home later and later 445 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,706 - and when you do come home, you're... - Bec, what are you saying? 446 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,575 The drinking has to stop. 447 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:15,375 You have to reign it in, baby, because I won't have it in my house. 448 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,136 - You won't have it in your house. - I won't. 449 00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:24,558 So if it's a problem, fix it. Be a man, and fix it. 450 00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:28,062 Because I'm done letting you lower our score. 451 00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,564 Damn. 452 00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:45,566 - Yeah? - Yeah. 453 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,067 Hell to the yeah. 454 00:21:47,101 --> 00:21:48,835 Thanks. 455 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:50,103 You look dapper. 456 00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:51,672 Ah, show business. 457 00:21:51,706 --> 00:21:53,240 Oh, great, you're, uh... 458 00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:54,641 We got to go, you know? 459 00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:56,410 - 'Cause we're gonna be late. - Okay. 460 00:21:56,444 --> 00:21:57,611 You're wearing that? 461 00:21:57,645 --> 00:21:58,645 Yeah. 462 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,781 That's great. 463 00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:02,783 - You look awesome. - Oh, is the hat too much? 464 00:22:02,817 --> 00:22:04,384 The hat is everything. 465 00:22:04,419 --> 00:22:06,620 Yeah, that's a real peacock feather. 466 00:22:06,654 --> 00:22:09,056 Come on, show business! 467 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,068 Hey, go, okay? And I'm right here if you need me. 468 00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:23,136 Okay? 469 00:22:23,171 --> 00:22:25,672 - Manny out. - Go get 'em. 470 00:22:27,775 --> 00:22:30,911 You and I are crushing that dance floor. 471 00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:32,779 Let's go. Come on, let's go. 472 00:22:44,025 --> 00:22:45,726 Oh, no! 473 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,995 Come on! Come on. 474 00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:08,949 Kate. 475 00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,250 Kate. 476 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:11,451 Kate. 477 00:23:13,621 --> 00:23:15,789 All right, come on, come on, we're getting you drunk. 478 00:23:15,823 --> 00:23:18,225 - Come on, yup. Time to get drunk. - Let's just go. 479 00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:22,496 Jack, It's Miguel. 480 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:24,197 It's late, so I'm leaving you a message at the office 481 00:23:24,232 --> 00:23:26,033 in case I miss you in the morning. 482 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:30,537 Feel like I overstepped before. 483 00:23:30,571 --> 00:23:33,407 Um, you know I love you, you know I love you guys. 484 00:23:33,441 --> 00:23:35,208 Hell... 485 00:23:35,243 --> 00:23:37,844 I'm jealous of your relationship, if anything. 486 00:23:37,879 --> 00:23:40,580 Uh, I shouldn't have said anything at the bar. 487 00:23:40,615 --> 00:23:41,915 Now I'm just overdoing it. 488 00:23:41,949 --> 00:23:43,517 Uh... 489 00:23:43,551 --> 00:23:45,919 Okay. Bye. 490 00:23:51,659 --> 00:23:53,293 Hey. 491 00:23:53,328 --> 00:23:55,262 You need to get some sleep, it's late. 492 00:23:55,296 --> 00:23:56,863 You've been up since, like, 4:00 this morning. 493 00:23:56,898 --> 00:24:00,667 No, I know. Just five more minutes. 494 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:05,906 Hey. 495 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,508 Shower. Sleep. 496 00:24:08,543 --> 00:24:10,844 Now. 497 00:24:10,878 --> 00:24:14,748 You shower quick, you can work off that last five minutes a different way. 498 00:24:21,789 --> 00:24:24,858 I am so happy that we could all get together. 499 00:24:24,892 --> 00:24:26,960 You know, work through, and... 500 00:24:26,994 --> 00:24:28,895 and... Kevin just feels awful... 501 00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:32,366 I'm so sorry, this is whole thing, Lanie, is ridiculous. 502 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,868 I mean... 503 00:24:34,902 --> 00:24:37,437 Mr. Manning. 504 00:24:37,472 --> 00:24:39,072 I'm truly grateful for everything 505 00:24:39,107 --> 00:24:41,641 that your network has done for me, I am. 506 00:24:41,676 --> 00:24:44,444 But please let me go with God, sir. 507 00:24:44,479 --> 00:24:46,713 The way I handled myself, 508 00:24:46,748 --> 00:24:49,149 I mean, that was wrong, I'll be the first one to admit that. 509 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:52,119 That-that was wrong. 510 00:24:52,153 --> 00:24:55,989 But can't we all, at this point, just, sort of, you know... 511 00:24:56,023 --> 00:24:58,225 sort of move on, right? 512 00:25:00,561 --> 00:25:02,896 You're a good kid, Kevin. 513 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:05,086 - I appreciate your honesty. - Thank you. 514 00:25:05,111 --> 00:25:10,181 The show, it's a solid performer, but it's not the biggest thing on my network. 515 00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:12,572 Without Lanie telling me, 516 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:15,575 would I have known you from one of these waiters 517 00:25:15,610 --> 00:25:18,278 passing around the chicken skewers? 518 00:25:18,312 --> 00:25:21,114 - Probably not. - Really? 519 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,216 I really don't care what happens behind the scenes 520 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:26,253 on my third-rated sitcom. 521 00:25:26,287 --> 00:25:27,988 You know what I do care about? 522 00:25:28,022 --> 00:25:29,623 Mm-mm. 523 00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:31,091 St. Maarten, Kevin. 524 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:34,494 I'm building a home in St. Maarten 525 00:25:34,529 --> 00:25:37,497 and in two years I'm going to retire, 526 00:25:37,532 --> 00:25:40,767 and my favorite wife and I are going to move there. 527 00:25:40,802 --> 00:25:43,003 Until then, 528 00:25:43,037 --> 00:25:45,772 I plan on just drifting through these two years 529 00:25:45,807 --> 00:25:49,843 as painlessly and drama-free as possible. 530 00:25:49,877 --> 00:25:52,145 Like I'm on morphine, Kevin, 531 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:56,149 that's how I'll be drifting through those years. 532 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,822 Okay. 533 00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:05,525 That's... great, you know? 534 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,993 Go with God. 535 00:26:09,365 --> 00:26:12,184 You know, the thing is... excuse me darling. 536 00:26:13,215 --> 00:26:17,218 Recasting the lead on a hit sitcom, 537 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:21,479 isn't exactly drifting on morphine, now is it, Kevin? 538 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:26,654 So unfortunately, my boy, you're not gonna be leaving the show. 539 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:32,423 If you do, I'll be forced to Nagasaki your life and career. 540 00:26:32,653 --> 00:26:36,857 Hey, have you ever heard of the actor, uh, Taylor Jennings? 541 00:26:36,891 --> 00:26:38,325 I'm not familiar with the name. 542 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:39,860 I Nagasaki'd him. 543 00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:44,331 So take the money, kid. 544 00:26:44,365 --> 00:26:47,567 Ride out the next couple years, all right? 545 00:26:47,602 --> 00:26:49,769 Otherwise, I'll make you a bigger laughingstock 546 00:26:49,804 --> 00:26:51,738 than you already are. 547 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:56,610 Deal? 548 00:26:56,644 --> 00:26:59,513 I'm sorry, I'm j... I'm gonna go, uh... 549 00:26:59,547 --> 00:27:02,048 my sister's here, I'm gonna go check on her. 550 00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:06,612 It's his twin sister. 551 00:27:08,656 --> 00:27:10,257 Big girl. 552 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:18,532 - You love drunk Kate. - I love drunk Kate. 553 00:27:18,566 --> 00:27:20,066 Wait, what? 554 00:27:20,101 --> 00:27:21,334 - Woo! - Hey. 555 00:27:21,369 --> 00:27:22,569 Hey! 556 00:27:22,603 --> 00:27:24,604 How'd it go? I'm wasted. 557 00:27:24,639 --> 00:27:25,939 Not good. 558 00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:27,674 Good? Oh, my God, that's great. 559 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,376 No, no, no, no, not good. 560 00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,844 It did not... I don't know what I'm gonna do. 561 00:27:30,878 --> 00:27:32,846 Uh-oh! 562 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,714 - Gone fishing. - You caught a whopper! 563 00:27:34,749 --> 00:27:37,284 Uh-oh. 564 00:27:37,318 --> 00:27:39,519 Come reel me in, got to reel me in. 565 00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:41,922 It's my first time fishing. 566 00:27:41,956 --> 00:27:44,257 - Won't be his last. - Well... 567 00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:48,261 Kev! 568 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,970 Which little monster's standing at my door? 569 00:27:57,004 --> 00:28:00,640 It's okay, I'm way too old to be scared of monsters. 570 00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:07,581 I think it's time you and I had a talk. 571 00:28:40,481 --> 00:28:42,582 I can't wait until the next day of school starts. 572 00:28:42,617 --> 00:28:44,851 Hey, everyone, it's Webster! 573 00:28:50,825 --> 00:28:52,025 Kev, 574 00:28:52,059 --> 00:28:53,326 come on, Kevin, ditch Webster. 575 00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:54,794 Let's go. 576 00:28:54,829 --> 00:28:57,364 Come on. 577 00:29:07,775 --> 00:29:08,975 Hey. 578 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:10,310 Hey. 579 00:29:10,344 --> 00:29:12,078 Hey, uh... is it too late out there? 580 00:29:12,113 --> 00:29:13,513 I know you're usually up late, right? 581 00:29:13,547 --> 00:29:15,682 No, I was just, uh... 582 00:29:15,716 --> 00:29:17,317 catching up on some paperwork. 583 00:29:17,351 --> 00:29:18,985 Sweet, uh... 584 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,820 Hey, listen, I-I know I've owed you a phone call 585 00:29:20,855 --> 00:29:22,422 since everything went down, 586 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:23,957 it's been crazy out here, just... you know. 587 00:29:23,991 --> 00:29:25,358 No, it's all good. 588 00:29:25,393 --> 00:29:27,229 Kate's kept me up to speed. 589 00:29:27,254 --> 00:29:29,255 Good. 590 00:29:35,169 --> 00:29:37,637 They said they're not gonna let me out of the show, man. 591 00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:39,472 And I... 592 00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:41,474 I don't know what I'm gonna do, like... 593 00:29:41,509 --> 00:29:44,044 they locked me in for two more years, maybe more. 594 00:29:44,078 --> 00:29:45,979 Damn. 595 00:29:46,013 --> 00:29:47,380 Well, what are you gonna do? 596 00:29:47,415 --> 00:29:49,916 I was kind of hoping you'd tell me. 597 00:29:49,950 --> 00:29:53,420 Oh, because you care what I think? 598 00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:56,222 Because I care what everyone thinks, man. 599 00:29:56,257 --> 00:29:57,791 You know that. 600 00:29:59,994 --> 00:30:04,030 I was not a very good brother to you, was I? 601 00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:05,398 No, you weren't. 602 00:30:07,197 --> 00:30:09,231 But you've still got time. 603 00:30:09,336 --> 00:30:11,604 Hey! 604 00:30:11,639 --> 00:30:13,440 Yeah, uh... 605 00:30:13,474 --> 00:30:15,642 Anyway, look, it's getting late, man, I, you know... 606 00:30:15,676 --> 00:30:16,910 I probably should go. 607 00:30:16,944 --> 00:30:20,146 It's, uh... Kate's here, it's Randall. 608 00:30:20,181 --> 00:30:22,248 - Oh, hey, Randall! - Hey. 609 00:30:22,283 --> 00:30:24,751 Anyway, yeah, I-I should probably, uh... 610 00:30:24,785 --> 00:30:26,386 I got to go back inside and sell my soul to the network, 611 00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:27,431 like the whore that I am. 612 00:30:27,456 --> 00:30:28,756 Hey, Kev. 613 00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:33,636 Deep breath, okay? 614 00:30:36,162 --> 00:30:38,497 Come on, man. First came... 615 00:30:40,544 --> 00:30:41,778 Me. 616 00:30:41,812 --> 00:30:43,279 And Dad said... 617 00:30:43,314 --> 00:30:44,714 "Gee." 618 00:30:48,085 --> 00:30:49,452 - And then came... - Me! 619 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:50,687 And Mom said... 620 00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:52,322 - "Whee!" - And then came... 621 00:30:52,356 --> 00:30:53,656 - Me. - And they said... 622 00:30:53,691 --> 00:30:54,691 "That's three." 623 00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:57,293 - Big Three! - Big Three! 624 00:30:57,328 --> 00:30:59,529 Yeah. 625 00:31:05,636 --> 00:31:07,303 You good? 626 00:31:07,338 --> 00:31:09,806 Uh... yeah. 627 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,875 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 628 00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,178 - Kevin? - Yeah? 629 00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:18,481 Mom and Dad didn't raise no whores. 630 00:31:18,515 --> 00:31:21,684 Except briefly, during Kate's eyeliner phase. 631 00:31:23,921 --> 00:31:26,556 Yeah. 632 00:31:29,243 --> 00:31:31,995 Night, little brother. 633 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:34,664 Night, big brother. 634 00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:45,274 Hon? 635 00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:46,709 - There you go. - Thank you. 636 00:31:46,743 --> 00:31:48,544 Mm-hmm. 637 00:31:48,579 --> 00:31:52,081 Can I cut to the chase? 638 00:31:52,115 --> 00:31:53,583 It's your meeting. 639 00:31:57,354 --> 00:32:01,157 Eight years ago, I was, um, pregnant for the first time. 640 00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:04,727 And Randall was vying for partner at his firm. 641 00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:07,830 We'd just bought this house on faith, 642 00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:10,266 even though it needed a lot of work, 643 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:14,403 even though we couldn't afford it whatsoever. 644 00:32:14,438 --> 00:32:16,572 Then Randall made partner. 645 00:32:16,607 --> 00:32:19,041 He did all the work on the house himself, 646 00:32:19,076 --> 00:32:20,943 so we didn't have to spend a penny. 647 00:32:20,978 --> 00:32:25,114 And he made sure I didn't lift a finger during my pregnancy. 648 00:32:25,148 --> 00:32:26,382 He's a good man. 649 00:32:26,416 --> 00:32:28,584 No, he's not good. 650 00:32:28,619 --> 00:32:31,254 He's perfect. 651 00:32:31,288 --> 00:32:33,890 Problem is, he stopped sleeping. 652 00:32:33,924 --> 00:32:37,226 And then one morning, I was in the bathroom, 653 00:32:37,261 --> 00:32:40,596 and he called out to me. 654 00:32:40,631 --> 00:32:42,265 And he was confused, you know? 655 00:32:44,268 --> 00:32:46,035 He was confused because he... 656 00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:49,138 couldn't see anything. 657 00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:56,012 My husband... my mountain of a man... 658 00:32:56,046 --> 00:33:01,017 could literally no longer see things through his eyes. 659 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:03,419 It was as if 28 years of being that perfect 660 00:33:03,453 --> 00:33:05,755 had all caught up to him that morning. 661 00:33:06,790 --> 00:33:10,126 And he, um... 662 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,095 he pulled himself out of it. 663 00:33:13,130 --> 00:33:16,632 He self-corrected, 664 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,668 'cause that's what my man does. 665 00:33:21,505 --> 00:33:26,275 Randall is not free of vice, William. 666 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:29,478 His vice is his goodness. 667 00:33:29,513 --> 00:33:31,981 It's his compulsive drive 668 00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:34,984 to be perfect. 669 00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:39,055 It's why I love him... 670 00:33:39,089 --> 00:33:43,459 but it's also why I have to protect him sometimes, you know? 671 00:33:43,493 --> 00:33:47,129 So now, I'm gonna have to ask you a couple questions, 672 00:33:47,164 --> 00:33:52,268 questions he would probably be too polite to ask himself. 673 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:55,705 Ask away. 674 00:33:55,739 --> 00:33:58,341 The money you borrow. 675 00:33:58,375 --> 00:34:01,010 You use it for the bus? 676 00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:02,945 Yes. 677 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:05,781 Where do you go? 678 00:34:05,816 --> 00:34:09,318 You're gone all day, every day. 679 00:34:09,353 --> 00:34:13,322 My place in Philadelphia, it's a long ride. 680 00:34:13,357 --> 00:34:15,191 Why? 681 00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:16,792 Are you using drugs? 682 00:34:16,827 --> 00:34:18,661 - Are you getting drugs? - Mm-mm. No. 683 00:34:19,696 --> 00:34:21,364 Are you really sick? 684 00:34:22,399 --> 00:34:24,867 Yes, I am. 685 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:30,439 Beth, I said it before, and I really meant it: 686 00:34:30,474 --> 00:34:32,375 if I'm overstaying my welcome, 687 00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:33,943 I wish you would just say it. 688 00:34:34,978 --> 00:34:38,214 William, you are overstaying... 689 00:34:38,248 --> 00:34:39,949 Beth. 690 00:34:39,983 --> 00:34:41,584 What are you doing? 691 00:34:41,618 --> 00:34:43,552 Somebody has to ask the questions here, baby... 692 00:34:43,587 --> 00:34:45,588 It's a cat. 693 00:34:46,759 --> 00:34:48,993 I have a cat. 694 00:34:49,326 --> 00:34:52,461 It's all I really have. 695 00:34:53,363 --> 00:34:55,197 His name's Clooney. 696 00:34:55,232 --> 00:34:59,602 One of those ironic names, 'cause he's a pretty ugly cat. 697 00:34:59,636 --> 00:35:02,171 I go back and forth to feed him. 698 00:35:02,205 --> 00:35:04,707 Three hours on the bus each day. 699 00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:07,443 Why wouldn't you just tell us you had a cat? 700 00:35:07,477 --> 00:35:08,744 Nah. 701 00:35:08,779 --> 00:35:10,279 The little one has asthma 702 00:35:10,313 --> 00:35:11,714 and I knew if I brought up the cat, 703 00:35:11,748 --> 00:35:14,216 you'd tell me to bring it, that would cause problems. 704 00:35:14,251 --> 00:35:15,918 And I don't want to cause any problems, 705 00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:17,453 'cause if I cause problems, I'd have to leave. 706 00:35:17,487 --> 00:35:20,330 And... and I don't want to leave. 707 00:35:21,558 --> 00:35:25,061 Six months ago, some doctor told me I had three to live. 708 00:35:25,095 --> 00:35:28,230 But for some reason, I don't feel so bad lately. 709 00:35:28,265 --> 00:35:30,733 Maybe to do with this house. 710 00:35:30,767 --> 00:35:33,402 I don't know. 711 00:35:33,437 --> 00:35:36,439 Truth is, I'd never thought I'd have anything to care about again 712 00:35:36,473 --> 00:35:38,674 besides an ugly cat, so... 713 00:35:43,362 --> 00:35:45,663 Well, now I feel like a bitch. 714 00:35:48,351 --> 00:35:50,586 It's not funny. It's not. 715 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,321 It's not funny. 716 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:58,742 I'm about... 717 00:35:59,203 --> 00:36:01,914 2 hours away from throwing up violently. 718 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,621 Mm. 719 00:36:03,655 --> 00:36:05,422 Are you gonna hold my hair for me, Toby? 720 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:07,591 No. I-I'm still gonna be at this party, 721 00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:09,226 trying to bang a Gilmore Girl. 722 00:36:11,029 --> 00:36:12,997 Well, go for both. 723 00:36:13,031 --> 00:36:15,366 Gil-more the Gil-merrier. 724 00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:25,376 It's always gonna be about the weight for me, Toby. 725 00:36:28,046 --> 00:36:30,447 It's been my story ever since I was a little girl. 726 00:36:33,285 --> 00:36:35,619 And every moment that I'm not thinking about it, 727 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,521 I'm thinking about it. 728 00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:39,323 Like... 729 00:36:39,357 --> 00:36:41,191 will this chair hold me? 730 00:36:41,226 --> 00:36:44,161 Will this dress fit me? 731 00:36:44,195 --> 00:36:47,331 And if I ever get pregnant, would... 732 00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:49,566 will anyone ever notice? 733 00:36:54,572 --> 00:36:57,074 It's just at the core of who I am, it's just deep inside, 734 00:36:57,108 --> 00:36:59,910 and eight tequila shots can only mask that for a couple hours. 735 00:36:59,945 --> 00:37:01,779 - So... - I know. 736 00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:06,263 And it was ten tequila shots, 737 00:37:06,288 --> 00:37:09,957 but I... I get it. I know. 738 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,114 And just for the record, 739 00:37:13,391 --> 00:37:18,395 um, this dress is fitting you in all the right places. 740 00:37:19,431 --> 00:37:21,832 - This old thing? - Uh-huh. 741 00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:23,067 I mean, I-I just threw it on. 742 00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:24,368 - Oh, you just threw it on? - Mm-hmm. 743 00:37:24,402 --> 00:37:25,636 I didn't even think about it. 744 00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:33,243 There he is. 745 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,848 I told 'em to go screw themselves. 746 00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:40,184 And what'd they say? 747 00:37:41,219 --> 00:37:43,520 A lot of mean, scary things. 748 00:37:48,259 --> 00:37:50,961 I'm gonna do theater. 749 00:37:50,996 --> 00:37:52,629 You know? 750 00:37:53,631 --> 00:37:55,966 I'm moving to New York. 751 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,773 Show business. 752 00:38:12,650 --> 00:38:15,119 What are you doing out here? 753 00:38:18,323 --> 00:38:21,191 I don't like sleeping far away from you. 754 00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:25,796 No more drinking. 755 00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:28,298 - You can't just stop... - I can. 756 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:30,591 For you, I can. 757 00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,470 I will. 758 00:38:37,942 --> 00:38:39,643 You know, when I was a little boy, 759 00:38:39,677 --> 00:38:43,380 I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grew up. 760 00:38:47,385 --> 00:38:51,188 Adults always ask little kids that. 761 00:38:53,491 --> 00:38:55,225 You know? 762 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,794 I never had a good answer. 763 00:38:57,829 --> 00:39:00,597 Not until... not until I was 28. 764 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,995 Till the day that I met you. 765 00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:10,112 That's when I knew exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up: 766 00:39:12,377 --> 00:39:14,778 I wanted to be the man that made you happy. 767 00:39:19,217 --> 00:39:20,884 You make me happy. 768 00:39:20,919 --> 00:39:22,819 Not always. 769 00:39:22,854 --> 00:39:25,622 Not lately. 770 00:39:29,924 --> 00:39:33,765 From here on out, I'm gonna be an 11 for you, baby. 771 00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:38,735 No... 772 00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:41,405 Screw that. 773 00:39:41,439 --> 00:39:45,909 I'm gonna be a 12 for you, from here out. 774 00:39:45,944 --> 00:39:49,246 I'll be an 11 for the kids, 775 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,747 but you get a 12. 776 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:58,655 Do you forgive me? 777 00:40:00,725 --> 00:40:04,361 You slept outside our bedroom door like a Labrador. 778 00:40:06,698 --> 00:40:08,832 Of course I forgive you. 779 00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,974 Can I still give you my gift? 780 00:40:18,009 --> 00:40:20,010 If you insist. 781 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,690 Do you like it? 782 00:40:35,526 --> 00:40:37,160 - I got a moon because of... - Our song. 783 00:40:37,195 --> 00:40:38,729 Yeah. 784 00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:42,866 I'm never gonna take it off. 785 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,109 Do you like it? 786 00:40:52,143 --> 00:40:54,077 Does it look good? 787 00:40:54,112 --> 00:40:55,879 It's beautiful. 788 00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,247 Thank you. 789 00:41:00,985 --> 00:41:02,085 Mm. 790 00:41:05,356 --> 00:41:07,224 How much time we have till the kids get up? 791 00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:09,693 I don't care about the kids. 792 00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:15,499 Pile drive! 793 00:41:40,758 --> 00:41:43,226 Daddy, stop! Daddy, stop! 794 00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:46,263 If you want to sleep in, you have to pay the tickle tax! 795 00:41:46,297 --> 00:41:47,764 Tickle tax. 796 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,934 Oh. All right, come on, honey. 797 00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:53,003 - It's time to take care of... - Here you go. 798 00:41:55,606 --> 00:41:56,740 Good. 799 00:41:56,774 --> 00:41:58,675 Big breath. 800 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,410 Good. 801 00:42:00,445 --> 00:42:02,245 You expecting somebody? 802 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,748 No. 803 00:42:07,251 --> 00:42:09,286 Grandma and Grandpa are here! 804 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:12,556 I'll be in my room. 805 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,235 Hey, Mom. 806 00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:26,837 Hey, Miguel. 807 00:42:28,473 --> 00:42:30,173 Hey.