1 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,711 - You know what I was gargling there? - Was it Yankee Doodle Dandy? 2 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,379 - Yes. - That was a good one. 3 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,753 - Good guess. - Yeah, that was pretty clear. 4 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:29,557 So, my Uncle Nathan called and he's coming to LA. 5 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:33,099 And he wants to have dinner with us on Thursday night. 6 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,065 - Does that work? - Yeah, you want to eat here? 7 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,763 - No, we'd go out. - Really? 8 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:41,170 Yeah, that way we can get rid of him. 9 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,674 - He's a talker? - He's a lingerer. 10 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,770 - Okay. - I'm a malingerer and he's a lingerer. 11 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:53,018 - All right, we'll go out Thursday. - Okay, and also, this is a little weird... 12 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:57,383 Jeff wants to see us in his office tomorrow. 13 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,584 - He wants to see us? - You and me, together. 14 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,129 He said not to worry, he said he's got good news. 15 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,722 - Oh, brother. - I couldn't get it out of him. 16 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:11,797 - I wonder what the good news is. - I don't know, I can't even begin to imagine. 17 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:14,863 - He's leaving show business? - That would be good news. 18 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:18,575 Although I don't think he'd bill it as that. 19 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,847 - Good night. - Good night. 20 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,991 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 21 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,297 I'm just curious, okay? 22 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,398 Why am I the one that always has to initiate sex? 23 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,901 You ever thought about that? 24 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,542 - Okay, I'll tell you why. - Yeah. 25 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,643 I got a cramp in my foot. 26 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,316 - I'm available for sex all the time. - Is that right? 27 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:07,484 Basically. 28 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,895 So, anytime you want to have it... 29 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,122 you can have it. 30 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,927 But, anytime I want to have it, I can't. 31 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,936 Just assume that I want it all the time... 32 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,564 so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder. 33 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,440 Jesus, that's so not how it should go. 34 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,480 Otherwise I'll be making moves all the time. Do you want that? 35 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,380 Do you want somebody just mauling you all the time? 36 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:34,614 - I will treat your breasts as if they're mine. - Once in a while. 37 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:37,349 I don't want you walking around like that. 38 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:43,091 That's how I'll walk around. You know, I need borders, I need boundaries. 39 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,566 Okay, once in a while, give it a try, that's all I'm saying, okay? 40 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,124 All right, okay, all right. 41 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,863 Not now. 42 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,567 So, what's the deal here? Why'd you call us down here for? 43 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,978 This is very exciting, I know you're busy with your charity work... 44 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:06,382 and all that stuff, but I got a phone call the other day from Wendy Praeger. 45 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:09,148 - You know who Wendy Praeger is? - Yeah, director, right? 46 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,214 - Director. - Theater director. 47 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,987 She's directing The Vagina Monologues, that show, in New York... 48 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:19,862 and she's bringing The Vagina Monologues out here, okay? 49 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,429 I know, the title... 50 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:27,705 "She's bringing The Vagina Monologues..." 51 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,439 Good for you, Wendy, do you need help? 52 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,943 She does, 'cause one of her actresses dropped out... 53 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,502 and I suggested you. 54 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,875 - Are you kidding? - No. No audition. 55 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,146 She had seen you in a play years ago. 56 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,087 And knew who you were, and liked your work. 57 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,548 Are you joking me? 58 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,322 No, I'm not, as a matter of fact, I have the script right here. 59 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:52,028 She wants Cheryl to do The Vagina Monologues? 60 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:55,033 Yes, the only thing is, it's opening in a week... 61 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,502 but you don't have to learn any lines. You can use the script on stage. 62 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,902 Seriously. 63 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:04,533 - I've never seen her so speechless before. - I'm shocked, I don't know what to say. 64 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,044 I didn't even have to sell you. 65 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:09,377 Nancy saw this in New York and said that it's, like, the biggest hit. 66 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,747 You're involved with The Vagina Monologues. 67 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:15,982 Of course, you know, I've never actually seen the vagina with my glasses on. 68 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:19,513 I don't have any idea what it looks like, it's all a hazy mystery to me. 69 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,755 - Yeah, you don't need to look at it up close. - I'm pro-vagina. 70 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,731 I can't wait to read this, I don't even know what to say to you right now. 71 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,257 - Can I have her call you this afternoon? - Please, yes. 72 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,437 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 73 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,174 - That was so nice. - Wasn't that nice of him? 74 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,038 I'm shocked. I'd like to do something nice for him. 75 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,344 You should get him something. You could get him a bottle of Scotch or something. 76 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,249 Johnny Goldberg. 77 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,015 Johnny Walker? 78 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,286 - My God! - Hi, Lucy. 79 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,120 - It's great to see you. - Good to see you. 80 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,425 - You just look wonderful. - Do I? 81 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:02,767 - Look at you, getting some gray hair. - Inside, I'm corroding. 82 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,037 - No, you're a silver-haired fox. - This is my wife, Cheryl. 83 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,095 Lucy Montone. 84 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,869 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, I'm here. 85 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,034 - Sorry. - That's okay. 86 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,409 Are you working, what's going on in your life? 87 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,506 I'm on drugs, you know, I'm all doped up. 88 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,448 I don't do anything, yeah. 89 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,550 It's true, I'm a drug addict now. 90 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,715 I'm glad I'm seeing you, because I've been thinking about you. 91 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:28,887 I've been wanting to get in touch with you, and here you are, you're here. 92 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,326 She's an actress. 93 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,293 - Are you an actress? - Sometimes. 94 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,833 - You're doing The Vagina Monologues? - Yeah. 95 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,003 She just got this today. 96 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,940 I've been trying to get a reading for that, and my agent's just dropped the ball. 97 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:47,378 I just got lucky, and his manager really was helpful. 98 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:51,039 Yeah, great! So, it's nice to meet you. 99 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,608 Yeah, so how do you guys know each other? 100 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,085 We used to go out. 101 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,856 - But, she didn't like me much. - I didn't like him very much. 102 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:02,588 When he stopped actually being fun, I stopped actually liking him. 103 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,221 Good. 104 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,060 It didn't go anywhere. 105 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,962 You know what? I'm gonna go wait in the car. 106 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,563 I'm dying to really start reading this. It was great meeting you. 107 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:17,075 Congratulations on this. And your marriage and all this wonderful stuff. 108 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,077 I'd almost forgotten about that. 109 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,410 Okay, I'll see you in a few minutes. 110 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,980 - A couple of minutes. - It was nice to meet you. Bye-bye. 111 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,676 So, what else is new? 112 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:29,945 I need the keys. 113 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,516 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 114 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:39,656 Do me a favor, turn the air conditioner on, make it a little cool in there. 115 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,997 - I'll be just a second. - Bye-bye, I hope I see you again. 116 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,696 Yeah, nice meeting you. 117 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:49,499 I'm really glad that I have run into you because I've been thinking about you. 118 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,011 I didn't know how to get in touch. I want to us to get together... 119 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,809 'cause there's something I'd like to talk to you about. 120 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:59,181 - Tell me right now. - No, this isn't really... It's kind of weird. 121 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,879 We don't have a child, do we? 122 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:04,286 Not that I know of, and, I think I'd probably be aware of that one. 123 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,655 Do you have time, Larry? Come on, I'm serious. 124 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,057 I guess, yeah. 125 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:11,221 So, can we, maybe this week, have lunch? 126 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,863 I guess I can have lunch, yeah. 127 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,603 - Good night. - Good night. 128 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,643 What are you doing? 129 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,381 - I'm tapping you on the shoulder. - You know what? 130 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,317 I'm really not in the mood, to tell you the truth. 131 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,624 Is it all right if we don't do it? 132 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,022 I'm sorry, is that okay? 133 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,432 - You're not in the mood to do it? - Not really. 134 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:49,733 I'm sorry, is that okay? 135 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:57,303 So, even if you wanted to do it, you couldn't? 136 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:00,641 - I can't do it, yeah. - Why can't you do it tonight? 137 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:04,376 The other night you just said all I have to do is tap you on the shoulder... 138 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:05,781 and you're ready. 139 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,120 I'm kind of tapped out. 140 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,353 Tapped out? 141 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:18,161 You mean... 142 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,330 Why would you do that? 143 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,892 I don't know, it was there. 144 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,495 I think it's a little interesting... 145 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,232 that we just ran into that woman, Lucy. 146 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,038 Do you think that's a coincidence? 147 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:36,275 We ran into this woman, who happens to have really large breasts... 148 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,418 and really beautiful... 149 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:46,951 So... 150 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:52,793 You were thinking of this woman Lucy the whole time you were... 151 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,926 No, not the whole time. She made a brief appearance and said, "Goodbye." 152 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,735 Was I in the mix there? 153 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,705 - What, you? - Yeah. 154 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:05,140 I wouldn't defile you like that. You don't know what goes on there. 155 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,806 You don't want any part of that world. You don't want to be involved. 156 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:12,510 It's complimentary to you that you're not involved in that. 157 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,644 But, you can bring your ex-girlfriends... 158 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,620 I can degrade and defile her. 159 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,488 You know, I have to say... 160 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,320 I'm not crazy about you sitting around... 161 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,331 thinking about Lucy Montone, or other women... 162 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,094 or ex-girlfriends that you know. 163 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,692 Lucy Montone is out, she's made her last appearance. 164 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,759 That's it. 165 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,271 - I didn't particularly care for her. - Is that right? 166 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,332 She's got a bad attitude, doesn't take part in lesbian scenes... 167 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,071 very hard to get along with. 168 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,876 She's like a prima donna. I don't need any prima donnas, you know. 169 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,974 Yeah, no ex-girlfriends. 170 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,246 Not Lucy, not any of the ex-girlfriends. 171 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,811 That's fair, that's completely legitimate. 172 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,085 I'm gonna bring back the young Sophia Loren. 173 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,558 - Okay? - Okay. 174 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,221 - The young Sophia Loren... - Who wouldn't? 175 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,958 This is from Cheryl. 176 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,762 Yeah. 177 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:10,203 That's one of those things you go... Wow! Blue Label! 178 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,477 - You like that? - That's unbelievable. 179 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,479 - You drink that? - Yeah, of course. 180 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,641 - That's what I thought. - I'll call her and thank her. 181 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,208 - Don't drink it all at once. - No, I won't. 182 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,687 - Did the director get a hold of her? - Yeah, she talked to the director. 183 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,850 All right, cool. So, you meeting your ex-girlfriend for lunch? 184 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,019 Here she is. Hi, Lucy. 185 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,927 - Found a spot on the street. - How you doing? 186 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,832 - Good, how are you today? - This is Jeff Greene, my manager. 187 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,028 - How are you? - Very well, thanks. 188 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,935 - I know you. - Really? 189 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:43,100 Yeah, I saw you in that hurricane movie. 190 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,469 That's sweet, but I think you're thinking of Jami Gertz. 191 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:49,480 - She was in the tornado. - I did an asteroid. 192 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,675 Asteroid, hurricane, same thing. 193 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,446 - You were very good. - Thank you. 194 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,508 So? 195 00:10:56,355 --> 00:11:00,189 - We're gonna go have some lunch. - Yeah, I'm hungry too. 196 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:05,495 - They got some good places around here. - They have great places around here. 197 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,499 This is the best one in town, right here, it's the best one. 198 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,899 A good lunch, this is the place to go. 199 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,768 - Great to meet you, enjoy your lunch. - Thank you. 200 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,640 You're just a big bowl of wrong. 201 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,613 Good night, nurse! 202 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,949 - You didn't go to the prom? - I didn't know there was a prom. 203 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:29,477 - I can't believe we never talked about this. - I had no idea that a prom even existed. 204 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,820 Your parents, your brother, didn't alert you to... 205 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,589 You'd think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn't. 206 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,823 Anyway, what's going on? 207 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,732 I'm very curious as to why you invited me to lunch. 208 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,633 Okay, remember when we were dating... 209 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:49,533 and I told you about my stepfather, and, what happened? 210 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,067 Yep. 211 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,241 And, did not breathe a word of it to anyone. 212 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:58,147 Good, 'cause you're the only person I ever told about that. 213 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,651 But, I kind of feel like what happened... 214 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,486 I feel like it's really starting to affect my life a lot now. 215 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,950 And there's something called an incest survivor group. 216 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,859 So, I don't want to go alone... 217 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,564 and I was thinking, maybe... 218 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,068 Could you go with me? 219 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,632 Do you want me to spell it out? Can you go with me? 220 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,440 You want me to go to the incest group with you? 221 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:28,604 Yeah. 222 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,545 What would I do there? 223 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,176 You'd just be there with me. 224 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:39,255 There's nobody else you feel comfortable going with? 225 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:43,261 Nobody else knows about what happened, except for, you know, my stepdad. 226 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,523 I'm not gonna bring him. 227 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,363 Are you sure that you qualify with your stepfather? Is that considered incest? 228 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,992 God, Larry! 229 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,937 No, if it's your stepfather, Larry, it's considered a date. 230 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,600 With all due respect to your ordeal... 231 00:12:56,909 --> 00:13:01,005 but I was just wondering if they consider that incest or not. 232 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,516 So, I guess it's a legitimate question, but, the answer is, "Yes." 233 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,312 They consider that incest. 234 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,251 - Lf you don't want to go, I'm not gonna... - I'll go, yeah. 235 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,914 Are you comfortable with that? 236 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,722 I want you to be comfortable, I want you to be okay, so... 237 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,200 What are you doing here? I didn't know you were gonna be here. 238 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,343 Sometimes when we're not together, I go to restaurants. 239 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,602 I guess we're all here. 240 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,312 Yeah, you remember her from... 241 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,750 And that's Nancy. 242 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,877 Nice to meet you. 243 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:44,480 Nancy's a friend of Cheryl's, and a friend of mine, too. 244 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,552 - Thanks, Larry. - So, what's going on? 245 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,360 Just a little lunch. 246 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:53,060 - Do you want to sit down? - No. 247 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,466 Sit, why don't you sit? 248 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,036 No, we really need... 249 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,764 We need our time alone. 250 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,864 We're gonna go eat. 251 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,545 Good to see you. And you. 252 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,876 It was great to see you, I knew I'd see you again. 253 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,813 It was nice to meet you. 254 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,843 - Bye-bye, Larry. - Bye. 255 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,057 Fat man! 256 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,757 Man, listen... 257 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,633 that chick you had lunch with... 258 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,001 Is she married? 259 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,108 Is she going out with anybody? 260 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,543 - You got her number, by some chance? - What do you want her number for? 261 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,744 Just representation stuff. 262 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:52,283 - Talk to her about working with her. - You want to work with her, I understand. 263 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,885 - You just want to help her career. - Just want to help her out, that's all. 264 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,395 I'll call your house, and leave it with Susie. 265 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,193 - How's that? - You know what? 266 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,860 - Just leave it at the office. - Is that a problem? 267 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,334 I'll leave it at the office. 268 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,667 Thank you, I appreciate it, you're a good man. 269 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:11,369 You're a great guy, helping her out like that. I'm not a good man, you're a great man. 270 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:18,013 My name is Cynthia, and I'm an incest survivor. 271 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,479 Okay, this is the part where you guys say, "Hello, Cynthia." 272 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,044 Hello, Cynthia. 273 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,383 You'll get used to it, you're new. 274 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:30,828 I want to commend you all for having the courage to step forward. 275 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,928 I want you all to feel safe. 276 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,630 And this is our number-one rule here: 277 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:41,531 What is said in this room, stays in this room. 278 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,642 We have total anonymity here. 279 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:47,408 And if we could, right now, put our hands together... 280 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:52,307 and this sort of establishes a circle of sharing. 281 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:56,313 I want you all to feel comfortable with each other. 282 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,255 That all being said, I want to remind you... 283 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,187 and say this with me: 284 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,752 "It's not my fault." 285 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,564 It's not my fault. 286 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,630 Good. On that note, if you'd like to share. 287 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:20,506 My name's Gwendolyn, and I'm an incest survivor. 288 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,105 Hello, Gwendolyn. 289 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,410 It's really scary to say that. 290 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,348 My first perpetrator was my grandfather... 291 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,250 who's a very dashing, handsome man. 292 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,192 He looked like Tyrone Power. 293 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,794 He would come into my room wearing a mask... 294 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,928 and we would play "Zorro and Consuelo"... 295 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,402 and he would make a "Z" on my tummy with a feather... 296 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,875 and then later, with his sword. 297 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:58,105 The next incident was at a family reunion... 298 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,910 up at our house in Castaic. 299 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,383 They had laid out platters of great food, one of which was my favorite dish... 300 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,951 ambrosia, you know, that fruit salad with the marshmallows... 301 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,191 and the coconut and the cherries. 302 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,995 And my Uncle Pete on my father's side... 303 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,536 and my Uncle Ned on my mother's side... 304 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:23,408 approached me and told me that they could help me with the recipe... 305 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,238 and teach me how to make it. 306 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,245 So they took me into the house, into a back bedroom... 307 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,111 and, became overly avuncular... 308 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,175 which was really odd because they never really got along. 309 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,749 And they were even bickering while they were having sex with me... 310 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,292 arguing about who was gonna stand guard... 311 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:45,964 and positions and technique, and, you know, undermining each other... 312 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,066 berating each other while they were doing it. 313 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:54,229 There's one more event I'd like to talk about. I'm not sure if it counts. 314 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:58,834 It was my stepbrother. Does a stepbrother count? 315 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,776 It's not really a blood relative. 316 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,644 - So, does it count? - Step counts. 317 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,544 Remember that everybody: Step counts. 318 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:11,279 I think that I'll save it for another meeting. I've taken up a lot of time. 319 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,660 It really feels good to unburden myself, you know. 320 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:19,390 This means that today I don't have to cut myself or put cigarettes out... 321 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,989 So, it's, like... 322 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,929 I go to visit my family... 323 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,204 and, they just deny my existence, you know? 324 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,570 "You're not there, you're not there." 325 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,002 And I'm here! 326 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,341 I want to scream at them, "I'm here, I'm here! 327 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,746 "I'm here!" 328 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,853 Thanks for letting me share, thanks so much. 329 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,347 - Thank you, Trudy. - Thanks. 330 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,651 Thank you. 331 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,954 Okay, next. 332 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,064 You're up. 333 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,665 Go ahead. 334 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,714 My name is Todd... 335 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,986 and I'm an incest survivor. 336 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,726 - Hi, Todd. - Hi, Todd. 337 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,289 Hello. 338 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,760 I had sex with my uncle... 339 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,058 when I was 12. 340 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,035 He lived in Great Neck. 341 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,308 He was a doctor, an osteopath. 342 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,275 I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. 343 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,981 It's something to do with muscles, I think. 344 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,280 That's neither here nor there, really. 345 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,689 - I told you I was gonna have lunch with her. - I know. 346 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:59,322 It's so different to walk in and actually see you guys together. 347 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,663 If I like her so much, how come I broke up with her? 348 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,829 You broke up with her? 349 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,394 Right, yes, I know that's impossible... 350 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,339 for an idiot like me to ever break up with a woman. 351 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,372 It just seems like... 352 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,036 Fine, you can go back to your Vagina Monologues. Thank you. 353 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,779 Speaking of, I'm supposed to meet the director tomorrow at 11:30. 354 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,978 I broke up with her. That's great. 355 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,053 - It just doesn't seem... - It's impossible, yeah. 356 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,455 I'm not saying that. 357 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,687 You're supposed to meet the director tomorrow. 358 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,524 I don't have the car. 359 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,830 Would you like a ride? 360 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,491 I'll give you a ride. 361 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,364 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 362 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,139 Listen to this, "I say, 'You look great.' 363 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,371 "And she says, 'So do you.' 364 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,844 "I say, 'But I only have this white cotton bra and underpants.' 365 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,108 "Then she undresses me slowly. 366 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:54,042 "The alcohol has gone to my head and I'm loose and ready. 367 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,145 "She gently and slowly lays me out on the bed... 368 00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:00,189 "and just our bodies rubbing makes me come. 369 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,991 "Then she does everything to me and my vagina... 370 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,724 "that I always thought was nasty before... 371 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,926 "And, wow, I'm so hot... 372 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,299 "so wild." 373 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,766 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? I'm initiating. 374 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,242 No, listen, I've got to read this before I meet this woman tomorrow. 375 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,006 Come on, give me five minutes. 376 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,606 No, I am in the middle of this! 377 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,117 - Two minutes and we'll be done. - Why would I? 378 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:30,814 "Afterward, the gorgeous lady teaches me everything about my vagina. 379 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,357 "She makes me play with myself in front of her... 380 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:37,191 "and she tells me to always know how to give myself pleasure... 381 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,753 "so I'll never need to rely on a man." 382 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:50,140 If they took all the pillows away, there was no more pillows in the world... 383 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,837 do you think that would affect you adversely? 384 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,379 Do you think you would notice it? 385 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,938 Do you think it would bother you throughout the day? 386 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,881 "There's no pillows on this couch." 387 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:03,114 I know at night, it would have an effect at night. 388 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,015 What? 389 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,651 A world without pillows. A Twilight Zone episode, all the pillows, gone. 390 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:14,460 There are no pillows. There's cushions to sit on, but no pillows. 391 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:20,966 - It is such a pleasure to meet you. - The pleasure is all mine. 392 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,736 I saw you in a production of Company in New York years ago. 393 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,471 You were sensational. 394 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:27,637 Thank you. 395 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,044 Todd? 396 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,849 What are you doing here? 397 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,852 - It's "Larry." - Wait, do you guys know each other? 398 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,926 We can't talk about it. 399 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,297 Okay, this is my husband, Larry. 400 00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,863 So, how do you know her? 401 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:55,566 You know what it was, it was that newsstand on Las Palmas... 402 00:22:55,974 --> 00:23:00,604 and he was teasing me 'cause I was reading Dog Fancy magazine. 403 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,040 - Right? - Right, yeah, at the newsstand. 404 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,175 He was so funny, by the way. 405 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,947 You are so lucky to have such a funny husband. 406 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,885 But, you called him "Todd." 407 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,217 It's the name he gave me. 408 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:16,852 I get sick of saying "Larry." So, I say "Todd" to strangers sometimes. 409 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:20,125 On occasion, I make up stupid names for myself. 410 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,700 I have told people that my name was "Thor"... 411 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,566 Okay, all right... 412 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,699 Let's just wait a second. 413 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:33,677 This just seems very odd. Listen, do you guys know each other? 414 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,270 You have nothing to be worried about. It's just kind of personal. 415 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,714 It is? 416 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,854 I can't deal with this. I am sorry. 417 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:49,091 - This is too strange for me. - No, Cheryl, don't do this, please. 418 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,927 - You're gonna have to find another actress. - Please, Cheryl, don't do this. 419 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:56,024 I'm begging you. It's not what you think. 420 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,864 I'll talk to you later. 421 00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,767 I want to make one thing very clear. 422 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,739 You cannot mention one word... 423 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,276 Don't worry. I would never betray you. 424 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,268 Thank you. 425 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:09,739 You're welcome. 426 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,750 She had sex with her grandfather, and both her uncles... 427 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,218 One on her mother's side, one on her father's side. 428 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,279 While they did it, they were fighting over who'd guard the door. 429 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,051 Then she had sex with her stepbrother. 430 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,856 She wasn't even sure if that was incest, and I completely understood. 431 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:27,831 She even asked the group leader. The group leader said that it is incest. 432 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,333 She wasn't even done, she had more. 433 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,836 She had to stop, she's gonna finish next week. 434 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,464 That's horrible, I had no idea. 435 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,134 The whole time they're telling us about anonymity. 436 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,043 You can't say anything about what's being said in the room. 437 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:44,240 - No wonder. - I had no choice. 438 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:48,244 My God! Then I stormed out, and I told her to get another actress... 439 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,844 and ruined all my chances. 440 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:53,413 I'm sure they didn't find anybody yet. Why don't you call her up? 441 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:57,019 I can't call her now. Won't she know you've told me this? 442 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,559 How else would we have resolved it so fast? 443 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:02,532 - Right. She'll know that I told you. - Yeah. 444 00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,766 What the hell are we gonna tell her? 445 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,033 Wendy, I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am... 446 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:13,669 about everything that happened today. 447 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:15,736 I've been talking to Larry... 448 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:20,046 and he told me all about how you met at the Gamblers Anonymous meeting. 449 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:21,709 Right. 450 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:24,880 And I'm not gonna say a word, cross my heart. 451 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,455 I completely understand. 452 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,458 Larry has laid his cards out on the table. 453 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,429 He's not... 454 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:35,826 You know what? 455 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:39,735 I didn't even know he had a gambling problem until today. 456 00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:44,405 So, imagine what we've been talking back and forth about. 457 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:49,404 I just wanted to apologize for everything, and I wanted to let you know... 458 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,746 that I am absolutely thrilled... 459 00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:56,218 and I'd be honored if I could do the play... 460 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,656 You've re-cast already? 461 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,896 Lucy Montone? 462 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:11,193 That seems so sudden. I was just there. 463 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,302 Her manager called you. Jeff Greene? 464 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:23,012 I did the new Dark Shadows for some years, and then I did Rock Cop. 465 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,013 That was good, Rock Cop. 466 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,120 - Blue Label. - Yep. 467 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,883 It was a gift from Cheryl David. 468 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:38,253 That's ironic. Are you gonna be all right driving after we drink? 469 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:42,857 - We'll wait it out. - Here's to The Vagina Monologues. 470 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:46,099 Here's to the vagina. 471 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,044 - That must be Nathan. - Yeah. I'll get it. 472 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,951 Hi! Please come in. Good to see you. 473 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:05,152 - I am so sorry I'm late. - Don't worry about it. 474 00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:09,182 There was an accident on the 405, a one-car accident. 475 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:13,222 Terrible accident. Lots of traffic, confusion, and so on. 476 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,358 I'm a doctor, I had to stop. Not that I could do anything. 477 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:18,834 Finally, they got him out of the car... 478 00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:22,896 Big fat guy, and a woman, a real jazzy number. 479 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:26,302 Both of them obviously drunk out of their minds. 480 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,743 He seemed okay... 481 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:32,340 but she's gonna be laid up for a while, I'm afraid. 482 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:36,515 She's really in bad shape. And this car, this beautiful car. 483 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,846 Crushed. A '57 Chevy. 484 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,149 - Really? - A classic. 485 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:45,295 - Convertible? - Yeah, convertible. 486 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:48,927 - I'd give my eye teeth for that thing. - Right. 487 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,232 - You guys must be starved. - Yeah, I'm hungry. 488 00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:55,272 - Want to go? - Yeah, let's go. 489 00:27:55,907 --> 00:28:00,640 - Jeff has a '57 Chevy convertible. - I know, and he is fat. 490 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,754 Hi! Oh, my God. 491 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,951 We're not gonna stay long. We just came to wish you luck. 492 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,118 Thank you. 493 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:20,557 - I won't kiss you, it'll mess up your makeup. - No, please. 494 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:23,032 - But you look gorgeous. - Thank you. 495 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,831 - Look at that pompadour. - It's not a pompadour. 496 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:29,465 Somebody spent a lot of time getting my hair to look just like this. 497 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:34,678 - I'm trying to shake out the nerves... - Don't be nervous. 498 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:37,408 You only have to talk about it. Not show it. 499 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:40,781 Okay, thank you. Everybody's a comedian. 500 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,377 - See how much he's taught me? - Yeah! 501 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:47,118 I hate to run you guys out, but I need time to collect my thoughts. 502 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,758 Uncle and I, we'll be gone. Goodbye. You're gonna do great. 503 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:53,093 How's my trooper? 504 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:56,531 This is the director, Wendy. This is my uncle, Dr. Gordon. 505 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,091 How do you do? 506 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,295 The osteopath? 507 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,098 Yeah. 508 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,976 - How'd you know? - Get out of here. 509 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,978 - What? - Get out of here! 510 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:13,975 Get out of here, you fucking piece of shit! Get out, you filthy animal! 511 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,416 Wendy, that's not... 512 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:19,756 You fucking turd! Get out of here! 513 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,291 How dare you? 514 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:25,455 Wait for me outside. I'll meet you after the show. 515 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,260 You filthy beast! You coward! 516 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,063 You fucking asshole, you coward!