1 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:38,663 Fuck. Fucker. Fuck! Ah! 2 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,512 - hey, l.D.! - What? 3 00:01:57,550 --> 00:02:00,110 I need you upstairs-- Now. 4 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,055 Yo, l.D.! Where you at? 5 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,490 - L.D.! 6 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,292 L.D., what channel is that e! Channel on? 7 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,964 - I can't find it. - I don't know. 8 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,472 - Yeah. - Are you kidding me? 9 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:23,476 You called me up to ask me about the e! Channel? 10 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,877 I am so sorry that you had to make such a long trek up here. 11 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,381 I'm sitting here suffering with cancer and you had to walk up 12 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:31,349 Some little stairs. Sorry about that, l.D. 13 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,750 - What was you doing, anyway? - I actually was opening up 14 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:37,222 One of those vacuum-Sealed packaging and i cut myself on it. 15 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,725 Jeff and susie got me this gps-- 16 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,227 Look at this. Look at this. I can't open those packages. 17 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,630 - Bam! There it is. - Why would you manufacture a product that you can't open? 18 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,293 L.D., i've got an appointment tomorrow at noon 19 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,564 To get my hair and my nails done. 20 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,470 - I want you to take me. - At noon? 21 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,906 Okay, cannot do it. Sorry. 22 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:59,605 - Why can't you? - I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow. 23 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,136 Well, just move it to another time. 24 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,512 I can't move it to another time. 25 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,141 Can you play before or after? 26 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,879 Well, why don't you drive? 27 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,819 'Cause i have cancer 28 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,981 - And i want you to drive me. - You do have cancer. 29 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,650 Yes, i do. 30 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,625 But how does it affect your driving? 31 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,028 I don't think the doctor would want me to drive, 32 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,258 So i would prefer for you to take me. 33 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,028 The doctor didn't say anything about driving. 34 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,399 - L.D., i have an appointment at noon. - Should we call the doctor 35 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,495 And maybe ask about the driving? 36 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,665 - Just to-- - L.D., do you know what it feels like 37 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,642 - To have cancer? - I know what it feels like 38 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,804 To be with someone who has cancer. 39 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,403 Ooh, so that's why you should have compassion 40 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,381 And tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment. 41 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,611 - Okay. Okay. - Good. Glad we're clear about that. 44 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,251 I'm going to dinner tonight 45 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:48,727 With jeff, susie and lewis and his new girlfriend. 46 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:52,754 - Do you wanna go? - Any black people gonna be there? 47 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,428 - No. - Why would i want to go? 48 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,699 Might be some people with cancer. 49 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,933 No, i-- I don't wanna go. 50 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,966 - Could you just get me another tea? - Sure. 51 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,070 - And it's time to make my juice. - I'll be back. 52 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,277 Oh! L.D., hold on. 53 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,547 Hey, man, let me talk to you about something real quick. 54 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,451 Hey, i've got a friend named alton, right. 55 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,218 - Who? Alton? - Alton. Alton. 56 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,818 Big "seinfeld" fan-- Loved the freaking show. 57 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,418 He's a little depressed right now. 58 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,862 Trying to, you know-- Maybe you could give him a call on his birthday? 59 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,092 - He's a big "seinfeld" fan? - Big "seinfeld" fan! 60 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,794 - Fucking loves the show, man. - Wow. 61 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,564 Got a fine-Ass wife. Wife fine as hell-- 62 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,628 I don't know why the guy so depressed with a wife that damn fine. 63 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,697 - Really? Really? - Sick fine. I'm talking sick fine. 64 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,299 - Gorgeous? - Sick meaning "good." 65 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,207 - I got it. Yeah. Yeah. - You get that shit, right? 66 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,802 I've never seen the damn show myself, 67 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,609 But he fricking swears by it. 68 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,549 - Well... all right, fine. - You'll give him a call? 69 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,279 - I'll call him later. - If you can give him a fucking call-- 70 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,911 Leave the phone number on my dresser. 71 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,013 I'll leave the number for you. He's gonna fucking flip out, 72 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,149 Him and his fine-Ass fucking wife. 73 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,656 Well, my next guest is, to say the least, 74 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,325 A maverick in the field of cancer treatment. 75 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:03,733 Her newest book is titled "walking out on cancer." 76 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,364 Please say hello to dr. Karen trundle. 77 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,738 - Dr. Phil: now, dr. Trundle, 78 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,437 How does somebody walk out on cancer? 79 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:15,470 Trundle: i do believe that a patient's personal relationships 80 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,676 Can contribute to their cancer, 81 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:21,517 Just like living next to a toxic waste dump can actually cause cancer. 82 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,681 If i determine that a patient of mine 83 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,453 Is in a toxic relationship with their spouse, 84 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,393 I will counsel them to leave that spouse. 85 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,262 When we're talking about a toxic spouse, 86 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,391 We're talking about what? 87 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,698 Well, someone who is impatient, 88 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,567 Someone who's obnoxious, 89 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:41,004 Someone who is petty and argumentative, 90 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,474 And obsesses over meaningless details 91 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,739 At the expense of a harmonious relationship. 92 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,838 Okay, so you're telling me if you met with a new patient 93 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:52,476 And you saw that they were married to a person like that-- 94 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:56,511 I would counsel them to leave and to never look back. 95 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:59,889 and that's how they walk out on cancer? 96 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,723 We've got a couple of your patients here... 97 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,855 Drink it up. You're doing great. 98 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:09,197 Attagirl! Good job! Good job! 99 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,827 - Thanks, l.D. - Good job. 100 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,862 Hey, i heard about this great doctor 101 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:17,865 And i took the liberty of making an appointment for you-- 102 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,208 For us, actually, because i have to go too. 103 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,237 So what's wrong with the doctor i've got? 104 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:24,772 The doctor you have is perfectly fine 105 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,580 But get a second opinion. 106 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:30,248 - Where'd you find out about this doctor? - A friend of mine. 107 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,517 - A friend of yours? - Mm-Hmm. 108 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,149 - Who? - Phil. 109 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:36,355 - Phil who? - Phil kreel...ton. 110 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,593 Okay, all right. Second opinion. 111 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,156 I'm gonna trust you on this one, l.D. 112 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,792 I've got a very good feeling about this doctor, 113 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,633 And when i get a feeling... 114 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,572 - you've got a feeling. - ...i get a feeling. 115 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,375 Thanks for the look out, l.D. 116 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,447 - Man: hello? - Oy, alton, this is larry david. 117 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:05,014 - Who? Larry? - Larry david from the "seinfeld" show. 118 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,685 Larry-- Oh, larry david? 119 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,752 I'm a friend of leon's. He told me to give you a call. 120 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,162 - He said it was your birthday. - Oh, man! 121 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,257 I can't believe you're calling me. 122 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,530 - Happy birthday, alton. - That's amazing. 123 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,094 Man, "seinfeld" is one of my favorite shows of all time. 124 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:23,507 Oh, great. Anyway, so happy birthday. 125 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:27,070 - Thank you. - And, you know, leon said you were a little depressed. 126 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,014 - Yeah. - Although then he said your wife was beautiful, 127 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,244 So i don't know what you have to be depressed about, really. 128 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,879 What-- What do you mean about my wife? 129 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:38,049 - What? - My w-- Why is he talking about my wife? 130 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:41,389 He's not talking about your wife. He just said she was beautiful. 131 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,122 Yeah, okay. Well, i know she's beautiful 132 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,993 But why is leon telling you that my wife is beautiful? 133 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:47,022 - He's complimenting her. - That's not a compliment! 134 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,000 That's like another man looking at another man's woman. 135 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,629 - He didn't say she was ugly. - I knew it was like that! 136 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,571 I've seen them together at the house talking, 137 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,666 - Always laughing. I knew it! - All right, you know what? 138 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,540 - I'm gonna take off. - Yo, is he there?! 139 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,705 - Anyway, it's great talking to you. - Put him on the phone! 140 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:02,646 Happy birthday and good luck. See you around. 141 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,674 Where you at right now? Tell me where you at! 142 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,161 - Hey, i-- I-- - Hey. 143 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,992 - Oh, hey. - Just in time. 144 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:21,090 - We just sat down. - Oh, is that lewis's new girlfriend? 145 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,260 Yeah. Yeah yeah. She's beautiful, huh? 146 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,998 - Larry: it's not gonna last. - Jeff: you're not gonna believe this 147 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,528 And you've got to swear to secrecy. 148 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,939 - You swear to secrecy? - Come on, i'm a vault. 149 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,910 On the way over here, 150 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,741 She blew him in the car. 151 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,715 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 152 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,719 - Blowjob in the car? - While he's driving. 153 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,744 Wow, how gentile. 154 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,722 Not gonna get that close to her, i can tell you that. 155 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,554 - Okay okay. - By the way, i don't approve 156 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,321 -...of a blowjob in the car at all. - Really? 157 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,556 More dangerous than cell phones in my opinion. 158 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,121 - What about handjobs? - Any kind of job is dangerous. 159 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,564 It has to affect the driver. I can't deny it. 160 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,397 I think it should be illegal, frankly. 161 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:57,800 By the way, why do they call it a job? 162 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,362 Is it so hard? Is it a lot of work? 163 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,340 - Well, tugging, sucking. - Tugging. 164 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,741 It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do it. 165 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:08,008 It is a job. No wonder why they don't like it. 166 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,015 Oh, look who finally comes over. 167 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,641 - Hey. Hello. - Hi. Beverly. 168 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,208 Hi. Larry. Hi. 169 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,947 Where have you guys been, huh? 170 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,887 - Huh? Oh, you know-- - Just talking, catching up. 171 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,823 - We're sitting here for like an hour... - Yeah, sorry. 172 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,587 - ...There's no bread, the service sucks. - No bread. 173 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,617 Don't you guys want a drink? No drinks. 174 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,597 I'd love a drink. What-- What is that? That looks interesting. 175 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:29,123 - That drink. - Mmm mmm mmm-- Pomegranate surprise. 176 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,863 - Pomegranate juice, blueberry juice. - Uh-Huh. 177 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,030 Here, have a try. 178 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,064 You're gonna love it-- Antioxidants, tequila. 179 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,668 It's fabulous. Mmm. 180 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,578 - Mmm mmm. - Lewis: look at the salt on that rim. 181 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,673 - Here. Come on, give it a try. - No no. No, thanks. 182 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,809 - I think you'll like it - I don't think so. Thank you. 183 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,944 - Take a little sip. - No! No. 184 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:51,013 I don't like to take sips. 185 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,922 I don't. I don't take bites either. 186 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,722 No bites, no sips. Yeah. 187 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,955 - Oh, hey, bread. Fabulous. - Susie: finally. 188 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,395 - Look at this. - About time. 189 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,160 I'm starving. 190 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,530 Susie: thank you, lar. Very nice of you. 191 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,093 A pleasure. Pleasure. 192 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,002 - I've got the next one, buddy. - Do you? 193 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,666 You going to michael york's party? 194 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,370 Michael york's party. You know, i really love michael york, 195 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,777 But the guy-- He lives in the boondocks. I'll never find the place. 196 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,748 What about that nav system we gave you? 197 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,477 Great gift, and thank you so much. 198 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,508 I couldn't open-- I couldn't open the package. 199 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,215 - Susie: what do you mean? - It comes-- It's entombed in this plastic. 200 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,587 I was stabbing it with a knife. It's impossible. 201 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,286 There's a tab. You pull the tab. 202 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,351 - No, there was no tab, susie. - No perforation? 203 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:33,195 - No, no perforation-- Nothing. - Just get an x-Acto knife 204 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,859 - Or a box cutter, okay? - There you go. 205 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,731 - A box cutter? - Jeff: yes. 206 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,499 Who am i, mohamed atta? I gotta buy a box cutter? 207 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:42,803 - I mean it's crazy. - We're late. We're gonna go see "last tango in paris," 208 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,436 - My favorite film, for the hundredth time. - Oh my, "last tango in paris." 209 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,877 What a piece of crap. 210 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,709 "put butter up my ass." 211 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,375 I mean, is that supposed to be a movie? 212 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,680 Pretention masquerading as art-- That's what you've got there. 213 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:56,381 You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you. 214 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,481 - We've gotta go. We're gonna miss the film. - Have you seen it? 215 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:01,152 - Susie, nice to meet you. - Bye, beverly. You too. 216 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,957 - Oh, larry. - Ah! 217 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,196 What's the problem with you? 218 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,292 - What? - Since you arrived, 219 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,132 You've just been... weird. 220 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,661 - What? No. - Yeah, i was just so looking forward to meeting-- 221 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,231 - Oh! - I-I'm-- I'm sorry. 222 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,872 Holy sh-- 223 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,039 What the fuck did you do? 224 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,140 She wanted you to have a little drink. You wouldn't take it. 225 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,674 She wanted to kiss you goodbye like an aunt in brooklyn 226 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,482 At a seder. You can't even do that? 227 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,318 What is she, a leper, for christ's sake? 228 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,824 - All right, you want to know why? - Yes, i want to know why. 229 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,349 - Come on, tell me the truth. Don't lie to me. 230 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,328 - You know, don't lie. - No, 'cause i have-- 231 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,297 Okay, i have a cold sore and i didn't want to kiss her. 232 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,629 - You have a cold sore? - Yeah. 233 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,864 And i was-- I was embarrassed. 234 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,032 - So why didn't you tell her? - I was embarrassed. 235 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,803 - I'm sorry. - Lewis: uh-Huh. 236 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,442 I'll never get laid again. 237 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,673 Just tell the whole restaurant. 238 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,684 Larry! 239 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,590 - Hey, larry! 240 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,691 Larry! 241 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,061 - You got x-Acto knives? - Sure, right here. 242 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,862 Oh, okay. Can i see that red one? 243 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,565 - Sure thing. - Jeez, i can't open the vacuum-Sealed packaging. 244 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,368 - It's impossible. You can't open it. - Oh yeah. 245 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,897 - I'll take this one. - Okay. 246 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,603 Larry. 247 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,167 Why'd you tell alton i was fucking his wife? 248 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,839 What? Come here. What are you saying? 249 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,472 You told alton i'm fucking his wife? 250 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:33,042 No, i said that you said that his wife was beautiful, 251 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,144 And that's all i said. That's all i said. 252 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,620 When you said that shit to him, 253 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,452 That's implying that i'm fucking her. 254 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,982 - Well, just tell him that you're not. - But i am! 255 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,493 - You are? - I'm tapping that ass! 256 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,519 I've been kung-Fuing that ass for a while now. 257 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,360 - What is wrong with you? - Said, fucking that ass-- They're the same thing. 258 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,229 Why do you fool around with married women? 259 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,859 - Ass is ass, larry. - Ass is not ass. 260 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,494 - Ass is fucking ass, larry. It's what the fuck i do. - No, it's not. 261 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,165 Well, you don't have to tap every ass. 262 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,730 Do you? Do you have to tap every ass? 263 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,504 What the fuck we gonna do right now? 264 00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:00,444 - What do you mean "we"? - Alton's gonna fuck somebody up. 265 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,277 I have nothing to do with this! I'm not tapping anybody! 266 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,942 You're tapping! I'm not tapping! 267 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,282 You are combined in this shit with me now, god damn it. 268 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,480 We are lego. We are a fucking lego set right now. 269 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,786 We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her. 270 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,257 Get away from me. Get out of here. 271 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,260 - Fix this shit. Fix it! - I'm not fixing anything. 272 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,761 $10. 273 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,769 First of all, loretta, i want to say 274 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,328 How sorry i am to hear about your diagnosis, 275 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,205 But i want you to know that we're gonna get you through this... 276 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,868 - Thank you, dr. Trundle. - ...without a doubt. 277 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,069 And there's something that's happening tomorrow night. 278 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,775 I'm actually giving a talk on coping strategies... 279 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,444 - you ever do that? - ...for newly-Diagnosed patients and i think-- 280 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,420 It's like how horses do it, right? 281 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,649 And i can see why they do it. It feels good. 282 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,459 How long have you all been together? This seems... 283 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,121 it's been about a-- 284 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,130 ...like a fairly new relationship. 285 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,257 - It's been about a year no- - Ab? 286 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,790 How-- How would you describe these artifacts? 287 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,564 What is it exactly? 288 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,265 - That's african art. - African? 289 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,036 - Really? Hey-- African. - Yes. 290 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,669 What, i'm supposed to have a connection to her 'cause i'm black? 291 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,508 Duh! 292 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,878 Mr. David, please have a seat, 293 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,010 - So i can just finish up the history here. - Sure. Okay, sure. 294 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:18,422 So are you all in what you would call 295 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,153 A happy, healthy, committed relationship? 296 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,991 A happy and a healthy new year to you. 297 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,996 - A happy and a healthy-- - No, we're talking about our relationship right now. 298 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,002 - Okay, yes. - We-- We get along most of the time. 299 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,334 Who's this guy? Is that your husband? 300 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,473 - Yes. - Oy, he's got some healthy head of hair, this one. 301 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,000 Yes, he was blessed follicly, yes. 302 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,014 Oh, he was blessed. So, what? I'm unblessed. Is that what you're saying? 303 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,310 No, i wasn't referring to you at all. 304 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,908 Bald people are not blessed? 305 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,384 This has nothing to do with you. 306 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,979 We don't belong on the same planet as the blessed hairs? 307 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,651 Now, as i was saying, the type of relationship that you have, 308 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,819 Do you feel that your relationship is... 309 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,455 - larry: ooh. - ...in a comfortable, easy place? 310 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,431 We have differences and things like that... 311 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,297 - larry: oh yeah. - ...but overall we get along pretty good. 312 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,268 You know, the cancer, how much-- 313 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,771 - You remember that commercial? - no. 314 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,242 - Ever see that one? - I have a great idea: 315 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,542 There are some great magazines right outside. 316 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,844 - Right, since he can't focus. - I would like to discuss with loretta 317 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,045 Some very intimate, personal things that, as a woman, 318 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,349 In terms of self-Image, i think would be better discussed... 319 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,447 - that would so work for me too. - ...just in our company. 320 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,685 Yeah, maybe you'll find a magazine out there 321 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,317 - That'll work for you. - I understand. 322 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,385 - All right. Thank you. - Discuss, you two, you sit, you talk. 323 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,192 You'll have coffee. You'll discuss. 324 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,461 Discuss. You'll talk. You'll do this. You'll do that. 325 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,799 - Have some girl time. - You enjoy yourselves, have a good discussion. 326 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,736 I'll be out there. You'll be here. 327 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,706 We'll talk-- Lat. 328 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,874 You're gonna need to hear something very difficult right now. 329 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,354 - 6:00. - Ah. Mr. Trundle? 330 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:03,485 - Yeah. - I saw your picture on your wife's desk. 331 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,794 Oh, right. Take care then. 332 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,993 - Okay. - All right. 333 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,404 Larry? 334 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:16,704 Larry david. Dean. Dean weinstock. 335 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,074 - Oh my god. Hey. - Yeah, used to be your next-Door neighbor. 336 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,511 - Yeah. Hey. - Hey, man. It is so good to see you. 337 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,276 Hey hey. 338 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,976 - Whoa! - Oh, christ! 339 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,714 - Oh my god. - These are-- Are broken. 340 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,278 - Oh, dear. - Thank you. 341 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,086 - Oh, man. - It is just so good to see you, man. 342 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,786 - That's awesome. - Good to see you. 343 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,795 - It's great. - I'm sorry about your glasses. 344 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,024 Don't worry about it. I'll send you a bill. 345 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,124 Tell me, how's cheryl? How's-- Where'd you guys move to? 346 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,295 Wha-- What-- You'll what? You'll send me a bill? 347 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,204 - Is that what you said? - Yeah, these are-- I don't think these can be fixed. 348 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,538 - Wait a second. - Yeah? 349 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,704 - You're gonna send me a bill? - Just for the glasses. 350 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,214 - Why? - 'Cause they're like $219. 351 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,647 I-- I didn't break your glasses. 352 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,710 It was the hug that broke 'em. It wasn't you specifically... 353 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,722 - okay, yeah. - ...but you were the one who instigated the hug. 354 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,314 I didn't inst-- I instigated the hug? 355 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,086 Yeah, i came in for like a shake-- 356 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,095 No, i came in for a shake and then i saw you make a move for the hug, 357 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,587 - So i went in. - I kinda remember i said the "hey." 358 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,623 I think you're mistaking my "hey" for a hug. 359 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,532 Even if i did initiate the hug... 360 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,230 - yes? Yeah? - ...which i didn't, 361 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,399 That still doesn't make me responsible for your glasses. 362 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,068 They're your glasses. They're around your neck. 363 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,873 With all due respect, i feel like you didn't recognize me 364 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,403 Then i did the "hey,"then i did, 365 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,609 Then you came in and, because you were so embarrassed 366 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,552 And so mortified that you did not recognize me, 367 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,555 You overcompensated by a superstrong hug 368 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,183 - That broke my glasses. - Okay, that's an incredibly idiotic theory. 369 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,692 I think, because you're a needy person, 370 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,524 You wanted me to like you, so you hugged me. 371 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,325 First of all, i'm not a needy person. 372 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,424 Okay? That's number one. I have no needs at all, okay? 373 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,402 I wasn't overcompensating. I don't like you. Why would i want to hug you? 374 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,405 - All right. - I'm not paying for your glasses. 375 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,430 I'm not asking you to pay for the glasses. 376 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,136 I'm asking you to replace these glasses that you broke. 377 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,112 I'm still paying for them even if i replace them, 378 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,579 Am i not? What's the difference? 379 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,775 I don't know if you know an optometrist. I don't know. 380 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,115 - No, i don't know any optometrists. - Well, i didn't think you did 381 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,120 So, in that case, that's why i'm invoicing you. 382 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,987 Okay, you send me the invoice. I'm going to rip it up into tiny little pieces 383 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,391 - And i might even pee on it. - Why-- Why are we fighting in here? 384 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,725 We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting. 385 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,664 You know i have cancer, right? 386 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,997 You know that's why i'm here. 387 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,663 I don't want to have a fight with you. 388 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,265 In fact, my doctor said to not have any fights at all. 389 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,005 Okay, i'll-- 390 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,140 I'll pay for the glasses. 391 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,082 You'll replace the glasses. 392 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,410 I'll pay for the glasses. 393 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,253 I appreciate you accepting responsibility. 394 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,521 It feels good, right? 395 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,568 I got a pretty good vibe from that doctor. 396 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,632 Pretty pretty 397 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,542 Pretty pretty good. 398 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,239 Yeah, she's pretty smart. 399 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,578 Yeah. Yeah, what did you guys talk about? 400 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:14,177 She told me there's certain things i've got to do to make sure i get well. 401 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,880 Well, you got to do 'em, you've got to do 'em. 402 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,650 - Yeah. - If that's what she said, 403 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,554 You've got to listen to the doctor. 404 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,752 Because without your health, you're nothing. 405 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,886 Some people are nothing even with health. 406 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,227 I fall into that category sometimes. 407 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,233 A nothing-- A big nothing-- And i have health. 408 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,701 I would like to go to her lecture tomorrow. 409 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,432 You know what? I'll drive you. How about that? 410 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,545 What can i do for you? 411 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,378 You killed another relationship. 412 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,214 - I did? - That's right, and a very special one, too. 413 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:49,152 This is maybe the most special one i ever had. 414 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,951 Really? The last one was special. 415 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,286 I made a mistake on that one. 416 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,621 There have been quite a few special girls. 417 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:54,853 I've made mistakes. Not this one. 418 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,087 This one's more special? 419 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,356 This is the most special. 420 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,261 - No question about it? - No question about it. 421 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,529 Is she the most special out of all the special girls you've taken out? 422 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,536 - I think she might be. - Really? 423 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,299 That's right, and she needs an apology. 424 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,238 Okay? So come on. 425 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,003 What do you want me to say? 426 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,012 I don't-- Tell her the truth-- You know, the thing. 427 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,776 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 428 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,042 You'd better get me out of this. 429 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,448 Hey, beverly. I-- Honestly, 430 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:28,050 I am so sorry about what happened in the restaurant 431 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,527 But, um-- 432 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,496 - What's wrong? - Would you back up, please? 433 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,999 You're right on my neck here. Just back up a little bit. 434 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,898 - You're breathing down my neck. - Sorry, i'm-- 435 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,869 Anyway, i'm really sorry. 436 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,065 About not kissing you in the restaurant. That was bad. 437 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,701 But jeff told me that you gave lewis a blowjob in the car 438 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,711 Before you got to the restaurant, so that's why-- 439 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,044 - What?! Jeff said-- Jeff said what? - What did you say? 440 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,210 Blowjob? What the fuck are you talking about? 441 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,516 What is this? What, am i in grade three or something? 442 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,385 Look, i haven't had a blowjob in about five years, 443 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,014 - So i was excited, so it slipped out. - I know! I can tell! 444 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,087 You're not gonna have one for another fucking five years! 445 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,524 Why the fuck would you do something like that, huh? 446 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,294 - What? You told me to tell the truth. - Are you fucking crazy? 447 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,527 - Tell the truth? - Yeah. 448 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,661 I thought the truth was that you had a cold sore 449 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,500 For christ's' sake! That's what the truth would have been! 450 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:15,438 What? No no no. I made up the cold sore 451 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,374 'Cause i didn't want to kiss her! Anyway, you went like this! 452 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,969 That's the sign for blowjob. That's a blowjob sign. 453 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,139 - No, it's cold sore. It's "i'm choking." - That's cold sore? 454 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,011 That's an i'm-Eating- Corn-On-The-Cob thing. 455 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,074 That's a blowjob, buddy, where i come from. Yeah. 456 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,609 Why couldn't you just kiss her goodbye like a human being? 457 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,020 Kiss her goodbye? She's got your semen on her lips. I'm not gonna kiss her. 458 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:34,116 - She had my semen on her lips. - Yes! Yeah, secondhand semen. 459 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,059 You can't be a homosexual by proxy. 460 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,755 It's probably in the fucking constitution. 461 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,229 I think you can be gay by proxy. 462 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,630 - Christ. - Anyway, sorry. 463 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,328 How am i going to get home by the way? 464 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,960 Eh, you take a bus. 465 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:52,204 Can i tell you something? I'm very excited about this lecture. 466 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,144 - Why? - Come on. 467 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,613 How often do you get to listen to somebody this smart? 468 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,378 Not even smart, brilliant. She's brilliant. 469 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,215 I get it. You were impressed. Okay? 470 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,915 Enough with the dr. Trundle and the brilliance. 471 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,753 I get your point, okay? 472 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,818 Hey, dr. Trundle's husband. 473 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:12,887 Yeah. I remember him from the picture. 474 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,923 Yeah, right. Yeah, i saw him yesterday in the reception area. 475 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,697 - Really? - Yeah. He's probably on his way to the lecture. 476 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:19,931 Yeah. 477 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,270 Is that dr. Trundle?! 478 00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,435 Go-- It-- 479 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,445 L.D., is she giving him a blowjob?! 480 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,175 - That's what it looks like. - Oh my gosh! 481 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,149 - Wow. - Loretta: oh no. 482 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,812 Oh, no no no no no no no no no, l.D. 483 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,821 - I want you to turn this car around. - What? 484 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,914 - Turn the car around! - So what? So she's giving him a blowjob. 485 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,016 - What's the big deal? - No no no! I can't trust a woman like that 486 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:43,857 To cure my cancer, doing something like that in the car! 487 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:47,127 - Are you kidding me? - She must've been doing it for therapeutic reasons. 488 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,725 - I want you to take me home, l.D. - The lecture! 489 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:52,828 L.D., turn this car around. 490 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,040 - Hi. - Hi. 491 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:07,518 Could you please give this to dean weinstock? He's a patient here. 492 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,646 - Sure. Okay. - It's a check for his glasses. 493 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,850 - Mr. David. - Hello. 494 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,859 Hi, what a surprise. 495 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,487 - You here alone? - Yeah. 496 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,692 I would love to talk to you. Do you have a minute? 497 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:25,031 - Sure. - Great. We'll go back to my office. 498 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,561 - Melissa, would you hold all the calls, please? - Sure, dr. Trundle. 499 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,073 This way. 500 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,102 Come on in. 501 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,940 I wanted to tell you how disappointed i was 502 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:39,508 That you and loretta were not at the lecture yesterday. 503 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,213 And i think the reason that you weren't there 504 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,222 Was because you recognized 505 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,384 That i am going to recommend that she leave the relationship. 506 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,417 That terrifies you and that's why 507 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,053 You didn't want her to be there. 508 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,088 No no, that's the furthest thing from the truth. 509 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,225 I have a lot of experience with this, 510 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,828 And i find that men often have this reaction. 511 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,770 It's certainly understandable. It's very threatening. 512 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,536 But the fact is we're talking about a woman's life 513 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,600 And i'm saying something that you just don't want to hear. 514 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,536 It's not true. I reject your hypothesis. 515 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,310 Why didn't she come to the lecture? 516 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,613 - You really want to know why? - Of course i do. 517 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,143 Okay, i'm going to tell you. 518 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:20,022 We were driving to the lecture, we were on our way... 519 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,958 - mm-Hmm. - ...and then 520 00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,826 I noticed your husband in the car ahead of us. 521 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:29,061 Then you picked your head up off of his lap 522 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:33,628 And loretta decided that she didn't want anything to do 523 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,573 With a doctor who would, you know, do that. 524 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:38,371 Who would do what? 525 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,173 Come on. 526 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,772 Oh my god. 527 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,611 My husband was driving the car, 528 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,447 And yes, i dropped my cell phone on his side of the car, 529 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,215 And i was looking for the cell phone. 530 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,415 An awful long time to look for the cell phone. 531 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,823 You are so ridiculous. You are so juvenile. 532 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,384 - I don't know. - You are exactly the kind of man 533 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,396 - I'm talking about in this book. - Me?! 534 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,920 Yes. You are a tiny, 535 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:02,763 Little, insecure, infantile mind 536 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,496 Of about a 12-Year-Old! 537 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:07,061 - I think you blew him. - Oh my god! 538 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,902 You think i blew him? 539 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:12,205 You have nothing better in your mind than that?! 540 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,542 You're out of control! Get him out of my office! 541 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,023 Oh shit. Oh shit. 542 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,152 - My shoes are in there. - Alton's here! 543 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,426 - What? - Alton's at the front door! 544 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:36,730 You brought his wife here? You idiot! 545 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,199 - I know, man. I'm sorry. - You see? 546 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,707 - I'm sorry. - Nothing, right? She's not here. See? 547 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,506 I didn't-- I didn't mean to run up all in here 548 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,979 Yeah, you come up here, rushing up here to a white man's house-- 549 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,642 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just forgive me. 550 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,480 - I'm-- - All right, brother. 551 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:55,850 - Boy! Shit. - I'll see you next week though, okay? 552 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,684 - All right. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 553 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,830 it's okay. He's gone. 554 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:09,231 thank god. 555 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:15,004 what the hell?! 556 00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:20,634 Okay. Now come on. Get in the car. Get in the car. 557 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,840 We getting the hell out of here and we ain't never coming back. 558 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:25,543 You got me twisted, l.D., okay? 559 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,518 Give your ass a little bit of a taste of chocolate, 560 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,076 And next thing you know, you cheating on me?! 561 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,849 That's right. I saw your ass, 562 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,347 You cheating, no-Good, bald-Headed motherfucker! I'm out! 563 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:39,153 Fuck you, larry david! That's some bullshit! 564 00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,201 Somebody got on your ass. What happened? 565 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:48,069 They're gone. We had a big fight. 566 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,165 They're not coming back. 567 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,971 - What? - Yeah. 568 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,410 - Huh. - How do you like that? 569 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,243 That's some shit right there. Mmm. 570 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,613 So, um... 571 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,141 i guess this means you'll be... 572 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,349 going upstairs, eat this fucking chinese food... 573 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,057 in my fucking room. 574 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,227 Hey, lewis, it's me. 575 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,827 I'm on my way to michael york's. 576 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,566 Maybe i'll see you there. 577 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:24,040 Otherwise, i'll talk to you tomorrow. 578 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:26,339 Okay, bye. 579 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,208 Holy shit. 580 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,443 Oh my god. 581 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,186 Jeff?! 582 00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:42,693 - Jesus christ! - Larry! 583 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,024 - What the hell? - Whoa! 584 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,689 I can't believe it. 585 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,595 - What are we going to do? - Oy, i can't believe this! 586 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:50,157 - What the-- Jeez! - All right! Enough! 587 00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:51,668 She was giving you a blowjob?! 588 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,000 Okay, yeah, we know what it is. 589 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:54,335 - Jesus christ! - All right, stop it! 590 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,135 - Larry... - I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 591 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,732 - I can't get the seat belt off. - ...can you help us? 592 00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:00,472 - I bought an x-Acto knife! - An x-Acto knife! 593 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,036 - It's in the car! - Go get it! Go get it! 594 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,809 - Great! Go get it! Yeah! - I'll cut the seat belt! 595 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,578 - Susie: hurry! - I told you those blowjobs were dangerous. 596 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,483 - Come on! - Get the fucking knife! 597 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,250 Fuck! 598 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,780 Susie: oh, jeff, i can't move! 599 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,918 - Hurry! - No! 600 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:22,057 - Jeff: come on! - Susie: get it! 601 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,432 - Susie: get the fucking knife! 602 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:27,666 - Jeff: oh, come on! - Susie: what the fuck is taking so long? 603 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,674 - Jeff: come on! 604 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,001 Susie: oh my god, i smell gas!