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Power has
always been a deadly narcotic,

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and in 1989,

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RadioShack's Tandy 1000 SL

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was my drug of choice.

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With an Intel 8086

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running at eight megahertz

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and a five-and-a-quarter-inch
floppy drive,

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there was nothing

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I couldn't do.

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From adding snazzy graphics

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to my homework...

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So snazzy.

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To easily alphabetizing

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my list of enemies and their crimes.

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So easy.

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Sheldon, time to go.

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We really need to get one of these.

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What on earth do we need a computer for?

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Yeah, we got you and your big head.

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But we can get so much accomplished.

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I could use a spreadsheet program

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to keep track of your expenses.

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I do that in the back of my checkbook.

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Yes, but does your checkbook
go "beep" when you open it?

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I don't think so.

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Plus, the computer

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can organize your recipes.

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But my recipes are organized.

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On index cards.

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Like a cave person.

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Cave Mom. I'm gonna call you that.

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It doesn't matter, Sheldon.

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We can't afford a computer.

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Sure we can. It's only $998,

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and Dave says we can buy
it on easy monthly payments.

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That's true.

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Stay out of this, Dave.

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Come on.

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We got to get home.

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- But...
- Sheldon, I said no.

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I can make you a good deal

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on the floor model,

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Mrs. Cooper.

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Seriously, Dave, you're
getting on my nerves.

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It's not fair.

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You bought Missy a Ring Pop.

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For ten cents.

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- And I'm worth every penny.
- Let's go.

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Sorry, Dave.

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We're living paycheck to paycheck.

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Move!

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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- Ah, RadioShack.
- Ah, RadioShack.

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Here it is, the Tandy
1000 SL computer system.

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Sheldon was going on and
on about that thing today.

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I've never seen one so easy to use.

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Greetings. Need
directions back to your planet?

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This technology is more
advanced than we thought.

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You know that movie E.T.?

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The kid who finds him,
his name is Elliott,

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which starts with an
"E" and ends with a "T."

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Coincidence?

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I don't think so.

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You're gonna live with
us forever, aren't you?

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So, Sheldon wants a computer?

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Ever since he could talk.

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But now more than ever.

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Well, he should get a job after school.

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Save up and buy one.

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Get a job? He's nine.

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I mowed lawns when I was his age.

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Made pretty good money.

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You want Sheldon to mow lawns?

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He's so pale, five minutes in the sun,

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he'd burst into flames.

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I would pay to see that.

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Shut up, Georgie.

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I hope you told him

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we can't afford it.

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Of course.

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I could buy it for him,

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and then y'all could
pay me back when you can.

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Okay, Connie, now
you're just insulting me.

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Well, that was not my intention,

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but I'm glad to hear it.

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I can pay my own bills

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and take care of my family.

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There are expenses we could cut back on

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so we could afford a computer.

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You mean like the money
you give to church?

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No, I mean like the money you give

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to the Lone Star Beer company.

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Good one, Mom.

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- Shut up.
- Shut up, pumpkin.

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We're not getting a computer.

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We don't need your money.

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Where are you going?

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To get a... glass of milk.

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He's lying. He's getting a beer.

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Shut up, Georgie.

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Mom?

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Why are you still up?

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Madame Curie is on the roof,

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and she's not wearing her hat.

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You're just dreaming, baby.

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But she'll be cold without her hat.

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I'll give her mine. Now you go to sleep.

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Mm, thanks, Mom.

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You're the best.

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Oh, Lord.

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I'm guessing we're not
having our once-a-week.

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Sorry, I only have relations
with gentlemen I like.

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Oh, come on. You know how I feel

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about your mother
meddlin' in our finances.

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She wasn't meddlin',
she was offering to help.

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And that computer is not some silly toy.

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Sheldon could use it for his schoolwork,

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and I could use it to...
organize my recipes.

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You already got 'em organized
on those little cards.

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Yeah, like a cave person.

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Well, it doesn't matter.

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We can't afford it, end of story.

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Not exactly end of story.

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What's that mean?

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I've been setting money aside
the last couple of years,

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and this might be a good use for it.

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Money from what?

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You know, here and there.

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Bookkeeping for the church,

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some seamstress work,

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birthday money from my Aunt Zelda.

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And just how much of this
"here and there" money

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you got saved up?

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Well, seeing as it's my money,

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I don't think that's
any of your business.

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None of my business?

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You see every nickel

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I make, and you got secret money?

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It's not secret. I just told you.

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Where you hiding it?

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Well, now you're
headed into secret territory.

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Oh, okay.

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Just so I'm clear, my money's our money,

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but your money's your money.

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That's right.

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Oh, good to know.

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I'm glad we're not
having our once-a-week

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'cause I am not in the mood.

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Really?

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That's too bad.

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Why? Are you?

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No!

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That was uncalled for.

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I forgot to tell you,
a girl called for you.

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What girl?

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I don't know. A girl.

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Well, what'd she say?

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It's hard to remember.
This was months ago.

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Hey.

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Two cases?

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Don't worry, I didn't use your money.

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I used mine.

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Finish your dinner

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and then pack a bag.

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We are going to Meemaw's.

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Why?

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Because your mom and dad
need a break from each other.

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For how long?

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I don't know. Just pack.

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Will I need earmuffs?

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Sure, if you want.

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Although my almanac does
predict mild temperatures.

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Then don't bring it.

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I'll just bring my almanac.

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You know what, I'll bring both.

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Should I pack my toothbrush

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or use the one I keep at Meemaw's?

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I got this one.

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Nobody cares.

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I don't want to go to Meemaw's house.

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What if that girl calls back?

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Fine, then stay here with your father.

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Sheldon and Missy, we are
out of here in half an hour.

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Not a lot of time to pick a toothbrush.

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Come on in.

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Mom and Dad need a break.

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We don't know how long.

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What's he got in there?

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Everything.

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First and ten in the
closing minutes of the fourth quarter...

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I ain't never getting married.

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- That so?
- Yeah.

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Women are nothing but trouble.

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I'll get it!

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Hello, Georgie speaking.

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Did you run to the
phone? Do you feel stupid?

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Who was it?

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Nobody.

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This little tiff

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between your mom and me will blow over.

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Don't make a big deal of it.

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I'm not. I'm just saying

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I'm better suited to the single life.

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And how do you picture that?

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Okay, well, you know the
buffet at Golden Corral,

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where there's all kinds of choices

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and you can have as much as you want?

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Yeah.

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It'll be like that, only with hot girls.

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Georgie, I'll bet you a thousand dollars

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you're married before you're 25.

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You got a bet.

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I feel like

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I'm stealing your money.

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Georgie married his first wife at 19.

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He never paid my father.

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Well, I got to tell you how happy I am

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that y'all are spending
the night with me.

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Your house smells like cigarettes.

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So happy.

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Sheldon, we've talked about this.

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You don't need to announce
to people how things smell.

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Hmm.

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All right, you two, settle in.

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Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?

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Of course not.

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Are you sure? Packing up your kids

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in the middle of the night
and moving in with your mom

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has all the earmarks of a divorce.

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We're not getting a divorce.

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Okay, go to sleep.

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Sweet dreams.

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I can't believe Mom and
Dad had a fight over beer.

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I don't think the fight was about beer.

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I think there was more subtext.

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You're probably right.

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Then again, I don't
know what subtext is.

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I don't want to get in your business,

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but since you're getting in my bed,

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- I'm getting in your business.
- Go ahead.

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When you leaving?

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Very funny.

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That wasn't a joke.

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I love you, and I love the kids,

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but I love you better
living across the street.

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Sorry the end of my marriage
is inconveniencing you.

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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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It's a little spat.

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No, this was a long time coming.

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This goes to the very
core of our relationship.

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I see we're sticking with dramatic.

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The minute he found out
I had money set aside,

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he felt threatened. And you know why?

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'Cause it meant that I can
live independent of him.

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Sleeping in your mommy's bed?

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You know what I mean.

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You gonna buy Sheldon that computer?

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Well, now I have to.

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Got it.

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You do know I still
have an active love life.

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Just go to sleep.

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On this very bed.

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Oh, Mom.

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What's for breakfast?

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I don't know. Grab a bowl of cereal.

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Mom usually makes us eggs and toast

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and the occasional meat.

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Well, Mom isn't here, is she?

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00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:53,919
Whoa. Somebody woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.

271
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,329
And you had a choice 'cause
you had the whole bed.

272
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,459
Georgie.

273
00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,150
Walking on thin ice.

274
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,660
Maybe you should go across
the street and apologize.

275
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,229
I can't do that.

276
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,530
Why not?

277
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,899
'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.

278
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,889
What's Nixon got to do with it?

279
00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:10,920
What?

280
00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:13,739
You said "bad president," like Nixon.

281
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,530
You know, this guy.

282
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,250
You going to apologize?

283
00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:23,840
Dad!

284
00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:25,669
Dad!

285
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,870
If you are, bring back meat!

286
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,539
Hey.

287
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,540
I hope you're happy.

288
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,219
Thank you, Georgie. That's very kind.

289
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,979
Mom and Dad are
fighting because you want

290
00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,449
to get a stupid computer.

291
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,509
What are you talking about?

292
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,619
Mom wanted to buy it for you,

293
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,919
Dad said they couldn't afford it,

294
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,229
Meemaw offered to pay for it,

295
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:53,239
and now I'm eating
pineapple spears for lunch.

296
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,320
I hate making my own lunch.

297
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,159
I'm sorry, Georgie, I didn't know.

298
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,690
Yeah, well, now you do.

299
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,929
What did you get?

300
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:02,489
A turkey sandwich Mom cut
in the shape of a heart,

301
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,009
a fruit cup, a brownie,

302
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,310
and a note from Meemaw
saying how much she loves me.

303
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,939
I haven't read it yet,
but I bet it's a lot.

304
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,810
I don't even have a can opener.

305
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,579
Oh, Sugar Apple, I love you so much.

306
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:20,560
Your affection for inanimate
objects frightens me.

307
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,299
I'm glad you're happy, Missy.

308
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,659
I'm even happier that I got a
toy, and Sheldon got nothin'.

309
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:27,390
Well, now, we're not exactly

310
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,689
done shopping.

311
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,339
Sheldon, you still want that computer?

312
00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,300
I thought we couldn't afford it.

313
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,780
Don't you worry about that.

314
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:36,499
Do you want it or not?

315
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,109
More than anything.

316
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,700
All right, then, let's go get it.

317
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:44,470
Wait. He gets a computer
and I get a lousy toy?

318
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,139
I thought you liked it.

319
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,480
Not anymore.

320
00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:54,449
Where's the water come out of?

321
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,189
Well, seeing as that's
the dryer, nowhere.

322
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,550
Hmm.

323
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,159
So this one's the washer?

324
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,420
No foolin' you.

325
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,990
What are you doing?

326
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,199
Separating the whites from the colors.

327
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,860
Whoa, that's racist.

328
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,799
How did I get a rocket
scientist for one son

329
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,269
- and a rodeo clown for the other?
- Oh, man.

330
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,769
I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown.

331
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,530
They make people happy,

332
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,680
and they see the rodeo for free.

333
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,860
Mmm.

334
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:31,049
The home computer I had long coveted

335
00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,820
was finally in my possession,

336
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:37,159
but it was also destroying my home.

337
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,590
Thankfully, it came pre-loaded

338
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,329
with a program to help
solve personal problems.

339
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:45,269
Hello, I am Eliza.

340
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:48,499
My... parents...

341
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:52,199
are... fighting...

342
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,809
a lot.

343
00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,679
I see. Can you elaborate on that?

344
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,079
My mother...

345
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,499
bought... me...

346
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,639
this...

347
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,910
computer...

348
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,680
but...

349
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:15,829
my dad... says... we can't...

350
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,730
afford it.

351
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,000
Do you have issues with your mother?

352
00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,670
Mmm... No.

353
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,009
She... makes me...

354
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,359
spaghetti...

355
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,029
with hot dogs...

356
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:35,349
cut up in it.

357
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:38,119
Can you elaborate on that?

358
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,409
Are you...

359
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,760
going to help me or not?

360
00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:49,829
Hello, I am Eliza.

361
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:52,450
The future might be overrated.

362
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,639
Okay, water's definitely on.

363
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,610
Try it now.

364
00:14:57,611 --> 00:14:59,210
We want delicate or regular?

365
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,840
It doesn't matter, just turn it on.

366
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,559
Let's go with delicate to be safe.

367
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,780
Nothin'.

368
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:08,980
Damn it.

369
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,850
Wait, I know what to do.

370
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:11,889
What?

371
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,189
Go across the street
and apologize to Mom.

372
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,629
I got nothin' to apologize for.

373
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,889
You don't have to mean it. I never do.

374
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:20,329
Georgie, just mind your business.

375
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,699
Okay, sorry.

376
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,379
In case you were wondering,

377
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,630
I didn't mean that.

378
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,669
See how easy it is?

379
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,139
These home computers are amazing.

380
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,079
I could start a real
bookkeeping business

381
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,209
with that thing.

382
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,209
And that would go a
long way to giving you

383
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,149
the financial independence
you're looking for.

384
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,319
Darn tootin'.

385
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,289
Just for your information,

386
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,650
Sheldon is using the computer right now

387
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,489
to try and fix your marriage.

388
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,120
Really?

389
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:50,559
What did it say?

390
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,590
It said...

391
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,999
"Get out of your mother's house."

392
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,429
- Mom.
- I'm serious.

393
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:57,669
I want a cigarette, and I'm tired

394
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,130
of hiding behind the garage.

395
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,969
You think I should apologize to George?

396
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,639
Well, of course not. That
would set a terrible precedent.

397
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,109
I think you should go back over there

398
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,609
to pick up some clothes for the kids

399
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,949
and be all cold and distant,

400
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,879
so he has to apologize to you.

401
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,079
Oh, that's not bad.

402
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,319
Do it.

403
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,070
I will.

404
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,700
Why you drinking tea?

405
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,030
Get out.

406
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,149
Oh, hello.

407
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,739
Hey.

408
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,149
Were you coming back, or...?

409
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,500
Just to get some clothes for the kids.

410
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,550
Oh.

411
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,489
Were you coming to talk to me?

412
00:16:56,490 --> 00:17:00,259
Well... yeah.

413
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,230
I, um...

414
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,000
wanted to apologize.

415
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,809
Really?

416
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,449
Want to go for a walk?

417
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,749
Talk a little?

418
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,440
Sure.

419
00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:30,429
Hey, kids, come here.

420
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:31,980
Look at that.

421
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,199
It looks like your mom and
dad are gonna be all right.

422
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,419
Does this mean we're going home?

423
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,450
It appears so.

424
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,210
I didn't even get to
wear my earmuffs yet.

425
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:50,979
And this program will allow us
to track our family finances,

426
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:54,079
create a budget, and
prepare tax documents.

427
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,300
- That's impressive.
- Mmm.

428
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,849
Would you like to know how much money

429
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,619
you spend on beer annually?

430
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,080
- No.
- I would.

431
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,529
$936.

432
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,930
George.

433
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,660
If you switched to Hawaiian Punch,

434
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,699
we could live in a bigger house.

435
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,459
Hello, I am Eliza.

436
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,379
Eliza...

437
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:22,509
Are... you...

438
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:25,749
hot?

439
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,880
In your fantasies, am I hot?

440
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:31,070
Oh... yes.

441
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,569
You realize you're not
talking to a real person.

442
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,860
Hey, get out of here.
I'm about to score.

443
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,669
Missy! Turn off the computer.

444
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:41,939
Time to go to bed.

445
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,999
I got to finish my homework!

446
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,099
Big money, big money.

447
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,909
Yes!

448
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,619
Hello?

449
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,650
Hello?

450
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,949
Oh.

451
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:23,300
- What?
- Nothin'.

452
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,140
Button you pull, that's stupid.

453
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,740
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