1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,700 Transcript by Textexam. 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 3 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:03,400 Resync by Lauta. 4 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:16,034 Oh my god! 5 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:19,367 - Are you ready to go? - Oh, god, look at this. 6 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,467 Look at that. 7 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:24,100 - What is this? - It's a book about freaks. 8 00:00:24,201 --> 00:00:26,134 - Is this Ted's gift? - Yeah. 9 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:28,100 - That's what you're giving him for his birthday? - Yeah. 10 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:30,800 - Okay, yeah. - It's unbelievable. 11 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:34,401 Hey, guess what. It's all finalized-- the cemetery plots. 12 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,201 We got 'em, so now Ted and Mary are gonna be next to us 13 00:00:37,301 --> 00:00:38,867 - and Jeff and Susie. - Hey, you like her? 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,034 I see that. 15 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,934 I think we really overpaid for those plots. 16 00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:44,568 - It's too late, and it's a beautiful site. 17 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:47,100 Hold on. This has to be the car service. 18 00:00:47,201 --> 00:00:49,668 - Hi, good evening, Miss david? - Yes. 19 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,668 - Your car's here. - Thank you. We'll be right out. 20 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:54,301 - We'll be right out. Thank you so much. - Okay. 21 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:58,100 - Oh, oh, jesus! Oh, jesus! - Larry, our car's here. 22 00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,367 - Okay. - This isn't for you, actually. 23 00:01:00,534 --> 00:01:02,800 Look at the size of this guy. 24 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,301 Let's put it away. We're going to a party. 25 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:07,034 We have a car. We can drink. We can have margaritas. 26 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:09,134 We can hang out, be normal. 27 00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:11,867 Great idea, the car service, great idea. 28 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:20,034 Okay, so we'll just call you in a few hours or so. 29 00:01:20,134 --> 00:01:23,034 Good. We'll see you in a while. Have a great night, folks. 30 00:01:23,134 --> 00:01:25,867 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna be here. 31 00:01:25,934 --> 00:01:29,668 - Got something to read? - No no no, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Take care. 32 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:32,467 All right. 33 00:01:32,568 --> 00:01:34,401 No book? No paper? 34 00:01:34,534 --> 00:01:37,000 - Nothing? A puzzle, huh? - No, I-- 35 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,934 You folks have a great night, though. Have a great party. 36 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:42,134 I don't have to worry about you in there? You'll be okay? 37 00:01:42,234 --> 00:01:44,134 - I'm great. - Okay, fine. 38 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:47,334 I'll be right here when you get out and have a great party. 39 00:01:47,401 --> 00:01:48,767 - Okay. - Thank you. 40 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,301 I couldn't be alone with myself for 15 minutes. 41 00:01:51,401 --> 00:01:52,668 My brains would melt. 42 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:55,401 He's gonna sit here for three hours and not gonna read. 43 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:58,934 No lady or nothing. No distractions. 44 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:03,867 The cemetery plots came through. 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,100 So it's Jeff and Susie and you and Cheryl and me and Ted 46 00:02:07,201 --> 00:02:08,934 buried next to each other forever. Oh my god. 47 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,267 Yeah, right. Isn't that something? 48 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:12,000 - Yeah. - That's really something. 49 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,034 - Yeah, I don't want-- Not too soon. - yeah, no. 50 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,034 It's true. When you start to think about it, 51 00:02:17,134 --> 00:02:19,234 somebody's gotta go first, I guess. 52 00:02:19,334 --> 00:02:22,867 Well, it's not gonna be me and probably not Ted. We're very healthy. 53 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:24,700 - Really? - Yeah. 54 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,967 - Nice party, huh? - This is very nice. 55 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,700 - I don't even recognize most of these people. - Really? 56 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:31,334 You know the rizmans. 57 00:02:31,467 --> 00:02:34,334 Yeah yeah, I'm not that crazy about them, 58 00:02:34,401 --> 00:02:35,601 frankly, you know. 59 00:02:35,733 --> 00:02:37,833 You don't like arnie rizman? 60 00:02:37,934 --> 00:02:40,568 Just 'cause the person's bald doesn't mean I have to like them. 61 00:02:40,668 --> 00:02:43,501 Okay, forget it. I'm sure there's someone here that you like. 62 00:02:43,601 --> 00:02:45,501 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay, enjoy yourself. 63 00:02:45,568 --> 00:02:46,767 All right, okay. 64 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:50,167 - Good evening. - Good evening to you. 65 00:02:50,234 --> 00:02:53,434 - How you doing? - I am doing... 66 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:55,867 Pretty good. 67 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,067 Pretty, pretty good. 68 00:02:58,234 --> 00:03:01,234 - What can I get you? - You got a little bow tie there, huh? 69 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:02,800 Got a little bow tie. 70 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:05,934 That's your idea? 71 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:08,568 No. No, it's not. 72 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,767 You know, we're asked to wear it sometimes. 73 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:14,700 - What do you mean sometimes? - Well, we're given a work-order form 74 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:18,568 with a special request, and in this case, there was a request 75 00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:20,767 from Mr. Danson to wear the bow tie. 76 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,167 - You're kidding. - No. 77 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:27,967 Ted danson specifically requested that you wear a bow tie? 78 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:29,601 Are you joking? 79 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,134 To distinguish, I believe, 80 00:03:31,234 --> 00:03:35,134 between the guests and the staff. 81 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,900 Well, looks like I'm gonna have to have a little talk 82 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:40,401 with Mr. Danson. 83 00:03:40,501 --> 00:03:42,167 No no no no, that's totally-- 84 00:03:42,234 --> 00:03:43,967 That's okay. Don't worry about it. 85 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,568 - I wanna say a little something to him. - Please, please don't. 86 00:03:45,668 --> 00:03:47,401 - I feel like I have to. - You don't. You don't. 87 00:03:47,501 --> 00:03:49,434 - Honestly, it's-- - I do. I really do. This is wrong. 88 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:51,334 - It's just wrong. - It's unnecessary. 89 00:03:51,434 --> 00:03:54,234 We're asked sometimes. It's fine. It's part of the job. 90 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:55,634 Listen, I'm doing this for you. 91 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,267 Well, if you're doing it for me, then don't. 92 00:03:58,334 --> 00:04:00,634 - Please. - Okay, I'm doing it for me. 93 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,267 Also, please don't then. 94 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,800 You don't understand how I operate, okay? 95 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,267 - Maybe not, but-- - I will not get you in trouble. 96 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,401 I'll talk to him. Everything will be fine. 97 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:13,067 It would probably implicate me in some way, and it's not that important. 98 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,700 - What's your name? - Jamie. 99 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,067 - Jamie, okay. - Yeah. 100 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,301 - Jamie, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 101 00:04:18,401 --> 00:04:20,434 I'm gonna go say a little something to Mr. Danson. 102 00:04:20,534 --> 00:04:21,867 Please don't-- 103 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,167 In a few minutes, you're not gonna be wearing a bow tie. 104 00:04:24,234 --> 00:04:26,601 I don't mind wearing it that much. I'd rather you don't. 105 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,467 You're gonna say, "Larry, thank you for getting rid of my bow tie." 106 00:04:29,534 --> 00:04:32,534 I thank you, Larry, to not say anything to Mr. Danson. 107 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:36,167 Jamie, I gotta say something. 108 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:38,234 You don't. 109 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,900 - I have to. I couldn't live with myself. - You don't have to. 110 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,067 Just trust me. I know how to talk to people. 111 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,700 - I do trust you, but please don't. - That's gotta go. 112 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,134 - That's gotta go, jamie. - It doesn't have to. 113 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:50,700 - Please, please. - Nah-ah-ah. 114 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,067 - Hey, happy birthday! - Hey. 115 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:57,201 Yeah, yeah, I'd hug you, but I know you got a phobia. 116 00:04:57,267 --> 00:05:00,301 Yeah, we don't need to go that far, you know? 117 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,534 - Let me ask you something. - Yeah. 118 00:05:02,634 --> 00:05:03,833 Why'd you make this poor kid 119 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:07,100 - wear a bow tie? Bartender? 120 00:05:07,201 --> 00:05:09,100 Got him in a bow tie? What's up with that? 121 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:12,167 We had a choice. No bow tie, bow tie. We went with bow tie. 122 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:15,100 - Classes up the party a little bit, I think. - Really? 123 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:17,900 Makes me a little uncomfortable seeing a guy like that, 124 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,100 have to stand there, wear a bow tie the whole night. 125 00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:22,501 - That's not cool. - It looks elegant. 126 00:05:22,601 --> 00:05:25,167 Feel like you're putting on airs or something, you know? 127 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:27,367 - I'm putting on airs? - A little bit, yeah. 128 00:05:27,434 --> 00:05:29,367 You know, what is it? So you feel good? 129 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:31,334 He's gotta feel bad so you can feel good? 130 00:05:31,434 --> 00:05:33,100 Is that how the world works for you? 131 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:35,568 - Did he say something to you? - No, he didn't. 132 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,100 - He did, didn't he? - No, he did not. 133 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:39,833 - What did he say? - He didn't say anything. 134 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:42,201 - Bullshit. - He said he'd rather I wouldn't talk to you, 135 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:43,634 that's what he said, but... 136 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:45,100 - Can't take the bow tie off? - No. 137 00:05:45,201 --> 00:05:47,467 - That's your final answer? - That's my final answer. 138 00:05:47,568 --> 00:05:49,467 - Final answer? - Yeah, no deal. 139 00:05:49,568 --> 00:05:51,201 Pfft! Whatever you want, you know? 140 00:05:51,334 --> 00:05:53,267 - Come on, Larry, please. - Okay, all right. 141 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:56,201 I feel like a jerk 'cause I kind of promised him. 142 00:05:56,334 --> 00:05:59,167 Well, too bad. Go back and say you failed. 143 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:02,367 Okay, I will. One more thing: 144 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:04,334 I got a driver out there. 145 00:06:04,434 --> 00:06:06,367 I was wondering if I could bring him in the house. 146 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:10,000 He's sitting out there. He'll be out there for three hours. 147 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,000 Do you mind if I bring him in? 148 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,100 Why don't we just send some coffee out to him? 149 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:16,833 Send coffee out to him? Come on, what is that? 150 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:19,733 Let me bring him in. He'll sit in a corner. He won't bother anybody. 151 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:22,100 It's his job to sit in the car and wait while you have fun. 152 00:06:22,201 --> 00:06:24,167 I know it's his job, but listen, I used to drive. 153 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:26,301 I know how it feels to sit in a car for three hours 154 00:06:26,434 --> 00:06:29,733 and do nothing and freeze and not be able to put the radio on 155 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,568 or the lights. You can't read. There's nothing you can do. 156 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:34,733 - You drove limos? - Yeah, I did drive limos. 157 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,367 - Really? - Yeah. 158 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,467 - Did you wear a little bow tie? - No, I did not. 159 00:06:38,601 --> 00:06:40,501 The woman was blind and couldn't see. 160 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,301 - Really? - Yeah. 161 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,301 I didn't even wear the uniform. 162 00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:46,134 - Really? - Yeah, she couldn't see a thing. 163 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:48,467 The car was filthy, but anyway, that's another story. 164 00:06:48,568 --> 00:06:51,034 Bring him in. I don't care. Put him in the back. 165 00:06:51,134 --> 00:06:54,100 - Really? Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. You're welcome. 166 00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:56,034 - You happy now? - I'm happy. 167 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,833 - Still no on the... - No. 168 00:06:57,934 --> 00:07:00,833 - All right, I'm gonna go get him. Thanks, man. - Okay. 169 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:06,201 - Who's this from again? - Barney and ellen. 170 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,267 Oh, look at that. 171 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:10,534 - Thank you! Thank you so much. - It's nice. 172 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:13,234 - Who this? Doesn't have a name? - Nancy and george. 173 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:15,601 You excited about tomorrow night? 174 00:07:15,733 --> 00:07:17,867 - What's tomorrow night? - The mccartney concert. 175 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:20,867 - Oh, yeah, right. - How often do you go to concerts? 176 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,034 - You know what? I am excited. - Yeah, I am too. 177 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:25,501 - We'll go out to dinner. It'll be fun. - Yeah, it'll be fun. 178 00:07:25,568 --> 00:07:27,401 - This is great. These do a lot of good. - Yeah. 179 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:29,134 Have you seen this, everybody? 180 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:31,668 - Oh, the bono phone. - Oh, that's great. 181 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:34,767 - Gives money to aids in africa. - Oh, that's so great. 182 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,668 That doesn't affect heterosexuals, right? 183 00:07:39,201 --> 00:07:40,668 - What are you doing? - The guy's impossible. 184 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:42,800 - Thank you so much. - It's not funny. 185 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:44,833 It's a joke, people. It's a joke, come on. 186 00:07:44,934 --> 00:07:48,100 - Okay. - I'm not sure. 187 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,800 What is that? Oh, that's mine. Hey! 188 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,700 - This is the one you told me about? - That's it, yeah. 189 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,434 - "Mondo..." - "Mondo freaks." 190 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:57,601 "Mondo freaks." 191 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,334 Leaf through it. 192 00:08:05,034 --> 00:08:07,700 Huh? Are you loving that? 193 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,900 Well, thank you, Larry. Thank you very much. 194 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:12,067 You're welcome. It's a great coffee-table book. 195 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,700 Oh, yeah, wait. 196 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,434 I wanna just show it to Jeff, okay? 197 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:18,301 Yeah, thanks. 198 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:21,267 All right, what have we got next here? 199 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,733 I'll be right back. 200 00:08:31,634 --> 00:08:33,800 Okay-- 201 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,800 - It's pete peterson. - All right, what have we got here? 202 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:44,301 That's unbelievable. 203 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:46,900 - What do we got here? 204 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:51,067 His head tilted! 205 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,201 Oh! 206 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,000 You all right, buddy? 207 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,634 Happy birthday, becker. 208 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,167 Oh, jesus. 209 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:14,267 I'm sorry about that. Who is he? 210 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:17,733 Does anyone know? 211 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:20,234 - I think that's my driver. - That's your driver? 212 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:22,100 This is the guy you brought into my house? 213 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:25,401 - I'm sorry, man. - You're sorry? That guy's plastered. 214 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:28,833 - It was an accident. He didn't do it on purpose. - Get off me! 215 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,568 God, get-- 216 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,167 Get out of here, you stupid creep! 217 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:34,900 What happened? 218 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,800 - That guy, the drunk guy, just groped me. - He what? 219 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,800 He just-- ooh! Put his hands all over me. 220 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,267 - I don't believe him. - That son of a... 221 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,967 You know something? You're out of here. Go on. 222 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,601 - What? - Go on, get out of here, Larry. 223 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,634 - What? - Get the hell out of my house, will you? 224 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:52,733 - What? It was an accident. - Take your freaky friend 225 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,501 - and your freak book and get the hell out. - What? 226 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:58,501 He gropes my wife, and he breaks-- I can't believe this! 227 00:09:58,601 --> 00:10:00,201 - Fine, fine, I'm leaving! - Go on. 228 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:03,000 Fine. Happy birthday. Come on, Cheryl. 229 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,467 - I'm sorry. - Oh Cheryl, it's not your fault. 230 00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:07,000 Happy birthday. 231 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,201 - That was a bullshit party. - Yeah. 232 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:11,467 Let's get out of here. Get in. 233 00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:14,067 - No, you're not driving. - I'm totally fine. 234 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,534 - Are you crazy? You're not driving. - I'm not that drunk. 235 00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:18,000 - What are you doing? - Hey, I know. 236 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,700 I'm just joking around. But seriously, 237 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,201 you two, get in. I'm driving. 238 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,267 No, you're not. You can't drive. You're drunk. 239 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,800 You are not gonna drive us home. Nobody in their right mind 240 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,467 - would get in a car with you right now. - Come on, get in the car. 241 00:10:28,534 --> 00:10:30,467 - You'll stay right over here. - Okay okay okay. 242 00:10:30,534 --> 00:10:32,100 Don't forget me, bud. 243 00:10:32,234 --> 00:10:34,134 - Do you know how to drive a limo? - I don't know. 244 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,401 - Hey, charlie. - Stay out of the glove compartment. 245 00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:38,467 - Charlie. - Stay out of the glove compartment. 246 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:40,201 Get... 247 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,100 Come on, charlie. Come on, get up. 248 00:10:55,201 --> 00:10:58,634 - No kidding? - Let's go. 249 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,833 Oh, man. 250 00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh, my goodness. 251 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,467 There she is. 252 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,301 Come on, step, step, come on. 253 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:16,301 Honey, honey...! 254 00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,900 - Nobody's home. Stay out. - Come on, baby. 255 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,733 No, not again. God damn you! 256 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,301 Huh-uh, huh-uh. Who are you? 257 00:11:23,401 --> 00:11:25,934 Get off! Get off! 258 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,167 Don't you dare get on that couch. Hey, what are you doing? 259 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,201 Huh? You party with this fuckface? 260 00:11:30,301 --> 00:11:32,467 No, we weren't partying. 261 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,301 No, he was driving us. 262 00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:37,568 And he had too much to drink, so we thought... 263 00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:39,000 You! 264 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,668 Get your stinky, nasty feet off my couch. 265 00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:45,767 Who's there? Is that the goddamn neighbors with their fucking dog? 266 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:48,934 - No, dad, go to bed! - Who's there? 267 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:51,401 This is the shitstorm of my life. It's shit. 268 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,767 Yeah, it doesn't look that great. 269 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,568 No, it isn't. Aren't you pretty? 270 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,301 - Don't you look nice? - You're pretty. 271 00:11:58,401 --> 00:11:59,833 - You're pretty. - Very attractive. 272 00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,501 - Tell 'em to stop playing the music. - Shut up! 273 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,201 We have no way to get home tonight because-- 274 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:06,767 No, clearly he can't drive. 275 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,568 I would offer you the upstairs room, but my dad is a fucking mess. 276 00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:10,767 Can we take the limo home? 277 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,467 I'll bring it back tomorrow. I promise. 278 00:12:12,568 --> 00:12:14,201 You gotta bring it back, man. 279 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,067 I don't need you to talk! 280 00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,501 - Thank you. - I'm sorry I couldn't invite you in for a snack. 281 00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,767 But you know what? There's nothing in the cupboard. 282 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,733 - I don't want that dog shitting in my yard! - Daddy, so help me! 283 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,234 This is gonna be so fun. 284 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,234 I'm so looking forward to this concert. 285 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,100 Oh, my gosh, you're wearing a suit. 286 00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:32,867 This is like a real date. 287 00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,568 Gonna go to dinner and go to a concert and hang out. 288 00:12:35,668 --> 00:12:37,668 Oh my god. You know what I heard? 289 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,867 I heard that heather mills and paul mccartney 290 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,934 might be getting back together. 291 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,934 - Oh, how exciting. - Can you believe that? 292 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,668 - I'm a all atwitter. - She might even be there tonight. 293 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,800 - Really? - Yeah. See heather mills. 294 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,067 You know, I gotta tell ya, 295 00:12:52,134 --> 00:12:54,967 - I'm thinking about this Ted danson thing. - Yeah. 296 00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:58,501 I don't think I wanna be buried next to this guy. 297 00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:00,334 That's how I feel. 298 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,767 So I was thinking maybe... 299 00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:06,467 Maybe you'll switch plots with me, so you'll be between us. 300 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,568 I don't care. 301 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,733 But you know that means that you'll be next to Susie. 302 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,201 So you're gonna need her permission. 303 00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:15,301 - I don't care what you do. 304 00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:17,767 Oh, hey, that's them. 305 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,668 Oh, I'll get it. 306 00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,800 - Paul McCartney, baby, yeah! - Paul McCartney! 307 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:28,167 Hey, guys. Hey, you look great. Oh, look, a suit too. 308 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,934 - I know. Isn't that nice? - Yeah, you do look good. 309 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:32,700 - I love this outfit. - You do? 310 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,301 Oh, yeah, it's great-- the pink. I love this stuff. 311 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:37,134 Wow, glad you like it. 312 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,434 - Really nice, yeah. - It's a rock star thing. 313 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,267 - Great combo. Yeah, looks terrific. - Glad you like it. 314 00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:45,334 - You want some wine, cheese? - I'd love some wine. That'd be great. 315 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,700 Where's the freak book? 316 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,034 - Left it in the car. - Oh, man, all right. 317 00:13:50,134 --> 00:13:51,467 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. 318 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,134 How about a toast? To good friends, good friendship. 319 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,900 - Nice, very nice, very nice. - To friendship? 320 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,000 You know, you weren't there last night. 321 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,301 - No, I heard. - Ted danson, 322 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,000 I have had it with this guy. 323 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,833 - He's a little pompous lately, I notice. - So full of himself. 324 00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:10,201 Let me just say this, okay? I don't wanna be buried next to this guy. 325 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,000 I really don't. I've been thinking about it. 326 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,601 I was talking to Cheryl, and I asked Cheryl 327 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,833 if she'd switch plots with me, and she agreed. 328 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,467 - So now I'll be buried next to you. - Next to me? 329 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,267 Yeah, next to you, so that's that. 330 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:23,167 I don't really like that, lar. I don't like that. 331 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,234 - Why not? - Because I liked it the way it was. 332 00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,100 What's the big deal? 333 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,467 Because, Larry, honestly, I don't wanna be next to you for eternity. 334 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,000 May I be so bold? 335 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,201 Your best self emerges after you're dead. 336 00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,733 - You don't know that for a fact. - I do know. I came back. 337 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,467 Guess what. Even your best self, I'm not interested for eternity. 338 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,067 I take back my toast. 339 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,367 - Good friends? - Fine, take back your toast. 340 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,800 I take back the toast, and I take back what I said about your outfit. 341 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,267 Well, you only said it 'cause you had this in mind 342 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,467 to get me to switch plots. There's always an ulterior motive. 343 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,534 If you were married to me, I never would have let you out of the house with that. 344 00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:55,967 That's fine. I'm not married to you. 345 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,434 And I'm not gonna be next to you forever and ever and ever. 346 00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:00,234 - I want some peace and quiet. - Okay, fine. 347 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,301 How about this? I'll switch with Cheryl, 348 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,301 but then you switch with Jeff. 349 00:15:05,401 --> 00:15:07,401 - I can't do that. I need to be on the end. - That's true. 350 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,668 I'm claustrophobic. I can't be anywhere but the end. 351 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,668 He hyperventilates. He has to be on the end. 352 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,301 - Yeah, it's not good. - I'll tell you what's not good, okay? 353 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,501 The selfishness that's going on here. 354 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,668 No, I wanna be next to my goddamn husband for eternity, not Ted danson. 355 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,201 - That's the way we lay there. I made a vow to him, Larry. - Okay, fine, we're leaving. 356 00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:27,067 We're leaving this cemetery. We're getting another plot. 357 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,900 - No, we're not. No, we are not. - Yes, we are! Yes, we are! 358 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,733 Nobody's switching? Is that what you're saying to me? 359 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,534 We should keep it the way it is. 360 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:37,034 You're gonna keep it the way it is? Fine, fine. Enjoy your evening, okay? 361 00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:39,934 - What are you talking about? - I'm going. I'm going. 362 00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,934 You don't wanna be buried next to me when you're dead, 363 00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:44,501 I can assume you don't wanna be next to me when you're alive. 364 00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,733 I'll see you at the concert. 365 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,634 - He's a drama queen. He's overreacting. - I don't know. 366 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,100 Like a little girl. What was that? That was nothing. 367 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,134 - Where's the car? - Leon took it. 368 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:57,467 He didn't ask me. 369 00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,668 - What are you doing? - I'm taking the limo. 370 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,668 - Limo? - He's out of his mind. 371 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,733 He's driving a limo? 372 00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:21,401 Oh, fuck! 373 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:50,568 - Hello. - Larry, hey, it's charlie, the limo driver. 374 00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:52,334 - Hello, charlie. - I'm sorry about last night. 375 00:16:52,401 --> 00:16:54,401 Yeah, boy oh boy, you should be. 376 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,401 - You shouldn't have had to go through that. - Yeah, that was pretty bad. 377 00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,601 I didn't mean to get that drunk. I just got out of hand. 378 00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:03,601 I did you a favor. I let you in the house. It was pretty awful. 379 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,634 I'm so-- I'm so-- Oh, god, I'm so sorry. 380 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,934 Guess what. I'm in the limo right now. Do you want me to return it? 381 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,034 Look, man, you gotta do me a huge favor. 382 00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,034 I gotta pick somebody up in 30 minutes at the airport. 383 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:16,700 He's this huge vip client, and I can't get there, man. 384 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,301 They just called. You gotta go pick him up. 385 00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:21,167 - What are you, kidding me? - No, please, seriously. 386 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,334 I'm not gonna go pick somebody up at the airport. 387 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,434 If I don't get this, I lose my job, man. 388 00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,334 And my wife is gonna lose her health care. 389 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,700 We're gonna lose everything, man. The house goes too. 390 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,601 I can't pick somebody up at the airport. 391 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,467 - Are you insane? - Larry, do me a favor. Come on, man. 392 00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,700 - Oh, jesus. - Please, Larry, 393 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,401 for god's sake-- For my family. 394 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,134 Oh... 395 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,501 - All right, fine, fine. - Thanks. Oh, god, thanks. 396 00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:47,034 Go to the airport for you. This is really unbelievable, charlie. 397 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,634 Go just go to the airport. Get to the terminal, 398 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,267 and you're charlie the limo driver, man. 399 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:54,501 Just pick up john mcenroe. Take him wherever he wants to go, okay? 400 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,301 John mcenroe? 401 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,334 Yeah, john mcenroe. Take him wherever he wants to go, okay? 402 00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:00,334 He's the tennis guy. As far as he knows, 403 00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:01,934 you're charlie the limo driver, man. That's it. 404 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,234 - Stand there. - I'm charlie, cool. 405 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,867 - You're the man. - Nice to meet you, Mr. Mcenroe. I'm charlie. 406 00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:11,201 Hey, Mr. Mcenroe, hiya. 407 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,601 How you doing? I'm charlie. 408 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,301 All right, hey. Okay, I got it. 409 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,967 Ah! 410 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,334 Okay. 411 00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:37,867 - Let me get that. - Yeah, thanks. 412 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,967 I got it. 413 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,867 - Okay, give me this, please. - Thank you. 414 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,601 All right, charlie. 415 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,334 - Charlie, john mcenroe. - John mcenroe, nice to meet you. 416 00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,334 - Pleasure. - Thanks. 417 00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:52,800 - Where you heading? - Going to the staples center for the mccartney concert. 418 00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,733 - Oh, no kidding. - Yeah. 419 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,100 - Good. How was the flight? - It was all right. 420 00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,067 It was all right. 421 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,167 How you doing, mr. Mcenroe? 422 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,700 Good. Good, thanks. 423 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,700 You let old charlie know whatever you need. 424 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,900 - Charlie's your guy. - All right, charlie. 425 00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:15,067 - Thanks. - Charlie is your man. Don't be shy. 426 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,534 Charlie, listen. Little tired right now, okay? Thanks. 427 00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,434 Hey, let me ask you something. Were you shy as a child? 428 00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,601 - Were you shy? - Yeah yeah, I was actually. 429 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,401 Like, I was shy when I was a kid. 430 00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:28,067 People always saying, "don't be shy. Don't be shy." 431 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,067 What, do you think you have control of being shy? 432 00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,100 - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. Yeah, I do. 433 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:35,534 Ever play ping pong? Ping pong's my game. I'll tell you something: 434 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,967 I think it's a lot harder than tennis, with all due respect. 435 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,234 I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with that, charlie. 436 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,867 What do you do for fun? How does a john mcenroe have fun? 437 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:47,267 I like to be quiet now, believe it or not. 438 00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:50,067 - You watch a lot of tv? - Lot of sports. 439 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,134 - You have allergies? - No allergies. 440 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,900 Do you believe in god, a god of some kind? 441 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,800 Yeah, I believe in a god, 442 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,434 and I'm wondering where he is right now. 443 00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:01,467 - You like life? - Yeah, I like life! 444 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,267 - Do you garden? - I don't garden, okay? 445 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,467 If you talk to people who garden, they'll all tell you the same thing: 446 00:20:07,568 --> 00:20:10,000 they find it very relaxing and meditative. 447 00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:12,733 And it looks like it. I admit it. I'm jealous of the gardener. 448 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,668 - Have you ever been jealous of a gardener? - No, I haven't, actually. 449 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:17,267 - Are you married? - Yeah, I'm married! 450 00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:21,301 - I have sex once a week. How about you? 451 00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:24,301 - Is that too personal? - Yeah, that's too personal, okay? 452 00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,000 What's the big deal to talk about that? 453 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,267 I don't understand it. I have sex once a week-- 454 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,401 Good week, twice. But I can go more than one week. 455 00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:32,833 Hey, that's really interesting, okay, charlie? 456 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,934 Oh my god. Hey, I need to make a stop 457 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,967 for two minutes-- would that be okay-- at this cemetery? 458 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:40,301 - In this cemetery? - Yeah, it's right here. I can't believe it. 459 00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:42,967 I just need to make a stop just for a couple of minutes. 460 00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:47,601 - All right, whatever. - Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. 461 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,767 - I appreciate that. You're a good man. - Yeah yeah. 462 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,568 Hey, charlie, how long is this gonna take? 463 00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,367 I'll just be two minutes. Here, check out this freak book. 464 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,301 - It's a riot. - All right, fine. 465 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:04,301 - Great. Looks wonderful. - It's a lot of fun. 466 00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:07,501 Check out the freaks, mr. Mcenroe. 467 00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:16,867 It's not what you had. What you had was the best we have to offer. 468 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:19,134 It was absolutely spectacular. 469 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,034 Yeah, well, I'm done with that one. 470 00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,100 However, this is not bad. 471 00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,401 You have a nice class of people here 472 00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:29,301 and a nice view. 473 00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,833 It's quiet. 474 00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:33,833 Can I get a refund on the other plot? 475 00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:35,668 No, I can't do that, 476 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:38,367 but you can sell it privately if you like. 477 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:41,067 Okay, that's fair. Okay. 478 00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:46,967 I'll take it. 479 00:21:58,334 --> 00:22:00,967 What the fuck? 480 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,134 Charlie! 481 00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:32,034 What? This is not your limo. 482 00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:33,867 No no no no no, 483 00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:36,601 this is not your limo. This is somebody else's limo. 484 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,401 I pay you. I do whatever. Just take my sister home. 485 00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:42,201 - Give him the money. - Look, the guy's coming. 486 00:22:42,301 --> 00:22:45,601 My sister will... I know. I know. 487 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,900 The guy's coming. Help him get into the car. 488 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,900 - Charlie, what the hell? - Close the door. 489 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,700 Just get out. Close the door. 490 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,434 They think it's their car. I don't know. 491 00:22:55,534 --> 00:22:57,000 - Get in, get in. - What is this? 492 00:22:57,134 --> 00:22:59,067 Why is he coming in? Why are you-- 493 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:01,534 - It's his car. - What are you coming in for? 494 00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:03,967 - We need to go home. - Where do you live? 495 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:06,967 - What the fuck is-- - 22509th street. 496 00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,601 I don't care where they live. Let's get 'em out of here. 497 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,334 You know what? That's not that far from the staples center. 498 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,434 - Yeah, right. Okay, great. - Thank you so much. 499 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:37,167 Now we are nowhere near this place. 500 00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:40,434 We are nowhere near-- I don't know where this place is. 501 00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:42,134 - I can't find this place. 502 00:23:42,234 --> 00:23:44,267 - What? - You have to just make a left turn. 503 00:23:44,401 --> 00:23:45,767 No, this isn't close. 504 00:23:45,867 --> 00:23:49,034 You said 8th street, right? This is not 8th street. 505 00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:50,668 Charlie, I didn't pay for this. Come on! 506 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,167 All you have to do is make a left turn. 507 00:23:53,234 --> 00:23:56,967 You told me to go this way. I went completely the wrong way. 508 00:23:57,067 --> 00:23:59,634 - You're supposed to be a driver. - It's the other way, I think. 509 00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:02,000 Okay, you just said the word, "I think." don't think. 510 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,800 Just follow my instructions! 511 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,900 I'm telling you, make a left turn! 512 00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:10,167 Don't make this worse than it already is. 513 00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:12,434 Just make a left turn and take us home! 514 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,601 This is all we need to do because my sister-- 515 00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,800 that's it. That's it! 516 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,534 That's it. I can't take this anymore! 517 00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:22,000 Charlie, pull the car over. That's it! 518 00:24:22,134 --> 00:24:24,000 Pull the car over, god damn it! 519 00:24:24,134 --> 00:24:27,501 I gotta get to the concert. I don't care about your fucking father. 520 00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,267 Pull over! I don't care about him, okay? 521 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:33,467 Charlie, get me to the show. Jesus christ! 522 00:24:33,568 --> 00:24:35,833 Come on, quick. Get out of here. 523 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:37,634 What are you doing? 524 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,800 Yeah, fuck you, too, all right? Yeah, kiss my-- ! 525 00:24:51,434 --> 00:24:54,100 - God, we made it, charlie? - We made it. 526 00:24:54,234 --> 00:24:55,733 - Yeah! - We made it, mac! 527 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,100 Hey, and this book-- I gotta tell you, this book is great. 528 00:24:58,234 --> 00:25:01,034 - Are you loving that freak book, huh? - This freak book is sick. 529 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,733 You see, you were worried. I told you I'd get you here on time. 530 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,934 I knew I was gonna make the show on time, but just worried about this pre-party. 531 00:25:07,034 --> 00:25:09,668 - I got this pass to this pre-party. It's awesome. - really? 532 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,201 Got any extra tickets? 533 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:13,067 What do you mean? You're a driver, man. 534 00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:15,733 Hey, if the situation were reversed, I'd let you go. 535 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,000 All right, fine. Fine, all right. 536 00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:19,467 You know what? We'll bring the freak book. 537 00:25:19,568 --> 00:25:21,800 What do you think? 538 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:25,700 Hey, charlie, get me another beer. 539 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,000 - Charlie, come here. You gotta see this. - Mmm. 540 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,601 I'm smashed. We're gonna need a driver. 541 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,568 Charlie, thanks. I gotta tell you, 542 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,668 this is awesome. Thank you for this book, man. 543 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:40,134 - No no no, let me hold it. - You've been holding it the whole time. 544 00:25:40,201 --> 00:25:42,201 - I like it. - We'll split it. We'll share it. 545 00:25:42,301 --> 00:25:43,833 - All right, fine fine. - Okay. 546 00:25:43,934 --> 00:25:45,733 - Three legs! - Where? 547 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,267 - There! - No no! 548 00:25:48,401 --> 00:25:50,301 - Three legs! What is that? - Pig nose. 549 00:25:50,401 --> 00:25:52,467 - It's a pig. It's a human pig! - Pig nose! 550 00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:54,301 Oh, god! 551 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,934 - What a freak! - Oh my god, 552 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,201 - what a freak! - It's heather. 553 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,367 Who you calling a freak, you bald fuck? 554 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,100 Why would I call heather mills a freak? 555 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,568 We weren't talking about her! 556 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,767 I was talking about the book. There's freaks in here. 557 00:26:11,867 --> 00:26:13,934 See? Look. Four tits. You see the four tits? 558 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,833 That's a freak. That's what I'm talking about. 559 00:26:15,934 --> 00:26:18,634 - Please, one more chance. - I was only talking about the book. 560 00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:21,301 - Why would I do that? - This is all your fault! 561 00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:23,100 Why'd you bring that fucking book? 562 00:26:23,201 --> 00:26:25,767 - You yelled, "what a freak." - You yelled, "what a freak," too! 563 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:27,700 You yelled it first. I was just following you! 564 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,601 God damn it! We're gonna Miss the show now! 565 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,767 - That's not my fault. - Bullshit! It is your fault. 566 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:34,467 - No, it isn't. - God damn it, you're an asshole, you know that? 567 00:26:34,568 --> 00:26:36,334 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Fuck you! 568 00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:38,301 - No, fuck you! - Fuck you! 569 00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:41,134 - Go get the fucking car. - Get a ride home. How about that? 570 00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:58,401 Holy shit! 571 00:26:58,501 --> 00:26:59,967 - Hey, lar. - Hey. 572 00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:01,800 - Returning the car. - Yeah, thanks. 573 00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:03,867 What's... What's... 574 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:07,767 - Her dad died yesterday. - Oh, jeez. 575 00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,434 If it's the neighbor again, 576 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:12,067 say I'm sorry I'm crying. 577 00:27:12,201 --> 00:27:14,334 I'm sorry to hear about your father. 578 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:18,334 So sudden, and he didn't wanna go, man. He fought it. 579 00:27:18,434 --> 00:27:21,067 He fought it like a trouper, that old asshole. 580 00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:24,000 What are we gonna do? I can't afford a funeral. 581 00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:27,134 I can't afford anything. Where we gonna bury him? 582 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:34,067 I think I can help you out.