1 00:00:00,106 --> 00:00:01,551 Previously on "This Is Us"... 2 00:00:01,561 --> 00:00:03,012 - Toby. - Kate. 3 00:00:03,022 --> 00:00:04,831 I can't fall for a fat person right now. 4 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:07,308 It's always gonna be about the weight for me, Toby. 5 00:00:07,318 --> 00:00:09,593 I'm done dieting, okay? 6 00:00:14,466 --> 00:00:15,783 Wait. 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,970 I wonder if I could check on him from time to time. 8 00:00:19,972 --> 00:00:21,008 No. 9 00:00:21,018 --> 00:00:23,334 Hey, Mom! Hey, Miguel. 10 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:25,026 I'm Rebecca. I'm Randall's mother. 11 00:00:25,028 --> 00:00:26,427 Very nice to meet you. 12 00:00:26,429 --> 00:00:28,312 Uh, nice to meet you as well. 13 00:00:28,314 --> 00:00:32,283 It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby. 14 00:00:32,285 --> 00:00:34,635 The one I gave Rebecca back in the day. 15 00:00:34,637 --> 00:00:37,354 Rebecca, this is Beth. Yeah, um, so William just told me 16 00:00:37,356 --> 00:00:39,256 something really interesting. 17 00:00:39,258 --> 00:00:41,163 About the two of you. 18 00:01:13,842 --> 00:01:17,522 You will never defeat Shredder. 19 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,463 - Get away, Shredder. - Boys. 20 00:01:19,844 --> 00:01:21,898 I just ironed those shirts. 21 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,452 No roughhousing until we get to Grandma and Grandpa's. 22 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,628 And no roughhousing when we get to Grandma and Grandpa's, either. 23 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:30,724 I want you to just sit there quietly, okay? Maybe mention 24 00:01:30,726 --> 00:01:33,193 what a good mom I am if it comes up naturally in conversation. 25 00:01:33,195 --> 00:01:36,780 I hate this stupid sweater. It's so itchy. 26 00:01:36,782 --> 00:01:39,850 I know, baby doll, but Grandma knit it just for you. 27 00:01:39,852 --> 00:01:41,843 She didn't do a really good job. 28 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,904 I hate going to Grandma and Grandpa's. 29 00:01:43,906 --> 00:01:46,171 Whenever we take pictures, they always say, 30 00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:49,072 "Okay, okay, now one with just the twins." 31 00:01:49,082 --> 00:01:52,100 I will talk to them about that. Again. 32 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:56,066 Okay, get excited, people. Annual Thanksgiving road trip. 33 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:58,000 I've got snacks. 34 00:01:58,010 --> 00:01:59,753 I got Cool Ranch. 35 00:01:59,755 --> 00:02:01,738 I've got Paul Simon. 36 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,239 - Now everyone, go pee. - We already peed. 37 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,410 Go pee again, six-hour road trip, come on. 38 00:02:06,412 --> 00:02:08,845 - Go, go, go. Go, go, go. - But... but we already went. 39 00:02:08,847 --> 00:02:11,765 Don't get anything on your chinos, please. 40 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:14,815 Do you hear me? They inherited your aim, Jack. 41 00:02:15,608 --> 00:02:17,701 Hey, cranberry looks great. 42 00:02:17,711 --> 00:02:20,223 I know. Great is not good enough, it has to be perfect. 43 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:22,671 Because my sister's sweet potato pie is gonna be perfect, 44 00:02:22,681 --> 00:02:25,595 and I can't stand to hear my mother's passive-aggressive BS 45 00:02:25,597 --> 00:02:27,464 if my sauce is not absolutely perfect. 46 00:02:27,466 --> 00:02:30,203 Perfect. Babe, it is perfect. 47 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:32,352 It is, it's perfect. Or, as your mother would say, 48 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:33,770 "Becky, it's to die for." 49 00:02:33,772 --> 00:02:35,900 - Can I have the nutmeg, please? - Oh. Yeah. 50 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:38,582 I'm sorry. I know this is not a fun way 51 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,427 - to spend the holiday. - Not fun? Are you kidding me? 52 00:02:40,429 --> 00:02:42,030 Listening to your sister's husband brag 53 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,031 about his expensive CD player for three hours 54 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,647 is the definition of fun. 55 00:02:46,657 --> 00:02:48,180 So, always thought that, 56 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:51,304 when my folks die, we get to do our own thing, you know? 57 00:02:51,829 --> 00:02:55,225 Make up our own stupid traditions with the kids. 58 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:59,542 That's because you're a very, very naive man. 59 00:02:59,552 --> 00:03:01,231 Yeah? Thank you. 60 00:03:04,671 --> 00:03:06,303 - Oh! - Oops. 61 00:03:06,305 --> 00:03:07,726 Okay, okay. 62 00:03:07,736 --> 00:03:09,271 - Boys, change, change, change. - Sorry. 63 00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:11,108 - Step over this and change. - Sorry. 64 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,993 For me it's cranberry sauce. 65 00:03:12,995 --> 00:03:15,327 Sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust. 66 00:03:15,337 --> 00:03:16,805 Bacon wrapped dates. 67 00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:20,183 Jell-O with the little pieces of fruit floating on the inside 68 00:03:20,185 --> 00:03:21,952 - and then whipped cream on top. - Oh! 69 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:23,794 My weakness is stuffing. 70 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,889 - Mm. - I could eat a whole bowl of it, 71 00:03:25,891 --> 00:03:29,259 but this is my first Thanksgiving since my gastric bypass surgery, 72 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:31,011 so my stomach's now the size of a walnut. 73 00:03:31,013 --> 00:03:34,114 Which means if I overdo it, I'll be holed up in the bathroom 74 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:37,779 vomiting my guts out, while everybody else is watching football. 75 00:03:37,789 --> 00:03:39,619 But, hey, I've lost 76 00:03:39,621 --> 00:03:41,316 30 pounds now so far. 77 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:43,290 So, worth it. 78 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,208 - Right? - Yes, 79 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:46,543 yes it is. 80 00:03:46,545 --> 00:03:48,228 Now, for everybody else, 81 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,814 Thanksgiving is full of triggers. 82 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,566 So we have to stay vigilant. 83 00:03:52,568 --> 00:03:54,198 But I know you guys can do it. 84 00:04:01,385 --> 00:04:03,296 This is great. 85 00:04:03,306 --> 00:04:04,645 Mm. 86 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,763 So, Thanksgiving in New York. 87 00:04:07,232 --> 00:04:09,064 It's gonna be great. The Big Apple. 88 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,757 I hope your mom likes me. 89 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,006 - Toby... - You know, what am I worried about? 90 00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:14,493 Parents love me, I'll tell them the story 91 00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:18,227 about the time I met Streisand. Parents love Streisand. 92 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:25,165 I don't think that you should come with me to New York. 93 00:04:26,675 --> 00:04:28,586 What? Why? Why not? 94 00:04:30,457 --> 00:04:32,950 Because I think we should take a break. 95 00:04:33,936 --> 00:04:35,308 A... a break? 96 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,793 Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:37,222 --> 00:04:38,478 Why? 98 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:42,230 Because I've been dreading this date. 99 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:46,153 Because I knew that you would eat that and I would eat this. 100 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:49,991 And because ever since you stopped dieting, I have felt weak. 101 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:51,974 Oh, no, I was weak. 102 00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:54,985 The other night I stuffed my face full of powdered donuts, 103 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,195 and then I cried myself to sleep. 104 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:03,019 Yup. 105 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:06,217 And, listen, if you don't want to lose weight, that's fine 106 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:09,704 because that's your choice. 107 00:05:09,706 --> 00:05:10,905 But I told... 108 00:05:12,309 --> 00:05:14,292 I told you that when I met you, 109 00:05:14,294 --> 00:05:17,528 that I couldn't fall for a fat person. 110 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:20,214 But you did. 111 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:22,283 You fell-you fell for me. 112 00:05:24,079 --> 00:05:25,837 So now what? 113 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,539 You're just gonna throw me away? 114 00:05:37,224 --> 00:05:39,284 I used to watch romantic comedies 115 00:05:39,286 --> 00:05:43,388 where... the perfect, charming, Hugh-Grant-guy 116 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:48,459 would bend over backwards for the woman that he loves. 117 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:52,931 And I... would think, "If I could have that, 118 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:54,832 that I would be happy." 119 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,818 And then I met you. 120 00:06:00,874 --> 00:06:02,357 And you were better than them. 121 00:06:02,359 --> 00:06:05,409 You were better than my wildest dreams. 122 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:07,879 Um... 123 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:13,198 But I'm still not happy, Toby. 124 00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:19,290 Um, and it's not just about my weight. 125 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:20,792 It's... 126 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:22,894 it's just... 127 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,579 I've got to get a handle on myself, 128 00:06:24,581 --> 00:06:27,148 on the weight and on all of it. 129 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,584 And I, um... 130 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:33,905 God, I-I need that more than anything right now, and I want it. 131 00:06:33,907 --> 00:06:35,923 I want it more than anything right now. 132 00:06:39,946 --> 00:06:42,213 Even more than me? 133 00:06:55,362 --> 00:06:58,512 Well, it sounds like you've made up your mind, so... 134 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:17,925 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. We're back Monday at 10:00. 135 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:24,739 Uh, Olivia, I'm guessing you probably don't celebrate Thanksgiving, right? 136 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,980 My mum's American. 137 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,645 I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate 138 00:07:30,647 --> 00:07:33,031 so we can gorge ourselves on dry bird, 139 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:34,665 while pretending that we'd ever have anything to do 140 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,348 with each other if we weren't related by blood. 141 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:39,954 Wow. So what are you gonna do then? 142 00:07:39,956 --> 00:07:42,390 I shall be going to my favorite dive bar in Sunset Park 143 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:43,958 where they'll be playing Rocky II. 144 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,410 Because they're always playing Rocky II, 145 00:07:45,412 --> 00:07:47,562 and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite 146 00:07:47,564 --> 00:07:49,180 borderline senile bartender, Benny, 147 00:07:49,182 --> 00:07:51,516 whilst drinking three to five bourbons. 148 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,360 Have a good break, Kevin. 149 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,455 You should celebrate Thanksgiving with me 150 00:07:55,465 --> 00:07:58,096 and my family, if you, you know, if you want. 151 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,273 Kevin. 152 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,909 I'm not spending Thanksgiving in New Jersey 153 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:04,729 meeting the walking slices of Wonder Bread 154 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:07,343 responsible for... this. 155 00:08:08,514 --> 00:08:13,487 Okay, Wonder Bread. Wow, all right, you are way off, sister. 156 00:08:13,497 --> 00:08:15,757 My family is, uh, we're like whatever the most interesting 157 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:18,652 kind of bread would be... You know, we're like multigrain bread. 158 00:08:18,662 --> 00:08:21,035 Except we're not that healthy. We're like, uh... 159 00:08:21,045 --> 00:08:22,230 we would be ciabatta bread. 160 00:08:22,232 --> 00:08:24,903 That's what we are. Check this out. 161 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:28,570 My mother is, uh, married to my dead dad's best friend. 162 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:30,621 I have a twin sister who is seriously overweight. 163 00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:32,573 And I have an adopted black brother 164 00:08:32,575 --> 00:08:35,843 who just recently reconnected with his biological father who is dying. 165 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:39,680 Now, don't you want to see that up close, huh? 166 00:08:40,332 --> 00:08:41,783 I mean, come on, you're the one always saying that 167 00:08:41,785 --> 00:08:43,901 the more time we spend together in our personal lives, 168 00:08:43,903 --> 00:08:45,966 the more it's gonna look like we're married on stage, right? 169 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:47,839 So, there's that. 170 00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:51,859 Plus Rocky II is not the best Rocky... movie, is it? 171 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:54,618 - So... - Fine. 172 00:08:54,628 --> 00:08:56,528 Pick me up at noon tomorrow. 173 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:59,085 Just like that... Oh, hey, um, you know, if we want to beat traffic... 174 00:08:59,095 --> 00:09:00,735 - Noon. - We'll do noon. 175 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:07,719 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 176 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:17,958 - Wake up, baby. - Mm? 177 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,492 - It's turkey day. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:20,944 What, it's too early, babe. 179 00:09:20,946 --> 00:09:22,812 Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes. 180 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:26,946 Wake up! 181 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,593 Wake up, my darlings! 182 00:09:36,595 --> 00:09:37,777 Hey. 183 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:40,146 Thanksgiving prep starts in nine minutes. 184 00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:41,364 Kitchen! Let's go! 185 00:09:44,808 --> 00:09:47,437 Hey. Wake up, old man. It's Thanksgiving. 186 00:09:47,439 --> 00:09:49,456 Meet me in the kitchen in eight minutes, come on. 187 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,358 Okay, okay, okay. 188 00:09:56,615 --> 00:09:58,164 - Wake up, Kevin! - Oh! Oh, my God! 189 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,933 Report to kitchen in T-minus seven minutes. 190 00:09:59,935 --> 00:10:02,102 Come on. 191 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,321 Yeah, no, it's good because it's time to get up anyway. 192 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,176 Hey, finally, some help. 193 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:28,619 - You're on potato duty. - Oh, nice. 194 00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:30,897 What, is that your potato mashing jacket? 195 00:10:30,899 --> 00:10:33,316 Uh, sorry I can't help you. 196 00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:35,132 I got to pick up Olivia. I need the keys. 197 00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:37,385 It's hanging up on the wall, man, right there. 198 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:40,940 So, when do, uh, 199 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:44,694 Mom and Miguel get here? Mom and Miguel get here any minute. 200 00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,079 He's our stepdad, not ISIS. 201 00:10:46,081 --> 00:10:47,597 - Oh. - Hey, don't forget you're in charge 202 00:10:47,599 --> 00:10:49,082 - of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs, 203 00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:50,600 - Kraft singles and the saltines. - Yeah. 204 00:10:50,602 --> 00:10:52,502 It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving. 205 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,278 Excited to meet your girlfriend. 206 00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:01,027 Okay, Olivia's not my girlfriend, okay... 207 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,545 - Okay. - ...and you're gonna be cool. 208 00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:03,880 Randall, look it, eye contact, please. 209 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,404 - You're gonna be cool, right? - Oh, baby, I'm as cool 210 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,934 as the other side of the pillow. You feel me? 211 00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:10,954 Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. You're not allowed to talk to her. 212 00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:12,622 Cause she'll want me? 213 00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:14,124 She'll want me so bad. 214 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:16,343 Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad. 215 00:11:16,345 --> 00:11:17,627 - Jesus. - Watch it. 216 00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:18,795 Ah. 217 00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:20,480 - See you in a minute. - All right. 218 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:23,366 Hey! There's my turkey team. 219 00:11:23,368 --> 00:11:25,085 Little turkey, medium turkey, 220 00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:26,736 you guys go up to the attic and bring down 221 00:11:26,738 --> 00:11:28,734 the Thanksgiving picnic blankets, please. 222 00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,040 - Okay. - On it! 223 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,241 All right. 224 00:11:31,243 --> 00:11:32,625 - Big... - You call me big turkey... 225 00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:35,261 beautiful, brown eyes. 226 00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,563 Mm-hmm, better. 227 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,149 Would you be so kind as to hook up the VCR 228 00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:40,550 so we can watch the movie later, please? 229 00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,052 Yes, give me a minute. 230 00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:43,425 - Okay. - VCR? 231 00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:45,388 Even I'm too young to use a VCR. 232 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:48,825 Hey, Pearson Thanksgiving is a whole thing, all right? You'll see. 233 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,343 - All right. - Hey, William, 234 00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:52,162 - you know your way around a yam? - Of course. 235 00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:54,264 - Let me at them yams. - Thank God. 236 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,800 Whoa, whoa. 237 00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:58,068 - You okay? - Oh, I'm fine. 238 00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,269 Just dying. 239 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:00,482 You know what? 240 00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:02,072 - On second thought... - No, I could do it. 241 00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:03,690 I could... today you are on relaxation duty. 242 00:12:03,692 --> 00:12:04,924 - Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good. 243 00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,601 We will take care of everything. 244 00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:08,361 - You sure? - I'm positive. It's all good. 245 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:10,934 - All right. - Man, I am pumped. 246 00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:14,350 My mom and biological father eating at the same table? 247 00:12:14,352 --> 00:12:17,003 How great is this?! 248 00:12:17,726 --> 00:12:19,082 - Beth? - Huh? 249 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:20,384 Isn't this great? 250 00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,825 Mm-hmm. 251 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:25,044 - Okay, let me get that. Be right back. - Okay. 252 00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:26,258 What's with her? 253 00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:28,098 - I have no idea. - Huh. 254 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,999 - Hey, guys! - Hey. 255 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,556 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Oh, Happy Thanksgiving. 256 00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:34,838 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 257 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,406 It already smells so good in here. 258 00:12:36,408 --> 00:12:37,845 - It does. - Oh, these look so good. 259 00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,553 You want to put these in the kitchen for us? 260 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,978 - Absolutely. On my way. - Good. 261 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,384 I know you've been avoiding my calls. 262 00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,619 No, that's silly, 263 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,321 I've just been busy. 264 00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:54,274 Rebecca, I don't know how things work 265 00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:56,126 in your marriage, okay? 266 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,631 I don't know. 267 00:12:57,641 --> 00:13:00,180 But in mine, we don't keep secrets. 268 00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:04,617 And for the past three days, I've had to hold onto a whopper. 269 00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:08,555 You and William have known each other for Randall's entire life 270 00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,123 and you kept that from him? 271 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,625 I know. I'm gonna tell him at some point. 272 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,144 No, I need you to tell him today. 273 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,731 I'm not... I'm not telling him today. 274 00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:18,678 Not on Thanksgiving. 275 00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:20,450 Beth... 276 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:24,554 - I will do it in my own time. - You have had enough time. 277 00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:28,191 I need you to find the time to do it before you leave this house tonight... 278 00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:30,376 - or I will. - There she is. 279 00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:32,028 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 280 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:34,881 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving, my love. 281 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,249 Wel... good to see you. 282 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:37,901 - I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No. 283 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,302 Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish. 284 00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,754 - Just got to keep going. - No, no, I'm here to help chop. 285 00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:45,041 I'll take it off. Thank you very much. 286 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:52,015 How is it already 4:00? 287 00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:54,133 Well, we spent the last two hours 288 00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:55,785 grocery store hopping, searching 289 00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:58,171 for the perfect cranberry sauce... which we found. 290 00:13:58,173 --> 00:14:01,884 - So, obviously worth it. - This sweater's so itchy. 291 00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:04,777 - Get your elbow out of my face! - You know what? No talking, 292 00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,563 just listen to Graceland. 293 00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:09,115 We've already listened to Graceland like five times. 294 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,698 Yeah. We get it, Dad. We can call him Al. 295 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:15,171 Oh! 296 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,575 Oh! 297 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,927 - Are you okay? - Everyone okay? 298 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,446 - Yeah. - Breathe, breathe, breathe. 299 00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:27,500 We're okay. 300 00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:28,868 It's okay. 301 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,687 Welcome back to the parade... 302 00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,338 Look at that. Ooh. 303 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,824 51 degrees in New York City. 304 00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,377 So, how are things with the new assistant working out? 305 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,745 Uh, Kelsey? 306 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:39,779 - Yeah. - Right? 307 00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:40,911 Uh, not great. 308 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,183 She's been adding little one-liners to her e-mail signature. 309 00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:48,154 Monday's was, "If the glass is half-empty, add tequila." 310 00:14:48,156 --> 00:14:49,355 She sounds fun. 311 00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:52,457 Yeah, she sent that to the president of Chase Bank. 312 00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:54,944 - Hey, sweetheart, um... - Hmm? 313 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:58,775 We should find some time to try and talk today. 314 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:00,867 - Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date. 315 00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:02,602 - Girls? - Let's go say hi. To be continued. 316 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:04,837 - Hey, Uncle Kevin. - How are you? 317 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,289 - Good. - Good to see you, all right. 318 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,440 - Got my keys? - Yup. 319 00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:08,992 Thank you. Hey, how you doing? 320 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,159 - Mom. - Hello, sweetheart. 321 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:12,478 - How are you? - Happy Thanksgiving. 322 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,163 Happy Thanksgiving, good to see you. 323 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,765 - It's good to see you. - Hey. 324 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,183 - Miguel. - Kevin. 325 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,185 - Yep. - How's, uh, the play going? 326 00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:20,820 Having fun at rehearsals? 327 00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:22,722 Fun? 328 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,808 No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun. It's emotionally brutal work. 329 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,404 - But thank you for asking. - Kevin. 330 00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:29,696 Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia. 331 00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,598 - Hi... Hello. - Yeah. 332 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,765 - You're pretty. - Thank you. 333 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,599 You look like Katy Perry. 334 00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,533 Uh, this is Tess and Annie and you've met my brother, Randall. 335 00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:40,780 The adopted one. 336 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,592 Yeah. 337 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:46,129 - Hi, Olivia. I'm Rebecca. - Hi. 338 00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,072 Randall and Kevin's mother. Really glad you could 339 00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,399 join us for Thanksgiving. 340 00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:50,883 Well, thank you so much for having me. 341 00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:53,978 I mean, I hate Thanksgiving, but still. 342 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:56,539 - You're very welcome. - Everyone, uh, 343 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,640 - get our shoes on. - Good idea. 344 00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:01,237 Time to get our hike on. Hey, uh, Beth, William, let's go. 345 00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,046 Well, we don't do the hike, do we? 346 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,431 Oh, absolutely. Pearson Family tradition. 347 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,834 You're gonna love it. 348 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,852 You're gonna love it. 349 00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:13,829 You're not. You're not gon... You're gonna, you're gonna tolerate it. 350 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,034 What's exciting, The guy doing the sets won a Tony. 351 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,658 - Really? - Yeah. 352 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,862 - That is so great. - Right? 353 00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:23,099 What is the, uh, the name of the play again? 354 00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:26,235 What? Are you serious? 355 00:16:26,237 --> 00:16:27,570 - The Back of an Egg. - Back of an Egg. 356 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,944 Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times. 357 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,015 I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just, uh... 358 00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,326 Grandma and Grandpa, Tess found a dead bird. 359 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,021 Oh, don't touch it. Here, show me where. 360 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,758 - Come see! - Okay, come show it to me. 361 00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:40,317 So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving? 362 00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,852 - No. - Really? 363 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,425 My mom used to make very elaborate Thanksgivings. 364 00:16:46,435 --> 00:16:48,825 She'd even make three kinds of pie. 365 00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:52,762 The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves. 366 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,577 Then, inevitably, Dad's beeper would go off, 367 00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:58,495 and he'd pretend it was the hospital, 368 00:16:58,505 --> 00:17:01,988 even though we all knew he was banging some nurse. 369 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,090 And Mom would get sad... 370 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:07,084 and drunk and angry. 371 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,930 You know, the funny thing is, we had all those pies 372 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:14,954 and I don't think we ever once made it to dessert. 373 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,688 It pissed me off 'cause I really like pie. 374 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:20,807 No, no. Relax, relax. 375 00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:22,942 - Have a seat. - All right. 376 00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:31,211 You know, I can go get the car. 377 00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:34,352 No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a minute. 378 00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:35,735 Okay. 379 00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,955 Hey, what'd you used to do for Thanksgiving? 380 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,222 Oh, I'd spend it with my sober friends. 381 00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:45,193 - Cats I met in the meetings. - Mmm. 382 00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:47,158 A lot of 'em are musicians. 383 00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,767 Most of us didn't have family. 384 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,560 None we were on speaking terms with, anyway. 385 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,835 So we'd have a big potluck. 386 00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:56,563 Everyone would bring their instruments, and we'd jam all night. 387 00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:58,113 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 388 00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:01,076 Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, you name it. 389 00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,717 One of the guys had an old tape player. 390 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:05,568 He would record us for posterity. 391 00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:10,039 Hmm. I was too sick to attend last year's, so... 392 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,727 I started a whole new Thanksgiving tradition. 393 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,373 I'd listen to those tapes, 394 00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:18,214 and eat an entire Marie Callender's "pee-can" pie. 395 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,517 Or "puh-kahn" pie. 396 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:26,963 Oh, man, I wish I would have packed those tapes. 397 00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,075 Oh, well. 398 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,464 How long did you say this hike was? 399 00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:37,917 Exactly 3.4 miles. 400 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,405 Jack, it's gonna get dark soon. 401 00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,057 What do we do now? 402 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,083 Now we walk. 403 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:53,883 - What? - Guys. 404 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,106 Come on. It'll be like a fun little hike. 405 00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:57,443 Mom. 406 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,387 Hey, Randall. 407 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,347 They're finally letting us on the plane, 408 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,858 four hours later. 409 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,327 Um, so I'm gonna miss the movie. 410 00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:14,879 But I should make it in time for dinner. 411 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,998 It's just gonna be me. 412 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,767 I'll explain later. 413 00:19:18,769 --> 00:19:20,391 Okay, bye. 414 00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:36,734 Don't worry, I bought both these seats. 415 00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:42,757 Here's your seat belt extender. 416 00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:44,843 - Let's get you strapped in. - Oh, I-I got it. 417 00:19:44,845 --> 00:19:46,745 - Thank you. - You welcome. 418 00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,677 Hi, folks, this your captain speaking. 419 00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,348 We've got a bit of a wait ahead of us, 420 00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:59,976 as we are 12th in line for takeoff. 421 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,477 How are we not there yet? 422 00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:05,118 I feel like we've been walking for days. 423 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,788 What was that sound? 424 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,784 Oh, that's probably just an animal in the woods. 425 00:20:09,786 --> 00:20:11,352 - What? - Seriously? 426 00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,754 There are animals in the woods? 427 00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:14,739 Okay, okay, guys, I have an idea. 428 00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:18,136 Why don't we play a game? 429 00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:20,678 - Called The Thanksgiving Game? - Great idea. 430 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,315 Everyone is going to tell us 431 00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:27,101 what their Thanksgiving is gonna be like when they grow up. 432 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,598 - Kev, you start. - Easy. 433 00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:30,305 I'm gonna be a quarterback for the Steelers. 434 00:20:30,307 --> 00:20:32,073 I'll play a big game on Thanksgiving, 435 00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:33,815 then go home and eat an entire turkey. 436 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,376 All right, you've given that some real thought. 437 00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,111 Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do? 438 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,163 I'm not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving. 439 00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:40,331 Why not? 440 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,845 When you're a grown up, 441 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,977 you don't have to do stuff you hate. 442 00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,004 I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option. 443 00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:48,369 - I'm not doing it either. - Me, neither. 444 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,309 - I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on. 445 00:20:51,311 --> 00:20:54,295 Grandma and Grandpa aren't that bad. 446 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,351 - What? - It's not just them. 447 00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:58,900 It's you. 448 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,738 You're always mean when we're at their house and... 449 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,673 you always have this weird... 450 00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:07,158 - and high voice. - Okay. 451 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,277 Okay. Don't listen to 'em. 452 00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:10,778 Kids are delusional from the cold. 453 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,996 - Keep walking. - The cold? 454 00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:13,905 Zip it, you. 455 00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:17,569 Come on, don't listen to 'em. 456 00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,287 Come on. 457 00:21:21,529 --> 00:21:24,434 Okay, everybody get cider, movie starts in ten. 458 00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:26,945 Okay. Jackets off, girls. 459 00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:34,160 Hey, um, I'm gonna run to William's apartment real quick. 460 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,005 What? 461 00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,939 No, I know, I know. But I'll be back before the movie's over. 462 00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:39,274 - You got to keep an eye on the turkey. - No. I mean, why are you...? 463 00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:41,845 Look, he's... he's got these tapes of him and his friends 464 00:21:41,855 --> 00:21:43,427 playing music, and listening to them 465 00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:45,483 is kind of his Thanksgiving thing. 466 00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:47,285 You're gonna drive two hours 467 00:21:47,295 --> 00:21:48,733 - to go pick up some tapes? - I think... 468 00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:52,620 - That's a little extreme. - this may be his last Thanksgiving, Beth. 469 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:56,489 Yeah, so that's why you need to get your ass on the road. 470 00:21:56,499 --> 00:21:58,903 - Hurry up. - Thank you. 471 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,313 - Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys 472 00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:04,616 watch it without me. Uh, Daddy's got to run a quick errand. 473 00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:07,245 Oh, but you, uh, you love Police Academy III. 474 00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:10,047 I know. That Steve Guttenberg gets me every time. 475 00:22:10,057 --> 00:22:12,589 Why don't I come with you and keep you company? 476 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,093 And miss the movie? That's your favorite Thanksgiving tradition. 477 00:22:15,095 --> 00:22:18,096 No, ma'am. I'll be fine. Oh, um, Kate got a new flight. 478 00:22:18,098 --> 00:22:19,914 She'll be here just in time for dinner. 479 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:22,951 She's not bringing the boyfriend. Sounds like drama. 480 00:22:22,953 --> 00:22:25,197 Don't know what happened. All right. Bye. See you. 481 00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:26,788 I'll see you soon, William. 482 00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,091 I will go get you some cider. 483 00:22:30,093 --> 00:22:31,526 Thank you, honey. 484 00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,095 Hey. 485 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,162 Hey. 486 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,200 So, I, uh... 487 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,102 I know that you and Thanksgiving 488 00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:42,920 have a... somewhat of a spotty past, 489 00:22:42,922 --> 00:22:45,640 but, um... I wanted you to know 490 00:22:45,642 --> 00:22:48,609 that no matter what happens this year, 491 00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:51,012 you're gonna make it to the pie. 492 00:22:57,259 --> 00:22:59,087 - Hey, Kevin. - Yeah... 493 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,555 Hey. 494 00:23:00,557 --> 00:23:01,956 Uh... 495 00:23:02,284 --> 00:23:04,409 I was just kind of wondering if... 496 00:23:04,411 --> 00:23:07,315 maybe this year, I could wear the hat? 497 00:23:08,698 --> 00:23:11,283 - Oh, you want to wear the hat? - Yeah, I do. 498 00:23:11,293 --> 00:23:13,101 Every year we do your family's traditions, 499 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,982 which is fine. I-I enjoy them. 500 00:23:14,992 --> 00:23:17,555 But I think it would be nice if just once 501 00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:20,802 I got to wear the hat for Tess and Annie. 502 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,893 Well, uh, gee. 503 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,263 Miguel, that's not gonna happen. 504 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:27,914 See, my... my dad wore the hat. 505 00:23:28,329 --> 00:23:30,887 And now Randall and I wear the hat. We take turns 506 00:23:30,897 --> 00:23:32,286 wearing the hat. This year it's my turn 507 00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:34,301 to wear the hat. So... you know, 508 00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:35,477 no dice. 509 00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:36,708 Okay. 510 00:23:40,738 --> 00:23:43,014 Can you believe that guy? Wants to wear the hat. I wear the hat 511 00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:45,945 and Randall wears the hat. That's how we do it. 512 00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:48,352 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 513 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,251 Can't do what? 514 00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:57,223 I can't be who you want me to be. 515 00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:59,262 I should... I should go. 516 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:03,183 - What? Hold on. Wait a minute. - Please, don't try to stop me. 517 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:06,893 And please stop trying to see something in me that isn't there. 518 00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,028 Olivia... 519 00:24:14,526 --> 00:24:16,792 - Hey, I see something. - What? 520 00:24:16,794 --> 00:24:18,110 There it is. 521 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:19,144 - Oh, yes! - Oh, yeah! 522 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:20,412 - Come on. - Thank you! 523 00:24:20,414 --> 00:24:21,780 Are they gonna get us a tow truck in there? 524 00:24:21,782 --> 00:24:24,299 Yes, baby, because it's a Thanksgiving miracle! 525 00:24:24,301 --> 00:24:25,776 - Come on. - Yay! 526 00:24:25,786 --> 00:24:27,168 Come on. 527 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,288 Yeah. I can't get you a tow truck tonight. 528 00:24:31,441 --> 00:24:32,848 Why not? 529 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:37,589 Because it's Thanksgiving. Everything's closed. 530 00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:39,230 If I were you, I'd just call someone to pick you up 531 00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:41,282 and deal with the car in the morning. 532 00:24:41,777 --> 00:24:44,069 Okay. Why don't you get the kids some snacks 533 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:46,855 to tide them over, and I will go call my parents. 534 00:24:47,991 --> 00:24:51,039 Go sit in the booth. Come on. Sit down. 535 00:24:58,227 --> 00:25:01,527 Could we get... those hot dogs to go? 536 00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,008 Hi, Mom. It's me. 537 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,793 Yeah, I know what time it is. I'm sorry. We had a tire blow out. 538 00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:13,782 Yeah. Everybody's okay. We're fine. We're okay. 539 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,903 I didn't call you sooner because I couldn't call you sooner. 540 00:25:16,913 --> 00:25:18,859 That's why I'm calling you now. 541 00:25:18,869 --> 00:25:21,089 I know how hard you work to prepare dinner, Mom. 542 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,675 Do you really think that we wanted to drive through a fence? 543 00:25:23,677 --> 00:25:26,444 Can you just have Dad come and... 544 00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:32,083 No. 545 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,135 No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna 546 00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:36,204 subject my kids to that this year. 547 00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:37,605 So... 548 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,208 we're not coming. 549 00:25:40,795 --> 00:25:42,870 We're not coming anymore. 550 00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:45,079 Sorry. 551 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,176 - Hmm. - Okay. 552 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,102 So, what's the new plan? 553 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,532 Uh, I guess we're having Thanksgiving 554 00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:00,261 - at the Pinewood Lodge. - Pinewood Lodge. 555 00:26:00,263 --> 00:26:02,397 I love it. I love it. 556 00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:04,983 I love it. 557 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,836 I can't believe I just did that. 558 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,339 - I really did that. - We'll worry about it later. You did. 559 00:26:10,349 --> 00:26:12,373 Let's get the kids. 560 00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:19,119 I just came out for some air. 561 00:26:19,339 --> 00:26:21,234 I'm waiting for my Uber. 562 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,536 I don't know what that is. 563 00:26:34,165 --> 00:26:36,218 How does it feel to be dying? 564 00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:48,309 It feels... 565 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:54,007 like all these beautiful pieces of life are flying around me and... 566 00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:56,534 I'm trying to catch them. 567 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,039 When my granddaughter falls asleep in my lap, 568 00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:05,685 I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me. 569 00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:08,361 And when I make my son laugh, 570 00:27:08,537 --> 00:27:11,950 I try to catch the sound of him laughing. 571 00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:14,385 How it rolls up from his chest. 572 00:27:18,121 --> 00:27:22,660 But the pieces are moving faster now, and I can't catch them all. 573 00:27:23,161 --> 00:27:26,061 I can feel them slipping through my fingertips. 574 00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:30,041 And soon where there used to be my granddaughter breathing 575 00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:33,540 and my son laughing, there will be... 576 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,156 nothing. 577 00:27:39,015 --> 00:27:40,363 Oh. 578 00:27:41,271 --> 00:27:44,657 I know it feels like you have all the time in the world. 579 00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:47,068 But you don't. 580 00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:49,779 So, stop playing it so cool. 581 00:27:50,052 --> 00:27:52,386 Catch the moments of your life. 582 00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:55,806 Catch them while you're young and quick. 583 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,642 Because sooner than you know it, you'll be old. 584 00:27:59,351 --> 00:28:01,044 And slow. 585 00:28:01,486 --> 00:28:04,147 And there'll be no more of them to catch. 586 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:10,754 And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, 587 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,352 say thank you. 588 00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,487 Thank you for the pie. 589 00:28:53,706 --> 00:28:55,248 Such a good movie. 590 00:28:55,492 --> 00:28:57,584 By far the best Police Academy. 591 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,061 Go get it! 592 00:29:12,702 --> 00:29:14,071 Hi. 593 00:29:14,803 --> 00:29:16,353 The name's Pilgrim Rick. 594 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,322 I take it you come in search of lodging. 595 00:29:20,674 --> 00:29:23,093 You're doing a bit. You're doing a bit... 596 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,711 Uh, yeah. 597 00:29:24,713 --> 00:29:26,947 We're... we're in search of lodging. 598 00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:28,899 I needed a warm bed, too, 599 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:32,102 when I finally made my way off the Mayflower. 600 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,755 Do you know about the Mayflower, little kiddies? 601 00:29:34,757 --> 00:29:37,557 Uh, yep. They do know all about 602 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:39,317 - the Mayflower. - Uh, we'll just... we'll take 603 00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:40,911 your finest room, Rick. 604 00:29:43,358 --> 00:29:44,681 Pilgrim Rick. 605 00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:52,672 Be careful. 606 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,152 Oh. 607 00:29:58,145 --> 00:30:00,630 Yeah, I got it, I got it. 608 00:30:01,328 --> 00:30:02,482 Is that real? 609 00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:04,468 No, of course not. 610 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,470 Why is it so hot in here? 611 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:10,474 Because the furnace is on high. 612 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,256 The furnace is stuck on high, Jack. 613 00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:17,464 Mom, can we take off our dress clothes, please? 614 00:30:17,466 --> 00:30:19,977 Yes, yes, everybody can strip down. 615 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,335 - Yes. - Hey, who, uh... 616 00:30:22,743 --> 00:30:25,705 who wants one of the most delicious 617 00:30:26,529 --> 00:30:29,025 gas station hot dogs 618 00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:32,006 in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh? 619 00:30:34,610 --> 00:30:36,349 That's cold. Can't eat those. 620 00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:40,088 Or how 'bout instead some, uh, Kraft Singles? Saltines? Yeah? 621 00:30:40,098 --> 00:30:43,698 Is this really what we're gonna have for Thanksgiving dinner? 622 00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:46,497 This TV has zero channels. 623 00:30:46,507 --> 00:30:49,057 I should have had my dad come to get us. 624 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:53,033 Hey, you know what? Um, get the kids settled. 625 00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:56,241 I'm gonna talk to Pilgrim Rick, uh, about, uh... 626 00:30:56,347 --> 00:30:59,393 about the furnace. I'll... I'll be right back. 627 00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:02,350 Guys, really, I can't interest you in cheese and crackers? 628 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,244 No. 629 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:24,281 Hey. 630 00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,758 There we go. 631 00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:14,035 Sorry about that folks. 632 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,499 Just some very fast moving cold front. 633 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,534 Nothing to worry about. But please, 634 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,954 remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened. 635 00:32:21,956 --> 00:32:23,637 Sorry, 636 00:32:23,751 --> 00:32:26,275 I thought I was gonna die. 637 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,095 Me, too. 638 00:32:34,004 --> 00:32:37,236 I almost died married to a man who's obviously cheating on me. 639 00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:39,555 My kids are out of the house now. 640 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:42,458 I have no reason to stay with him anymore. 641 00:32:45,222 --> 00:32:47,263 I'm gonna get a divorce. 642 00:32:48,754 --> 00:32:50,578 Life's too short. 643 00:33:00,463 --> 00:33:01,749 Oh, that must be your dad. 644 00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:03,896 Dad has a key. 645 00:33:04,022 --> 00:33:05,511 Uh, 646 00:33:05,698 --> 00:33:07,896 - who is it? - It's Pilgrim Rick! 647 00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:09,200 Um, 648 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,701 Pilgrim Rick, we're... 649 00:33:10,703 --> 00:33:12,709 - We're okay, actually. - I'm here to fix the furnace! 650 00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:14,242 Yeah, we're fine, Pilgrim Rick. 651 00:33:14,252 --> 00:33:16,090 I'm coming in! 652 00:33:17,593 --> 00:33:18,709 Jack! 653 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,900 There's no Jack here, it's Pilgrim Rick. 654 00:33:24,854 --> 00:33:26,483 Do you kiddies know about the Mayflower? 655 00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,919 Huh? Huh? 656 00:33:28,929 --> 00:33:31,792 What if I told you a little Thanksgiving story? 657 00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:33,724 How about a kiss for an old Pilgrim? 658 00:33:33,726 --> 00:33:34,975 - No... - No, no, 659 00:33:34,977 --> 00:33:36,327 no, no, no, mmm... 660 00:33:36,329 --> 00:33:37,962 Mwah! 661 00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:42,152 Tonight, on the itinerary... 662 00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:44,435 of the Pinewood Lodge, 663 00:33:44,437 --> 00:33:46,503 a movie... 664 00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:49,728 and an indoor picnic. 665 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,442 Yes! 666 00:33:52,085 --> 00:33:53,911 Ooh. 667 00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:55,296 Get the pillows! 668 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,075 I found it in the office. 669 00:33:57,085 --> 00:33:58,417 - Police Academy III? - Yeah. 670 00:33:58,419 --> 00:33:59,836 You sure that's appropriate? 671 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,120 Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks. 672 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,138 So... 673 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,124 - Police Academy III, guys! Yeah. - So, 674 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,322 we are going to... 675 00:34:07,332 --> 00:34:10,784 skewer our hotdogs 676 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,149 and then... 677 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,967 we're gonna roast 'em... 678 00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:20,556 on an open furnace flame. 679 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,042 And then once they get all toasty and warm, 680 00:34:23,044 --> 00:34:24,877 we're gonna wrap it in cheese 681 00:34:24,879 --> 00:34:27,780 and then roll it in crushed up crackers. 682 00:34:27,782 --> 00:34:29,982 Thanksgiving cheese dogs. 683 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,918 - Cool. - Get a stick, come on. 684 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,753 - All right, go. - Yes! 685 00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:36,122 - I want a stick. - Here you go, Pilgrim Rick. 686 00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:37,874 Thanks, buddy. 687 00:34:43,944 --> 00:34:45,615 Okay, who's up first? 688 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:46,931 Me. 689 00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,138 And that's the kind of dog you guys want? 690 00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:54,574 Oh, come on, guys. 691 00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:56,392 Somebody call for Pilgrim Rick? 692 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,494 I'm sorry I'm late but, uh, I had to make 693 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,451 a little pit stop at the Mayflower. Turns out Pilgrim Rick is 694 00:35:00,461 --> 00:35:02,531 lactose intolerant. Well, anyway, 695 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,833 I'm here now and I'm looking for 696 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,734 a couple of young little pilgrims... 697 00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:09,932 to... help me out with the, uh... 698 00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:16,909 uh, well the truth is, I am... I'm actually not Pilgrim Rick. 699 00:35:16,919 --> 00:35:19,548 I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really. 700 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,200 Um... 701 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,518 probably hard for you to tell, though. 702 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,505 My acting has become so stellar, all this stage acting. 703 00:35:26,507 --> 00:35:30,119 Um, don't be sad though, the-the real Pilgrim Rick is... 704 00:35:30,534 --> 00:35:32,551 Is right behind you. 705 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,359 Come on. 706 00:35:36,369 --> 00:35:37,867 Uh, are you sure? 707 00:35:40,421 --> 00:35:41,404 Have fun. 708 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,339 - Pilgrim Rick! - Yay! 709 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,424 It's me, Pilgrim Rick! 710 00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:48,705 You kiddies know about the Mayflower? 711 00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:51,809 Let Pilgrim Rick tell you a Thanksgiving story. 712 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:53,424 In 1620... 713 00:35:53,434 --> 00:35:54,600 Find what you needed? 714 00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,419 - Yeah. - All right. 715 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,387 Good. Uh, where's Kate? 716 00:36:00,318 --> 00:36:02,308 She, uh... 717 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:05,077 texted, she'll... She'll be here soon. 718 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,579 Okay. 719 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,230 Everybody's starving, you want to get started? 720 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,625 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 721 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,550 Hey, Pilgrim Rick. Can you lead us into the dining room? 722 00:36:11,552 --> 00:36:14,103 - It's time for dinner. - Absolutely. 723 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,838 Everybody, let's go put on a feast. 724 00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:26,961 What else can I help with? 725 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:29,083 Okay. 726 00:36:31,209 --> 00:36:32,548 All right. 727 00:36:54,544 --> 00:36:56,461 Shall we start with the yarn? 728 00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:58,279 Here, you do the honors. 729 00:36:58,281 --> 00:36:59,397 Thank you. 730 00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:05,521 This is probably the greatest movie ever made. 731 00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:08,697 - Yeah? - This sweater's so itchy. 732 00:37:08,707 --> 00:37:11,209 Here, let me have it. 733 00:37:14,647 --> 00:37:16,314 I have, uh... 734 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,781 I have an idea for one more Thanksgiving tradition 735 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,202 before we go to bed. Come here. 736 00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:22,570 What is it? 737 00:37:22,572 --> 00:37:24,338 So we're all gonna go around 738 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,876 and say what we're thankful for. 739 00:37:25,886 --> 00:37:28,159 And then whoever's turn it is, 740 00:37:28,161 --> 00:37:30,111 is going to pull on this yarn 741 00:37:30,113 --> 00:37:32,513 and then throw it to the next person. 742 00:37:34,901 --> 00:37:36,517 Okay. 743 00:37:36,775 --> 00:37:39,172 I am thankful... 744 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:40,775 for my family. 745 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:45,860 I'm thankful that we're all safe. 746 00:37:45,862 --> 00:37:47,587 And... 747 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:50,064 there's no one in the world 748 00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:52,430 I'd rather be too hot 749 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,951 or too cold with. 750 00:37:59,108 --> 00:38:01,659 I am thankful for my family. 751 00:38:02,461 --> 00:38:05,129 I am thankful that everyone's safe. 752 00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:09,625 And there is no one in the whole world 753 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,702 I'd rather be too hot 754 00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:13,654 or too cold with. 755 00:38:14,398 --> 00:38:16,446 Grandma always says the same thing. 756 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,810 Yeah, she does, doesn't she? 757 00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:31,780 Is everything all right, baby? 758 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,060 Um... you girls should go upstairs and play 759 00:38:37,070 --> 00:38:38,446 in Tess's room for a little while. 760 00:38:38,448 --> 00:38:40,214 - But... - Come on. 761 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,868 Why is there a photo of me 762 00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:00,835 and a letter that you sent to William's apartment? 763 00:39:15,668 --> 00:39:16,801 - Randall... - No, you know what? 764 00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:20,288 Don't... don't speak. Please, don't just... um... 765 00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:21,689 I went to William's apartment 766 00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:24,058 to get his old Thanksgiving tapes. 767 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,009 I was about to go and I saw this envelope. 768 00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:29,692 I said, 769 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,700 I know that handwriting. 770 00:39:32,702 --> 00:39:35,136 That's my mother's handwriting, but how-how could that be? 771 00:39:35,138 --> 00:39:36,921 That... it doesn't make sense, right? 772 00:39:36,923 --> 00:39:39,422 So... 773 00:39:40,743 --> 00:39:42,143 I, uh... 774 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,679 "Dear William, 775 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:47,481 I'm sorry I had to leave in such a hurry. 776 00:39:48,061 --> 00:39:51,073 But it was wonderful to see you looking so well 777 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:54,355 after all these years." 778 00:39:57,293 --> 00:40:00,567 After all these years. 779 00:40:04,491 --> 00:40:06,050 Randall, you have to understand... 780 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,557 Understand what? That you knew my father? 781 00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:17,028 That you kept him from me my entire life? 782 00:40:19,098 --> 00:40:21,585 - Everything that I... - Just stop... Just stop! 783 00:40:21,595 --> 00:40:23,934 Please, stop. 784 00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:29,150 I can't... I can't even look at you. 785 00:40:32,689 --> 00:40:36,877 And all the times I asked you about my family. 786 00:40:36,887 --> 00:40:39,637 And if I hadn't found him on my own, I'd.... 787 00:40:43,382 --> 00:40:45,239 - I got to go. - Wait. 788 00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:49,710 Just wait a second, honey. 789 00:40:49,712 --> 00:40:51,315 - Please, babe. - I just gotta get some time alone. 790 00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:53,230 - Excuse me. - Hey... 791 00:40:53,232 --> 00:40:56,033 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late. 792 00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,235 I have an announcement. 793 00:40:58,470 --> 00:41:01,492 I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery. 794 00:41:07,028 --> 00:41:08,963 Your family is amazing. 795 00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:15,553 Mom? 796 00:41:15,988 --> 00:41:17,972 Yeah, baby. 797 00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:20,341 I changed my mind. 798 00:41:20,343 --> 00:41:23,444 I want to have Thanksgiving when I grow up. 799 00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,528 You do? 800 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:25,898 Yeah. 801 00:41:27,216 --> 00:41:29,300 I know how I want it to be. 802 00:41:29,669 --> 00:41:30,832 How? 803 00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:33,154 Like tonight. 804 00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:35,289 I want every Thanksgiving 805 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:38,665 to be like this for the rest of my life. 806 00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:43,464 Mm. 807 00:41:43,832 --> 00:41:48,246 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~