1 00:00:00,918 --> 00:00:02,542 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,543 --> 00:00:03,880 - Mom! Kevin! - Hey. 3 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:05,914 What's up, buddy? What do you say? Get me up high. 4 00:00:05,915 --> 00:00:07,223 There it is. 5 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,925 Stay the hell away from my wife. 6 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,995 She is her daddy's world. 7 00:00:11,996 --> 00:00:14,497 I want more for her than you can offer her. 8 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:17,501 I will do everything I can to stop this. 9 00:00:21,173 --> 00:00:24,476 I did have a really nice time tonight. 10 00:00:24,477 --> 00:00:26,044 Okay. 11 00:00:26,045 --> 00:00:28,671 - You can come inside for a water. - All right. 12 00:00:28,672 --> 00:00:30,023 - A water. - Uh-huh. 13 00:00:32,494 --> 00:00:34,795 Every part of my body aches like death right now. 14 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:35,963 Do you want to have sex? 15 00:00:35,964 --> 00:00:38,065 And I'm cured. You're a witch. 16 00:00:39,868 --> 00:00:40,901 All right. 17 00:00:40,902 --> 00:00:42,836 Okay, you can look. 18 00:00:42,837 --> 00:00:44,138 Schwing. 19 00:00:45,807 --> 00:00:48,242 Stop. That's my spot. Stop. 20 00:00:49,444 --> 00:00:50,844 Okay, what's the safe word? 21 00:00:50,845 --> 00:00:52,412 Uh, spatula? 22 00:00:52,413 --> 00:00:53,981 Oh! 23 00:00:56,217 --> 00:00:58,752 Mm. 24 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:00,654 Wait. 25 00:01:00,655 --> 00:01:03,056 Promise me we'll always be hot for each other. 26 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:06,193 Easiest promise I'll ever make. 27 00:01:23,244 --> 00:01:26,346 Not even if you paid me in gold. 28 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:49,308 You are... insatiable. 29 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,709 Only for you. 30 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,378 Mm. 31 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,949 I really want to. 32 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,151 But I promised my mom 33 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,153 I would have brunch with her. 34 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,622 Oh... 35 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,957 Killed the mood. 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,526 - Sorry. - Killed the mood. 37 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,663 Do you think 38 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,932 you could maybe drop me off at my parents'? 39 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,368 'Cause Jenny has my car. 40 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,404 Please? 41 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,472 Come on. It's 20 minutes away. 42 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,141 Yeah, no, it... No, it's fine. 43 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,843 It's not that. I just, um... 44 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,813 I don't think your parents really approve of me 45 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,816 after that first dinner at the club. 46 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,218 - What? - I just... 47 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,845 Think I was talking about myself too much. 48 00:02:35,846 --> 00:02:37,838 Jack, you never talk about yourself. 49 00:02:37,839 --> 00:02:39,807 I loved it. 50 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,761 Okay. 51 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,263 Okay, okay, fine, I'll give you a ride. 52 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,421 But I just want you to know, 53 00:02:45,422 --> 00:02:48,048 there is no such thing as a free brunch. 54 00:03:04,806 --> 00:03:06,273 Dad, come on. Let's go. 55 00:03:06,274 --> 00:03:09,001 Whoa! Randall, you're-you're like a ninja. 56 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:10,544 - Get dressed. I got to go to school. - Oh. 57 00:03:10,545 --> 00:03:12,003 It's 6:00 a.m., bud. 58 00:03:12,004 --> 00:03:14,079 I want to get there early to talk to Mr. Lawrence. 59 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,147 He gave me a book to read. 60 00:03:15,148 --> 00:03:16,342 - Mr. Lawrence again. - Oh, yeah? 61 00:03:16,343 --> 00:03:17,442 Mr. Lawrence give you the book 62 00:03:17,443 --> 00:03:18,945 - about the tickle monster? - Stop. Dad, stop! Stop. 63 00:03:18,946 --> 00:03:20,194 - Tickle monster is... - Oh, my God. 64 00:03:20,195 --> 00:03:22,430 Something died in your mouth. 65 00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:24,359 - Oh, did it? - Go brush your teeth. 66 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,185 - Come on. Let's go. - You know what, 67 00:03:26,186 --> 00:03:27,435 I think, uh... 68 00:03:27,436 --> 00:03:29,511 I think I want to meet this Mr. Lawrence. 69 00:03:29,512 --> 00:03:31,499 He's made quite an impression on you. 70 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,435 Parent-teacher conferences are next month. 71 00:03:33,436 --> 00:03:35,637 Or today. 72 00:03:35,638 --> 00:03:36,704 - Yeah. - Okay? 73 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:38,239 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 74 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:42,076 Mr. Lawrence. 75 00:03:42,077 --> 00:03:44,045 Randall. 76 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:46,114 This is the latest you've ever been early. 77 00:03:51,089 --> 00:03:53,524 Uh, Korey Lawrence, 78 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,725 Randall's English teacher. 79 00:03:54,726 --> 00:03:56,193 Jack Pearson, Randall's father. 80 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,595 I've heard a lot of great things about you. 81 00:03:58,596 --> 00:04:00,831 Oh. Well, uh, 82 00:04:00,832 --> 00:04:03,400 your son is a very curious young man. 83 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:06,103 He asks a lot of questions, yeah. 84 00:04:07,505 --> 00:04:10,574 So, how's Notes of a Native Son going? 85 00:04:10,575 --> 00:04:12,543 Great. When James Baldwin was ten, 86 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,478 he wrote a play his teacher directed. 87 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,847 Hey. You got a director. 88 00:04:16,848 --> 00:04:18,482 Now you just need to write a play, right? 89 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:22,953 - Hey, it was really nice to meet you. - Yeah. 90 00:04:22,954 --> 00:04:24,888 You have a very special kid here. 91 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,124 I agree. 92 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:29,226 Randall, your mom's gonna pick you up today. 93 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,294 Okay. 94 00:04:30,295 --> 00:04:31,462 Love you. 95 00:04:31,463 --> 00:04:34,031 So... 96 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:35,632 ... how far did you get? 97 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,702 - "The Harlem Ghetto". - Ah, yeah. 98 00:04:41,373 --> 00:04:43,474 Wilkins is freezing me out. 99 00:04:43,475 --> 00:04:46,210 Yeah, well, you did cancel on him twice. 100 00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:47,611 Screw it. I'm going over there. 101 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:49,937 - To say what? - I'm gonna ask him 102 00:04:49,938 --> 00:04:52,182 if I vote for his housing bill... with revisions... 103 00:04:52,183 --> 00:04:55,686 whether he'll support my grocery store in the food desert. 104 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:57,221 Actually, no. I'm gonna tell him. 105 00:04:57,222 --> 00:04:59,390 - Yeah, you are. - Yeah. 106 00:04:59,391 --> 00:05:01,892 - Yeah... - Yeah. 107 00:05:01,893 --> 00:05:03,761 - Come on. - Mm. 108 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,662 No, no, no. I'm telling you, I'm up 109 00:05:05,663 --> 00:05:07,726 five after nine, right, and then the back tightens. 110 00:05:07,727 --> 00:05:09,633 And I still had to swi... 111 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:11,835 Morning, gentlemen. 112 00:05:11,836 --> 00:05:14,138 Sorry to interrupt the golf banter. 113 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:17,408 Councilman, if this conversation is gonna start or end 114 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:20,263 with the words "affordable groceries" or "food desert", 115 00:05:20,264 --> 00:05:21,431 you can keep walking. 116 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:25,309 Actually, um, Councilman, no. 117 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:26,901 Uh... 118 00:05:26,902 --> 00:05:28,660 I know I had to cancel on you twice, 119 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,195 and I wanted to make it up to you. 120 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,598 So, um, 121 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,433 if you ever wanted to get onto Stillbrooke, 122 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:36,559 I have an in. 123 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,804 - Stillbrooke? - Two-month wait for a tee time. 124 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,239 And, of course, Pearson has an in. 125 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,507 Ha-ha-ha. 126 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,377 Yes, 'cause I'm a carpetbagger with rich friends, 127 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,080 and you men of principle don't want any part of that. 128 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,848 My offer stands. 129 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,817 It was nice talking to you. 130 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,186 Well, what about today? 131 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:56,889 Today? 132 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,457 - I'll make a call. - Hmm. 133 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,692 We could use a fourth. 134 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,896 Thanks, but, uh, golf's not really my bag. 135 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,433 Golf. Bag. 136 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:09,835 Um, do you still want me? 137 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,403 Oh, we do now. 138 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,605 Ours is a money game. 139 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,274 All right. 140 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,279 Oh, God. 141 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,017 Just... 142 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,218 Uh... 143 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,719 Eh. 144 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,388 Mm... 145 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,889 Okay, what's wrong? 146 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,824 Eh. Aw, I'm just... 147 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,426 I'm creeping on my ex. 148 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,694 Ugh. 149 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,928 What's that even mean? 150 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,930 Oh. Uh... 151 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,233 I'm Internet stalking her. 152 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,735 God, you're old. 153 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,306 It's my-my ex, Zoe. 154 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:51,400 Uh, her documentary won a prize at this Rome film festival, 155 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:53,011 and she's posted all these photos. 156 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,846 And every single one, she's with this hot guy. 157 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,148 See that? 158 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,749 What do you think of that? Just friends? 159 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,651 - Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. - Yeah? 160 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:00,819 Yeah. 161 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,320 But they're also having sex. 162 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:03,413 Aw. 163 00:07:03,414 --> 00:07:05,081 - What is this... - What are... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 164 00:07:05,082 --> 00:07:06,506 - No, no, no. What are you doing? - I'm trying to make 165 00:07:06,507 --> 00:07:08,350 - the picture bigger. What... - Well, you didn't make it bigger. 166 00:07:08,351 --> 00:07:10,210 You touched the heart, man. You touched the heart. 167 00:07:10,211 --> 00:07:12,169 - Now she knows I'm stalking her. - What's your problem? 168 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,195 - I look like an... What's my problem? - Yeah. 169 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:16,297 Everything here sucks. That's my problem. 170 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,970 You know, 171 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:22,107 you don't need to stick around here for my court hearing. 172 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,875 Yeah, no, I really do need 173 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,343 to stick around here for your court hearing. 174 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,279 I told your vet counselor that I would. 175 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,547 Which means... 176 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,616 a few more weeks. 177 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,988 Let's do something though. You know? 178 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,948 You want to go in... You want to go for a hike? 179 00:07:38,949 --> 00:07:41,226 - I've had more than enough hikes with you, kid. - Okay. 180 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,028 Here we go. 181 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,763 Go to a meeting, Kevin. 182 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,965 Yeah, thanks. Just went to a meeting. 183 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,867 Go to another one. 184 00:08:04,743 --> 00:08:06,410 Oh. 185 00:08:06,411 --> 00:08:09,113 Relax. It's okay. 186 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:12,826 Hey, Mr. Malone. 187 00:08:12,851 --> 00:08:14,327 You, uh... 188 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,761 going out to play some golf? 189 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,963 No, no. I'm just gonna go hit some balls. 190 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,431 Do you play? 191 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,500 Not really. 192 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,627 I mean, 193 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,784 sometimes I'll do a twilight round over at Swenson. 194 00:08:25,785 --> 00:08:28,241 Oh. You want to join me? 195 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:30,676 You know what, I got a lot of errands today. 196 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,702 Thank you, though, sir. 197 00:08:32,703 --> 00:08:34,104 All right. Some other time. 198 00:08:35,393 --> 00:08:36,994 Are you sure? 199 00:08:36,995 --> 00:08:38,274 I think it's really sweet 200 00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:41,144 that my dad wants to get to know you more. 201 00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:45,902 Uh, Mr. Malone. 202 00:08:45,903 --> 00:08:48,105 Maybe I will join you. 203 00:08:48,106 --> 00:08:49,206 Come on! 204 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,374 Thank you. 205 00:08:51,409 --> 00:08:53,310 It'll be fun. 206 00:08:53,311 --> 00:08:55,012 - Tobe. - Yeah. 207 00:08:55,013 --> 00:08:56,780 You left the onesies in the washer too long. 208 00:08:56,781 --> 00:08:58,949 - Huh? - They sat in the washer too long, 209 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:00,050 and now they're all mildewy. 210 00:09:00,051 --> 00:09:01,309 Okay, I'm-I'm sorry. 211 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:03,602 I-I'm operating on-on two hours of sleep. 212 00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:06,380 I can't be good at laundry and also work enough 213 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:08,936 to save money for Jack's college tuition, 214 00:09:08,937 --> 00:09:10,638 which, accounting for inflation, 215 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:12,431 will be $6 million a year 216 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:13,956 by the time he's ready to go to school. 217 00:09:13,957 --> 00:09:16,616 Okay, well, I'm operating on two hours of sleep, too. 218 00:09:16,617 --> 00:09:18,679 And I know I don't have a job, but at least your nipples 219 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,081 don't feel like chew toys. 220 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:21,682 Wait, are you getting rid of those? 221 00:09:21,683 --> 00:09:22,783 They're so nice. 222 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:26,120 Um, these are way too big for me now. 223 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:28,923 So I am donating them, yes. 224 00:09:28,924 --> 00:09:30,382 I thought they were your favorite. 225 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:31,792 Don't get rid of 'em. 226 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,294 Okay. 227 00:09:33,295 --> 00:09:36,464 Okay. What? 228 00:09:36,465 --> 00:09:38,532 Uh, nothing. 229 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,068 Never mind. I'll keep 'em. 230 00:09:42,942 --> 00:09:45,043 Tobe, what is going on? 231 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,879 We've been snippy with each other for the past two weeks. 232 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:52,084 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what hasn't been going on. 233 00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:54,785 I'll tell you what hasn't been going on for nine months 234 00:09:54,786 --> 00:09:56,221 and 23 days. 235 00:09:56,222 --> 00:09:58,390 We're tired. 236 00:09:58,391 --> 00:10:00,559 And Jack is sleeping right next to us. 237 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,961 I know. But he can't, like... 238 00:10:02,962 --> 00:10:04,763 can't see us. 239 00:10:04,764 --> 00:10:06,264 Um, he can hear us. 240 00:10:06,265 --> 00:10:07,466 You. 241 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,201 So, y-you know what, we... 242 00:10:09,202 --> 00:10:11,036 we need to get out of here. All right? 243 00:10:11,037 --> 00:10:12,804 We need to... we need to find a... 244 00:10:12,805 --> 00:10:15,640 an environment that is more conducive to... 245 00:10:15,641 --> 00:10:17,342 lovemaking. 246 00:10:17,343 --> 00:10:19,444 Okay. And when are we gonna do that? 247 00:10:19,445 --> 00:10:21,446 I don't know. Today? How 'bout today? 248 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:22,814 I already took the day off. 249 00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:24,249 Huh? We can get your mom 250 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,784 and Miggy Stardust to come over. 251 00:10:25,785 --> 00:10:27,185 They've been dying to babysit. 252 00:10:27,186 --> 00:10:28,896 They've been begging us to go out more. 253 00:10:28,897 --> 00:10:30,122 Tobe, I don't know. 254 00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:32,090 No, you do know. 255 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,659 You know we have to do this. 256 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,628 We need to do this. 257 00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:38,430 For the sake of our sex life, 258 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,689 call your mother. 259 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:42,200 - Okay. - Please call her. 260 00:10:42,201 --> 00:10:43,735 - I'm going to. - Please start dialing. 261 00:10:43,736 --> 00:10:44,903 Okay. 262 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,742 - Oh, oh, you got it, you got it, you got it. - Oh. 263 00:10:50,743 --> 00:10:52,177 Okay. Ooh. 264 00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:53,512 - Oh. - Hey. 265 00:10:53,513 --> 00:10:56,615 - Thanks. I had that, by the way. - Yeah. 266 00:10:56,616 --> 00:11:01,620 Yeah, it's just, rep 99 and 100 are typically the hardest ones. 267 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,588 - Sure. You're back. - Yeah. 268 00:11:03,589 --> 00:11:05,624 I'm just trying to stay out of trouble, you know, 269 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,859 not that you could actually get into any trouble in this town. 270 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,262 Mind if I, uh... 271 00:11:10,263 --> 00:11:11,796 - Yeah. - You want a boost? Wha... ? 272 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,932 Okay. She's got it. 273 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,800 She has got it. Wow. That's... 274 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,402 impressive. 275 00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:20,071 - Here you go, Kevin. - Hey. 276 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:21,506 - The usual. - Thank you. 277 00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:23,975 That's... You don't have to deliver my... 278 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,144 Oxi-Protein PB Energy Spike? 279 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,946 - And did you add the... ? - Chia. 280 00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:29,348 - Yes. - Wow. 281 00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:30,882 You're like my phone anticipating my... 282 00:11:30,883 --> 00:11:33,076 - Words. - Okay. 283 00:11:33,077 --> 00:11:34,968 Technically, you're not supposed to have drinks 284 00:11:34,969 --> 00:11:38,377 around the workout stations, but I'll let it go this time. 285 00:11:38,378 --> 00:11:40,216 Well, thank you for letting it go this time. 286 00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:42,846 - I appreciate it. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:44,848 Ah. 288 00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:47,051 The service here's amazing. 289 00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:49,720 - Yeah. She wrote her number on your cup. - What? 290 00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:53,179 Hey! Look at that. 291 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,359 No. No. 292 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,819 You know, AA discourages romantic relationships 293 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:58,996 in the first year. 294 00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:01,632 - And drinking. - Wow. You really sold that. 295 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,267 Talk to your husband? 296 00:12:03,268 --> 00:12:05,373 Not since the hockey game. 297 00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:07,199 Really? 298 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,697 Divorce is on the table, right? 299 00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:11,582 You don't have all this time. 300 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,660 Plus, you know what? He could just meet someone else. 301 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:16,227 Like, take my ex, for instance... Zoe, right? 302 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:18,279 It's only been, like, six months, but yet, here she is, 303 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,227 jet-setting around the planet with some 304 00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:22,639 sandwich artist guy. What do you think? 305 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,141 Huh? She into him? 306 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:26,210 Well, 20 bucks says they had bathroom sex 307 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:27,945 right before they took this picture. 308 00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,449 She's gorgeous. 309 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,418 - Yeah. - Why'd you guys break up? 310 00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:38,904 She didn't want kids. 311 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:41,107 And you do? 312 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,732 Well, yeah, I want kid... 313 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:45,945 Why do you act all skeptical and, like, surprised? 314 00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:48,885 I don't know. You don't seem... motivated. 315 00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:50,444 You just moved to the middle of nowhere, 316 00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,303 and you spend all your time with your grumpy uncle, and... 317 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:53,519 Yeah, to help him out. 318 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,611 It's temporary. Trust me, I'll get back in the saddle. 319 00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:57,312 I'm just saying, you're not getting any younger. 320 00:12:57,313 --> 00:13:00,673 I'm not getting any younger? I'm 30, like, something. 321 00:13:00,674 --> 00:13:02,442 I'm sorry. I missed that. You're 30... ? 322 00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:03,927 - Can you enunciate a little? - I'll enunciate, 323 00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:05,027 - Just enunciate. - okay? Okay, here it goes. 324 00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:06,703 You are very annoying. 325 00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:07,997 All right? Come on. 326 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:10,266 Spot me. Grab the 45s if you can lift them. 327 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:19,854 What you want is what you get at McDonald's today. 328 00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:21,923 - That swing... - Hey, bud. 329 00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:24,826 - Hey. - That fantastic touch around the green. 330 00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,628 - That smile. - His name is Tiger Woods. 331 00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:29,997 Mr. Lawrence said he's gonna change the game of golf. 332 00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:31,899 Yeah, I've heard of him. 333 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:35,470 Tiger Woods has won the world junior title six times. 334 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:41,175 In fact, Tiger has won so many trophies, 335 00:13:41,176 --> 00:13:43,511 his mother says they can't all fit in the house. 336 00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,546 Some of his are stashed in the garage. 337 00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:48,349 Hey, how about tomorrow after school, 338 00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:51,219 you and me, we... we go play some? 339 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,753 Golf? 340 00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:54,986 - Really? - Yeah. 341 00:13:54,987 --> 00:13:57,479 Yeah, we'll go hit some balls at the range first, 342 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,327 and then we'll go par three. 343 00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:01,996 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 344 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,065 Sure. Sure! 345 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:06,742 Okay. Cool. 346 00:14:10,024 --> 00:14:11,472 But I thought you didn't like golf. 347 00:14:14,945 --> 00:14:16,477 It wasn't the right fit for me, 348 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:20,081 and my ball always seemed to find the water, but... 349 00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:23,151 I think you might be cut out for it. 350 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:34,406 Okay, gents, dollar a hole, two dollar Nassau, 351 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,841 50 cent skins. 352 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,443 Pearson, you're up. 353 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,545 Oh. 354 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,214 Okay. 355 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,284 I'll say it again, gentlemen. 356 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,189 I don't have much of a history with this game. 357 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,526 As in, I have only played one time. 358 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,136 Fore! 359 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,440 Sorry! 360 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,512 - Oh, boy. - Bubba. 361 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,480 Yeah. 362 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,951 - You're in the wrong cart. - I sure am. 363 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,921 Sure as hell am. 364 00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,591 Où est le métro, madame ? 365 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,459 Ooh, la, la. 366 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,959 What did you just say? 367 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,539 I said, "Where can I find the subway, miss?" 368 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,432 It's the only French I remember 369 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,800 after backpacking through Europe. 370 00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:02,494 Um, can we dim the lights just so it's a little more romantic? 371 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,996 As you wish. 372 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,064 Setting the mood... 373 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,868 - Oh. - Wow. 374 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,405 - Oh. - Oh. 375 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,074 My God, you are so hunky. 376 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,111 ♪ I don't need what you need, I'm so unbothered by you... ♪ 377 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,446 Oh. 378 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,816 Mmm. Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. 379 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,853 Like riding a bike. 380 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,254 Oh. 381 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,161 It's okay. 382 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,765 Oh, it's not... I just have... 383 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,367 I just have a lot on my mind. It's... 384 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,069 Like what, babe? 385 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,473 I just need a minute to clear my brain, you know? 386 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,475 Just... 387 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,978 empty my mind. Um... 388 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,546 Okay. 389 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,686 Want to watch Turner Classics? 390 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,690 It's a great idea. 391 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,858 Yup, Turner Classic Movies. 392 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,894 TCM... that'll, uh, 393 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,796 get me going. 394 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,667 - Well, here we are again. - Yes. 395 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,844 You are gonna need to find the right clothes. 396 00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:25,004 What? I thought we were just gonna hit some balls. 397 00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,506 Well, it doesn't matter. 398 00:17:26,507 --> 00:17:28,374 Uh, you need to wear a collared shirt 399 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,009 here at the club and no jeans. 400 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,044 Uh, you know what? 401 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,338 I forgot my credit card. 402 00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,688 No, no, no, it's on me. What size shoes do you wear? 403 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,583 No, sir, I don't feel comfortable you buying me... 404 00:17:37,584 --> 00:17:39,932 Hey, Dave? I'm playing with Johnson. 405 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,120 You want to join? 406 00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:43,080 Uh, sure. Sure. 407 00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:44,790 Yeah, no. We'll meet you right outside. 408 00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:45,972 Okay. 409 00:17:45,973 --> 00:17:47,597 Yeah. 410 00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:49,490 Gonna take a lot more 411 00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:51,163 than lowering the speed limit to 55 412 00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:53,533 to reduce our dependency on gas. 413 00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:56,836 Yeah, what's your take on OPEC, Jack? 414 00:17:56,837 --> 00:18:00,740 Well, I know the lines are long where I work. 415 00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,411 You work at a gas station? 416 00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,858 Yeah. Part-time mechanic at Vine Auto 417 00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:10,960 when I'm not helping my buddy frame houses. 418 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:14,063 Well, you hear that, Merrick? Jack frames houses. 419 00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,632 Doesn't your insurance company specialize in construction? 420 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,367 Yeah, mostly umbrella liability. 421 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,064 Well, you must need smart guys. 422 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,871 Give Jack your card, Merrick. 423 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:24,306 Maybe he can come in next week for an informational. 424 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:25,708 - Sure. - Oh, it's-it's not necessary. 425 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,209 - No, no. - Hey. 426 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,611 Thank you for that. 427 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:30,579 There's hope for you yet. 428 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:34,650 - Bam! - Oh. 429 00:18:34,651 --> 00:18:36,452 You didn't win the Masters, Bill. 430 00:18:36,453 --> 00:18:38,254 I mean, come on. 431 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:42,091 You triple-bogeyed the second hole. 432 00:18:42,092 --> 00:18:44,160 - Well... are you sure? - Four. 433 00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:45,461 - Yeah, I am sure. - Okay. 434 00:18:45,462 --> 00:18:47,296 - Ask my caddy. - Yeah. 435 00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,698 - There's a hundred in it for you. - Oh, I'm sure there is. 436 00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:51,867 - Better be sure... - Gin and tonic. 437 00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,302 - Double. - Double or triple? 438 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,770 Oh, I try. 439 00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,605 - Triple. - Can you back it up? 440 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,777 Wow. Look at us, huh? 441 00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:03,646 Yeah. 442 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,018 We should play for $1,000. 443 00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:10,352 A grand? Really? 444 00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:12,154 That's what Michael Jordan bets. 445 00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:13,722 Okay, M.J., you're up. 446 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,624 Okay. 447 00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:21,519 Mr. Lawrence says Tiger Woods is gonna break barriers in golf. 448 00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,903 Great putt. 449 00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:30,639 Mr. Lawrence says I'm breaking barriers at Hanes Academy, too. 450 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,541 - Is that right? - Yeah. 451 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,622 'Cause they never had a black kid on the debate team. 452 00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:38,349 - I didn't know that. - Mm. 453 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,841 Look at you. 454 00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:43,679 Nice! 455 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,306 Yeah, I'm not saying it'll be as hard 456 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:50,359 for me as it was for Jackie Robinson and Muhammad Ali, but 457 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,486 it'll still be hard for me, you know? 458 00:19:53,487 --> 00:19:55,545 Oh, you're gonna do just fine, Randall. 459 00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:59,468 You are insanely smart and charming, and you're gonna 460 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:01,303 do just fine wherever you want to go in life. 461 00:20:01,304 --> 00:20:03,639 Thanks. 462 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,608 You know, when I was younger, 463 00:20:05,609 --> 00:20:08,811 I never felt welcome at country clubs. 464 00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:10,946 People thought I... 465 00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:14,850 I didn't... make enough money or have the right job. 466 00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:18,153 Probably why I stopped playing. 467 00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:20,856 I let those people get to me. 468 00:20:22,025 --> 00:20:23,993 That's not what I'm saying, Dad. 469 00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:26,128 No, I... I know what you're saying. 470 00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:28,664 I do, and I'm gonna do everything in my power 471 00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,767 to make sure that nobody gets in your way 472 00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:33,702 or holds you back. 473 00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:38,841 Okay. 474 00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,809 Thanks. 475 00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:49,852 Ooh. 476 00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:52,855 Oh, right in the drink. 477 00:20:52,856 --> 00:20:54,857 Someone should buy the kid a lake house. 478 00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:57,126 He loves the water. 479 00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:59,295 You're up, Dave. Show us the way. 480 00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,264 Mm. 481 00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:05,000 - Thank you, Sam. - Sometime today. 482 00:21:07,257 --> 00:21:08,776 He liked it so much, right, 483 00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:11,073 that now every time we go over to the mayor's house, 484 00:21:11,074 --> 00:21:12,975 my wife has to make him potato salad. 485 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:17,046 You know, the one thing about potato salad... 486 00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:18,607 Uh, they're off the green. You can hit. 487 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,618 Oh, right on. 488 00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:35,731 I'll walk. 489 00:21:42,906 --> 00:21:45,341 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 490 00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:47,409 Slow everything down. 491 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,712 You're too fast. Look. 492 00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:52,681 It's just back... and through. 493 00:21:52,682 --> 00:21:54,650 Tempo. 494 00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:06,028 Okay. 495 00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:07,763 Slowing down really helps. 496 00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,031 Thanks for the tip. 497 00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:18,630 I also ran track. 498 00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,098 - Ah. - Now I think 499 00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:21,699 I'm gonna go back to grad school and maybe 500 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,736 get a degree in kinesiology or nutrition. 501 00:22:24,737 --> 00:22:28,173 Yeah. I am very much into nutrition. 502 00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:29,941 - Really? - Yeah, really. 503 00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:31,922 Like, uh, take now for instance. 504 00:22:31,923 --> 00:22:33,447 I'm starving, you know? 505 00:22:33,448 --> 00:22:35,049 And we've been sitting here for 20 minutes 506 00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:36,375 and I've yet to see a menu. 507 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:38,334 I'm starting to realize that, uh, 508 00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:41,094 people from small towns are never in a hurry. 509 00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:42,152 ♪ She's living in L.A. ♪ 510 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,438 Small towns aren't for everyone. 511 00:22:43,439 --> 00:22:45,606 - Mm. - But I remind myself 512 00:22:45,607 --> 00:22:47,236 of something Richard Russo once said. 513 00:22:47,237 --> 00:22:49,805 - Yeah. - "People in small towns, 514 00:22:49,806 --> 00:22:51,841 more than in big cities, 515 00:22:51,842 --> 00:22:53,976 share a destiny." 516 00:22:55,912 --> 00:22:57,847 Well, I like that. 517 00:22:57,848 --> 00:22:59,982 - ♪ They say it goes... ♪ - Share a destiny. 518 00:22:59,983 --> 00:23:03,252 I feel like, uh, 519 00:23:03,253 --> 00:23:05,388 destiny sort of brought me here, actually. 520 00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:06,822 Yeah. 521 00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:08,624 But do-do you see yourself settling down 522 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,926 in a town like Bradford after grad school? 523 00:23:10,927 --> 00:23:15,264 I suppose if I met the right person 524 00:23:15,265 --> 00:23:18,567 and he wanted to live here, I would. 525 00:23:18,568 --> 00:23:20,603 It's a perfect town to raise kids. 526 00:23:20,604 --> 00:23:23,673 I love kids. 527 00:23:23,674 --> 00:23:25,074 - Yeah? - Yeah. 528 00:23:25,075 --> 00:23:26,633 See? There, we have something in common. 529 00:23:26,634 --> 00:23:28,001 - Yeah. - Yeah. 530 00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:36,949 Charlie, I've changed my mind. I'll go with the ribeye. 531 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:39,084 - How would you like that, sir? - Rare. 532 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,753 Just knock off the horns and wipe its ass. 533 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,999 Hey, seriously, Jack, 534 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,567 call me if you want to come in for an interview. 535 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,869 Yeah, you two should set up a time for next week. 536 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,838 Well, that, uh, won't be necessary, 537 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,440 but thank you, Merrick. 538 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,146 Okay. 539 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:15,317 You okay, bud? 540 00:24:17,254 --> 00:24:18,654 Yeah. 541 00:24:18,655 --> 00:24:20,489 You sure? 542 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:23,793 I mean, you barely said a word in the last couple of holes. 543 00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:28,797 I don't think I want to play anymore. 544 00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:29,890 Randall, c-come on. 545 00:24:29,891 --> 00:24:31,600 We got four more holes to go. 546 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:33,235 You know we don't quit what we started. 547 00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:35,337 We quit the dojo. 548 00:24:35,338 --> 00:24:38,583 Do you remember that dojo that we went to a few years ago 549 00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:40,209 with all the other black families? 550 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,744 Yeah. 551 00:24:41,745 --> 00:24:44,180 We went a few times, but then we stopped. 552 00:24:44,181 --> 00:24:48,084 W... You said you didn't want to learn karate anymore. 553 00:24:48,085 --> 00:24:50,386 Yeah, but you won't let me quit soccer or baseball. 554 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:52,154 You don't want me to quit golf. 555 00:24:52,155 --> 00:24:55,347 I ju... I-I don't quite follow you here, Randall. 556 00:24:57,069 --> 00:24:58,861 Forget it. Can we please just go home? 557 00:24:58,862 --> 00:24:59,862 H-Hold on a second. 558 00:24:59,863 --> 00:25:02,265 Where is this coming from? 559 00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:04,433 Is this Mr. Lawrence again? 560 00:25:04,434 --> 00:25:06,102 N-No. 561 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,937 No. You just, y... 562 00:25:07,938 --> 00:25:09,472 You just don't get it. 563 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:10,606 What don't I get? 564 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:12,541 What you said before... 565 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:15,678 about feeling weird at some country club golf course. 566 00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:17,380 Okay? 567 00:25:17,381 --> 00:25:19,015 You felt uncomfortable at a golf course 568 00:25:19,016 --> 00:25:21,584 and I probably wouldn't have even been allowed on it. 569 00:25:29,026 --> 00:25:30,426 Kiddo, I am sorry, okay? 570 00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:31,961 That was a stupid thing to say. 571 00:25:31,962 --> 00:25:33,729 I just... I-I don't... 572 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:36,565 I don't look at you and see color. 573 00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:39,168 I see my son. 574 00:25:39,169 --> 00:25:42,371 Then you don't see me, Dad. 575 00:25:49,913 --> 00:25:51,747 Now, remember, 576 00:25:51,748 --> 00:25:56,018 you pull it back in one piece, slowly... and let it go. 577 00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,697 Oh, that was a good one. 578 00:26:07,698 --> 00:26:10,132 And you were right about the grip, too. 579 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,368 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - All right. 580 00:26:12,369 --> 00:26:14,437 - Book them the honeymoon suite. - Yeah, no doubt about that. 581 00:26:14,438 --> 00:26:15,905 Carl, why don't you grab your clubs, 582 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:17,840 go look for your ball with Lester. 583 00:26:17,841 --> 00:26:20,443 Randall, hop on in. 584 00:26:27,284 --> 00:26:30,419 Thank you so much for the meal. 585 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,721 You are more than welcome. 586 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,289 So, um... 587 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:35,091 what else is there to do in this town? 588 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:36,425 And, um, 589 00:26:36,426 --> 00:26:38,194 please don't say the Zippo factory. 590 00:26:38,195 --> 00:26:40,663 To be honest, there's nothing really to do here, 591 00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:43,332 - Mm. - except get high and have sex. 592 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,935 And I don't do drugs. 593 00:26:51,341 --> 00:26:54,243 Uh, I know what you're thinking. 594 00:26:54,244 --> 00:26:56,612 Even the tunnel's getting laid. 595 00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:02,451 Is it me? 596 00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:04,987 Hmm? 597 00:27:04,988 --> 00:27:06,989 Are you still attracted to me? 598 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,758 Are you kidding? 599 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:09,959 I don't know. 600 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,260 You have a whole new body. 601 00:27:13,261 --> 00:27:14,758 - And... - Kate, really. 602 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,932 I swear, I just have a lot on my mind. 603 00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:18,934 Okay? 604 00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:23,542 Okay. 605 00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:28,744 It is the pants. 606 00:27:28,745 --> 00:27:30,894 - What? - What you said to me 607 00:27:30,895 --> 00:27:32,748 about keeping my old pants 608 00:27:32,749 --> 00:27:34,717 in case I put the weight back on. 609 00:27:34,718 --> 00:27:37,686 Along with the pressure of knowing 610 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:39,789 that if I didn't perform, 611 00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:42,558 you would think it was because I wasn't attracted to you. 612 00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:46,128 Add stress and exhaustion and... 613 00:27:46,129 --> 00:27:49,044 - Toby... - Look, why-why-why did you say it? 614 00:27:49,045 --> 00:27:50,870 You know, is it because you-you doubt 615 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:53,144 that I can keep the weight off, or because you're hoping 616 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:54,871 that I put the weight back on? 617 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:57,907 Okay, Tobe. 618 00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:02,278 Let's just go home. 619 00:28:09,511 --> 00:28:11,045 Well, I'm glad I'm driving. 620 00:28:11,046 --> 00:28:13,353 You really put back those G and Ts. 621 00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:16,089 Oh, no. I'm... I'm fine. 622 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,525 Thank you, though, for the, uh... 623 00:28:18,526 --> 00:28:21,461 drinks and the round. 624 00:28:21,462 --> 00:28:26,566 Jack, you really should have taken that interview. 625 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,591 I appreciate the gesture, 626 00:28:31,592 --> 00:28:35,629 but I don't need any help, sir. 627 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,398 Look, my father... 628 00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:40,901 was a pipe-fitter. 629 00:28:40,902 --> 00:28:42,969 He worked hard to put me through college. 630 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:44,738 And after I graduated, 631 00:28:44,739 --> 00:28:47,974 I wasn't too proud to take a job as a runner 632 00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:50,377 at a brokerage house. 633 00:28:50,378 --> 00:28:53,523 I rose up the ranks, met the woman I'd marry. 634 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,077 I bought a house, raised a family. 635 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,917 Yeah, I... 636 00:28:56,918 --> 00:28:59,352 I joined a nice country club. 637 00:28:59,353 --> 00:29:01,488 And-And this club is where 638 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,691 we are gonna celebrate Rebecca's wedding. 639 00:29:04,692 --> 00:29:07,494 I see myself 640 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:10,797 walking her down the aisle at St. Michael's, 641 00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:13,600 and afterwards, coming over here, 642 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:15,702 and raising a toast to her 643 00:29:15,703 --> 00:29:18,705 and her husband at the reception. 644 00:29:18,706 --> 00:29:20,907 I see it all so clearly. 645 00:29:20,908 --> 00:29:23,777 Question. 646 00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:27,113 Do you see yourself here? 647 00:29:33,754 --> 00:29:37,724 Randall said all that? 648 00:29:37,725 --> 00:29:39,693 Yeah. 649 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:45,732 Well... he's getting older 650 00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:48,935 - and figuring out his place in the world. - Mm. 651 00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:53,273 Hey, did we let him quit the dojo too easily? 652 00:29:53,274 --> 00:29:55,675 I mean... 653 00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:58,278 were we threatened by it? 654 00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:00,714 No. 655 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:02,816 It was a long drive. 656 00:30:02,817 --> 00:30:04,851 And he wasn't excited about it. 657 00:30:04,852 --> 00:30:06,786 It just... 658 00:30:06,787 --> 00:30:09,923 - It fizzled out. - Yeah. 659 00:30:09,924 --> 00:30:12,892 Yeah. 660 00:30:15,162 --> 00:30:16,997 Oh, not a minute too soon. 661 00:30:16,998 --> 00:30:19,733 Thank you, Lisa. 662 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,568 - Okay. - There you go. 663 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,103 Could have been a lot worse 664 00:30:23,104 --> 00:30:24,571 without the councilman's lessons. 665 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,346 How'd you grow up with a white father 666 00:30:26,347 --> 00:30:28,842 and not know how to golf? 667 00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,377 Tell me about it. 668 00:30:30,378 --> 00:30:32,245 Hey, how did you guys find the game? 669 00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:34,347 Well, when I-I said I wanted to learn, 670 00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:36,383 my father painted a golf pro's house 671 00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:38,518 for free in exchange for lessons. 672 00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:40,487 Really? All right. 673 00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:43,423 - Tiger winning at Augusta in '97. - Mm-hmm. 674 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,525 Hey, my Aunt Lizzie. 675 00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:47,293 She taught me to putt like Lee Elder 676 00:30:47,294 --> 00:30:49,529 and cuss like Red Foxx. 677 00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,765 Well, thank you, gentlemen, 678 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,634 for dragging my sorry ass around the course today. 679 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:57,003 Here is to fathers, to Tiger, 680 00:30:57,004 --> 00:30:59,872 and to Lester's foul-mouthed Aunt Lizzie. 681 00:30:59,873 --> 00:31:01,174 - Yeah. - Hear, hear. 682 00:31:01,175 --> 00:31:03,476 - If they could see us now. - Mm. 683 00:31:05,012 --> 00:31:08,348 Listen... Why don't you find some time 684 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:11,818 to stop by the office, we'll talk about your grocery store. 685 00:31:11,819 --> 00:31:13,920 After we talk about my housing bill. 686 00:31:13,921 --> 00:31:15,789 - Yes, sir. - Mm. 687 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,457 That's a sure shot. 688 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,959 That wasn't my shot. I told you... 689 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,429 - You parked so far away. - I'm sorry. 690 00:31:22,430 --> 00:31:24,931 My uncle lives right here so we got to kind of be quiet. 691 00:31:24,932 --> 00:31:26,299 - I'll try. - Okay. 692 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,740 - But I make no promises. - You are trouble. 693 00:31:35,843 --> 00:31:37,546 Hey. 694 00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:39,245 Sorry. 695 00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:41,147 Thought you'd be alone. 696 00:31:43,617 --> 00:31:46,653 You didn't have to send her away. 697 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,521 Sorry I interrupted. 698 00:31:48,522 --> 00:31:50,557 That's all right. 699 00:31:50,558 --> 00:31:54,127 You interviewing mothers to bear your children? 700 00:31:54,128 --> 00:31:57,797 Really? 'Cause I can catch up with Donna. 701 00:31:57,798 --> 00:31:59,666 I saw Ryan. 702 00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:02,068 And? 703 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,338 Total FUBAR. 704 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:08,408 It started out okay, and then... 705 00:32:08,409 --> 00:32:11,644 he got critical, and I got defensive, 706 00:32:11,645 --> 00:32:13,947 and then we started arguing, 707 00:32:13,948 --> 00:32:15,949 and I lost my temper. 708 00:32:18,185 --> 00:32:20,086 I'm sorry. 709 00:32:21,188 --> 00:32:23,756 I told you it was a bad idea. 710 00:32:23,757 --> 00:32:26,359 I don't blame Ryan. 711 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,994 I wouldn't want to be 712 00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:29,362 with someone as screwed up as me. 713 00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:31,798 Hey, come on. 714 00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:34,300 You've seen things. 715 00:32:34,301 --> 00:32:37,337 You-you have seen things that 99% of us, 716 00:32:37,338 --> 00:32:39,272 we can't even imagine. 717 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,841 And yeah, you made some mistakes 718 00:32:41,842 --> 00:32:45,078 along the way, but you're trying. 719 00:32:46,350 --> 00:32:47,907 That doesn't make you unlovable. 720 00:32:47,908 --> 00:32:49,142 It makes you human. 721 00:33:03,931 --> 00:33:05,865 I'm sorry. 722 00:33:12,682 --> 00:33:15,924 - Hello? Anybody home? - Oh, no. 723 00:33:15,925 --> 00:33:18,627 They're, um, heading back from The Grove now with Jack. 724 00:33:18,628 --> 00:33:20,195 Oh. 725 00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:24,399 I'm gonna unpack. 726 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,067 Okay. 727 00:33:26,068 --> 00:33:27,435 Kate? 728 00:33:44,821 --> 00:33:46,022 Okay. 729 00:33:47,356 --> 00:33:49,291 Do you forgive me? 730 00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:53,895 For what you said 731 00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:56,865 or for cutting up the wrong pair of pants? 732 00:33:59,902 --> 00:34:01,836 Both? 733 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:05,607 Baby, 734 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,008 I believe in you. 735 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:09,477 I always have. I always will. 736 00:34:09,478 --> 00:34:10,945 Oh, yeah? 737 00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:12,213 Yes. 738 00:34:12,214 --> 00:34:14,916 Do you believe me when I say 739 00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:17,986 that you still fuel the furnace that is my loins? 740 00:34:19,155 --> 00:34:21,523 Well, I could use some convincing. 741 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,458 My attraction to you... 742 00:34:23,459 --> 00:34:26,094 - Mm-hmm. - is purely primal, Kate Pearson. 743 00:34:26,095 --> 00:34:29,831 You are nothing more to me than a vessel for my feral lust. 744 00:34:29,832 --> 00:34:31,566 And the rest of it, the emotional stuff, 745 00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:33,768 I cast aside with contempt. 746 00:34:33,769 --> 00:34:35,236 Now, 747 00:34:35,237 --> 00:34:39,574 do you want to take Toby 2.0 for a spin? 748 00:34:39,575 --> 00:34:42,644 I will drive you down to the rims. 749 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,180 - Safe word? - Mom and Miguel. 750 00:34:45,181 --> 00:34:47,282 - Weird, but I like it. - No, they're gonna be back 751 00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:48,750 - in, like, five minutes. - Good. 752 00:34:48,751 --> 00:34:50,785 That gives us four minutes to put ourselves back together. 753 00:34:50,786 --> 00:34:52,387 - Oh? Yeah? - Yeah. 754 00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:17,045 I'm gonna marry your daughter, Dave. 755 00:35:17,046 --> 00:35:19,147 I'm... I'm gonna marry her. 756 00:35:19,148 --> 00:35:22,050 I'm gonna get a good job. 757 00:35:22,051 --> 00:35:24,546 Buy a real nice house. 758 00:35:24,547 --> 00:35:26,815 A happy one. 759 00:35:27,857 --> 00:35:29,824 With kids 760 00:35:29,825 --> 00:35:31,926 running around the yard. 761 00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,829 So... 762 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:36,765 let me ask you. 763 00:35:39,001 --> 00:35:41,936 Do you see yourself there? 764 00:35:50,946 --> 00:35:54,082 You're never gonna be good enough for her, Jack. 765 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,651 Say again? 766 00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,981 - Why don't you say that again? - Oh, there he is. 767 00:36:02,982 --> 00:36:05,377 There's the guy I've been waiting for, huh? 768 00:36:05,378 --> 00:36:07,179 Say it again. 769 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,847 Uh-huh. 770 00:36:08,848 --> 00:36:11,383 Jack? 771 00:36:11,384 --> 00:36:12,684 Hey, Bec. 772 00:36:12,685 --> 00:36:14,853 - I... Oh! - Oh. 773 00:36:14,854 --> 00:36:16,412 - You okay? - Yeah, no. 774 00:36:16,413 --> 00:36:17,871 - I'm fine. - It was hot 775 00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:20,025 out there, and he just had a few too many. 776 00:36:20,026 --> 00:36:22,761 I'm fine. You good? You okay? 777 00:36:22,762 --> 00:36:25,063 - You, uh, you good? - Hey. 778 00:36:25,064 --> 00:36:26,965 Why don't we get you home? 779 00:36:26,966 --> 00:36:30,035 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, I'll take you home. 780 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,582 Jesus, Nick. 781 00:36:45,652 --> 00:36:47,486 You scared the hell out of me. 782 00:36:47,487 --> 00:36:50,355 Why can't you just stay at your own place? 783 00:36:50,356 --> 00:36:52,624 You have fresh cold cuts. 784 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,226 Yeah. Well, okay. 785 00:36:54,227 --> 00:36:55,827 Well, you know, help yourself. 786 00:36:55,828 --> 00:36:57,162 Of course. 787 00:36:59,298 --> 00:37:01,199 I'm sorry. 788 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:05,470 We should've taken that hike today. 789 00:37:10,643 --> 00:37:12,511 - Night. - Good night, Uncle Nicky. 790 00:37:24,323 --> 00:37:26,825 Wait. 791 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:03,895 - Mr. Lawrence. - Randall, my man. 792 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:10,902 Mr. Lawrence, can I, uh, talk to you a sec? 793 00:38:10,903 --> 00:38:12,471 Sure. 794 00:38:12,472 --> 00:38:14,106 Go on. I'll be right in. 795 00:38:14,107 --> 00:38:16,274 Okay. 796 00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:19,077 Thank you for taking a special interest in my son. 797 00:38:19,078 --> 00:38:20,679 He really looks up to you. 798 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,782 Uh, still, he's a... 799 00:38:23,783 --> 00:38:25,617 12-year-old kid, 800 00:38:25,618 --> 00:38:29,287 and if my son is asking complicated, heavy questions 801 00:38:29,288 --> 00:38:31,606 about his place in this world, 802 00:38:31,607 --> 00:38:34,192 a simple heads-up to his parents couldn't hurt. 803 00:38:34,193 --> 00:38:35,761 Don't you think? 804 00:38:36,929 --> 00:38:39,131 - A heads-up. - Mm. 805 00:38:39,132 --> 00:38:41,867 Okay. Anything else? 806 00:38:41,868 --> 00:38:43,802 No. 807 00:38:46,072 --> 00:38:49,641 Actually, would, uh... 808 00:38:49,642 --> 00:38:51,810 you and your wife like 809 00:38:51,811 --> 00:38:53,845 to come to the house this weekend for dinner? 810 00:38:55,581 --> 00:38:57,549 We'd love to. 811 00:38:57,550 --> 00:39:00,352 Great. Saturday at 7:00? 812 00:39:08,227 --> 00:39:10,195 - Hey, nice job, Randall. - Thanks. 813 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:11,897 I'll do better next time, I promise. 814 00:39:16,335 --> 00:39:17,966 Randall, hold on a second. 815 00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:19,501 Stop. 816 00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:27,412 I'm sorry. 817 00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:30,382 All right? I will... 818 00:39:30,383 --> 00:39:34,352 listen better and lecture less. 819 00:39:35,421 --> 00:39:37,055 Okay? 820 00:39:44,497 --> 00:39:47,833 You are gonna be a very important man, Randall. 821 00:39:49,869 --> 00:39:51,403 And a lot of important relationships 822 00:39:51,404 --> 00:39:53,205 happen on a golf course. 823 00:39:53,206 --> 00:39:56,741 Me, I... I hit a ceiling. 824 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,443 But for you, 825 00:39:58,444 --> 00:40:01,513 there is only sky. 826 00:40:01,514 --> 00:40:05,016 So don't get caught on the outside looking in. 827 00:40:05,017 --> 00:40:07,519 Sometimes you'll have to play up to the competition, 828 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,688 sometimes you'll have to play down. 829 00:40:09,689 --> 00:40:11,556 But play the game. 830 00:40:35,815 --> 00:40:38,416 Like father, like son. 831 00:40:39,485 --> 00:40:41,186 What you want... 832 00:40:41,187 --> 00:40:44,389 is to have a routine. 833 00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:46,625 First, you got to line your shot up. 834 00:40:50,196 --> 00:40:52,330 And then you line your feet up 835 00:40:52,331 --> 00:40:54,266 to the target. 836 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,030 - Okay? - Okay. 837 00:41:14,921 --> 00:41:16,354 Good. 838 00:41:16,355 --> 00:41:17,522 Again. 839 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,162 Again. 840 00:41:36,242 --> 00:41:37,842 Again. 841 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:58,993 This one's for you, Pop.