﻿1
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And there we go.
"It's laughter we're after".

2
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Yeah. New slogan's kind
of growing on me.

3
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And our very own MIFTer,
Double T, came up with it.

4
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- That's right.
- I still like mine.

5
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"Funny business is our business.

6
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And it's none of your business,
so mind your own business".

7
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Yeah. Yeah. That is way better.

8
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Remember to tip your monster.
I'll be here all week.

9
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Hey, hey, Mikey!

10
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How's my favorite monster of comedy?

11
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On top of the world, Sulley.

12
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Look around. My comedy
classes have really paid off.

13
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Only one laugh station left to fill.

14
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Yep, Monsters Inc.'s future
could not be brighter.

15
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By brighter, I meant
more bright than this.

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Like, not dark.

17
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Although some dark is actually okay.

18
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But this dark, it's...
it's very not bright.

19
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Good night

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- Synced and corrected by<font color="#00BFFF"> Firefly</font> -
- <font color="#00ffff">www.addic7ed.com</font> -

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So I said to Celia, "Listen, order
mine with the mildew on the side,

22
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- I'm watching my shape..."
- Mike! Sulley!

23
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She's back!

24
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- Yikes!
- Mike...

25
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Roz, so nice of you to gross
us with your presence.

26
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You've been oozing weight.

27
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The Monstropolis Energy Regulatory
Commission has determined

28
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you're not generating enough power.

29
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You work for M.E.R.C. now?

30
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There's a lot about me you don't know.

31
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Roz, laugh power's ten times
more powerful than scream.

32
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The commission isn't
convinced it's reliable.

33
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Therefore, we're transferring
all power needs to Fear Co.

34
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- Fear Co. still uses scare power.
- We won't go down without a fight.

35
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We can provide all the power
the city needs.

36
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There's gotta be a way we can prove it.

37
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Sure, Sulley. But it's not like we can

38
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generate a million gigglewatts in a day.

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- It's a deal!
- Deal? What deal? I made a deal?

40
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Generate a million
gigglewatts in one day,

41
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and laugh power is saved.

42
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But we only generate half that now.

43
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Just give us time to figure
out the laughgistics.

44
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- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow? Right, well...

45
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That gives us plenty of today time.

46
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All righty, MIFTers, as you all
have heard, Monsters Inc. has to...

47
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Whoa! Who put you in charge
of the dry erase board?

48
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You need deputy supervisor permission
to use that equipment.

49
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Can I use the dry erase board, Duncan?

50
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Yeah, go ahead. No big deal. Continue.

51
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Monsters Inc. has to increase
its gigglewatt output,

52
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or we're shut down.

53
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So, I thought us MIFTers could
get to working on some ideas.

54
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I got an idea. Go back to scream power.

55
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- If it ain't broke...
- Duncan!

56
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Bump my pay, I'll laugh all
the way to the bank, amigo.

57
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Uh, okay, let's think this through.

58
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Ten times the power means
ten times the canisters.

59
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So, maybe instead
of the little canisters,

60
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we make a bigger canister.

61
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But bigger than your drawing?

62
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'Cause the one in your drawing
looks so small and cute.

63
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Fewer canisters,
less load and reload time.

64
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A more efficient Laugh Floor.

65
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I like my "bring back scare power"
idea. Boom, scream, done.

66
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Cutter, make a prototype,
but bigger than the drawing.

67
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Big canister. Picking up what
you're putting down. On it.

68
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Well, uh, there's probably gonna be
more stuff to figure out.

69
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You think you'll have time between
regular work and comedy class?

70
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Oh, well, I, uh...
I wouldn't worry about that.

71
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- Huh?
- I am not going to comedy class anymore.

72
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- Uh, but, uh...
- I threw all my jokester stuff away.

73
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You know, the books,
the naked poultry, the...

74
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No, you didn't.

75
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Yeah, threw it all away in the trash.

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- All of it.
- I don't believe you.

77
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Yeah, Val, the, uh...
The jokester thing just...

78
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was, uh... never really gonna happen.

79
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But, uh, you know,
full-time MIFTer here.

80
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Guess you're stuck with me for good.

81
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Tylor Tuskmon,
report to the Simulation Room.

82
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The doctor said he couldn't
see him right now.

83
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Are the peels supposed to do
something or is that on me?

84
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Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.

85
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As you can see, Mr. Tuskmon,

86
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you are a tragically unfunny monster,

87
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which is what I said out loud,

88
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right to your face
the last time I saw you.

89
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But... then this happened.

90
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See that?

91
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Ms. Flint.

92
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Mini Monster Day was
kind of, uh, rough for me.

93
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No, no! That!

94
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My daughter. She's smiling.

95
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Because of you.

96
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It's the power of laughter,
and you have it.

97
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I do?

98
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Oh, I share your disbelief.
But I've crunched the numbers.

99
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Those horns combined
with an uncontrolled fall

100
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resulting in debris hanging
from said horns

101
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yield significant gigglewatts.

102
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The simple physics of physical comedy.

103
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What she means is,
"Kid, you're a natural".

104
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Well, he auditioned 15 times.

105
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Kid, you're persistent.

106
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And we got one station left
on that Laugh Floor.

107
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I need you to fill it.

108
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- You mean, I'm a jokester?
- In training.

109
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You help us hit a million gigglewatts,

110
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I'd say you got a pretty good chance.

111
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Internal transfer document,
child hazard release,

112
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life liability waiver, I-9 form,
anti-social security.

113
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Boy, you must be excited
to be getting out of MIFT.

114
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Well, it's not official.
Just, uh, in training.

115
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Talk about a bunch of weirdos!

116
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Well, they're actually not that weird.
They, uh, kind of grow on you.

117
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Wait a minute.

118
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You still wanna be
a jokester, don't you?

119
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- Oh, yeah! Well, yes. Of course.
- Good!

120
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Closet malfunction insurance,
laffateria discount,

121
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gross salary plus over-slime.

122
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"It's laughter we're after".

123
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You're the one that came
up with that, remember?

124
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Your first day here.

125
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You've done something even
James P. Sullivan himself hasn't done.

126
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Gone from scarer to jokester.

127
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Just, uh, in training.

128
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You're nervous. I understand.

129
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I just wish we could go back
to scare power, you know?

130
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I mean, that's what I'm good at.

131
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And you, you could be back on the
Scare Floor, be Top Scarer again.

132
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I never told you about
what happened with Boo.

133
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The fear in her eyes
when she was scared.

134
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I... I didn't like what I saw.

135
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What I saw in me.

136
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Laugh power is the heart
of the new Monsters Inc.

137
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And it's also the right thing to do.

138
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- Are those Krispy Screams?
- Yeah. Yeah.

139
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Should have a big canister
prototype soon.

140
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Very good, Cutter.

141
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Krispy Screams!

142
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Yeah. I'm trying to cut back, hon.

143
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So, uh, only three for me. Yeah.

144
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Give me seven.

145
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So, what happened?
You never came back yesterday.

146
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I mean, I was getting my hopes up.

147
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Um, well, uh, yesterday Mike said

148
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he's got one station left
on the Laugh Floor and...

149
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- Well...
- He made you a jokester?

150
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Uh, jokester in training.

151
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Congrats! It's what you wanted
since the day you got here.

152
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What? Oh, yeah, great. Yeah, totally.

153
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A jokester? But I thought
you weren't funny.

154
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It's just for today. It's not
like, you know, official.

155
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Come on! If you help 'em
hit a million gigglewatts,

156
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,230
there's no way
Mr. Wazowski's letting you go.

157
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,274
Yeah. I guess. Um...

158
00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,193
But, hey, you know what?
I'll still be around.

159
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So, it's not goodbye.

160
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Can I have your attention?

161
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Tylor Tuskmon, please
report to morning warm-up.

162
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Tylor... Tylor, get up here!

163
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Goodbye.

164
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And don't let the door hit you
in the horns on the way out.

165
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A million gigglewatts! Let's get
those funny bones warmed up.

166
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Keep going. Fit monsters
are funny monsters.

167
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Funny face, funny face, funny face.
Hallway light!

168
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Spin left, spin right.
Spin left, spin right.

169
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More donuts, more funny.

170
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Kid, that's funny. Perfect!

171
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Hey, Fritz, I cleared out Tylor's desk.
Where do you want all this?

172
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Who cares?

173
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,943
I gotta get back to working
on the canister, so I'll just, uh...

174
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,750
put this here before
you start blubbering.

175
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,800
Too late.

176
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On his first day here, I told Ty-Ty
I could be like a father to him.

177
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,052
- He's got a father.
- A grandfather.

178
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,220
- Okay.
- Great-grandfather.

179
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- Okay.
- Or the father that he never knew he had,

180
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and then shows up one day
with a lousy explanation

181
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- as to where he's been all your life.
- Uh-huh.

182
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I just want him back!

183
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:31,029
Uh, you realize, if it all works out,
he'll just be upstairs.

184
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Right.

185
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,579
Hey, that gives me an idea.

186
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,334
Heya, Winchester!

187
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,101
Welcome aboard! Hope your
first day isn't your last. Ha!

188
00:09:49,106 --> 00:09:51,086
Me too. Me too. Thanks!

189
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,297
- Yeah, I'll... see you out there.
- See ya!

190
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,491
- "It's laughter we're after!"
- You got it.

191
00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:58,302
I came up with... I came up with that.

192
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,304
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

193
00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,805
Big day, huh?

194
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,042
Tylor Tuskmon, new guy.
Uh, Phlegm, right?

195
00:10:05,047 --> 00:10:06,560
Uh, yeah.

196
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,000
But, um, I actually use this time

197
00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,315
to prepare mentally for my performance

198
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,192
and prefer no distractions.

199
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,902
Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, I get it.

200
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,111
Thank you!

201
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,946
Ouch! Ouch!

202
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,015
All right, monsters of
comedy, this is it.

203
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,268
One million gigglewatts
is our goal, or...

204
00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,234
See you on the Laugh Floor in one hour.

205
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,457
Ty-Ty, we need you down in MIFT.

206
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,292
- There's an emergency!
- What kind?

207
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,960
I can't tell you. It's a surprise.

208
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,172
A surprise emergency... with cake!

209
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,617
- Surprise, Double T.
- Thank you. You're welcome!

210
00:10:38,622 --> 00:10:40,369
A surprise emergency!

211
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:41,620
Whoo-hoo!

212
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,975
I know we don't have much time,

213
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,973
but we wanted to wish you good luck.

214
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,060
- Help yourself to some dead David cake.
- Not dead!

215
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,563
It's been in the freezer for a few
years, so it's got a little bite.

216
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,358
Aw! Thanks, guys. That's really kind.

217
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,735
I wish I had more time,
but I have to get upstairs.

218
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,613
Right! Now, everybody,
pick a letter in Tylor's name

219
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,449
and say something nice
and good luck-y about him.

220
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,700
Oh, I'll go first.

221
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,369
Uh... "T".

222
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,120
"T" is for "treason".

223
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,288
Something nice!

224
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,957
Tedious. Tiresome. Two-faced!

225
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,189
- Duncan!
- Yeah, yeah, all right. Uh...

226
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:17,845
Well, "T" is, uh, for "thank you".

227
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,391
Thank you for being a worthy,

228
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:26,503
stupid adversary.

229
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,186
"Y" is for "You proved me wrong, kid".

230
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:35,107
Figured you'd leave here in a box.
Consider me impressed.

231
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,985
"L" is for "love".

232
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,576
As in, we love you, Tylor.

233
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,495
And we sure would love
you to stay, but...

234
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,077
"O" is for "Oh, well".

235
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,871
"R" is for "remember".

236
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,712
Remember when I met you
in Origins of Fear class?

237
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,959
I thought to myself,

238
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:59,548
"One day that big doofus is gonna
be my best... bud".

239
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:08,212
Uh, wow, guys. Thanks. It means a lot.

240
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:10,851
The day I got here,

241
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,021
this was the last place
that I wanted to be.

242
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,632
I mean, the fluorescent lights
gave me headache.

243
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:19,515
It smelled like Roto's pee. But now...

244
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,246
Maybe this is where I belong.

245
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,380
- You're staying?
- You want to stay?

246
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,348
- You wanna stay?
- Are you sure?

247
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,833
'Cause I know you, and you really...

248
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,126
Don't question it, Val.

249
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,213
He wants to stay. He just
said he wants to stay.

250
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:40,881
Well, okay.

251
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,799
You did throw away all your joke stuff.

252
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,678
Welcome back to MIFT, Ty-Ty.
Val, help me with his box.

253
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,222
♪ I was so sad ♪

254
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,723
♪ The boy I never had ♪

255
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,308
♪ Up and ran away ♪

256
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,477
♪ But now, I'm filled with joy ♪

257
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,103
♪ My metaphoric boy ♪

258
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,271
♪ Has come back... ♪

259
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,612
Huh?

260
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,707
I knew it. He didn't throw
out his joke stuff.

261
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,549
"Dear Mister Tuskmon..."

262
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,677
Oh, boy. Thank you, Winchester.

263
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,471
Yeah! Yeah!

264
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,267
You all set, jokester-in-training?

265
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,686
Oh, it's just for today,
for Monsters Inc.

266
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:39,064
You know, for Sulley.
Then back to being a MIFTer.

267
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,316
- Right.
- Great! There you are, kid.

268
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,323
Come on, we're about to go live.

269
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,571
All right, this is it.

270
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,657
One million gigglewatts is our goal.
No pressure. Have fun.

271
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,284
But we're dead if we don't do it.

272
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,431
Uh, sorry. Celia, I don't have a door.

273
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,891
Is there someone who...

274
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,350
Oh, we're a little understaffed.

275
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,604
I was gonna help you, but Roz has
me up to my snakes in paperwork.

276
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,397
Maybe Fungus could help?

277
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,733
I'll do it. I know how
to run the door station.

278
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,985
Perfect. Here, this
should get you started.

279
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,403
Oh, thank you, Val.

280
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,571
Door time.

281
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,541
I'm really glad you're here.

282
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,539
Me too. Now, let's get those giggles.

283
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:44,688
Ready? In five, four, three, two, one!

284
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,027
Here goes.

285
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,253
Whoa!

286
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,220
Hey, good job.

287
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,347
Was it? I mean, she hardly even giggled.

288
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,750
- Well, it's a start.
- Ty-Ty!

289
00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:39,768
- Get back in there, muscles!
- You got more giggles to get.

290
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,767
Rah-rah, sis boom blah.

291
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,822
Here we go!

292
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,411
Whoa!

293
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,087
Get me another canister, Fungus.

294
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,464
I'm going in.

295
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,402
Two minutes remaining.

296
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,528
Almost there.

297
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,988
It's all up to you, Mikey.

298
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,449
- Okay! Load her up, Fungus.
- Yes, sir.

299
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,579
We're out of canisters!
No more canisters!

300
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,663
No! It's okay.

301
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,249
- Smitty found one more out back.
- Thanks!

302
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,672
Come on. Come on. Come on.

303
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,923
Faulty canister. Faulty canister! Run!

304
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,136
Where out back did you
find that canister?

305
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,222
Out back by the dumpster.

306
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,682
Faulty canister, sir.

307
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,099
Well, get another one!

308
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,726
There are no "another ones"!

309
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,686
Except for mamma's sweet baby.

310
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,522
What is that?

311
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,732
- Is that a...
- Tylor's idea.

312
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,943
Laugh power is ten times
more powerful than screams.

313
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,487
- So you need a bigger canister.
- Cutter likey.

314
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,405
Well, hook it up. Hook it up!

315
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,491
Forty-five seconds.

316
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,160
- You got this, Mikey.
- Good luck, Googly Bear.

317
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,008
Fifteen seconds.

318
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,488
Ten seconds.

319
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,526
- Five sec...
- Thank you, thank you. Well?

320
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,192
Laugh power is saved!

321
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,574
Nice going, Mike.

322
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,991
Monsters Inc. is saved.

323
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,669
Congratulations.

324
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:05,247
- Way to go, Mike.
- You're the comedy king, Mr. Wazowski.

325
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,208
Say, Roz. Why don't you get Roze
over here to celebrate?

326
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,586
It's strange, I haven't
picked up her scent today.

327
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,045
Called in sick.

328
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,423
She's not sick. You're her. She's you.

329
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,134
You change sweaters and hair color.

330
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,677
Two monsters can't have
the same bad breath.

331
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,762
- Reveal your true identity!
- Ha-ha!

332
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,930
Up top!

333
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,265
Come on!

334
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,884
You know what? I think we made
a pretty good team today.

335
00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:26,935
Yeah, we did.

336
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,605
Oh, Ty-Ty, I am so proud of you.

337
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,065
That big canister saved the day.

338
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,859
Yeah.

339
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,821
Not bad, College Boy. Could
have been worse, but it wasn't.

340
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,072
You bet it wasn't.

341
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,909
In fact, if it wasn't for your laughs
and that big canister,

342
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,118
we'd be out of business.

343
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,721
- Welcome to the Laugh Floor.
- Wait, you mean...

344
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,373
Kid, you're officially a jokester!

345
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,667
We'll see you back here
first thing in the morning.

346
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,002
Nice job, Tylor.

347
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,253
No, no, no, no.

348
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,470
This was just for today.
I'm, uh... I'm going.

349
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,987
We got your new desk all ready for you.

350
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,252
Welcome...

351
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,295
... to Monsters, Incorporated.

352
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,136
Remember, "It's laughter we're after".

353
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,096
Morning, Tylor.

354
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,681
- Morning.
- Morning, Tylor.

355
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,266
- Welcome!
- Nice to see you.

356
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,956
Good morning. Morning, everybody.

357
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,019
Hey, morning, Sulley.

358
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,855
Good morning, Tylor.

359
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,902
Great job, Mikey. You filled your
quota on the first kid of the day.

360
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,987
Not bad, huh?

361
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,030
Only somebody with
perfect comedic timing

362
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,366
could produce this much
energy in one shot.

363
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,035
Uh-huh, and laughter being
ten times more powerful

364
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,204
than scream had nothing to do with it.

365
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,753
Oh, Googly Bear! Come here, you.

366
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,667
Schmoopsie-poo!

367
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,016
I'm on the cover of a magazine!

368
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,697
I don't know how I can be so sadly happy

369
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,402
and happily sad at the same time!

370
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,034
I am emotionally conflicted.

371
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,456
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?

372
00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:47,476
Oh, we just wanted to wish you
good luck on your first day.

373
00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:48,794
Official jokester.

374
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,747
- We're proud of you.
- Eh, they made me come.

375
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,122
Well, thanks.

376
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,209
I'm just waiting here for
my official laugh assistant.

377
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,089
Uh, wait.

378
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,592
- You're my assistant?
- Yep.

379
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,219
Yesterday was a blast!

380
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,454
So, I talked to Celia
and got a transfer.

381
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:11,391
Besides, we gotta bring some of that
MIFTer spirit to the Laugh Floor.

382
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,312
So, uh, work buds.

383
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,438
Work buds.

384
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,574
Go make 'em laugh, Tylor.

385
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,861
It's over?

386
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,071
Sad sigh.

387
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,749
Anybody know if there's a season two?

388
00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:53,753
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