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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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All right, let me start
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by saying that I owe you an apology.
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I want you to know that
I'm trying to change.
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What do you want from me?
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One more chance.
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Thanks again for giving me another shot.
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Well, I'm trying to get
better at forgiving people.
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Well, I'm glad to hear you say that,
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'cause I'm the one who
egged your store last night.
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Hmm, forgiving people sucks.
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Should we say grace?
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Heck yeah!
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Oh, cool, let's say grace.
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GEORGE JR.: Well?
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It's very...
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colorful.
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Check out the best part.
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Want to try it out?
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ADULT SHELDON: As
long as I can remember,
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unlocking the mechanisms that
govern the physical universe
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was my greatest passion.
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- Whatcha workin' on?
- Dungeons & Dragons.
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ADULT SHELDON: Hey, even Hawking took
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a roll through the park once in a while.
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I'm working on a new campaign
to play with Tam and Billy.
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You know how I feel about that game.
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I'm aware, which is why
the most wicked thing
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in it is my sense of humor.
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[doorbell rings]
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[sighs] I still don't like it.
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But you are playing with other
kids, so I'll take it as a win.
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ADULT SHELDON: Not just
playing with other kids,
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controlling every aspect
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of their destiny as their
Dungeon Master overlord.
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I didn't believe in God but
I sure loved acting like one.
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Hey, Mary.
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Wayne, come on in. Thank you.
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George just ran to pick up some beers.
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It's funny when he runs, ain't it?
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Oh, hey, Darlene wanted
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to know if you were gonna
packanything nice to wear.
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For what?
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The coaches conference.
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I wasn't going to that.
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Darlene's going?
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A free weekend in San Antonio?
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[chuckles] Hotel on the river?
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Of course she's going.
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Oh.
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Did George not invite you?
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No, he didn't.
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Honestly, what is wrong with that man?
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Game time!
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What?
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Mom's just mad I'm
playing Dungeons & Dragons.
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Oh, good.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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GEORGE SR.: I didn't know
he was bringing his wife.
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And of course it didn't
even occur to you to ask me?
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Well, no, but isn't that better
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than thinking about it
and then not doing it?
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They both make you a jerk.
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Since when are you interested
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in a coaches conference?
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I am interested in a weekend
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at a nice hotel by a river.
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Hotel is pretty nice.
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What's up?
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Watching the game with your dad.
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Where is he?
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Getting yelled at by your mom.
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Cool.
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Any chance you might want to
watch the kids this weekend?
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- Sure, no problem.
- Good.
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I thought you and Dalemight have plans.
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We might hang out, but...
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it's fine.
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Something going on?
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Mm-mm.
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Sounds like something.
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Well...
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he's trying to be a
better person, and...
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it's weird.
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Weird how?
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Just doesn't seem natural.
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I don't follow.
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Like when you see a
dancing bear at the circus,
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and you know it just wants
to rip some clown's head off.
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That's graphic.
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Where are y'all going?
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George has a coaches
conferencein San Antonio.
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Oh, and you weaseled
your way in? Good for you.
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I didn't weasel.
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So it was his idea?
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Not exactly.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weasel.
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[laughs]
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Congratulations.
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[rock music playing faintly]
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Getting ready for your trip?
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Yep.
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Dale told me you're taking his camper.
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Yeah. We're gonna head down
with Wayne and his wife.
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Cool.
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Just out of curiosity,
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when exactly are you and Mom leaving,
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and when exactly are y'all coming back?
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You're not bringing
your girlfriend here.
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Excuse me for taking an
interest in your life.
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Besides, your grandma'll
be here the whole time.
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Never mind.
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Wait.
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So her house'll be empty?
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Look, I used to be your age,
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but can you try thinking
with your brain for once?
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If you used to be my age,
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I think you know the answer to that.
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MARY: All right, baby,
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we're leaving here in a few minutes,
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but we'll be back on Sunday
and your meemaw'll be here.
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Sheldon?
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What?
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We're leaving.
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Where are you going?
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To San Antonio.
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When are you leaving?
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In a few minutes.
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When will you get back?
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- Sunday.
- But who's going to watch us?
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Meemaw.
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Okay. Bye.
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Can you at least give me a hug?
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I can.
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Hey. Just finishing up.
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[closes cash register]
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See you again soon.
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How you doing?
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All right, I guess.
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Uh, Dale here?
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He went to go hang out with
my meemaw, who, by the way,
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is at my house all
weekend, so that's a no-go.
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Okay.
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What do you want to do later?
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Movies? Putt-putt?
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I was thinking maybe
we could go get a test.
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What kind of test?
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The... pregnancy kind.
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- [electronic tones sound]
- We're closed.
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But the sign says...
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- We're closed!
- [electronic tones sound]
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This can't be happening.
How sure are you?
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I'm not sure. That's why
I want to get the test.
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Well, you don't look pregnant.
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That's not how it works, Georgie.
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I know. I'm just freaking out right now.
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- Let's just go to the drugstore.
- Right.
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I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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Please don't say that.
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So you've stayed at this hotel before?
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Oh, yeah. It's nice.
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They got an indoor pool and
a killer breakfast buffet.
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There's even a real nice
gym we'll walk right past
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on the way to the breakfast buffet.
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Why didn't you tell me there was a pool?
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I would've brought my bathing suit.
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Hotels have pools... didn't
think I needed to mention it.
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Well, it would have
been nice if you did.
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They also have beds in the rooms.
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Did you remember your pajamas?
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Okay, you don't have to act
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- like that.
- Well, you don't need to blame me
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'cause you forgot your bathing suit.
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Well, I guess we're
not going in the pool.
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Maybe you're not.
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I packed my suit.
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Are you gonna behave
like this all weekend?
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What? Responsible and fun-loving?
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Probably.
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You are such a...
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monkey butt.
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[laughs]: Come on.
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There's got to be more
insulting name you can call me.
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I am sure there is, but
they're about to get in
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and they do not need to hear us arguing.
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Whoo-wee! Ha-ha! Hey, Mary.
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- Darlene, good to see you.
- Oh, hey.
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George, how's it going?
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Good, good. We were
definitely not arguing
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ten seconds ago.
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I figured we'd order pizza.
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Okay.
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What do you want on it?
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Everything except onions,
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green peppers, mushrooms,
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- spinach...
- No vegetables. Got it.
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How about a little salad, too?
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If you like wasting money.
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Spoken like a true Texan.
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So what's Sheldon like?
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A pain in the ass.
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No, he means, what does
Sheldon like on his pizza?
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Oh.
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Sheldon! What do you
want on your pizza!?
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Still glad you came?
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Actually, I am.
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I don't want any pizza.
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See? Pain in the ass.
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Well, we can get something else.
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I don't want anything. I'm not hungry.
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Well, what's the matter?
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My friends were supposed to play
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Dungeons & Dragons with me,
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but they cancelled.
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Aw. Sorry.
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We can play it with you.
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Really?
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Dale, that's nice, but...
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I don't think you'll like it.
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Afraid I might beat you?
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Actually, there's no one
winner. It's a cooperative game
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where you use your imagination
to explore a fantasy world
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with the help of the Dungeon
Master's preplanned scenarios
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and the rolling of polyhedral dice.
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Still sound fun?
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Yeah.
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Sorta.
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I got it.
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- Anybody see you?
- No. And I didn't
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recognize the guy behind the counter,
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but I used an Italian
accent just in case.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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[Italian accent]: Oh, I'm-a no joking.
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Oh, God.
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- Here. Do it.
- I can't do it here.
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I have to pee on it.
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Okay, fine.
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Although we've done
crazier stuff in this truck.
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[starts engine]
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Oh, by the way, I made
reservations tonight
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at that, uh, steakhouse
on the Riverwalk.
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- Ooh, fancy.
- Well, yeah.
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Nothing says fancy like
a two-pound slab of meat.
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Oh, shoot.
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I didn't pack my dress shoes.
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See, George? It might be helpful
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if you mentioned some of
these things ahead of time.
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- Here we go.
- Wayne's always doing stuff like this.
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I'm glad to know it's not just us.
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That's why I packed
his shoes last night.
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You did? Baby, you're the best.
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Well, how can I be
the best when you are?
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It is just us.
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So, how does this work?
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You start by creating your character.
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I want to be a Ninja
Turtle Princess of Power.
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Put me down for that, too.
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You have to choose from one
of the character classes.
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There's thief, druid, paladin, wizard...
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- Ooh, wizard. I want that.
- All right.
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Then I'll use my magic to turn me
266
00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:44,164
into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.
267
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,284
No.
268
00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:47,461
W-Wh... Wait a minute. What's a paladin?
269
00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:50,605
A paladin is a holy knight who
crusades in the name of good.
270
00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:52,042
Oh, I like that.
271
00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:53,393
I want to be that.
272
00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:55,662
- Really?
- Yeah, I've been meaning
273
00:09:55,665 --> 00:09:57,972
to do more crusading
in the name of good.
274
00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,495
Okay.
275
00:10:00,498 --> 00:10:02,759
You say you got thief on that list?
276
00:10:02,762 --> 00:10:04,050
I'll be a thief.
277
00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,019
That sounds like fun.
278
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,328
Okay, I think I got it.
279
00:10:09,331 --> 00:10:11,230
It takes ten minutes for the results.
280
00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,537
You want me to go in with you?
281
00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,800
To watch me pee on a stick?
282
00:10:13,803 --> 00:10:15,020
I'm being supportive right now.
283
00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:16,292
You could try the same.
284
00:10:16,295 --> 00:10:18,079
[sighs]
285
00:10:20,398 --> 00:10:21,617
[clock ticking]
286
00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:25,042
[heart beating]
287
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,656
I'm pregnant. You
sure I'm not too heavy?
288
00:10:32,658 --> 00:10:34,051
No, I got it.
289
00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,501
I guess it's time to do what people do
290
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,634
on their wedding night.
291
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,682
Georgie, we're gonna be parents.
292
00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:41,858
We don't do that anymore.
293
00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:43,493
Oh, right.
294
00:10:43,495 --> 00:10:46,423
Besides, my water just
broke all over your bed.
295
00:10:46,426 --> 00:10:47,773
Dadgum it.
296
00:10:47,776 --> 00:10:49,267
[door opens]
297
00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:51,575
Stop having fun, and help
me take care of these babies.
298
00:10:51,578 --> 00:10:54,100
But I just got home from my day job.
299
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,087
And I only have ten
minutes till my night job.
300
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,659
That's ten minutes you could be helping.
301
00:10:57,661 --> 00:10:59,922
Now go change whichever this one is.
302
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:02,120
[babies continue bawling]
303
00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:03,142
Georgie,
304
00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:06,124
there's a band called
Guns N' Roses on the phone.
305
00:11:06,127 --> 00:11:07,673
Really?
306
00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:09,997
Yeah. The guitarist hurt his hand,
307
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,741
and they want you to fill in.
308
00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:16,775
Tell them I can't. I'm a dad now.
309
00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,257
Okay.
310
00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:23,326
[sighs] This is a long ten minutes.
311
00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:32,503
Ooh, this camper is so cool.
312
00:11:32,506 --> 00:11:34,729
We borrowed it from my mom's boyfriend.
313
00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:37,080
Yeah, you might not want
to poke around too much.
314
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,839
You find my mother-in-law's bra,
I'm driving into a brick wall.
315
00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:40,933
[chuckles]
316
00:11:40,936 --> 00:11:42,263
Maybe we get one of these.
317
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,371
Spend our summers
318
00:11:43,374 --> 00:11:44,972
driving around, just the two of us.
319
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:47,690
That sounds amazing.
Where would we go first?
320
00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:48,731
Does it even matter?
321
00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,706
We don't even have to
take it out the driveway.
322
00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,753
[chuckles] You got that right.
323
00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:55,148
- Can you guys not do that?
- Do what?
324
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:58,154
Be so happy. You're
married. Act like it.
325
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,717
How do you put up with him?
326
00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:04,222
That's a good question.
What's your secret?
327
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,616
BOTH [laughing]: Communication.
328
00:12:06,619 --> 00:12:08,089
Oh, God.
329
00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:15,556
- Well?
- I'm not.
330
00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,299
- Really?
- We're good.
331
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:20,216
Oh, thank God.
332
00:12:23,532 --> 00:12:26,306
- What a relief.
- I know.
333
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,128
We better stop hugging,
334
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:30,506
or you're gonna need
another stick to pee on.
335
00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:33,798
You enter a dark and musty crypt.
336
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:36,316
Torches along the walls fill the room
337
00:12:36,319 --> 00:12:37,894
with a flickering light.
338
00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:41,440
In the center of the room is
a mysterious glowing chest.
339
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:42,784
What do you do?
340
00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:44,003
I open the chest.
341
00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:45,934
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
342
00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:47,979
It's a chest in the middle of a crypt.
343
00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:49,804
That's a little
suspicious, don't you think?
344
00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:52,375
I don't know. I'm not
even sure what a crypt is.
345
00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:53,526
Aah!
346
00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,190
It could be booby-trapped.
347
00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:58,020
SHELDON: Thieves have the
ability to check for traps.
348
00:12:58,023 --> 00:12:59,925
Good for me, I can do that.
349
00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:04,082
Hold it. This chest
does not belong to us.
350
00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:05,878
So?
351
00:13:05,881 --> 00:13:07,503
I'm a paladin.
352
00:13:07,506 --> 00:13:10,933
It's not a very... paladin-y thing to do.
353
00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:12,544
You didn't want to steal the key,
354
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:14,136
You didn't want to fight the goblins.
355
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:15,972
You wouldn't even kill the spider.
356
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:18,261
You put it in a cup and took it outside.
357
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,487
Well, that wasn't in the game.
358
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,683
I know.
359
00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:23,493
It was in real life, which is worse.
360
00:13:23,496 --> 00:13:26,823
Could me and your meemaw
have a little privacy, please?
361
00:13:26,826 --> 00:13:29,066
- We can leave, but we're still gonna listen.
- [Sheldon rolls dice]
362
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,815
Also, you find no traps.
363
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,698
What is your problem?
364
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:36,570
You act like Mr. Goody Two-shoes,
365
00:13:36,573 --> 00:13:38,628
and you expect meto believe that's real?
366
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,859
- Yeah.
- Well, I don't.
367
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,253
Sheldon said there were no traps.
368
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,659
[scoffs]
369
00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:47,228
Now, I know it's hokey,
but at least once a day,
370
00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:50,972
Darlene and I say one thing that
we appreciate about each other.
371
00:13:50,975 --> 00:13:52,972
Isn't that sweet?
372
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:54,503
It was Wayne's idea.
373
00:13:54,506 --> 00:13:56,761
I appreciate you saying that.
374
00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:58,139
And I'm gonna vomit.
375
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,576
It's fine.
376
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:03,404
We-we know we appreciate each other.
377
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,145
Mary, is it fine?
378
00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,558
I guess it wouldn't hurt
379
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:10,411
to hear it once in a while.
380
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,456
George?
381
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,753
What? Now?
382
00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,147
You got something better to do?
383
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,487
Come on, George.
384
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,881
This is ridiculous.
385
00:14:18,884 --> 00:14:20,479
Just do it, you baby.
386
00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:27,097
Fine. Mary, I appreciate you.
387
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,921
That's the best you can do?
388
00:14:28,924 --> 00:14:32,784
Baby, you have any single
friends for this poor woman?
389
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,104
Mary, I appreciate how much
you take care of the house
390
00:14:39,107 --> 00:14:42,238
and... all of us.
391
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,417
I know it's not easy.
392
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:49,261
Thank you. That means a lot.
393
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,433
I love it. Mary, you're up.
394
00:14:52,436 --> 00:14:54,378
[chuckles]
395
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,300
Well, George...
396
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:02,019
I appreciate how hard you work.
397
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:05,253
I know you make a lot
of sacrifices for us,
398
00:15:05,256 --> 00:15:08,041
and you don't get
enough credit for that.
399
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,222
Thank you.
400
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,276
Now, let's hear how
much you appreciate me
401
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,062
for fixing your marriage.
402
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,023
- Shut up, Wayne.
- [chuckling]
403
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:29,097
I wonder who came up
with blue raspberry.
404
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,495
Raspberries ain't blue.
405
00:15:30,498 --> 00:15:33,064
- It should be blueberry.
- You'd think.
406
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:36,620
But blueberries ain't blue
either, they're purple.
407
00:15:36,623 --> 00:15:39,940
The whole blue food situation
in this country needs some work.
408
00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,823
[laughs]
409
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:43,173
So, what do you want to do?
410
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,487
Probably something with our clothes on.
411
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,331
No kidding. That was scary.
412
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:48,745
- Terrifying.
- I was afraid
413
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,472
I was gonna have to marry you.
414
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:51,691
Afraid?
415
00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:53,564
Shaking in my boots.
416
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,519
And what, exactly, would be so terrible
417
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,342
about marrying me?
418
00:15:57,345 --> 00:16:00,026
I didn't say terrible.
419
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:02,128
You can be afraid of
things that are great.
420
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,827
Like what?
421
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,026
Uh...
422
00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:08,291
Oh, roller coasters.
423
00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:09,979
You're an idiot.
424
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:12,156
Roller coasters is a good answer.
425
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:14,901
I didn't say sharks, which
is what I thought of first.
426
00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:16,338
You're making it worse.
427
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,167
How is I worse? I didn't say it.
428
00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:21,846
Roller coasters is a good answer.
429
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,893
What happened to you?
You used to be fun.
430
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,519
Come on, I'm playing this stupid game
431
00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:28,479
- with your grandkids.
- That's rude.
432
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,925
Cut the crap. We both
know this isn't you.
433
00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,449
Oh, I can't win with you.
434
00:16:32,452 --> 00:16:34,206
- What does that mean?
- Forget it.
435
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,276
No, I'm not gonna forget it. Talk to me.
436
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,659
- I don't want to.
- Missy, help me out here.
437
00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:40,401
Communication is important.
438
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:42,706
- I learned that on the Fresh Princeshow.
- Oh...
439
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:48,611
I asked you to marry me
and you turned me down flat.
440
00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:50,269
Are you still mad about that?
441
00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:52,351
Oh, hell yeah I'm still mad about that.
442
00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:53,500
He proposed?
443
00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:55,445
He just said he did. Pay attention.
444
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:58,100
And you didn't even take it seriously.
445
00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:00,842
I didn't take it seriously
because you were drunk.
446
00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,406
That's when I'm the most honest.
447
00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,280
You can ask anybody at the bar.
448
00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:06,523
Okay, fine. That still
doesn't change the fact
449
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,732
that I'm not interested
450
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,508
- in getting married again.
- Why not?
451
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,809
I don't have to explain myself to you.
452
00:17:11,811 --> 00:17:14,339
- I'd like to know.
- And I'd like to play D&D.
453
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,383
We've been through this.
454
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:18,555
I like my life just the way it is,
455
00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:22,150
and if you can't work
with that, then, well...
456
00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,979
Well what?
457
00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:26,417
Tough knuckles.
458
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,898
Whoa.
459
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:29,740
Huh.
460
00:17:29,742 --> 00:17:31,307
Well, that's good, then.
461
00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:32,787
I don't have to pretend to be
462
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:35,311
mister water-drinking nice guy anymore.
463
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:37,703
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
464
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:41,012
Yeah, well.
465
00:17:41,014 --> 00:17:43,198
Will you all excuse me?
466
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:45,843
Where you going?
467
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:49,325
I'm gonna get myself a beer. [chuckles]
468
00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:52,467
So you're standing in a crypt
looking at a locked chest.
469
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:53,711
What do you do?
470
00:17:53,714 --> 00:17:55,411
DALE [calling out]:
Pull a beer out of it.
471
00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:01,702
Get out of my way.
472
00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:05,053
I'm a thief, and I'm opening this chest.
473
00:18:05,055 --> 00:18:08,027
Have at it. I'm a
paladin with a buzz on.
474
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,018
Success.
475
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,889
The chest opens, revealing a scroll
476
00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:17,109
with ancient writing
in a strange language
477
00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:19,285
you don't recognize. What do you do?
478
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:21,243
I say this is boring...
479
00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:24,161
and turn myself into a Ninja
Turtle Princess of Power.
480
00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:28,289
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... ♪
481
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,600
This game just got good.
482
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,167
- High five.
- Yeah.
483
00:18:32,169 --> 00:18:34,331
♪ Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power. ♪
484
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:42,441
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