1 00:00:00,943 --> 00:00:02,628 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,897 --> 00:00:04,514 Someone's escaped from Hell. 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,711 Who escaped Hell? 4 00:00:05,735 --> 00:00:06,451 LUCIFER: Mom. 5 00:00:06,452 --> 00:00:07,612 If she's not coming to kill me, 6 00:00:07,636 --> 00:00:09,903 then I don't know what she's doing. 7 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:11,021 Aren't you glad to see me? 8 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,723 I apologize for my human form. 9 00:00:12,775 --> 00:00:13,807 Chloe, I'm sorry. 10 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:15,726 You don't get to be sorry. 11 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:16,894 DAN: I've been demoted. 12 00:00:16,946 --> 00:00:18,395 I'm reassigned to assist on cases. 13 00:00:18,431 --> 00:00:20,375 MAZE: I need to figure out where I fit in in this world. 14 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:21,565 I need some space. 15 00:00:21,617 --> 00:00:23,567 AMENADIEL: Things have been very trying for me. 16 00:00:23,619 --> 00:00:24,930 (yelling) MAZE: Lucifer made a deal with 17 00:00:24,954 --> 00:00:26,236 your ex to take you back to Hell. 18 00:00:26,288 --> 00:00:27,871 And he doesn't break deals. 19 00:00:27,907 --> 00:00:29,573 I want what your father took from me. 20 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:30,824 All right, you can stay, 21 00:00:30,876 --> 00:00:32,958 just until I figure out what I need to do. 22 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:34,615 (♪ "Wicked One" by Labrys, playing ♪ ) 23 00:00:34,639 --> 00:00:38,298 ♪ I-I... can get used to this... ♪ 24 00:00:38,334 --> 00:00:41,585 MAN: I want to say I'm sorry... 25 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,837 for all my sins. 26 00:00:43,889 --> 00:00:47,724 For anything I have ever done that hurt people. 27 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,345 I was stupid. 28 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:54,348 And I am sorry. 29 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:57,484 I am so sorry. 30 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:02,489 (crying softly) 31 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:05,275 All I want now is forgiveness. 32 00:01:07,163 --> 00:01:10,664 I just want to take it all back. 33 00:01:10,699 --> 00:01:11,798 Please. 34 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:12,834 (lighter clicks) 35 00:01:12,868 --> 00:01:14,585 No! Just let me take it back! 36 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,704 No, no, no, no! No...! 37 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:19,039 (woman squealing) 38 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:20,040 (chuckling) 39 00:01:20,092 --> 00:01:22,676 (moaning) 40 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:27,598 There's no need for squeals. 41 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,933 We'll stop this torture any time you like. 42 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:31,969 Just say the word. 43 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:33,937 Don't you dare stop. 44 00:01:33,973 --> 00:01:36,056 (chuckles) 45 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:39,226 MOM: What happens if he stops? 46 00:01:39,278 --> 00:01:40,978 Well, Lucifer, don't be shy. 47 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:42,446 Introduce me to your friend. 48 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:44,398 Lucifer, you brought a surprise. 49 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:46,650 I most certainly did not bring any surprises. 50 00:01:46,702 --> 00:01:47,951 Oh, she's beautiful. 51 00:01:47,987 --> 00:01:49,036 LUCIFER: That's my mum 52 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:50,370 you're talking about. 53 00:01:53,576 --> 00:01:55,993 This just got too weird. 54 00:01:58,831 --> 00:02:00,247 (elevator bell dings) 55 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:04,592 Listen, Mum, I know I chose 56 00:02:04,593 --> 00:02:06,420 not to return you to Hell, yet... 57 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:07,335 Which I appreciate. 58 00:02:07,359 --> 00:02:08,056 But that doesn't mean 59 00:02:08,057 --> 00:02:11,058 you can just waltz in here and accost my guests. 60 00:02:11,093 --> 00:02:12,142 I apologize. 61 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:14,761 It's just that all these human rules 62 00:02:14,763 --> 00:02:17,648 and customs are so confusing. 63 00:02:17,683 --> 00:02:20,517 Remember, I'm still getting used to this earthly skin sack. 64 00:02:20,569 --> 00:02:22,319 Yes, yes, you used to be a goddess. 65 00:02:22,354 --> 00:02:24,238 I know, but things are different now. 66 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:25,606 And I will figure it out. 67 00:02:25,658 --> 00:02:27,824 Now that we're together again, 68 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,443 I just want to be part of your lives. 69 00:02:29,495 --> 00:02:31,161 Not this part! 70 00:02:31,864 --> 00:02:33,780 Out of bounds. 71 00:02:36,368 --> 00:02:38,252 Wait. What do you mean by "lives"? 72 00:02:39,455 --> 00:02:40,954 I want to see Amenadiel. 73 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:43,340 (laughs): What? 74 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:45,259 It's time. 75 00:02:45,294 --> 00:02:47,844 I am not going to live 76 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,846 in fear of my own son. 77 00:02:49,882 --> 00:02:51,598 We may have had our differences... 78 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:53,517 He literally carried you to Hell. 79 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:54,851 But I created him. 80 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:56,937 Certainly that has to count for something. 81 00:02:56,972 --> 00:02:58,538 It doesn't. Bummer, right? 82 00:02:58,574 --> 00:02:59,784 One look at you, and he'll take you 83 00:02:59,808 --> 00:03:01,058 right back where you came from. 84 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:04,111 I'm surprised he hasn't come sniffing around already. 85 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:06,730 Well, what am I supposed to do, just sit here and hide? 86 00:03:06,782 --> 00:03:08,815 See a movie, go to a museum. 87 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:11,618 Catch up on what's happened over the past few thousand years. 88 00:03:11,654 --> 00:03:12,873 You'd be surprised. 89 00:03:12,874 --> 00:03:14,101 Yes. I suppose a lot has changed. 90 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:15,435 I mean, who would've predicted you would've 91 00:03:15,459 --> 00:03:17,326 taken on this human job? 92 00:03:18,002 --> 00:03:20,319 I'm a punisher, Mother. It's what I've always done. 93 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,487 The only thing that changed was the locale. 94 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:24,680 (scoffs) 95 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:29,704 (♪ "If You Wanna Leave" by Thorbjørn Risager & The Black Tornado, playing ♪ ) 96 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:32,605 I know what you're thinking, 97 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,408 but I was assisting on a stakeout that went long, 98 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:36,576 and I'm really sorry, but I promise you, 99 00:03:36,628 --> 00:03:38,378 I will make it up to you, okay? 100 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:40,964 How? 101 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:46,052 Double fudge, your favorite. 102 00:03:47,756 --> 00:03:49,889 You're lucky I like you. 103 00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:54,010 (sighs) 104 00:03:54,062 --> 00:03:55,311 Hey. 105 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:56,813 Hey. 106 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,932 Thank you for letting me do the pickup here at work. 107 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,518 I've just been running around a lot since the demotion. 108 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,019 You know, helping out 109 00:04:03,071 --> 00:04:04,187 on everyone else's cases. 110 00:04:04,239 --> 00:04:05,989 Yeah. It's fine, it's fine. 111 00:04:06,024 --> 00:04:08,408 Are we still going on our family camping trip? 112 00:04:08,443 --> 00:04:09,743 Oh, uh... 113 00:04:09,778 --> 00:04:13,530 We're still ler... working out the logistics of that. 114 00:04:13,582 --> 00:04:15,665 Of the trip. 115 00:04:17,419 --> 00:04:18,701 (clears throat) 116 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:20,787 Look, I know that you're still mad at me. 117 00:04:20,789 --> 00:04:22,756 I deserve it. 118 00:04:22,791 --> 00:04:25,925 But this stuff between us is starting to affect Trixie. 119 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,378 So I think that we need to talk later. 120 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:30,213 (phone ringing) 121 00:04:30,265 --> 00:04:32,265 Yeah, yeah. We should. 122 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:33,383 You're right. 123 00:04:33,435 --> 00:04:34,634 Uh, Decker. 124 00:04:34,686 --> 00:04:37,437 Okay, yeah. Two seconds. 125 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,642 MAN: I was stupid. 126 00:04:42,644 --> 00:04:44,477 And I'm sorry. 127 00:04:44,529 --> 00:04:46,529 (indistinct police radio chatter) 128 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:48,731 Victim's name was Nicholas Sands, 35. 129 00:04:48,784 --> 00:04:51,818 Worked as an exec at the Internet startup called Wobble. 130 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:53,670 Wobble? 131 00:04:53,705 --> 00:04:55,872 Please tell me that's a pornography site. 132 00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:58,708 Oh, no, no. Wobble's like a next gen Facebook, you know? 133 00:04:58,743 --> 00:05:00,994 People post updates, photos, links. 134 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,857 Mine's mostly slo-mo videos of me doing cannonballs 135 00:05:02,881 --> 00:05:03,891 onto inflatable pool toys. 136 00:05:03,915 --> 00:05:06,299 You should check it out. 137 00:05:06,334 --> 00:05:08,551 I'll pass, but thank you. 138 00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:10,553 Nick's confession was posted to his Wobble account 139 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:12,005 six hours ago, right around the time of death. 140 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:15,842 Which means whoever did this wanted us to find that video. 141 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:18,561 So we could see how weepy this chap was before he died. 142 00:05:18,597 --> 00:05:20,547 Now, that is cruel. 143 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:22,849 Ella, do we know how the fire started? 144 00:05:22,901 --> 00:05:24,651 Any chemicals we can trace? 145 00:05:24,686 --> 00:05:27,187 So far, all we've got is paraffin oil. 146 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:30,073 Which is highly flammable, but also, like, everywhere. 147 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:33,076 Even in crayons, so color at your own risk. 148 00:05:33,111 --> 00:05:35,195 Doesn't help us narrow the suspects. 149 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,496 Yeah, but this might. 150 00:05:36,531 --> 00:05:38,114 Okay, so based on the burn pattern, 151 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,283 which is pretty gnarly in this case, 152 00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:42,785 it looks like the highest concentration of accelerant 153 00:05:42,838 --> 00:05:44,370 was placed, well... 154 00:05:44,372 --> 00:05:45,839 here. 155 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:51,277 LUCIFER: Goodness gracious, 156 00:05:51,313 --> 00:05:52,478 great balls of fire. 157 00:05:52,514 --> 00:05:53,027 Lucifer. 158 00:05:53,028 --> 00:05:53,928 I mean, I've heard of hot pants, 159 00:05:53,932 --> 00:05:55,265 but this really brings new meaning 160 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,596 to the term "fire crotch," doesn't it? 161 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:57,215 Lucifer. 162 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:58,384 Wait. I have more. 163 00:05:58,386 --> 00:05:59,352 Smokey Bobinson. 164 00:05:59,387 --> 00:06:00,720 Weekend at Burnie's. 165 00:06:00,772 --> 00:06:01,772 His burning bush? 166 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:03,940 Oh. Very good. (chuckles) 167 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:05,942 That was actually me, by the way, 168 00:06:05,977 --> 00:06:06,762 so don't tell anyone. 169 00:06:06,786 --> 00:06:07,561 CHLOE: Hey, guys? 170 00:06:07,562 --> 00:06:08,895 Dead body. 171 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:10,730 Can you please take this seriously? 172 00:06:10,732 --> 00:06:13,366 I assure you, Detective, I'm taking this very seriously. 173 00:06:13,401 --> 00:06:14,701 Look at this. 174 00:06:14,736 --> 00:06:17,203 Our killer was clearly punishing his victim. 175 00:06:18,707 --> 00:06:19,873 And? 176 00:06:19,908 --> 00:06:21,791 And punishing is my job. 177 00:06:21,826 --> 00:06:23,243 So if there's someone out there 178 00:06:23,245 --> 00:06:25,378 stealing my jam, I need to find out who. 179 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,577 It's game bloody on. 180 00:06:28,578 --> 00:06:32,078 ♪ Lucifer 2x03 ♪ Sin-Eater Original Air Date on October 10, 2016 181 00:06:32,079 --> 00:06:33,479 ♪ Oh! ♪ 182 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:40,280 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 183 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:43,396 CHLOE: Do not touch the charred crotch. 184 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:47,150 Is a sentence I never thought I'd say out loud. 185 00:06:47,185 --> 00:06:49,319 It's vicious work. 186 00:06:49,354 --> 00:06:51,070 I mean, I reserve this kind of treatment 187 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,273 for the truly terrible in Hell. 188 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:55,074 Pedophiles, Nazis. 189 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,993 People who put their seats back on a plane. 190 00:06:57,028 --> 00:07:00,830 Uh-huh. Seeing as the nature of the crime is so specific, 191 00:07:00,866 --> 00:07:03,333 we need to figure out who had a personal grudge 192 00:07:03,368 --> 00:07:06,419 against the victim. Hmm. 193 00:07:06,454 --> 00:07:10,790 Uh, by the way, you've skipped a spot, there. 194 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,425 Oh. (chuckles) 195 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,676 Yeah, it's not like you 196 00:07:13,712 --> 00:07:16,095 to miss a step in the clothing department. 197 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,658 Yes, well, I had to rush out this morning. 198 00:07:17,682 --> 00:07:19,360 I've got an unexpected houseguest I can't get rid of. 199 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:21,768 Oh, right. New lady friend that you can't shake. 200 00:07:21,803 --> 00:07:23,636 A rather old one, actually. 201 00:07:23,638 --> 00:07:28,641 Yeah, I know how... complicated exes can be. 202 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:30,226 What? She's not an ex. 203 00:07:30,278 --> 00:07:32,028 OFFICER: You should see this, Detective. 204 00:07:32,063 --> 00:07:33,313 Thanks. 205 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:34,647 What is it? 206 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:37,400 E-mails from Nick's supervisor at Wobble. 207 00:07:37,452 --> 00:07:39,319 A woman by the name of Leila Simms. 208 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,464 Let me guess, something riveting 209 00:07:40,488 --> 00:07:42,121 about the latest quarterly report? 210 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:42,989 "How could you? 211 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,624 "I should have known better. 212 00:07:44,659 --> 00:07:46,292 You won't get away with this." 213 00:07:46,328 --> 00:07:48,795 "I'll burn you starting with your man parts"? 214 00:07:50,081 --> 00:07:51,664 No. (sighs) 215 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:52,486 Still, that's a pretty good lead. 216 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:53,936 Yep. 217 00:07:57,505 --> 00:08:00,173 CHLOE: Do not... touch... 218 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,308 the charred crotch. 219 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:09,015 And Nick was so... sweet and charming. 220 00:08:09,017 --> 00:08:10,733 How could someone do such a thing? 221 00:08:10,769 --> 00:08:12,685 So, Leila, you were his supervisor. 222 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,687 How well did you know him? 223 00:08:14,739 --> 00:08:16,072 We dated briefly, a while ago. 224 00:08:16,107 --> 00:08:17,273 LUCIFER: Oh. 225 00:08:19,361 --> 00:08:20,693 (sighs) 226 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:22,412 Would you say things sort of flamed out, 227 00:08:22,447 --> 00:08:23,863 or did they end in more of 228 00:08:23,915 --> 00:08:25,114 a blaze of glory? 229 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:26,866 Lucifer. You're right, far too subtle. 230 00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:28,868 Why did you torture the poor young man to death? 231 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,087 Torture him? 232 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:33,923 Oh, God. 233 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:35,875 You think I had something to do with this? 234 00:08:35,927 --> 00:08:37,543 Well, we know about the angry e-mails. 235 00:08:37,545 --> 00:08:39,012 I was pissed off. 236 00:08:39,047 --> 00:08:41,547 He shared pictures of us together. 237 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:42,765 Mm, mid-coitus? 238 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,445 If so, we'll have to confiscate those immediately. 239 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:45,935 No. 240 00:08:45,971 --> 00:08:46,971 Just of us 241 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:48,022 at-at dinner. 242 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,555 But I'm his boss, 243 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:51,224 and inter-office romance is frowned upon here. 244 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,442 Well, it hardly seems worthy 245 00:08:52,477 --> 00:08:55,028 of lighting a man's Johnson on fire. 246 00:08:56,481 --> 00:08:58,281 Wait. 247 00:08:58,316 --> 00:09:00,033 Is that how he died? 248 00:09:01,202 --> 00:09:02,785 There's something you should see. 249 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:06,739 (intercom beeps) 250 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,908 Ray, can you come in here, please? 251 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,078 Ray, I'm gonna need you to pull up the video 252 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,163 of Tommy at the company retreat. 253 00:09:14,215 --> 00:09:15,715 RAY: The video of Tommy? 254 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,333 Ray's head of our H.R. 255 00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:19,135 Being protective is part of his job. 256 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,720 Do it, Ray. 257 00:09:22,223 --> 00:09:25,091 Nick was a charmer, but he had a tendency 258 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,143 to be a little harsh with interns. 259 00:09:27,178 --> 00:09:29,429 Aka, he could be a real dick. 260 00:09:31,099 --> 00:09:32,315 As you'll see. 261 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:39,272 - Aah! Aah! - (laughter) 262 00:09:39,324 --> 00:09:41,190 My balls! Get it off! 263 00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:43,743 (laughter continues) 264 00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:45,611 (laughing) 265 00:09:46,831 --> 00:09:48,665 Come on, that is quite funny. 266 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,616 LEILA: Nick posted the video shortly after the retreat, 267 00:09:50,618 --> 00:09:52,919 and even though it was quickly taken down, 268 00:09:52,954 --> 00:09:54,120 everyone saw it. 269 00:09:54,122 --> 00:09:56,956 Tommy was a laughingstock. 270 00:09:57,008 --> 00:09:58,458 He quit pretty soon after. 271 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,426 Certainly looks like motive. 272 00:10:01,713 --> 00:10:02,845 Huh. 273 00:10:05,684 --> 00:10:08,601 What can you tell me about Nick Sand's death? 274 00:10:08,636 --> 00:10:10,870 Just that the bastard finally got what he deserved. 275 00:10:10,905 --> 00:10:13,690 Okay. And why did he deserve it? 276 00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:16,092 As soon as I took the job at Wobble, 277 00:10:16,127 --> 00:10:18,027 Nick made it his personal mission 278 00:10:18,063 --> 00:10:19,979 to make my life hell. 279 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:22,298 Sabotaging my work, terrorizing me, 280 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:24,517 making me the butt of all of his jokes. 281 00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:26,903 Or the balls, in this case? 282 00:10:28,073 --> 00:10:29,422 TOMMY: That stupid video was 283 00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:31,307 my breaking point. 284 00:10:31,343 --> 00:10:34,243 Everyone saw it. Everyone laughed at me! 285 00:10:34,295 --> 00:10:36,079 No one's laughing now, Tommy. 286 00:10:36,114 --> 00:10:38,831 So after everything that happened, what, 287 00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:41,367 you-you wanted to make him feel your pain? 288 00:10:41,403 --> 00:10:43,436 He deserved what happened to him. 289 00:10:43,471 --> 00:10:45,922 Yeah, but you're not answering the question. 290 00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,976 Did you kill Nick? 291 00:10:50,979 --> 00:10:52,740 LUCIFER: I understand punishment all too well, Tommy, 292 00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:56,315 and Nick deserved to be punished. 293 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,101 He did, didn't he? 294 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:00,131 LUCIFER: Mm. He took your dignity, and so you had to 295 00:11:00,155 --> 00:11:01,521 take your revenge. 296 00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:04,941 There was no other way to get your proverbial balls back. 297 00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:06,526 So tell me... 298 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,579 ...did you desire... 299 00:11:09,614 --> 00:11:10,947 I killed him. 300 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:13,282 Oh. 301 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:14,700 Well, that took 302 00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:17,170 all the fun out of it. 303 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:20,873 That did not go how I expected. 304 00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:23,426 Oh, come now, Detective. He obviously wanted people 305 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:25,094 to know that he got his revenge. 306 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:27,130 Now our would-be punisher's brought to justice, 307 00:11:27,182 --> 00:11:30,516 and the field is mine again... 308 00:11:30,552 --> 00:11:33,136 What on earth is she doing here? 309 00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:34,771 CHLOE: Charlotte Richards. 310 00:11:34,806 --> 00:11:36,806 The defense attorney we saved, remember? 311 00:11:36,858 --> 00:11:39,525 She must be back here defending some scumbag. 312 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:42,645 But why are they all being so... chummy? 313 00:11:42,697 --> 00:11:45,481 CHLOE: Well, she used to be a cop, and, oh, yeah, 314 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,233 'cause she's a knockout. 315 00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:49,485 Personally, I'm surprised that you haven't tried... 316 00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,654 Pardon me, pardon me. Excuse us. 317 00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:54,807 Charlotte, hello. Do you mind if we have a quick word? 318 00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:56,843 (chuckles) 319 00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:59,595 (quietly): What are you doing here, Mother? 320 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,242 I thought we agreed you'd do something constructive 321 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,649 with your time, like mall walking or a studio tour, 322 00:12:03,685 --> 00:12:05,067 perhaps, but... 323 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,986 How did you even find your way here? 324 00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:08,604 Well, it wasn't difficult. 325 00:12:08,656 --> 00:12:12,408 I simply smiled at a male human and asked him to take me. 326 00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:14,755 Need I remind you that Charlotte Richards has a husband out there 327 00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:16,696 who's wondering where she popped off to. 328 00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,948 And you have a son who wants to take you back to Hell. 329 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,011 So drawing attention to yourself in a police station 330 00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:24,420 in this little... getup, not a good idea. 331 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:26,589 But I had to see it for myself. 332 00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:29,091 My boy, working, toiling, 333 00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,927 amidst humanity's muck. 334 00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:32,712 Well, I hope it's everything you imagined and more. 335 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:35,498 Now go see Cabaret. I'm sure you'll find it riveting. 336 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:36,883 I just don't understand. 337 00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:39,252 Of all the things that you could do with your talents, 338 00:12:39,304 --> 00:12:41,254 law enforcement? 339 00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,556 Have you considered I might enjoy exploring humanity? 340 00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:44,724 (elevator bell dings) 341 00:12:44,759 --> 00:12:46,893 They eat, darling. 342 00:12:46,928 --> 00:12:48,227 All they do is eat. 343 00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:50,646 And then afterwards, the food comes out changed 344 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,516 and not for the better. 345 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,853 Detective. 346 00:12:57,772 --> 00:12:59,272 I didn't realize 347 00:12:59,274 --> 00:13:01,107 you and Charlotte knew each other so well. 348 00:13:01,109 --> 00:13:04,527 Oh, we do and we don't. It's a long story, really. 349 00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:06,279 Right, shall we go somewhere 350 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:07,947 to, uh, celebrate solving the case? 351 00:13:07,949 --> 00:13:09,749 No. Not yet. 352 00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,617 Tommy was humiliated. 353 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:13,452 Makes sense why he'd want to kill Nick. 354 00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:15,254 But something just doesn't sit right. 355 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,840 Detective, you, of all people, should know how good it feels 356 00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,394 to punish someone who's wronged you. 357 00:13:19,395 --> 00:13:20,146 How so? 358 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,261 Oh, come now. 359 00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:24,180 You may not be roasting Dan's chestnuts-- yet-- 360 00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,682 but a shoulder shrug here, a dismissive look there 361 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,732 could be just as effective. 362 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:28,685 Okay, fine. 363 00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:30,865 Maybe I've been a little hard on Dan lately, but he deserves it. 364 00:13:30,889 --> 00:13:32,471 And I'm sure you found it very satisfying. 365 00:13:32,473 --> 00:13:33,472 But have you considered 366 00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:34,774 for just one moment 367 00:13:34,809 --> 00:13:38,477 how your fighting affects those caught in the middle? 368 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:39,979 You mean Trixie? 369 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:41,647 What? No, I mean me. 370 00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:43,449 Think how terribly bored I am by it all. 371 00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:46,035 Ah, look, there he is. Now's your chance 372 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,621 to stop with your "will they, won't they" nonsense. 373 00:13:48,656 --> 00:13:49,572 It's not that simple. 374 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:50,573 I'm avoiding a difficult conversation. 375 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:51,707 Well, I... 376 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,826 Hi. 377 00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:55,378 There's something you got to see. 378 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:57,358 Another apology video dropped along with another body. 379 00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:59,549 MAN: I know it was wrong! 380 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:02,802 I shouldn't have posted that video! 381 00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:05,504 She didn't deserve to be humiliated like that. 382 00:14:05,506 --> 00:14:08,007 (sobs): I'm sorry. 383 00:14:08,009 --> 00:14:10,059 ♪ ♪ 384 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:34,917 CHLOE: (sighs) Two murders. 385 00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:36,252 Same M.O. 386 00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:38,704 But Tommy was already in custody when this guy was killed. 387 00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:40,373 There's no way he did this. 388 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,174 LUCIFER: Tommy wanted his dignity back. 389 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,676 Whoever did this 390 00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:46,395 clearly had a much grander objective in mind. 391 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:47,763 Ladies and gentlemen, 392 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,799 it looks like we're tracking a serial killer. 393 00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:56,438 Victim's Adam Wiser, 29, 394 00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:58,556 worked as an assistant at a local bank. 395 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,168 Time of death was two hours ago, but apparently he's been missing 396 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,444 for almost two days. 397 00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:04,612 Ooh, that's a long time on a sex rack. 398 00:15:04,648 --> 00:15:07,032 Not a record, but quite impressive. 399 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,650 Ella, we know the cause of death? 400 00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,819 Well, he's got broken ribs, a ruptured spleen 401 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:14,439 and possible cranial bleeding, which would all totally suck. 402 00:15:14,474 --> 00:15:16,291 And yet, this dude asphyxiated. 403 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,743 He was choked with an apple? 404 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:20,462 No. 405 00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:23,398 More like an orchard. 406 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,417 We're gonna have to cut him open to get the rest. 407 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:26,718 That's messed up. 408 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:29,337 Certainly brings new meaning to the term "deep throat." 409 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:30,839 Why not just kill the guy? 410 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,924 Why all the pomp and circumstance? 411 00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:35,343 Well, our punisher's clearly sending a message. 412 00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,095 Perhaps if we find the video that Apple Boy 413 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:39,931 is apologizing for, we'll know what that message is. 414 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:41,184 Hold this. 415 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,268 What are you doing? 416 00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:44,080 The original video was filmed on Nick's phone, right? 417 00:15:44,104 --> 00:15:46,321 What if Adam's doing the same thing? 418 00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:47,489 (dialing) 419 00:15:47,524 --> 00:15:49,357 (phone beeps) 420 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:52,527 (ringtone playing ♪ "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast ♪) 421 00:15:57,284 --> 00:15:58,700 Be careful, Detective. 422 00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:00,118 Might be a booby trap. 423 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,453 (ringtone continues) 424 00:16:01,505 --> 00:16:03,121 (sighs) 425 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,930 The video's already cued up. 426 00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,850 Look at this. 427 00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:28,563 Notice anything familiar? 428 00:16:28,565 --> 00:16:30,365 The ball gag's amaranth. 429 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,684 Just like the apple. 430 00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:35,153 What, so our killer's paying homage to a bloody sex tape? 431 00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,622 He's recreating the crimes he's punishing for. 432 00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,491 First lighting Nick's groin on fire, now this. 433 00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:40,608 He's upping his game. 434 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:41,921 Yeah, but what's with the outfit? 435 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:43,985 I mean, other than giving me super creepy flashbacks 436 00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,748 to Catholic school, it doesn't add up. 437 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,917 And the woman is not wearing one in the video. 438 00:16:48,969 --> 00:16:52,137 She certainly looks too old to be in school. 439 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:54,722 Unless she teaches at one. 440 00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,593 (siren whoops) 441 00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:02,230 Her name's Sarah Aiken, 27. 442 00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:04,232 Third grade teacher. Cute. 443 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,985 Not hot, but extra points for proclivities. 444 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,520 When she broke things off with Adam, 445 00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,939 he uploaded his revenge porn to Wobble. 446 00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:13,942 Some teachers caught wind of it, and she was fired. 447 00:17:13,994 --> 00:17:16,778 Well, maybe she took out both Nick and our loathsome ex. 448 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,196 You know, no harm, no foul. 449 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:20,772 And no dice because she had no connection to Nick. 450 00:17:20,796 --> 00:17:21,333 Oh. 451 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:24,702 And shortly after she lost her job, she killed herself. 452 00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:27,755 What, so our poor, sexy teacher's dead, 453 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,791 and our apple-chomping schoolboy's responsible? 454 00:17:29,843 --> 00:17:32,093 And the only other connection we were able to find 455 00:17:32,129 --> 00:17:34,879 is that both victims posted their illicit videos to Wobble. 456 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:38,016 So, maybe some sicko saw both videos 457 00:17:38,051 --> 00:17:39,490 and decided to take action. 458 00:17:39,514 --> 00:17:40,353 "Sicko"? 459 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,854 Sounds to me like someone's doing our job for us. 460 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:45,440 We don't exact vengeance, Lucifer. 461 00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:46,941 Well, maybe we should. 462 00:17:46,977 --> 00:17:48,059 As far as I'm concerned, 463 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,195 these little wankers got exactly what they deserved. 464 00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,279 See you later. 465 00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:53,031 Hey, where are you going? 466 00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:54,532 We have to find out who did this. 467 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:55,795 Well, I thought someone out there 468 00:17:55,819 --> 00:17:57,702 was stealing my job, but far be it for me 469 00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:59,737 to stand in the way of excellent work. 470 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,156 I'm off for a drink. 471 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,664 (♪ "Asylum" by Desi Valentine ♪ ) ♪ Hey ♪ 472 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:06,127 ♪ Hey ♪ 473 00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:08,079 LINDA (chuckles): No. 474 00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,632 Honestly, I'm impressed. 475 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,134 It's hard going out on your own. 476 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:16,004 Changing old habits. 477 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:17,672 I admire the steps you're taking. 478 00:18:17,674 --> 00:18:19,591 Well, don't admire too much. 479 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:21,476 I'm still coming to Lux. 480 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,394 Hmm, yes. 481 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,979 Baby steps are fine. 482 00:18:25,015 --> 00:18:28,099 Plus, the view here is... nice. 483 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:29,234 (chuckles softly) 484 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:34,272 The real key is to avoid setbacks. 485 00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:41,128 (sighs) Setbacks that are tall, blond and have a special place in Hell? 486 00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:41,663 Mm. 487 00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:42,780 Hi, Maze. 488 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,950 Hi, human. 489 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:50,922 I need to get rid of that bitch. 490 00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,508 Now I know why you're still here. 491 00:18:53,543 --> 00:18:56,094 Why? 492 00:18:56,129 --> 00:18:59,013 You and Lucifer are very close. 493 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,517 It's normal that you be jealous of a new girlfriend. 494 00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:03,768 (laughs) 495 00:19:03,803 --> 00:19:04,929 I'm not jealous. 496 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:05,801 Ah. Mm-hmm. 497 00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,291 And she's not his girlfriend. 498 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,104 (chuckles) 499 00:19:08,108 --> 00:19:10,275 She's just toxic. 500 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,143 Lucifer doesn't see it, but I do. 501 00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:14,562 Oh, so you want to protect him? 502 00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:17,232 I want her to get what she deserves. 503 00:19:17,284 --> 00:19:19,867 Which, at the very least, is a head-butt. 504 00:19:19,903 --> 00:19:20,902 I'll be right back. 505 00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:21,869 Okay, okay. 506 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,988 (chuckles): Okay, maybe... 507 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,990 we should start with our words. 508 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,543 Perhaps as Lucifer's friend, you can talk to him. 509 00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:30,912 Express how you feel. 510 00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:32,714 He won't listen. 511 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,501 But maybe someone else will. 512 00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:38,803 Where are you going? 513 00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:40,588 Taking your advice. 514 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,223 Hey, Man Bun. 515 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:43,508 Take care of my friend. 516 00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,427 (sighs) 517 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:48,680 Why do I even try? 518 00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:51,266 Because you're an incredible woman. 519 00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,067 Oh. 520 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,569 Thanks. 521 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,357 So, I reached out to Wobble to cross-reference who saw 522 00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,975 both Nick and Adam's videos. 523 00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:01,805 And? 524 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,245 They lawyered up. 525 00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:05,530 Hid behind privacy laws, and without a warrant, 526 00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:08,016 Wobble won't let us anywhere near their viewership data. 527 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:12,120 Okay, pull the warrant, and I'm on my way there. 528 00:20:12,122 --> 00:20:15,290 No problem. 529 00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:16,958 Dan. 530 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:18,343 Um... 531 00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:20,128 So I've been thinking about the trip, 532 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,796 and, um... 533 00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:24,182 I don't think it's fair to put Trixie 534 00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,768 in the middle of our problems, you know? 535 00:20:26,803 --> 00:20:28,803 So you want to skip it. 536 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:31,472 No, I want to spare us all heartache and... 537 00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,808 I just feel like if we go on the trip 538 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,893 and, you know, we pretend everything's fine, 539 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,945 then we're just lying to her. 540 00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:40,698 Yeah. 541 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:42,266 All right. 542 00:20:42,302 --> 00:20:44,152 (♪ "All Eyes On Me" by Pigeon John ♪ ) ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 543 00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:46,404 ♪ Whoo... ♪ 544 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,908 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 545 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,161 ♪ Whoo... ♪ 546 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:56,831 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 547 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,583 ♪ Revving it up ♪ 548 00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,585 ♪ Getting started, time to press play ♪ 549 00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,056 ♪ Plugging it in ♪ 550 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:06,808 ♪ Level ten through the earth shake ♪ 551 00:21:09,512 --> 00:21:11,262 ♪ But we're the wild and the free ♪ 552 00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:12,430 ♪ No controlling... ♪ 553 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:13,898 Excuse me. 554 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:14,933 Excuse me. Mom. 555 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:15,900 Oh. 556 00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:17,819 What do you think you're doing? 557 00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,103 I'm taking your lead, son. 558 00:21:19,155 --> 00:21:20,104 Learning about your beloved humanity. 559 00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,156 By dancing at my club? 560 00:21:22,192 --> 00:21:23,219 Well, I saw all the people 561 00:21:23,243 --> 00:21:25,410 on the tables smiling and I wanted to discover 562 00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:26,911 what they were so happy about. 563 00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:30,415 Oh, is it possible it's the money that I pay them? 564 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,083 It's possible. 565 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:34,702 But I have to admit that when I started dancing, 566 00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:38,206 rubbing up against the other humans, 567 00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:39,352 I got a tingling sensation... 568 00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:41,008 Okay, that's enough. 569 00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:43,261 Excuse me, excuse me, thank you. 570 00:21:43,296 --> 00:21:44,429 I don't understand. 571 00:21:44,464 --> 00:21:45,991 I thought you'd be pleased by my effort. 572 00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:47,932 Disturbed is more like it. 573 00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:50,685 Are you actually trying to systematically disrupt 574 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,912 every part of my life? 575 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:52,538 No. 576 00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:55,056 I'm trying to learn about every part of your life. 577 00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:56,441 Oh, right. 578 00:21:56,476 --> 00:21:57,975 How's that going for you so far? 579 00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:00,111 Well, quite illuminating, actually. 580 00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:04,115 I understand now why you have this provocative club. 581 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,733 I understand why you amused yourself 582 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,260 with that curvaceous savage. 583 00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:07,820 (sighs) 584 00:22:07,821 --> 00:22:09,704 But what I don't understand... 585 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,072 Is my human job. Yes, I know. 586 00:22:11,124 --> 00:22:14,125 It's very simple: I'm a civilian consultant. 587 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,878 But why do you still punish people? 588 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:18,663 It's what I've always done. 589 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:19,914 That's not true. 590 00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:22,500 That's who your father wanted you to be. 591 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:26,554 Are you still trying to win him over? 592 00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:28,256 Careful, Mother. 593 00:22:28,308 --> 00:22:29,223 Why? 594 00:22:29,259 --> 00:22:31,392 Are you going to punish me? 595 00:22:47,106 --> 00:22:48,688 LEILA: I'm sorry, Detective. 596 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,625 I looked into the two videos in question, 597 00:22:50,725 --> 00:22:52,825 and unfortunately, there was no overlap. 598 00:22:52,826 --> 00:22:54,125 CHLOE: Doesn't make any sense. 599 00:22:54,161 --> 00:22:56,244 I'll need a list of everyone who saw the videos. 600 00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:59,414 Sadly, we don't track people, just I.P. addresses. 601 00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:02,667 (sighs) Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. 602 00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:05,504 Can you take me through how your video process works? 603 00:23:05,556 --> 00:23:08,173 Well, our users can upload anything they want. 604 00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:10,175 And if we find that the content's inappropriate-- 605 00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:13,311 uh, anything from animal cruelty to beheadings-- 606 00:23:13,347 --> 00:23:14,896 it gets taken down. 607 00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:16,231 By who? 608 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,682 Our content moderators. 609 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:18,984 Huh. 610 00:23:19,019 --> 00:23:20,936 LEILA: Most of them only last a few months. 611 00:23:20,938 --> 00:23:22,103 Frankly, most people 612 00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:24,189 can't stomach something so dark or upsetting. 613 00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:25,125 Right. 614 00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:27,483 (Lucifer laughing) 615 00:23:27,484 --> 00:23:29,082 LUCIFER: God, that has got to smart. 616 00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:30,308 (Lucifer laughs) 617 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,777 Can I see that again? 618 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,478 Lucifer? 619 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,447 Oh, Detective. You're here. 620 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:37,948 Did you know that this room 621 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,817 collects all the best parts of the Internet? 622 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,047 Can I talk to you for a second? 623 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:41,619 Yeah, yeah. 624 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,454 But you got to see this-- a-a naked man 625 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,372 thinks he can jump on the back of a rhino. 626 00:23:45,408 --> 00:23:47,625 (laughs): You'll never guess what he lands on. 627 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,910 Actually, you probably will. 628 00:23:49,946 --> 00:23:51,746 What? You've seen it already? 629 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,666 (sighs) 630 00:23:55,718 --> 00:23:56,967 What are you doing here? 631 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,122 Trying to catch our killer. Duh. 632 00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:00,337 I thought you didn't care 633 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,736 whether this sicko was brought to justice. 634 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,474 Oh, I don't. 635 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:05,142 But then I realized that our killer may have the answer 636 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:07,478 to a question that I'm, you know, struggling with. 637 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:08,512 Mm. 638 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,014 Why does he punish? 639 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,232 That's it? 640 00:24:11,267 --> 00:24:13,517 First you want to teach this vigilante a lesson, 641 00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:15,174 and now you want to have a talk with him? 642 00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:15,818 Yes. 643 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,833 And lucky for me, I found out where you were headed. 644 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,074 (chuckles): I mean, these videos are enthralling. 645 00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,553 CHLOE: No, I-I can't. I can't watch these. 646 00:24:21,577 --> 00:24:23,137 (growling) LUCIFER: Oh, I've seen worse. 647 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,362 But never so many collected in one single room. 648 00:24:25,414 --> 00:24:27,498 You know, if I ever go back to Hell, 649 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,500 I am getting me one of these. 650 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:31,502 Selfish bastards get to see everything. 651 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,455 (woman screaming over video) 652 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,674 (scoffs) Yeah. 653 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,293 They do. 654 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,178 I know where the overlap is. 655 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,968 (♪ "Share" by STACEY, playing ♪ ) 656 00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:16,480 (sighs) 657 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,149 (knock on door) 658 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,002 MAZE: Amenadiel, I know you're in there. 659 00:25:22,972 --> 00:25:24,522 (vacuum whirring) 660 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:26,340 Open up! 661 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,895 (vacuum stops) 662 00:25:32,248 --> 00:25:34,181 Hey. 663 00:25:38,221 --> 00:25:40,204 What are you hiding? 664 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,022 Nothing. 665 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,490 (chuckles) 666 00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:49,179 (laughs): Oh. 667 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:54,201 I see what's going on with you. 668 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:56,684 You do? 669 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:57,873 Sure. 670 00:25:57,874 --> 00:26:00,824 Humans say that rebound sex is important after a breakup. 671 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,744 You don't have to hide that you're getting some. 672 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,229 (laughs) 673 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,764 I'm not. 674 00:26:08,718 --> 00:26:10,968 Right. 675 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,437 Of course. I didn't want you to feel awkward. 676 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,356 Silly me. 677 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:20,361 (sighs) 678 00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:22,096 So what are you doing here? 679 00:26:22,131 --> 00:26:25,783 I have a problem. 680 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:26,951 I need your help. 681 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,486 There's a new... 682 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:32,072 woman in Lucifer's life. 683 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,658 I want her gone, but he won't listen to me. 684 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,877 And why do you care? I thought you were 685 00:26:36,913 --> 00:26:38,579 stepping away from both of us. 686 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:39,880 I am. 687 00:26:41,918 --> 00:26:43,007 But before I do, I need you... 688 00:26:43,031 --> 00:26:44,219 I'll talk to him. 689 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,586 Yeah. 690 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:51,008 Well, that was easy. 691 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,343 I'm his big brother, Maze. 692 00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,929 I really should start looking out for him more often. 693 00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:58,766 Okay. 694 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,601 Thank you. 695 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,938 All right. Thanks. 696 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,489 Dan's working with Wobble to trace 697 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,085 what moderator may have pulled both videos. 698 00:27:07,109 --> 00:27:08,420 Hopefully, we'll have an answer soon. 699 00:27:08,444 --> 00:27:10,044 Then why are you so sure the killer's 700 00:27:10,079 --> 00:27:11,378 one of these misanthropes? 701 00:27:11,414 --> 00:27:12,997 CHLOE: Well, serial killers 702 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,393 usually start with someone they know. 703 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,166 If the killer worked here, they knew Nick, 704 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,419 saw how much the prank hurt Tommy. 705 00:27:18,454 --> 00:27:19,848 So you think seeing someone they recognized 706 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,539 in one of these twisted videos finally made them snap? 707 00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:24,959 Maybe it awakened something in them. 708 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:28,262 Something that was always there, just fighting to get out. 709 00:27:28,297 --> 00:27:31,048 (chuckles) But... 710 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,018 they were just trying to do a job. 711 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,552 Job no one else wanted. 712 00:27:35,604 --> 00:27:37,638 Well, maybe they chose that for a reason. 713 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,808 No one chooses to be a sin-eater, Detective. 714 00:27:40,843 --> 00:27:44,111 No one wants to be custodian 715 00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:46,947 of the world's filth. Why would they? 716 00:27:46,983 --> 00:27:50,200 Absorbing the worst humanity has to offer, day in and day out. 717 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,735 Changes you. 718 00:27:51,787 --> 00:27:53,404 So you think it's the job's fault 719 00:27:53,456 --> 00:27:54,576 that they started to punish? 720 00:27:54,623 --> 00:27:55,823 People don't arrive broken. 721 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,826 They start with passion and yearning 722 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,413 till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. 723 00:28:02,465 --> 00:28:04,365 Hmm. 724 00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:08,919 Which means... that none of these people did it. 725 00:28:08,971 --> 00:28:10,254 Okay. I'm not following. 726 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,839 Well, look at Tim there, 727 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,725 with the photos of his ugly children. 728 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,177 Ivan and his flowerpots. 729 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,096 Poor Andrea's still hoping Destiny's Child 730 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,481 get back together. 731 00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:21,482 Don't you see? 732 00:28:21,517 --> 00:28:24,234 These people still have hope. 733 00:28:26,022 --> 00:28:26,829 CHLOE: Excuse me. 734 00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:27,772 Yeah. 735 00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:29,194 Who's had this job the longest? 736 00:28:29,218 --> 00:28:30,408 Um... 737 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,608 maybe me. 738 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,193 I've been at it two whole months. 739 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,912 Huh. Oh. Anyone else? 740 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,113 No. 741 00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:37,831 Other than Leila, of course. 742 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:38,707 Leila, your boss? 743 00:28:38,731 --> 00:28:40,285 Yeah. She stared as a moderator 744 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,252 before the company blew up. 745 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,004 She was the first of us. 746 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,122 Thanks. 747 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:48,625 Leila knew Nick, she had access to the videos. 748 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,044 If she's behind this... 749 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,597 She's known what we've been doing every step of the way. 750 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,467 Dan, I need you to see if you can trace the videos 751 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:59,219 to one person in particular now. 752 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,905 (sighs) We're looking at Leila Simms. 753 00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:09,396 I can't believe we had the killer right under our nose. 754 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,566 And she's gone. 755 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:15,119 Touché, Leila. Touché. 756 00:29:18,434 --> 00:29:20,667 ♪ ♪ 757 00:29:22,948 --> 00:29:24,478 Luci? 758 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:26,990 Luci, you home? 759 00:29:33,002 --> 00:29:36,120 He's not here. 760 00:29:36,172 --> 00:29:37,955 He left in quite the hurry before. 761 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:41,926 Think it was something I said. 762 00:29:43,196 --> 00:29:46,046 I'm sorry. Are you his latest, uh...? 763 00:29:46,048 --> 00:29:49,266 Trust me, I'm not his latest anything. 764 00:29:49,302 --> 00:29:51,051 All right. 765 00:29:51,104 --> 00:29:53,220 So, what are you doing here, then? 766 00:29:53,272 --> 00:29:54,939 I'm having a bit of 767 00:29:54,974 --> 00:29:57,958 an existential crisis, I suppose. 768 00:29:57,994 --> 00:30:00,644 I've been known to be a good listener. 769 00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:02,897 Okay. 770 00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:04,565 Uh... 771 00:30:04,617 --> 00:30:06,817 I'm having some trouble with my kids. 772 00:30:06,853 --> 00:30:08,953 Needed to get away from them for a little bit? 773 00:30:08,988 --> 00:30:11,572 No, the opposite, actually. 774 00:30:11,574 --> 00:30:13,290 I'm trying to get closer to them, 775 00:30:13,326 --> 00:30:15,659 but I'm not having much luck. 776 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:20,331 Tell me. 777 00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,183 Are you a good son? 778 00:30:22,218 --> 00:30:25,503 I try to be. 779 00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:28,205 Well, then perhaps you can explain. 780 00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:30,391 Would a good son 781 00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:34,478 blindly take his father's side in a divorce? 782 00:30:35,431 --> 00:30:37,314 Would a good son 783 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:39,850 send his mother to Hell? 784 00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:42,937 And would a good son 785 00:30:42,939 --> 00:30:46,157 stand here right before me, 786 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:50,377 without a care in the world, plotting to send me back? 787 00:30:53,449 --> 00:30:54,832 Mom? 788 00:30:54,867 --> 00:31:00,371 I thought I would come to Earth to be with my sons. 789 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:04,341 Instead, Lucifer is obsessed with his human job, 790 00:31:04,377 --> 00:31:06,227 and you're still your father's loyal soldier. 791 00:31:06,262 --> 00:31:10,464 I'm tired of fighting for things that I'm never gonna have. 792 00:31:10,516 --> 00:31:13,717 So just take me back, Amenadiel. 793 00:31:13,769 --> 00:31:15,719 I'm ready. 794 00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:17,521 (sighs) 795 00:31:21,277 --> 00:31:23,227 (sniffles) 796 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,279 No matter what happens, 797 00:31:25,314 --> 00:31:29,450 I will always... love you. 798 00:31:29,485 --> 00:31:31,068 Always. 799 00:31:32,989 --> 00:31:34,655 (sighs) 800 00:31:34,707 --> 00:31:36,373 Leila took down both videos, 801 00:31:36,409 --> 00:31:37,992 killed Nick and Adam, and then led us 802 00:31:38,044 --> 00:31:39,994 by the nose until she had time to escape. 803 00:31:39,996 --> 00:31:41,545 Why didn't I realize it was her? 804 00:31:41,581 --> 00:31:43,547 Because as a punisher, she's quite adept 805 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,999 at avoiding her own medicine. 806 00:31:45,051 --> 00:31:46,600 Quite impressed, really. 807 00:31:46,636 --> 00:31:47,918 (computer beeps) 808 00:31:50,306 --> 00:31:51,505 CHLOE: Hey, Dan. 809 00:31:51,557 --> 00:31:53,841 Yeah, I just saw it. I'm already working on a trace. 810 00:31:53,843 --> 00:31:55,226 LUCIFER: "Judgment Day"? Oh. 811 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,561 People should really be careful how they use that phrase. 812 00:31:57,597 --> 00:32:00,180 It isn't actually due for another couple of years. 813 00:32:00,182 --> 00:32:02,016 She's gonna kill herself live on the air. 814 00:32:02,068 --> 00:32:04,852 What? Well, that won't do at all. 815 00:32:04,854 --> 00:32:07,104 How am I supposed to talk to her if she's dead? 816 00:32:07,156 --> 00:32:09,106 Glad you have your priorities in order. 817 00:32:09,158 --> 00:32:11,442 Thought we were dealing with someone smart and clever, 818 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,693 who tortured with a brutal sense of irony, 819 00:32:12,695 --> 00:32:14,078 but killing herself 820 00:32:14,113 --> 00:32:15,746 whilst humiliating her company... 821 00:32:15,781 --> 00:32:17,748 Doesn't fit the pattern. 822 00:32:17,783 --> 00:32:21,168 Hey, Sharon, can you pull up the video of Leila driving again? 823 00:32:21,203 --> 00:32:23,287 Yeah. Sure. 824 00:32:24,707 --> 00:32:26,290 Pause it there. 825 00:32:26,342 --> 00:32:27,486 What are you looking for, Detective? 826 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:28,459 Zoom in 827 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:30,177 to the edge of the seat. 828 00:32:30,212 --> 00:32:31,712 Can you go in tighter? 829 00:32:36,802 --> 00:32:38,936 Well, I know images can be deceiving, 830 00:32:38,971 --> 00:32:41,388 but that looks an awful lot like a gun, doesn't it? 831 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:43,724 CHLOE: Leila's not our killer. 832 00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:45,726 She's in danger. 833 00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:47,172 You understand this sicko pretty well. 834 00:32:47,196 --> 00:32:48,896 Where do you think he's going? 835 00:32:48,898 --> 00:32:51,899 Well, somewhere linked to her sins, I suppose. 836 00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:53,200 We barely know Leila. 837 00:32:53,235 --> 00:32:54,955 Who knows what the killer thinks she's done? 838 00:32:54,987 --> 00:32:56,427 Well, she runs the company that hosts 839 00:32:56,455 --> 00:32:58,956 humanity's worst depravities, but we know she's not there. 840 00:32:58,991 --> 00:33:00,541 Hey, Dan, how's the trace coming? 841 00:33:00,576 --> 00:33:02,271 The I.P. just keeps pinging back to Wobble's main server. 842 00:33:02,295 --> 00:33:04,495 It's got to be a mistake. 843 00:33:08,668 --> 00:33:11,635 Unless it's not a mistake at all. 844 00:33:15,975 --> 00:33:18,008 You know, if you take away the blinky lights 845 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,593 and add some lost souls, 846 00:33:19,645 --> 00:33:22,146 this place bares a striking resemblance to Hell. 847 00:33:22,181 --> 00:33:23,719 Shh. Listen. 848 00:33:23,743 --> 00:33:24,933 (Leila speaking quietly) 849 00:33:24,934 --> 00:33:28,535 LEILA: My name is... Leila Simms. 850 00:33:30,323 --> 00:33:33,774 I'm one of the co-founders of Wobble. 851 00:33:33,776 --> 00:33:37,111 I wanted to apologize to anybody who's watching 852 00:33:37,163 --> 00:33:40,114 for... for creating a forum... 853 00:33:42,001 --> 00:33:45,002 ...where evil and hate sought a refuge. 854 00:33:45,037 --> 00:33:48,005 And there's Queen Wobble herself. 855 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,124 Yeah, but where's the killer? 856 00:33:50,176 --> 00:33:52,710 And tonight I go down with the ship. 857 00:33:52,762 --> 00:33:54,461 (sobs softly) 858 00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:56,730 Right alongside all of those awful sins 859 00:33:56,766 --> 00:34:00,534 that-that I helped give a voice to. 860 00:34:00,569 --> 00:34:03,137 (crying) Please, please. 861 00:34:03,189 --> 00:34:05,356 P-Please, please. 862 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,941 D-Don't make me do this. 863 00:34:07,977 --> 00:34:09,860 Please. 864 00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:16,717 (whispering): There's Ray, the HR rep. 865 00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:20,237 Oh, goodness me, I should have known. 866 00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:22,322 Halitosis-- first sign of evil. 867 00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:23,791 He had all the access he needed 868 00:34:23,826 --> 00:34:26,560 to find his targets and frame Leila. 869 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,216 (sobs) 870 00:34:33,753 --> 00:34:35,569 What are you waiting for? Shoot him. 871 00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:37,254 If he drops that lighter, he'll kill her. 872 00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:38,672 I don't have a shot. 873 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:54,539 Okay, Detective, this next part will be much easier 874 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:57,139 if you're not here, so I'm gonna politely ask you to leave, okay? 875 00:34:57,141 --> 00:34:58,307 I'm not going anywhere. 876 00:34:58,359 --> 00:35:00,309 We're gonna figure this out. Just give me a second. 877 00:35:00,311 --> 00:35:02,194 (sighs) 878 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:05,648 (Leila crying) 879 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,566 All right, no rush. 880 00:35:07,618 --> 00:35:09,819 Whilst you're pondering, I'm gonna go and have a word 881 00:35:09,821 --> 00:35:11,153 with our killer. 882 00:35:11,155 --> 00:35:12,321 That's a great idea. 883 00:35:13,658 --> 00:35:15,324 Sorry, say that again. 884 00:35:16,911 --> 00:35:19,495 I never meant to cause anybody any pain. 885 00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:22,832 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 886 00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:23,469 Yeah. 887 00:35:23,493 --> 00:35:25,218 (whimpering) 888 00:35:25,219 --> 00:35:27,837 Hello, Raymond. 889 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:30,172 Hate to, uh, blow up your spot, 890 00:35:30,224 --> 00:35:32,119 but I have a question to ask you before you complete 891 00:35:32,143 --> 00:35:33,609 this twisted little mise-en-scene. 892 00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:34,910 Stay back. 893 00:35:34,946 --> 00:35:37,263 I swear I will drop this, and she is dead. 894 00:35:37,315 --> 00:35:38,814 Oh, gosh, there's the halitosis. 895 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:40,182 It travels, doesn't it? 896 00:35:40,184 --> 00:35:42,268 You should really get that looked at, but first, 897 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,322 indulge me this one simple query. 898 00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:47,690 Why? 899 00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:51,744 What? 900 00:35:51,779 --> 00:35:54,713 Why are you a punisher? 901 00:35:54,749 --> 00:35:56,699 I understand the longing for justice 902 00:35:56,734 --> 00:35:59,702 or the joy of sweet revenge, 903 00:35:59,754 --> 00:36:01,871 but no one's forcing you to do this, 904 00:36:01,873 --> 00:36:04,740 so why would you take it upon yourself? 905 00:36:06,878 --> 00:36:09,094 Because I couldn't take it anymore. 906 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:10,813 All that evil 907 00:36:10,848 --> 00:36:12,047 is constantly spreading. 908 00:36:12,099 --> 00:36:13,549 I had to do something. 909 00:36:15,052 --> 00:36:17,069 I had to punish them. 910 00:36:17,104 --> 00:36:20,055 You're wrong. 911 00:36:20,057 --> 00:36:21,690 You didn't have to do anything. 912 00:36:21,726 --> 00:36:23,242 You wanted to punish them. 913 00:36:23,277 --> 00:36:24,894 No, that's not true. 914 00:36:24,946 --> 00:36:27,112 Yes, it started with Nick-- that was impulsive. 915 00:36:27,148 --> 00:36:29,064 But then you got a taste for blood, 916 00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:30,733 and it felt good, didn't it? 917 00:36:30,735 --> 00:36:31,951 I was doing my part. 918 00:36:31,986 --> 00:36:33,152 You had big plans 919 00:36:33,204 --> 00:36:34,236 to go on a vengeance quest 920 00:36:34,238 --> 00:36:35,871 until we came nipping at your heels, 921 00:36:35,907 --> 00:36:38,374 at which point poor Leila took the fall. 922 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:39,742 - An innocent! - No, you're wrong. 923 00:36:39,794 --> 00:36:40,960 And then what, you'd stop? 924 00:36:40,995 --> 00:36:43,546 Get away Scot-free? 925 00:36:43,581 --> 00:36:45,748 (chuckles) 926 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:49,502 We both know you can't stop because you love it! 927 00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:51,670 Just like the people you punished. 928 00:36:51,722 --> 00:36:53,272 I don't! I... 929 00:36:57,728 --> 00:36:59,595 I do. 930 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:06,268 I-I like seeing them beg for forgiveness. 931 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,404 You see, the difference between us 932 00:37:08,439 --> 00:37:11,357 is that you became part of the problem, Ray. 933 00:37:11,409 --> 00:37:14,243 Someone deserving punishment. 934 00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:17,746 You're right. 935 00:37:19,951 --> 00:37:21,450 I do. 936 00:37:22,954 --> 00:37:24,587 We all do. 937 00:37:25,957 --> 00:37:28,257 No, wait! 938 00:37:31,095 --> 00:37:33,112 (fire alarm blaring) 939 00:37:40,521 --> 00:37:41,637 (alarm stops) 940 00:37:45,493 --> 00:37:49,111 Man, you really don't shut up. 941 00:37:49,146 --> 00:37:50,946 Congratulations, Detective. 942 00:37:50,982 --> 00:37:53,649 I suppose you could say I look quite extinguished. 943 00:37:54,569 --> 00:37:55,534 Right. 944 00:37:55,570 --> 00:37:57,586 Shall we get you untied? 945 00:38:00,658 --> 00:38:03,375 Burning the midnight oil? 946 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:05,911 Ha, ha, what can I say? 947 00:38:05,963 --> 00:38:08,130 Being everybody's bitch really sucks. 948 00:38:08,165 --> 00:38:10,165 Yeah, well, it won't last forever. 949 00:38:10,217 --> 00:38:13,302 So I've had some time to think, 950 00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:17,056 and, um... I realize that 951 00:38:17,091 --> 00:38:18,974 I've been really harsh lately. 952 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:19,975 It's okay... 953 00:38:20,011 --> 00:38:22,227 No, let me finish, please. 954 00:38:22,263 --> 00:38:25,147 I've been really hard on you for a while now. 955 00:38:25,182 --> 00:38:27,900 And I've been... 956 00:38:27,935 --> 00:38:30,102 so upset and so angry. 957 00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:34,173 And... I did, I felt really betrayed. 958 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,991 I know. 959 00:38:36,027 --> 00:38:38,077 But I realize you've... 960 00:38:38,112 --> 00:38:40,362 you've been working so hard to make it right, 961 00:38:40,364 --> 00:38:43,699 and I feel like, for the sake of Trixie, 962 00:38:43,751 --> 00:38:45,384 that we should go on the trip. 963 00:38:45,419 --> 00:38:47,119 You know, we should go, 964 00:38:47,171 --> 00:38:50,122 like we always have. 965 00:38:52,093 --> 00:38:53,375 I can't do that. 966 00:38:53,377 --> 00:38:55,678 Wh... What do you mean? 967 00:38:58,432 --> 00:39:00,649 You were right before. 968 00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,902 We shouldn't lie to our daughter. 969 00:39:03,938 --> 00:39:06,055 Okay. 970 00:39:08,142 --> 00:39:10,976 Look, I-I'm always gonna be Trixie's dad. 971 00:39:12,697 --> 00:39:15,280 And I'm always gonna be part of your lives. 972 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:18,901 But we've been living in the past for too long. 973 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:24,239 We're no, we're no good for Trixie 974 00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:26,158 if we're no good for each other. 975 00:39:30,081 --> 00:39:32,748 But I think we both know the truth. 976 00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:40,556 It's time we get a divorce. 977 00:39:51,635 --> 00:39:53,769 (elevator bell dings) 978 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:01,026 Hello, Luci. 979 00:40:04,615 --> 00:40:06,615 Tell me you didn't do it. 980 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:08,083 Do what? 981 00:40:08,119 --> 00:40:09,368 Don't play stupid with me. 982 00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:11,103 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 983 00:40:12,456 --> 00:40:14,006 Easy, Lucifer. 984 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:15,507 Your brother didn't send me to Hell, 985 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,292 if that's what you're worried about. 986 00:40:17,294 --> 00:40:20,462 But you were so adamant. 987 00:40:20,464 --> 00:40:22,047 I told you, Lucifer, 988 00:40:22,099 --> 00:40:24,883 a mother's love counts for more than you think. 989 00:40:24,935 --> 00:40:27,019 My time on Earth has helped me to realize 990 00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:29,805 that Father has a tendency to overreact. 991 00:40:29,807 --> 00:40:32,307 So you're going against Dad? 992 00:40:33,644 --> 00:40:35,778 Things change, brother. 993 00:40:35,813 --> 00:40:37,396 Do they? 994 00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:41,116 Well, I for one am grateful that we're all just 995 00:40:41,152 --> 00:40:44,486 in the same room, together, as a family again. 996 00:40:44,538 --> 00:40:47,039 Yes, not so fast, Mother. 997 00:40:47,074 --> 00:40:48,824 You see, I did make a promise, 998 00:40:48,876 --> 00:40:50,676 and I am a man of my word. 999 00:40:50,711 --> 00:40:52,511 I told you that you could stay here 1000 00:40:52,546 --> 00:40:53,879 until I figured out how to 1001 00:40:53,914 --> 00:40:55,881 reconcile my deal with Dad, 1002 00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:57,833 and now I have. 1003 00:40:57,885 --> 00:40:59,334 So you're going to punish me anyway? 1004 00:40:59,336 --> 00:41:01,336 I am, indeed. And not because 1005 00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:04,223 I've been brainwashed by Dad or I'm trying to prove anything. 1006 00:41:04,258 --> 00:41:08,177 I punish because I'm good at it. 1007 00:41:08,179 --> 00:41:10,312 I like giving people their due. 1008 00:41:11,732 --> 00:41:13,148 Makes me happy. 1009 00:41:13,184 --> 00:41:16,852 I suppose I can't ask for a better reason. 1010 00:41:16,904 --> 00:41:18,654 (scoffs softly) 1011 00:41:18,689 --> 00:41:21,140 Which brings me to your sentence. 1012 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:25,027 Mother... (inhales sharply) 1013 00:41:25,079 --> 00:41:28,163 you shall remain right here on Earth 1014 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:31,250 amongst the creatures you so despise... 1015 00:41:31,285 --> 00:41:32,468 as one of them. 1016 00:41:32,503 --> 00:41:34,503 Wait. 1017 00:41:34,538 --> 00:41:35,871 You're going to send me 1018 00:41:35,873 --> 00:41:38,207 into the life of Charlotte Richards? 1019 00:41:38,259 --> 00:41:39,958 Mm-hmm. 1020 00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:40,726 Well, how's that supposed to work? 1021 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,045 Not my problem. 1022 00:41:42,046 --> 00:41:43,545 And what if I refuse? 1023 00:41:43,597 --> 00:41:46,215 You can't fight this; you're human now. 1024 00:41:46,267 --> 00:41:47,466 But that husband... 1025 00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:48,684 And there's children, right? 1026 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,102 They're going to need things. 1027 00:41:50,137 --> 00:41:51,970 Oh, I'm counting on it. 1028 00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:54,223 But if you truly want to be with your sons, 1029 00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:57,359 then that's the price that you have to pay. 1030 00:42:06,871 --> 00:42:09,705 So be it. 1031 00:42:24,839 --> 00:42:26,221 (gasps) 1032 00:42:26,257 --> 00:42:27,472 (grunting) 1033 00:42:27,508 --> 00:42:29,258 Your money or your life, bitch. 1034 00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:31,226 I-I choose money. 1035 00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:34,229 Does anyone choose life? 1036 00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:35,164 That doesn't very... 1037 00:42:35,188 --> 00:42:36,432 Come here! 1038 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:38,433 I'll give you what you want! Just hold on. 1039 00:42:38,485 --> 00:42:40,519 I said, hold on! 1040 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,407 (♪ "Old Habits" by Hot Bodies In Motion, plays ♪ ) 1041 00:42:45,409 --> 00:42:48,443 ♪ Old habits, old habits die ♪ 1042 00:42:48,495 --> 00:42:50,162 ♪ Old habits die hard ♪ 1043 00:42:50,197 --> 00:42:52,614 ♪ Old habits, old habits ♪ 1044 00:42:52,616 --> 00:42:55,834 ♪ Old habits die, old habits die hard ♪ 1045 00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:58,503 ♪ Old habits, old habits ♪ 1046 00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:01,790 ♪ Old habits die, old habits die hard ♪ 1047 00:43:01,842 --> 00:43:03,458 ♪ Old habits. ♪ 1048 00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:05,460 ♪ ♪ 1049 00:43:15,377 --> 00:43:22,177 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man