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- Dad, you busy?
- What do you want?
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Would you teach me how
to throw a baseball?
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That one had some zip on it.
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You might be a natural.
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Look who I brought.
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I don't normally do
this, but put her there.
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No mitten. I'm honored.
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We've never really discussed
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the status of our relationship.
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As far as I'm concerned, we just...
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pick up right where we left off.
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- I think it's for the best if we don't.
- What?
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I don't think we should be in
a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words, but...
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are you crazy?!
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You wanted to see me, Pastor?
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- Cop a squat.
- Uh, please, have a seat.
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I just wanted to thank you
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for all the work you've done
preparing for the carnival.
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Anything for the church.
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I'm so glad you said that.
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How would you feel if...
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...we put Sheldon in the dunk tank?
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- What? No.
- Aw.
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But imagine how much people
would pay to dunk him.
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We'd raise so much money.
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I'm in for $20, easy.
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I'm not having people
throw baseballs at my son.
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They throw them at a
target. He's in a cage.
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- No!
- Boo.
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Okay. I respect your decision.
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Is that all?
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Yes.
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Well, damn.
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I do so much for you.
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Everybody excited for the carnival?
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- Sure.
- I am.
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- Pass.
- You're still going.
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What time do I need
to be there to set up?
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Noon's fine.
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What, you're helping out?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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I want to support Mom. And God.
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You're just doing it 'cause
Veronica's gonna be there.
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And who made Veronica?
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Mm. Mom?
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- What?
- You're coming with us, right?
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No, I'm not.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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The old lady wants to
be cranky and alone.
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You got to respect that.
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I'm not cranky.
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And I'm sick of everybody thinking
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that they know what's best for me.
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Hey, did everybody see
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there's a sale at RadioShack
on nine-volt batteries?
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It's a golden opportunity to stock up.
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Mom?
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Yeah, baby.
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Missy said that Meemaw
is upset at Dr. Sturgis.
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Don't worry, she'll get over it.
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The question is will she get over it
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by Friday at 4:00 p.m.?
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That's when we leave for my class.
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I don't know, Shelly.
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I suppose she could drop
me off outside. Where are we
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on me walking through
parking lots alone these days?
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How about this?
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Um, until she's up to it, I'll take you.
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Thanks. The parking lot
still gives me the willies.
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Hey, do you want to help
me paint these posters?
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Not at all.
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Oh, yeah, people would
line up for that dunk tank.
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Stop.
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Oh! Another one.
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He's having a field day.
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Yeah.
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Hey. We're getting ready to
head over to the carnival.
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Good for you.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Because I'm quite
content right where I am.
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Don't you think it'll be
nice to get out of the house?
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I can't believe I didn't think of that.
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What a great idea.
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- Thank you.
- So you're coming?
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No.
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Still cranky.
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I can't find an umbrella.
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What do you need an umbrella for?
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It's gonna be hot and sunny.
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I think you've answered
your own question.
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Does he really have to
walk around with that?
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He's fine.
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- Leave him be.
- You're just begging to get beat up.
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I'm more concerned about the
biggest bully of all: the Sun.
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I bet you're disappointed
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that cute little blonde girl got sick
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and you're working with me.
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I guess.
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You're gonna learn life's like that.
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A parade of disappointments.
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Is that so?
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Yep. Sooner you give up, the better.
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When did you give up?
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June 14, 1945.
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The man I loved came home
from the war with syphilis.
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Now ask me how I found out.
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No, thank you.
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You must be Cain,
because you're not Abel...
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to hit the target.
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Oh, hello, Coopers.
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Pastor Jeff.
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Expecting rain, Sheldon?
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No. In this context, it's a parasol
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from the French "para"
meaning "defense from"
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and "sol" meaning "sun."
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Please, Mary.
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No.
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Will you dunk him?
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Oh, you got it.
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You might want to pray to
the Lord for better aim.
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I'll get you started.
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Uh, Lord, help George Cooper hit
something other than the buffet.
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Sorry. Trash talk's part of the job.
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Can I throw one?
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Sure.
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Okay, now, remember what I taught you.
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Look where you're throwing
and follow through.
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Uh-oh!
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Dad's bringing in
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the big guns. Let's see what you've got,
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little l...
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I am baptized once again.
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So...
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I shacked up with him anyway.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, what choice did I have?
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I was pregnant with I
don't know whose baby.
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Uh-huh.
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Sleeping on my cousin Arlene's couch.
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Which was in her front yard.
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Uh-huh.
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Why, Lord?
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Six in a row!
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I taught her how to do that.
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I bet you did.
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This is a lot of fun,
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but why don't we let
somebody else take a shot?
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Missy! Missy!
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Missy! Missy! Missy!
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Missy! Missy!
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Seven!
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Hit him!
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Hit him again.
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Hello?
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What?
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Have you been on the couch all day?
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No. For your information, I got up,
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put my slippers on, crossed the street,
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- broke into your house and stole your beer.
- Mom.
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But listen, if you've just
come over here to badger me,
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please don't.
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Fine.
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I brought you fried
chicken from the carnival.
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I don't need your pity chicken.
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Look, I know you're having a tough time.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Does that mean you'll still take
Sheldon to Dr. Sturgis's class?
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No.
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But I'm fine.
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So you won't mind if I take him?
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Do whatever you want.
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See, when you say it like that,
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it sounds like you might mind.
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How about this?
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Darling daughter, please,
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do whatever it is that makes you happy.
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If you're gonna act like
this, then I'm gonna leave.
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Oh, no. And after I didn't
open the door for you?
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Hey, wait.
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- Get me a beer.
- No.
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Well, at least get me some chicken!
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Uh, can it wait a minute?
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It's pretty important.
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So's this.
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What?
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I've been thinking
about how much I enjoyed
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throwing that ball today.
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You did great, honey.
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I know. That's why I
want to play on a team.
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You get that dunk tank isn't a sport?
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I mean baseball.
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Okay, sure.
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They don't have any
baseball teams for girls.
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Wait a few years, you can play softball.
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I don't want to wait.
I want to play baseball.
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But you'd be the only girl.
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I don't care.
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Okay, well...
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I-I guess I can look into it.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Sure you don't want to
play soccer or something?
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Nope!
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- Cheerleading?
- Baseball!
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Yeah.
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Right, y-yes.
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Is it too late to sign
someone up for youth league?
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Okay.
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Well, we'll see you then. Thanks.
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Missy want to play ball?
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How do you know I wasn't
calling for Sheldon?
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Fine, it was Missy.
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There's my favorite fire exit.
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- Very well marked.
- Nice.
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Ooh. See that little step stool?
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They didn't have that before I got here.
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- Very impressive.
- I know.
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And this is where I take my
quantum field theory class.
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Those are my college
classmates. I would tell you
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their names, but most of them
won't make it to Christmas.
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Got your beer.
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They give you any problem?
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Nah.
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Change.
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You keep it.
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Hey.
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I may be too drunk to drive,
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but I still can count to six.
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Well, hello, Sheldon. Hello, Mary.
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I don't think I've ever
seen you here before.
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It's my first time.
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- Huh.
- I took her on a tour.
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It was extremely thorough.
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So, uh...
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- how's Connie?
- Actually...
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Sheldon, why don't you
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- go save me a seat?
- Smart.
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The front row is a hot ticket.
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Anyway, uh, Mom's good.
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Because she's usually the
one who brings Sheldon.
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Well, she's been...
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pretty busy lately.
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Relationships are a waste of time.
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Flying solo is the only way to go.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you think Tarzan was happy with Jane?
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No way.
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He was happy swinging through the trees.
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Uh-huh.
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The Statue of Liberty...
she's got her book
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and her torch, and she's good.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm glad she's doing
well. Tell her I say hi.
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- I will do that.
- Actually, no.
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Uh, tell her I said hello.
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"Hi" is a bit, uh, casual. Or wait.
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Greetings.
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Just say, uh, "Greetings from John."
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You don't sound sure about that.
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No, I don't.
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The best thing is for you
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to just forget about this Veronica girl.
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Uh-huh.
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You should be playing the field,
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just like a bumblebee
going from flower to flower.
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Uh-huh.
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And don't get confused about
all this love nonsense.
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Your freedom is the
only thing that matters.
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Uh-huh.
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Be a sweet boy and get Meemaw a towel.
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Uh-huh.
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I need coffee.
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You need a shower.
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Missy, five minutes!
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Oh. Can you please?
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Oh. Sorry. Been there.
285
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She's hungover! Wants
us to keep it down!
286
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Are you going for your baseball tryout?
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- Yup.
- Will it include a written test?
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No.
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Well, just in case, here
are some baseball facts
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that may come in handy.
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It was invented in the 1830s.
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The first officially
recorded game was in 1846,
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and that game took place
in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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I won't need to know that.
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Well, now you do, and
you'll never forget it.
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Already gone.
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I'm starting to worry about you.
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I just had a little too
much to drink. So what?
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If you're upset about
Dr. Sturgis, that's okay.
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I'm not upset. I don't care.
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So you don't care that
I saw him last night?
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No. I hope he's great.
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Okay.
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Is he great?
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He seemed okay.
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Tell it to somebody who cares.
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Excuse me, you Coach Ballard?
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That'd be me.
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George Cooper.
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My daughter's here to try out.
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Daughter?
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Well, you didn't mention
that on the phone.
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Oh, did I leave that out?
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Well, here she is.
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Hi.
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Uh-huh.
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You want to see what she can do?
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I want to see her go home.
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00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,240
Sorry?
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00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,839
Come on, I'm not gonna
put a girl on the team.
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00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,040
Why not?
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00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,879
Why not? She's a girl.
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She's got pigtails.
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Missy, give us a minute.
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00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,049
No, I want to hear.
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Look, sweetheart,
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I just think it's great
you want to be on the team,
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but these boys are gonna eat you alive.
329
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I'm not afraid of them.
330
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,890
Well, maybe you should be.
331
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,360
At least let her throw a
few. She got a hell of an arm.
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00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:08,099
- George, you're a football coach, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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You gonna put a girl on your team?
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00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,700
It's different. It's a contact sport.
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00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:14,120
So is this. She gets up to bat,
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and someone deliberately
throws a ball at her,
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it's gonna make contact.
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00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:22,070
You're not even gonna give her a chance?
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00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,609
No.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,310
I'm sorry, honey.
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It's not your fault.
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00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,350
Bye-bye.
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00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,099
Can I help you?
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Yeah. I'm Georgie.
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00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,809
I'm a friend of Veronica's.
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I brought this for her.
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00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,800
Oh, isn't that nice!
349
00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,609
My granddaughter's at the doctor,
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00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,370
but you're welcome to wait.
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00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:51,380
Oh.
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00:14:51,381 --> 00:14:52,780
Okay. Thanks.
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00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,469
Oh, and this is me
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00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,599
and my cousin Glen.
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00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,100
No, no, wait.
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00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,909
Is that Russell or Glen?
357
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:04,249
No, I'm pretty sure that's Glen.
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00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,789
Uh-huh.
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00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,720
Oh!
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00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,159
By the way, don't send
Georgie to the store anymore
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00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,629
to get you beer.
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00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,060
He snitched on me?
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00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,230
Well, he tried to steal one.
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00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,900
What happened?
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00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,419
She didn't make the team?
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00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,159
- She didn't even get to try out.
- Why not?
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00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,029
Coach doesn't want a girl on his team.
368
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:27,730
And you were okay with that?
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00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,089
No. I tried.
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00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,279
There was no changing his mind.
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00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,019
Where are you going?
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00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,390
To be mad at somebody new.
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00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,029
Are you all right?
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00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,300
Leave me alone.
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00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,409
Was there a written test,
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00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,279
and you couldn't
remember what I told you?
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00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,340
No.
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00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:50,630
You want to be on that baseball team?
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00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,539
- Yes, but the coach said...
- I don't care
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00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,709
what he said... get
your glove, let's go.
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00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,410
Okay.
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00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,179
Missy.
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00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,370
What?
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00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,180
Do good baseball.
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00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,319
- That's him.
- Hey.
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00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,119
- Hello. Can I talk to you?
- Yeah.
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00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,260
You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
388
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,690
Oh, well, I was just looking
out for her, that's all.
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00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,860
- Is that so?
- Yes, ma'am, it is.
390
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,590
Well, we don't need you
deciding what's best for her.
391
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,679
Uh-huh. What do you need?
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00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,220
I need you to give her the
same chance you would a boy!
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00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,429
Or what?
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00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,200
Or you and me gonna have problems.
395
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,230
Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?
396
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,260
No, we wouldn't.
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00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,159
Okay, let's see what you got, kid.
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00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,630
Here you go.
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00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,799
Fire it in there, baby.
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00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,120
I'm scared.
401
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,269
Meemaw has just made a scene.
402
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,439
Now is not the time to be scared!
403
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,080
Are we gonna do this today?
404
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,619
Keep your pants on!
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00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,690
Throw the damn ball.
406
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:19,090
I'm just a girl, but I
think that's called a strike.
407
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,400
Not bad.
408
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,769
We're back.
409
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:25,999
How'd it go?
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00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,399
She made the team!
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00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,649
Congratulations!
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00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,979
And Meemaw got a date with the coach.
413
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,190
What?
414
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,250
It was a productive afternoon.
415
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,819
Back then, gas was
only 20 cents a gallon.
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00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,020
Mm-hmm.
417
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:49,529
Not that we had anyplace worthwhile
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00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,259
to drive to.
419
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,900
Did you say Veronica would be back soon?
420
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,650
I'm sure it'll be just any minute.
421
00:17:56,670 --> 00:18:01,010
Let me show you my
collection of antique bells.
422
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,210
Please stop.