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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Checkmate. You lose.
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5,730-year half-life of carbon-14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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I read this magazine.
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Why won't you compete with me?
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Because it's fun watching you get upset.
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What's fun about it?
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Everything.
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I've never been good at sharing.
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- I had to share a womb...
- Ow.
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Ow.
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...a bedroom...
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♪ Rico... ♪
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Even my train room had
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Georgie's sweaty weight bench in it.
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Come on, George. One more.
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Feel the burn, big boy.
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Feel the burn.
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But when it came to academics,
the spotlight was all mine.
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Sheldon, having you
here has been a real boon
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to this university.
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I did love basking in its glow.
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So we could really use your help
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in raising the school's
profile even higher.
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Of course. My intellect
is at your service.
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Excellent.
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There is another young physics prodigy
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we want you to help us recruit.
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Her name is Paige Swanson.
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Why would you want Paige to come here?
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You know her?
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Oh, I know her.
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Ah. Wonderful.
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Just tell her how much
you love the school
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and convince her to enroll.
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But you don't need
another child prodigy.
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You've already got me.
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And you have been... so great.
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Just imagine what it'd
be like having two of you.
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Well, why would you want two of me?
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I mean, I've heard even one
of me is a lot to handle.
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Well, you're not afraid of a
little competition, are you?
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From Paige? Hardly.
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But I should warn you,
she can be very difficult.
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Well, luckily I've had some
practice with that lately.
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And how do you handle it?
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Usually I, uh, play to their egos.
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You know, make them feel like
the smartest person in the room.
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And they fall for that?
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Well...
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not everyone's as smart as you, Sheldon.
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Okay, have a great day. Love you.
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Love you, too.
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What are you doing?
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I learned it in baseball.
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When you don't want the other
team to see what you're saying.
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It's okay to love your mom.
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At home. Here, you get the hand.
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Hey, Mary.
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Oh, Brenda.
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Love the haircut.
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Thank you.
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I was always afraid to go short,
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but I figured I already lost a husband.
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What's a few inches off the top?
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Well, you look like a new person.
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I feel like a new person.
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I just needed to do
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something for me.
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It was either this or
get a tattoo on my thigh.
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I think you made the right choice.
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Well, I guess.
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I mean, who's seeing
me naked these days?
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Well, I wouldn't know.
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Hey, Mary. What are you doing here?
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I don't know. I was
just out running errands
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and thought maybe I'd
make an appointment.
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Well, chair's free now.
Come on, have a seat.
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Oh, um, o-okay.
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Okay. What can I do for you?
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Well, I guess I'm just
looking for a change.
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Uh-oh.
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What's "uh-oh"?
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Well, nothing, it's just,
when the women come in
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looking for a change, it's
usually relationship trouble.
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Oh...
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Well, not me. I'm fine.
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Okay, but I got a perm and
a divorce in the same week
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and I only regret one of them.
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Maybe this is a bad
idea. I should come back.
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No, no, no, no. Come
on, you're already here.
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Either way, there's nothing wrong
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in a little change.
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Okay. Uh...
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What do you think I should do?
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Well, when you look at
yourself in the mirror,
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who do you see?
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I see a mom and... a wife.
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Okay, that's the hair you already got.
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Who do you want to see?
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Oh, um...
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Maybe we start with the nails.
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- That's a great idea.
- Yeah.
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So now I'm supposed to talk
Paige into coming to my school.
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Maybe it'll be nice to have somebody
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your own age to hang out with.
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Sure, so the next time someone says,
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"Hey, look what the kid
genius did," people will say,
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"Which one? There's so many."
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I thought you and that
little girl were friends.
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Missy's her friend. I'm her rival.
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Well, I think you're getting
worked up about nothing.
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Maybe she won't even decide
to come to this school.
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Oh, I see where you're going.
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I should convince her
it's a terrible school.
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That's brilliant.
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That's not where I was going.
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Too late, I'm already there.
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What are you doing?
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Look at me and tell me what you see.
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What?
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Did you get a haircut? Looks great.
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No, I didn't get a haircut.
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'Cause you don't need
one. Looking good, babe.
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Lord.
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Just tell me what you
see when you look at me.
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I don't know what's going on,
but this feels like a trap.
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I went to the salon to get a haircut.
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Knew it, looking foxy.
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But I didn't get one because
I don't know what I want.
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Oh.
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You know who's got good
hair? Charlene Tilton.
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Who?
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That little blonde one on Dallas.
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People make a fuss
over Victoria Principal,
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but Charlene Tilton...
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You're not helping me, George.
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I knew this was a trap.
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I must tell you that
Sheldon was very excited
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to hear that you might be joining us.
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Well, isn't he sweet?
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He's a peach.
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All right, I'm here. Hello, hello.
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Hello.
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Hi, Sheldon. I'm so excited for you
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to show me around campus today.
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The only reason I'm
doing it is because...
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He's excited to do it,
I'm excited he's doing it.
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- Are you excited?
- Sure.
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Everyone's excited. Yay.
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Come on, let's go.
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You and me, together again.
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It just feels right, doesn't it?
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There's the cafeteria.
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If you like tuna salad with hair in it.
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Over there is the quad.
It's a nice place to relax,
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if you like getting hit
in the head with Frisbees.
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- I know what you're doing.
- No, you don't.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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I don't want to come to this school.
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I'm just looking at
it to make my mom happy
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since it's close to home.
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Well, that's wonderful news.
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Besides, I've got offers
from way better universities.
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What do you mean? What's
wrong with this school?
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It's fine. It's just
nowhere near as good
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as Harvard or Columbia.
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It is too.
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If you like a substandard
science department
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and hair in your tuna.
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Paige had made me look
at East Texas Tech
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in a whole new light.
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Of course.
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She said she doesn't even want
to come to this university.
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Well, I hope you
convinced her otherwise.
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She said she'd rather go
to Harvard or Columbia.
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T-Those are all perfectly fine schools,
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but we have a lot to offer here, too.
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I told her that, but
she said I was settling
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because I want to
live close to my mommy.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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That's why I came here to tell on her.
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Well, the important thing is
you're here and you're happy.
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I thought I was, but why does Paige
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get to go to a better school than me?
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Hey, I know what'll solve your problem.
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Convince Paige to come here.
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Yeah. Wait.
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Sometimes I think George
doesn't even see me.
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And it's not just him.
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My daughter's embarrassed of me,
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my boys think all I'm good
for is food and clean clothes.
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You start feeling like a ghost, right?
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Yes.
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I get it, I'm a mom.
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So did that feeling ever go away?
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Yeah.
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I realized I was doing
everything for everyone else,
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and I didn't have anything left for me.
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So, here we are.
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When I was younger, I used
to love making my own clothes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I always thought I'd do
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something with that.
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Maybe I should get back to it.
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You definitely should.
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Okay.
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Okay. So, what are we thinking?
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Actually, I don't think
I need a haircut anymore.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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I got to start charging by the hour.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sewing.
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Why?
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Because it's a thing I like to do.
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I ain't never seen you sew.
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Well, you're seeing it now.
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What you making?
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A dress for Missy.
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Did you lose your job?
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No.
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Did Dad lose his job?
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It's about me doing
something for myself.
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All right, don't get sassy.
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Hey.
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What's going on in here?
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She's making clothes for Missy.
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Uh-oh. Did you lose your job?
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No.
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She's doing something for her.
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I don't get it, either.
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Ooh, maybe I'll transfer
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to the University of Zurich.
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I thought you liked your school.
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I did, until Paige ruined it.
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Why do you care what she thinks?
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I don't.
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Sure sounds like you do.
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I can't help it. She makes me crazy.
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Then stop thinking about her.
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I wish I could.
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Ooh, maybe you have a crush on her.
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That's ridiculous.
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I don't know.
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I don't.
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You care what she thinks, you
can't stop talking about her.
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I don't have a crush on her!
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Are you sure?
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I don't know!
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Okay, here we go.
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"Is it a crush? Take this
juicy quiz and find out.
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Do you think about them
when they're not around?"
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Lately, yes.
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"Are you jealous when other
people give them attention?"
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I suppose I am.
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"Do you get nervous
when you're around them?"
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How could I not? Last time
she punched me, in the face.
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That was so great.
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"Do you talk about them all the time?"
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That's a big fat yes.
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"Do you dream about them?"
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Oh, dear.
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00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:04,280
Just last night I had a
nightmare that she solved
267
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,240
the Einstein field
equations ahead of me.
268
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,060
That's five out of five.
269
00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:10,850
"You're crushing harder
than Zack on Kelly Kapowski."
270
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,050
Uh, what does that mean?
271
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,500
Trust me, that's a big deal.
272
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:18,660
My sister had gotten into
my head, but I needed
273
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,670
a more reliable opinion
than a magazine that included
274
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the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips.
275
00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,510
Georgie?
276
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,730
What?
277
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,250
Can I ask you a question about girls?
278
00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:32,040
Go ahead, but I find
them very confusing.
279
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,430
Missy thinks I have a crush on Paige.
280
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,040
Do you?
281
00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:39,010
I don't know, but I know
that I don't want to.
282
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,580
Well, you don't get to choose.
283
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,190
It's just something you feel.
284
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,460
Did you have a crush on your girlfriend?
285
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,030
Yeah, I guess.
286
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,720
How did you know when you did?
287
00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:51,510
Well, one day she came to
school in these soccer shorts,
288
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,040
and that was it.
289
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,260
What happened, you
played soccer with her?
290
00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:56,440
No, dummy.
291
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,690
Then what was the
significance of the shorts?
292
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,140
I don't think I can help you.
293
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,410
Fine, I'll ask Dad.
294
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:03,530
Good luck. The only thing
295
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,180
he has a crush on is beer.
296
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,360
I wasn't getting the help I needed,
297
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,720
so I turned to the
smartest resource I knew.
298
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,110
Love is a funny thing.
299
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,840
They say, "The heart wants
what the heart wants,"
300
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,760
but I think it should be,
301
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,850
"The limbic system wants
what the limbic system wants."
302
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:24,140
Finally, someone's making sense.
303
00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:28,150
Well, not to brag, but when
it comes to unrequited love,
304
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,330
I'm kind of an expert.
305
00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:33,200
Well, when I talk to Paige,
all she does is drive me crazy.
306
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:37,340
There's a thin line between
affection and aggravation.
307
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,820
The Roman poet Catullus said,
308
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:44,430
"I hate and I love and I know not why."
309
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,350
I'm not sure what to make of that.
310
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,570
Perhaps it'd be more useful in Latin.
311
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,260
"Odi et amo..."
312
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,070
I just want to know if I have a crush.
313
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,140
Well, does your heart rate elevate
314
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,540
when you're in her presence?
315
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,320
I suppose.
316
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:59,620
Does your stomach flutter?
317
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,450
Yes.
318
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:05,370
Sounds like your limbic system
might be doing its thing.
319
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,380
Oh, dear.
320
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,950
- Hey.
- Hey.
321
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,820
That's a lot of fabric.
322
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,380
Oh, it's not just fabric.
323
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,050
I also got pattern books
and an accessory kit.
324
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,800
Can I ask how much that all cost?
325
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:24,530
Well, it's hard to say,
because in the long run
326
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,010
I'm gonna save us money.
327
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,920
Well, what did it cost in the short run?
328
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,690
I don't know, a hundred dollars?
329
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,520
A hundred dollars?
What is wrong with you?
330
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,230
Why would you say that?
331
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,930
That is a good question.
332
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:40,070
I mean, what is wrong with you?
333
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,820
Why is it okay when you say it?
334
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,070
'Cause clearly there's
something wrong with you.
335
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,940
So you think it's fine that she spent
336
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,970
a hundred dollars on thread?
337
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,970
I think it's fine that she has
something that makes her happy.
338
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,130
What are you looking for?
339
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,400
Anybody but you.
340
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,980
Look, I get it.
341
00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:01,700
One time, Darlene got
all into scrapbooking.
342
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,520
Overnight, our den became
her scrapbooking room.
343
00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,730
What did you do?
344
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,700
I said, "Whatever
makes you happy, dear,"
345
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,920
and made love to her in
the scrapbooking room.
346
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,110
Ha.
347
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,450
Maybe if you had three kids,
you'd worry more about money.
348
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,760
Oh, we can't wait to have babies.
349
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,980
I just love the way
their little heads smell.
350
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:25,240
Does anybody in here
want to be my friend?
351
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,160
Anybody?
352
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,510
Look, Sheldon, you're not
gonna convince me to come here.
353
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,860
You're wasting your time.
354
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,910
I'm afraid we have a bigger problem.
355
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,690
What are you talking about?
356
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,000
I'm a scientist, and I
have to follow the data
357
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,600
wherever it leads,
whether I like it or not.
358
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:46,480
Get to the point.
359
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,570
It seems I have a crush on you.
360
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,960
What?
361
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,660
I'm as surprised as you are.
362
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:56,050
But I have all the symptoms
according to both Dr. Sturgis
363
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,280
and the editors of Sassy magazine.
364
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,190
Uh, Sheldon,
365
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,630
I'm really glad that you told me this,
366
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:13,770
'cause... the truth is, I
feel the same way about you.
367
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,250
You do?
368
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,920
I mean, I've been trying to hide it,
369
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:19,310
but now I don't have to anymore.
370
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,140
This is such a relief.
371
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,130
Oh, dear. This is new information.
372
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,750
I had been operating
under the assumption
373
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,520
that my crush was unrequited.
374
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:31,170
Oh, it's requited,
Sheldon. It's very requited.
375
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,610
Hmm.
376
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,160
What are you doing?
377
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,820
We have a crush on each other.
378
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:40,990
So?
379
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,260
Well, now we have to kiss.
380
00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:44,740
We do?
381
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,790
I mean, it's where the data has led us.
382
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,000
I suppose.
383
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,620
Okay.
384
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,810
Now close your eyes and pucker up.
385
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,800
This might tickle.
386
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,850
What's happening? Are we kissing?
387
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,290
You bet.
388
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,680
How was that?
389
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,920
I didn't feel anything romantic.
390
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,230
Hmm. Me, either.
391
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,900
I guess it wasn't a crush after all.
392
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,440
I guess not.
393
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,310
Hmm. That's a relief.
394
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,830
It is.
395
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,090
I went to three classes
before I figured it out.
396
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,340
Good thing I look spiffy in a mustache.
397
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,420
Hi.
398
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,980
Oh. Three days in a row.
399
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,510
If you were a man, I'd think
you was in love with me.
400
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,440
Well, this time I'm
actually gonna get a haircut.
401
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,500
I had a little accident.
402
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,640
Uh-oh, what happened?
403
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:57,290
Well, I was sewing and
got to daydreaming...
404
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,610
I love it.
405
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,790
You can make all my clothes from now on.
406
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,310
I'm-a wear this to the prom.
407
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,210
I was wrong, honey, you
really are good at this.
408
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,340
Boy, am I dumb.
409
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,220
George!
410
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,230
George! Help!
411
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,260
What?
412
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,240
- What's the matter?
- My hair got tangled in the machine.
413
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,610
So pull it out.
414
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,540
Don't you think I thought of that?!
415
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,500
Well, what do you want me to do?
416
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,970
All right, don't move.
417
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,840
And here we are.
418
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:39,450
Okay. Let's get that hat off
and see what we're dealing with.
419
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,930
- I don't want to.
- Oh, come on.
420
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,650
I've been doing this a long time.
421
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,420
I promise you I've seen worse.
422
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,390
Oh...
423
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,780
That's not bad at all.
424
00:17:55,530 --> 00:18:00,940
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