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Boom!
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Go, go, go.
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- Aw!
- Oh.
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Careful...
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Oh, God.
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Well, not quite yet.
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But that was something else.
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- A good something else?
- Oh, absolutely.
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I never thought Amenadiel's rod
being used in my sex life
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will be such a great thing.
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And I never thought your invulnerability
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- would have such extensive benefits.
- If I had known
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all I had to do was love you,
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and the simple act of loving you
would make me feel worthy of you.
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Which would then mean that my body
would no longer have to tell
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my unconscious mind to be vulnerable,
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allowing us to have
no-holds-barred sex all night long.
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Well, then,
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I would have done it
much sooner.
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Speaking of...
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Lucifer!
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Would it kill you to knock?
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Your door is an elevator.
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Dear me.
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So...
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how's it hanging, big guy? Ohhh.
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Your return to Heaven
has been requested.
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Ah, the more things change.
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You said this was the morning
you would ascend.
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- Did I?
- Yet here you are in bed, scantily clad.
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Talk about things not changing...
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It's time, Luci.
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Time for you to assume
your place on Father's throne.
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Amenadiel, what's the rush?
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Oh. What she said.
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The world needs a God.
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Yeah, but your dad
was on Earth for, what,
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a few months and everything was fine?
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Father may not have been in Heaven,
but he was still God.
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And Lucifer has been here
for weeks,
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and look, is the universe collapsing
or frogs falling from the sky?
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No, not that we know of.
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And if the universe were to fall apart,
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don't you think you of all angels
would know first?
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I suppose you're right.
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Still.
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What is he waiting for?
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You know, becoming God is a big job.
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Maybe he doesn't want to go
in halfcocked.
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I should definitely be full cocked.
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Chloe, it's a little too late
to say he's not ready.
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We just fought a war for him.
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Well, technically,
I did most of the fighting.
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Amenadiel,
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have a little faith in your brother.
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He'll get there.
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He always does.
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Right, Lucifer?
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
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Don't worry.
I know just what I need to do.
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I need you to tell me what to do.
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You need me to tell you
what to do to be God?
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Exactly.
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Well, you helped me
with all my troubles being the Devil.
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Why should the reverse be any different?
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I thought I wasn't
your therapist anymore.
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And look at what's happened?
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The world has no God.
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Clearly, I belong on his couch.
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Okay, so what is the problem?
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Well, I have seven billion problems
and only love one.
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What?
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Well, in order to be God, apparently,
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I need to care about all the humans
on the planet.
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An impossible feat,
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seeing as I find a large majority
of the human race to be insufferable.
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Then I was thinking, Doctor,
you help people.
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I'd like to think I do. Yes.
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And I've seen some of your patients,
I mean,
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talk about mouth breathers.
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So how is it possible that you are able
to care about all of them?
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Well, being a good therapist
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is about taking your own opinions
out of the equation.
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Listening without bias.
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Keeping your personal feelings
to yourself.
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- Oh, I think I understand.
- Probably not.
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You don't care about
your patients at all.
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That's definitely not what I was saying.
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So what you're saying is,
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I need to be able to help people
that I don't care about.
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If I prove I can do that,
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then I'll prove I can be God.
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Yeah. Well, I suppose
you've had worse ideas.
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Yes, thank you, Doctor.
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You know...
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You really do have a very special way
of helping me.
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Amazing.
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I suppose I do.
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Oh, good morning.
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Even better now.
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I mean, you know, because of you.
Not that dead body.
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Thanks, it's, um,
it's good to see you, too.
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Um, I just
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noticed they were showing Supercop here.
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I love that movie.
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Oh, my gosh. So do I.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I mean,
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Jackie Chan is amazing,
but personally, I love...
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Michelle Yeoh.
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Yeah, she steals the whole thing.
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Right? She is such a badass,
like, she just comes out of nowhere.
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- Yeah.
- Remember that part
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where she takes the chopsticks
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and she just used them his weapons?
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Yeah, she's like, shoo-shoo,
and then Jackie Chan just
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throws a bunch of 'em, and he's like...
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I scared 'em away.
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Yeah, it's funny, I actually, um,
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started taking karate lessons
because of her.
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- Really?
- I mean,
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I got a long way to go
before I reach Michelle Yeoh level.
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But, oh, she's so fun, you know,
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to learn all the moves.
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- Oh.
- I mean if you got kicked...
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Oh, easy. Easy now.
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- You are like...
- Oh!
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- It's okay. I got it.
- Oh, butterfingers...
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- Oh, hey.
- Sorry. Yeah.
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Old butterfingers over here.
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Ah, don't worry.
I drop stuff all the time.
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Um, you know,
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if they're showing this thing all week,
we should...
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- Murder!
- What?
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I-I-I mean, I mean, dead body...
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over there.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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So, uh, victim is a John Doe.
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Uh, no hits on prints, no wallet.
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Just a burner phone
with one number on it.
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Okay.
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Any witnesses?
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Nope. Body was called in anonymously.
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All right. Uh, I'll put a trace
on the number.
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I'll grab whatever footage I can
from CCTV cameras in the area.
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And what was the cause of death again?
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Well...
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Must have been one angry woman.
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Or Michelle Yeoh working on her moves.
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Right. Yeah.
Good one.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Lucifer.
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Out of my way, Miss Lopez,
I care about you.
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But you, I don't care about you at all.
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And that is why I'm going to help you.
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Personal barista at your service.
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I don't drink coffee.
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Oh, man after my own heart.
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Okay. Okay. Um, look,
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I appreciate what you're trying
to do here,
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whatever that is,
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but like I told you at the crime scene,
don't need your help.
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Well, unfortunately for both of us,
I need you to need my help.
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So come on,
let me be the answer to your prayers.
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I promise you, I'm all good.
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I didn't want
to have to do this
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but one last time before I'm God.
Tell me, Carol,
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what is it you truly desire?
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Really, I'm all good.
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Oh, did not have you
as the complex type but...
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Come on.
There must be something in there.
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Yeah.
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I want someone I can spend
the rest of my life with.
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Someone who loves me for who I am.
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Somebody I can wake up next to
in the morning
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and just totally connect with.
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Uh, I see. You want sex.
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No. What? No.
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Well, you are in luck, my friend.
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Because you are looking at
a literal sex God,
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one determined to help you get laid.
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Yeah. No, I am pretty sure
I don't need
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your help to find the right person.
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- Hmm.
- Besides, if I've gone this long...
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Oh, I see.
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I mean, I get a bit squirrelly myself
after a dry patch.
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How long's it been exactly?
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- I don't know, 14 maybe 15...
- Days.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Months.
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- Fifteen months!
- Shh.
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How can you even walk properly?
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Yeah, thank future me, I'm here.
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We need to remedy
this situation immediately.
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I do not understand what is happening
right now, but I can tell you this.
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I don't need your help to have sex.
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Uh, I could just come back later.
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Uh, no, Ella. Um, we-we...
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We're just, uh...
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Uh, I'm sorry. What's up?
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Um, well, we, uh, got the CCTV footage
back from the crime scene.
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Uh, the actual murder took place
out of frame, but we did get this.
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Huh?
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- Is she carrying...
- Bags.
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And the names on those bags
are all brand names of shoes.
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Well, the running is very suspicious.
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Yeah, especially because the COD
was a stiletto to the neck.
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Can we run the plates?
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Already done. Kate Jacobs.
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And guess what?
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Her phone number matches the one
in the victim's burner.
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Okay. Looks like I got a date
with the shoe lady.
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Not a date. Uh, it is, uh, it's...
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I have an interrogation
with the shoe lady.
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Uh...
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- Huh.
- Not a date.
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- It's...
- A date with the shoe lady.
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Maybe she'll give you the horn.
Shoehorn.
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Thank you, Lucifer, so much.
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Now, if you'll please excuse me.
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Like I said, I do not need your help.
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I need your help.
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Oh, yeah?
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Come in.
Going a little stir crazy actually.
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It's taking a while for Lucifer
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to start running the family business.
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And it's fine. I trust him.
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I'm just not used to having
this much time on my hands.
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Anyhow, what's up?
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Uh, it's that guy
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Carol, you know, Detective Corbett.
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It's just, uh,
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it's just that, you know,
well, he's nice. Okay?
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Maybe a little too nice
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and suspiciously normal.
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And it's just, I mean,
he's just too good to be true.
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You like him? Aw.
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No, no, no "aw." Okay, I mean, I...
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I love kung fu movies, okay?
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And apparently he loves
kung fu movies, too.
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But, I mean, he's clearly lying
to manipulate me, right?
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I mean, what are the chances
we both like the same thing?
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Um, well, you pretty much
like everything Ella.
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So pretty high.
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Okay, fine. But he's also just
super cute and insanely polite.
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Says all right things.
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And he picked up my bag.
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Who does that?
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He reminds you of Pete, huh?
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It's just really hard to trust someone
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after your last BF was an SK.
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Serial killer.
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Well,
Carol isn't a serial killer,
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and he was one of Dan's best friends.
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Yeah, but you didn't know that Pete was
a serial killer, and neither did Dan.
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Right. Good point.
257
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,392
Well, what would help?
258
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:09,063
I don't know,
knowing every single thing about him.
259
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:13,067
- You're saying you want to investigate?
- What?
260
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:17,613
You mean, like, stalk him on Facebook
or see if he's on Instagram?
261
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:22,284
No, no, no. I'm thinking more along the
lines of the precinct personnel files.
262
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,371
Oh, I don't know about that.
263
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,249
I just... Maybe I just overreacted.
264
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,458
No, no, no. It's good.
265
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,293
It's good to do a little recon.
266
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,102
You have to know
what you're getting into
267
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,463
- Come on.
- Right.
268
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:43,846
I didn't kill him.
269
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,933
I sell designer accessories.
270
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,476
He was my best client.
271
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,270
Okay.
272
00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:52,398
So if you didn't kill him,
273
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,483
why did you run
from the scene of the crime?
274
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,403
Well, we were supposed to be
meeting up for a sale,
275
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,364
but when I got there, I found him dead.
276
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,448
I panicked.
277
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,096
I mean, I still called it in, though.
278
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,375
What a stand-up citizen.
279
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455
Wouldn't you agree, Detective Corbett?
280
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,291
Who is that?
281
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,709
That's nobody.
282
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,419
Please ignore him.
283
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:18,299
So if the victim
was one of your "best clients,"
284
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:21,427
why didn't you wait
for the police to arrive?
285
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,389
I mean, unless your goods are stolen?
286
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,559
I can neither confirm nor deny that.
287
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:32,271
What you can't
deny is the chemistry between you two.
288
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,815
Seriously, who is that?
289
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,151
This is the voice of God.
290
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:43,365
Lucifer,
please get out of there.
291
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,825
I'm here for you.
292
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:45,909
So as you wish.
293
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,663
Okay. Um...
294
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,831
Lucifer, that was
295
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,459
not an invitation
for you to come in here.
296
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,752
Leave, please.
297
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,963
Assertive, yet polite.
An attractive combo, wouldn't you say?
298
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,506
I am so sorry about this...
299
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,067
But also thoughtful
and sensitive.
300
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,136
That makes you want to
jump his bones, doesn't it?
301
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,597
What is going on here?
302
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,475
I am here to facilitate
a love connection.
303
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,102
I know you two have so much in common.
304
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,980
Kate, you are... a criminal.
305
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,857
And Carol here catches criminals.
306
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,776
So, see? Perfect.
307
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,403
She is a person of interest
in a murder investigation.
308
00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:22,839
So you're saying you're interested?
309
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:23,863
No. No. Whoa, whoa,
310
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,950
- I'm not still in trouble, am I?
- Well, that depends, Miss Jacobs.
311
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,203
Do you have any information
that could be useful to us?
312
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,663
Maybe the name of the victim,
for starters.
313
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,248
I have his first name.
314
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,333
Fred.
315
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,920
I don't ask a lot of my clients.
Just that they pay in cash.
316
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,755
Of course.
317
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,343
Uh, can you think of anything else?
318
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,764
Well, Fred was always
buying this woman, Fiona, shoes.
319
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,767
But lately, I've been hearing
about another woman.
320
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:56,563
In fact, I actually heard them arguing
on the phone, and she sounded jealous.
321
00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:00,275
Hmm. A messy love triangle
speaks to motive.
322
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,562
And do you know the other
woman's name, by any chance?
323
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,071
Busty.
324
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,156
It's a weird name, right?
325
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:07,408
It's why I remember it.
326
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,826
Wait.
327
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,245
I know a drag queen named Busty
328
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,456
who performs at Hamburger Mary's.
Busty Bazoongas.
329
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,708
There can't be two of those.
330
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,575
Pun Intended.
331
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,920
Okay, well,
if it's with the high-end accessories,
332
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,005
and it is the only lead we have.
333
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,799
Miss Jacobs, you are free to go,
334
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,927
as long as your alibi checks out,
of course.
335
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,388
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,183
See? You helped me, buddy.
337
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,353
So, thank you, and...
338
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,188
Bye!
339
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,442
You are welcome.
340
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,244
I don't feel any different.
341
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,181
Come on, Marty. Just try my
badge one more time. I'm sure...
342
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,041
Miss Decker,
you are no longer a detective.
343
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,752
And Lopez, you don't have access.
344
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,463
Sorry, ladies.
345
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,131
Rules are rules.
346
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,590
Marty.
347
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,551
- Artisan donut truck's here.
- Ooh.
348
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,356
Well, we tried.
349
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,151
You know, he's right.
350
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,070
I mean, rules are rules, and...
351
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,698
they're there for a reason.
352
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,342
But you know,
maybe it's for the best...
353
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:34,494
Because...
354
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,206
Ella, look,
355
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,293
the lock it's just...
356
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,294
- Broken.
- Whoa.
357
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,504
Yeah.
358
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,173
Oh, you're gonna just...
359
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,008
- Come on.
- Uh...
360
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,969
Okay, yeah,
361
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:55,140
I guess, um, if we're quick... Oh, God.
362
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:11,573
Well... Aren't you
an all-American slice of pie.
363
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,991
Table for one?
364
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,159
Hopefully?
365
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,787
Unfortunately not. I am
Detective Carol Corbett,
366
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,705
LAPD. I'm actually here
367
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,041
to ask a couple of questions.
368
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:27,631
Um, could you tell me where
a Miss Bazoongas, uh, would be, Busty?
369
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,424
Yeah, she's about to go on.
370
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,260
She's just running a scooch behind.
371
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,221
Poor thing. She barely had time to tuck.
372
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,181
Our regular headliner,
373
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:39,017
didn't bother to show tonight.
Frickin' Fiona.
374
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,602
Hmm.
375
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,479
So, Fiona works here, too.
376
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,356
Mm-hmm.
377
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:50,654
Would you say that Fiona and Busty
have a hostile relationship at all?
378
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,864
Fiona Fierce?
379
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,284
She's literally hostile with everyone.
380
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,953
Let me ask you something, though.
381
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,456
Why are all detectives called "dicks"?
382
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,377
- Uh, you're a detective?
- Yes.
383
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,546
Hi. I'm the club's manager, Niles.
Can I help you?
384
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,964
Great. Um...
385
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,091
Thank you.
386
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,639
So sorry to bother you.
387
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:18,849
I am investigating
388
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,726
the murder of a man named Fred.
389
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,185
What?
390
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,604
Fiona is dead?
391
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,563
God!
392
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,316
She was a bitch.
But, she was our bitch.
393
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,525
Wait.
394
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,736
Fiona is Fred's drag persona?
395
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,444
That means that
396
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,574
Busty was actually fighting with Fred,
right before he died.
397
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,618
Whoa, wait. You think Brian did this?
398
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,910
Who's Brian?
399
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,163
Brian's drag persona is Busty,
400
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,625
- the queen taking Fiona's spot.
- Busty, got it. Okay.
401
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,712
Excuse me, Detective.
I have to go cue up the show.
402
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,339
Of course.
403
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,133
Hello. Hello. Hello.
404
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,510
Are you ready for an amazing show?
405
00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:01,642
All righty.
Welcome, ladies and gentle-ladies!
406
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,286
Huh. Who am I kidding? I know you're all
407
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,354
bitches and whores, am I right?
408
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,773
Now, I want you to clap your hands
409
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:08,982
louder than my cheeks
410
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,443
while watching a Ryan Gosling movie
411
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,570
during a thunderstorm...
412
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,239
Because we have a very special
performance coming up,
413
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,827
one this queen would kill for.
414
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,375
My dear friend
joining me onstage
415
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,043
puts the "ass" in classy,
416
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,462
just the "tip" in tipsy,
417
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,755
and puts the "hot,"
418
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,591
in ooh-aah-hot!
419
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,512
And he loves a tramp.
420
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,681
Tramp
421
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,975
Tramp
422
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,103
Ooh
423
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,313
Yeah
424
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,440
She gets too hungry for
425
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,401
Dinner at 8:00 now
426
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,069
She hates the theater
427
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,737
But she never comes late
428
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,823
And Miss Ting never bothers
429
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,241
With the people that she hates
430
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,869
And, that's why the lady is a tramp...
431
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,121
Lucifer Morningstar...
432
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,580
She gets beside you
433
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,582
She howls and she moans
434
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,543
Tells Splenderella
435
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,294
Just to leave her alone
436
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,171
She's not so hot
437
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,965
But her shape is her own
438
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,006
That's why, that's why
439
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,219
The lady is a tramp now
440
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,970
She loves the free
441
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,723
Fresh wind in her hair
442
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,307
Life without care
443
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,893
- She's broke.
- Is that so?
444
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,729
Hates California
445
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,689
It's so smoggy and damp
446
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,692
That's why the lady is a tramp now
447
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,861
She flew down to London
448
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,280
And left me behind
449
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,865
And I missed the crowning
450
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,992
But I didn't mind
451
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,870
She won't play Scarlett
In Gone with the Wind...
452
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:45,996
That's gotta rhyme.
453
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,124
That's why the lady is a tramp now
454
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:53,336
She likes to go rowing
Down on Central Park Lake
455
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,672
She picks a prize fight
456
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,132
That isn't a fake
457
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,134
Why, she even goes to the opera
458
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,844
And stays wide awake
459
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:04,347
That's why the lady is a tramp now
460
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,017
I like the green grass
461
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,769
Under my shoes
462
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,270
Now what can I lose?
463
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,353
Lose?
464
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,898
- She's flat.
- Well, that's that.
465
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,777
She's all alone
When I lower my lamp
466
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,653
That's why the lady
467
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,739
That's why the lady
468
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:24,034
That's why the lady
469
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:29,539
Is a tramp
470
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,751
Lucifer Morningstar,
ladies and gentlemen!
471
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:33,834
Thank you.
472
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,477
You never know where he's gonna turn up.
473
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,422
Ooh.
474
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,090
Ooh, and ooh-ooh.
475
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,231
Whoa, it says here Carol was in vice.
476
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,566
Wow. Infiltrated a citywide meth ring.
477
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,819
Takes a special kind of person
to pull that off.
478
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,780
Yeah. Yeah, a liar person.
479
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,114
Shh. Trixie's sleeping.
480
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,077
But, I mean, isn't that
what undercover cops do?
481
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,287
Run around pretending
to be something they're not?
482
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,457
And... And he did it for three years?
483
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,125
Mmm. Two years.
484
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,671
Looks like he took
a year off after vice.
485
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,714
Wait a second.
486
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:23,718
You're saying that after he was
a professional liar, he just vanished?
487
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,347
Chloe, that's even worse.
Who knows what he was doing?
488
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,183
Well, working undercover
can be extremely stressful.
489
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,269
He probably just took
some time off to decompress.
490
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,354
Cops do it all the time.
491
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,249
Ella, I hate to say it.
I just don't think
492
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,191
there's anything left
to investigate here.
493
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406
Yeah.
494
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,491
Yeah, you're probably right.
495
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,538
Well, did you find the killer?
496
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:55,125
It seems that you are the main suspect
at the moment.
497
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,461
Say what now?
498
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,756
Look, in Busty's defense,
I did hear Fiona was a bit of a bitch.
499
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:05,760
Yeah, Fiona was a raging ball of a
bitch, but she became my mentor.
500
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,055
I've always been something
of a comedy queen.
501
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,057
And lately, I've been working on...
502
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,060
serving more fish.
503
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,314
Upping her beauty game.
504
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,397
Oh.
505
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,360
Nobody does Glamazon
like Fiona Fierce.
506
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,530
She was helping me revamp
my entire drag persona.
507
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,075
She even gave me this...
508
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,328
this really cute pair of heels.
509
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,579
Oh.
510
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,247
From Kate?
511
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:35,707
Yeah.
512
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:39,419
Kate told us that she heard you
and Fiona arguing on the phone.
513
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,421
Oh, we argued like trailer trash
514
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,925
in a Walmart parking lot
on Black Friday.
515
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,468
And for good reason.
516
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,974
Everybody sees drag as this
pinnacle of self-discovery
517
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,227
that once you found this world,
this life, that's it.
518
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,771
Supposed to be this...
519
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,316
fierce idol that's
got it all figured out.
520
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,610
God-like, almost.
521
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,322
Owning one's self down
to the last manicured nail.
522
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,176
But confidence is a work in progress.
523
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,245
I mean, when is anyone's chicken
ever fully cooked.
524
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:15,830
Know what I mean?
525
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,457
Yes.
526
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,668
Drag saved me.
527
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,004
This make-up, this jewelry,
this is my armor.
528
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,090
And Fiona helped me see that.
529
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,801
Even though the paint
can give me strength,
530
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,886
it still has to come from within.
531
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:34,391
I think I was holding part of myself
back 'cause I was afraid that,
532
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,852
well, that if I put too much effort
into being...
533
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,982
It sounds stupid, a pretty queen...
534
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,984
that people would laugh at me.
535
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,027
And not in a good way.
536
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:49,990
But if we're gonna change the world,
and hunty...
537
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,242
we are.
538
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:56,871
Queens like me gotta work on
facing all of our fears
539
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,832
and knowing we're enough.
540
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,293
If you don't mind me asking, uh...
541
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,964
What exactly were you
and Fiona arguing about?
542
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,008
Fiona was pushing me.
543
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,676
I didn't always want to hear it,
544
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,095
but I knew what she was saying.
545
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,682
Yes.
546
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:19,853
I am Busty Bazoongas.
547
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,357
But until I can look within,
548
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,276
and own that,
549
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,903
I will never be...
550
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,448
Who you're truly meant to be.
551
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:32,824
Yeah.
552
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,828
And, we truly want to find the killer.
553
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,414
Good luck on that one.
554
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,791
As I said, Fiona's list of enemies
555
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,419
was as long as my luxurious wig.
556
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:49,090
Okay, well, at least I have
the full legal name now.
557
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,301
I can get into financials and emails.
558
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:54,220
Well maybe, you and Busty
can do that together,
559
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,347
over a candlelit dinner.
560
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,476
Oh, okay, I'm flattered.
561
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,895
And you-you are adorable.
562
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,982
But, um, I'm afraid this queen's
long-term beau would object.
563
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,567
Right.
564
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,740
Look, don't give up hope quite yet.
565
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:14,991
Maybe the hostess is single.
566
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,701
She seemed quite taken with you.
567
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,913
Sure. And she's great,
but not what I'm looking for.
568
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,373
Okay, well, just because
I don't care about you
569
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:24,137
doesn't mean you can't
care about somebody.
570
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,795
So, what are you looking for?
571
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,672
I don't know. Uh, somebody
with a great heart,
572
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,842
who's kind, and smart,
and gives great hugs,
573
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,135
and has amazing T shirts.
574
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,096
- Hang on.
- What?
575
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,098
You're describing Miss Lopez?
576
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,516
No, I'm not.
577
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,853
Okay, fine. I am.
But don't say anything, okay?
578
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:46,523
Because I'm pretty sure
she doesn't think of me like that.
579
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,817
Well, of course, she doesn't.
You're monochromatic.
580
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,620
And I'm not just talking
about your clothes.
581
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,946
But I have good news for you.
582
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,365
I happen to know Miss Lopez very well,
583
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,992
which means I'm ideally qualified
to help you transform
584
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,411
into the kind of man she would be
interested in.
585
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:02,956
- Mm-hmm.
- Let me be your Fiona.
586
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,791
Great.
587
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,668
Wait. No. What?
588
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,600
Um, excuse me.
589
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,104
You're excused.
590
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,523
Hey, who are you?
591
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:30,316
Did you escape from your room?
592
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,069
Chill, Ratchet.
593
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,362
Not a damn soul.
594
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,948
Oh, well, you're not a demon.
595
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,200
Ding, ding.
596
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,785
- You are correct.
- Look,
597
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:43,496
I was just on a break,
and I kind of have to get back.
598
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:47,458
But whoever you are, you're really not
supposed to be here.
599
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,588
Seriously!
600
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,841
You are really not supposed to be here.
601
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,140
You're an angel?
602
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,268
I don't understand. Who are you?
603
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,437
What are you doing here?
604
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,399
Came to see him.
605
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,030
Michael!
606
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,825
Oh, um... Sorry.
607
00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,924
Nobody is allowed to talk
to the prisoner.
608
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,662
Something I can help you with?
609
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:28,333
Sure. Wanna help me
destroy Lucifer Morningstar?
610
00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:36,257
Yeah, I didn't think so.
611
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,634
Wait.
612
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,510
You don't want Michael's help.
613
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,512
He failed, badly.
614
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,264
"Epically" is more like it.
615
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,016
And that's why I want to talk to him.
616
00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,285
I need to know what he did wrong.
617
00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:47,769
So I don't make the same mistakes.
618
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,145
Oh, simple.
619
00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:50,438
He overthought everything.
620
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,690
His plan was way too complex.
621
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,710
He should have just walked
right up to Lucifer and shot him
622
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,110
like that stupid human did.
623
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,948
That guy actually got closer to
destroying Lucifer than anyone else.
624
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,326
What stupid human?
625
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,268
Carol?
626
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,020
What's up?
627
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,734
Um, have you seen Lucifer anywhere?
628
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,059
He wanted me to meet him here.
629
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,612
Maybe I have.
Maybe I haven't.
630
00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,614
- I mean, I haven't, though.
- Oh.
631
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,639
Do you want to, maybe,
take those off?
632
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,413
No, I do all my best work
in the dark.
633
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,873
Not in a creepy way,
but, you know, in a...
634
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,419
bad boy kind of way.
635
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,421
'Cause I'm a bad boy.
636
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,215
- Are you undercover?
- Nah.
637
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,718
This is just how I roll.
After-hours style.
638
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,094
You know what I'm saying?
639
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,431
This is all me.
640
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:10,351
I mean... It's not really me,
but, I mean, it is me.
641
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,395
- I mean, it's "me" me...
- Are you high?
642
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,564
No! Okay... You know what, um...
643
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:15,857
Ah, okay...
644
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:17,190
This was a huge mistake.
645
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,029
- You know what? That we can agree on.
- Okay.
646
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:21,821
Just because we agree,
647
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,786
it doesn't mean that
we're good for each other.
648
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,263
- Wait, hold on, what?
- I mean, I...
649
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,035
- Do you think...
- I gotta go.
650
00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:28,118
Wait, El...
651
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,792
Oh, leaving so soon?
652
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,254
I just had the weirdest... never mind.
653
00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:41,674
- Where were you?
- Well, I saw you two lovebirds,
654
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,969
and I didn't want to interrupt because
I know how much you love a bad boy.
655
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,139
What? No, no.
I do not love bad boys, okay?
656
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,099
Because bad boys are...
Well, bad.
657
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,351
I actually hate them.
658
00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,979
Oh, well, I wish you would've informed
me of this personal growth.
659
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,104
Duly noted.
660
00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:57,439
Wait a second.
661
00:30:57,774 --> 00:31:00,610
- This was all your doing, wasn't it?
- Yes, it was.
662
00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:03,196
So apart from his name,
please don't be upset with Carol.
663
00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:05,088
Just tell me what
you're looking for now,
664
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,756
and I'll make the necessary adjustments.
665
00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,828
I don't even know.
I mean, I thought I liked Carol,
666
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,082
the way he was, but I don't even know
who that is.
667
00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:16,542
I mean, he clearly knows how to lie.
668
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,294
Like I said, that was my doing.
669
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:19,605
And technically, it's not a lie.
670
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,756
But he was willing to go
along with it, Lucifer.
671
00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:23,257
Willing to manipulate me.
672
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:26,719
And the point is, I don't know
if I can trust him.
673
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,347
I mean, if he can lie
about being a bad boy,
674
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:32,350
then maybe he is lying
about "liking kung fu movies."
675
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:36,437
And next thing you know, he's got
a secret room full of murder flowers.
676
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:40,066
Ah, right. I see.
677
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,819
You're suffering from Pete-TSD.
678
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,404
I just...
679
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:48,199
I mean, it figures, too, with everything
680
00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:50,701
feeling so strange,
like God's gone. I...
681
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:55,415
I've been pretending
like he's still up there,
682
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:59,710
but I'm going to need the real deal
for this Carol situation and...
683
00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:04,632
I've been trying really hard but...
684
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,677
I just can't feel him.
685
00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:12,432
Well, I'm sure that somebody somewhere
is trying to remedy that.
686
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:17,520
Unfortunately for you, you're not
the person he needs to help right now.
687
00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:25,069
Unless, if me helping you prove
that Carol isn't a lying,
688
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:28,114
cheating serial killer
can actually help him...
689
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,032
Conundrum averted.
690
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,203
Miss Lopez, I'll do it.
691
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,038
Do what?
692
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:42,980
You know, I always forget
693
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,881
what an excellent picklock you are,
Miss Lopez.
694
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,883
Uh, let's just do what
we came here to do
695
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:50,261
before I change my mind
and Carol comes home from work.
696
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,344
Hmm.
697
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:59,270
Oh. Posh, if bland, furniture.
698
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:03,774
A photograph of his mum.
699
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:06,277
Kung fu posters everywhere, see.
700
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,072
He is clearly what he presents to be,
a poster boy for beige.
701
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,617
And since that's what you're going
for these days, you win!
702
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,535
And so do I. Come on.
703
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,246
I can't leave until I see
what's in his closet.
704
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,126
Will the helping never end?
705
00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,882
Oh, come on. What are you waiting for?
Open it.
706
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,676
Right. Yeah.
707
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:46,984
Okay, no secret room.
708
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:50,196
No murder flowers.
709
00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,449
Nothing scary.
710
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:54,742
Well, speak for yourself.
711
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:58,538
Personally, I am terrified at
the amount of khakis he owns.
712
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:00,039
Goodness me.
713
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:01,498
Wait a second.
714
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,417
There's still that missing year.
715
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,670
What was he doing that whole time?
716
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:09,382
Miss Lopez, Carol is not Pete.
717
00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:13,553
Maybe you'll just have to accept
that this one is just a good guy.
718
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:16,597
And that you deserve that.
719
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,767
You're right.
720
00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:23,271
You're right. I've been doing
the work on me,
721
00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:28,901
and I've accepted my darkness,
and I still love myself.
722
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:30,235
Damn it.
723
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,322
And Carol is the result.
724
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:35,616
A perfectly normal super-sweet guy.
725
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,035
Excellent. Now go forth
and bed your man.
726
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,304
- That's not what I'm trying to...
- No, no.
727
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,455
No need to thank me.
All in a God's day's work.
728
00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,975
- We should get out of here.
- Actually, no.
729
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,959
I think I might send for a maid service
730
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,503
to enhance your bedding experience
before you get...
731
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,673
down and dirty.
732
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,550
What the hell is that?
733
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,344
It appears to be a locked,
734
00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,763
human-sized trunk
at the foot of his bed.
735
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,651
You want to go on a bounty with me?
736
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,278
Yeah. I think it'd be fun.
737
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,196
And my schedule is wide open.
738
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,080
Lucifer told me
you're not going down to Hell.
739
00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,950
Oh! Oh! Congratulations
on the engagement.
740
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,411
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
741
00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,639
So I figured you're probably busy
planning the wedding,
742
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:23,663
so maybe I can help.
743
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,460
Something's off with you.
744
00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:31,297
What? No, no.
No, I'm just bored, really.
745
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,384
Okay. Well, I don't have
any bounties right now,
746
00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:37,229
but if anything comes up,
I'll let you know.
747
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:38,303
Hold on.
748
00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:41,098
So, if I'm going to be helping you out,
749
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,643
maybe you can help me out...
750
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,854
with, um
some sparring lessons.
751
00:35:48,022 --> 00:35:50,149
- Sparring lessons?
- Yeah.
752
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,904
No offense, Decker,
but I'd snap you like a twig.
753
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:02,995
What the hell was that?
754
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:09,835
I said I want to spar, bitch.
755
00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,047
Bitch?
756
00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:16,092
Okay. Okay.
757
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:20,221
Don't say I didn't warn you... bitch.
758
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:27,602
Come on.
759
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,792
We done?
760
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,160
People lock things up all the time.
761
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,847
It doesn't make it nefarious.
762
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,433
Perhaps he is just housing
his nicest pair of chinos.
763
00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:07,435
Yeah, yeah, or a dead body!
764
00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:09,228
Don't be ridiculous. We'd smell it.
765
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:11,355
Okay, maybe something's
wrong with Carol.
766
00:37:11,439 --> 00:37:13,566
Maybe something is wrong with me.
767
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:15,651
But I have to know
what's in there, Lucifer.
768
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,531
- I...
- I... I can't pick that lock.
769
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:22,491
I've got bolt cutters in my car.
770
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,325
Miss Lopez!
771
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,996
Would you look at that.
772
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,456
Lock's broken.
773
00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,958
- Two broken locks in two days.
- Hmm.
774
00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,709
Weird.
775
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,213
Okay... open it.
776
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,968
Alcohol?
777
00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:47,975
Well, it is a fairly good
bottle of scotch,
778
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,477
but this seems like overkill.
779
00:37:50,895 --> 00:37:52,480
"One day at a time."
780
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,818
Carol's a recovering alcoholic.
781
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,279
Oh, that is fantastic news!
782
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:02,823
I mean, well, no murder flowers, right?
783
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:04,283
We shouldn't be here.
784
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,038
Oh, my gosh. It's Carol.
What do we do?
785
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,207
Well, I believe it's customary
to answer it.
786
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:12,708
Right, yeah.
787
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,085
Hey, Carol, whatcha doin'?
788
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,922
You're not headed home, are you?
789
00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:21,801
Uh, no.
I am actually at Fred's apartment.
790
00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:23,803
Yes, that's great. Uh-huh.
791
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:27,014
I looked through his records
and I couldn't find anything,
792
00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:30,351
so I figured I'd stop by here
and see if I could find something.
793
00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:31,519
And I think that I did.
794
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,437
Right, uh...
795
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:36,273
Somebody broke in
and they rifled through Fred's computer,
796
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,192
which is currently open to
a calendar event...
797
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:39,985
for his meeting with Kate.
798
00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:41,153
Oh, uh, got you.
799
00:38:41,237 --> 00:38:44,365
Oh, so you're saying that, um...
That someone went there
800
00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:47,117
looking for Fred
and they didn't find him,
801
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:50,120
but they found the address
on his computer,
802
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,373
and they went to confront Fred there?
803
00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,918
Exactly. So I was hoping you could
come over and dust for prints
804
00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:57,962
because I am guessing
whoever broke in here
805
00:38:58,462 --> 00:38:59,922
is probably our killer.
806
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,049
Oh, I mean, fingerprints?
807
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,217
Oh, right.
808
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,678
Uh, I could totally do that.
809
00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,447
Because it's not like I'm doing
anything important, you know.
810
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,931
I'm just hanging out by myself.
811
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,059
Okay, great.
I am at 602 Maplehurst.
812
00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:15,062
Oh, wow. That's right around the corner.
813
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:16,438
Really?
814
00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:18,065
That's funny.
815
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,901
I live close by here, too.
I guess we're neighbors.
816
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:22,945
Wow! What a coincidence.
817
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,154
See you soon.
818
00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:30,202
Yeah, okay, um...
819
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,705
Bye.
820
00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:44,842
So much for wiping my tracks.
821
00:39:45,718 --> 00:39:46,719
Now you've seen me.
822
00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:48,386
Okay...
823
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:50,347
Niles? It's... It's Niles, right?
824
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:53,475
Why don't... Why don't you
just put the knife down, Niles,
825
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,644
and then we can have a talk, okay?
826
00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:57,396
Uh-uh. Nothing getting out of here.
827
00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:58,939
And I don't want to hurt you,
828
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,442
but I will if I have to, so...
829
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,694
Let me think, um...
830
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,696
Okay, go ahead. Think.
831
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,740
Handcuff yourself to that table.
832
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,325
Niles...
833
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:10,408
Do it!
834
00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:16,790
Okay. You got it.
835
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,337
Okay. Just give me a second.
836
00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:29,929
We good?
837
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,975
This is all an accident, you know.
838
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,438
I just wanted to talk to Fred, but...
839
00:40:40,189 --> 00:40:43,192
things escalated,
got physical and we fell.
840
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:46,946
It wasn't until I got up that I even saw
the heel in his neck.
841
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,825
You said you wanted to talk to him.
842
00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:55,162
And what did you want to
talk to him about, Niles?
843
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,706
He was sleeping with my boyfriend!
844
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,211
I saw the shoes Fred sent him.
845
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,880
The little love note
he put in the box:
846
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,299
"So you can see yourself
the way I see you...
847
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,385
truly beautiful."
848
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,071
- This one...
- Hey...
849
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,806
- Carol?
- We're okay.
850
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,724
We're good.
851
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,666
Right, Niles?
852
00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:20,729
Niles, your boyfriend...
853
00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,565
It's Brian, isn't it?
854
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,235
Busty?
855
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,153
I love him so much.
856
00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,782
But he started acting strange.
857
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:33,367
He was secretive.
858
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,536
So when the shoe's arrived,
it all clicked.
859
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:37,454
Fred was having an affair with him.
860
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,707
Fred was helping Brian
be a better Busty.
861
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:40,990
They weren't having an affair.
862
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:43,002
Yes, they were!
863
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,631
It's happened to me before...
with my ex.
864
00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:50,467
He cheated on me, too.
865
00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,847
Lied, hid things from me.
866
00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:57,683
No, no... Brian was doing
all the same things.
867
00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:00,894
Your ex fooled you, but you weren't
going to miss it again, right?
868
00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,288
But just because somebody hurts you
869
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,632
doesn't mean the next person
is going to do the same thing.
870
00:42:05,024 --> 00:42:06,650
No, no...
871
00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:09,945
He was cheating. I...
872
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:12,573
Supercop.
873
00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:27,671
Well done, Miss Lopez.
874
00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,965
And...
875
00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:38,891
Come on.
876
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,504
Okay, I'm out.
877
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,506
What? So soon?
878
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:12,966
- We just started.
- Well...
879
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:16,053
You really are enjoying
the super strength stuff, huh?
880
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:19,389
Yeah, it's fun to have
this much power.
881
00:43:19,473 --> 00:43:20,473
I mean, you would know.
882
00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:22,142
- You love it.
- Yeah, I love it.
883
00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,227
It's great.
884
00:43:23,352 --> 00:43:25,145
You know what else I love? Sleep.
885
00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:26,522
I'm out.
886
00:43:26,814 --> 00:43:27,814
Wait!
887
00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:31,652
Same time tomorrow, yeah?
888
00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:38,408
Chloe, are you okay?
889
00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:41,662
Yeah, I'm fine.
Why wouldn't I be?
890
00:43:44,248 --> 00:43:46,458
Well, like you said, I have
a wedding to plan,
891
00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:49,753
so I'm gonna... pass on tomorrow.
892
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,575
- You got him?
- Mm-hmm.
893
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:04,017
Okay, thank you.
894
00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:10,065
- Hey.
- Hey.
895
00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,651
Niles' story matches the autopsy report,
896
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:13,902
so, it wasn't premeditated.
897
00:44:14,027 --> 00:44:16,613
And hopefully, that will be
reflected in his sentence.
898
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:17,780
Oh, that's great!
899
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,535
Yeah, um... Hey, uh, hold on.
900
00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:23,036
Just, um... one second.
901
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,080
I'm sorry...
902
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,501
about the other day at Lux, the-the...
903
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,671
The after-hours Carol that is not me.
904
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:36,383
I was just... I was taking
some very bad advice because, um...
905
00:44:39,178 --> 00:44:42,055
Well... I'm just gonna say it.
906
00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:44,683
- I like you.
- I broke into your place.
907
00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:47,561
- You did what?
- I stole your personnel file.
908
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:51,064
I worried about your vice days
and that missing year, and I broke in.
909
00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:57,404
And I found your trunk, and I opened it,
910
00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,741
which I-I-I know is something
911
00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:05,078
that is yours to tell
in-in your own time, and...
912
00:45:05,162 --> 00:45:06,162
It's okay.
913
00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:09,291
I'm not ashamed of it.
914
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,191
It's just... It's... It's something
915
00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:14,046
that doesn't come up
in casual conversation.
916
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:16,590
And as for the year,
uh, that is missing,
917
00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:18,884
I... I was in rehab.
918
00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:21,929
And when you get out of rehab,
919
00:45:22,012 --> 00:45:25,807
they tell you to take
things slowly, everything,
920
00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:28,227
including... dating.
921
00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:33,690
And I think that's maybe
why I've been so buttoned up.
922
00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:34,815
And since...
923
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,987
I dunno, I've just been struggling
to figure out who I am again,
924
00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:42,532
and being around you,
it just... It's just easy.
925
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:48,288
I'm just...
the best version of myself again.
926
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,670
Uh, well, I-I get it.
927
00:45:55,045 --> 00:46:01,176
I mean, figuring out who you really are
is... quite the journey.
928
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,695
- Yeah.
- And, uh,
929
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,723
I am so sorry for what I did,
Carol, and...
930
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,310
Okay, not that this is any excuse
whatsoever, but, um...
931
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,896
the last guy I dated
932
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,023
was sort of a, um...
933
00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:17,359
serial killer.
934
00:46:18,402 --> 00:46:23,657
And, uh, that sort of thing
tends to lead to a little mistrust
935
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,742
in the romance department.
936
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,830
Wow.
937
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,845
Guess that's one more thing we have
in common, huh?
938
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:37,795
Baggage.
939
00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:41,718
- Yeah, buckets of baggage.
- Yeah.
940
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:46,471
So... you're not mad?
941
00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:49,308
Well, it's not great that
you broke into my apartment
942
00:46:49,683 --> 00:46:53,103
and stole my personnel file,
943
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,731
but, um, I'm gonna go out on a limb
944
00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,984
and say it's a sign you like me, too.
945
00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:03,739
You still wanna go see Supercop?
946
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:09,243
Yeah.
947
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,620
Cool.
948
00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:12,998
- Great.
- All right, great.
949
00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:16,168
Just-Just one, one more. Just a tiny...
950
00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:17,252
Um...
951
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,424
Promise me that
if you ever wanna know anything,
952
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:25,844
uh, about me ever again, that, uh...
953
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,597
That you'll just ask.
954
00:47:29,723 --> 00:47:30,723
Deal.
955
00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:32,808
Great.
956
00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,438
See ya.
957
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:52,996
Damn.
958
00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:55,207
Ugh.
959
00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:04,216
Eh.
960
00:48:06,218 --> 00:48:07,677
Oh, sorry.
961
00:48:08,387 --> 00:48:09,387
Were you using this?
962
00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:11,014
Ah, finally.
963
00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:13,433
An opponent. I thought I'd be
Forrest Gumping it forever.
964
00:48:13,517 --> 00:48:14,517
Here you go.
965
00:48:14,601 --> 00:48:15,727
Ball up.
966
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:21,983
I'm not here for ping-pong.
967
00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:28,198
Oh, whoa, holy... Wow! Those are...
968
00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:31,534
Wait a minute.
969
00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,120
Did Lucifer send you?
970
00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:34,662
Not exactly.
971
00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:36,498
But he is the reason why I'm here.
972
00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:37,915
Huh?
973
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:40,198
You're ruining all my cool lines.
974
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:42,860
I heard you almost killed the Devil.
975
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:44,588
Yeah.
976
00:48:45,424 --> 00:48:46,425
Almost.
977
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,070
It's one of the worst things
I've ever done.
978
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,929
In fact, I feel really guilty about it.
979
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,976
Very guilty about it.
980
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,270
Well, everyone makes mistakes.
981
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:03,608
Speaking of, how did you
get so close to killing him, exactly?
982
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:08,613
I was manipulated...
983
00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:10,698
by an angel.
984
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,659
Uh, Michael, right?
985
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,911
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I know. He's the worst.
986
00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:18,081
Honestly, you shouldn't
beat yourself up about it.
987
00:49:18,498 --> 00:49:22,502
I mean, lots of humans,
even angels, have fallen for his lies.
988
00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:26,798
But... I'd love to hear
your side of the story.
989
00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:33,099
You're trying to manipulate me, too,
aren't you?
990
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:35,849
What, you think I'm stupid?
991
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:37,684
No shit, Sherlock.
992
00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:38,976
Well, you know what?
993
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,813
I'm not gonna help you hurt Lucifer.
994
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:43,356
I don't care who you are.
995
00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,235
For all I know, that's what got me
into Hell in the first place.
996
00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:49,945
Suit yourself.
997
00:49:50,614 --> 00:49:53,033
But... just so you know,
998
00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:56,495
Lucifer is not the only one
who likes to make deals.
999
00:49:57,537 --> 00:50:01,082
And, um, I think I know something
you might be interested in.
1000
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,301
What could you
possibly do for me?
1001
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,378
I can get you out of here.
1002
00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:08,632
Yeah, right.
It's not possible.
1003
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,049
Except it is.
1004
00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,823
Look, Lucifer said he's still
trying to figure out a way.
1005
00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:17,265
- So...
- What's there to figure?
1006
00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:19,726
It's easy.
I can just fly you up to Earth.
1007
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,478
Any angel can,
1008
00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,438
and we all know it.
1009
00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:27,108
So then why would Lucifer leave me
down here for thousands of years?
1010
00:50:28,652 --> 00:50:30,779
No clue, but he did.
1011
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,368
Anyway... if you're not interested...
1012
00:50:36,451 --> 00:50:37,451
Wait.
1013
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,501
Maybe I can help you.
1014
00:50:49,965 --> 00:50:51,758
Look who's not so stupid, after all.
1015
00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,937
- You're still awake?
- Mm.
1016
00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,900
Yes, and not in the good way.
1017
00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:12,279
Maybe I can help with that.
1018
00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:18,784
So...
1019
00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:20,537
How was your day, honey?
1020
00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:22,622
Uneventful.
1021
00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:25,458
You? You feeling godly yet?
1022
00:51:25,584 --> 00:51:27,294
Well, I helped Carol.
1023
00:51:27,377 --> 00:51:29,546
But then, I was genuinely happy
1024
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,631
when he and Miss Lopez worked out.
1025
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,341
That's a bad thing?
1026
00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:35,218
Happy for both of them.
1027
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:36,696
Which means somewhere along the way,
1028
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,638
I ended up caring about the stupid man.
1029
00:51:38,722 --> 00:51:40,599
So mission not accomplished.
1030
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,351
Well, maybe this just means that you can
1031
00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:45,729
learn to care about all humans.
1032
00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:48,064
Well, I admire your positivity.
1033
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,483
But if that's the solution,
then I'm never gonna be God.
1034
00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:54,154
Lucifer.
1035
00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:57,616
- You will figure this out.
- I hope so.
1036
00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,410
I'm sorry this has taken
longer than we thought.
1037
00:52:00,744 --> 00:52:01,953
There's no rush, right?
1038
00:52:02,037 --> 00:52:04,289
It doesn't seem to be.
1039
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:08,877
Maybe we should just... take our time.
1040
00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:19,929
Wow. You really, uh,
put away a lot of candy in there.
1041
00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:22,390
Yup. Known to do that.
1042
00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:24,934
Call me "Snacky Chan."
1043
00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:29,022
Oh, man, you're so popcorn-y.
1044
00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:34,694
Well, this is me.
1045
00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:36,613
Wow, nice.
1046
00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:38,406
Yeah.
1047
00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:41,076
Hey, Ella, um...
1048
00:52:43,745 --> 00:52:46,039
I have to say that I think tonight
1049
00:52:46,831 --> 00:52:48,833
is the best date I've ever had.
1050
00:52:51,086 --> 00:52:56,091
Well, I would call you a liar, but...
1051
00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:03,056
Good night.
1052
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:11,146
Hey,
1053
00:53:11,648 --> 00:53:13,024
if you're still up there...
1054
00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:15,360
thanks.
1055
00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:44,723
What the...