1 00:00:11,554 --> 00:00:14,349 See, there it is, definitive proof, 2 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:16,559 that the laws of nature are breaking down 3 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,771 and the Earth as we know it is officially doomed. 4 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,235 Right! 5 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:29,906 Yeah. I can see how some of these things could be problematic. 6 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:34,452 Frogs falling from the sky, plagues, random plane crashes. 7 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,872 But reduced hiccups and vanishing mosquitoes, 8 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:41,751 Surely those last two should reside on a separate tiny nuisance board. 9 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,044 Okay. Fine. 10 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,964 Maybe I haven't figured out exactly what role hiccups 11 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,614 will play in the world's final act, 12 00:00:47,674 --> 00:00:51,302 but the dwindling mosquito population... 13 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,513 I... 14 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,474 Mosquito numbers drop low enough, 15 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:59,519 the whole ecosystem goes down like a triple decker ice cream 16 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:00,602 on a hot summer day. 17 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:04,733 We're talking aquatic life, birds, all affected. 18 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:06,609 We lose mosquitoes, 19 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,903 we lose civilization. 20 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:10,905 Oh! 21 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,533 I was supposed to protect humanity. 22 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:17,954 How could I fail to notice something of this... this magnitude? 23 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:20,623 - Well, to be fair, none of us noticed. - I noticed. 24 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:25,420 I noticed. And I would have figured it out a lot sooner if any one of you 25 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:28,047 would have let me into your little celestial in-crowd. 26 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:32,385 But, no, you guys had to sideline the scientist like everybody else. 27 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,637 You need to become God. 28 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,723 - Now. - Hold up. 29 00:01:37,307 --> 00:01:39,475 I thought your Dad was God. 30 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,562 Father of angels, best hugger in the world 31 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:45,398 because he literally invented hugs... 32 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:46,941 It all made sense. 33 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:50,653 Dad was God. But then, he retired to Mum's universe. 34 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:52,113 Incommunicado as ever. 35 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:56,117 Probably thinks that the apocalypse is some sort of teachable moment. 36 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,368 So, what you... 37 00:01:57,535 --> 00:02:00,371 You are just gonna become the new God now? 38 00:02:00,455 --> 00:02:02,373 He's not just doing anything, Ella. 39 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,753 The whole angel war was fought to win Lucifer that seat. 40 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,047 Remiel died for it. 41 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:10,757 Chloe died for it. 42 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,090 You what now? 43 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:14,385 We still have some things we need to explain. 44 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:17,972 Listen, it's been a long and painful road for all of us. 45 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:22,435 But the time has come for Lucifer to ascend the throne. 46 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,398 You're right, brother. 47 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,234 It's time. 48 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:42,288 Next time you see me I'll be God. 49 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,582 Ruler of Heaven and Earth. 50 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,051 Uh... 51 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,053 Why is he doing that... 52 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,263 shruggy thingy with his shoulders? 53 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:03,309 Huh. It's very weird. I can... I can feel my wings in there 54 00:03:03,393 --> 00:03:06,896 but they don't just... They don't wanna pop out. 55 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,650 I... This has never happened to me before. I... 56 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,736 Give me some room. I'll give it a jump start. 57 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,863 - Give me some room. - Okay. 58 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:20,201 Lucifer! 59 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,578 Come on. I... 60 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,374 - Give me a lift. - Given what happened last time, 61 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:30,002 I think it's probably best that you deal with whatever this is before you go up. 62 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,295 Good point. 63 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:32,630 Lucifer your... 64 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,091 Your body self-actualizes... 65 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,218 so with everything that's been going on, 66 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,845 what if your wings aren't coming out 67 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,639 because you feel you're not ready to be God. 68 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,141 I'm ready. 69 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,660 Listen, we don't have time for this. 70 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:47,770 I'll go to the Silver City and try to figure out what's going on. 71 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,690 And try to stall whatever is happening. As for you, brother... 72 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,359 you need to get your head on straight. 73 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,445 Silver City. 74 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:05,955 My God! 75 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:07,707 Amenadiel! 76 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,811 So that's how it's supposed to work. 77 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,739 - Come on. - Okay! 78 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,033 Well, now what? 79 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,619 Okay, if you need to get your head on straight... 80 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:47,037 then... 81 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,457 Right! 82 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,500 Doctor? 83 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,254 Doctor? 84 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,717 Oh, for crying out loud. Doctor! 85 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,096 Don't worry, 86 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,598 it's nothing I haven't seen before. 87 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,518 Look, I'm sorry to wake you, but it's an emergency. 88 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,229 Oh! Hello. 89 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,648 Sommelier from the wedding. 90 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:17,026 - Excellent taste as always. - What kind of emergency? 91 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,780 Uh, other than the end of the world. 92 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,573 It's time, doctor. 93 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:24,659 Time for what? 94 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:27,620 For the final therapy of Lucifer Morningstar. 95 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:30,832 For real this time. 96 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,513 Okay, I understand the possible end of the world 97 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:49,267 needs to be dealt with, quickly, in the middle of the night, 98 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,645 but why did we have to come to my office? 99 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,970 Because this is where I do my best emotional processing. 100 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:56,899 Right, of course. 101 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:01,237 Okay, so, what's the problem? 102 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,739 Well, I can't save the world till I'm on Dad's throne. 103 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:06,423 And I can't get to Dad's throne 'cause my wings were on the fritz. 104 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:09,161 Okay, couldn't Amenadiel fly you up? 105 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,122 Wha... In theory, yes. 106 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,061 Who's to say my body won't self-sabotage some other way? 107 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,646 I mean, I could burst into flames again. 108 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,755 And not the, you know, "yay, I'm worthy" kind. 109 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,259 Lucifer, you're right... 110 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:26,304 that most performance issues are rooted in the mind. 111 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,098 I beg your pardon, you of all people should know 112 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,225 I've never suffered from performance issues. 113 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:34,437 - Oh, you mean the wings? - Yeah. 114 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:38,274 Right. Yes, well, that is mostly likely mental rather than anatomical. 115 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:42,361 Which is why the fate of the world literally rests in your capable hands. 116 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:45,656 So... come on, shrink me. 117 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:48,951 Okay, just, um... 118 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:52,663 Just give me a sec to think. 119 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,376 Let's see. 120 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,214 - What's that? - Nothing. 121 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:04,050 Ah! 122 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:08,220 "Sympathy for the Devil: My time with Lucifer Morningstar." 123 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,931 Doesn't look like nothing to me. 124 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:13,976 Okay. 125 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,065 This is happening at 3:00 am... 126 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,149 without a bra. 127 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:23,361 Um... 128 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,698 I've been writing a book. 129 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:29,909 About you. 130 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,622 Wow. 131 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,501 This is a... 132 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,045 This is marvelous. 133 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:44,048 I mean, Western literature has portrayed me 134 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,317 in a terrible light for centuries, 135 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:48,135 starting with that perennial bestseller that need not be named. 136 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,012 Thanks for nothing, Gutenberg. 137 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,681 Yeah, well, it's... 138 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,058 It's just the first draft. 139 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,227 A pre-first draft, really. 140 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,772 I was just skimming over in case there was something useful, you know, 141 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,942 from one of your past sessions. 142 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,465 You know, considering I haven't had any sleep. 143 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,029 Or coffee. 144 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,698 Our past. 145 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,283 - Doctor that's it. - What is it? 146 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,053 Well, if everything that we've worked for together 147 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,287 in the past five years is contained in this book, 148 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,040 then the answer to my little wing sitch must be in here. 149 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:20,418 So... all we need to do is find it. 150 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,229 Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Lucifer. 151 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,088 There's quite a lot to read on borrowed time. 152 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:26,132 That's just chapter one. 153 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,685 That's the book. 154 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,477 Right. 155 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,790 Were you planning to go full Dickens and get paid by the word? 156 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,357 Unwieldy, right? 157 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:45,841 Which is why I think we should come up with another solution. 158 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,237 Hypnosis, visualization. 159 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,741 I know a medicine man in Tarzana who can do wonders with Ayahuasca. 160 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:53,885 Well, as much as I love the psychedelics, no need, doctor. 161 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,161 Because all we need to do 162 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,680 is go through everything you've written, 163 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,373 line by line, until we find the answer. 164 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,126 We're gonna need a bigger office. 165 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,505 Now, don't think this means I'm not still mad at you guys, 166 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,174 okay, because I totally am. 167 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,385 But you can't have a sleepover without fuzzy slippers 168 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,429 and Korean face masks, you just can't. 169 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:16,223 Wait, you said there'd be five of us. 170 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,768 Oh. 171 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:26,316 What? 172 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:29,153 You interrupt a demon on a wedding night. You get what you get. 173 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,701 So, in conclusion, 174 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,537 if we divide and conquer the doctor's sure to be fascinating book 175 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,624 then we should be able to solve my wingtuation in a snap. 176 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,585 Save the Devil, save the world as it were. 177 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,522 Maybe Lucifer's problem is that he promises to help people out 178 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:48,690 but then he just leaves them hanging. 179 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,966 Yeah. Good point, Dan. 180 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:54,220 Dan... Wha... No way, are you... 181 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,932 Are you telling me that Dan is here, like, in this room? 182 00:09:58,099 --> 00:10:00,559 Yeah. He's a ghost. 183 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,520 Humans can't see him. 184 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,314 Oh! Well. 185 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:08,484 Maybe your problem is that you're constantly keeping secrets 186 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,444 from people who care about you. 187 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:12,297 Maze, give Ella a message for me. 188 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,321 - No. - Just... 189 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:16,868 No, I did not traipse over here on my wedding night 190 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,286 - to be your Whoopi Goldberg. - Hey, look, guys! 191 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,330 Everybody's name is on this page. 192 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,457 So this might be a good place to start. 193 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,962 "Lucifer sauntered into the precinct greeting all of his friends." 194 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:30,172 Hello, precinct! 195 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,801 Yes, it's me. Your favorite crime-solving Devil. 196 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,678 - Good morning, detective. - Good morning. 197 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,763 That's the case all wrapped up. 198 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:41,725 Clue, suspect, new clue, take down, another murder solved. 199 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,187 Crazy that the killer was the first person we met. 200 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,565 - What are the chances? - I know. 201 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,318 Isn't it such a great day? 202 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,278 Also, I have information for you. 203 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:54,905 Science Gak Super Duper Cheery. 204 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,490 Science Gak. 205 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,534 - Did you say science? - Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,953 That makes me think. Yes, I just solved another murder. 207 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,621 - Unbelievable. - Hey, Chloe, 208 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,290 here's the evidence you asked for. 209 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:09,503 Oh, Dan, I think you... you made a mistake. 210 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,630 - Oh! - But don't worry. I'll fix it again. 211 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:15,843 Yup. 212 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,470 - You're welcome. - Two for one bounties. 213 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,972 - Kudos. - Two and a half. 214 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,726 Relax, dude. 215 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,104 He was like that when I found him. 216 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,066 Dan, is something missing from the evidence bag? 217 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,031 - Ah! - Daniel. 218 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,331 Cacuzza, were you under there the whole time? 219 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,377 Under, that makes me think. 220 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,797 - I just solved another murder. - How do you do it, detective? 221 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,800 You are so smart and beautiful and perfect... 222 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,637 And we are the best partnership ever, aren't we? 223 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,947 Yes! 224 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,389 Oh, that reminds me. 225 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:03,992 There's something important I need to talk to you 226 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,101 about something celestial in nature. 227 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,771 Uh, Miss Lopez, would you mind giving us a moment? 228 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,690 Yes! Yes, I would love some more Science Gak. 229 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,774 You got it, Decker. 230 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,903 Because I'm so happy and everything is great. 231 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,403 Isn't it? 232 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,697 It's not. We have a problem. 233 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,366 Nope. 234 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,576 No Lucifer epiphanies on this page. 235 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,745 Guess we better just move on. 236 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,455 Okay. 237 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:34,046 Did I mention this is a first draft and hasn't been edited at all! 238 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,841 Which means that that is exactly what Lucifer said about us... 239 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,470 - Technically, not exactly... - How apparently he thinks I'm nothing 240 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,013 but sunshine and rainbows. 241 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,558 Not so sunshine and rainbows now, am I? 242 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,978 - Miss Lopez! - Guess you don't really know me... 243 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,230 any better than I thought I knew you. 244 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:57,152 Well, to be fair, you do tend towards a glass half-full attitude. 245 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,862 So, I'd say the book is pretty accurate. 246 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,241 Uh, yeah, of course, you would say that. I mean, you came out amazing. 247 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,994 - Well, I guess so. - I don't know. 248 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,079 I think Lucifer nailed it with me. 249 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:11,000 Sex, violence, kick ass outfits, I mean... 250 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,335 - Hello? - Yeah. 251 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,045 He got me right, too. 252 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,232 I never thought I would say this about a book, 253 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,174 but I can't wait to dig in. 254 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:22,136 Ho, ho. Neither can I. 255 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:30,811 Ah! Doctor, I am beginning to suspect, you should've done a bit more editing 256 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,105 before sharing your manuscript with others. 257 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,399 You think? 258 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:51,248 I cannot believe you kept that from me. 259 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,085 And that... And... 260 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:02,217 I held an angel feather in my hand... 261 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:06,096 And you let me believe it was from an emu? 262 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,891 Oh! I wouldn't get so upset about that. 263 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,310 I mean, given the information you had at that time 264 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,563 I'd say emu feather was the most logical explanation. 265 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,025 Now, can we just focus on the matter at hand, please? 266 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,194 Huh? Me, wings. 267 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,741 Oh, the Spanish. 268 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:38,295 You know, I'm used to indulging Lucifer's meek, therapeutic process. 269 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,379 But, uh... 270 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,217 I'm starting to feel like this is a mistake. 271 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,551 Oh, God. 272 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,930 Do you think I should remind them again that this is just a... 273 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,973 a rough draft. 274 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,768 At least I have you. 275 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:57,314 Rational, reasonable Chloe, always on task. 276 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,566 Yeah, that's me. 277 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,670 Ah, should I speed up or slow down? 278 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:22,297 - I mean, you can read, right? - Doesn't matter. 279 00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,383 There's no surprises about me in here. 280 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,885 I'm just a corrupt cop, shitty person. 281 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,139 - I get the gist. - You are not a shitty person, Dan. 282 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,058 You're literally reading about the time we killed a guy, Maze. 283 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,233 "Maze and Dan were headed downtown 284 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,609 thirsty for justice." 285 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,626 This is all my fault. 286 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,424 Yeah, Dan. This is all your fault. 287 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,261 The murderer who killed Chloe's dad is walking around free. 288 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,681 And it's all because of me. 289 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,976 We have to do something. 290 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,147 - We can't kill him. - You're right, Maze. 291 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,525 We can't. 292 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,040 The Russians! 293 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,586 It's what we have to do. 294 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,257 Uh, you think you're the one 295 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,676 who set the Russians up to murder that guy? 296 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,082 No, please. You're reading it all wrong. 297 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,612 This is all my fault! 298 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,949 Yeah, Dan. This is all your fault. 299 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,077 The murderer who killed Chloe's dad is walking free. 300 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,163 It is all because of me. 301 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,626 - We have to do something. - Well, we can't kill him. 302 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,461 Yeah, you're right, Maze, we can't. 303 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,137 The Russians? 304 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,307 It's what we gotta do. Come on. 305 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,561 Okay, okay. 306 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,647 You have your version. I have mine. 307 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,943 Anyway, it doesn't really matter. What we did back there wasn't right. 308 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,780 I... But I spent a few thousand years coming to terms with it. 309 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,122 And I don't think it's the source of my guilt. 310 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,954 I just... I just wish I could figure out what my real guilt is. 311 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,498 Uh, well, what was in your Hell loop? 312 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,915 I don't know. 313 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,918 I woke up. I... 314 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,837 I relived my death a little. 315 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,339 And then Lucifer tapped me out to play ping pong with Belios. 316 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,674 Oh, God. 317 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,803 - Wait. Is that... Is that bad? - Yeah, it's bad. 318 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,347 Whatever a damned soul's biggest source of guilt is, 319 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,308 that's what goes on in his Hell loop. 320 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,351 No Hell loop, no answers. 321 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,980 So then, when Lucifer rescued me from Hell's torture... 322 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,356 He totally screwed you. 323 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,820 Hey, but... Don't worry, I can fix it. 324 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,782 - You can? - Hello, yeah. 325 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,869 I'm a demon. I mean, I'm basically a walking guilt detector. 326 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,120 Cheer up, dude. 327 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,457 I'm gonna torture your ass right into Heaven. 328 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,879 Charlotte Richards was a Goddess? 329 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,758 Only some of the time. 330 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,432 To play my advocate, 331 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,977 I have always told you the truth. 332 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,188 I thought you were an actor. 333 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,650 Was it fun for you guys... 334 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,153 watching me walk around without a clue? 335 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,867 To be honest, 336 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,079 Miss Lopez, I have always envied your ability 337 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,956 to accept the divine in absence of proof. 338 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,210 I suppose that's what faith is, isn't it? 339 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,338 I lost my faith, Lucifer. 340 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,384 I lost my faith after Charlotte died. 341 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,011 And not one of you... 342 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,099 told me that you knew that she was in a better place. 343 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,434 You didn't tell me that 344 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,437 the big guy was still up there, that he still cared. 345 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,651 That single set of footprints in the sand... 346 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,487 that was me, 347 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,823 walking alone. 348 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,575 But you weren't alone. 349 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,745 I mean, we may not have spelled it out to you, 350 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:06,832 but we were all there with you, every step of the way. 351 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,917 Every step of the way. 352 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,337 Not to mention, 353 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,632 what a great friend you've been to us celestials over the years. 354 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:19,386 Chilling with the Angel of Death before you even met the rest of us. 355 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,723 You and Azrael are practically BFF's. 356 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,184 Wait, what? 357 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,356 Oh, you haven't got that part of the book. 358 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,649 Here. 359 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,862 Ray-Ray is the Angel of Death? 360 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:38,739 I... 361 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:47,289 This is the worst idea the doctor has ever had. 362 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,302 Ever wonder what your Hell loop will look like? 363 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,053 If you had one. 364 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,054 Hmm. 365 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:12,355 Mine would be a room full of my friends... 366 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,108 reading the first draft 367 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,987 of my biggest professional accomplishment ever. 368 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,324 And hating it so much 369 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,327 that they'd rather complain about it 370 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,038 than save the world. 371 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:32,250 Please tell me you have something... 372 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,503 Anything, any... 373 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,463 Any insights at all. 374 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,092 Yeah, I think I have something. 375 00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:58,860 Lucifer? 376 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,156 - Wait, you're leaving? - Yeah, I'll call you later. 377 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,367 - Wait! - You just stay here. 378 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,453 But it's my birthday. 379 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,372 I have to go back. 380 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,123 Don't go. 381 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:13,624 Goodbye. 382 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,090 - Hey, oh, my God, are you okay? - Have you seen Lucifer? 383 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,550 No, sorry. 384 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,134 Where is he? 385 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,471 You're on your death bed and he's not there. 386 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,014 He's never there. 387 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,811 Oh, dear. 388 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,787 Charlotte Richards. 389 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,332 Yeah, she's dead because of you. 390 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,252 She depended on you to protect her. 391 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,753 And you failed her. 392 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,342 Yeah, that's not it. 393 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,014 I mean, I did blame myself for a while, but Charlotte's death wasn't my fault. 394 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:13,143 And, honestly, it's kinda comforting to know that at least she's in Heaven. 395 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,145 What about your parents, hmm? 396 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,564 They're probably really disappointed in you. 397 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,232 I mean, look at you. 398 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:23,403 Died of broken hearts because of all your sad bullshit. 399 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:28,283 Actually, my parents are super proud of me and super alive. 400 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:31,286 They're actually sponsoring an improv troupe in my honor. 401 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,039 The Danimo Crackers. 402 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,336 What about siblings? 403 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,546 I'm an only child, Maze. 404 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,506 Honestly, how do you not know this stuff? 405 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:55,518 But you have someone you care about as much as a sibling. 406 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,481 What? 407 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,067 - I would never hurt Ella. - No. 408 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,277 But you didn't help her either, did you? 409 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,322 If you had told her the truth sooner, 410 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,491 you could've supported her, 411 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:10,951 been there for her. 412 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,954 While you were still alive. 413 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,831 Yeah, you're not crazy. 414 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,750 No, no, you were... 415 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,211 You were just friends with an angel. 416 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,922 The Angel of Death. 417 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,173 But... 418 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,592 Which is, uh, totally normal. 419 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,344 Yeah, just like, uh... 420 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,763 Just like your ghost buddy, Dan. 421 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:35,141 Who you can't see or talk to... 422 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,936 Uh, Dan, wants to talk to you. 423 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,565 Oh, uh... 424 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,443 Wow. Okay, cool, um... 425 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,822 Hey, Dan. 426 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,699 Um... 427 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,202 I'm so sorry I didn't say this sooner, but... 428 00:24:55,245 --> 00:25:00,291 I really miss you so, so much and I even named a frog after you. 429 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,920 Tell her I met Frog Dan. 430 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,047 And I'm super flattered. 431 00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:08,466 And tell her that I really miss her, too. 432 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,635 Also, also, tell her that her favorite beaker 433 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,554 rolled behind her filing cabinet last week. 434 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,972 She's been looking for that. 435 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:15,598 He said, "Yo." 436 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,017 I mean, what? 437 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,394 I'm summarizing. 438 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,646 Just show her the thing, okay? Please. 439 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:24,482 Dan wants you to read this. 440 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,361 Oh. Okay. 441 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,405 You guys. 442 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:32,866 This is so weird. 443 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:36,453 So, a cult led by killer priest commits mass suicide. 444 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,537 Now, that I get. 445 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,580 - Mmm. - I mean, 446 00:25:38,581 --> 00:25:40,915 I don't get it get it, but cult suicide... 447 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,042 It works. 448 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:46,421 Now, what I don't get is some of these bodies are thrashed. 449 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:47,755 Yeah. 450 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,425 Yeah, I think they were into some pretty weird stuff. 451 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:53,344 Yes, damn right demonic, I'd say. 452 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,346 I don't know. 453 00:25:55,430 --> 00:26:00,185 It's almost like some of these bodies died twice. 454 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,812 Twice? 455 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,915 Twice that would be impossible, right, Lucifer? 456 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,399 I mean... 457 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:11,237 Yeah. Yeah, that's... 458 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:14,574 I... I just must be off my game today. 459 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,078 I'll just keep this part off the report. 460 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,580 Yeah. 461 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:23,792 Oh! 462 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,753 Oh, okay. I get it. 463 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:30,715 So... I'm just a super gullible dummy 464 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,094 who's been covering up your celestial shenanigans for years! 465 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:38,306 Ella, the unwitting accomplice strikes again. 466 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,601 Uh, Dan wants you to keep reading. 467 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,563 Uh, please. 468 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,071 What would we do without Ella, huh? 469 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,907 Well, for one, I'd be short a half-angel nephew. 470 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:58,201 I just wish we could tell the truth. 471 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,370 Well, so do I, but as we've established, 472 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,705 humans don't tend to react that well when they find out, 473 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,041 there are actual angels and demons running around. 474 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,753 Even if they already know the truth in their hearts. 475 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,299 Yeah. Okay. 476 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,803 So I helped save Charlie after he was kidnapped. 477 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,721 That is literally my job. 478 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,225 You know, this whole time, 479 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,103 I really thought that I was part of the inner circle. 480 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:28,648 But I wasn't. 481 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:32,193 I was just a lonely tangent. 482 00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,324 Yeah, um... 483 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:44,164 Dan says that while you may not have known the specifics 484 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,792 that everyone here always loved and trusted you, Ella. 485 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,546 No, I am not saying that. 486 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,261 Dan says, 487 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,722 "You are the inner circle." 488 00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:06,936 If you guys really trusted me 489 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,272 you would have told me the truth. 490 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:14,402 Ella. 491 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,200 Chloe? 492 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,453 I'm out here. 493 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,750 What's wrong? 494 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,252 Well, I... 495 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:38,927 In the book, you make me sound amazing. 496 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,723 Yes, I can see how that would be upsetting. 497 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:52,190 What if you think I'm smart and beautiful and "perfect," 498 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,693 because you've never stuck around long enough 499 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,237 to see me at my worst? 500 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,530 Oh, well, now you're just making things up. 501 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:06,829 When Rory said that you weren't at my deathbed, 502 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,499 you know, I thought... 503 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:15,672 "That's impossible. Lucifer would never abandon me." 504 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,299 But reading this, I realized... 505 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,719 Of course you would. You've done it so many times before. 506 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,764 - Have I? - Yes. 507 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,433 Every time we've had an emotional breakthrough, 508 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:30,561 you've immediately gone off and disappeared. 509 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:33,523 Come on, that can't be true. 510 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,899 No, listen to me. 511 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,026 And now? 512 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:39,404 You've told me you love me. 513 00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:43,366 It's the biggest breakthrough we've ever had. 514 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:48,162 So I just wonder, how do I know you won't follow it up with... 515 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,083 My biggest ever disappearing act. 516 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:56,754 Chloe, 517 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:02,302 I would never choose to abandon you. 518 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,388 - But you can't know that. - Yes, I can. 519 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,682 Because it's my choice. 520 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:11,686 Oh, yeah. 521 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,645 Like... 522 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:17,233 Like it's your choice to whip out your wings right now? 523 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,446 Like it's your choice, whether or not to let me in? 524 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,042 Lucifer... 525 00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,129 What's happening to me? 526 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,764 You know, I wore this for so many years 527 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,726 because it proved that you chose to be vulnerable around me. 528 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:52,809 But... 529 00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:57,607 But now it's not you that decided that, it's your subconscious. 530 00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,484 Your, your subconscious 531 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:04,364 chose to have a Devil face or to bring out your wings. 532 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:07,492 And reading all of this, I mean, seeing it all laid out. 533 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:09,494 I just wonder... 534 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,790 Your subconscious might choose not to stay. 535 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:16,876 No. 536 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,631 No, I'm sorry. But I don't accept that. 537 00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:23,633 I've changed. 538 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,594 I've grown, I mean, it's all in here, isn't it? 539 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:28,428 It's... 540 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,557 What? 541 00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:34,519 What is it? 542 00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:38,981 There's something wrong with this book. 543 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:46,989 Gather around, people! 544 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,450 The doctor has deceived us all. 545 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:52,954 This "manuscript" that she's brought cuts off mid-sentence. 546 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:54,580 Because... 547 00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,366 You didn't bring the end of the book with you, did you? 548 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,711 You know what? It's true. 549 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,339 I kept the end of the book in my office. 550 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:06,676 But if this book is a case study on Lucifer, 551 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,928 all of the important psychological insights 552 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:10,451 would be in the last chapter, right? 553 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,116 So why are you hiding it? 554 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:15,059 It is my job to guide patients on their journey, 555 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,978 not give them the answers. 556 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,564 Wait a second, the world is ending 557 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,483 and you guys are all still keeping secrets from each other? 558 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,485 What is wrong with you people? 559 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:27,488 Nope. None of this was my idea. 560 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,032 No one was supposed to read my manuscript, 561 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:32,910 least of all the patient that I was studying, 562 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,579 because it's a first draft! 563 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:38,166 Maybe years from now, when the book is published... 564 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,519 Whoa, Lucifer, she's gonna publish this? My parents are gonna see this. 565 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,663 Shut up, Daniel. This is not about you, it's about me. 566 00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:50,887 You held back the end of the book 567 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:54,390 because you think I'll fail, don't you? 568 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,895 My own therapist doesn't actually believe that I'll become God. 569 00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:13,117 Guess the party is over, huh? 570 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:14,993 Yep. 571 00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:20,708 Dude, that is literally the most depressing thing I've ever seen. 572 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,169 Turns out... I didn't have anywhere else to go. 573 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,295 Yeah, well, I do. 574 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,171 Yeah. 575 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:33,595 Okay. 576 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:38,100 So let's skip the usual foreplay and get straight to the main event. 577 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,685 Okay? 578 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:44,148 If you saw the moment of your death and how, 579 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,483 that's the key. 580 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:48,653 You relive your death, you find your guilt. 581 00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:50,821 Yeah. I've been there, I've done that. 582 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:53,074 - Didn't learn a damn thing. - Mm-mm. 583 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,745 That cold gnawing fear in the pit of your stomach, 584 00:33:58,871 --> 00:33:59,871 feel that? 585 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:01,916 Yeah. 586 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,124 That's your guilt. 587 00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,462 Now you can spend the next thousand years 588 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:08,756 running away from it like a weak human. 589 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,301 Or you can dig in 590 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,471 and sniff that shit out like a demon. 591 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:40,037 Maze, I think you cracked it. 592 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,457 I know what I need to do. 593 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:51,924 Hi. 594 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,485 Don't even know why the doctor's bothering 595 00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:55,303 to bring back the rest of the book. 596 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,514 I'm not capable of real change. 597 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:01,851 - Lucifer, that isn't true. - Isn't it? 598 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,187 I mean, at least I don't think it is. 599 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:09,942 What I do know is how much you've grown since I met you. 600 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:11,152 But not enough. 601 00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:15,740 Honestly, I... I don't know if it's enough. 602 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:19,952 What I said back there, I was scared. 603 00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:21,621 You know, I am scared. 604 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,958 I know you don't think you'll disappear. 605 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,502 And I wanna believe that but if you're wrong... 606 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,048 Well, I'm gonna be a mom with two girls, 607 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,258 working at the LAPD... 608 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:38,387 You're going back to the LAPD? 609 00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,057 I know. 610 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:45,311 I know it wasn't our plan and I understand if you're upset. 611 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,520 No. 612 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:49,857 No, I understand. 613 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:55,863 I mean, it's who you are, isn't it? Hmm. 614 00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:58,991 My detective. 615 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,952 I could never be upset with you about that. 616 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:07,875 And while there is a remote possibility 617 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,462 that I may idolize you little too much. 618 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,632 I do know you're an amazing mother. 619 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,512 I wasn't an amazing mother to Rory. 620 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:20,888 What do you mean? 621 00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:23,766 - Just look at her wings, Lucifer. - I mean... 622 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:27,436 I just think, "Did I not protect her enough?" 623 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,105 "Did I not make her feel safe?" 624 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,898 "How badly did I screw up 625 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,651 that I made our daughter self-actualize as a weapon?" 626 00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:34,985 Oh, right. Yes. 627 00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:38,197 I wonder where Rory got her persecution complex from? 628 00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:42,368 Certainly not from the angel who literally invented teenage rebellion. 629 00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:44,995 Blade wings. Devil face. 630 00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:46,706 It's all the same, isn't it? 631 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:48,958 No, it isn't. 632 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:54,714 - Rory. - Rory. 633 00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:59,510 Hello. What... What are you doing here? 634 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,571 Mom said you guys were saving the world. 635 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,973 Thought I'd stop by to see how it was going. 636 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,766 Gotta say, I kinda wish I hadn't. 637 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,018 Hindsight's a bitch, huh? 638 00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:10,855 - Wait, Rory. Hold on. - Rory... 639 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:14,066 I think, we... 640 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,235 We think your wings are amazing. 641 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:21,031 I just... I hope that you didn't feel that you had to fight, 642 00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:24,201 or protect yourself when you were younger. 643 00:37:25,453 --> 00:37:29,457 As your mom, I hope that I always made you feel safe. 644 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:35,004 I don't have these wings because of something you did wrong. 645 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:39,300 I have them because of something you did right. 646 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:44,847 I mean, all my life I watched you stand up for justice. 647 00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:47,725 I love these badass wings. 648 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:52,062 'Cause they remind me of the person that I admire most. 649 00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:54,774 My mom. 650 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:57,942 Really? 651 00:37:58,486 --> 00:37:59,487 Really. 652 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:02,406 These wings are like, 653 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:07,328 they're one of a million, wonderful, powerful things that you gave me. 654 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,247 Unlike him. 655 00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:14,919 Well, your angel dad probably had something to do with your wings. 656 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,463 - Right. - Lucifer left, both of us. 657 00:38:18,214 --> 00:38:19,965 How can you still defend him? 658 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:24,178 Well, Rory, I mean, your dad is flawed. 659 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:25,763 We all are and... 660 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:29,809 I mean, although I'm nervous about what the future holds. 661 00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:33,979 I... I guess deep down I just really trust him. 662 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,690 Why? He doesn't even trust himself. 663 00:38:36,774 --> 00:38:38,192 He does not know his own feelings. 664 00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:41,737 He had to get hit by a bullet to figure out he cared about you. 665 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:43,739 Yeah, I heard you guys talking earlier. 666 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,408 - That's not necessarily fair. - No. 667 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,202 She's right. 668 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,873 She... is right. 669 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,421 Lucifer, what are you doing? 670 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:04,677 What's this supposed to be? 671 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:07,721 I know how I feel about you. 672 00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:10,099 And I am going to prove it, young lady. 673 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:14,520 I'm gonna make myself vulnerable right here, right now, for you. 674 00:39:14,645 --> 00:39:16,313 So go on. Shoot me. 675 00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:19,942 Okay, we do not shoot people in this family. 676 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,486 I don't know, Mom. I think we established, we totally do. 677 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,256 I think she's got you there. 678 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280 Move aside, please. 679 00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:28,909 I am your father and I demand that you shoot me. 680 00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:31,537 Rory, don't listen to him. Just put down the gun. 681 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:34,039 Ah, ah, ah, ah. It's the only way she's gonna believe me. 682 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:35,415 Come on, Rory. 683 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,793 You've wanted to hurt me ever since you got here. 684 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:39,879 So now's your chance. Pull that trigger. 685 00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:45,384 Come on, go on, shoot me. 686 00:39:54,268 --> 00:39:56,061 I knew he couldn't do it. 687 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:14,039 Lucifer? 688 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:22,129 Don't you two ever do anything like that ever again. 689 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,381 Promise. 690 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:27,134 - It worked? - Of course it worked. 691 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:31,430 You're my daughter and I love you. 692 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:37,144 You asked for it, well, here it is. 693 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,020 Lucifer. 694 00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:41,732 Are you bleeding? 695 00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:43,275 Yes, I am. 696 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,319 But don't worry about that. 697 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:47,529 Hand it over. 698 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,366 It's time to see how this story really ends. 699 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,348 Thank you, Dr. Linda. 700 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,286 In the five years that we have worked together, 701 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,480 it's you who has given me the insight, the wisdom... 702 00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:23,732 to ascend the throne of Heaven. 703 00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:27,068 Some might say... 704 00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:29,279 You've been a godsend. 705 00:41:55,848 --> 00:41:59,727 I, Lucifer Morningstar. The Devil. 706 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:04,982 I've returned to Heaven to rule as God Almighty. 707 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,819 And it's all thanks to one woman. 708 00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:12,489 A woman with the mind of a genius. 709 00:42:13,157 --> 00:42:14,867 The patience of a saint. 710 00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:20,122 A woman I adore with all of my heart. 711 00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:26,003 The greatest therapist the world has ever known 712 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:32,468 Dr. Linda Martin, M.D., PsyD, PhD, 713 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:36,722 MA, MPhil, Master in Science, 714 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,725 Master in Technology, Master of the universe. 715 00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:40,934 Ma... 716 00:42:41,018 --> 00:42:43,395 This is preposterous. 717 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:45,856 I mean, socks with sandals? 718 00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:47,441 What, your dad wore them. 719 00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:49,943 Linda, is this what you really think happens? 720 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,405 I don't know what's going to happen. 721 00:42:53,906 --> 00:42:56,700 I have been the therapist to the The Devil for the last five years. 722 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:58,827 And I still couldn't get him ready to be God. 723 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:01,955 I'm a failure. 724 00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:05,751 So, I wrote a fake ending to make myself feel better. 725 00:43:05,876 --> 00:43:08,128 Okay, seriously, why are you bleeding? 726 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,797 Uh, my daughter shot me. 727 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:12,007 - What? - No, don't worry. 728 00:43:12,091 --> 00:43:13,251 It was completely consensual. 729 00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:16,386 I self-actualized vulnerability to prove a point. 730 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:19,848 Lucifer... 731 00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:23,185 Your conscious and subconscious mind 732 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,813 are finally acting in concert. 733 00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:28,565 Do you know what this means? 734 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:31,025 That... 735 00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:35,989 I no longer have to let my wings choose whether or not I'm gonna be God. 736 00:43:50,546 --> 00:43:51,797 So... 737 00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:55,801 You're finally ready to be God? 738 00:43:57,386 --> 00:43:58,637 I am. 739 00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:02,558 I am ready to be God. 740 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:11,441 But I am choosing not to be. 741 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:14,318 What? 742 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:18,031 Reading the doctor's ridiculous denouement, reliving 743 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:21,201 everything that we've been through here on Earth. 744 00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:23,954 Seeing how certain you are about... 745 00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:26,290 Who you are? What you are? 746 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:28,542 It's made me realize... 747 00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:31,712 I don't want to be God. 748 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:34,590 So I'm not going to be. 749 00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:38,468 And I think deep down if... 750 00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:41,346 I've always known it wasn't really my calling. 751 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,976 I have no idea what my calling is. 752 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:48,395 But I do know it's not me being God. 753 00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,149 I hope you are not too disappointed by that. 754 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,234 No. I'm not disappointed. 755 00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:58,238 I can never be disappointed by who you are. 756 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:01,074 I told you, I trust you. 757 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:07,289 I have no idea why you always have so much faith in me? 758 00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:13,086 I do. 759 00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:21,428 In my whole life I listened to Mom talk about 760 00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:23,263 how much she loved you. 761 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,143 Uh, kind of felt sorry for her, honestly. 762 00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:30,645 But... 763 00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:34,608 Reading this I get to see things from the other side. 764 00:45:35,192 --> 00:45:36,485 Chloe... 765 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,737 I don't wanna die. 766 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,113 I won't let you. 767 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:46,119 But if you're up there, all I ask... 768 00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:48,080 is that you protect Chloe. 769 00:45:55,212 --> 00:45:56,421 Detective! 770 00:45:56,505 --> 00:45:57,714 No! 771 00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:00,676 You're okay? 772 00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:06,598 Now what do I do with this love I found? 773 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:14,898 What do I put in the hole Inside the ground? 774 00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:19,569 Oh, I'm falling higher 775 00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:23,573 Flying deeper 776 00:46:23,699 --> 00:46:26,827 Oh, the love I found 777 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:35,127 What do I do with this smile trapped In my mouth? 778 00:46:38,130 --> 00:46:43,218 How do I prove There's a ghost this time around? 779 00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:47,014 It's like catching fire 780 00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:50,976 Walking on water 781 00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:55,188 Oh, the love I found 782 00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:02,404 Say the word and I'll burn it all 783 00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:10,454 Play the chord and I'll bleed some more 784 00:47:12,456 --> 00:47:13,707 We ain't getting younger... 785 00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:17,294 I choose you, Chloe. 786 00:47:19,338 --> 00:47:20,672 Because... 787 00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:21,923 I love you. 788 00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:27,763 It's good to know that he loved you. 789 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,308 Loves you back. 790 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:38,190 Rory, I hope that you know now that he feels the exact same way about you. 791 00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:43,153 Yeah, I think I do. 792 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:48,867 Emotional progress you're all making here is really so beautiful. 793 00:47:49,326 --> 00:47:51,246 You know, almost makes me forget about 794 00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:53,455 the whole end of the world situation. 795 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,457 Oh, right, that. 796 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,626 Buzzkill, doctor. 797 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:01,588 But, don't worry, I'm sure Amenadiel will figure it out. 798 00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:03,840 He always does. 799 00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:12,682 - Hey. - Hey. 800 00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:18,230 So... 801 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:23,860 Thanks for picking me up. 802 00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:26,695 Yeah. 803 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:29,698 Sorry, I... 804 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,828 kinda ditched you at the wedding. 805 00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:36,373 Big emergency. 806 00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:42,796 You ever have one of those friends that every time they have a problem 807 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:45,006 - it winds up becoming... - The end of the world. 808 00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:48,385 Yeah. Uh, I'm really glad that you get it. 809 00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:52,848 Because I've got five of those. 810 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,643 Six, I guess. 811 00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,855 Just so you know. 812 00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:02,107 Okay. 813 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,360 So what's the word then? 814 00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:08,029 Is the crisis averted... 815 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:09,655 Not yet. 816 00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:14,619 But, you know, given everything we've been through, 817 00:49:14,703 --> 00:49:18,415 I'd say I'm cautiously optimistic. 818 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,376 Good. 819 00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:24,838 I'm so sorry, I know... 820 00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:29,551 I know that's like, "welcome to vague town, population you." 821 00:49:30,844 --> 00:49:34,764 Carol, I really wish that I could tell you more, 822 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,141 I do, but... 823 00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:40,854 It's just not my secret to share. 824 00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:42,606 Ella... 825 00:49:45,192 --> 00:49:46,193 That's fine. 826 00:49:47,277 --> 00:49:48,403 I know who you are. 827 00:49:49,196 --> 00:49:51,823 And I trust our relationship. 828 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:53,033 So you don't have to... 829 00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:56,453 Don't have to worry about that, we're good. 830 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,623 Listen, you... 831 00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:04,127 You don't have to know every little detail about someone 832 00:50:04,211 --> 00:50:07,339 as long as you already know their heart. 833 00:50:09,132 --> 00:50:10,133 Right. 834 00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,092 Right. 835 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:30,487 Couldn't save the world. 836 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,910 Didn't even realize that my client of five years 837 00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:38,453 didn't want to become God. 838 00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:41,831 World's greatest therapist, my ass. 839 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:44,459 More like world's biggest fraud. 840 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,211 Doctor... 841 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:48,463 Sit down. 842 00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:53,260 Yeah, you may not have helped me ascend the throne of Heaven, 843 00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:55,177 but you did help. 844 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,473 - Really? - Yes. 845 00:50:59,808 --> 00:51:01,434 You have helped me 846 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:04,229 learn to put others first. 847 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:08,858 You helped me repair relationships that have been broken for... 848 00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:11,903 Well, millennia. 849 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:16,866 You helped me truly connect with the love of my life. 850 00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:22,205 Dr. Linda Martin. 851 00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:25,917 Phy. and all those things. 852 00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:28,878 In our time together, 853 00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,398 you managed to do something 854 00:51:30,422 --> 00:51:32,549 not even God Almighty was able to accomplish. 855 00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:36,386 You have made me a better man. 856 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,562 Thank you, Lucifer. 857 00:51:49,024 --> 00:51:51,651 That's the best compliment a therapist could receive. 858 00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:06,583 Doctor? 859 00:52:07,876 --> 00:52:11,129 - Doctor? - Sorry. Oh, so... 860 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,634 It's just been the longest day ever. 861 00:52:15,884 --> 00:52:16,884 Hasn't it? 862 00:52:16,926 --> 00:52:18,261 So, if you'll excuse me, 863 00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:22,641 I have a very important appointment with a warm soft bed. 864 00:52:23,642 --> 00:52:24,809 A well-earned rest. 865 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:49,167 I... 866 00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,421 Just wanna thank you 867 00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:57,467 For this feeling 868 00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,303 That I feel 869 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:03,890 I... 870 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,435 Just wanna thank you 871 00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:14,150 For making my life seem real 872 00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:17,570 I just wanna thank you... 873 00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:20,615 I know why the world is ending. 874 00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:23,410 We need to talk. 875 00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:27,580 Bollocks.