1 00:00:00,117 --> 00:00:01,390 REBECCA: You promise you like your gift? 2 00:00:01,422 --> 00:00:02,421 Previously, on This Is Us... 3 00:00:02,914 --> 00:00:05,105 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 4 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,163 (babies crying) 5 00:00:06,165 --> 00:00:07,247 JACK: He said you just go up and over 6 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:08,452 and burrito him. 7 00:00:08,477 --> 00:00:10,561 They'll be in college soon. 8 00:00:10,982 --> 00:00:12,147 Your Highness. 9 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,639 Need to find you a crown. 10 00:00:13,641 --> 00:00:15,340 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:18,312 --> 00:00:19,428 We're pretty good together. 12 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:21,013 KEVIN: These L.A. actors, 13 00:00:21,015 --> 00:00:23,181 they come out here, right? They do their little stint 14 00:00:23,183 --> 00:00:25,273 in theater just to feel better about themselves. 15 00:00:25,289 --> 00:00:27,375 - I'm here for the right reasons. - Let's get this over with, shall we? 16 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,733 - You got the part. - Wait, I'm sorry. What? 17 00:00:28,758 --> 00:00:30,876 They think the nanny will sell tickets. 18 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:32,664 I did everything wrong by you, 19 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:34,385 and you've done everything right. 20 00:00:34,387 --> 00:00:35,386 Look. It's Kevin. 21 00:00:35,388 --> 00:00:36,804 RANDALL: Yo. 22 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,927 This is my biological father. 23 00:00:39,892 --> 00:00:42,526 Wow. Well, that probably is gonna be 24 00:00:42,528 --> 00:00:44,729 a longer conversation, but it's good to meet you. 25 00:00:44,731 --> 00:00:46,397 It's a pleasure to meet you. 26 00:00:48,401 --> 00:00:49,867 ANNOUNCER: Long signal pass. 27 00:00:49,869 --> 00:00:51,869 Baltimore hopping out of an eight man front. 28 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:53,571 Namath throwing deep. 29 00:00:53,573 --> 00:00:54,822 Sauer, gets wide, get it, 30 00:00:54,824 --> 00:00:56,374 he was there. 31 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:57,992 He had an inside step on Lenny Miles... 32 00:00:57,994 --> 00:00:58,993 Beer. 33 00:00:58,995 --> 00:01:00,378 Mommy. 34 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:01,412 Rebecca, you and your sister 35 00:01:01,414 --> 00:01:02,663 need to play somewhere else. 36 00:01:02,665 --> 00:01:05,049 Your father's trying to watch the game. 37 00:01:05,051 --> 00:01:07,551 (fridge door closes, top pops) 38 00:01:07,553 --> 00:01:08,753 Rick Volk, number 21, 39 00:01:08,755 --> 00:01:10,254 uh, coming with a fake 40 00:01:10,256 --> 00:01:12,173 safety blitz and he goes up top. 41 00:01:12,175 --> 00:01:13,924 So that, um, is in pretty good... 42 00:01:13,926 --> 00:01:16,260 He doesn't get all the glory of Rocky Bleier 43 00:01:16,262 --> 00:01:18,262 or Franco Harris, but he's been a great... 44 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:20,097 ♪ You are my easy love ♪ 45 00:01:20,099 --> 00:01:21,399 Jack. 46 00:01:21,401 --> 00:01:23,267 Jack. 47 00:01:23,269 --> 00:01:25,269 Jack! 48 00:01:25,271 --> 00:01:26,570 - Yeah. - (sighs) 49 00:01:26,572 --> 00:01:27,738 Sorry. (chuckles) 50 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:30,358 No. I refuse to be my mother 51 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,693 staring at my father as he stares at the television. 52 00:01:32,695 --> 00:01:34,945 Okay. Mm-hmm. 53 00:01:34,947 --> 00:01:37,031 I think Cincinnati's looked a little tired... 54 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,949 So teach me. 55 00:01:38,951 --> 00:01:41,669 Teach me football. 56 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:45,122 JACK: We got an offensive line... 57 00:01:45,124 --> 00:01:46,707 - Mm-hmm. - defensive line. Quart... 58 00:01:46,709 --> 00:01:49,126 - End zone, end zone. - End zone, quarterback... 59 00:01:49,128 --> 00:01:50,127 There's Bradshaw straight back... 60 00:01:50,129 --> 00:01:51,629 REBECCA: You suck, Bradshaw! 61 00:01:51,631 --> 00:01:52,880 - Come on, man. - Babe... 62 00:01:52,882 --> 00:01:54,131 The man has three Super Bowl rings. 63 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:55,433 - Give him a break. - Yeah, he also 64 00:01:55,435 --> 00:01:56,767 had Franco wide open in the flat. 65 00:01:56,769 --> 00:01:59,553 You're a freakin' bum, Bradshaw. 66 00:01:59,555 --> 00:02:01,522 You're a freakin' bum. 67 00:02:02,775 --> 00:02:04,809 Typical Bradshaw. 68 00:02:04,811 --> 00:02:06,894 Super Bowl! 69 00:02:06,896 --> 00:02:08,396 - (grunts) - Mm! Mwah! 70 00:02:08,398 --> 00:02:09,814 - Oh. - (giggles) 71 00:02:09,816 --> 00:02:11,565 - Time to tailgate! - Oh, already? 72 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,567 Yeah, babe. I got to move. Froggy's wants me to sing 73 00:02:13,569 --> 00:02:14,652 at their pre-game party. 74 00:02:14,654 --> 00:02:16,120 - Super Bowl Sunday? - Yeah. 75 00:02:16,122 --> 00:02:17,455 Biggest crowd of the whole year. 76 00:02:17,457 --> 00:02:18,739 - And we get to drink for free. - Oh, yeah. 77 00:02:18,741 --> 00:02:20,324 So be there early, okay? 78 00:02:20,326 --> 00:02:21,492 I'll be there before Bradshaw even begins 79 00:02:21,494 --> 00:02:23,127 warming up his old noodle arm. 80 00:02:23,129 --> 00:02:25,296 Whoa. Easy on Bradshaw, babe. 81 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:27,081 Uh-huh. Not in this house. 82 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,083 - That's my girl. - Hmm. 83 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:30,501 Are Miguel and Shelly gonna make it? 84 00:02:30,503 --> 00:02:32,420 Yeah. They're gonna meet us there, you know, 85 00:02:32,422 --> 00:02:33,637 depending on if they can get a babysitter, 86 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,172 and one that doesn't show up completely 87 00:02:35,174 --> 00:02:37,141 stoned out of her gourd this time. 88 00:02:37,143 --> 00:02:40,144 - Why do people have kids? - (chuckles softly) 89 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:43,180 No idea. 90 00:02:43,182 --> 00:02:44,181 ♪ ♪ 91 00:02:44,183 --> 00:02:45,516 (blender whirring) 92 00:02:46,819 --> 00:02:47,852 (whirring stops) 93 00:02:49,856 --> 00:02:51,489 All right. (chuckles) 94 00:02:51,491 --> 00:02:52,740 You okay? 95 00:02:56,696 --> 00:02:58,028 Stop. 96 00:02:58,030 --> 00:02:59,163 Randall, wake the hell up. 97 00:02:59,165 --> 00:03:00,614 You almost put a chemo pill 98 00:03:00,616 --> 00:03:02,166 in your shake. 99 00:03:02,168 --> 00:03:03,367 Oh. 100 00:03:05,204 --> 00:03:07,004 (sighs) Uncle Kevin, 101 00:03:07,006 --> 00:03:08,672 why are you writing in your book? 102 00:03:08,674 --> 00:03:10,458 Play, sweetheart. It's a play, 103 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,710 and the director wants me doing scene work. 104 00:03:12,712 --> 00:03:14,462 You seem to be doing a lot of writing. 105 00:03:14,464 --> 00:03:17,214 Well, I seem to be getting a lot of direction, William. 106 00:03:18,518 --> 00:03:20,518 Tell you what. You got a great voice. 107 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,720 You ever do any voice-over work? 108 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:24,221 Well, you should. 109 00:03:24,223 --> 00:03:25,890 Really. I mean, you could be a... 110 00:03:25,892 --> 00:03:28,225 like a... like a... like an owl in a Pixar movie, 111 00:03:28,227 --> 00:03:29,630 - right? - (laughs) Yeah. 112 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:30,247 No offense. 113 00:03:30,574 --> 00:03:32,567 Not sure why I would take offense to that. 114 00:03:33,699 --> 00:03:35,199 Oh, I don't do blueberries. 115 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:37,701 - Me neither. - Since when? 116 00:03:37,703 --> 00:03:39,370 - Since now. - KEVIN: Yeah. 117 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:40,538 It's not the taste, right? 118 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,206 It's the texture of the skin, it's gross. 119 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,375 Yeah. I don't want blueberries either. 120 00:03:44,377 --> 00:03:46,494 Yeah. Understood. Uh, any other dietary restrictions 121 00:03:46,496 --> 00:03:48,078 I should let the staff know about? 122 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,880 No, man. You're busy. I'll just, you know, 123 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:51,715 I'll make a list for you later when I get some time. 124 00:03:51,717 --> 00:03:54,084 Thanks, buddy. 125 00:03:54,086 --> 00:03:55,085 (laughs softly) 126 00:03:58,591 --> 00:04:00,674 You need to put something in your stomach, William. 127 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:03,093 Toast, pills, juice. That's the order. Okay? 128 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:05,596 Is that medicine? 129 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:08,516 Do you have a cold, Grandpa? 130 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:10,401 - Grandpa's fine. - No. They're just vitamins. 131 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:12,653 ♪ ♪ 132 00:04:15,241 --> 00:04:17,441 (Randall sighs) 133 00:04:17,443 --> 00:04:19,443 KEVIN: So. 134 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:22,246 You, uh, told the girls that he's Grandpa, 135 00:04:22,248 --> 00:04:23,998 but not that he's sick. Right? 136 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:27,284 That's ballsy. 137 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:29,870 Hey, so, Kevin, uh, 138 00:04:29,872 --> 00:04:31,789 it's been a few days now, you know, 139 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:33,791 - since you showed up. - Without calling. 140 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,292 Right. And... and it's great to see you. 141 00:04:35,294 --> 00:04:38,796 I was just sort of wondering... 142 00:04:38,798 --> 00:04:40,798 (exhales) How do I say this politely? 143 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,932 When are you leaving? 144 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,267 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. 145 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:46,053 Yeah. 146 00:04:46,055 --> 00:04:49,390 No, I mean, come on. I can, I... I can, um... 147 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:52,226 I can get out of here whenever. I just... I... 148 00:04:52,228 --> 00:04:54,645 I saw this as an opportunity to hang with you two, 149 00:04:54,647 --> 00:04:56,146 you know, and the girls, but, uh... 150 00:04:58,451 --> 00:05:00,484 Plus I... honestly, this play, guys, 151 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:02,653 - it's kicking my ass a little, you know? - Mm. 152 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:04,154 And it's so lonely at that hotel. 153 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:06,290 I mean, I got this big suite all to myself 154 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:08,993 but I guess the bigger the hotel room, the emptier it can feel. 155 00:05:08,995 --> 00:05:11,328 You know? I'm sitting there. I got that 156 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:12,913 800 thread count sheets. I got the endless 157 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:15,416 minibar snacks. You got the fancy oatmeal soaps, 158 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:17,501 plush robes and all I can do is sit there 159 00:05:17,503 --> 00:05:19,086 and think about how... 160 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:21,055 quiet it is. 161 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:24,141 - We'll take it. - What's that? 162 00:05:24,143 --> 00:05:25,476 Uh, the hotel. Beth and I, we'll take it, tonight. 163 00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:27,177 - No, Randall. - Where are we gonna 164 00:05:27,179 --> 00:05:28,812 - get a sitter? - No, we got two family members 165 00:05:28,814 --> 00:05:29,847 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - living in our house for free. 166 00:05:29,849 --> 00:05:31,015 One of them played a nanny on TV. 167 00:05:31,017 --> 00:05:32,683 - No. - No, actually, an au pair. 168 00:05:32,685 --> 00:05:34,685 Technically, I played an au pair on TV. 169 00:05:34,687 --> 00:05:36,320 There's a difference. A lot of people don't know that. 170 00:05:36,322 --> 00:05:38,188 I was... an au pair. 171 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,356 They were gonna call the show, 172 00:05:39,358 --> 00:05:41,358 What Au Pair, but The... 173 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,028 Manny tested better. I-I can watch the girls. 174 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,613 - I'm-a go pack. - Okay. 175 00:05:45,615 --> 00:05:47,615 - I'm-a go pack right now. - Wait. 176 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,333 ♪ ♪ 177 00:05:50,503 --> 00:05:52,369 (dog barking in the distance) 178 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,290 Good morning. 179 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:57,791 - Hey. - Hi. 180 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,043 Breakfast in bed? 181 00:05:59,045 --> 00:06:00,377 Yeah. 182 00:06:00,379 --> 00:06:02,046 What did I do to deserve this? 183 00:06:02,048 --> 00:06:03,714 I don't know. 184 00:06:03,716 --> 00:06:05,349 You've done a lot of really nice things for me, 185 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:07,468 so I wanted to return the favor. 186 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,887 Oh. By cutting up cardboard into little squares 187 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:11,188 and putting it in a bowl? 188 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,389 Those are cheese squares. 189 00:06:12,391 --> 00:06:14,892 - Oh, yum. - Hmm. 190 00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:16,143 Yeah. What's on top? 191 00:06:16,145 --> 00:06:17,361 Oh, hemp seed. 192 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:18,812 Hemp seeds on top? 193 00:06:18,814 --> 00:06:19,897 Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:19,899 --> 00:06:21,532 Boy, you really buried the lead. 195 00:06:21,534 --> 00:06:23,233 - (chuckles) - Now I'm in. 196 00:06:23,235 --> 00:06:24,401 - (laughs) - What? You're not 197 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:26,904 gonna have any nonsense made-up food? 198 00:06:26,906 --> 00:06:30,240 No. Getting weighed at our meeting this afternoon. 199 00:06:30,242 --> 00:06:32,326 You know what? 200 00:06:32,328 --> 00:06:34,662 So am I. 201 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:36,914 I probably shouldn't eat, either. Damn. 202 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,000 Mm-hmm. 203 00:06:38,025 --> 00:06:39,717 Hey, what do you want to do after the meeting? 204 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:42,002 I was thinking miniature golf. Last time, 205 00:06:42,004 --> 00:06:44,088 I was like, 20 under going into the 18th, 206 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,556 but that little windmill 207 00:06:45,558 --> 00:06:48,392 owns my ass. 208 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,260 I can't. Steelers. 209 00:06:50,262 --> 00:06:51,562 - Sunday Night Football. - Hmm. 210 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:52,930 (quietly): Saturday Night Football. 211 00:06:52,932 --> 00:06:53,931 With who? 212 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:55,432 Oh, no one. Just me. 213 00:06:55,918 --> 00:06:57,885 - All right. I'll watch with you. - Oh, no. 214 00:06:58,012 --> 00:07:00,346 Thanks, but I'm good. 215 00:07:00,856 --> 00:07:02,573 Seriously? 216 00:07:02,575 --> 00:07:04,942 You'd rather watch by yourself than watch with me? 217 00:07:04,944 --> 00:07:06,944 Yeah. It's my thing. 218 00:07:06,946 --> 00:07:09,029 I have a little ritual. You know? It's my thing. 219 00:07:09,031 --> 00:07:11,248 Well, your thing... 220 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,449 is sad. 221 00:07:12,451 --> 00:07:14,585 Not to me. 222 00:07:14,587 --> 00:07:15,786 (sighing): Okay. 223 00:07:15,788 --> 00:07:16,954 Okay. How about this? 224 00:07:16,956 --> 00:07:18,539 You can watch football... 225 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,040 all by yourself, 226 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:22,960 which is totally normal, but with me. 227 00:07:22,962 --> 00:07:24,628 - Toby. - Hmm? 228 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:27,059 This is something that I do alone. Okay? 229 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,883 Sure. 230 00:07:29,885 --> 00:07:32,269 - Great. Thank you for being so sweet. - Yeah. 231 00:07:34,273 --> 00:07:37,391 Can you bring, like, a bowl of sugar for this? 232 00:07:37,393 --> 00:07:39,810 ♪ ♪ 233 00:07:42,148 --> 00:07:44,565 ♪ And if you give me ♪ 234 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:46,116 ♪ Weed ♪ 235 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:47,484 ♪ Whites ♪ 236 00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:50,487 ♪ And wine ♪ 237 00:07:50,489 --> 00:07:53,907 ♪ And you show me a sign ♪ 238 00:07:53,909 --> 00:07:55,492 ♪ I'll be ♪ 239 00:07:55,494 --> 00:07:58,328 ♪ Willin' to be ♪ 240 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:01,498 ♪ Movin'. ♪ 241 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,468 (song ends, whooping, applause) 242 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,887 Thank you. Go, Steelers! Whoo! 243 00:08:09,308 --> 00:08:12,309 Thank, God. Can we please watch the game now? 244 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:14,178 PAT SUMMERALL: The Rose Bowl is back. 245 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,680 Not an empty seat anywhere. 246 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:17,302 JACK: Hey. 247 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:19,683 - REBECCA: Excuse me. - That was amazing. 248 00:08:19,685 --> 00:08:20,818 - Ah, yeah? Really? - Yeah. 249 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,102 REBECCA: Oh! Shelly, Miguel. 250 00:08:22,104 --> 00:08:23,771 - There they are. Hey! - JACK: Yeah. 251 00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:25,189 - So sorry we're late. - It's okay. 252 00:08:25,191 --> 00:08:26,523 - Yeah. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 253 00:08:26,525 --> 00:08:27,858 MIGUEL: Damn, kids, man. Yeah, we were 254 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:29,109 just about to head out the door, 255 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:30,661 and the baby decides to projective vomit 256 00:08:30,663 --> 00:08:32,029 - all over little Andy. - Yeah. 257 00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:33,864 - Almost got me, too. - So, what does Andy do? 258 00:08:33,866 --> 00:08:35,282 You know, four years old. Built like a tank. 259 00:08:35,284 --> 00:08:36,533 He slaps the baby. 260 00:08:36,535 --> 00:08:38,202 (gasps) Right across the face. Pow! 261 00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:40,337 - No! Is she okay? - Oh, she's fine. Yeah. 262 00:08:40,339 --> 00:08:42,206 But then the baby's screaming bloody murder, I'm screaming 263 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:44,208 at Andy, and me, standing there, covered in vomit, and I'm like, 264 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,626 Andy, she is a baby. 265 00:08:45,628 --> 00:08:47,127 Like, you literally slapped a baby. 266 00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:48,378 Which really helped, as you can imagine. 267 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,214 SHELLY: Of course, then Andy starts crying, 268 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:52,299 - baby's crying, babysitter's crying. - MIGUEL: We need drinks! 269 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:53,717 We need drinks. We'll be right back. 270 00:08:53,719 --> 00:08:55,018 REBECCA: Okay. 271 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,137 Wow. 272 00:08:57,139 --> 00:09:00,057 Promise me we are never having kids. 273 00:09:00,059 --> 00:09:01,525 (groans) 274 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,591 I think it's time for shots. 275 00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:07,064 ANNOUNCER 2: 26 is having a tough day. 276 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:13,063 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 277 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,827 ANNOUNCER: The first half, the Rams, surprisingly, 278 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:22,078 - lead Pittsburgh 13 to ten. - MIGUEL: Pathetic. 279 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,141 Can't stop the run. 280 00:09:23,234 --> 00:09:24,600 Oh, and Bradshaw sucks! 281 00:09:24,602 --> 00:09:26,101 Oh, no, Bradshaw's gonna have 282 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,903 a huge second half, though. Right, babe? 283 00:09:27,905 --> 00:09:30,439 Yeah. Big... big second half. 284 00:09:34,195 --> 00:09:35,778 Are you okay? 285 00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:38,614 Mm. Fine. 286 00:09:38,616 --> 00:09:40,916 Okay. 287 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:44,162 Actually, no. 288 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:47,605 Um, what did you mean before when, uh... 289 00:09:47,607 --> 00:09:49,107 when you said... 290 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:51,609 (chuckles): "Promise me we'll never have kids"? 291 00:09:51,611 --> 00:09:53,744 (chuckles): Oh. I shouldn't have said that. 292 00:09:53,746 --> 00:09:55,446 Yeah, but... you did. 293 00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:56,963 Kind of said it twice today. 294 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,003 And I shouldn't have. 295 00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:00,138 Okay? 296 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,923 Sorry. 297 00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:03,341 You know what we need to be doing? 298 00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:04,592 We need to be feeding 299 00:10:04,594 --> 00:10:06,477 the ball to Franco more, right? 300 00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:07,321 That's... 301 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:09,871 'Cause we-we never really talk about it. 302 00:10:11,484 --> 00:10:13,518 And I don't want to talk about it now, either. 303 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,937 We always say we're gonna talk about it in the future, 304 00:10:15,939 --> 00:10:19,273 but it's the future now, Bec, and I want kids. 305 00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:20,775 SHELLEY: You know what, we're gonna 306 00:10:20,777 --> 00:10:22,994 - go grab another drink at the bar. - Okay. 307 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,529 SPORTS ANNOUNCER: and see how the fans... 308 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:25,530 Let's go to the Ginger Man and Paul Hornung. 309 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:25,863 (sighs) 310 00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:27,615 L.A. fans have to be happy, Paul. 311 00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:28,950 BETH: Bedtimes are at 8:00 312 00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:31,925 and 9:00... that's teeth brushed, in the bed. 8:00 and 9:00. 313 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:33,838 So one Sambuca to chase down the Ambien, 314 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,089 and then lights out, right? 315 00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,508 That's too far. 316 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:38,843 Okay, listen, relax. 317 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:39,961 We're gonna have a nice, 318 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:41,045 quiet evening at home. Okay? 319 00:10:41,047 --> 00:10:42,680 The girls are gonna play. 320 00:10:42,682 --> 00:10:44,348 I'm gonna memorize my lines and get off book. 321 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,300 Look, we want to make it clear that we're not normally 322 00:10:46,302 --> 00:10:47,628 in the habit of leaving the girls overnight. 323 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,031 Let alone with two men who probably haven't been 324 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,065 around kids that much. 325 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,400 One of them's best known 326 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,201 for leaving a kid at a fire station. 327 00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:55,570 Oh, my God, please, take care of my babies. 328 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,071 And, please, don't call us. 329 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,739 - No, no, call us if you need us. - But don't need us. 330 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,074 Oh, one more thing, though, before you go. 331 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,409 So, Tess was the, uh, 332 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,077 the white wine drinker, right? 333 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,996 Annie likes the red 'cause I don't get that wrong. 334 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,747 - Piss them off. - (under breath): Thanks. 335 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,416 It's still too far. I can tell by the way you... 336 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,667 - Yes. - It's a little too far. 337 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,085 - He plays too much. - It's okay. 338 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,420 - It's okay. - He plays too much. 339 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,754 Hey, call us if you need anything. 340 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,756 (whispering): Don't call us. 341 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:22,229 So, I have, you know, this-this issue with-with cracker control, 342 00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:24,432 so what I've been finding to be really helpful 343 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,100 is if I... 344 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,268 take the portion 345 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,686 out of the box 346 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,238 and then I put the portion onto the plate 347 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,106 - and then I put the box - (whispering): Just pass it. 348 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,408 ... away... and then I know... 349 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:37,278 how... how many crackers 350 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,363 I'm allowed to-to have. 351 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,781 (whispering): Just pass it. 352 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,700 To h... to have, 353 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,702 so then I know that if-if I'm only allowed 354 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,454 to have ten crackers, 355 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,922 then I have the ten crackers on my plate, 356 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,091 which is fine, but at the same time, 357 00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:52,293 there are other crackers that I like than-than 358 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,794 other crackers. So, I might not like 359 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,596 saltine crackers as much as I like 360 00:11:55,598 --> 00:11:56,597 a Cheez-It type cracker, 361 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:59,050 but so, what I'll do 362 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,468 with the Cheez-It type cracker 363 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,720 is maybe put a little bit more on the plate, 364 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,772 but I'm still rationing, so if I have a saltine, 365 00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:06,641 then I might put ten on the plate, 366 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,442 but there might be 20 if it's a Cheez-It. 367 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:10,277 But I still put the box away. So, I-I mean 368 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,646 I-I think that's... that's a win. 369 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,814 - MAN: Yeah. - (applause) 370 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,453 (mouthing) 371 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,577 She was always away on business. 372 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,330 So, I was used to being alone but this, you know, this... 373 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,332 but this was a different kind of alone. She was always away 374 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,334 on business, so I was used to being... 375 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,836 but... so, I was... 376 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,421 She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone, 377 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,006 but this was a different kind of alone. 378 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,008 You know? This-this... is a different kind of... 379 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:41,976 I thought you two were watching a movie. 380 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,094 We want to have 381 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,478 a Barbie fashion show. 382 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,813 Oh, cool. That sounds fun. 383 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,348 So, go play Barbie fashion show. 384 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,600 We need you to be the celebrity judge. 385 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,601 Right. 386 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,770 Uh, the thing is I can't 387 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,488 because I got this rehearsal tomorrow 388 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:55,823 and I really want to be off book, so... 389 00:12:55,825 --> 00:12:56,991 What does "off book" mean? 390 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,659 Off book. Off book means, uh, 391 00:12:58,661 --> 00:12:59,827 means that I know my lines. 392 00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,529 So, uh, you, uh... 393 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,780 have Grandpa be the judge. 394 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,331 Grandpa's not a celebrity. 395 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,332 Yeah. 396 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:08,035 Their logic seems sound. 397 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,287 Thank you. 398 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,007 Okay. Um... tell you what? You want to, 399 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,008 you want to help me? You want to, 400 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,176 you want to read the play with me? 401 00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,460 - Okay. - Yeah. Oh, come on. 402 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,461 - Okay. - Yeah, let's do that. 403 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,879 Come on, over here. William, 404 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,214 - let's do it. - I'm not much of an actor. 405 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,017 Oh, doesn't matter. I just need to get the lines down, so... 406 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,685 All right, Tess, we'll start with you. 407 00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:27,354 Uh, you're gonna be Jessica, David's wife. 408 00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,557 Why does she get to be Jessica? 409 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,225 - (chuckles) - Well, um, be... 410 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,561 Oh, because you're Gracie, okay? 411 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,563 Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool. 412 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,064 It means you get to boss your sister around. 413 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,532 How's that sound? 414 00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:41,235 So. William, multiple questions. 415 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,703 First one, I'm not gonna lie to you, 416 00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:45,239 - it's a little delicate. - Go ahead. 417 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,042 Do you know how to read? 418 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,494 Yes, I can read. 419 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,580 I knew it. I was joking. 420 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,381 Of course you know how to read. (chuckles) 421 00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,550 Trying to be funny. Okay. So if you 422 00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:59,837 could please read the role of Brad. 423 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,590 Terrific, okay. Whoa, where we going? 424 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,924 I have to pee. 425 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,893 Oh, I kind of do, too. 426 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:09,199 What are you... Oh, good God. (chuckles) 427 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,485 Mm. 428 00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:26,092 Now, this is what 429 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,209 I'm talking about. 430 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,707 Okay, babe, here's the plan. 431 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,042 Sex first. 432 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,460 Right away. 433 00:14:32,462 --> 00:14:34,045 Loud, adult, 434 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,796 no kids in the next room sex. 435 00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:37,965 And it doesn't have to be marathon sex. 436 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:41,135 We just need to get the job done. 437 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,638 And under no circumstances are we allowed 438 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,806 to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters. 439 00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:48,726 Don't want to miss the whole night sleeping. Right? 440 00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:50,478 Ooh. 441 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,897 We'll do it in the shower. 442 00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:54,398 That's good. 443 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400 Won't fall asleep in the big fancy shower. 444 00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:59,904 And we'll order room service before. 445 00:14:59,906 --> 00:15:03,074 That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex 446 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,077 just as room service arrives and we will slip on robes 447 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,913 and eat burgers... No, wait... spaghetti. 448 00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:10,548 No, I like burgers better. 449 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:13,751 We will eat burgers in bed. 450 00:15:13,753 --> 00:15:15,586 Ooh. 451 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:18,589 Oh. Now, the big question is... 452 00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:21,592 what to order on pay-per-view. 453 00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:24,178 Oh, I already hope they, uh, I hope they have that 454 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,847 Huge Grant-Meryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady. 455 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:29,600 Come on. Florence Foster Jenkins. 456 00:15:29,602 --> 00:15:31,569 Baby, they already got Florence Foster Jenkins. 457 00:15:31,571 --> 00:15:32,987 I'm late. 458 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,745 I'm a week and a half late, Randall, 459 00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:43,531 and I feel like crap. 460 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,584 And I was chewing on ice all day yesterday 461 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:49,036 and I almost threw up when I looked at pizza 462 00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:51,956 and I cannot bring myself to go to the drugstore 463 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,291 and get a pregnancy test. 464 00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:57,428 I'm bugging out, baby. 465 00:15:57,430 --> 00:16:00,264 I need you to talk me down. 466 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:03,100 Oh. 467 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:04,301 - Hey, how are you? - Hey, good. 468 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:06,303 Come on in. We got carrots, celery, 469 00:16:06,305 --> 00:16:08,472 broccoli, no dip. You're welcome. 470 00:16:08,474 --> 00:16:10,141 Thank you, that's so nice. 471 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,143 Oh, and, uh, Kate, this is my good friend, Shooter. 472 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,478 - Shooter, Kate. - Hey. 473 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,615 - Nice to finally meet you, Kate. - Hi. Nice to meet you, too. 474 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:19,817 Great news. You both love sports, so... 475 00:16:19,819 --> 00:16:21,986 sports party. 476 00:16:21,988 --> 00:16:25,489 AL MICHAELS: ... And the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday Night Football. 477 00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,324 COMMENTATOR: Bradshaw drops back. 478 00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:29,076 Bradshaw's got time... 479 00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,961 (crowd exclaims) 480 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,298 So, what do you think, Jack? 481 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,167 Looking like it's gonna come down to the fourth quarter. 482 00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:45,509 You want to do this now? Okay. Let's do it. 483 00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:48,012 So... 484 00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:51,182 I am not enough for you. 485 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,434 Am I not enough for you, Jack? 486 00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:55,352 - Okay, back to the bar? - Yup. 487 00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:57,521 I never said that. I just meant 488 00:16:57,523 --> 00:16:59,524 we need to have this conversation at some point. 489 00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:00,191 Okay. 490 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,493 And you want to do that right now, at Froggy's 491 00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:04,528 - during the Super Bowl? - Yes, please don't make us 492 00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:07,081 - miss a second of your drama. - Could you butt out? 493 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,667 Hey... 494 00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:11,619 babe, 495 00:17:11,621 --> 00:17:13,704 we joke about it. 496 00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,840 We see people with kids and go, 497 00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:17,291 "Oh, thank God that's not us." 498 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:19,343 We joke about it. Right? 499 00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:20,878 Did I not get the joke? 500 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,546 I'm not... 501 00:17:22,548 --> 00:17:24,014 Babe, you're right. 502 00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:25,466 You are right. 503 00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:27,885 And coming from the family that-that I did, 504 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:30,554 I definitely never saw myself having kids. 505 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:33,023 - Okay. - But then I met you. 506 00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:36,727 And, you know, we're j... we're great together 507 00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:39,313 and I love our life. 508 00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:41,198 But the older we get, 509 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,367 the more I think that... 510 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:45,653 the more I think there's got to be something bigger 511 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:49,540 than just me and you. 512 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,042 Well, thank you very much for involving me 513 00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:55,880 in this huge invisible change of yours. Huge. 514 00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:58,582 Because you knew when you met me and married me 515 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:01,051 that I did not want to be one of those women 516 00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,053 whose sole purpose in life was to be a mother. 517 00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:06,223 If that's what you wanted, you should have married my mom. 518 00:18:06,225 --> 00:18:08,259 I was thinking more your sister. 519 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,094 Oh. You probably were. 520 00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:13,681 - I'm... it's a bad joke. - I'm not there yet, Jack. 521 00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:15,566 I'm not there yet. 522 00:18:15,568 --> 00:18:18,602 - I am only 29. - Almost 30. 523 00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:19,515 I know how old I am! 524 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,022 Hey, Sid and Nancy, will you two take it outside? 525 00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:23,941 - Could you just shut up for a second? - Mind your business. 526 00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:25,776 None of us can hear the game over your mouth. 527 00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:27,411 - Wow. - You got to learn some manners, pal. 528 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,113 You need to control your woman. 529 00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,748 - You need to watch your mouth. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 530 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,249 Jack, sit down. 531 00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:35,920 Come here. It's not worth it. Jack, sit down, please. 532 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,254 Jack. 533 00:18:37,256 --> 00:18:39,290 (grunts) 534 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,208 - God, Jack. - Jack! Jack. 535 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,960 No! No, no, no, no. 536 00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:45,379 (indistinct chatter) 537 00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:48,799 Yeah, we should really be having kids. 538 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,307 (low, indistinct conversations) 539 00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:11,628 Aren't you gonna say anything? 540 00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:18,318 Uh, yeah. Like, how? 541 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,499 You take the pill every day like clockwork, right? 542 00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:21,179 Yeah. 543 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,130 What, did I accidentally drop one in my shake or something? 544 00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:25,048 No. I... 545 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,550 I mean, I changed medications last month 546 00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,552 and there might have been, like, a brief window. 547 00:19:28,554 --> 00:19:29,886 A brief window? 548 00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:32,639 Sorry. 549 00:19:32,641 --> 00:19:34,224 A brief window, Beth? 550 00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:35,859 Did it not occur to you that that might be something 551 00:19:35,861 --> 00:19:37,311 - you want to run by your husband? - Well, 552 00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:38,312 I didn't know it was gonna be a problem. 553 00:19:38,314 --> 00:19:40,397 Well, there goes Charleston. 554 00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:43,233 Okay, I'm sorry, what? 555 00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:45,869 Ten years from now, when the girls are both off at college, 556 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:49,039 I thought that we would take an early retirement in Charleston. 557 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,907 Oh, forgive me, Randall, 558 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:52,826 but what in the holy hell are you talking about? 559 00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:54,494 Since when do you want to move to Charleston? 560 00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,496 I saw something about it on CNN. 561 00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:58,749 Like, they got a great quality of life, good restaurants. 562 00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:03,720 Sometimes at work, I look up places on Zillow. 563 00:20:03,722 --> 00:20:07,391 Oh, okay. Well, I'm so sorry that I'm screwing with 564 00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,393 your super top secret Charleston dream, honey. 565 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:12,019 No, my issues are nothing compared to yours. 566 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:12,697 Nobody's saying that. 567 00:20:12,722 --> 00:20:13,930 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, here's a riddle... 568 00:20:13,932 --> 00:20:17,267 who has two hands and was about to go back to work full-time 569 00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:19,269 and maybe, maybe... start to remember who she was? 570 00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:20,771 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 571 00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:22,439 But now will have to split her time 572 00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:26,276 between a diaper station and a home office? 573 00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:28,278 This girl, right here. 574 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,080 - It's two thumbs. - What? 575 00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:31,782 You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say 576 00:20:31,784 --> 00:20:33,450 - "what has two thumbs and is - Mm-mmm, mm-mmm. 577 00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:34,618 - gonna be splitting time betw..." - Shut up. 578 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,670 Okay, that's real nice, Beth. 579 00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:40,590 Hey. 580 00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,626 - Also, some Altoids. - Please. 581 00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,629 SHOOTER: Look at that picture. 582 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,264 That is a vivid picture. 583 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:48,882 I feel like I'm at the game. 584 00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:51,635 ANNOUNCER: Over across the field, here. 585 00:20:51,637 --> 00:20:53,770 Yeah. It's a really nice TV... 586 00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:55,138 What is this? 587 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,640 Plasma? 588 00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:57,941 LED? 589 00:20:57,943 --> 00:21:00,143 You know, I'm really not sure, but... 590 00:21:00,145 --> 00:21:01,144 Hey, Toby! 591 00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:02,145 TOBY: Yeah? 592 00:21:02,147 --> 00:21:03,230 Uh, do you guys like 593 00:21:03,232 --> 00:21:04,981 - jicama? - Plasma or LED? 594 00:21:04,983 --> 00:21:06,950 TOBY: I... 595 00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,652 have no idea. 596 00:21:08,654 --> 00:21:09,820 - Kate? Jicama? - What? 597 00:21:09,822 --> 00:21:11,071 Is that a vegetable or a fruit? 598 00:21:11,073 --> 00:21:13,824 Can... can you actually just move, Tob? 599 00:21:13,826 --> 00:21:15,959 Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. 600 00:21:15,961 --> 00:21:17,911 ANNOUNCER: The receiver's all set. 601 00:21:17,913 --> 00:21:20,163 To the right, Ben looks straight 602 00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:22,165 over the middle, and going for the end zone! 603 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,250 - (TV beeps) - TOBY: Hey. 604 00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:24,801 Shooter, uh, tell Kate 605 00:21:24,803 --> 00:21:26,253 about that time we accidentally 606 00:21:26,255 --> 00:21:28,338 went to an Ashlee Simpson concert. 607 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,473 - (laughing): Oh... - (Toby laughing) 608 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:30,757 Uh, you got to hear this. 609 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:31,975 So, we were trying to... I'm sorry. 610 00:21:31,977 --> 00:21:33,176 Toby, you paused the TV. 611 00:21:33,178 --> 00:21:34,428 It's like, paused. 612 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,679 Yeah, just for a second. Listen to this. 613 00:21:35,681 --> 00:21:36,680 No, this is a great story. 614 00:21:36,682 --> 00:21:38,348 No. O-Okay, 615 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,317 I know it's not a big deal, really, 616 00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:41,985 but I kind of like to watch sports 617 00:21:41,987 --> 00:21:43,103 as they happen live. 618 00:21:43,105 --> 00:21:44,488 Probably just me, right? 619 00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:46,440 - Okay. Okay. Here we go. - I don't know. 620 00:21:46,442 --> 00:21:48,442 - ANNOUNCER: tends to wait... - Now we're behind the game! 621 00:21:48,444 --> 00:21:50,110 Fast forward it! 622 00:21:50,112 --> 00:21:52,612 ANNOUNCER: Touch down! 623 00:21:52,614 --> 00:21:54,698 And Heyward made it all alone down the left side... 624 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,615 That's great. That's your team, right? 625 00:21:55,617 --> 00:21:56,616 That's my fantasy team. 626 00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:58,034 - What's that? - You know what, 627 00:21:58,036 --> 00:21:59,202 I'm so sorry to interrupt, 628 00:21:59,204 --> 00:22:00,454 I'm actually not feeling good. 629 00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:01,621 I'm gonna go ahead and go. 630 00:22:01,623 --> 00:22:03,006 - Oh, no! - Yeah... 631 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:04,007 Are you sure? 632 00:22:04,009 --> 00:22:05,292 - Yeah. - No, Kate, stay. 633 00:22:05,294 --> 00:22:06,543 Shooter... 634 00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:08,128 - it was really nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 635 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,346 - What... wait, wait, wait. - Seriously, 636 00:22:09,348 --> 00:22:10,547 - thank you for the jicama. - What... 637 00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:11,798 I'll talk to you later. 638 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,184 What is happening? 639 00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:15,552 You have to let her go, David. 640 00:22:15,554 --> 00:22:16,853 This is crazy, man. 641 00:22:16,855 --> 00:22:18,722 She's gone and she's never coming back. 642 00:22:19,725 --> 00:22:21,391 - Whew. - (scoffs) 643 00:22:21,393 --> 00:22:23,026 You really never acted before? 644 00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:24,194 Nope. 645 00:22:24,196 --> 00:22:25,228 Voice like silk. 646 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,898 - (chuckles) - Yeah. 647 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:31,234 How am I supposed to move on, David? 648 00:22:31,236 --> 00:22:32,569 No. I'm David. 649 00:22:32,571 --> 00:22:34,738 How am I supposed to move on, Brad? 650 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,240 And who made you the expert of moving on? 651 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,242 Or the expert of anything for that matter? 652 00:22:40,329 --> 00:22:42,245 Is that how you're gonna do it? 653 00:22:43,248 --> 00:22:44,664 No. 654 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:45,966 Good. 655 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:48,385 It's your line. Uh, 656 00:22:48,387 --> 00:22:49,669 - Tess, honey, you have the next line, - Uh... 657 00:22:49,671 --> 00:22:51,555 - pay attention. - I-I'd rather 658 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:53,056 you not move on. I'm... 659 00:22:53,058 --> 00:22:56,259 I'm obv... I'm obviously not planning to. 660 00:22:56,261 --> 00:22:57,394 It's not good. 661 00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:58,762 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 662 00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:00,180 - No. - No. Okay. 663 00:23:00,182 --> 00:23:01,932 There she is! Do you see her? 664 00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:03,433 Who, David? Did I see who? 665 00:23:03,435 --> 00:23:04,601 Her! She's right there. 666 00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:05,602 And ever since she died, 667 00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:06,770 her ghost has been haunting me. 668 00:23:06,772 --> 00:23:08,238 Hold up. 669 00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:10,440 What's the matter, sweetheart? 670 00:23:10,442 --> 00:23:12,576 What's happening in this story? 671 00:23:12,578 --> 00:23:14,744 You're not following the story? 672 00:23:16,415 --> 00:23:17,747 Do you follow it? 673 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,450 Of course. Yes, of course I follow it. 674 00:23:20,452 --> 00:23:21,785 Um... (muttering) 675 00:23:21,787 --> 00:23:23,119 - Mm-hmm. - She died, right? 676 00:23:23,121 --> 00:23:24,254 She's dead. 677 00:23:24,256 --> 00:23:26,089 But she keeps coming back as a ghost. 678 00:23:26,091 --> 00:23:28,258 So when you die you become a ghost? 679 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,793 No. 680 00:23:29,795 --> 00:23:32,462 - No, no, no, no, no. No. - Sweetheart, ghosts aren't real. 681 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,452 So what happens when you die? 682 00:23:38,804 --> 00:23:40,971 What happens when you die? 683 00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:44,724 Uh, is... you die. 684 00:23:44,726 --> 00:23:46,309 Forever? 685 00:23:46,311 --> 00:23:48,778 Sure... or not. 686 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,947 I don't know. Honey, here's the thing, you know, 687 00:23:50,949 --> 00:23:53,149 do we want ghosts or do we not want ghosts? Because I can... 688 00:23:53,151 --> 00:23:55,819 Grandpa takes pills because he's sick, 689 00:23:55,821 --> 00:23:57,787 is Grandpa gonna die? 690 00:23:57,789 --> 00:23:59,823 (whispering): Why are you asking me this? 691 00:24:01,577 --> 00:24:02,993 Yes? Yes. 692 00:24:02,995 --> 00:24:04,461 Soon? 693 00:24:04,463 --> 00:24:06,329 Well, you know, I mean, 694 00:24:06,331 --> 00:24:08,416 I wouldn't get too attached if I were you, so... 695 00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:08,889 (clears throat) 696 00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:10,634 No! No, no, no. 697 00:24:10,636 --> 00:24:12,302 That's not what I meant. Look, I-I mean, I meant it, 698 00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:13,970 but I was trying to be fun... It was a joke, okay? 699 00:24:13,972 --> 00:24:16,506 Here's the thing about death, is that it's natural. 700 00:24:16,508 --> 00:24:18,975 It's just natural. I'm gonna die, okay? 701 00:24:18,977 --> 00:24:20,927 You two? You're gonna die. 702 00:24:20,929 --> 00:24:23,513 Mommy and Daddy are gonna die. 703 00:24:23,515 --> 00:24:25,932 - Mommy and Daddy are gonna die? - KEVIN: No. Uh... 704 00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:27,767 Look, uh, oh, my gosh, Wil... it is getting late. 705 00:24:27,769 --> 00:24:29,019 It's bedtime, girls. 706 00:24:29,021 --> 00:24:30,604 - WILLIAM: Come on, girls. - KEVIN: Yep. 707 00:24:30,606 --> 00:24:31,855 Time to go to bed. Uh, sleep tight. 708 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:33,189 (exhales) 709 00:24:33,191 --> 00:24:34,658 Thanks for all the help. 710 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:38,161 Don't forget to brush your teeth. 711 00:24:38,163 --> 00:24:40,580 (football game playing on TV) 712 00:24:45,337 --> 00:24:47,871 Wh-when did you guys know you wanted kids? 713 00:24:50,175 --> 00:24:53,510 Uh, about, uh, four months into her first pregnancy. 714 00:24:53,512 --> 00:24:55,545 (chuckles) 715 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,717 Rebecca thinks that if we have kids, 716 00:25:00,719 --> 00:25:02,302 our lives are gonna be over. 717 00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:03,970 She's right, pal. Yeah. 718 00:25:03,972 --> 00:25:05,522 She's totally right. 719 00:25:05,524 --> 00:25:08,024 You can kiss this life good-bye. 720 00:25:08,026 --> 00:25:10,694 SUMMERALL: Third and eight for Pittsburgh and Bradshaw. 721 00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:16,650 What if she doesn't want kids? 722 00:25:16,652 --> 00:25:20,203 Is that really like a, like a deal-breaker? 723 00:25:24,576 --> 00:25:28,244 (crowd cheering on TV) 724 00:25:28,246 --> 00:25:30,664 (cheering and whooping) 725 00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:32,048 - (cheering) - Yeah! 726 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,416 I got to go find Shelly. 727 00:25:33,418 --> 00:25:34,918 TV COMMENTATOR: That over the wrong shoulder. 728 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,253 That's one of the great catches you'll ever see. 729 00:25:37,255 --> 00:25:40,223 73 yards. 730 00:25:40,225 --> 00:25:41,725 (cheering and whooping continues) 731 00:25:51,694 --> 00:25:53,278 SUMMERALL (on TV): And the terrible towels will come out 732 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,819 throughout the Rose Bowl. 733 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:57,094 Not much doubt about the best team. 734 00:25:57,096 --> 00:25:59,096 ♪ ♪ 735 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,709 SUMMERALL (on TV): Just been informed 736 00:26:04,711 --> 00:26:07,378 that the MVP for this contest 737 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:09,214 as picked by Sport Magazine 738 00:26:09,216 --> 00:26:12,467 and their panel of voters is Terry Bradshaw. 739 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,650 This isn't the night I had planned. 740 00:26:28,652 --> 00:26:31,619 I know. 741 00:26:31,621 --> 00:26:34,072 (sighs) 742 00:26:34,074 --> 00:26:35,240 Shall we look? 743 00:26:35,242 --> 00:26:37,792 Wait. Just, um, let's... let's... 744 00:26:37,794 --> 00:26:41,162 let's give it like, 30 more seconds. 745 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:44,165 Okay. 746 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,501 (sighs) 747 00:26:46,503 --> 00:26:48,753 You'll still be able to work more. 748 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:50,255 I can work less. 749 00:26:50,257 --> 00:26:51,506 We'll get a nanny. 750 00:26:51,508 --> 00:26:52,674 Or a manny. 751 00:26:52,676 --> 00:26:55,510 God, no. 752 00:26:57,314 --> 00:26:58,813 You know, if you still want 753 00:26:58,815 --> 00:27:01,099 - that vacation house you can... - I don't. 754 00:27:01,101 --> 00:27:02,817 It's too much trouble. 755 00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:04,819 Worrying about hurricanes 756 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:07,989 and whether or not it gets broken into by some kids 757 00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:10,325 using it for their who knows what? 758 00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:14,579 Damn South Carolina punk-ass kids. 759 00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:25,039 You know, a son wouldn't totally suck. 760 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,292 We do make good kids. 761 00:27:27,294 --> 00:27:31,012 That we do, that we do. 762 00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:34,048 The girls will love it. 763 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,267 Oh, they'll go nuts. 764 00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,723 - Hey. - Hmm? 765 00:27:41,725 --> 00:27:43,474 What has two thumbs 766 00:27:43,476 --> 00:27:46,361 and loves his wife so much it hurts? 767 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,229 (clicks tongue) 768 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,532 Oh, it does work better with two thumbs. 769 00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,567 Nah. I like the way you do it. 770 00:27:52,569 --> 00:27:57,205 Mm. Well... I like your face. 771 00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:03,127 Shall we do this? 772 00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:14,088 (footsteps) 773 00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:16,758 Well, that conversation went sideways, didn't it? 774 00:28:18,345 --> 00:28:21,062 Randall's gonna punch me for that conversation. 775 00:28:21,064 --> 00:28:22,430 I got to go talk to the girls. 776 00:28:22,432 --> 00:28:24,515 Go talk to the girls... what am I gonna say? 777 00:28:24,517 --> 00:28:26,401 You know, I am clearly not the man 778 00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:27,902 that needs to be talking to them 779 00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:29,604 about the intricacies of life and death. 780 00:28:29,606 --> 00:28:31,356 It's... (chuckles) 781 00:28:31,358 --> 00:28:33,575 Ah. 782 00:28:33,577 --> 00:28:35,610 (exhales) 783 00:28:37,197 --> 00:28:39,697 You do that a lot. 784 00:28:39,699 --> 00:28:41,532 I do what a lot? 785 00:28:41,534 --> 00:28:44,085 Doubt yourself. 786 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,624 You were very good, Kevin. 787 00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:51,593 On that show. 788 00:28:54,714 --> 00:28:56,130 You watched The Manny? 789 00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:59,050 Before I came here, I had one old television, 790 00:28:59,052 --> 00:29:00,935 got three channels. 791 00:29:00,937 --> 00:29:03,137 I really liked that program. 792 00:29:03,139 --> 00:29:06,140 And I remember thinking, he's very talented. 793 00:29:06,142 --> 00:29:09,644 I liked the one where you lose the baby. 794 00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:10,812 (laughing): Oh, geez. 795 00:29:10,814 --> 00:29:12,230 - "Manny on Fire." - Yeah, yeah. 796 00:29:12,232 --> 00:29:13,481 Yeah, no. That was a... 797 00:29:13,483 --> 00:29:14,816 That was a strong episode. 798 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:16,951 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 799 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:19,370 Yeah. 800 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,490 Yeah. I never should have left that show. 801 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:24,325 I've... 802 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:26,911 I never should have come here, that's for sure. 803 00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:29,297 Being an uncle, right, doing theater... 804 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,665 I... I... (scoffs) 805 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,917 I'm not cut out for theater. 806 00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:36,004 And there you go again. 807 00:29:36,006 --> 00:29:39,257 Well, yeah, I mean, that's easy for you to say, right? 808 00:29:39,259 --> 00:29:41,476 You're the wise owl in a Pixar film. 809 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:44,345 I'm the dopey Labrador. 810 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,648 I'm a dying recovering addict. 811 00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:48,016 - Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, well, 812 00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:49,984 people love Labradors. 813 00:29:49,986 --> 00:29:52,687 Said the wise owl. 814 00:29:58,028 --> 00:29:59,360 You want to know what it is? 815 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:00,862 It's this play, right? 816 00:30:00,864 --> 00:30:03,164 I mean, these people that I'm working with, 817 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:06,034 wow, they're like next level smart. 818 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:07,618 I mean, uh, they're brilliant. 819 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:10,038 And then they look at me like I'm a joke, right? 820 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,006 Which makes me start to think that I am a joke, 821 00:30:12,008 --> 00:30:13,958 and then I start spinning. 822 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,677 I don't even know what the play's about anymore. 823 00:30:15,679 --> 00:30:19,597 Kevin, what did you think it was about when you first read it? 824 00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:27,972 You know, it doesn't ma... it doesn't matter, it's... 825 00:30:27,974 --> 00:30:29,357 You're just gonna think it's stupid. 826 00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:32,860 Said the dopey Labrador. 827 00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:40,234 (car horns honking, people whooping) 828 00:30:48,828 --> 00:30:50,578 MAN: We did it! 829 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:53,748 (cheering, whooping) 830 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:57,919 If it's between you and having kids, you win. 831 00:30:57,921 --> 00:30:59,921 Every time. 832 00:30:59,923 --> 00:31:02,390 No question. 833 00:31:09,099 --> 00:31:12,433 My father, 834 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:15,903 he loved football more than anything. 835 00:31:15,905 --> 00:31:18,906 Most of the time, he-he pretty much 836 00:31:18,908 --> 00:31:20,908 didn't want anything to do with me. 837 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:25,246 But... if he was watching football, 838 00:31:25,248 --> 00:31:27,081 he let me sit 839 00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:30,451 and watch the game with him. 840 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,121 As long as I'd sit on the floor 841 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:36,624 and I didn't talk too much. 842 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,965 I always imagined that when I had kids 843 00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:47,969 that I'd watch the games with them, too. 844 00:31:49,973 --> 00:31:53,724 Except I-I'd let them talk... 845 00:31:53,726 --> 00:31:56,944 as loud as they wanted. 846 00:32:01,785 --> 00:32:04,485 I don't know what's wrong with me. 847 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,737 God, there's nothing wrong with you, Bec. 848 00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:09,407 All of my friends my age have kids. 849 00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:11,659 Every single one of them. 850 00:32:11,661 --> 00:32:14,328 And... 851 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:17,081 maybe it's 'cause I'm still singing at Froggy's 852 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:19,750 and I'm not as far along as I thought I would be. 853 00:32:19,752 --> 00:32:22,086 I don't know. 854 00:32:22,088 --> 00:32:24,839 'Cause the truth is, when I close my eyes 855 00:32:24,841 --> 00:32:28,593 and I think about our future... 856 00:32:28,595 --> 00:32:31,846 I see us with kids, Jack. 857 00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:34,982 Yeah. 858 00:32:34,984 --> 00:32:38,186 I just... 859 00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:41,189 I love our life. 860 00:32:41,191 --> 00:32:44,859 I love it right now. 861 00:32:44,861 --> 00:32:49,030 And I'm so scared of changing it. 862 00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:51,032 I don't want to change it. 863 00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:55,203 Okay? I'm not gonna stand for anything changing between us. 864 00:32:55,205 --> 00:32:58,005 Okay? What we have together, you and me. 865 00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:00,007 Nothing. 866 00:33:04,881 --> 00:33:08,049 Look, I'm sorry about pressuring you all day. 867 00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:10,218 I just... 868 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:13,271 I just want you. 869 00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:25,900 (sighs) 870 00:33:25,902 --> 00:33:28,236 The Steelers won the Super Bowl. 871 00:33:29,239 --> 00:33:32,240 Steelers won the Super Bowl. 872 00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:34,408 (sniffles) 873 00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:36,410 Bradshaw won MVP. 874 00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:39,046 My man. 875 00:33:39,048 --> 00:33:41,048 Yes. 876 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,384 I am. 877 00:33:43,386 --> 00:33:46,087 You are. 878 00:33:55,098 --> 00:33:57,565 ♪ ♪ 879 00:34:03,690 --> 00:34:05,773 Hey. 880 00:34:05,775 --> 00:34:07,358 - Hey. - Okay. 881 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,944 So, uh... 882 00:34:09,946 --> 00:34:12,446 what was all that about today? 883 00:34:12,448 --> 00:34:15,283 I told you I wanted to watch the game by myself. 884 00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:17,785 Then why did you agree to come over? 885 00:34:18,788 --> 00:34:20,087 I don't know. 886 00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:22,089 'Cause I didn't want to... 887 00:34:22,091 --> 00:34:24,542 seem like a weirdo. 888 00:34:24,544 --> 00:34:26,460 Okay. So, now I know. 889 00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:28,462 No hanging out on Sundays during football season. 890 00:34:28,464 --> 00:34:30,298 - I got it. - But it's not just about football. 891 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:33,134 Okay. What's it about then? 892 00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:37,638 Okay. So, growing up, 893 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,641 I used to watch the Steelers with my dad. 894 00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,893 Right? Every single Sunday, 895 00:34:42,895 --> 00:34:45,563 until I grew up and... 896 00:34:45,565 --> 00:34:48,983 I moved out here and I just got out of the habit. 897 00:34:48,985 --> 00:34:51,902 It wasn't until the 2006 AFC Championship 898 00:34:51,904 --> 00:34:53,738 when they played the Broncos. Do you remember? 899 00:34:54,451 --> 00:34:56,334 No. 900 00:34:57,577 --> 00:34:59,577 Okay. Anyway, 901 00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:02,997 I wanted to watch 'em with my dad. 902 00:35:02,999 --> 00:35:04,415 (chuckles) 903 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:06,167 And I did. And they won. 904 00:35:06,169 --> 00:35:07,752 And then they won the Super Bowl. 905 00:35:07,754 --> 00:35:10,504 And I just... 906 00:35:10,506 --> 00:35:13,424 It's just-just what I do now. 907 00:35:13,426 --> 00:35:15,426 I watch the Steelers, and... 908 00:35:15,428 --> 00:35:18,062 I watch 'em with my dad. 909 00:35:19,098 --> 00:35:20,848 He sounds like a cool guy. 910 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,266 I'd like to meet him sometime. 911 00:35:22,268 --> 00:35:23,684 Yeah. 912 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,019 Okay. 913 00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:26,687 Yeah. 914 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,939 Okay. 915 00:35:28,941 --> 00:35:30,858 - Um... - All right. 916 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,694 And I know it's gonna be a little creepy. 917 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,663 Uh... 918 00:35:37,617 --> 00:35:40,918 This is your dad? 919 00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:46,257 Jack. 920 00:35:48,378 --> 00:35:49,960 Wow. 921 00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:53,714 I know it sounds crazy and lame, 922 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,516 but football is 923 00:35:55,518 --> 00:35:58,803 a really big part of my family. Like, really big. 924 00:35:58,805 --> 00:36:00,304 Like, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for football. 925 00:36:00,306 --> 00:36:02,223 I was conceived 926 00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:04,642 in a bathroom during the Super Bowl. 927 00:36:04,644 --> 00:36:07,061 ♪ ♪ 928 00:36:13,777 --> 00:36:14,827 (knocking lightly) 929 00:36:16,281 --> 00:36:18,281 Hi. 930 00:36:18,283 --> 00:36:21,785 Sorry if I was a jerk before. 931 00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:27,957 You're really not gonna forgive me? 932 00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:29,959 Okay. 933 00:36:29,961 --> 00:36:32,328 Um... 934 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:35,298 what if I told you a-a secret 935 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,219 that I've never shared with anyone before? 936 00:36:37,244 --> 00:36:39,672 - Hmm? - We're listening. 937 00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:41,638 Okay. All right. 938 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,807 But you got to promise not to tell anyone though, okay? 939 00:36:43,809 --> 00:36:45,842 This is a very private thing that I'm sharing with you. 940 00:36:45,844 --> 00:36:47,844 Is this about you dating Demi Lovato? 941 00:36:47,846 --> 00:36:49,679 Because everyone knows. 942 00:36:49,681 --> 00:36:52,348 No. You know what, it's not about Demi Lovato, 943 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,567 and we were just friends. I just... 944 00:36:56,822 --> 00:36:59,606 Sometimes I... paint. 945 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,941 Now, no one knows this, not even your Aunt Kate, 946 00:37:01,943 --> 00:37:05,111 but... when I get a script, the first thing I do 947 00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:08,531 is just sort of paint the way it makes me feel. 948 00:37:11,002 --> 00:37:13,369 Um... 949 00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:17,006 I painted this 950 00:37:17,008 --> 00:37:19,843 after I read that play for the first time. 951 00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:21,211 So... 952 00:37:30,021 --> 00:37:32,021 I think I scared you before. 953 00:37:32,023 --> 00:37:36,392 Um, all that talk of ghosts and dying. 954 00:37:36,394 --> 00:37:38,645 All that adult stuff we were reading about. 955 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,647 That's some pretty confusing adult stuff. 956 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:43,233 So, uh, you know, 957 00:37:43,235 --> 00:37:45,401 I thought I would come up here, show you my painting, 958 00:37:45,403 --> 00:37:48,204 tell you what I think my play is about. 959 00:37:48,206 --> 00:37:50,707 Because I was thinking, um, 960 00:37:50,709 --> 00:37:54,878 that it might make us all feel a little bit better. 961 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,548 But you got to promise not to make fun of me, okay? 962 00:38:00,886 --> 00:38:03,553 So, um... 963 00:38:03,555 --> 00:38:05,922 Yeah, I painted this because I felt like the play 964 00:38:05,924 --> 00:38:07,557 was about life, you know? 965 00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:09,259 And life is full of color. 966 00:38:09,261 --> 00:38:10,727 And we each get to come along 967 00:38:10,729 --> 00:38:12,762 and we add our own color to the painting. 968 00:38:12,764 --> 00:38:16,733 You know? And even though it's not very big, the painting, 969 00:38:16,735 --> 00:38:18,568 you sort of have to figure that it goes on forever, 970 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:21,271 you know, in each direction. So, like, to infinity, you know? 971 00:38:21,273 --> 00:38:23,439 'Cause that's kind of like life, right? 972 00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:26,276 And it's really crazy, if you think about it, isn't it, 973 00:38:26,278 --> 00:38:28,244 that, a hundred years ago, some guy 974 00:38:28,246 --> 00:38:31,080 that I never met came to this country with a suitcase. 975 00:38:31,082 --> 00:38:33,116 ♪ ♪ 976 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:40,256 He has a son, 977 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:43,518 who has a son, 978 00:38:43,543 --> 00:38:45,843 who has me. 979 00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,624 So, at first, when I was painting, I was thinking, you know, maybe up here, 980 00:38:48,644 --> 00:38:50,860 that was that guy's part of the painting and then, you know, 981 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,862 down here, that's my part of the painting. 982 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,065 And then I started to think, well, what if... 983 00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:57,317 we're all in the painting, everywhere? 984 00:38:57,319 --> 00:39:00,487 And-and what if we're in the painting before we're born? 985 00:39:00,489 --> 00:39:05,492 What if we're in it after we die? 986 00:39:05,494 --> 00:39:07,577 And these colors that we keep adding, 987 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:10,580 what if they just keep getting added on top of one another, 988 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:15,001 until eventually we're not even different colors anymore? 989 00:39:15,002 --> 00:39:17,920 We're just... one thing. 990 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,723 One painting. 991 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,675 ♪ ♪ 992 00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:24,259 - Lucky cap. - Lucky cap. 993 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:29,599 ♪ ♪ 994 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,366 I mean, my dad is not with us anymore. 995 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,872 He's not alive, but he's with us. 996 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,874 (commentator speaking indistinctly) 997 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,160 He's with me every day. 998 00:39:40,162 --> 00:39:42,662 ♪ ♪ 999 00:39:42,664 --> 00:39:44,664 It all just sort of fits somehow. 1000 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:47,417 And even if you don't understand how yet, 1001 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,586 people will die 1002 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,755 in our lives, people that we love. 1003 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,023 In the future. 1004 00:39:53,025 --> 00:39:54,591 Maybe tomorrow. 1005 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,426 Maybe years from now. 1006 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,094 I mean, it's kind of beautiful, right, 1007 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,846 if you think about it, the fact that just because 1008 00:39:59,848 --> 00:40:01,431 someone dies, just because you can't see them 1009 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,600 or talk to them anymore, 1010 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,770 it doesn't mean they're not still in the painting. 1011 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:10,607 I think maybe that's the point of the whole thing. 1012 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,777 There's no dying. 1013 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:17,197 There's no you or me or them. 1014 00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:19,082 It's just us. 1015 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:22,285 ♪ ♪ 1016 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:33,630 And this... sloppy... 1017 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:36,670 wild, colorful, magical thing 1018 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,043 that has no beginning, it has no end... 1019 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,159 this right here... 1020 00:40:47,161 --> 00:40:50,162 I think it's us.