1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,021 MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,021 (TIRES SCREECHING) 3 00:00:10,021 --> 00:00:11,688 BRUNO: I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. 4 00:00:11,771 --> 00:00:13,855 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers 5 00:00:13,938 --> 00:00:15,605 at the greatest fan event of the year. 6 00:00:15,688 --> 00:00:17,938 My costume is near perfect, just pending the final flourish. 7 00:00:18,063 --> 00:00:20,771 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 8 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,688 MUNEEBA: That is junk. 9 00:00:23,771 --> 00:00:26,896 MR. WILSON: Your teachers, they're telling me you're doodling all day 10 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,063 in your fantasy land. 11 00:00:28,146 --> 00:00:31,105 It's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 12 00:00:31,188 --> 00:00:33,063 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 13 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:35,605 Celebrating our great heroes of our time. 14 00:00:35,688 --> 00:00:38,563 So you want to go to a party? Is this a joke? 15 00:00:40,313 --> 00:00:41,563 DEEVER: Check this out. 16 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:43,563 Teenage girl at AvengerCon. 17 00:00:43,646 --> 00:00:45,688 - I've never seen powers like that. - Bring her in. 18 00:00:47,605 --> 00:00:49,313 (KAMALA GRUNTS) 19 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:52,355 MUNEEBA: Who do you want to be in this world? 20 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:55,980 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 21 00:00:56,063 --> 00:00:57,146 You're Kamala Khan. 22 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:59,980 You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world. 23 00:01:00,063 --> 00:01:01,271 Cosmic. 24 00:01:38,896 --> 00:01:41,271 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 25 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:44,771 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:46,771 'Sup? 27 00:01:49,521 --> 00:01:50,605 Hey. 28 00:01:58,188 --> 00:01:59,938 - TEACHER: Morning, Camelia. - Morning. 29 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,855 Been meaning to tell you for years, 30 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:03,605 my name is pronounced "Kamala." 31 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:05,271 Huh. 32 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:06,855 (GRUNTS) 33 00:02:09,146 --> 00:02:10,480 - What's up? - Hey. 34 00:02:14,188 --> 00:02:16,605 Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you. 35 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:18,980 You know what I love about AirPods 36 00:02:19,063 --> 00:02:22,230 is that you don't actually have to stand this close to each other. 37 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:25,480 I love you guys! I'm rooting for you! 38 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,188 Favorite couple. Yeah! 39 00:02:28,146 --> 00:02:29,980 I am so sorry! 40 00:02:30,063 --> 00:02:31,146 No worries. 41 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:38,688 - Sorry. I need to see it. - (GASPS) 42 00:02:38,771 --> 00:02:41,453 The videos you sent were flashes of pink light 43 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:43,090 - and I didn't see anything. - You didn't see anything? 44 00:02:43,091 --> 00:02:44,355 I tried to shrink and fly 45 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:46,021 and talk to ants. None of it worked. 46 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:48,091 What makes you think you have Ant-Man powers? 47 00:02:48,175 --> 00:02:51,258 Because we're both charming, and we look a lot younger than we are. 48 00:02:51,383 --> 00:02:52,508 ZOE ON VIDEO: It was crazy. 49 00:02:52,591 --> 00:02:55,008 Everybody says that I should've been live streaming it, 50 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,550 but I really just wanted to live in the moment, you know? 51 00:02:57,633 --> 00:03:00,800 I heard Zoe's follower count, like, quadrupled this weekend. 52 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:03,383 GIRL: I mean, she had physical contact with a superhero. 53 00:03:03,466 --> 00:03:05,550 Obviously people are gonna be interested. 54 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:08,133 ZOE: I wonder if it's because she knew that, like, 55 00:03:08,216 --> 00:03:10,091 I could be the one to handle it. 56 00:03:10,508 --> 00:03:12,758 (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) 57 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:21,216 Dude, just imagine how many followers the girl who saved her would get. 58 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,800 I feel like secret identities are secret for a reason. 59 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:24,883 But a million followers? 60 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:26,675 That's great. Can you show me, please? 61 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,508 Okay. Theater, after lunch. 62 00:03:28,591 --> 00:03:30,508 - Why are we hopping? - Zoe's famous. 63 00:03:30,591 --> 00:03:32,966 - Gross. - I mean, it all happened so fast. 64 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,050 One moment, I was posing for a couple of pictures 65 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,633 and then all of a sudden, there was all this screaming, 66 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,758 and I was thrown to the ground. 67 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:44,466 And then this beautiful white light, like, cascaded over me. 68 00:03:44,716 --> 00:03:48,341 I felt this wave of calmness, like, I knew I was safe. 69 00:03:48,425 --> 00:03:51,466 There's another superhero catastrophe and she's sitting there, 70 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:54,091 bragging about being saved by the budget Captain Marvel. 71 00:03:54,175 --> 00:03:55,175 Thank you. 72 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,175 - What? - Thank you. Yeah. 73 00:03:58,348 --> 00:04:00,140 Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it. 74 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:03,640 That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks. 75 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:05,306 Okay, calm down. 76 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,473 So who was it? 77 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:08,556 Uh... Night Light. 78 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:10,931 Yeah. Night Light. 79 00:04:11,473 --> 00:04:13,931 But she keeps, like, a really low profile, so... 80 00:04:14,890 --> 00:04:17,931 But it was all just so life-changing. 81 00:04:18,056 --> 00:04:21,515 Which is why I'm gonna have a party on Friday. 82 00:04:21,598 --> 00:04:24,556 You know, to celebrate the fragility of life. 83 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,390 Also the half a million followers thing, 84 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:28,306 but mostly the fragility of life. 85 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,390 She's celebrating the fragility of life. 86 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,681 Yeah, we're so not going to that party. 87 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:36,723 Hey, you're that new senior, right? 88 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:38,015 - Kamran. - Uh, yeah. 89 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,640 Well, I'm having a party on Friday, you should come. 90 00:04:40,723 --> 00:04:42,223 Um... 91 00:04:42,306 --> 00:04:44,431 Yeah, no, that sounds really fun, actually. 92 00:04:44,515 --> 00:04:45,515 - Yeah. - Thank you. 93 00:04:45,598 --> 00:04:47,890 - Cool. I'll DM you the details. - KAMRAN: Yeah. 94 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:52,890 We should go to that party. 95 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:54,265 NAKIA: Mmm-hmm. 96 00:04:55,223 --> 00:04:56,223 What? 97 00:04:56,306 --> 00:04:58,348 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 98 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:04,890 - BRUNO: I really don't want to go to Zoe's. - KAMALA: It'll be fun. 99 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:16,848 Wow, that's... 100 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,265 Amazing. 101 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,473 How does it feel? 102 00:05:23,348 --> 00:05:25,348 Like an idea come to life. 103 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,098 Uh... 104 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:31,265 (GRUNTS) 105 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,265 So I guess super strength is not a part of the equation. 106 00:05:34,348 --> 00:05:36,598 Yeah, maybe I should've tried harder in gym. 107 00:05:37,306 --> 00:05:38,556 (GRUNTS) 108 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:42,390 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 109 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:44,223 I saved you. 110 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,348 Only because you almost killed me first. 111 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:53,515 Okay, maybe I do need to work on my skills. 112 00:05:53,598 --> 00:05:54,598 (BOTH LAUGH) 113 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:56,681 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:05:58,681 --> 00:05:59,723 (GRUNTING) 115 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:05,181 Okay, no super strength. All I got is this. 116 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:23,515 So it looks like your power isn't coming from the bangle. 117 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,890 It's coming from within you. 118 00:06:25,973 --> 00:06:28,640 Like the bangle unlocked the superhuman part of you. 119 00:06:34,515 --> 00:06:35,723 (GRUNTS) 120 00:06:35,806 --> 00:06:39,098 So, what, am I like Asgardian or something? 121 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:42,015 - Dude, am I related to Thor? - No, no. I didn't say any of that. 122 00:06:42,098 --> 00:06:43,640 - NAJAF: Bruno! - Maybe? 123 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,473 Thanks, man. 124 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:56,556 KAMALA: Yeah! 125 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,306 Does that look like some kind of writing to you? 126 00:06:59,431 --> 00:07:01,181 It's hard to read, um... 127 00:07:01,265 --> 00:07:05,306 Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know. 128 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,765 Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know. 129 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,640 Light comes out of you and it hardens. 130 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,515 Let's call it "Hard Light." 131 00:07:13,598 --> 00:07:14,765 Groundbreaking. 132 00:07:22,723 --> 00:07:23,723 (CHUCKLES) 133 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:25,973 (BOTH GRUNT) 134 00:07:26,056 --> 00:07:27,265 Okay, hold on. 135 00:07:34,015 --> 00:07:35,640 Please let me go. 136 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,931 You have to let me go. 137 00:07:41,015 --> 00:07:42,056 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 138 00:07:46,598 --> 00:07:48,056 (PANTING) 139 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:49,931 (GASPS) 140 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,973 (GRUNTS) Whoo! 141 00:07:54,306 --> 00:07:56,098 (LAUGHS) 142 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:57,431 Whoo! Whoo! 143 00:07:58,431 --> 00:07:59,431 Yes! 144 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,140 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 145 00:08:13,181 --> 00:08:15,556 Always the same two that are late. 146 00:08:26,098 --> 00:08:27,306 You're kidding me! 147 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:30,265 Move over. 148 00:08:44,473 --> 00:08:46,515 (SHEIKH ABDULLAH RECITING PRAYER) 149 00:09:06,223 --> 00:09:08,265 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 150 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:14,015 - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) - (GIRL GIGGLES) 151 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,348 (LAUGHS) Take that again. It's hideous. 152 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:20,765 Tag it hashtag mosque life. Or hashtag Deen. 153 00:09:21,806 --> 00:09:22,806 - Hey! - Come on! 154 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,806 - Shh! - No Snapchatting in the masjid! 155 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,931 - GIRL: It's Insta! - Shh! 156 00:09:31,098 --> 00:09:32,473 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 157 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,765 They really gotta fix this place. 158 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:38,806 Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix our section of this place. 159 00:09:39,473 --> 00:09:42,098 See, but the men's section is pristine. 160 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,723 Small acts of everyday kindness... 161 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:47,348 We got mold under the carpets and the walls are literally crumbling. 162 00:09:47,431 --> 00:09:50,890 We can't just stick up a poster for every piece of plaster that falls. 163 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:53,473 Sisters, no talking during the lecture, please. 164 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:55,556 Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know, 165 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,973 it's really hard to concentrate when we can barely see you. 166 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,056 Sister Kamala! How glad I am that you've joined us today. 167 00:10:02,598 --> 00:10:04,431 The partition and the side entrance 168 00:10:04,515 --> 00:10:07,848 are there to preserve all our modesty and dignity. 169 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,098 Thank you, Sister Kamala, 170 00:10:09,181 --> 00:10:12,056 for reminding us that it is important to share your voice. 171 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,265 Though perhaps except during my lecture. 172 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,848 (CHUCKLING) Oh! 173 00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:17,056 And another reminder, 174 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:20,681 nominations are still open for the Mosque Board election. 175 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:23,431 (WHISPERING) Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run. 176 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:25,348 (WHISPERING) Are you crazy? 177 00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:28,848 Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you? 178 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:31,515 - Sometimes... - No. 179 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,806 - Just... - Stop that. I hate you. 180 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,890 No, no, no, no, no, no! Kamala, somebody stole my shoes! 181 00:10:43,973 --> 00:10:45,390 My new Versaces. 182 00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:48,806 And the mosque shoe thief has struck again. 183 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:53,473 NAKIA: That is the 22nd pair of shoes that have been stolen 184 00:10:53,556 --> 00:10:55,181 and the uncles don't even care. 185 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:57,503 Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board 186 00:10:57,504 --> 00:10:58,640 actually makes some change around here. 187 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,056 Yeah. 188 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,681 Wait, no, actually, 'cause Uncle Rasheed is running. 189 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:08,015 - (RASHEED LAUGHING) - And clearly everyone loves him. 190 00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:09,265 - Are you serious? - Yes. 191 00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:11,765 Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay? 192 00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:15,473 You're the change. The change is here, and the change is her, everyone. 193 00:11:15,556 --> 00:11:17,723 NAKIA: Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will run. 194 00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:18,890 Yeah. 195 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,848 - You're gonna be my campaign manager. - What? 196 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,473 (RASHEED LAUGHING) 197 00:11:25,681 --> 00:11:27,056 I can help you. 198 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,431 Oh, hi. Thank you. 199 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,890 Right. 200 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:41,431 I'm really sorry about sneaking out. 201 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:45,223 Kamala, I know that you are growing up, 202 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:48,140 but I need you to stay safe. 203 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:50,556 That's all that matters. 204 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,306 I know. 205 00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:59,473 Also, I know this is the worst possible time to ask but... 206 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:00,723 MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. 207 00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:04,223 If you're gonna ask something about AvengerCon Two or... 208 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,681 No, no, no, no, no. No. 209 00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,806 Zoe's having some people over tonight. 210 00:12:08,473 --> 00:12:11,723 Bruno and Nakia will both be there. And I'll be home by 9:00. 211 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,640 Please can I go? 212 00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:15,681 Okay. 213 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:21,223 But this time, you see that you come back through the door. 214 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:23,431 Thank you. 215 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,140 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:30,931 Nakia! 217 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:32,890 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 218 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,806 Welcome to the party. 219 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,473 Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering. 220 00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:40,473 BOY: What's up? 221 00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:42,681 You want some? 222 00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:44,848 - No, I... - Is there alcohol in that? 223 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,348 Nah, it's just orange juice. 224 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:52,223 - Dude, why would you do that? - (KAMALA COUGHS) 225 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:53,931 - NAKIA: Come on, dude. - Plus some vodka. 226 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,431 All right, I'm over it. Wanna split an Uber? 227 00:12:59,515 --> 00:13:00,848 No, we can't! 228 00:13:00,973 --> 00:13:02,598 Everyone's here, including us. 229 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,015 Am I drunk? 230 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,848 BOY 2: Wait, who is that? 231 00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:08,265 - GIRL: Do it, do it! Jump! - Is he stupid? 232 00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:10,598 Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude! 233 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:11,848 - Oh, my God. - BOY 2: Jump! 234 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,098 Should I do something? 235 00:13:13,181 --> 00:13:15,098 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 236 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:18,765 (ALL EXCLAIM) 237 00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:20,556 (ALL CHEERING) 238 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,765 (BOTH EXCLAIMING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 239 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,723 - What does that mean? - Damn! 240 00:13:28,806 --> 00:13:30,056 "God has willed it." 241 00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:42,056 Uh... Excuse me. 242 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,098 Yeah. 243 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,390 You're on my shirt. 244 00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:48,848 - Sorry. - It's okay. 245 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:51,515 You really belly-flopped it back there, man. That had to hurt. 246 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,806 Don't think so. Didn't really feel a thing. 247 00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:57,348 - Uh, I'm Kamran. - Nakia. 248 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:02,556 Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala! 249 00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:05,348 - (SIREN WAILING) - Cops! Everyone scatter! 250 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,931 My parents are gonna kill me! 251 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,140 That way's blocked. I can't do time. 252 00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:13,390 Hey, guys, I have a car. So everyone just come with me. 253 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:20,640 Your uncle's car is so cool. I love the color. 254 00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:22,015 Thank you. 255 00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,306 Black. 256 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:25,765 You can take it for a ride sometime if you want. 257 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:26,848 - Really? - Yeah. 258 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,806 - She can't. She failed. Ow! - Dude. 259 00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:32,306 What? She did. You backed up into the car, remember? 260 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,390 Yeah, thanks, Bruno. I almost forgot about that. 261 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,640 It's fine, I failed my first time as well. 262 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:38,765 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 263 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,473 - Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys? - Yeah. 264 00:14:41,556 --> 00:14:44,556 It's really cool that you like this kind of stuff as well. 265 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:50,181 Do you, like, watch, I don't know, Bollywood movies and stuff? 266 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,473 Uh, obviously. 267 00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:55,973 (CHUCKLES) But only the greats like Baazigar and other stuff like that. 268 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,098 I mean, it's no surprise you like Baazigar. 269 00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,098 - It's only SRK's best work. - Uh... 270 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:02,848 Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ. 271 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,348 DDLJ. Yeah. Of course. 272 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,098 (KAMRAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 273 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:12,306 I like Baazigar. 274 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,390 - You do? - Yeah. 275 00:15:14,473 --> 00:15:17,473 Good. Cool, man. I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it. 276 00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:21,140 It's good. I watched it a few years back. It was very pleasing. 277 00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:22,931 Yeah. 278 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,556 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh, give me your phone. 279 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:50,181 In case you ever want a driving lesson, here's my number. 280 00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,556 Give me a text or drop me a call. 281 00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:54,806 Whatever you wanna do. 282 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,515 Just make sure I can save yours as well, and, uh, yeah. 283 00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:01,973 Uh, it was great meeting you guys. 284 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:06,473 Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian. 285 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:08,973 See you later. 286 00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:13,973 (NAKIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 287 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,181 Brian. 288 00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,765 - He knows my name's not Brian. - Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad? 289 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,473 BRUNO: He knows my name is not Brian. 290 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,556 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 291 00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:35,140 (ROMANTIC POP MUSIC PLAYING) 292 00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:38,723 (MOUTHING SONG) 293 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:07,598 (MUSIC STOPS) 294 00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,556 - How was Zoe's house? - Oh, it was magical. 295 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:11,973 (MUSIC RESUMES) 296 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,098 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 297 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:55,723 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 298 00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:57,348 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 299 00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,931 We spend six weeks on ancient Rome and ancient Greece 300 00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:07,181 but six minutes on ancient Persia and Byzantium. 301 00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:11,056 History's written by the oppressors. That's all I'm gonna say. 302 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,431 Hello? 303 00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:15,390 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 304 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,848 NAKIA: Hey, KK, are you feeling all right? 305 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,098 Mmm-hmm. 306 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,181 I also have pads. 307 00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,848 I know how weird your mom can get about tampons. 308 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,140 You know what? I'm good. 309 00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:33,431 You sure? 310 00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,598 You don't sound too good. 311 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,806 You've been acting kinda weird these past couple of days. 312 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,390 - You know you can tell me anything, right? - (SIGHS) 313 00:18:47,181 --> 00:18:48,473 (CLEARS THROAT) 314 00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,556 Everything's just changing really fast, Naks. 315 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,723 I feel like I can't keep up. I know it's dumb, but... 316 00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,098 Are you kidding? 317 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,223 Between the hijab and the girlies, 318 00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:10,015 my parents can barely make eye contact with me anymore. 319 00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,056 How are you making it look so easy? 320 00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:18,140 Easy? 321 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:20,973 It's definitely not easy. 322 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:26,025 My whole life I've either been 323 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,140 too white for some people or too ethnic for others. 324 00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:34,015 And it's been this very uncomfortable, sucky, in-between. 325 00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:39,640 So, when I first put this on, I was hoping to shut some people up, 326 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:45,890 but I kinda realized I don't really need to prove anything to anybody. 327 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,181 Like, when I put this on, I feel like me. 328 00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,765 Like, I have a purpose. 329 00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:56,140 It's probably why I ran for the Mosque Board. 330 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:59,104 And remember, you're the one 331 00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,098 who convinced me to do it in the first place. 332 00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,598 I love you. 333 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,598 I love you too. 334 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,015 Oh, um, 335 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:10,223 I got you something for your driving lesson with Kamran. 336 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:14,140 One, very cute. 337 00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:16,473 - (CHUCKLES) - And... 338 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:19,431 These. 339 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,640 - All my dreams are coming true. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 340 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:26,306 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 341 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:30,598 - Hi. - Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down. 342 00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:34,473 - Hi, how are you? - Hey. 343 00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:35,723 Good. 344 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:36,806 Um... 345 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:39,140 You're sitting down? 346 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,015 - Yeah. - Yeah, um... 347 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,181 You got it! 348 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:47,890 What? 349 00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:51,765 The Early Immersion program at Caltech, you got it! 350 00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,098 You are spending the next semester at Caltech. 351 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,931 In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab. 352 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,973 - Sounds expensive. - No, no. 353 00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:01,890 Everything is free, it's all paid for. 354 00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:03,973 Meals, everything. 355 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,223 It's amazing. 356 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,181 I don't know what to say. 357 00:21:08,306 --> 00:21:09,681 (CHUCKLES) 358 00:21:09,765 --> 00:21:11,265 You say yes. 359 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:16,598 - Can I think about it? - Okay... (CLICKS TONGUE) Bruno. 360 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,015 Have you ever seen a movie? 361 00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,056 Yes, I've seen a movie. 362 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,431 Yeah. You know that part in the movie 363 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,640 where someone comes in to the main character and they say, 364 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,723 "You're going to be a Jedi"? 365 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 Or... 366 00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,359 "You want to answer phones of a demanding 367 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,806 but impossibly chic magazine editor?" 368 00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:42,140 Yes. Yeah. 369 00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:45,181 Well, that's this moment. 370 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,640 That is happening to you right now. 371 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,973 You're the lead character, I'm Meryl Streep. 372 00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,973 And you gotta do it. 373 00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:57,681 But it's in California. 374 00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:02,056 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 375 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,140 (CHATTER DIES DOWN) 376 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,431 (SIGHS) 377 00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:19,098 (INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES) 378 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,223 Hey. 379 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,056 - Hey. I didn't see you after class. - Hi. 380 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,640 - Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm. - You good? 381 00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:34,390 Yeah, so, I was thinking today, 382 00:22:34,473 --> 00:22:36,848 we work on your balance and concentration, right? 383 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,556 And then I kinda need to talk to you about something. 384 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,556 Uh, I can't really train today. 385 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,515 What? Why? 386 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:44,598 Uh... 387 00:22:48,306 --> 00:22:51,223 - Oh. - I do want to ask you something though. 388 00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,390 - Uh... - Really? 389 00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:55,598 Yeah, my mom wants to know if you're coming to Eid with us. 390 00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:58,056 - Is it Eid again? - Yeah, the lesser one. 391 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,181 Um, I know it'd be really fun. 392 00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:04,265 And mosque full of busybodies all looking to gossip. 393 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:07,931 Might actually learn a thing or two about this thing. Uh... 394 00:23:08,348 --> 00:23:10,181 - Yeah. - Cool. 395 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,556 Um, I'll see you later, okay? 396 00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:18,015 - Hello. - KAMALA: Hi. 397 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,973 How do you feel about driving? 398 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:21,681 - Really? - Yeah, seriously. 399 00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:24,181 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 400 00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:27,681 De-stress after school. Best thing you can do. Drive. 401 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:32,431 (TIRES SCREECH) 402 00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:33,556 (HORNS BLARING) 403 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,306 Who taught you to drive? Bowser? 404 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,890 - I think I did pretty good, okay? - I think so too. 405 00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:40,931 Don't know if anyone else would agree. (CHUCKLES) 406 00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:45,765 There is no such thing as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie. 407 00:23:45,848 --> 00:23:47,556 Okay, look, I only said that... 408 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,348 You only said his worst movie ever. 409 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:53,306 First of all, I thought this was a safe space. 410 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,181 - Oh. - Right? It's not. 411 00:23:55,556 --> 00:23:57,015 And second of all, 412 00:23:57,098 --> 00:23:59,931 don't tell me you have a massive crush on Kingo, too. 413 00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:03,306 My ammi, my mom, she's literally obsessed with him for some reason. 414 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:06,473 Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay? 415 00:24:06,598 --> 00:24:08,556 And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same. 416 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,265 She still has a huge crush on Kingo Senior. 417 00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:12,348 Ew! 418 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,223 - Concerning. - Very. 419 00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:16,223 Right? (LAUGHS) 420 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:18,140 I mean, it must be a generational thing 421 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,848 'cause I don't understand half the things my mom's into. 422 00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:22,765 You and your mom are close, huh? 423 00:24:22,848 --> 00:24:24,681 - That's sweet. - Yeah, well... 424 00:24:24,765 --> 00:24:26,265 We've moved around together a lot. 425 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:28,473 Well, I mean, you're here now. 426 00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:32,890 Maybe someday you'll feel like Jersey's your home. 427 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,181 (CHUCKLES) 428 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,973 Oh, shoot! 429 00:24:37,098 --> 00:24:39,556 Okay. Why are we, um, 430 00:24:41,265 --> 00:24:42,431 hiding? (CHUCKLES) 431 00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:46,723 (WHISPERS) My brother and his fiancée. 432 00:24:46,806 --> 00:24:49,098 And that's bad because? 433 00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:52,306 Because he is going to freak out. 434 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,265 - Okay. - And then I'm going to freak out. 435 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:55,556 BOTH: We don't want that. 436 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,640 - No. - No. 437 00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:58,015 Don't freak out. 438 00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:01,598 You're good. He's probably gonna leave in a sec. So let's just wait. 439 00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:03,598 - Yeah? - Yeah. 440 00:25:04,181 --> 00:25:05,598 (CHUCKLES) 441 00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:10,056 I think we're clear. 442 00:25:12,515 --> 00:25:13,640 (AAMIR CLEARS THROAT) 443 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,681 Aamir. Tyesha. 444 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,556 - Kamala. - Brother! 445 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,723 Sister! 446 00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:23,098 This is Kamran. He's our cousin. 447 00:25:24,515 --> 00:25:25,598 Our cousin? 448 00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:28,265 - Like you-and-me cousin? - KAMRAN: Yeah, yeah, um... 449 00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,890 I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew. 450 00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:35,556 Through marriage, of course. 451 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,306 (CLEARS THROAT) I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten. 452 00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:41,931 He just like sprouted like a sunflower. 453 00:25:42,015 --> 00:25:43,140 (CHUCKLES) 454 00:25:45,598 --> 00:25:48,640 Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan. 455 00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:50,390 How come you have a British accent? 456 00:25:50,473 --> 00:25:51,473 Oh... (CHUCKLES) 457 00:25:51,556 --> 00:25:53,515 See, that was actually just a bit I was doing. 458 00:25:53,598 --> 00:25:56,431 (IN PAKISTANI ACCENT) I'm a huge fan of The Great British Bake Off. 459 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,306 I love that show. I just binged it so I was just doing a bit. 460 00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,848 Oh, man, that was good. You got me. 461 00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:05,140 Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran. 462 00:26:06,056 --> 00:26:07,056 Okay, we should go. 463 00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:09,306 I think I remember you, man. 464 00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:11,723 You were looking at haram things on the Internet. 465 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:13,681 We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran." 466 00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:15,890 Gonna call you that from now on. All right. 467 00:26:15,973 --> 00:26:17,015 All right. 468 00:26:17,098 --> 00:26:18,848 AAMIR: All right. See you at dinner, Kamala. 469 00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:20,140 KAMRAN: Nice to see you. 470 00:26:21,223 --> 00:26:24,431 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Shall we eat? Because that was exhausting. 471 00:26:24,681 --> 00:26:25,848 (MUNEEBA CHUCKLING) 472 00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:27,473 YUSUF: That's our Aamir though. 473 00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:30,306 Never been afraid to reinvent himself. 474 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,515 Like, hey, remember the time you were working with... 475 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,015 What was the name? Hot... 476 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,015 - Hot... - Hot Topic. 477 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,306 - YUSUF: Topic! - Hot Topic. 478 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,598 Oh, my God, please tell me you had a goth phase. 479 00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:45,431 - It wasn't a goth phase. - Oh, yeah. 480 00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:46,890 I just wore a lot of black. 481 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,098 Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry. 482 00:26:49,223 --> 00:26:51,348 - There was a choker. - It wasn't mine. 483 00:26:51,431 --> 00:26:53,515 - YUSUF: Come on, come on. - You did. 484 00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:55,640 That's why we moved to America, right? 485 00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:59,431 So that our children could be anything that they wanted to be, yeah? 486 00:27:00,056 --> 00:27:01,681 - Almost anything. - Yeah. 487 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,556 Did your family live in Karachi for a long time? 488 00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:05,765 Oh... 489 00:27:06,265 --> 00:27:11,223 My family has been in Karachi for generations. Yeah. 490 00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:15,140 Muneeba's family moved to Karachi only after the Partition. 491 00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:17,806 Back then, there was no Pakistan or Bangladesh. 492 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:20,431 It was all one big country, India. 493 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,348 - After the British just... - The British left us with a mess. 494 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:28,723 It was very hard for many people. And then there was a civil war. 495 00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:32,181 Every Pakistani family has a Partition story. 496 00:27:32,265 --> 00:27:33,265 None of them are good. 497 00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:36,681 Okay, enough, this is not about the Partition, okay? 498 00:27:36,765 --> 00:27:39,306 This is a celebration. Yusuf. 499 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,598 (SOFTLY) Hey. 500 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:52,181 There's a story about Muneeba's family from during the Partition. 501 00:27:52,265 --> 00:27:55,598 You know, they had to get on to the last train 502 00:27:55,681 --> 00:27:58,556 that was getting out of the city. Yeah? 503 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,640 Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana, who was just a toddler then, 504 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:06,931 she got separated from her parents on the train station. 505 00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:09,223 Her father tried to find her but, you know, 506 00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:12,931 he was injured and needed a walking stick to get around, 507 00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:14,890 so he couldn't really keep up with her. 508 00:28:16,223 --> 00:28:17,681 But here's the thing. 509 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:22,473 Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana, 510 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,265 managed to get back on the train just before... 511 00:28:25,348 --> 00:28:28,265 Just before the train pulled out of the station. 512 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:30,098 (CHUCKLES) 513 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:34,556 What did Sana say happened? How did she find her father? 514 00:28:40,098 --> 00:28:42,681 Well, Sana always said that 515 00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:45,848 - she followed a trail of stars... - She followed a trail of stars 516 00:28:46,806 --> 00:28:48,223 right back to her father. 517 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,056 What happened to Sana's mother? 518 00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,223 Oh, we don't know. 519 00:28:59,348 --> 00:29:02,348 She disappeared that night, just like many others did. 520 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,015 (ENERGY PULSATING) 521 00:29:11,473 --> 00:29:12,973 (RUMBLING) 522 00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:22,140 - YUSUF: Kamala? - AAMIR: Somebody grab the Zamzam. 523 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:24,098 MUNEEBA: Kamala, are you okay, beta? 524 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,806 - It's got to be the evil eye. - Mmm-hmm. 525 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,431 (AAMIR PRAYING) 526 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:31,056 Did you not eat anything? Or did you eat too much? 527 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,890 (LINE RINGING) 528 00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:42,473 - Hello? - Nani, hi. 529 00:29:42,556 --> 00:29:44,640 Kamala? Is that you, beta? 530 00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:47,348 Is it okay if you move the phone a little further back? 531 00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:48,431 I can't see you. 532 00:29:48,515 --> 00:29:50,681 Why don't you write to me? 533 00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,473 I wait for the post every day. 534 00:29:53,556 --> 00:29:56,431 - Yeah, I'll get on that. - Did you get my gifts? Huh? 535 00:29:56,515 --> 00:29:58,640 Yeah, look, um, about the bangle... 536 00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:00,473 What about it? Which one? What? 537 00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:03,473 The bangle, it does some really weird things. 538 00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:04,556 And it's... 539 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,431 That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha. 540 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,931 The one who disappeared during Partition, my great-grandmother Aisha? 541 00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:14,431 Let me talk to Aamir and his wife. 542 00:30:14,515 --> 00:30:17,098 KAMALA: You can't talk to Aamir. Look, about the bangle... 543 00:30:17,265 --> 00:30:19,681 Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already. 544 00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:22,681 No, no, no, I'm not going to talk about this at all, beta. 545 00:30:22,765 --> 00:30:23,848 Kamala? 546 00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:25,431 Your mother will get very upset. 547 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:26,931 So this belonged to Aisha 548 00:30:27,015 --> 00:30:29,223 and you really have no idea what happened to her? 549 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:31,306 Oh, beta, speak up a bit. 550 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,681 My old ears are not... 551 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,056 - Kamala, are you okay? - ... as young as your smile. 552 00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:38,140 (GRUNTS) 553 00:30:39,848 --> 00:30:41,473 - Nani, please, I have to know. - YUSUF: Kamala. 554 00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:43,348 And look, the mango man is here. 555 00:30:43,431 --> 00:30:45,098 - Beta. - I have to get mangoes from him. 556 00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:47,515 - Mango... - No, no, just wait! 557 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,556 Are you okay? (GRUNTS) 558 00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:55,431 Abbu, is something wrong? 559 00:30:55,515 --> 00:30:56,931 Huh? 560 00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,765 No, no, no, no, everything's fine. You go back to sleep. 561 00:31:00,848 --> 00:31:01,931 Sorry. 562 00:31:10,265 --> 00:31:11,723 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 563 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:15,848 Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi 564 00:31:15,931 --> 00:31:18,348 is gonna get people to talk for a long time. 565 00:31:18,806 --> 00:31:22,431 - Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi. - MUNEEBA: Mmm-hmm. 566 00:31:23,056 --> 00:31:24,056 Why? 567 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:27,806 Hey, don't question my love for the Captain Kidd. 568 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,476 If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet, 569 00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:31,931 your father and I may never have met. 570 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,890 (YUSUF LAUGHS) 571 00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:35,223 That was gross. 572 00:31:35,306 --> 00:31:36,890 (BOTH LAUGHING) 573 00:31:36,973 --> 00:31:39,223 I don't wanna know. I'm done. 574 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:42,681 - Ammi? - MUNEEBA: Hmm? 575 00:31:42,765 --> 00:31:45,431 Do you know what happened to our great grandma? Aisha? 576 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,556 Where did you hear that name? 577 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,723 From Nani. 578 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,556 I was talking to her last night and it kinda came up. 579 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,223 That woman brought shame on our entire family. 580 00:31:57,306 --> 00:32:00,056 I had to move halfway around the world to forget it. 581 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,556 - But, like... - Kamala. 582 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,931 You would do best to do the same. 583 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,890 You're the one who told me to focus on telling my own stories. 584 00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,473 Not this one. 585 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:13,098 - Please let it go. - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 586 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,140 Hey. 587 00:32:15,223 --> 00:32:18,056 (ALL GREETING) 588 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,056 - TYESHA: You look fantastic. - YUSUF: Oh, thank you. 589 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:23,223 AAMIR: How do you feel about our first dance as husband and wife 590 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:25,181 being to Livin' On A Prayer? 591 00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:26,765 - Ooh! By Bon Jovi? - Yes. 592 00:32:26,848 --> 00:32:29,806 I'd say it's better than You Give Love A Bad Name. 593 00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:33,181 Yes! You see? She loves the New Jersey prince too. 594 00:32:33,265 --> 00:32:34,431 Very good. Let's go. 595 00:32:34,515 --> 00:32:36,973 YUSUF: Aamir, come on, listen, even Tyesha has agreed. 596 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,973 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 597 00:32:39,056 --> 00:32:40,390 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 598 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,306 - Hi, Bruno. You look so great. - Hi. 599 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:56,765 It's not too, um, bright? 600 00:32:56,848 --> 00:32:58,681 I don't understand the question. 601 00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,848 - It's pretty bright, yeah. - Don't listen to him. 602 00:33:00,931 --> 00:33:03,265 - BRUNO: It's good, it's okay? - It's so good. 603 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,431 Everything is just so lovely. 604 00:33:06,181 --> 00:33:07,390 - Hey! - Hey! 605 00:33:07,473 --> 00:33:09,556 - (BOTH GREETING) - NAJAF: How's this? 606 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,056 I'll give you my vote 607 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,973 if you agree to make me the exclusive catering vendor 608 00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:17,306 for all masjid holidays and special events. 609 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:20,598 Look, I'm the real deal, you know what I mean? All right? 610 00:33:20,681 --> 00:33:22,973 The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe. 611 00:33:23,056 --> 00:33:25,140 Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean... 612 00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:27,515 Just put this up, and you have a deal. 613 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,681 Eid Mubarak, sister. 614 00:33:32,598 --> 00:33:33,640 Politics is dirty. 615 00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:35,473 - You look amazing. - No. We don't have time. 616 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,473 The entire mosque is here with nothing to do but eat and gossip. 617 00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:39,848 Gossip. Yes. 618 00:33:40,515 --> 00:33:43,390 The Illumin-Aunties, actually. They know everything. 619 00:33:43,473 --> 00:33:47,306 If there was ever a time for me to make my case to the board, it's now. 620 00:33:47,973 --> 00:33:49,640 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 621 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,598 For maximum outreach, we need to divide and conquer. Yeah? 622 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:56,931 Kamala, you're gonna start with the Mosque Bros. Yes? 623 00:33:57,015 --> 00:34:00,140 KAMALA: Come on. The Mosque Bros never respect the halal gap. 624 00:34:00,223 --> 00:34:01,848 (ALL SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 625 00:34:02,015 --> 00:34:03,456 NAKIA: At least the Pious Boys are easier. 626 00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:05,223 Their life is one giant halal gap. 627 00:34:05,306 --> 00:34:08,515 After that, we'll mobilize the Sunday school teachers 628 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,348 to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique. 629 00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:13,015 Bruno, your group should be relatively easy. The Converts. 630 00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,348 KAMALA: Technically, the Reverts. 631 00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:17,556 NAKIA: But for that you have to make it past the Mini Harami Girls. 632 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,931 And last, the ones who know it all and will not let you forget it, 633 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,265 the Illumin-Aunties. 634 00:34:22,348 --> 00:34:23,556 KAMALA: Dibs. I'll talk to them. 635 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,473 Okay. 636 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:30,390 Meanwhile, I have to go after my white whale. 637 00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:39,181 Eid Mubarak, Uncle. 638 00:34:39,265 --> 00:34:42,681 Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak. 639 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,806 I would love to secure your vote for the Board. 640 00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:48,598 Oh... 641 00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:51,806 Well, the thing is, Rasheed is also running. 642 00:34:52,431 --> 00:34:55,015 And he's my best friend. 643 00:34:55,098 --> 00:34:56,806 - Oh. Yeah. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 644 00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,015 - Kamala's my best friend. - Oh, yeah. 645 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,181 Right now, she's helping me exercise our right as citizens 646 00:35:03,265 --> 00:35:06,098 of this great nation to participate in democracy. 647 00:35:06,181 --> 00:35:09,098 To dream of building a better future. 648 00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:11,931 - That's wonderful. - Isn't it? 649 00:35:12,015 --> 00:35:13,765 Yep. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 650 00:35:13,973 --> 00:35:19,181 You wouldn't rob two young women of that future, would you, Uncle? 651 00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:23,098 I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me. 652 00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:26,056 Your daughter and basically your other daughter. 653 00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,640 Women's suffrage, we fought for this, 654 00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:30,723 people died for this. You wouldn't... 655 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,556 You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you? 656 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:40,265 Vote for Nakia. 657 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:43,848 Eid Mubarak. 658 00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:53,015 Yusuf. What are you doing? 659 00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:04,806 How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer? 660 00:36:05,015 --> 00:36:06,348 Is this about the party? 661 00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:08,515 - Because it really was not that loud. - Wait! 662 00:36:09,098 --> 00:36:12,723 Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer? 663 00:36:15,098 --> 00:36:16,098 The only one I know. 664 00:36:16,181 --> 00:36:19,056 What? You have got to be kidding. I'm a big fan. 665 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,306 - Wait, really? - Yes. 666 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:22,140 Everyone in the office is. 667 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,848 That video that you made about low calorie popcorn. 668 00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,181 - Popcorn, popcorn. - Popcorn! 669 00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:27,640 All we get for the break room. 670 00:36:27,723 --> 00:36:30,140 - Are you serious? - I'm not joking you. 671 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,015 Well, I'm so glad you liked it. 672 00:36:32,098 --> 00:36:34,265 And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh. 673 00:36:34,431 --> 00:36:36,681 You must've been mobbed by all your fans, no? 674 00:36:36,765 --> 00:36:37,765 - No... - Have a good time? 675 00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:39,015 It was so fun. 676 00:36:39,098 --> 00:36:40,806 The costume contest did get cancelled, 677 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,640 but everybody said I was a front runner... 678 00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:45,640 And then the enhanced individual tried to kill you? 679 00:36:46,098 --> 00:36:47,098 Right? 680 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:52,431 She didn't try to kill me. She saved my life. (SCOFFS) 681 00:36:52,515 --> 00:36:56,306 I have a feeling that you did this for the likes. 682 00:36:56,473 --> 00:36:58,515 Am I onto something? 683 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,806 You and your bestie... 684 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:04,556 Maybe... Actually, you know what, 685 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,848 maybe it was your sister? 686 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,523 You and that masked woman looked pretty identical. 687 00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:12,265 White girl, red hair... 688 00:37:12,348 --> 00:37:14,390 We don't look alike. She looks nothing like me. 689 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,181 So you do know what she looks like, what else do you know? 690 00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,723 - Hmm? - Nothing. 691 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:21,959 I didn't really get a good look at her. 692 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,431 I mean, it all happened so fast. 693 00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,265 Did she have an accent of any kind? 694 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,348 No. 695 00:37:29,431 --> 00:37:30,640 Was she Latina? 696 00:37:31,098 --> 00:37:34,515 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say Latinx now, right? 697 00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:36,598 No? 698 00:37:37,265 --> 00:37:39,598 Middle Eastern perhaps? 699 00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:42,723 South Asian? 700 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640 (SOFTLY) Deever. 701 00:37:56,223 --> 00:37:58,098 Let's do the tri-state sweep. 702 00:37:59,223 --> 00:38:02,348 Search every temple, community center, and... 703 00:38:03,473 --> 00:38:05,015 (SIGHS) And mosque. 704 00:38:06,306 --> 00:38:10,598 Just be respectful. The FBI is already surveilling them, you know that. 705 00:38:12,098 --> 00:38:13,098 Copy. 706 00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,931 WOMAN: Please enjoy the party. 707 00:38:20,015 --> 00:38:21,973 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 708 00:38:22,056 --> 00:38:24,681 - KAMALA: And that's why you vote for... - Party, party, party. 709 00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:26,598 KAMALA: She's the change that we need. 710 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,931 And, um, can we go back to my great-grandmother? 711 00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:31,723 Oh, your great-grandmother. 712 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,431 My family knew her. 713 00:38:33,556 --> 00:38:35,140 Many people knew her. 714 00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,473 And probably wished that they hadn't. 715 00:38:38,306 --> 00:38:39,473 Why? What do you mean? 716 00:38:39,681 --> 00:38:41,640 You have a good mother, Kamala. 717 00:38:41,973 --> 00:38:45,390 She did not deserve the shame this woman brought to her family. 718 00:38:45,598 --> 00:38:47,556 What kind of shame are we talking here? 719 00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:50,306 My father called her a snake. 720 00:38:50,848 --> 00:38:53,556 She put a curse on everything she touched. 721 00:38:53,681 --> 00:38:54,681 Curse? 722 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,890 I heard that she had a secret affair. 723 00:38:57,973 --> 00:38:59,181 And took off with someone. 724 00:38:59,306 --> 00:39:02,306 I heard she had many affairs and she had a secret family. 725 00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:04,181 - I heard she killed a man. - (GASPING) 726 00:39:04,265 --> 00:39:05,265 Dead. 727 00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:07,806 Happened during Partition. 728 00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:21,348 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 729 00:39:25,681 --> 00:39:26,723 (SCREAMS) 730 00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:29,598 (SHRIEKS) Somebody help me! 731 00:39:30,265 --> 00:39:32,348 Please! Mom! Dad! 732 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,181 - Help me! - MAN 1: There's a boy up there. 733 00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:35,265 WOMAN 1: Oh, my God! 734 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640 - WOMAN 2: What do we do? - WOMAN 3: Who is that? 735 00:39:38,723 --> 00:39:39,765 BOY: Help! 736 00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:41,973 - Help me! Please! - Someone call 9-1-1! 737 00:39:42,056 --> 00:39:43,181 - Oh, my God! - MAN 2: Hameed! 738 00:39:43,265 --> 00:39:45,098 - Call for help. - That's Hameed! Please help. 739 00:39:45,223 --> 00:39:46,306 Hold on, beta. 740 00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,765 - MAN 3: Somebody help! - WOMAN 3: Help! 741 00:39:48,015 --> 00:39:50,598 - WOMAN 4: Hold on, hold on! - MAN 4: Someone call the police! 742 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,931 MAN 5: Someone's gotta help him. 743 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,473 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) - MAN 6: There must be another way in. 744 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,181 - (SCREAMS) - (ALL GASPING) 745 00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,056 Hey, where's Kamala? 746 00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:06,806 Think she went home with her parents. 747 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,390 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 748 00:40:18,306 --> 00:40:20,390 Help me, please! Someone help! 749 00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:21,723 I can't hold on. 750 00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:23,973 I'm coming. I'm coming! 751 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:25,348 Yo! It's Night light. 752 00:40:25,431 --> 00:40:27,973 - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 753 00:40:28,431 --> 00:40:29,765 MAN 7: Don't worry, Hameed. 754 00:40:29,848 --> 00:40:32,681 I shouldn't have climbed all the way up here. Why did I do this? 755 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,681 Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay? 756 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,806 Just calm down and think happy thoughts. 757 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:39,306 Like, what's your favorite thing? 758 00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,265 - What? - Something you like. 759 00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:43,140 - Something I like? - Yeah. 760 00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:45,765 Yeah, let's focus on that. Do you have a favorite food? 761 00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:46,890 Ice cream pizza. 762 00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:48,098 - Come on. - BOY: She's gonna save him!, 763 00:40:48,223 --> 00:40:49,223 MAN 8: Please help him! 764 00:40:49,973 --> 00:40:51,640 Is that two foods or one food? 765 00:40:51,890 --> 00:40:53,681 One. I put ice cream on pizza. 766 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,473 Did someone say ice cream pizza? 767 00:40:56,181 --> 00:40:58,348 - HAMEED: I like the flavors. - That's really gross. 768 00:40:58,598 --> 00:40:59,890 Yeah, we can work with that. 769 00:40:59,973 --> 00:41:04,515 Now just think of a nice plate or bowl of ice cream pizza. 770 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,056 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 771 00:41:09,181 --> 00:41:10,223 (GASPS) 772 00:41:10,306 --> 00:41:12,931 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (WHIMPERING) 773 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:14,890 This is insane, he's going to fall. 774 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,473 No, no, no, no. She'll get him. 775 00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:20,556 - (SCREAMS) - No! 776 00:41:29,598 --> 00:41:30,640 MAN 9: Are you seeing this? 777 00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:34,890 - (CROWD GASPING) - WOMAN 5: No! 778 00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:36,015 I'll get you. 779 00:41:36,098 --> 00:41:37,973 - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) - MAN 10: Call an ambulance! 780 00:41:40,015 --> 00:41:42,140 - WOMAN 6: She got him. - MAN 11: That was close. 781 00:41:42,223 --> 00:41:44,390 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 782 00:41:45,223 --> 00:41:46,223 WOMAN 7: Did you see that? 783 00:41:49,098 --> 00:41:50,848 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 784 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,973 - You good? - Yeah. 785 00:42:04,848 --> 00:42:07,015 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 786 00:42:12,515 --> 00:42:13,765 I've got you, okay? 787 00:42:19,306 --> 00:42:21,681 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 788 00:42:26,681 --> 00:42:27,931 - (SCREAMING) - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 789 00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:33,931 (BOTH GRUNTING) 790 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,515 HAMEED: My ankle. 791 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,765 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 792 00:42:40,848 --> 00:42:43,015 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 793 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:47,765 (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) 794 00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:50,598 - MAN 12: Is he going to be okay? - MAN 13: How did she do that? 795 00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:52,556 SHEIKH ABDULLAH: Help is on the way, son. 796 00:43:04,098 --> 00:43:05,931 - (SIREN WAILING) - (BREATHING HEAVILY) 797 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,015 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 798 00:43:15,515 --> 00:43:17,181 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WARBLING) 799 00:43:18,848 --> 00:43:20,098 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 800 00:43:31,265 --> 00:43:33,681 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - (WEAPONS CHARGING) 801 00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:34,806 DEEVER: Freeze! 802 00:43:35,181 --> 00:43:36,806 Hold it right where you are! 803 00:43:41,348 --> 00:43:43,473 (EXCLAIMS, PANTING) 804 00:43:48,056 --> 00:43:49,973 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 805 00:43:51,348 --> 00:43:52,681 MAN 1: Go, go, go. 806 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,681 - Get in! - Kamran. 807 00:43:56,306 --> 00:43:58,140 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 808 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,098 - MAN 2: Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go? - MAN 3: We lost her. 809 00:44:05,181 --> 00:44:06,723 MAN 4: Bravo, we got nothing. 810 00:44:07,890 --> 00:44:09,598 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 811 00:44:10,306 --> 00:44:11,306 WOMAN: Kamala. 812 00:44:12,806 --> 00:44:15,931 I've been waiting a very long time to meet you. 813 00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,265 I'd like you to meet my mom. 814 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -