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All right, come on, Vinny.

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Good. Good catch. Get out of bounds!

3
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What did... Get out of... Oh, my God,
why didn't he get out of bounds?

4
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What a moron!

5
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It's only two yards that you're gonna get.
So what? You don't need two yards.

6
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You got two and a half minutes to go,
you got to get out of bounds.

7
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I hate watching them.

8
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They just aggravate me so much.

9
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All right. Yes! Go!

10
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Beautiful, first down, excellent.
That's the call!

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- Hi, honey!
- Hi.

12
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Cheryl's home.

13
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No, she went to visit her mother
in Tallahassee for four days.

14
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Okay, I'll see you later.

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- Hi. Welcome home.
- Thank you.

16
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Good to be home.

17
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Good to see you.

18
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How've you been? What's been going on?

19
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- Nothing.
- Yeah? You got a little...

20
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What?

21
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You got a little scruff going. It's cute.

22
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The prostitutes don't mind it.

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No? Good.

24
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- They give you a discount?
- They do, they get off on it.

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- My God, I'm so tired.
- Really?

26
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There was a three-hour difference...

27
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You should go up and take a nap.

28
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I'm too wound up right now.

29
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You know little Griffin,
my youngest nephew?

30
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Yeah.

31
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He wanted to play on the stairs, and
my sister's like, "No, it's too dangerous."

32
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My mom says, "I've raised four kids, I..."

33
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Okay, why don't you just watch your game?

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Come on, it's the last two minutes.
I'll be right up, okay?

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<i>Man, they shoot themselves in the foot...</i>

36
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<i>every single time they get in this position.</i>

37
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Somebody told me today
that too much soy makes your brain shrink.

38
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Kind of scared me a little bit.

39
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I've been having soy for breakfast with
my cereal, everyday for the last 10 years.

40
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What am I gonna do, switch to milk now?

41
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I don't know if I could switch to milk.
You know, cholesterol.

42
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Can't win, really.

43
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So tell me about the trip. What...

44
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How's your cousin, Griffin?

45
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Griffin is my nephew.

46
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How's your mother and everything?

47
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She's wonderful.

48
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She's sarcastic wonderful, or just...

49
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Does that mean she's not wonderful or...

50
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- Just the sarcasm, it's...
- No, she really is wonderful.

51
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I'm sorry about...

52
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what happened downstairs
when you got home.

53
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I was watching the game...

54
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and it was the last two minutes.

55
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That's fine.

56
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Doesn't sound like it's fine.

57
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It's, you know...

58
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I'm sensing rancor.

59
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Or is it "ranker"? "Rancor"?

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- I know how to spell it.
- Larry, please, it's fine.

61
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I don't know what you want me
to say right now.

62
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How about:

63
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"Honey, I forgive you.
Would you like to have sex?"

64
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How about that?

65
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Or any combination of that.

66
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Either forgiveness or the sex.

67
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Of course, both would be great.
That would be ideal.

68
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I'm not expecting both.

69
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If you were watching the Oscars
or something, okay...

70
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and they were about to announce
the best-actress category...

71
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and I came home...

72
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I would say,
"No, sit down, finish watching it."

73
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I think if you had been gone on a trip...

74
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I could make two minutes for you...

75
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to listen to what happened,
and see how you're doing.

76
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If it was in the third quarter...

77
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easily, I'd give you 15 minutes.

78
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But we're in the last
two minutes of the game.

79
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They've got the ball on the 35-yard line.

80
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You know, the moment has passed.
There's nothing we can do about it now.

81
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<i>How many frequent-flier miles do I need?</i>

82
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I'm gonna call you back.

83
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Hi.

84
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Phil Scheff called. He said you can
call him whenever you want.

85
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- What are you wearing?
- I'm gonna work out later.

86
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You can't wear that. What happened
to the outfit I got you last week?

87
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I'm uncomfortable in it. It's too new.

88
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Wait a second.

89
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You haven't shaved?

90
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- All right, what's going on?
- Nothing.

91
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No, something's up with you.

92
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Cheryl's not talking to me, that's all.

93
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- It's no big deal.
- All right, what did you do?

94
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I was watching the football game.
She'd been away for four days.

95
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She comes home with
two minutes left to go in the game...

96
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and my attention was diverted and...

97
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You gotta get her a gift.

98
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- You can't come home empty-handed.
- Yeah.

99
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We were at this jewelry store
a couple of weeks ago...

100
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23rd Street Jewelers,
and she was looking at this bracelet...

101
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and it was platinum,
it had little diamonds in it.

102
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Yeah, that's it.

103
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That's what I was afraid of.

104
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You're that chicken I'orange guy.

105
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Oh, yeah!

106
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- How you doing?
- Good, how are you?

107
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- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you.

108
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Thanks a lot for that chicken,
that was highly appreciated.

109
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- Did you like it?
- Man, I loved it!

110
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- You wouldn't have any spare change?
- No.

111
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Anna?

112
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Here's a piece of gum.

113
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Piece of gum?

114
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Look at this. What should we do?

115
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- Okay, take care of yourself.
- Okay.

116
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- No.
- I wasn't with that guy.

117
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I'm not with him.

118
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These are my workout clothes!

119
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Excuse me, sir, could you do me a favor?

120
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I'm gonna dial a number. If a woman
answers the phone, just hang up...

121
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and if a man answers,
hand it back to me, okay?

122
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- Are you putting me on?
- No.

123
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What is this about?

124
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I hate my friend's girlfriend.
I don't wanna talk to her.

125
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Please. Thank you.

126
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- It's a guy.
- Thank you very much.

127
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Richard?

128
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What are you doing now?

129
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I need you to do me a big favor.

130
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L.D.

131
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.

132
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No wonder. Look at you.

133
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What?

134
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You look like the Jewish Ratso Rizzo.

135
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I was gonna work out.
Thank you for doing this.

136
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I mean, all right...

137
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

138
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- The bracelet is in the front.
- That's the first thank you in over two years.

139
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I want you to know.

140
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,146
You haven't done anything to thank you for.

141
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Good point.

142
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- So the bracelet is right in the front.
- Right.

143
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It's platinum, it's got little diamonds.

144
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- Is there a name like "Pluto's Tail"?
- I don't know the name of it.

145
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It's right in the front center.

146
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- Of what?
- Of the display case.

147
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- It's prominent.
- Is it on one of the velvet neck things?

148
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- Yeah, it's right in the front center...
- No, it's a necklace...

149
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It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.

150
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- It's not on a thing?
- There's only two bracelets in...

151
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It has to either be on a hand
or on a mannequin.

152
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Why'd I ever call this guy?

153
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Give me some bread, all right.

154
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Use your credit card.
I'll pay you back later today, I promise.

155
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Thank you.

156
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Smarty pants. Closed.

157
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- Good planning.
- Shit.

158
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I'll do this. I'll do it.

159
00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,996
But I'm hungry and we'll come back.

160
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,140
We'll come back, let's go eat.

161
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,576
- Where do you want to go?
- I don't know.

162
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,944
- LA Farm.
- All right, you drive.

163
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,383
It's so gorgeous out,
we haven't talked, let's walk.

164
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,611
You want to walk?

165
00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:16,416
It's about 25 minutes,
a half hour it'll take us.

166
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,980
So what? Come on,
like we're in New York again.

167
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,548
I never walked in New York.

168
00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,754
It's only about 20 minutes.
I need it for my cardiovascular.

169
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:27,261
I told you, 25 relatives
had heart attacks in my family.

170
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,824
- Do me one, let me walk.
- Okay, please.

171
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,793
I'm not lying.

172
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Why do you think?
We're men, right, and men need it more.

173
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No, it's not about that. I got it.

174
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,141
- No. Why?
- I got it, it's fine.

175
00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,082
It's because they are so offended...

176
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,319
by our genitalia...

177
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,420
that they have to be
in love with us to have it.

178
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,557
That's why we can have sex
with anyone and they can't.

179
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,533
Because penises don't look
as attractive, and that's why...

180
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,593
Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.

181
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,504
They have to really love the man
to get involved with their penis...

182
00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,667
with their grotesque penis.

183
00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,235
I'm missing something.

184
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,974
No, I think it's a good theory.

185
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,842
It's a disgusting theory at lunch,
I'll tell you that.

186
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,910
We're already finished, so it doesn't matter.

187
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,855
- Thanks for lunch, by the way.
- You're welcome, what is this?

188
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,018
What?

189
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,821
There's a space here to tip a captain?

190
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,194
A captain? Instead of a waiter?

191
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:34,961
No, both.

192
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,068
Look at this.

193
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,264
There's a space for a captain,
and a space for a waiter.

194
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:42,000
So, you give both.

195
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,902
What do you mean I give both?
What am I supposed to give?

196
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,707
You give the waiter what you want
and the captain half.

197
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,079
Half of the waiter's? Half of my
20 percent allotment to the waiter?

198
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,051
- Allotment?
- I have 20 percent allotted to the waiter.

199
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,486
Sound like you're in the schmata business.

200
00:10:56,555 --> 00:11:00,047
The captain's gonna be horning in
now on my allotment?

201
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,929
- On what the waiter's getting?
- No, the waiter was good.

202
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,590
So, it's 30 percent,
is that what you're saying?

203
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,826
20 and 10.

204
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,162
- 20 and 10?
- Yeah.

205
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,566
What does a captain do?

206
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,230
I think I saw. The guy at the podium.
He pointed.

207
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,900
The captain's horning in on the waiter,
'cause most people are probably...

208
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,773
reducing the tip to the waiter...

209
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,539
- You think he's horning?
- I do.

210
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,012
That's hilarious.

211
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,379
Who is this captain
out of the clear blue sky?

212
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,442
- You're not leaving anything?
- I'm giving the waiter 30 percent.

213
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,854
Let the waiter give the captain 10 percent
if he wants. I'll give the waiter the money.

214
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:36,320
Let's go. Thanks for lunch, by the way,
and thanks for the penis talk.

215
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,128
Next time, there'll be a space
for a lieutenant...

216
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,964
then maybe a colonel, tip the colonel.
"How much, Colonel?"

217
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,936
What does the colonel get?

218
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,463
I bet in school, you didn't put the little
penny in the UNICEF slots?

219
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,443
- I put a lot of pennies.
- It's unlikely.

220
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,479
- Hello, excuse me?
- Hello.

221
00:11:56,415 --> 00:12:00,078
I can't believe you stopped.
I've been standing here for over an hour...

222
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,882
and you're the first people
that have actually stopped.

223
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,856
Anyway, I hate to impose on you.

224
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,224
I wonder if I could just take up
a few minutes of your time.

225
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,092
I need a little help.

226
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:15,167
- What do you need?
- Thank you so much.

227
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,531
I just moved into the neighborhood...

228
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,696
and I have these boxes
in the middle of my living room...

229
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,710
and I actually just need
a minute of your time...

230
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:29,612
to help me move them to the corner,
so I don't trip over them.

231
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,712
- I don't see.
- Where do you live?

232
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,417
Just right around the corner.

233
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,117
It would help me so much
if you could just help me.

234
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,751
I kinda gotta get to the jewelry store.

235
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,819
Yes, I know, it's a terrible imposition.
I'm sorry.

236
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,297
How can you not help a blind man?

237
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,998
How could you say "blind man,"
in front of a blind man?

238
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,901
Please, no.

239
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,634
- I didn't mean that in a bad way.
- No, no.

240
00:12:55,708 --> 00:13:00,008
I meant "sightless."
I respect the blind as much as anybody.

241
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:03,776
- It's not a problem, believe me.
- I didn't mean that in a derogatory sense.

242
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,317
I got my own problems.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.

243
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:10,913
- I have intimacy problems.
- Poor guy, terrible intimacy problems.

244
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,424
Can't get close to a woman.
It's a terrible thing.

245
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,723
It happens to be true.
I am just saying, we're all the same.

246
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,230
He can't see,
and you have intimacy problems.

247
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,893
- You guys have a lot in common.
- There are recovering people who are blind.

248
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,902
Your problems are very similar.

249
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,871
- We'll help you move.
- Thank you so much.

250
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,636
- We're right behind you, bro.
- Thank you.

251
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,872
- Are you still there?
- Unbelievable, you could do this to me.

252
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,675
My name is Michael.

253
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,510
- How you doing?
- Hi.

254
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:46,714
Here it is. Thank you so very much.

255
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,589
This means the world.

256
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,993
Thank you.

257
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,994
What I need is the computer.

258
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,696
Do you see it?

259
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,166
- Very lovely place you got, by the way.
- Really?

260
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,644
Thanks, just put it on the table.

261
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,407
In the corner.

262
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,076
Try to think about
my fingers once, will you?

263
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,312
Great.

264
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,048
Just throw a little chair and I'm good.

265
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:20,649
- I can handle this.
- The agapanthus, sorry.

266
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,455
This is very heavy.

267
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,123
- Member of the lily family.
- Push it!

268
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,029
I had a colonoscopy two weeks ago.

269
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,568
- Thank you very much.
- It's our pleasure.

270
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,430
You have no strength.
You're so fucking dainty.

271
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,705
You know what?
The wingback chair would be better.

272
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:44,215
- There's nothing else, is there?
- Where do you think I should put the TV?

273
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,617
- Back up!
- You're like a goddamn lion tamer.

274
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,688
Okay. Listen, thanks. It's Mike.

275
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,560
Thank you so very much, Richard.

276
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,495
- Larry.
- Larry, thank you.

277
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,833
Thanks so much. Okay, thanks, all right.

278
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,531
- Be well, take care of yourself.
- Okay, just the mattress.

279
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,539
Where do you want the mattress?

280
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,300
In the bedroom.

281
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:28,258
Good. Thank you so very much.

282
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,329
- Okay, you're happy? You sure?
- Yeah.

283
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,092
And it looks great, by the way.

284
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,032
Thank you very much,
from the bottom of my heart.

285
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,535
You should be very happy,
the place looks great.

286
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,698
Thank you, Larry. Thanks, Richard.
And, you rule. Thank you.

287
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,332
Thank you so very much.

288
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,276
Just bring the TV in and stick it...

289
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,445
in the fireplace there...

290
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,946
and go.

291
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,147
Get the TV from the bedroom?

292
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:02,018
Stick it in the recess of the fireplace.

293
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:06,389
Why did we move it in the bedroom then?
Why is it in the bedroom?

294
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,764
- I don't know why we moved...
- You told us to move it in the bedroom.

295
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,360
No, I did not!
Richard said bring it in the bedroom.

296
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,305
You don't even want it.
Why do you want it over here?

297
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,432
For my guests!

298
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,602
It doesn't work over here.
You'll ruin the whole hearth effect.

299
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:23,409
What in the name of God am I gonna do
with a TV in my room? I'm blind.

300
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,178
But it doesn't work in here!
It just doesn't fit!

301
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:30,881
That's where it belongs!
Are you questioning my sense of space?

302
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,650
- I'm not questioning your sense of space...
- Thank you.

303
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,559
Bring in the goddamn TV
and be done with it!

304
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,620
- This is not a marriage, can we just do this?
- Thank you.

305
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:42,428
Because I have a lot of things
going on in my life, too.

306
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,469
- Just bring it in!
- So you know, l...

307
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,333
- Richard!
- I'm sorry.

308
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,571
We did a good thing, but I... Who knew?

309
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,082
The blind man misled us, though.

310
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,083
- It's true, but...
- He did mislead us.

311
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,813
He didn't tell us the truth
about what we had to move.

312
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,479
He was a deceptive blind man.

313
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,819
I think if you're blind, you have some...

314
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,018
You got a license, you got a blind license?

315
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,924
I can finish my own thought...

316
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:13,396
- You weren't doing a very good job of it.
- I'm exhausted.

317
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,738
- You like that?
- Shit happens.

318
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,744
Shit happens. That's great.

319
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:31,412
Let me see this thing that
we wasted our whole lifetime trying to get.

320
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,681
- See, in the front, in the center?
- On that little ramp thing?

321
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,015
It's beautiful.

322
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,580
I know, it's nice.

323
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,219
Wave goodbye. It's good to see you.

324
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,922
Yeah.

325
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,294
I gotta tell you this.

326
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:50,301
You helped a blind man, and,
to me, this was a great day.

327
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,093
- It was?
- Yeah.

328
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,998
Every day's a great day for me.

329
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,168
Look at you, Norman Vincent Lewis.

330
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,572
- No, I'm not Norman Vincent Lewis.
- Are you Norman Vincent Lewis?

331
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:05,913
Is it true or not that I have more,
I don't know, serenity than you?

332
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,215
You are never filled with any gratitude.
You have no gratitude.

333
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,223
- You have more serenity?
- In my own way I do.

334
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,525
I am in pretty bad shape, if that's the case.

335
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,553
- I mean, I love you.
- You are just a babbling brook of bullshit.

336
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,533
- I'll see you.
- Thanks for your help.

337
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,233
I hear what you're saying,
but I gotta tell you, Richie-boy...

338
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,506
I don't think you know
what you're talking about.

339
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,607
If they punt, the way the Giants' defense
is playing, they won't get the ball back.

340
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,212
Let me ask you something.

341
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,517
You didn't happen to pick up my credit card
at lunch today, did you?

342
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,321
I don't know, I must have left it
on the table or something.

343
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,059
Great, we're all made up. Everything's great.

344
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,829
Got her some roses.
Boy, it's amazing how these roses work.

345
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,035
You want to buy the bracelet?

346
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,874
Is it her birthday?

347
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,521
Yeah okay, go ahead.

348
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,388
They're running, what idiots!
Do you believe this team?

349
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,931
I gotta go. Cheryl's home.

350
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,462
Hi!

351
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,571
- How are you, honey?
- Hi.

352
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,569
Okay.

353
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:44,307
How's it going? It's football again.

354
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,578
- Is there a game on?
- You didn't know that?

355
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,210
Right now, on the TV?

356
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,755
- You're kidding?
- No. Not kidding.

357
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,956
How was your NRDC meeting?

358
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,222
It was great.
We're gonna have a big beach-cleaning day.

359
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,860
- Beach-cleaning day?
- Yeah.

360
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,899
Like, thousands of volunteers,
and we're gonna have booths...

361
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,094
all up and down the beach,
and hopefully get more people involved.

362
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,502
Hopefully, but not me, of course,
but I wish everybody good luck.

363
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,167
Thank you, I would not
expect you to get involved.

364
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,109
It's a lot of work for volunteering.

365
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:17,274
And you know what?
I passed by that jewelry store on 23rd...

366
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,684
and I think, I really do want that bracelet.

367
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,711
You know what?

368
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,958
I was gonna buy you...

369
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,192
that bracelet today.

370
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,423
- I almost bought it.
- Really?

371
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,265
- You did?
- Unfortunately, the store was closed.

372
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,293
You can get it tomorrow.

373
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,802
You know, I was...

374
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,268
I was talking to Richard Lewis
on the phone earlier...

375
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,678
and he was with me today...

376
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,850
and he just asked me
if he could buy it for his girlfriend...

377
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,945
and I guess I kinda told him "okay."

378
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,287
Why would you do that?

379
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,024
We'd already made up.

380
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,296
So, I don't want the bracelet
because we made up?

381
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,893
- That doesn't make sense.
- I know it doesn't, it was stupid.

382
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:15,338
Let's call him and tell him it was a mix-up,
and not to get it for his girlfriend...

383
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,841
I'll get it for you
first thing tomorrow morning.

384
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,810
I don't want to call him.
His girlfriend picks up the phone...

385
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,109
- and I don't want to talk to her...
- I'll call.

386
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,911
No. He's got caller ID,
and I'm gonna be on the phone...

387
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:30,353
for five hours, explaining to him
why I hung up, and I don't want that.

388
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,285
I'll get up and go down there.

389
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,328
I will be there when they open the store.
I will turn the key.

390
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,728
I'll greet them in the morning.

391
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,866
- It's all done.
- Uncle Larry is here.

392
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:13,997
What's this all about?

393
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,160
I have to get dressed up
to go to this jewelry store.

394
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:20,227
- My God, you look great.
- Thank you very much.

395
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,630
Would you mind handing me
that sport jacket, please?

396
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,109
I can barely move. I'm just shocked.

397
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,669
The restaurant called
while you were in the shower.

398
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,614
- They have the credit card? Great.
- So, you don't need mine?

399
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,652
No, I'm gonna go pick it up
before I go to the jewelry store.

400
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,422
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

401
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:51,697
- Hi, I called earlier about the credit card.
- Yeah, okay, let's see.

402
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,901
- What's your name?
- Larry David.

403
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:00,376
All right, it's yours.

404
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:01,707
Thank you so much.

405
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,112
- Good morning.
- Hi, Perry, good morning.

406
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,782
Fuck!

407
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:20,721
- The only table I have that night is...
- Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt.

408
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,798
My car's blocked in.
I don't know if it's from this restaurant.

409
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:29,068
- It's a black BMW, it's a convertible.
- It's probably Perry's car.

410
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,166
- Who's Perry?
- The captain.

411
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,142
He's right over there.

412
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,585
Could you please do me a favor?
I think you're blocking my car.

413
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:49,456
Did you park
in an employee-reserved space?

414
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:53,157
I did. I left my credit card here.
I just had to run in for 30 seconds.

415
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:55,893
You're the guy from yesterday.
So, you got your card?

416
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,936
- Yes, I did.
- You had this table, too, right?

417
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,470
And the table was good?
It was great, wasn't it?

418
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,199
- It was okay.
- The service was good?

419
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:10,442
- It was fine, yeah.
- We did everything, I just want to make sure.

420
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:14,042
Normally, when we have good service,
we get tips.

421
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:19,016
I think you left something like
30 percent for the waiter...

422
00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:21,786
and you just drew a line
through my waiter-captain tip.

423
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:25,318
- I thought maybe it was something...
- Wait. Hold on a second.

424
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,958
The waiter didn't give you any money?

425
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:33,471
No. Waiters don't tip out to waiter captains,
and I make a living off my tips.

426
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:37,799
- That waiter didn't share that tip with you?
- No, he didn't.

427
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,367
That is so unfair. That's terrible.

428
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,005
- Really terrible.
- Yeah, isn't it?

429
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:45,140
I mean you make a living off your tips.

430
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,084
And here is a 30 percent tip,
and he gets the whole thing.

431
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,088
And a line right through the waiter captain.

432
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:56,625
I was emphasizing what an extravagant tip
it was in some ways.

433
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,094
No, the waiter's...

434
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:02,395
I was calling attention to it.
You know, "Here, share this."

435
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,632
Actually, I'm in the
middle of something right now, so...

436
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,298
I'll move the car for you.
Just give me the keys.

437
00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:11,035
I'll move your car, I'll put it in the space...

438
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:13,577
- It's got a special code.
- It'll take two seconds.

439
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:17,137
Stay here, do your work,
and I'll just go move the car.

440
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:20,843
You better find yourself
another mode of transportation.

441
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,214
Richard!

442
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,680
Wait!

443
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,213
Wait!

444
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,323
Anna?