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Oh, uh, hey, Val. There's something
wrong with this old machine here.
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I think it might be broken.
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That's more than
an old machine, Double T.
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I told you, her name's Vendy.
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Right. Forgot it, uh, has a name.
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- She has a name.
- Of course, right, yes.
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Fritz named her.
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She's as much a MIFTer as any of us.
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And a little moody sometimes.
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So, all you gotta do is say,
"Hi, Vendy!" Like that.
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Oh, okay. Sure. Uh, hi, Vendy.
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Good. Now bump the left
side with your fist.
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Bump-bump-bump.
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Then wait a beat, big bump.
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Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, big bump.
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- Got it. Okay. Thanks.
- Yep.
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Don't bump too hard.
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Few years back, Nathan in
marketing shook her and bam!
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Squashed him like a bug.
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He's an invertebrate, he was okay.
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And we got free candy, so, heh...
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Oh, well, it's good to hear
you got free candy.
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Okay, Vendy, here we go.
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Uh...
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Bump-bump-bump, wait
a beat, and big bump!
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- Oh, no!
- Hey!
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That doesn't sound good.
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What'd you do?
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Jumping gaskets!
What's wrong with Vendy?
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I don't know. I just bumped it.
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- No!
- No, no, no!
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Ooh!
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Like I said, I think it's...
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broken.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Today, we mourn the passing
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of another very special member
of our MIFT family, Vendy.
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We're having a funeral
for a vending machine?
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Not just any vending machine.
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Vendy and I began our careers
here at Monsters, Inc.
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on the very same day.
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Me, an ambitious young mechanic.
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Vendy, a machine with a dream
of dispensing chilled drinks
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at an inflated price
because of the convenience.
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She was worth it!
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She wouldn't want us to cry.
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But instead, to celebrate her life.
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Vendy, no!
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My dear Vendy, she's gone.
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Old and broken.
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Gets you to thinking.
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Maybe I'm old and broken, too.
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Thanks, Haggis, we'll pay you
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out of the miscellaneous
expense account.
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- This is my fault.
- No, it's not.
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Sure it is.
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He's the one that jammed his
freakishly oversized antler
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right through Vendy.
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You're better at breaking things
than you're at fixin' 'em.
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First Vendy, now Fritz.
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Look at that. Would you, Sulley.
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With your excellent management
skills and my comedic prowess,
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our profits are up, up, up.
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Actually, profits are down, down, down.
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Mike, the jokesters
are doing their best,
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but laugh canister output has
been decreasing for a week.
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Right, but at least with me
and Sulley in charge,
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morale has never been higher.
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Morale has never been lower!
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Maybe your graph-thingie is upside down.
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No, my graph-thingie is correct.
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I'll tell you why morale's down,
it's all of these depressing charts.
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Mike, we're not generating
enough laugh power.
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- What?
- Until we do,
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we gotta figure a way to cheer
folks up and trim our budget.
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Right. I'll tell you what.
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At lunch, I will only play
17 holes, instead of all 18.
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I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
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Mr. Wazowski, we're gonna have
to make deeper cuts than that.
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Trim my staff?
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Sounds like you're asking me
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to involuntarily remove
someone from their job.
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Are you doing that?
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It's Bean from accounting. Budget cuts.
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Fritz has to fire one of us.
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- What?
- One of us is gonna get fired?
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I prefer the term "axed". Has more bite.
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And he has to do it by end of the week!
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Here he comes. Act natural.
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♪ Essential employee ♪
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Sad sigh.
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Uh, you okay, Fritz?
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Yeah, you need me to wash your car?
Reupholster your office chair?
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- Duncan!
- Be your butler without pay?
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No, no, no. I'm fine.
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You know, I could really
use a Drooler Cooler.
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But Vendy's gone.
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A really sad sigh.
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Whoa. Bad day to break Fritz's favorite
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vending machine, eh, College Boy?
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Last in, first out.
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All right. You heard Duncan.
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Don't listen to him.
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Why not? He's right.
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I'm not a good MIFTer.
I can't even fix anything.
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Sure you can, remember?
You wrenched the nut.
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One nut, Val. I wrenched one nut.
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If I'm fired, that's it. My life's over.
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No more chance at being
a jokester. I won't even...
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I won't even get to see you guys.
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You want me to tell you
how to boost morale?
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Yes! Because you're "always watching".
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Or is it "always stinking"?
I don't know. Whatever it is.
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No more coffee
screamer? What's the point?
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How about you approve
your paperwork on time?
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That would make me smile.
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And I've been told I
have an infectious grin.
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Eeh.
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- You sure this'll work?
- We'll buy him a Drooler Cooler.
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That'll cheer Fritz up,
you won't get fired.
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What's wrong with Fritz?
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Oh, uh, hey, Mike.
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I broke his favorite vending
machine this morning...
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- Vendy.
- Yeah, Vendy, yeah.
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I broke Vendy this morning and...
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And he needs a new one!
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That's it! I got two words
for ya, "upgrades!"
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I think upgrades is one word.
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The perfect way to boost morale.
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And if we boost morale, we boost laughs.
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And if we boost laughs,
we boost profits.
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And nobody has to be let go.
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Except maybe Stinky.
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I heard that.
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A new vending machine?
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Look at that. It even has hot foods.
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That's pretty hot.
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That's right, sir. I had
it installed just for you.
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You had it installed? No, no.
This wasn't Duncan's idea.
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Yeah, Val and I were the ones who
gave Mike the idea to upgrade.
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- But I approved the delivery.
- No, no.
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- Duncan!
- I don't think I like this.
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- Me neither.
- It's just too soon.
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- Way too soon.
- I miss Vendy.
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This was all College Boy's
hair-brained scheme.
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What? No! I didn't ask
Mike to send this down.
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- You said it was your idea.
- I said it was Mike's idea.
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- Upgrades.
- This is clearly all their fault.
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- Keep that in mind.
- Hold on.
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- Duncan...
- Nobody trusts you.
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- Not my fault.
- You sound ridiculous.
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You're the insane one.
"I'm Tylor Tylor Tylor Tylor".
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- Stop it.
- I'll take care of it, sir.
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Wow! Look at all these refreshing
Drooler Cooler flavors.
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I like this!
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And it was all my idea!
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- Really, Duncan?
- How do I choose?
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There's Spineapple! That sounds...
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- Whatever you want.
- Taste Free, Bilgeberry.
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Maybe I'm just gonna go for Bile Blast.
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If you're happy, I'm happy.
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Bump-bump-bump. Bitty bump.
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Oh, my!
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The acidity's astounding.
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I can't feel my tongue, but so what?
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Maybe I should've tried the
Lemon Slime instead.
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That'd have been even more
delightful and refreshing.
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Hey, look, there's an "exchange" button.
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- Huh?
- Right there.
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Oh. Jumping gaskets!
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Whoa!
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Would you look at that?
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Bitty bump.
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I can't get over it!
This is really something.
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Thank you, Vendy Two.
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And thank you all.
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You know, I'm having a really rough week
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and this makes me feel
a smidgy bit better.
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You hear that? He thanked
us. We're not getting fired.
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No, no. He thanked moi.
I'm not getting fired.
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Get ready! Bam!
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Oozeball? I thought we were
supposed to not spend money.
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Sulley, you're not thinking like
an out-of-touch overpaid CEO.
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To make money, you gotta spend money.
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No!
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No!
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- Goal!
- Yes!
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See? Morale's already up.
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Okay, we'll keep this one.
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Too late, buddy. I already
ordered 96 of 'em.
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He's in there right now.
Going through our files.
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Making his decision.
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Don't think your little
vending machine trick
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will work, College Boy.
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You can't snack your way
out of gettin' fired.
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Oh, I think I already have.
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- Whoa! Hot Snots?
- Hot Snots?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.
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No, no, you can't have those.
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- Hot Snots are my thing.
- Your thing?
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They've been my thing since I was three.
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Three? My mom popped those
babies instead of prenatals, okay?
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- Explains a lot.
- I win.
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- You'll have to find another favorite.
- Seriously? I'm getting them.
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- No, you're not.
- Stop it.
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- You stop!
- Mine.
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- No, no, no! Mine!
- Mine!
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Now you're definitely getting fired.
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You're the one who kept
push-push-pushing. He's firing you!
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- Fritz is gonna be so upset.
- Yeah, I better fix this thing.
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Whoa, no, no, no. You can't fix
anything, we've established that.
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I'll fix it, and you just
stand there and be fired.
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Ah, see here... Oh! And... ooh!
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Says to call an authorized
service center.
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Authorized schm-authorized.
That's for amateurs like you.
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Don't touch that yellow wire.
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Reroute this to that. Tighten this.
Jiggly this thingie. And boom!
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Let's give this thing a try.
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There! Good as new. I'll just
get rid of all this stuff.
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Wait, wait, wait. What are those?
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You know, extra parts.
Bunch of doohickeys.
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- Doohickeys?
- It's not gonna make any difference.
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Oh, I think I need another
Drooler Cooler pick-me-up.
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I've got a lot on my mind.
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Ooh!
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Spittle Splash flavor.
That sounds scrumptious.
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00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:34,743
Pop Farts? I don't want Pop Farts.
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Huh?
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- Are you okay?
- No! I got canned!
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There's something very
wrong with that machine!
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- In my office! Everyone!
- In your office!
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Oh, it's like everything and
nothing at the same time.
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It just speaks to me.
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- What's it say to you, Sulley?
- That we're broke?
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Look what else I got.
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00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,068
I bought a Vincent Van
Gross and a Claw Monet.
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Is that a Michelfangelo?
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00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,530
Yes! It's culture.
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Culture boosts morale.
And morale boosts profits.
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Ooh, an Andy Gorhal.
One of his Goop Cans.
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Very inspiring!
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See? Okay. Now this one...
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stinks.
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00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:33,046
I just don't get this
one. I don't get it.
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Doohickeys? You took out doohickeys?
246
00:11:37,222 --> 00:11:38,594
Never remove doohickeys.
247
00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,846
I was fixing it because he broke it!
248
00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:41,930
- No! You broke it!
- You!
249
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,791
Let's all remain calm. Because I'm calm.
250
00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:45,492
I'm just gonna call the service center.
251
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,730
Vend-o service. Can I help you?
252
00:11:49,735 --> 00:11:52,441
Oh, yes, you can! Our
machine, it's gone crazy!
253
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,276
Calm down, sir. Everything will be fine.
254
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,570
As long as you didn't
remove any doohickeys.
255
00:11:56,575 --> 00:11:58,135
But we did!
256
00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:02,164
Hello? Hello?
257
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,011
The phone line's been cut!
258
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,643
It's cut the phone line!
259
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:12,252
My dearest mother,
I pen this from the front lines.
260
00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:15,506
A vending machine gone rogue
has declared us its foe.
261
00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:18,509
Do not despair, nor
pine for my safe return.
262
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:20,135
Know that I fought with valor.
263
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,597
Your loving son, Duncan P. Anderson,
264
00:12:23,602 --> 00:12:25,437
MIFT Deputy Supervisor.
265
00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:28,977
Okay, you guys stay here,
I'm gonna go out and fix it.
266
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,438
Whoa, and let you be the hero? No.
267
00:12:31,443 --> 00:12:34,154
Let a good MIFTer save the MIFTers.
268
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,420
Oh... Ah-ha!
269
00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:22,286
Who's the hero now?
270
00:13:24,663 --> 00:13:25,909
Duncan! Duncan!
271
00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:27,411
Look behind you!
272
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,662
- Duncan!
- What?
273
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,256
Let me out of here!
274
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,045
It ate Duncan!
275
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,756
Oh, no! Not...
276
00:13:38,761 --> 00:13:41,305
Any body parts left? I
got dibs on an eyestalk.
277
00:13:41,722 --> 00:13:44,553
Here you are. Compliments
of Monsters, Incorporated.
278
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,556
This one is for you. This one
is for you. This one is for you.
279
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,116
This one is for you, my friend.
280
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,976
- Hey, Mike. What's in the envelopes?
- Money.
281
00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,060
- Money?
- Money.
282
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,437
- You mean money-money?
- Yeah.
283
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:55,189
I'm calling it "Free Money Mondays".
284
00:13:55,194 --> 00:13:57,566
I'm tellin' ya, morale
has never been better!
285
00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,318
Where'd you get all that cash?
286
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,570
From your emergency money
jar hidden under your bed.
287
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:02,655
- But...
- This one is for you.
288
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,364
- But...
- This is an emergency, right?
289
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:05,637
This one is for you, my friend.
290
00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:09,328
Please! Let me out of here!
291
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,579
We've got to save him!
292
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:11,585
Okay. How?
293
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:14,875
- You!
- Me?
294
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,919
You may not be the best
MIFTer at fixing stuff,
295
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,962
but you're pretty good at breaking it.
296
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,631
Thanks. I think.
297
00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:23,759
So, get out there and
fix-break Vendy Two.
298
00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:28,889
- Yeah, do your worst!
- Double T!
299
00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:30,104
Really mess things up!
300
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:35,354
Somebody let me out!
It's not as spacious as it looks.
301
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:38,904
Time to get to work.
302
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:46,448
Woah, he really would've
made a great Scarer.
303
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,454
Get back!
304
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,344
I'll never remove a
doohickey again. Ugh!
305
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:08,929
- Ooh, yeah! Double T! Double T!
- All right!
306
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,223
That was some top-notch
destruction, Muscles!
307
00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:13,392
That was some good MIFT-ing!
308
00:15:13,397 --> 00:15:14,476
Come on. Thanks, guys.
309
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,442
It was fine, it was okay. At best.
310
00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:18,239
I, uh...
311
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:22,531
I've got some news I need
to share with all of you.
312
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:28,866
"Oozeball tables, fine art,
Free Money Mondays"?
313
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:30,701
I have more ideas where those came from.
314
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:33,662
- How about a rooftop swimming pool?
- We don't need a swimming pool.
315
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,290
- A Monsters, Inc. swim team!
- We don't need a swim team.
316
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:37,796
Then who's gonna use the pool?
317
00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:40,315
Bean, I can explain all this.
318
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,255
Actually, I can't explain any of it.
319
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:46,133
Hello? What's to explain?
Look at my graph-thingie.
320
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:48,385
I've never seen morale
turn around this quick.
321
00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:51,088
And our laugh canister output
has already doubled.
322
00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:52,473
Really? Well.
323
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:55,017
At this rate, profits should
turn around rather quickly.
324
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,811
It was all Mike's doing.
Good job, Mikey.
325
00:15:57,816 --> 00:15:59,480
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Sulley.
326
00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:00,814
No problem.
327
00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:02,232
And did you hear?
328
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:06,153
Tomorrow's Pay Me Back Tuesday.
329
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,326
Well, accounting has asked me
330
00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:16,668
to cut a member of our MIFT
staff due to budget cuts.
331
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,838
I couldn't bear to see any of you go.
332
00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:22,800
You're my family.
333
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:27,137
So, just like Vendy was old
and broken and had to go,
334
00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,140
I guess I'm old and broken and...
335
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,472
I have to go, too.
336
00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:36,208
- You're... You mean, you're...
- I'm retiring.
337
00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:38,382
You're retiring! I mean...
338
00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:42,439
You're retiring? Oh, sad, sad day.
339
00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:43,782
Excuse me.
340
00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:47,249
That's probably Monsters Resources
calling about my last day.
341
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:51,907
This isn't right.
342
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:56,161
Fritz is the most generous
and kind monster I've ever met.
343
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,830
I'm the one that should go, not him.
344
00:16:57,835 --> 00:16:59,915
No, no. Don't sell yourself
short, College Boy.
345
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,965
As your new supervisor,
I'll go easy on ya.
346
00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:05,587
Good news, good news, everybody!
347
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,673
Morale is up, so productivity is up,
348
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,550
so accounting is cancelling
the budget cups!
349
00:17:09,555 --> 00:17:11,051
- You mean budget cuts?
- Those, too!
350
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:13,053
- So you can stay?
- I can stay!
351
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:14,972
- You can stay!
- All right!
352
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:17,391
But you don't have to! I
mean, are you sure, sir?
353
00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:19,726
I mean, you know, think
about all the gardening, huh?
354
00:17:19,731 --> 00:17:22,855
Travel discounts, the pickle
ball tournaments! Come on!
355
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,899
I'm sure, Duncan. None of us
MIFTers are goin' anywhere.
356
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,205
Though...
357
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:29,700
We still lost Vendy.
358
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,201
Morning, MIFTers!
359
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,495
- So, uh, what's up?
- I don't know.
360
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,539
Tylor wouldn't let us
in till you got here.
361
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,840
Come on in. But cover your eyes.
362
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,421
All right. There you go, come on in.
363
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:51,889
Yeah, yeah. Just over here.
Careful, careful. Okay.
364
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:57,097
Hold right there. Up, up!
Keep 'em closed.
365
00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:59,224
And open!
366
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,355
Surprise!
367
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,164
- Vendy, she's back!
- Vendy!
368
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,815
Ah! You fixed her!
369
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,358
More like blindly cobbled.
370
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:11,028
Hey, look, I fixed
something all by myself.
371
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,072
And I kept all the doohickeys.
372
00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:14,531
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
373
00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:17,309
Well, give it a try,
Ty-Ty. Give it a try!
374
00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:18,477
Hi, Vendy!
375
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:23,499
Bump-bump-bump, big bump!
376
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,463
One Drooler Cooler!
377
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:31,068
Who needs all those fancy flavors
378
00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:33,178
when I've got Drooler Cooler Classic?
379
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:36,228
And we get to keep classic Fritz.
380
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,389
Goodness, I feel just like Vendy,
381
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:43,560
all fixed up and ready to work
here at MIFT for years to come!
382
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,938
Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.
383
00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:47,689
- Cheers.
- Cheers, Big Ears.
384
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,279
Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.
385
00:19:05,504 --> 00:19:08,877
Now, if there's one thing
that human children find funny,
386
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,472
besides poop, it's clowns!
387
00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:14,096
So let's put on that greasepaint
and see what we got.
388
00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:18,996
Not bad, Tylor. Excellent
use of tiny hats.
389
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,456
Okay. Good, good.
390
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:23,505
Um, Mr. Wazowski, check this out.
391
00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:27,938
- Ta-da!
- Nicely...
392
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:29,022
done.
393
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:32,856
Um, maybe scale it back a little,
Carla. Okay, who's next?
394
00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:37,653
Yikes! Okay, big guy. How about a smile?
395
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:45,916
Maybe you're more of a
"knock-knock joke" kind of guy?
396
00:22:34,795 --> 00:22:37,695
And the moral of the story is...
397
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,400
you never remove a doohickey.
398
00:22:40,405 --> 00:22:43,405
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