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(sizzling)
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- What's all this?
- Well...
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I thought that we could
have a new family tradition:
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Pancake Sundays.
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I got all the fixings.
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You can pick what you want.
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We got chocolate chips, blueberries.
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I wish I'd known, honey.
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I made an early tee time with Wayne.
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?
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Of course. (stammers)
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He's going through a divorce, you know.
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He needs this.
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I guess, sure.
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.
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Why don't you bring some for Wayne, too?
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Good idea.
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Can I take the plate?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Missy, you awake?
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It's Pancake Sunday.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a fun new
thing I thought we could...
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Where are you going?
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.
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Oh. Well, I could make
you pancakes first.
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Pancakes and roller coasters?
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Do you want me to barf?
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Well, no.
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What's all this about pancakes?
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- (car horn honks)
- Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.
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I got to go.
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Since when is it Pancake Sunday?
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Since today.
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No, it's not. It's
Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,
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like it's been for the past three years.
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Well, I thought it would be fun.
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I'll-I'll make you any
kind of pancake you want.
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On Bran Buds Sunday?
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Fine. I'll put Bran
Buds in the pancakes.
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That could work.
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It doesn't work.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a recommendation?
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Well, you can never go
wrong with John Candy.
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But, and this is just one man's opinion,
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.
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Really?
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You may pee your pants.
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And if you do, there's a
Laundromat right next door.
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(laughs) Well,
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I will watch this and let you know.
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Sounds good.
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(chuckles)
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Did you find everything okay?
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.
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Yes, he is.
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(chuckles)
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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- (door opens)
- Wow.
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(door closes)
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Wow, what?
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.
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Georgie, it's fine. You
can flirt with other girls.
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It doesn't feel like I should.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.
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All I'm saying is, you're not tied down.
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Don't I get a vote in that?
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Yeah, you get a vote.
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.
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Oh. I didn't realize my mom had company.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do I have to pretend
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I didn't spend the night here, or...?
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I don't know how this works.
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It's fine, uh...
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you could've said
nothing, but now I know.
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Yeah.
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What's with the pancakes?
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Oh, I made extra, so I
was just bringing 'em by.
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MEEMAW: Who's at the door?
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It's Mary!
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She knows I slept with you.
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Come on in.
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- I brought pancakes.
- Why?
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Well, I made 'em for
the fam... thank you...
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Made 'em for the family,
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and everyone was busy this morning,
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so here I am.
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So what are y'all up to today?
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I was trying to convince your
mom to go fishing with me.
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.
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I ain't going fishing.
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I'd go to a flea market.
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Oh, I do love a flea market.
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.
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I'd rather die and have you
sell my pants at the flea market.
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Well, I'm sure we can come
up with something else.
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Well, hang on.
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When did we become a threesome?
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You don't want to hang out with me?
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Well, I do, but he's
not crazy about you.
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Well, that's not true.
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.
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I don't really want to go fishing.
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Boy, that was a close one.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you mad at me?
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is this about that girl?
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Why do you want me to
date someone else so bad?
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I didn't say I wanted you
to. I said it was okay.
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Well, it seems like you want me to.
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I just want you to live your life.
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Then why'd you sleep with me again?
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It was one time.
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It was more than one time.
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It was one night, and it was a mistake.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.
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Maybe you should.
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.
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Right, because there's
nothing men want more
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?
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- Their restroom's pretty nice.
- Yes, I do.
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- (door opens, closes)
- GEORGE SR.: Hello.
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Hey, you're home.
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How was golf?
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.
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Kids home?
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.
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Hey, sounds nice.
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I guess.
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Actually...
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(sighs) without church,
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Sundays are feeling kind of empty.
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday we'll do something.
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It's not just Sundays.
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I had Bible study, prayer group.
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I had a whole community.
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So, find a new one. You
just got to get involved.
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You know, make some friends.
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You make it sound so easy.
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Oh, come on. Sheldon
has got school friends.
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How hard could it be?
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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You were right. Hilarious.
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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You got any other recommendations?
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant
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down the street that's pretty good.
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I do like Mexican food.
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Hmm, we should go there sometime.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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Cool. It's a date!
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Sorry. That was a little
loud. I'm just excited.
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For our date!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they needed volunteers
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for the book fair, so here I am.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Hi.
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Who is that? He's a cutie.
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All right, come with me.
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You need to leave.
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- Why?
- 'Cause you're embarrassing me.
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(scoffs) Everyone knows
you have a mother.
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Please.
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Fine, if you don't
want me here, I'll go.
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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.
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Okay.
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Just not here or near anyone I know.
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Can't wait.
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Love you, bye.
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GEORGE JR.: Hey.
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You said if I ever had a problem,
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I could come to you, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Not to mention, you got
all bent out of shape
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when I asked Dale for
advice instead of you.
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I didn't get all bent out of shape.
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That ain't what Dale said.
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You want my advice or what?
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(sighs)
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So here's the deal.
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,
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and Mandy saw us.
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Got it.
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And now Mandy's mad at you.
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.
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Why?
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She told me I should ask her out.
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The cute girl?
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I mean, I know Mandy
and I ain't together,
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but I thought I was wearing her down.
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You do have that effect on people.
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But now I'm supposed to
go to dinner with Amber,
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that's the new girl,
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and Mandy says she's okay with it,
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but I'm worried it's a trap.
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Right.
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So what do I do?
220
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Well...
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(sighs) All right, well,
let's break it down.
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If you don't go on the date,
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Mandy might be upset with you.
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- Right.
- But if you do go,
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you might feel guilty.
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Right, but if I don't go,
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the new girl's gonna get
stood up, and she'll be mad.
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Georgie, you can't live your life
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afraid that women are
gonna get mad at you.
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It's just what they're born to do.
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Makes sense.
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I'm not a woman. I'm
mad at you right now.
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(suspenseful music playing on TV)
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You watching your Star Trek show?
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I am.
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Mind if I join?
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Not at all. But I must
warn you, it's addictive.
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KIRA: ...taking you into this wormhole.
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We have no idea what we're
dealing with in there.
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- It could be hostile...
- ODO: Major!
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I was found in the Denorios Belt.
242
00:09:04,676 --> 00:09:06,278
Is that one Mr. Spock?
243
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,879
No, there's no Mr. Spock.
244
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,970
This is Deep Space Nine, not TOS.
245
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Sorry, I thought this was Star Trek.
246
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It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.
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Sorry.
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Well, the answers to a lot of
my questions may be somewhere
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on the other side of that wormhole.
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(theme music plays on TV)
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Is that it? Is it over?
253
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Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.
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Oh.
255
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So, is this your mom's car?
256
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Nah. It's mine.
257
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Well, it's very... practical.
258
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What car do you drive?
259
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Toyota.
260
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But my dream car is a Mustang.
261
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Oh, really? I used to have one.
262
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And you traded it in for this?
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Why?
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Well-well...
265
00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:57,275
...I had my reasons.
266
00:09:57,278 --> 00:09:59,964
Oh, you wanted to
look like a soccer mom?
267
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,500
No.
268
00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:04,002
It's-it's good for hauling stuff.
269
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,950
Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?
270
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,271
No, I just needed...
271
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,640
Something big to carry your purse?
272
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,208
Will you let me finish?
273
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,580
(scoffs) Ooh, sorry.
274
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,615
You know that girl at the video store?
275
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,114
The giant, pregnant one?
276
00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:20,519
Yeah.
277
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,988
No.
278
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,958
Yeah.
279
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,993
So, you two are...
280
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,061
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.
281
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,631
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.
282
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,300
- Well, that's not weird.
- Really?
283
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,604
No, it's weird.
284
00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:39,838
(door closes)
285
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,206
- Hey.
- Hi.
286
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,880
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.
287
00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:45,750
No, uh, he's having dinner.
288
00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,379
Y'all fighting again?
289
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,448
- What'd he do?
- Nothing.
290
00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:51,249
So why aren't you at dinner with him?
291
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,451
He's on a date.
292
00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:54,520
Why, that little...
293
00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:56,645
No, it's okay. I told him to.
294
00:10:56,648 --> 00:10:58,113
Why the hell would you do that?
295
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,457
Why are you yelling at me?
296
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,659
Because you got me all riled up,
297
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,260
and I got to point it somewhere.
298
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,862
Look... (sighs)
299
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,931
I have enough going on here
300
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:09,150
without worrying about
being in some relationship.
301
00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:12,504
Plus, Georgie deserves to have a life.
302
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,874
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?
303
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,075
Right.
304
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,426
Huh.
305
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:21,466
I'm gonna go call Dale and pick a fight.
306
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,942
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.
307
00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,216
I'm not.
308
00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:33,571
Just meeting some friends.
309
00:11:33,574 --> 00:11:35,159
Oh, that's nice.
310
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,286
- Yep.
- Oh, so,
311
00:11:36,289 --> 00:11:38,063
I was just getting off work myself.
312
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,689
Oh. Have a good one.
313
00:11:39,692 --> 00:11:42,636
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?
314
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,904
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,
315
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,372
used to be in Weight Watchers,
316
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,707
and now just come here to drink
317
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,509
and bitch about their lives.
318
00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:51,966
That sounds fun.
319
00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:53,802
Does it?
320
00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:57,048
Would you... (sighs) want to join us?
321
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,586
Oh, well... so long
as I'm not butting in.
322
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,454
Well, I have to warn you,
323
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,255
it's kind of a salty group.
324
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,091
I don't want you to be shocked.
325
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,459
You've met my mother.
326
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:10,097
That's true. Come on.
327
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,730
(sighs)
328
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:12,798
Ladies?
329
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,966
Mary here is gonna be joining us.
330
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,934
All right. Fresh meat.
331
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,583
(women laughing)
332
00:12:22,597 --> 00:12:24,196
AMBER: Since we're being so honest,
333
00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:25,498
I should tell you...
334
00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:27,912
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.
335
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,397
- What?
- Yeah. I just said it
336
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,336
'cause I wanted to talk to you again.
337
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,521
So, I didn't scare you off?
338
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,557
Look, it's strange,
339
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,560
but I've got stuff, too.
340
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,863
Like what?
341
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,967
Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this on a first date,
342
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,647
but I'm going through a divorce.
343
00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:52,883
Huh.
344
00:12:52,886 --> 00:12:55,405
I'm sorry. How long were you married?
345
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,541
A year.
346
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,076
Ooh, a whole year.
347
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,747
- Sounds like you really gave it a try.
- (laughs)
348
00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:07,175
Do you still have feelings for him?
349
00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:09,015
Do you still have feelings for her?
350
00:13:09,018 --> 00:13:11,086
Mm, I asked you first.
351
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,292
It's complicated.
352
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,826
Boy, is it.
353
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,029
I went to two full-grown men for advice.
354
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,566
Neither of 'em had a clue.
355
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,000
So my friend said,
356
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,601
"You have so much in common,
357
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,735
you should meet him."
358
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,105
I show up at the restaurant.
359
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,920
(laughing): He's my frigging cousin.
360
00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:30,050
JILL: No.
361
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:31,209
Did you?
362
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,377
No!
363
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,511
(laughing)
364
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,113
All right, Mary, you're up.
365
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,444
Oh, no. I don't have any good stories.
366
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:39,713
Oh, come on, you're married.
367
00:13:39,716 --> 00:13:41,319
You're the only one of us getting any.
368
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,453
Really?
369
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,921
That's what we're talking about?
370
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,261
Married people sex?
371
00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:47,825
Well, George and I have been...
372
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,460
connecting more lately.
373
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,225
JILL AND HELEN: Ooh!
374
00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,272
Details. Now.
375
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:53,664
No, no, no, I can't.
376
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,233
Oh, come on.
377
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,969
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend
378
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,204
she won't tell us about.
379
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,498
Brenda Sparks.
380
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,040
How do I not know this?
381
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,131
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.
382
00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:06,644
Oh, don't go changing the subject.
383
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,047
And... there's no one.
384
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,959
She's lying. There's some guy
385
00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:12,061
that she was sweet on,
386
00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:13,545
but she won't give us any info.
387
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,919
(whispers): I think he's married.
388
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,354
- Mm-hmm.
- (gasps)
389
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,622
He's not.
390
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,090
Oh, interesting.
391
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,525
I thought there was no one.
392
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,228
JILL AND HELEN: Ooh...!
393
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,663
If you like friendly
cats, this next item...
394
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,132
What are you watching?
395
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,270
The crap-I-don't-need channel.
396
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,640
What are you looking at?
397
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,808
Nothing.
398
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,510
He come back yet?
399
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,379
No.
400
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,250
But you don't care 'cause
you're good with this.
401
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,218
I am.
402
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,387
I think.
403
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,256
Second thoughts?
404
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,158
(sighs)
405
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,792
I mean, if it wasn't for the baby,
406
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,394
I never would've seen him again.
407
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,798
But there is a baby.
408
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,219
Yeah.
409
00:15:01,222 --> 00:15:03,067
And he's been so great.
410
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,403
And I keep pushing him away
411
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,272
and pushing him away, and...
412
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,810
he's still there every time I need him.
413
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,511
What the hell am I
doing, sending him off
414
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,998
with another woman?
415
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,198
Yeah.
416
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:17,717
No, I'm asking you.
417
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,158
Oh, um, all right.
418
00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:25,250
Well?!
419
00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:27,022
Give me a minute.
420
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,693
GEORGE SR.: Hey.
421
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,129
You stayed out late.
422
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,898
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.
423
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,167
Well, good for you. Who?
424
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,904
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,
425
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,773
but I missed my window
to make sure. (laughs)
426
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,186
Sounds fun.
427
00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:46,389
It was. Oh... (gasps)
428
00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:48,112
and get this, I got dirt.
429
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,580
Ooh, what kind of dirt?
430
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,150
Brenda has a secret man
431
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,619
that she is hiding from everybody.
432
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,720
Really?
433
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,488
And he might be married.
434
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,958
(chuckling): Really?
435
00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:01,892
Well, who do you think it is?
436
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,294
Oh, I don't know,
437
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,364
but me and the gals are gonna find out.
438
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,498
(chuckles)
439
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,733
What the hell, Brenda?
440
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,000
What the hell, what?
441
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,169
Your friends all know
442
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,737
about your "secret boyfriend"?
443
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,108
You think that's you?
444
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,806
Well...
445
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,600
it's not?
446
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,939
No, George.
447
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,746
Well, who is it?
448
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,181
I didn't tell them.
449
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,382
I'm not gonna tell you.
450
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,550
Okay.
451
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,975
Oh, God.
452
00:16:26,978 --> 00:16:29,620
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?
453
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,755
No.
454
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,157
Good.
455
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,658
Go home to your wife.
456
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,226
I will.
457
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,263
Okay.
458
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,133
(chickens clucking)
459
00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:44,497
Shut up.
460
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,735
SHELDON: Mom.
461
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,867
What is it, Sheldon?
462
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,504
I know you had some
questions about Star Trek,
463
00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:54,044
so I've compiled a detailed guide
464
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,846
outlining all the shows, characters,
465
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,415
and how they fit in a timeline.
466
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,983
Can we do this later?
467
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,351
I've got a headache.
468
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,320
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,
469
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,888
you'll be completely lost when we watch
470
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,723
The Animated Series this afternoon.
471
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,425
Just 20 more minutes.
472
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,528
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.
473
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,297
In the 23rd century,
474
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,999
alien races from around the
galaxy have come together
475
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,965
to form the United
Federation of Planets,
476
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,267
which is... open your eyes...
477
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,406
Headquartered in San Francisco.
478
00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:28,495
Morning.
479
00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:29,730
Good morning.
480
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:31,584
I think I owe you an apology.
481
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,052
Yeah?
482
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,887
You were totally right.
483
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,790
I had a good time with Amber last night.
484
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,759
Oh. Good.
485
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:42,060
- I'm glad.
- Yeah.
486
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,361
We ended up talking for hours.
487
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,996
Turns out we have a lot in common.
488
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,584
So, thank you for
pushing me to ask her out.
489
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:50,173
You're welcome.
490
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:59,803
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