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[LUCIFER GASPING] Who are you?
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I'm your daughter!
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[PANTING] That's impossible.
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And yet here I am.
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[LUCIFER] I never met you before.
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Well, I guess that's what happens
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when you abandon your child
before she's even born.
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- Did not.
- Did too.
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- Did not.
- Did too!
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[SPLUTTERS, LAUGHS] Okay.
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Look, you can't be my daughter
because angels can't procreate.
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Amenadiel did.
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Not helping, Daniel.
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Lucifer, look me in
the eyes and tell me.
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- [SIGHS]
- Tell me I'm not your daughter!
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Will this little paternity test
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get you to holster these wings of death?
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[GRUNTS]
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[EXHALES]
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Thank you.
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[GASPS, PANTS]
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Now...
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[PANTING]
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... can I get you a drink
or a Xanax, maybe?
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Oh! Fine, fine. [EXHALES]
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[SIGHS] I don't believe this.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be.
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- Well, I am!
- Boo!
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Look, I'm sorry that your father
abandoned you. Truly.
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I know how painful that is,
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but I promise you, you
are not my daughter.
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[GRUNTS]
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad you abandoned me.
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[INHALES] Wouldn't want
you to be my dad anyway.
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[WINGS FLAPPING]
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Who was that?
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And how's it possible there's
an angel I've never met?
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I don't know, but you're welcome.
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"You're welcome"?
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Yeah.
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So...
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beam me up!
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Oh, Daniel.
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You know that I want to help you,
but we've been through this before.
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- That's not how it works!
- Yeah, I know.
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I know it's all about my own
guilt, but I figured it out, man.
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You see, I was feeling guilty
for betraying you to Michael,
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but I just saved your life,
so even-steven. Huh?
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Up we go!
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Come on.
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Why am I still here?
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Well, you must feel guilty
about something else.
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[EXHALES]
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Or maybe you actually have no
idea how any of this works.
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As former ruler of Hell, and
soon-to-be ruler of the full monty,
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I believe I'm the only one who knows
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- how any of this works.
- Really?
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Well, you had no idea that you
were able to bring me up to Earth,
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and yet here I am, in the flesh.
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Kind of.
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Of course I knew that. I just
didn't think it was for the best.
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So you did know?
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And yet you still left me
in ping-pong purgatory
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to return Belios' pathetic backhand
for thousands of years?
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Exactly.
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Wow.
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[INHALES] You know what, man?
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You have no idea what's right for me.
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You stay away from me.
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Daniel.
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[SIGHS]
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- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ Can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ I gotta bury the dead ♪
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- Chloe.
- Hi.
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So, since we went to Hell, I've
been thinking a lot about Heaven.
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[CHUCKLES] Like, all night.
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And since you're finally
ready to become God
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and I will be your partner up
there, I have a few questions.
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Do you have a second?
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- I was on my way to see Amenadiel.
- Okay, so number one.
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Time goes much faster in
Hell than it does on Earth,
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so is it the same in Heaven?
I mean, say I'm up there for a year.
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How long am I gone on
Earth, for, like, a minute?
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And then number two,
if that is the case,
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would Trixie even notice
if I'm gone for the day?
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Because I've just been so nervous
to talk to her about this,
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you know, the Heaven of all of it.
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And then speaking of teleportation.
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- We were speaking of teleportation?
- Are you even gonna have time
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to fly me up and down every
time, or are you gonna,
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what, blink your eyes and beam
me up whenever you want to?
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Why does everyone think
"beaming up" is a thing?
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Look, everything is going to be fine.
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Like I keep saying, when I'm
God, I will figure things out.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just, y-you know...
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I have no idea what to expect.
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As you know, when I get
nervous, I investigate.
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I know you do, Detective. [CHUCKLES]
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But there's nothing to be
scared about, I promise.
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I'll be right there beside you.
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Okay.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[EXHALES] I can't believe
this is finally happening.
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[CHUCKLES, GROANS]
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What's wrong?
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Well, I just need to take care of
a little misunderstanding first.
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What happened?
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- Is it Dan? Did you find him?
- No, Daniel is...
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He's fine. Um...
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No, this is something else, which
will be cleared up in no time,
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and then we will be off to Heaven.
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And we will figure things out together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Brother!
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Why haven't you answered my calls?
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There has been a catastrophic
miscarriage of justice.
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Is this another excuse
to put off being God?
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No, no, this is about some rando angel
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flying around, accusing
me of being her father.
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An angel that we don't
know about. Describe her.
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Well, I don't know.
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Early 20s. Resting mean face.
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Loves blaming others.
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Combative, rebellious and
says that I abandoned her.
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Hmm. Sounds like someone I know.
Maybe she is your daughter, Lucy.
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Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you that
angels cannot produce offspring?
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And need I remind you of your nephew?
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[GROANS] Well, that's different.
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You subconsciously wanted
to get closer to humanity,
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so you lost your powers and
made a baby. A human baby.
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This girl's an angel, and I
may do a lot of sinful things,
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but incest is not on the list.
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Well, you have certainly slept
with plenty of humans, so...
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Wait a minute.
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If you made an angel child
with one of them, then...
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then perhaps there's still a chance
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Charlie could grow up to be an angel.
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Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!
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Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty.
Acne, pubes and wings.
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Can we focus on my problem, please?
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Yes, yes, yes, okay.
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Well, Charlie appears to be growing
at a normal human rate.
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So I think we can assume that your
half-human baby would do the same.
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So, the only way that you
could be this girl's father is
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if you were on Earth around 20
years ago when she was conceived.
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And had sex with a woman.
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I just assumed that every
time you were on Earth
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you had sex with a woman.
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Not always a woman, brother.
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True, true.
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Well, were you on
Earth in the late '90s?
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Of course not.
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Who wants to visit the '90s?
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Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed?
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Oh, hang on.
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Hang on, I did pop up to
celebrate the end of the '90s.
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Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami.
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Epic party. Lots of bodies,
very few clothes.
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It's starting to sound like
congratulations are in order.
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Keep the champagne corked, brother.
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She is not my daughter.
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♪ I'm feeling that ♪
♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪
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♪ Love how you vibe on it ♪
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♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪
♪ Like a song on repeat ♪
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Hey, Daddy.
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No, that's where you're
mistaken, buddy boy.
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I am here to prove that I...
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am nobody's daddy.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ My head is in the clouds ♪
♪ That's where I stay at ♪
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♪ I'm never coming down ♪
♪ It's just my place, yeah! ♪
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♪ No, you can't touch me now ♪
♪ From outer space, yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm never slowing down... ♪
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Wait, so nobody can see me?
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Hey!
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What's up, everybody?
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So no one can hear me?
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Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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This really sucks. [PANTING]
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[SIGHS]
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Ella. Yes!
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If any human can see me, you can.
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You're the most spiritual
person I know. Yes!
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Ella! It's me.
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It's Dan.
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Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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[SHOUTS] Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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Dan, is that you?
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Wait, can you smell me? [GASPS, SNIFFS]
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[EXHALES] You recognize
my Axe body wash?
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Is that what it is? This is great!
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This is great! I'm right here, look!
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- Smell that, come on!
- Oh, man.
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Not only does this report say
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that you are just a regular old bullfrog
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with zero traces of the supernatural,
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you are also stinking up my lab,
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Dan.
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- [FROG CROAKING]
- [SIGHS]
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Thanks for the false hope, buddy.
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And just so you know,
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she only named you "Dan"
because she misses me.
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[CROAKING]
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Can you see me?
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Hey.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I feel it too, little guy.
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My sixth sense? Off the charts.
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It's like an M. Night Shyamalan
movie up in here.
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I don't know what's going on,
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but I'm gonna figure it out.
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[GASPS] It's me.
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[CHUCKLES] Ella, it's me!
That's what you're sensing.
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I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please!
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But first, you, my slimy friend,
are in serious need of a spa day.
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Whoo!
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Ella.
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- [CHLOE] Linda!
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Yes, hello.
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Linda.
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[CHLOE AND LINDA] Hi!
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Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?
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Um, I haven't seen him.
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Is everything okay?
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[CHLOE] Oh, um, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
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He just had to run a little errand
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before we start our new job in Heaven.
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You're worried he's
putting it off again?
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No, but it's a little weird he hasn't
returned my texts or calls.
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I mean, I'm nervous about the
God thing, so maybe he is too.
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He's probably just off somewhere
trying to deal with that.
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It's just, he hasn't done this since...
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February 2, 2017.
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Mm-hmm.
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When he disappeared to Vegas
and married Candy Morningstar.
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Mm-hmm.
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But what are the chances
he'd run off to Vegas
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and marry a stripper twice?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay, but maybe... maybe what
you're really worried about
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is maintaining your hard-fought
level of communication and trust.
252
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,669
Yeah, I mean, our relationship,
our partnership has come so far.
253
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,660
I just... I just don't know
254
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,383
why he wouldn't just
tell me what he's up to.
255
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,354
Well, you're both past the
point of guessing games.
256
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,470
Why don't you ask him?
257
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,806
Right. Yes, I can... I'll just find...
258
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,018
Find out where he is, and,
yeah, I'll just ask him.
259
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,280
There's, um... [CHUCKLES]
this app I have
260
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,110
that sort of just tells me where he is.
261
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,573
[CHIMES]
262
00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,652
He's where?
263
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,948
[MAZIKEEN] So I just sent
you the info you wanted,
264
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,954
but you gotta tell me
what this is about.
265
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,446
Call it a finder's fee.
266
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,037
A young lady playing "Pin
the tail on the daddy"
267
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,583
picked me as the ass.
268
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,286
Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,
269
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,956
or you'd have what, 10,000
Lucifer juniors running around?
270
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,296
Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous.
271
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,511
Well, you did come down here
for one night in the '90s
272
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,092
and managed to orgy
it up with 36 people.
273
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,638
It was Y2K!
274
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,471
People were getting jiggy with
it left, right and center.
275
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,637
[SCOFFS] Anyway, did you
manage to locate the women
276
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,766
who gave birth to daughters
nine months later?
277
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,653
Yeah, addresses for the four
women are in your inbox.
278
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,861
Número uno is the only
one still in Miami.
279
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,202
A dance teacher.
Ana Christina Perez Del Rio.
280
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,300
Excellent.
281
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,739
All I have to do is verify that
none of those women's daughters
282
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,870
are the girl that showed up at the
penthouse, then it'll be clear.
283
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,720
There's no way that kid is mine.
284
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,539
Can't wait to watch the
rerun on Jerry Springer.
285
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,550
Very funny.
286
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,381
- [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [WOMAN] Great job!
287
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,249
Work it, work it!
288
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,085
More hips. Move those hips, come on!
289
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,594
Nice job.
290
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,176
[CHUCKLES] Yes!
291
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,601
Lucifer?
292
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,269
I never thought I'd see you again.
You haven't changed a bit.
293
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,979
Well, last time I saw you, you were
a Denver Broncos cheerleader.
294
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,481
- Well...
- [LAUGHING] Oh.
295
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,397
- Yes.
- We need to talk.
296
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,069
- I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips.
- [LAUGHING]
297
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,363
I have missed your jokes. Mmm!
298
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,157
- And a lot of other things too.
- I'm sure you have.
299
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,995
People change. Except you, apparently.
300
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,710
Ugh. Well, I certainly hope
I'm the same childless man
301
00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:36,289
I was back in '99.
302
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,047
Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?
303
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,129
Immortality.
304
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,721
You should check out our next class.
305
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,718
- I'm here on business and not pleasure.
- Oh.
306
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,051
Is this your daughter?
307
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,307
Kind of hard to tell.
308
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,018
How about now?
309
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,099
What are you playing at?
310
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,772
Well, I'm trying to prove that your
daughter isn't also my daughter,
311
00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,324
so if you wouldn't mind showing
me a photograph or a picture...
312
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,540
No need to worry, Lucifer,
313
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,189
I always triple-checked
my IUD before an orgy.
314
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,618
Lovely, I'm sure you did.
Irrespective of that, uh, a picture?
315
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,738
Uh, or a tattoo. [SCOFFS]
316
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,906
Thank me. I'm not the dad.
317
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,575
One down, three to disprove.
I'm not the father. [CHUCKLES]
318
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,545
[SIGHS] Well, she looks
refreshingly unfamiliar.
319
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,214
Thank me, I'm not the dad!
320
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,844
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
I mean, yeah, you? A father?
321
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,212
That'd be disastrous.
322
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,418
I beg your pardon.
323
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,007
You're not the sticking-around type.
324
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,092
No offense.
325
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,973
Offense taken.
326
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,965
I'd be a great father,
thank you very much.
327
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,307
In fact, I'm about to
be World's Best Dad
328
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,442
to seven billion people. So...
329
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,730
Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad,
330
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,316
maybe there's still time.
331
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,741
My divorce just finalized,
332
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,820
and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.
333
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,827
I... I'm sorry, but I'm
not that same male slut
334
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,960
that you had sex with many,
many times that night.
335
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,458
I do stick around these days.
336
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:01,169
Eliza, what are you doing? I told
you, I've evolved! [CHUCKLES]
337
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,877
Lucifer!
338
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,053
You haven't changed at all.
339
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,261
[SPLUTTERS]
340
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,600
- Chloe!
- I can't believe
341
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,080
you were halfway across the country,
342
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,640
and you didn't even tell me.
343
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:16,390
- I thought you were better than this.
- Better than what?
344
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,523
Than running off again.
What'd you marry her too?
345
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,362
I'm just here to prove she's not
the mother of my illegitimate child.
346
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,818
Child? What child?
347
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,946
[SIGHS] Look, a young lady
broke into my penthouse,
348
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,488
acting like the devil's spawn
and claiming to be one, to boot.
349
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,204
- But angels can't...
- Exactly.
350
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,719
- Except Amenadiel because...
- Right.
351
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,308
So the woman who came to see you...
352
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,914
Is deeply confused, precisely.
353
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,168
Hmm?
354
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,459
- So, we're all good now, right?
- No.
355
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,054
No, we're not all good.
356
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,299
All this talk about being partners.
357
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,659
Why would you keep this from me?
358
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,221
I didn't see the need to upset you.
359
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,639
- I'm not upset.
- [GLASS CRACKS]
360
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,354
Well, your super strength
is suggesting otherwise.
361
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,694
Look, I am sorry.
I should have told you.
362
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,645
Just promise me, no more secrets, okay?
363
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,276
Absolutely. I promise.
364
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,640
[INHALES] Good news is,
365
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,703
there's only one woman
left on the list, so...
366
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:16,492
What list?
367
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,202
Uh...
368
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,592
- Lucifer, are you still here?
- [MAZIKEEN] Oh, no.
369
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,668
This is giving me, like, generic
demon bounty-hunter vibes.
370
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,126
I wanna feel special.
371
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,680
[SIGHS] Oh, Maze! Thank God.
372
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,932
I have been looking for
someone to talk to all day.
373
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,766
I mean, I went to visit Ella.
Of course, she couldn't see me.
374
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,063
But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze?
375
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,147
Maze?
376
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,815
Maze.
377
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,991
I don't get it.
378
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,744
I don't get it.
379
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,160
Dan the stupid frog can
see me, but you can't.
380
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,869
Can somebody please, please
just tell me the rules?
381
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,331
Mnh-mnh. No, way less
peg on the ankle, Milan.
382
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,833
I don't wanna look like Dan.
383
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,205
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yes,
that would be a tragedy.
384
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,422
Poor guy.
385
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,342
His pants were always so tight.
386
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,880
That's all you have to say, huh?
387
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,297
The first time anyone said anything
about me since I got back,
388
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,755
except to name a stupid frog after me,
389
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,016
is to take a dump on my fashion sense?
390
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,139
Well, you know what?
I am glad you can't see me!
391
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,598
And another thing!
392
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:31,027
Everybody knows that LA is
way too hot for leather!
393
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,571
- Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov.
- [BABY CRYING]
394
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,907
- [ALL] Mazel tov!
- [MAN LAUGHS]
395
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,372
I haven't been to a bris
since little baby Sigmund's.
396
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,124
- Really?
- Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip.
397
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,667
- [CHUCKLING]
- [BABY CRYING]
398
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,750
So Maze said the last person
on the list works here?
399
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,257
Hmm. Esther Barnum. [SIGHS]
400
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,173
And there she is.
401
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,221
Well, a rabbi. I can see why you
two would have a special connection.
402
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,098
Hmm?
403
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,773
[CHUCKLES] No, our special connection
404
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,023
lasted about 15 very shallow minutes.
405
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815
I doubt I even made an impression.
406
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,898
Lucifer!
407
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,452
- Oh.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
408
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:23,118
I have waited 22 years to tell you
how much you changed my life.
409
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,544
- [CHLOE] Oh.
- Uh, for the worse?
410
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,382
[CHUCKLES] No!
You left a mark on my soul.
411
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,165
Oh.
412
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213
You're the reason I became a rabbi.
413
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,134
Oh. Because I brought
out her deepest desires.
414
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,816
[LAUGHS] It could've happened to anyone.
415
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,473
Yes, it's lovely to see
you again, Esther.
416
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,474
Um, if you wouldn't mind showing
us a photograph of your daughter...
417
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,892
Not in a creepy way.
418
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:47,977
... then we'll be off.
419
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,020
Is this about Mira?
420
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,475
- Mira?
- You heard from her? Did you find her?
421
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,030
Um, did something happen to her?
422
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,663
She ran away, five years ago.
423
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,909
- I even hired a private detective.
- Hmm.
424
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,082
This is one of the last
pictures I have of her.
425
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,951
Oh, well, that settles it.
426
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,498
I'll take "I am not the father"
for 200 please, Alex.
427
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,172
You barely even looked at the photo.
428
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,119
I don't need to, because
the girl in my penthouse
429
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,530
had pink streaks in her hair,
430
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,132
heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.
431
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,554
- That sounds like Mira.
- It does?
432
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,643
She was always a troubled
girl. Upset a lot.
433
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,929
- And she always wanted to dye her hair.
- Oh.
434
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,391
Why did Mira run away?
435
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,289
She was looking for her father.
436
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:31,240
And you named me as the unlucky chap?
437
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,901
To be honest, I don't
know who her dad is.
438
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,203
- I was a different person back then.
- Hmm. Me too.
439
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,410
I tried to be enough for Mira, but...
440
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,785
she wanted answers.
441
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913
Missing a child,
442
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,746
it's like missing a part of yourself
that can never be replaced.
443
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,580
- [LUCIFER SIGHING]
- Well, as a mother myself,
444
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,005
I can't imagine what
you're going through.
445
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,182
We will help you find your daughter.
446
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,636
Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter...
447
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,643
[INHALES] ... who definitely,
448
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,265
definitely isn't my daughter. [CHUCKLES]
449
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,653
[ESTHER SIGHS]
450
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,645
["NO SLEEP" BY KINDER PLAYING]
451
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,994
♪ On and on and ♪
452
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,740
♪ I love the things
you do in the night ♪
453
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,278
♪ So we'll sleep next time ♪
454
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,826
♪ Streets are dead ♪
♪ Stores don't stay open ♪
455
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,502
♪ Eyes are red... ♪
456
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,790
Amenadiel.
457
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,705
You're an angel. You can see me, right?
458
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,675
Amenadiel! Please, come on, man!
I just want my friends back.
459
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,259
Amenadiel!
460
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,255
[EXHALES]
461
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,851
[SIGHS] This sucks!
462
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,850
- [EXHALES]
- Dan?
463
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,149
Dan, is that you?
464
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,443
Wait, you... [CHUCKLES] You can see me?
465
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,647
- Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here?
- No, no, no!
466
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,028
Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did.
467
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,825
- Oh, I heard about her.
- Yeah, man, she just left me here.
468
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,329
She left me here without
explaining any of the stupid rules.
469
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,852
Well, what have you been doing, man?
470
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,043
I mean, have you... have
you seen Trixie? Chloe?
471
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,384
No! No, no, no, man.
472
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,750
You know, I... I kind
of wanted to figure out
473
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,127
what being a ghost really...
really meant first, you know?
474
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,350
I mean, I didn't wanna
give Trixie a coronary,
475
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,255
popping out of the bathroom
mirror or something. [CHUCKLES]
476
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,590
Were you just studying police
procedure? [CHUCKLES]
477
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:33,623
[AMENADIEL] Yeah.
478
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,050
Yeah, man, I made it into
the Academy, thanks to you.
479
00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:38,086
[DAN] What?
480
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,450
Yeah, it meant a lot to me,
you submitting my application.
481
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,700
- [LAUGHS]
- Uh...
482
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,217
That's great, man. That's great.
483
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,741
Hey, I'm so...
484
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,183
I'm so sorry about getting
upset with you before.
485
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,750
You know, I've been feeling so
bad about the fight that we had
486
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:56,918
right before you...
487
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,629
Died?
488
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,338
Yeah.
489
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,052
Yeah, man.
490
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,932
I've been feeling bad
about that too, man.
491
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,009
- That's why I didn't come visit you.
- Yeah, yeah.
492
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,351
You don't have to explain.
493
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,716
Really. It's okay.
494
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,097
[EXHALES]
495
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,774
- I love you, man.
- [CHUCKLES]
496
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,065
Right. You're a soul without a body.
497
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,779
Yep, and I guess only angels can see me.
498
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,530
[MAZIKEEN] What's up, Dan?
499
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,327
Wait, what? Wait, you
can actually see me now?
500
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,160
Yeah, I could see you
all along. Duh, it's me.
501
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,906
[LAUGHS] Damn it, Maze.
502
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,582
I might've figured this out earlier
if you hadn't screwed with me.
503
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,753
Demon love. It's so confusing.
504
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,796
- Yeah. You should know.
- [DAN CHUCKLES]
505
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,469
Oh, man, I'm just so happy I
can actually talk to you guys.
506
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,340
I don't know why Lucifer didn't
bring you back, man, but it's...
507
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,758
it's great to see you, Dan.
508
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,176
Yeah, we really missed you, bro.
509
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,099
Oh, man.
510
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,519
I missed you guys too.
511
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,227
- Hmm?
- [MAZIKEEN] Aah!
512
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,613
[LAUGHING]
513
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400
[MAZIKEEN] Shit. Yeah.
514
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,242
- [CHLOE SIGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
515
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,496
- Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways.
- [CHUCKLES]
516
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,619
Please ensure your table
is in the upright position.
517
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,876
- I know mine is.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
518
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,288
Huh. Hey, Lucifer...
519
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,963
um, have you flown anyone else before?
520
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,132
Only Maze.
521
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,086
Oh, and Amenadiel once.
522
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,177
He killed a goose with
his face, Fabio-style.
523
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,892
It was the highlight of
my day. [CHUCKLES]
524
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,814
Oh, if it's any consolation,
525
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,352
it's much more romantic
with you in my arms.
526
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,148
Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking...
527
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,070
About other things we can try in
midair? Yes, me too. [LAUGHS]
528
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,450
No, no, about how you've been
keeping all this from me
529
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,858
'cause you didn't wanna upset me.
530
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,449
That's what I said, yes.
531
00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:54,880
Okay, well, you know,
it took you a while
532
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:57,582
to realize your feelings for me.
533
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,792
So, maybe way deep down
534
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,214
you know that you and Esther
have a thing together.
535
00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:05,880
I mean, it's looking pretty possible
536
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,401
that you actualized a child with her.
537
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,972
Mira is not my daughter.
538
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:13,009
Okay, but if you and Esther did
have a thing, it's totally fine.
539
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,555
Totally okay. Not like I didn't
have any relationships before you.
540
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,730
You know, I was... I was married to Dan.
541
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,888
So, just so you know,
you can tell me about it.
542
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:23,660
Right. Well, there has
and never will be anything
543
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,267
between Esther and I, okay?
544
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,897
Okay, okay.
545
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,202
Well, then why do I feel like you're
still keeping secrets from me?
546
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,778
What secrets?
547
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,493
[CHUCKLES] You know everything.
548
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:37,203
A young woman accused me of being
her father and then rage-flew away.
549
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,405
What? She's an angel?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
550
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,417
[GASPS] I... I don't know.
I must have been distracted,
551
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,460
what with the death threats and
Daniel coming back to Earth.
552
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,338
What?
553
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,507
Dan...
554
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,133
is...
555
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,682
is on Earth?
556
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,852
[SIGHS] Yes, but he's a ghost
557
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,931
so you... you can't see him anyway.
558
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,687
[SPLUTTERS, SIGHS]
559
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,145
Okay, I... I thought we were past
the point of keeping secrets.
560
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,943
But you clearly cannot help yourself.
561
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,907
Why is that? I mean,
I gave up everything.
562
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,819
I gave up everything to be your partner.
563
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,327
We are past keeping secrets.
564
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,569
Then why wouldn't you tell
me that you have a daughter?
565
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,619
'Cause it isn't true!
566
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,124
I can't keep a secret if I don't
know what the secret is!
567
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,706
But you keep keeping secrets!
568
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,711
[EXCLAIMS, SIGHS]
569
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,344
[PANTING]
570
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,131
Look, look, I know you're upset.
571
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:36,135
But right now I think we need to
focus on why we're here, okay?
572
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,518
Yes, let's focus on why we're here.
573
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,601
Right.
574
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,351
So the PI that Esther hired
575
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,938
said that he'd heard
Mira had worked here,
576
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,284
but the trail went cold.
577
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,068
So, let's find out why, shall we?
578
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,816
After you.
579
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,365
[SIGHS]
580
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,711
Hi, there. Excuse me, sir.
Have you, um, seen this girl?
581
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,790
No.
582
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,099
[CHLOE] Uh, it might
have been a while ago.
583
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,171
I can't help you.
584
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,383
Well, she's much angstier-looking
now. Uh, bits of pink in her hair.
585
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,757
Wings, apparently. [CLEARS THROAT]
586
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,804
We're told that she used to work here.
587
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,888
No.
588
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,558
Uh, what about at the diner?
589
00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:28,376
No.
590
00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:31,711
Well, could she have maybe
have worked out there,
591
00:27:31,712 --> 00:27:33,323
at the avocado stand?
592
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,491
No, I ran those dirty hippies
out over a year ago.
593
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,740
Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance.
594
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,662
If you've run out of
questions, I'm busy.
595
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,582
Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I...
596
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,541
No. You know, we will take one of these.
597
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,622
And thanks so much for your time.
598
00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,098
- I was just about to mojo him.
- I didn't wanna tip him off.
599
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,348
What are we tipping?
600
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,016
He said that he hadn't seen anyone
from the avocado farm in a year.
601
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,230
If that's the case, then
why is he selling this?
602
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231
[LUCIFER] Holy guacamole.
603
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,234
He was lying to us. It's theirs.
604
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,605
Hide one truth, you're probably
hiding something else.
605
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,736
Well, I wonder what
that something else is.
606
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,584
Looks like we have some hippies to find.
607
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,660
[LUCIFER EXHALES]
608
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,132
[WOMEN CHATTERING]
609
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,593
Very Once Upon a Time
in Hollywood, isn't it?
610
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,764
- [CHLOE] Hmm.
- Hello, there!
611
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,553
[WOMAN] Oh, go, go, go!
612
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:45,676
We're just looking for a young
lady, about 21, 22 years old.
613
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,887
Goes by the name of Mira.
614
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,153
We, um, have a photo of her here,
if you wanna come take a look.
615
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:56,111
No one's in trouble. Promise.
We're just worried about her.
616
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,110
[WOMAN] Did you say Mira?
617
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,212
[GUN COCKS]
618
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:19,120
All right, I'm gonna grant you two
seconds to get off my property!
619
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,759
I'd point that somewhere
else if I were you.
620
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,189
You don't know who you're dealing with.
621
00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:23,449
What, you cops or something?
622
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,140
[SPLUTTERS]
623
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,141
Well, actually, I'm about
to be Supreme Being,
624
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,144
and she's about to be
First Lady to all things.
625
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,726
If you ain't cops, get the hell
off my land or I call the cops.
626
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,852
I'll call social services.
627
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,097
I'm sure they'd love to see
what's going on around here.
628
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,073
Everyone's here by choice.
629
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,201
[LUCIFER] Is that so?
Let's ask them, shall we?
630
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,398
Tell me, young lady...
631
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,778
what is it you desire?
632
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,287
- I wanna go home!
- Shut up! Get back inside!
633
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,579
[WOMAN SHOUTS, PANTS]
634
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,833
How dare you treat
these children this way!
635
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,012
I've shot trespassers
before. I'll do it again.
636
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,005
[EXHALES]
637
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,468
- [GRUNTS]
- [CHLOE] Lucifer!
638
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,885
Lucifer. [SHUDDERS]
639
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:11,975
Lucifer!
640
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,982
- Lucifer!
- [GASPS]
641
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,522
[CHLOE] Oh, my God, are you okay?
642
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,185
What, yeah? I'm fine, but... [PANTING]
643
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,074
... this Neanderthal has
soiled my Di Stefano.
644
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:22,694
[EXHALES]
645
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,736
Oh, dear.
646
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,043
You don't still have Amenadiel's
necklace, do you?
647
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,459
Oh! [PANTING]
648
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,499
- [SHOUTS]
- ["YOU AIN'T WOMAN ENOUGH" PLAYING]
649
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,670
[GRUNTING]
650
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,459
[MAN GROANS]
651
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,588
[GRUNTING]
652
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,759
[GRUNTS]
653
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,295
Oh!
654
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,557
[SHOUTING]
655
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,141
Whoa!
656
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,350
- [GROANS]
- [SHOUTS]
657
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,065
[GROANS]
658
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:05,905
♪ 'Cause you ain't woman enough ♪
♪ To take my man ♪
659
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,529
- [EXHALES]
- [GRUNTS]
660
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,946
Now their parents can't protect them,
so you'll have to deal with me!
661
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,156
Okay, Lucifer, put him down.
662
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,416
What did you do with Mira?
Did you hurt her too?
663
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,418
[SHUDDERING] She's not here.
664
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,090
- Then where is she? Tell me!
- [MAN SHUDDERING]
665
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,089
It's okay. We got him.
666
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,506
Then where is she?
667
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,966
We will find her.
668
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,931
We will.
669
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,398
Thank you.
670
00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:43,940
So, most of the kids are runaways.
671
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,235
They were forced to
work in the orchards.
672
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,741
They weren't able to leave or
call their friends or family.
673
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,414
What's gonna happen to them?
674
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:56,082
[HUFFS] Be reconnected with
loved ones or find safe homes.
675
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,625
[LUCIFER] Right. Well,
there's no sign of Mira.
676
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,880
Perhaps she didn't end
up here, after all.
677
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,962
[CHLOE] Yeah.
678
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,643
Um, this... this drawing...
679
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,274
[CHLOE] It's almost identical
to the one in the photo.
680
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,813
Did Mira draw it?
681
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,482
Mira.
682
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,975
The girl that I'm looking for,
did she draw this picture?
683
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,238
We don't mean Mira any harm,
but she was here, wasn't she?
684
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:39,084
[EXHALES] Do you know where she is now?
685
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,594
Um, she met a guy online.
686
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,211
She ran away to be with him.
687
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,337
Oh, wonderful.
688
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,183
She goes from a cult to a relationship
with an online stranger.
689
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,219
- I don't know what's worse.
- Uh, do you know the guy's name?
690
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,222
Um...
691
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,431
Rob Daniell, I think.
692
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,148
Mira mentioned something
about San Francisco.
693
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,266
Okay, great. Thank you.
694
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:04,982
[LUCIFER] Thank you.
695
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,566
Oh, and...
696
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,486
if you need anything, anything at all,
697
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,485
just say a little prayer.
698
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,283
I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground
type of God.
699
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,411
[EXHALES]
700
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,830
Great, thank you.
701
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,377
So, I have an address for a
Rob Daniell in San Francisco.
702
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,526
Great. Shall we?
703
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:30,680
Well, actually, um...
I'll send you the address,
704
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,007
but I think maybe you
should go on your own.
705
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,354
You're not still mad
about Esther, are you?
706
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,560
No, no, I... I thought you were
hiding feelings for Esther,
707
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,192
but I saw you back there.
708
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,811
How you reacted. I...
709
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,766
I think I know why you were
so scared. [SPLUTTERS]
710
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,738
You think that Mira might actually
be your daughter, don't you?
711
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,822
Chloe...
712
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,289
I mean, what if she actually is?
713
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,408
That means I let all
of this happen to her.
714
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,615
This is not your fault, Lucifer.
You didn't know.
715
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,826
Well, does that even matter?
716
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,665
What matters is what
you do going forward,
717
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,002
or what we do.
718
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,804
"We"?
719
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,260
If you go to San Francisco
720
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,179
and Mira is the girl who showed
up at your penthouse...
721
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,179
if she really is your daughter,
722
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,306
we will figure this out together, okay?
723
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,480
As partners.
724
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,482
[BOTH SIGH]
725
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,685
I may not be certain of a lot right now,
726
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,483
but one thing is for sure.
727
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,645
I have never loved anyone the
way I love you, Chloe Decker.
728
00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:42,792
Go find her.
729
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,570
Oh, bloody hell.
730
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,042
Pervert.
731
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,250
What are you, 72?
732
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,880
I don't know what's going on,
but for the record, I'm 43.
733
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,841
- Where is she?
- Hey, get out of my house!
734
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,000
Mira!
735
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,587
- Mira!
- [WOMAN] Dad?
736
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,638
You're not the girl from my penthouse.
737
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,817
[SIGHS] Who are you?
738
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,494
Not Mira's father.
739
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,702
I am, and I'm gonna call
the cops if you don't leave.
740
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,162
You're Mira's father?
741
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,584
Uh, I thought you were
some basement-dweller,
742
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,293
catfishing young ladies on
the Internet. [CHUCKLES]
743
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,214
[GROANS] Right.
744
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,592
[EXHALES] I... I owe you
an apology. Both of you.
745
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,092
This has, uh, been an
embarrassing mistake.
746
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,679
Uh, Mira?
747
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,892
Call your mother.
She's worried about you.
748
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,058
She is?
749
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,193
Hmm.
750
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,227
I thought about contacting
her a million times,
751
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,315
but I was so angry when I ran away.
752
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,490
I said such awful things, I just...
753
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,820
I didn't think she wanted to see me.
754
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:42,196
She never stopped looking for you.
755
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:47,500
I'll call her today. [CHUCKLES]
756
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,920
Right. [CLEARS THROAT]
757
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,078
Wait. How do you know my mother?
758
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,020
Uh, there's a chance
759
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,629
I thought I might owe her
18 years of child support
760
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,335
due to 15 shallow minutes
at a Super Bowl orgy.
761
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,099
- You must be Lucifer Morningstar.
- [LUCIFER] Hmm.
762
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,890
I spent years looking into the men
who could have been my father,
763
00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,024
and you're the only one I couldn't find.
764
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,501
Well, that's because I was in Hell.
765
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,271
Not exactly on Google
Maps, is it? [CHUCKLES]
766
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,526
But I'm glad that you
found your real father.
767
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,240
The best day of my life when
she showed up on my doorstep.
768
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,243
Well, not at first, to be honest.
I thought I was being scammed.
769
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,406
Well, what changed your mind?
How did you realize that she was yours?
770
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:34,500
I think it was the first moment
I looked into her eyes. [EXHALES]
771
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,755
- Just felt it in my gut.
- [CHUCKLES]
772
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,878
["DON'T LET ME GO" BY
CIGARETTES AFTER SEX PLAYING]
773
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,356
♪ When I was young ♪
774
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:03,608
♪ I thought the world of you... ♪
775
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,698
[CRYING]
776
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,997
[CHLOE SHUSHING]
777
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,173
I miss my daddy.
778
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,508
[CHLOE] I know you do.
779
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,009
[CRYING CONTINUES]
780
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512
♪ Don't let me go ♪
781
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:30,805
♪ Stay by my side ♪
782
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,976
♪ Don't let me go ♪
783
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,822
♪ Stay with me still... ♪
784
00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:42,952
[DAN] Take me back.
785
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,493
Take you back where?
786
00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,748
To Hell.
787
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,918
I know why you didn't
bring me up here, Lucifer.
788
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,002
Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie and
not being able to hug them, it's...
789
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,456
it's worse than Hell.
790
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,683
[SIGHS] Just please,
please take me back.
791
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,843
Daniel...
792
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,759
I'm so sorry, but...
793
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,476
once you reached the mortal plane,
you became intangible. I...
794
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,939
I can't carry you back,
even if I wanted to.
795
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,572
And I do, believe me.
796
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,608
So what, I'm just stuck here?
797
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,276
[HUFFS]
798
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:25,695
[SCOFFS]
799
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,202
I could kill the stupid angel
who brought me up here.
800
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,663
Don't blame her.
801
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,954
- She was just looking for me.
- Yeah, to kill you.
802
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,538
No, I'm not sure she
knows the whole story.
803
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:42,085
And neither do I, for that matter,
because if I'd known she existed,
804
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,801
there's no way I...
805
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,930
Well, let's just say
I know better than anyone
806
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,432
what it's like to grow up
with an absent father.
807
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,477
Wait, are you saying...
808
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,146
Lucifer, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
809
00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,531
When I stared into her eyes...
810
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,238
it was...
811
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,196
it was so familiar.
812
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,750
Like I knew her.
813
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,831
Like I...
814
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,503
Like I knew her.
815
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,882
I don't know how it's
possible, Daniel, but...
816
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,716
she's my daughter.
817
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,715
[EXHALES] W-Wow, this is...
818
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,786
That's great, man.
819
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,429
[LUCIFER EXHALES]
820
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,727
Congratulations. I... I...
I mean, having a daughter, it's...
821
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,562
[SIGHS] it's the best.
822
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,400
I think I may well have
screwed my chance
823
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:45,317
of making things up with her by...
824
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,781
[INHALES] ... acting like an utter dick.
825
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,783
Yeah, but you gotta try, man.
826
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,680
I mean, if there's one thing that...
827
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:56,076
that I've learned coming back is that...
828
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,231
you gotta take advantage of the
time you have with your kids
829
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,288
before it all goes away.
830
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,590
And you're lucky because...
because she's still out there.
831
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,673
Somewhere.
832
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,103
Go get her.
833
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,982
I will.
834
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,940
[CHUCKLES] I will.
835
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,030
Only problem is she could
have flown anywhere by now.
836
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,150
[HUFFS]
837
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,449
[SIGHS]
838
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,658
[CHLOE] Night, sweetie.
839
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,463
[WIND WHISTLING]
840
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,285
[THUNDER RUMBLING IN THE DISTANCE]
841
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,308
Lucifer?
842
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,110
Dan?
843
00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,823
[SIGHS]
844
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,448
[SHUDDERS, EXHALES]
845
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
[GASPS]
846
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,477
[PANTING]
847
00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:24,043
Who are you?
848
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,003
[SIGHS]
849
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,804
Hi, Mom.
850
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,931
[SNIFFLES]
851
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,040
"Mom"?
852
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:43,050
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