1 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:04,814 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:07,082 ( theme music playing ) 3 00:00:15,577 --> 00:00:17,214 ( Knocking at door ) 4 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,556 - Hi. - Good evening. 5 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:21,994 ( Laughs ) 6 00:00:23,165 --> 00:00:25,469 - I'm running a little late. - Okay. 7 00:00:25,504 --> 00:00:26,907 I need five minutes. 8 00:00:26,941 --> 00:00:28,744 Man on tv: Welcome, designers! 9 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:32,454 You've heard the expression "she'd even look great in a potato sack"? 10 00:00:32,488 --> 00:00:35,227 Well, you're going to prove that point with this challenge. 11 00:00:35,262 --> 00:00:39,837 You will be creating a party-worthy look out of burlap... 12 00:00:44,081 --> 00:00:45,450 - Oh. - Hi. 13 00:00:45,484 --> 00:00:47,889 - Hi. - My name is Greg. 14 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,391 - Is it? - Yes. 15 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,895 - My name is Larry. - Hi. 16 00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:52,330 A great pleasure to meet you. 17 00:00:52,365 --> 00:00:54,935 - Oh, thank you. - You're very welcome. 18 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:57,975 - So what are you drawing? - Oh, I'm just doodling. 19 00:00:58,009 --> 00:01:00,679 That's a Hitler mustache. That's Hitler hair. 20 00:01:00,713 --> 00:01:03,851 - What's a Hitler? - Hitler was a bad man. 21 00:01:03,886 --> 00:01:06,056 - A bad man? - A very bad man. 22 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,093 - Oh my God. - Yes, he started a war. 23 00:01:08,127 --> 00:01:11,599 He didn't-- He didn't really care for Jews. 24 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:13,602 He thought they were a bit much. 25 00:01:13,636 --> 00:01:16,107 ( Scoffs ) I would kick his butt. 26 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:17,643 - Would you? - Yes. 27 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:20,147 Good for you. What-- What are you watching in there? 28 00:01:20,182 --> 00:01:22,318 "Project Runway." 29 00:01:22,352 --> 00:01:24,488 - Good show. - And what do you like about it? 30 00:01:24,522 --> 00:01:27,126 The fashion! 31 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,329 It's like the best show ever. 32 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:32,401 - You like fashion? - Yes, I do. 33 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:34,738 Hmm. 34 00:01:34,772 --> 00:01:36,707 Ooh, what's that right there? 35 00:01:36,742 --> 00:01:39,379 Oh, that's called a swastika. 36 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:42,116 I like how the lines just go straight 37 00:01:42,151 --> 00:01:43,785 and then up and then down 38 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,922 and then straight and then up and then down. 39 00:01:45,956 --> 00:01:47,457 It's beautiful. 40 00:01:47,492 --> 00:01:51,464 My birthday's coming up in a week, so can you get me one? 41 00:01:51,498 --> 00:01:53,500 - A swastika? - Yeah. 42 00:01:53,534 --> 00:01:55,770 Uh, I-- I don't know, Greg. I'll have to think about that. 43 00:01:55,804 --> 00:01:57,606 They should start selling them 44 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,542 in every gift shop in New York City. 45 00:01:59,576 --> 00:02:01,411 I don't think Jews would like that. 46 00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:04,049 Get a life, Jews! 47 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,719 Hmm. Yeah. 48 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:08,221 Okay. 49 00:02:08,256 --> 00:02:10,424 Uh, is your mom ready? 50 00:02:10,459 --> 00:02:12,193 Okay, sweetie, Nana's waiting for you. 51 00:02:12,228 --> 00:02:14,330 - She's gonna give you a bath, okay? - Okay. 52 00:02:14,364 --> 00:02:17,368 - Okay. - Take good care of her. Bye. 53 00:02:17,402 --> 00:02:18,869 ( Laughs ) Thanks. 54 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,572 He's something else, isn't he? 55 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,775 - That's an understatement. - Aw. 56 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,277 - So, are you ready? - Ready. 57 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,847 So Susie tells me you're quite a piano player. 58 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,683 Oh. Eh, I don't know. 59 00:02:28,717 --> 00:02:31,053 It's background, so don't get your hopes up too high. 60 00:02:31,088 --> 00:02:33,790 - What do you mean it's just in the background? - No, you'll see. 61 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:36,093 ( Piano music playing ) 62 00:02:36,128 --> 00:02:39,231 ( Loud chatter ) 63 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:46,073 Hey. Shh! Come on. 64 00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:49,044 A pianist is playing up there. 65 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:51,982 She's playing. 66 00:02:52,016 --> 00:02:54,352 - ( Chatter continues ) - Larry: Hey, shh! Quiet. 67 00:02:54,386 --> 00:02:57,456 So rude. Unbelievable. 68 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:04,333 How are you doing? My assistant called. Table for three. 69 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:09,239 - Hey, it's Larry. I'm gonna go say hi. - Man: Okay. 70 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:12,044 - What's up? - Larry: Hey. Hey, Mike. 71 00:03:12,078 --> 00:03:14,147 - I hear we're neighbors now. - Yeah. 72 00:03:14,181 --> 00:03:16,183 You live downstairs. You got the place downstairs. 73 00:03:16,217 --> 00:03:17,851 Yeah yeah, shh. Try and keep it down. She's-- 74 00:03:17,885 --> 00:03:20,188 - Sorry? - She's playing. Shh. 75 00:03:20,222 --> 00:03:22,925 But she's-- It's background music. 76 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:24,994 Yeah, I know, but still, just try and keep it down. 77 00:03:25,029 --> 00:03:27,331 - Wait, you know her? - I'm dating her. 78 00:03:27,365 --> 00:03:29,633 - Oh, you're dating her? - Yes. Shh! 79 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,269 It's not Carnegie Hall. It's just a bar. 80 00:03:32,303 --> 00:03:35,238 - I know, but it's rude to talk, that's all. - Okay, all right. 81 00:03:35,272 --> 00:03:37,740 - Well, see you around the building. - I'll talk to you later. 82 00:03:37,774 --> 00:03:39,340 See ya later. 83 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,075 What were you saying about the frog? 84 00:03:41,109 --> 00:03:44,745 There was an inflatable frog that came out of a French restaurant in Vegas. 85 00:03:46,381 --> 00:03:48,315 You're getting one of those foofy drinks, right? 86 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:50,083 No, I'm gonna go with straight Tequila. 87 00:03:50,117 --> 00:03:53,319 Hey, Fox. Fox! Fox! 88 00:03:54,354 --> 00:03:56,055 Shh! Come on. 89 00:03:56,089 --> 00:03:59,425 - She's playing. - Yeah. 90 00:04:00,393 --> 00:04:03,195 ( Piano flourish ) 91 00:04:04,597 --> 00:04:07,398 ( Scattered applause ) 92 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:10,301 Larry: Yeah, clap. 93 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,404 I don't know how you do it. I really don't. 94 00:04:14,439 --> 00:04:16,473 It's atmosphere. It's a nice setting. 95 00:04:16,508 --> 00:04:20,177 - I'm really glad you're here. - I found it really annoying. 96 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:23,513 - Hey, you got to know Greg a little bit. - Yeah, I did. 97 00:04:23,547 --> 00:04:26,115 He's quite a-- Quite a young man. 98 00:04:26,149 --> 00:04:29,285 He's really like one of my favorite people in the world, obviously. 99 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:33,421 Yeah. Well, I mean it must be very... 100 00:04:33,455 --> 00:04:36,557 You know, challenging to have a son like that. 101 00:04:36,591 --> 00:04:38,358 You know, I signed up for single motherhood. 102 00:04:38,392 --> 00:04:41,927 It's not like a big-- to me that's part of the deal, you know. 103 00:04:41,961 --> 00:04:43,895 No, but I mean, 104 00:04:43,929 --> 00:04:46,764 you know, his being so... 105 00:04:46,798 --> 00:04:48,265 Flamboyant. 106 00:04:48,299 --> 00:04:52,602 I think the fact that he can sort of sell a song and-- 107 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:55,270 I don't know where he gets it. There's nobody like him. 108 00:04:55,305 --> 00:04:58,172 It makes him really special and unique and different. 109 00:04:58,207 --> 00:04:59,673 Okay. 110 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,908 His birthday's next week. 111 00:05:01,942 --> 00:05:03,543 We're probably gonna have a party. 112 00:05:03,577 --> 00:05:05,578 You're welcome to come. Probably just like a little family thing. 113 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:07,979 - No, I don't wanna go. - Oh. 114 00:05:08,014 --> 00:05:11,916 A kid's birthday party-- Nah, I'm not that guy. 115 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:13,751 I guess it'd be kind of boring. 116 00:05:13,785 --> 00:05:15,218 - Hey, you know what? - What? 117 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:16,853 I'll buy him a birthday gift. How about that? 118 00:05:16,888 --> 00:05:19,221 Larry, that would be so great. 119 00:05:19,256 --> 00:05:21,957 - If it helps with the sex, of course. - It will help with the sex. 120 00:05:21,991 --> 00:05:24,492 Then I get him a present. What's the debate? 121 00:05:24,527 --> 00:05:26,261 Yeah, there's no debate whatsoever. 122 00:05:26,295 --> 00:05:28,095 Of course, what do you-- 123 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:30,030 What do you get a kid like that? 124 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,566 He loves everything. You met him. 125 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,067 Can't get him a baseball. 126 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,735 Sure you can. Don't worry about it. 127 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,703 - Can't get him a football. - Why not? 128 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:41,040 Anything-- It can be anything. Just get him whatever. 129 00:05:51,215 --> 00:05:53,448 - Did you see that? - It was Michael J. Fox. 130 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:56,750 Yes. See that kind of head shake he just gave me? 131 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:59,118 He's upset because I shushed him earlier. 132 00:05:59,153 --> 00:06:00,920 You know he has a condition. 133 00:06:00,954 --> 00:06:03,221 - He shakes. - Yeah, you're right. 134 00:06:03,256 --> 00:06:05,056 Maybe it was a Parkinson's shake. 135 00:06:05,091 --> 00:06:07,124 It could have been a Parkinson's shake. 136 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,059 So... 137 00:06:09,093 --> 00:06:12,595 Was it pissed or Parkinson's? I don't know. 138 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,130 I don't think that it's the kind of question that you can ask him. 139 00:06:15,165 --> 00:06:16,898 No. He lives right upstairs from me. 140 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:18,733 - This could get awkward. - Oh. 141 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:21,001 Maybe just say "I'm sorry I shushed you." 142 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:25,104 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 143 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:27,306 ( Elevator dings ) 144 00:06:44,121 --> 00:06:46,221 ( Scoffs ) 145 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:49,791 - I'm sorry? - No no. 146 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:51,559 It's just, you know, you hit two floors 147 00:06:51,593 --> 00:06:53,927 and I'm in a little bit of a rush, that's all. 148 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:56,930 What a terrible inconvenience. My God, I'm so sorry. 149 00:06:56,964 --> 00:07:00,632 Well, as a matter of fact it is a little bit of an inconvenience, yes. 150 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:02,667 You don't know where I'm going. I'm in a little bit of a rush. 151 00:07:02,701 --> 00:07:04,835 I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time. 152 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:07,137 - It's not really about the 12 seconds, is it? - What is it? 153 00:07:07,171 --> 00:07:08,738 It's about the fact that you hit two buttons. 154 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:10,339 Who doesn't know what floor they're getting off on? 155 00:07:10,373 --> 00:07:12,173 I decided to go someplace else. 156 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,842 I realize that that's illegal in your little world, isn't it? 157 00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:16,544 When you realized you'd hit the wrong floor, 158 00:07:16,578 --> 00:07:18,979 - you just get off on 31, go up to 32. - Oh really? 159 00:07:19,013 --> 00:07:21,081 - Take the stairs. - Suppose I wanted to go to 40. 160 00:07:21,115 --> 00:07:23,115 You mean because it's one flight now-- 161 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:26,585 - You wanna go to 40 as well? - No, I'm saying what if I did wanna go to 40? 162 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,187 Why don't you go to 40? There you go. 163 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:30,989 Now you're going to 40 as well. You wanna go to 33, 34? 164 00:07:31,023 --> 00:07:33,958 - How about that, huh? - I think I wanna go to 36 too. 165 00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:35,492 All right. I changed my mind. 166 00:07:35,527 --> 00:07:37,828 - I think I'm gonna go to 36 and 37. - Good good. 167 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:40,264 - You know what? I changed my mind again. - I think I'll go to 39. 168 00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:42,733 - Why don't I go to 43? - I'll go to 40. I'll go to 42. 169 00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:45,001 - Oh my goodness, look. - There you go. 170 00:07:45,036 --> 00:07:47,036 Terrific! Now we're going to every floor. 171 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,738 Yeah, enjoy that ride up to 44. 172 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,406 31-- I think I'll get out here and take the stairs. 173 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,940 - Yeah. - Enjoy your ride. 174 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,075 Enjoy the walk! 175 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,712 Larry: Anyway, I just wanted to tell you 176 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,481 that I hope you weren't upset about the shushing, 177 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,982 because a lot of people think-- 178 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,984 I'm not gonna lie to you-- Nobody likes to be shushed. 179 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,486 Yeah, nobody likes to be shushed. 180 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,686 - My kids-- I don't shush my kids. - Exactly, exactly, yeah. 181 00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:12,886 Because I did notice before you left 182 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:15,152 you were looking at me and you kind of, 183 00:08:15,186 --> 00:08:17,717 you know, shook your head. 184 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:19,218 Uh, yeah, my head shakes, Larry. 185 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:22,254 I have Parkinson's. I-- I'm a head-shaking fool. 186 00:08:22,288 --> 00:08:25,023 - I always shake. - So you're saying it was a Parkinson's shake. 187 00:08:25,057 --> 00:08:27,157 Yeah, it wasn't a Larry's shake. 188 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:29,092 Got it. Okay. 189 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:30,861 But she was playing background music. 190 00:08:30,895 --> 00:08:34,398 It was not a performance. I mean, per se. 191 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:36,299 To me it's a little rude. 192 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,335 If I went to see one of your movies 193 00:08:38,369 --> 00:08:41,038 and I was talking, you probably wouldn't like it. 194 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:44,240 I'd be surprised. Where are you gonna see one of my movies? 195 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:47,510 It was like 1985 last time I was in a movie. 196 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:49,478 Okay, if I saw one of your movies in 1985, 197 00:08:49,513 --> 00:08:51,380 you wouldn't like it if I was talking. 198 00:08:51,415 --> 00:08:54,116 This is getting into time travel. This is getting weird. 199 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:57,753 So just to be clear, you're not upset? 200 00:09:00,657 --> 00:09:03,192 - ( Phone rings ) - Let me get that. 201 00:09:03,226 --> 00:09:05,027 I'll be back in two shakes. 202 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,034 ( Sighs ) 203 00:09:20,842 --> 00:09:23,243 What the fuck? Lar, what are you doing? 204 00:09:23,278 --> 00:09:25,979 Oh, I was just drawing a Hitler mustache. 205 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,481 - On my father-in-law. That's my father-in-law. - That's your father-in-law? 206 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:30,583 Yeah, he's a businessman. He's on "businessweek" magazine. 207 00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:33,586 You're kidding! What the hell is he doing on the cover of a magazine? 208 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:36,922 - Well, he's the fuehrer now. - Oh my God, I'm sorry. 209 00:09:36,956 --> 00:09:39,524 I just like to see what people look like with Hitler mustaches. 210 00:09:39,558 --> 00:09:41,725 He looks like Hitler. The mystery is solved. 211 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,426 My father-in-law looks like Hitler. 212 00:09:43,461 --> 00:09:45,695 I've gotta get rid of this because he's coming over here. 213 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:47,697 - And if he sees this... - I'm sorry again. 214 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:49,166 That's all right. 215 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,068 Can I get you a soda or something, Larry? 216 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,804 Oh sure. That'd be great. 217 00:09:52,838 --> 00:09:54,973 You know, I mean, the thing is 218 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:58,543 Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. 219 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:00,712 Because it's really-- It's an interesting mustache, 220 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:03,381 and now nobody could wear it, you know. 221 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,883 Oh, thanks. 222 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:07,619 Oh Jesus Christ! 223 00:10:07,653 --> 00:10:11,355 - What the hell? - You want-- 224 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:13,290 Did you shake that up on purpose? 225 00:10:13,324 --> 00:10:16,326 Parkinson's. 226 00:10:22,635 --> 00:10:24,169 I think the shirt's ruined. 227 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:26,704 I'm not really surprised, man. He has Parkinson's. 228 00:10:26,739 --> 00:10:28,906 So he's got Parkinson's. Of course it's Parkinson's. 229 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,474 - Yeah. - He was shaking. 230 00:10:30,508 --> 00:10:32,242 He would never do anything like that on purpose. 231 00:10:32,277 --> 00:10:34,344 Michael J. Fox? Never in a million years. 232 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:36,813 But he shakes, right? He hands you a soda that's shaken. 233 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:38,415 He can't stop fuckin' shaking. 234 00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:40,317 - So you don't believe me. - I'm just not buying it. 235 00:10:40,351 --> 00:10:42,352 See that fuckin' milk you got in your hand right now? 236 00:10:42,386 --> 00:10:44,587 You hand that man a carton of fuckin' milk-- Guess what. 237 00:10:44,621 --> 00:10:47,157 - It's gonna be a fuckin' milkshake. - That was not Parkinson's. 238 00:10:47,191 --> 00:10:48,991 Thank God he didn't hand you his dick. 239 00:10:49,026 --> 00:10:50,893 He could've been shaking and shook that dick up, 240 00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:53,262 handed you the dick, and the dick shot sperm in your face. 241 00:10:53,296 --> 00:10:55,030 Yeah, but why would he hand me a dick? 242 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,965 - I mean as an example. - What kind of example is that? 243 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,434 I'm just comparing it to other things you can shake up, right? 244 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:03,371 - With Parkinson's, right? - You just live in a total dick world, don't you? 245 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:05,239 - It's a good example. - Right? 246 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:09,743 ( Loud thumping ) 247 00:11:11,779 --> 00:11:14,214 What's that? 248 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:17,116 Is that Parkinson's, hmm? 249 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:20,185 - You think that's Parkinson's? - Shit. Wow. 250 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,722 ( Thumping continues ) 251 00:11:23,756 --> 00:11:26,023 - He's pissed. - He's pissed. 252 00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:30,594 ( Knocking ) 253 00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:34,395 Hi. Oh, look at-- Hey, Greg! 254 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:36,729 Larry brought you something for your birthday. 255 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,564 - Greg! - He's gonna be so excited. 256 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,899 Happy Birthday! 257 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,533 Hmm. 258 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,734 Oh my God. Let me check. What is it? 259 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,601 - What is it? - What is it? 260 00:11:47,636 --> 00:11:49,902 It's a sewing machine. It's a sewing machine. 261 00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:52,137 ( Screaming ) 262 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,071 It's a sewing machine! 263 00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:56,539 Oh my God, I'm gonna make the "gone with the wind" costume. 264 00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:58,640 "Meet me in St. Louis," "the wizard of oz." 265 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,773 - You're gonna make "the wizard of oz" costume? - Yes! 266 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:02,608 - Which one? - Dorothy. 267 00:12:02,642 --> 00:12:04,209 I love it, I love it, I love it! 268 00:12:04,243 --> 00:12:06,277 ( Kisses ) Thank you, lord. 269 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,379 "Thank you, lord"? Thank you, Larry. 270 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:11,084 - Thank you, Larry. - You're welcome, Greg. 271 00:12:11,119 --> 00:12:14,023 ( Screams ) Nana, Nana! 272 00:12:16,796 --> 00:12:20,031 - A sewing machine? - Yeah. He loved it. 273 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,567 What, are you trying to turn him gay? 274 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:29,172 He is a happy, healthy, normal seven-year-old boy. 275 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,007 What is the matter with you? 276 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,010 I think he might be gay. 277 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:45,052 ( Loud thumping ) 278 00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:47,588 ( Sighs ) 279 00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:50,323 Leon! You up? 280 00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:51,825 Yeah, I'm up. 281 00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,526 This dude is out of fucking control right now. 282 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,961 What is going on with him? 283 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:57,096 All this fuckin' clomping around all fuckin' night? 284 00:12:57,130 --> 00:13:00,398 - I can't fuckin' sleep like this, man. - I know. God! 285 00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,333 You'd better hound this dude, man. 286 00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:04,235 You'd better go up there and handle this fuckin' guy. 287 00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:06,904 This shit don't go down in a black neighborhood. You know what I mean? 288 00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:08,705 All right, I'm gonna go up there. 289 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:10,039 Unless you want to. 290 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:12,074 If I go up there, I will kill this motherfucker. 291 00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:14,843 Michael J. Fox about to be Michael J. Fucked-up in a minute. 292 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,778 But if you go up there, you and him-- 293 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,246 That's a fair fight and shit. 294 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,481 - You know what I'm saying? - How is that a fair fight? 295 00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:22,216 Shaking motherfuckers like that, you know, 296 00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,951 little kids and shit, old people, 297 00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:25,686 motherfuckers who can't defend themselves, and you-- 298 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,087 That's perfect. 299 00:13:27,121 --> 00:13:29,022 You two face off-- That's just even Steven. 300 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:31,490 - That's not even Steven. - That's even fuckin' Steven, Larry. 301 00:13:31,525 --> 00:13:33,425 You don't think I can get the better of him in a fight? 302 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,994 That shaking shit might come in handy. I don't fuckin' know. 303 00:13:36,028 --> 00:13:38,096 Right? You don't know this motherfucker's skills. 304 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,163 - All right. - Right? 305 00:13:39,198 --> 00:13:40,298 All right, you watch me, okay? 306 00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:41,966 - I wanna see this shit. - You watch me. 307 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,935 This shit don't happen in a black neighborhood. I'm telling you. 308 00:13:46,737 --> 00:13:48,004 ( Knocking ) 309 00:13:50,841 --> 00:13:52,741 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 310 00:13:52,776 --> 00:13:56,478 Um... 311 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,579 What's going on up here? 312 00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,714 Why? What do you mean "what's going on"? 313 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:03,150 There's a lot of clomping on the floor. 314 00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:05,953 - It's keeping me up. - Oh oh, it's the boots, the boots. 315 00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:07,821 Yeah yeah. My feet cramp. 316 00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:11,424 It's called dystonia and I have to wear stiff shoes 317 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,925 to keep them from cramping. 318 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,494 It's in my book. It's chapter one. You should read it. 319 00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:17,928 At the very least it'll help you get to sleep. 320 00:14:17,963 --> 00:14:20,464 Your feet are cramping? Is this a new thing? 321 00:14:20,498 --> 00:14:23,300 No. This has been going on for about 20 years now, Lar. 322 00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,301 Oh really? How come I haven't heard the clomping before? 323 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,135 You haven't lived here. You've lived in California. 324 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,237 I've been living here for over a month. I haven't heard any clomping. 325 00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:31,472 - What am I, bullshitting you? - I don't know. 326 00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:33,373 I'll tell you what I think. You wanna know what I think, Fox? 327 00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:34,941 - I'm hanging on it. - Are you? 328 00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:36,843 I think you're upset about the shushing. 329 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,845 I think you were pissed off about the Hitler mustache on your father-in-law. 330 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,347 I think you shook up that can of soda on purpose. 331 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,781 And I think you're clomping now 332 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,217 and you've made up some bullshit excuse about your feet, 333 00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:48,151 and it's all under the guise of Parkinson's. 334 00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,554 That's what I think. Huh? 335 00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:53,522 I thought I was the sickest guy on this block, but you're the new champ. 336 00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:55,557 I have a sickness in my brain. 337 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:57,225 You have a sickness in your mind. 338 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,960 - Your mind, it's gone over. - Oh, has it? 339 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:02,129 It's fascinating if it wasn't so fucking tragic. 340 00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,064 Huh. So you deny the whole thing? 341 00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,332 It's all Parkinson's, Larry. It's all Parkinson's. 342 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,701 - The head shake at the bar? - Parkinson's. 343 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,536 - The soda? - Parkinson's. 344 00:15:11,571 --> 00:15:15,072 - The clomping? - Parkinson's. 345 00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,573 Are you sure? 346 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:20,142 Yeah, Larry, I'm dead certain. 347 00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:32,787 Okay. 348 00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:41,128 - All right, there you go. - Susie: Hello? 349 00:15:41,163 --> 00:15:42,597 - Hey. - Hey, Lar, 350 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:46,669 - what the hell were you thinking? - What? 351 00:15:46,703 --> 00:15:48,005 You give a seven-year-old kid-- 352 00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,208 A boy-- a Sewing machine as a gift? 353 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,644 - Yeah. So what? - Totally inappropriate. 354 00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:55,049 No, not inappropriate. He loved the gift. 355 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,619 He went in that room, figured out in two minutes 356 00:15:57,653 --> 00:15:59,088 how to work that sewing machine. 357 00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:01,057 And he was working on a frilly thing immediately. 358 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:03,459 I don't like the implication, all right? 359 00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:05,760 - It's not an implication. - He's seven. 360 00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:09,527 Being gay means that you're attracted to the person of the same sex. 361 00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:12,561 He's too young to be attracted to anybody. 362 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,764 He will be gay. He's just-- He's pre-gay. 363 00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:17,599 I don't know that you can make that assumption. 364 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,400 I think it was an insult 365 00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:23,637 and I think you'd better get another fucking gift, okay? 366 00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:27,641 Why does she stick her nose into everything? 367 00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,342 What, I gotta get the kid another gift now? 368 00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:32,445 - You got to get him another gift. - What am I gonna get him? 369 00:16:32,479 --> 00:16:35,347 - I have nothing to get him. - What about a slinky? 370 00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:37,783 - A slinky's always-- - A slinky? 371 00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:41,085 - Eh, that's pretty gay. - Well, you're handling a ball. 372 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,787 - Both: You're handling balls. - Yeah. 373 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,888 - So this is the way-- - That's what a slinky is, really. 374 00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:47,724 - Both: It's handling balls. - Yes, that's what-- My point exactly. 375 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,159 - So it's gay. - I mean, maybe roller skates? 376 00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:52,128 Nah, that's got the ice skating thing. 377 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:54,129 You don't wanna even touch that. 378 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,398 - A musical instrument. - Oh, that's not bad. 379 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,066 No sexuality involved unless you get him a harp. 380 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,135 You wanna keep away from the flute, I think. 381 00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,470 - No flute, no harp. - Okay. 382 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,972 - It's your turn. - Okay. There you go. 383 00:17:06,006 --> 00:17:09,308 You realize that might've been the dumbest move you could have possibly done? 384 00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:10,943 Seriously, I'm not thinking straight. 385 00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:13,879 I'm so-- He's keeping me up-- Michael J. Fox-- Every night, 386 00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:15,380 clomping around upstairs. 387 00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:17,382 - Still clomping? - Yes. I can't sleep. 388 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,016 - Michael? - Yeah. 389 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,518 Let me tell you something. That Tracy-- 390 00:17:20,552 --> 00:17:22,519 His wife Tracy Pollan-- She's a saint. 391 00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,321 What a relationship those two have, huh? 392 00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:25,922 I know. You're right. 393 00:17:25,956 --> 00:17:28,157 - Such devotion. It's incredible. - Larry: Yeah. 394 00:17:28,192 --> 00:17:31,327 As a cynic it kind of sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her. 395 00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:33,195 He would take a bullet for her. 396 00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:35,597 - True love. - Jeff: Yeah. 397 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,532 - How about you, Jeff? - What? 398 00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:39,267 Would you take a bullet for me? 399 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,035 Of course I'd take a bullet for you. 400 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:43,770 What, are you kidding? Without a doubt. 401 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:46,773 - You think he would? - He just said he would. 402 00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:50,009 Saying and doing-- Two different things. I doubt it. 403 00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,111 - You know what people say... - Jeff: What? 404 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,446 - ...When you guys leave a room? - What do they say? 405 00:17:55,481 --> 00:17:58,015 - ( Tisks ) "Poor bastard." - Oh jeez. 406 00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,584 Susie: You can leave now, Larry. Get the fuck out! 407 00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,286 I'm going home. 408 00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,857 See you, folks. 409 00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,491 - Hey, John! - Hey, Larry. 410 00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:11,493 - How are you doing, man? - Pretty good. How's it going? 411 00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:13,328 Real good. Thanks for the Yankees tickets. 412 00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:14,830 - Anytime, man. - I really appreciate it. 413 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:16,632 - Anytime. - See you around. 414 00:18:20,102 --> 00:18:21,635 ( Scoffs ) 415 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,771 Was that, uh... Parkinson's? 416 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:28,809 No, that wasn't Parkinson's. That was just bad timing. 417 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:29,976 - Bad timing? - Yeah. 418 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,644 Oh okay, so that one wasn't Parkin-- 419 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:34,346 By the way, still a lot of clomping I'm hearing. 420 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,681 - What's going-- - You need to take it up with the board. 421 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,683 - I am gonna take it up with the board. - That's great. 422 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,252 - Let me know how that works out for you. - I will. I can't sleep. 423 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,520 Mr. Fox, is there a problem here? 424 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,389 As a matter of fact, there is a bit of a problem. 425 00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,323 You need me to call the police? 426 00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:51,258 - No, I think you can handle it. - All right. 427 00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:53,227 Eddie, get Mr. Fox a cab, please. Thank you. 428 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:57,764 - Thank you, Eddie. Thanks, John. - You got it, Mr. Fox. 429 00:18:57,798 --> 00:19:00,400 What's the problem? 430 00:19:00,435 --> 00:19:02,402 I'll tell you what the problem is. 431 00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,903 He bumped into me on purpose. 432 00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:05,571 - Did you see that? - I did see it. 433 00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,807 - He has Parkinson's disease. - I know he has Parkinson's. 434 00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:10,943 He's using it to harass me, okay? I swear to God. 435 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:13,445 He shook up soda and spilled it all over me. 436 00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:16,214 - He's clomping around-- - Here's the deal. Here's the deal. 437 00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:18,883 You can bump into any tenant you want in this building, all right? 438 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,817 I don't give a shit. 439 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:24,120 But you don't touch Mr. Fox. Do you understand? 440 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:27,189 You touch him again, me and you got a problem. 441 00:19:27,224 --> 00:19:29,892 Oh, you don't touch Michael J. Fox. 442 00:19:29,926 --> 00:19:32,160 Oh yeah. Let me tell you something, okay? 443 00:19:32,194 --> 00:19:33,928 I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's! 444 00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:36,364 But just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche 445 00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:39,901 to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's! 446 00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:46,805 Larry: Honest to God , I can't sleep. 447 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:50,308 He's banging on my ceiling with these special shoes. 448 00:19:50,342 --> 00:19:51,976 He's wearing combat boots. 449 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,710 And yesterday he shoved me 450 00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:55,645 when I was coming out of the elevator. 451 00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:58,179 Shoved me. Michael J. Fox 452 00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,948 shoved me, okay? 453 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,050 Mr. David, are you aware of the fact 454 00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:05,387 that Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease? 455 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,290 Of course I'm aware of the Parkinson's. 456 00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:09,493 Don't you understand what he's doing? 457 00:20:09,527 --> 00:20:10,962 Nobody understands this. 458 00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:14,598 He's using the Parkinson's to do whatever he wants. 459 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,900 You think Mr. Parkinson, the first guy who had Parkinson's-- 460 00:20:16,935 --> 00:20:18,868 You think he would like what he's seeing here? 461 00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:22,538 Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox is behaving. 462 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:25,641 Mr. David, I'd like to ask you 463 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:27,643 about the incident in the elevator. 464 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,745 That guy told you about that? 465 00:20:29,779 --> 00:20:32,447 Are you serious? He came to the board-- 466 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,749 ( Mocking ) "I got in the elevator with Larry David"? 467 00:20:34,783 --> 00:20:36,383 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 468 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:39,019 Mr. David, you're not allowed to play with the buttons on the elevator. 469 00:20:39,053 --> 00:20:41,521 I didn't play with the buttons. He played with the buttons. 470 00:20:41,555 --> 00:20:43,389 ( Indistinct whispering ) 471 00:20:46,794 --> 00:20:51,095 Mr. David, I'm afraid it's the decision of this board, 472 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:54,998 in view of the two offenses, that you are on probation. 473 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:59,035 I think I don't have to explain that a third offense 474 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:01,537 will mean you will be asked to leave the building. 475 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:04,373 It's not fair. 476 00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:08,777 Well, perhaps you could make amends to Mr. Fox. 477 00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,079 He's holding a fundraiser 478 00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:13,014 tomorrow afternoon in our courtyard 479 00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:15,283 and it would be a good thing if you showed up. 480 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,284 And a contribution 481 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,354 to the Parkinson's charity would probably go a long way 482 00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:23,323 towards resolving this. 483 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:25,558 How much are you thinking? 484 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,727 $10,000. 485 00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:38,736 Hey, look at that. 486 00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:41,105 - Oh, hey. - Hey! 487 00:21:41,139 --> 00:21:42,373 - Huh? - Hi, Lar. 488 00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:44,642 - How are you? What-- - What is it? 489 00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:47,244 It's another present for Greg. 490 00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:50,179 - Oh! - Very good. 491 00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:52,615 - It's beautifully wrapped. - I heard the voice of the people and, 492 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,450 like any great leader, I responded. 493 00:21:54,485 --> 00:21:55,952 - What did you get? - Very well done. 494 00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:57,320 Well, that's really none of your business. 495 00:21:57,354 --> 00:21:59,121 Susie: How is it none of my business? 496 00:21:59,156 --> 00:22:01,023 I wanna know if you've fucked up again. 497 00:22:01,057 --> 00:22:03,758 I got a good gift and I'd like to surprise him, if you don't mind. 498 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,893 He could be surprised. We don't need to be surprised, okay? 499 00:22:05,927 --> 00:22:07,261 Yeah, I don't wanna be surprised, Larry. 500 00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:10,330 - It's a violin. - Oh. 501 00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:12,732 - That is great. - You like that, huh? 502 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,466 He's been asking to take lessons. 503 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,968 - And she's a musician. - Yeah, so duh. 504 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,737 - Wow. All right. - Yeah. 505 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,171 That sewing machine's gotta go. 506 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,073 Yeah. I'll box it up. I'll give it back to you. 507 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,174 I don't want it. What am I gonna do with it? 508 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:27,043 - You can take it back. I don't want it in the house. - I'm not taking it back. 509 00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:29,446 - It's your sewing machine. It's not mine. - You know what? 510 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,848 You make such a big megillah over everything. 511 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,183 I'm a megillah? Why am I a megillah? 512 00:22:33,217 --> 00:22:35,252 I have to buy two gifts now and take one back? 513 00:22:35,286 --> 00:22:37,454 - Will you give the kid the fucking violin? - I'll be happy to. 514 00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,289 And be gone with you. Asshole. 515 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,825 Greg! Come here, honey. 516 00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:43,326 - Hi, sweetie! - Hey! 517 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,794 Look who's here. It's Larry. 518 00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:47,196 - Heya, Greg. - Oh, I like your bag. 519 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:49,198 - You do? - Yeah. Where is it from? 520 00:22:49,232 --> 00:22:51,466 - Yeah, it's cool, isn't it-- The fringe? - Yeah. 521 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,802 - Guess what. - What? 522 00:22:53,836 --> 00:22:55,970 Larry got you a present to replace the sewing machine. 523 00:22:56,004 --> 00:22:57,470 I love my sewing machine. 524 00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,738 - Larry: What? - I love my sewing machine. 525 00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:02,273 Oh, he loves his sewing machine. 526 00:23:02,308 --> 00:23:05,176 - And I made something for you, Susie. - You made something for me? 527 00:23:05,210 --> 00:23:08,012 Oh, by the way, he likes the sewing-- He wants to keep it. 528 00:23:08,046 --> 00:23:10,280 - He made something for you. - What is that, honey? 529 00:23:10,315 --> 00:23:12,483 - I made you a pillow sham. - A pillow sham? 530 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,652 A pillow sham! He made you a pillow sham. 531 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,086 - Oh my God. - You made that? 532 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:17,555 - Look at this. - Unbelievable. 533 00:23:17,589 --> 00:23:19,756 - That's really nice stitching. - This kid-- 534 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,191 What the--? 535 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:25,394 What? Where did you learn about this symbol? 536 00:23:25,428 --> 00:23:27,328 Larry taught me how to make a swastika. 537 00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:29,430 He wrote it on a piece of paper. 538 00:23:29,464 --> 00:23:31,532 - He was doodling, like, this evil man... - Greg. 539 00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:33,000 Who hated Jews. 540 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:35,468 - What was his name again, Larry? - Hitler? 541 00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:37,136 Hitler! Yeah, Hitler. 542 00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,138 - Susie: Larry taught you how to make this? - No, I was-- 543 00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:41,139 - You taught him how to make a swastika? - I did not. 544 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:43,575 - What the hell are you thinking? - I was doodling! 545 00:23:43,609 --> 00:23:45,143 - On a pillow sham? - I was just doodling. 546 00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:46,911 You think this is an appropriate symbol 547 00:23:46,945 --> 00:23:50,013 - to be petit pointing on-- - Susie, look out! 548 00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:51,514 Ahh! 549 00:23:51,549 --> 00:23:52,515 ( Screams ) 550 00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,683 - Jeff! Jeff! - ( Groaning ) 551 00:23:54,717 --> 00:23:57,018 Are you okay? Honey, are you okay? 552 00:23:57,053 --> 00:23:59,054 I took a bullet for you. 553 00:23:59,088 --> 00:24:01,222 Well, it was a bike technically. 554 00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,660 Michael: Good afternoon. 555 00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:09,862 I wanna welcome you all here and thank you for your support 556 00:24:09,897 --> 00:24:12,098 of the Michael J. Fox foundation for Parkinson's research. 557 00:24:12,132 --> 00:24:14,600 It's really great to see you. 558 00:24:14,634 --> 00:24:16,268 And a very special thank you 559 00:24:16,303 --> 00:24:19,304 and a very warm welcome to mayor Bloomberg... 560 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:24,875 - Woman: Thank you so much. - ...Who's with us today, 561 00:24:24,909 --> 00:24:27,210 supporting us as he has since our inception 562 00:24:27,244 --> 00:24:29,945 and throughout our progress toward a cure for Parkinson's. 563 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:33,749 - Before I go much further... - Ah, hey. 564 00:24:33,783 --> 00:24:35,784 How are you feeling? 565 00:24:35,818 --> 00:24:37,618 - My side is just killing me. - What a shame. 566 00:24:37,653 --> 00:24:40,754 - Oh God, it's terrible. - I think you saved her life. 567 00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:42,756 - She owes me. - Yeah. 568 00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:44,624 Well, I got a doctor's appointment this afternoon. 569 00:24:44,658 --> 00:24:46,492 I'll get the whole thing straightened out. 570 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,961 - So what did you end up getting Greg? - I got him a-- 571 00:24:48,996 --> 00:24:51,764 - Hey! Shh! Michael: And we figure we have to tackle road blocks 572 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,933 - that other funders have not addressed. - ( Mouths words ) 573 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:57,069 But-- 574 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:59,071 Larry, what are you doing? 575 00:24:59,105 --> 00:25:01,239 Why do you have to come here and do that? 576 00:25:01,274 --> 00:25:03,241 Give the violin sign in front of all these people? 577 00:25:03,276 --> 00:25:05,209 He made the violin sign?! 578 00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:09,280 - He was making the violin sign! - ( Crowd grumbling ) 579 00:25:09,314 --> 00:25:12,983 I got a kid a present. It was a present. 580 00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:15,419 The violin sign, Larry. Come on, please. 581 00:25:15,453 --> 00:25:18,322 Wait a second, Mike. Let me handle this. I'm the mayor. 582 00:25:18,356 --> 00:25:19,923 I'm not gonna stand here 583 00:25:19,956 --> 00:25:23,392 and listen to anybody denigrate Michael J. Fox. 584 00:25:23,426 --> 00:25:25,760 He's a great new yorker and a great American. 585 00:25:25,795 --> 00:25:28,996 - Man: Yeah! - I wasn't denigrating-- I didn't denigrate! 586 00:25:29,031 --> 00:25:30,464 Larry, let me tell you something. 587 00:25:30,499 --> 00:25:33,333 This guy is trying to put Parkinson's out of business 588 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,235 and I'm here to put you out of this city. 589 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:39,071 - Get out of town. - What? 590 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,839 - I'm a new yorker! - Get the fuck out of here. 591 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:44,275 - I'm-- I'm-- - Get out of here! 592 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,678 ( Crowd shouting ) 593 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,047 I'm a new yorker. You can't do that to me. 594 00:25:52,082 --> 00:25:53,916 I'm a new yorker! 595 00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:55,884 - ( Door closes ) - Man: I got your results. 596 00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:57,952 - You're gonna be just fine. - Great. 597 00:25:57,986 --> 00:26:00,420 Now listen, there is a small amount of internal bleeding. 598 00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:01,988 - What? - It's nothing to worry about. 599 00:26:02,023 --> 00:26:03,590 It's small. We're gonna handle it. 600 00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:05,993 - I wanna give you some antibiotics, okay? - Antibiotics. 601 00:26:06,027 --> 00:26:08,328 And considering the area of the injury, 602 00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:11,097 I think the best course is to do some suppositories. 603 00:26:11,131 --> 00:26:15,334 - Suppositories? - They call them bullets. 604 00:26:22,475 --> 00:26:24,575 Oh, hello. 605 00:26:26,678 --> 00:26:29,913 - Larry. - Oh, hey. 606 00:26:29,946 --> 00:26:31,914 You know, I really owe you an apology. 607 00:26:31,948 --> 00:26:34,048 I wasn't mocking you with the violin. 608 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,750 I bought a violin for this little kid. 609 00:26:36,785 --> 00:26:38,985 I couldn't say it out loud because I didn't want to disturb you. 610 00:26:39,019 --> 00:26:40,987 So I was telling Jeff that I bought him a violin. 611 00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:43,756 It's over. Forget about it. It's just a clean slate. 612 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,458 - Let's not dwell on it. - Really? 613 00:26:45,492 --> 00:26:48,126 If there's anything I can do for you, 614 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,094 you just let me know. 615 00:26:50,128 --> 00:26:52,396 It's funny you should say that, because there actually is. 616 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:55,333 Tracy and I are doing this event for the children's hospital. 617 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:57,102 - Oh. - And we're having this event. 618 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,505 If you wanted to, you could come and spend the day with us 619 00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:02,140 - at the hospital with the kids. - Ah, with the kids. 620 00:27:02,174 --> 00:27:04,408 Yeah, there'll be games and we'll have lunch. 621 00:27:04,443 --> 00:27:07,010 - And there's putt-putt golf and-- - Putt-putt with sick kids? 622 00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:08,712 Putt-putt with sick kids, yeah. 623 00:27:08,746 --> 00:27:11,413 - It's gonna be great. They love that. - This is nice. 624 00:27:11,448 --> 00:27:15,249 Some of them even wear masks so they don't get infected. 625 00:27:15,283 --> 00:27:19,052 - They're infected? - Precautions-- Make sure you don't get sick. 626 00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:22,155 You don't get them sick, they don't get you sick. 627 00:27:22,189 --> 00:27:24,624 Boy. Yes, I'd love to. 628 00:27:24,658 --> 00:27:26,126 - I'd love to. - Great, excellent. 629 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,295 - When is it? - This Saturday. 630 00:27:28,329 --> 00:27:31,664 - That's unbelievable. - Can you make it? 631 00:27:31,698 --> 00:27:35,401 - I have to be out of town on Saturday. - Really? 632 00:27:35,435 --> 00:27:37,569 Let me make a couple of phone calls. 633 00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:40,238 Possibly I could-- No, I can't. 634 00:27:40,273 --> 00:27:43,508 - They won't let me out of that. - Where are you going? 635 00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:45,976 ( Stammering ) 636 00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:49,145 ( French music playing ) 637 00:27:52,617 --> 00:27:54,184 Ho! Heh-hey. 638 00:27:54,218 --> 00:27:56,853 Yeah. Heh-hey. 639 00:27:56,887 --> 00:27:59,122 So how long are we gonna be in this town? 640 00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:02,191 I told Fox two months. What are you eating? 641 00:28:02,225 --> 00:28:04,960 It's a chalupa inside a burrito 642 00:28:04,994 --> 00:28:07,128 - wrapped the fuck up. - You know, you're in Paris. 643 00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,764 It's got the best food in the world and you're eating a chalupa? 644 00:28:09,798 --> 00:28:11,265 If I could've put French toast 645 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:12,833 in this motherfucker, I would, okay? 646 00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:15,035 Look at this. 647 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,703 Huh? Do you believe this? 648 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,405 - I gotta say something to him. - Oh no. 649 00:28:19,439 --> 00:28:22,274 ( Speaking French ) 650 00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:31,616 ( Both arguing in French ) 651 00:28:34,286 --> 00:28:37,054 Asshole. Asshole. 652 00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:39,189 ( Arguing continues ) 653 00:28:41,025 --> 00:28:43,726 ( Theme music playing ) 654 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:50,359 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com