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Previously on This Is Us...

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- Mom! Kevin!
- Hey.

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What's up, buddy? What do
you say? Get me up high.

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There it is.

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Stay the hell away from my wife.

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She is her daddy's world.

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I want more for her
than you can offer her.

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I will do everything I can to stop this.

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I did have a really nice time tonight.

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Okay.

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- You can come inside for a water.
- All right.

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- A water.
- Uh-huh.

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Every part of my body
aches like death right now.

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Do you want to have sex?

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And I'm cured. You're a witch.

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All right.

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Okay, you can look.

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Schwing.

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Stop. That's my spot. Stop.

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Okay, what's the safe word?

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Uh, spatula?

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Oh!

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Mm.

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Wait.

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Promise me we'll always
be hot for each other.

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Easiest promise I'll ever make.

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Not even if you paid me in gold.

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You are... insatiable.

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Only for you.

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Mm.

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I really want to.

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But I promised my mom

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I would have brunch with her.

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Oh...

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Killed the mood.

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- Sorry.
- Killed the mood.

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Do you think

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you could maybe drop
me off at my parents'?

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'Cause Jenny has my car.

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Please?

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Come on. It's 20 minutes away.

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Yeah, no, it... No, it's fine.

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It's not that. I just, um...

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I don't think your parents
really approve of me

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after that first dinner at the club.

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- What?
- I just...

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Think I was talking
about myself too much.

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Jack, you never talk about yourself.

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I loved it.

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Okay.

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Okay, okay, fine, I'll give you a ride.

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But I just want you to know,

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there is no such thing as a free brunch.

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Dad, come on. Let's go.

55
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Whoa! Randall,
you're-you're like a ninja.

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- Get dressed. I got to go to school.
- Oh.

57
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It's 6:00 a.m., bud.

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I want to get there early
to talk to Mr. Lawrence.

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He gave me a book to read.

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- Mr. Lawrence again.
- Oh, yeah?

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Mr. Lawrence give you the book

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- about the tickle monster?
- Stop. Dad, stop! Stop.

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- Tickle monster is...
- Oh, my God.

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Something died in your mouth.

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- Oh, did it?
- Go brush your teeth.

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- Come on. Let's go.
- You know what,

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I think, uh...

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I think I want to meet
this Mr. Lawrence.

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He's made quite an impression on you.

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Parent-teacher
conferences are next month.

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Or today.

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- Yeah.
- Okay?

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Mr. Lawrence.

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Randall.

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This is the latest
you've ever been early.

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Uh, Korey Lawrence,

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Randall's English teacher.

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Jack Pearson, Randall's father.

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I've heard a lot of
great things about you.

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Oh. Well, uh,

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your son is a very curious young man.

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He asks a lot of questions, yeah.

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So, how's Notes of a Native Son going?

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Great. When James Baldwin was ten,

86
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he wrote a play his teacher directed.

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Hey. You got a director.

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Now you just need to
write a play, right?

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- Hey, it was really nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

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You have a very special kid here.

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I agree.

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Randall, your mom's
gonna pick you up today.

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Okay.

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Love you.

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So...

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... how far did you get?

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- "The Harlem Ghetto".
- Ah, yeah.

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Wilkins is freezing me out.

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Yeah, well, you did cancel on him twice.

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Screw it. I'm going over there.

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- To say what?
- I'm gonna ask him

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if I vote for his housing
bill... with revisions...

103
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whether he'll support my
grocery store in the food desert.

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Actually, no. I'm gonna tell him.

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- Yeah, you are.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah...
- Yeah.

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- Come on.
- Mm.

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No, no, no. I'm telling you, I'm up

109
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five after nine, right,
and then the back tightens.

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And I still had to swi...

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Morning, gentlemen.

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Sorry to interrupt the golf banter.

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Councilman, if this conversation
is gonna start or end

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with the words "affordable
groceries" or "food desert",

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you can keep walking.

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Actually, um, Councilman, no.

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Uh...

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I know I had to cancel on you twice,

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and I wanted to make it up to you.

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So, um,

121
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if you ever wanted to
get onto Stillbrooke,

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I have an in.

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- Stillbrooke?
- Two-month wait for a tee time.

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And, of course, Pearson has an in.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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Yes, 'cause I'm a
carpetbagger with rich friends,

127
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and you men of principle
don't want any part of that.

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My offer stands.

129
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It was nice talking to you.

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Well, what about today?

131
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Today?

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- I'll make a call.
- Hmm.

133
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We could use a fourth.

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Thanks, but, uh, golf's
not really my bag.

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Golf. Bag.

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Um, do you still want me?

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Oh, we do now.

138
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Ours is a money game.

139
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All right.

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Oh, God.

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Just...

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Uh...

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Eh.

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Mm...

145
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Okay, what's wrong?

146
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Eh. Aw, I'm just...

147
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I'm creeping on my ex.

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Ugh.

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What's that even mean?

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Oh. Uh...

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I'm Internet stalking her.

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God, you're old.

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It's my-my ex, Zoe.

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Uh, her documentary won a prize
at this Rome film festival,

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and she's posted all these photos.

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And every single one,
she's with this hot guy.

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See that?

158
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What do you think of that? Just friends?

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- Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.
- Yeah?

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Yeah.

161
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But they're also having sex.

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Aw.

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- What is this...
- What are... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- No, no, no. What are you doing?
- I'm trying to make

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- the picture bigger. What...
- Well, you didn't make it bigger.

166
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You touched the heart, man.
You touched the heart.

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- Now she knows I'm stalking her.
- What's your problem?

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- I look like an... What's my problem?
- Yeah.

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Everything here sucks.
That's my problem.

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You know,

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you don't need to stick around
here for my court hearing.

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Yeah, no, I really do need

173
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to stick around here
for your court hearing.

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I told your vet counselor that I would.

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Which means...

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a few more weeks.

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Let's do something though. You know?

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You want to go in... You
want to go for a hike?

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- I've had more than enough hikes with you, kid.
- Okay.

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Here we go.

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Go to a meeting, Kevin.

182
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Yeah, thanks. Just went to a meeting.

183
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Go to another one.

184
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Oh.

185
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Relax. It's okay.

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Hey, Mr. Malone.

187
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You, uh...

188
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going out to play some golf?

189
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No, no. I'm just gonna
go hit some balls.

190
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Do you play?

191
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Not really.

192
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I mean,

193
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sometimes I'll do a twilight
round over at Swenson.

194
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Oh. You want to join me?

195
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You know what, I got
a lot of errands today.

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Thank you, though, sir.

197
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All right. Some other time.

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Are you sure?

199
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I think it's really sweet

200
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that my dad wants to
get to know you more.

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Uh, Mr. Malone.

202
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Maybe I will join you.

203
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Come on!

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Thank you.

205
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It'll be fun.

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- Tobe.
- Yeah.

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You left the onesies
in the washer too long.

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- Huh?
- They sat in the washer too long,

209
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and now they're all mildewy.

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Okay, I'm-I'm sorry.

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I-I'm operating on-on
two hours of sleep.

212
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I can't be good at laundry
and also work enough

213
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to save money for
Jack's college tuition,

214
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which, accounting for inflation,

215
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will be $6 million a year

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by the time he's ready to go to school.

217
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Okay, well, I'm operating
on two hours of sleep, too.

218
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And I know I don't have a
job, but at least your nipples

219
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don't feel like chew toys.

220
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Wait, are you getting rid of those?

221
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They're so nice.

222
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Um, these are way too big for me now.

223
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So I am donating them, yes.

224
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I thought they were your favorite.

225
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Don't get rid of 'em.

226
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Okay.

227
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Okay. What?

228
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Uh, nothing.

229
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Never mind. I'll keep 'em.

230
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Tobe, what is going on?

231
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We've been snippy with each
other for the past two weeks.

232
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Yeah, well, I'll tell you
what hasn't been going on.

233
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I'll tell you what hasn't
been going on for nine months

234
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and 23 days.

235
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We're tired.

236
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And Jack is sleeping right next to us.

237
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I know. But he can't, like...

238
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can't see us.

239
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Um, he can hear us.

240
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You.

241
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So, y-you know what, we...

242
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we need to get out of here. All right?

243
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We need to... we need to find a...

244
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an environment that
is more conducive to...

245
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lovemaking.

246
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Okay. And when are we gonna do that?

247
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I don't know. Today? How 'bout today?

248
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I already took the day off.

249
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Huh? We can get your mom

250
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and Miggy Stardust to come over.

251
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They've been dying to babysit.

252
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They've been begging us to go out more.

253
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Tobe, I don't know.

254
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No, you do know.

255
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You know we have to do this.

256
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We need to do this.

257
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For the sake of our sex life,

258
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call your mother.

259
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- Okay.
- Please call her.

260
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- I'm going to.
- Please start dialing.

261
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Okay.

262
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- Oh, oh, you got it, you got it, you got it.
- Oh.

263
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Okay. Ooh.

264
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- Oh.
- Hey.

265
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,702
- Thanks. I had that, by the way.
- Yeah.

266
00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:58,707
Yeah, it's just, rep 99 and 100
are typically the hardest ones.

267
00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,675
- Sure. You're back.
- Yeah.

268
00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:02,711
I'm just trying to stay
out of trouble, you know,

269
00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:04,946
not that you could actually get
into any trouble in this town.

270
00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:07,349
Mind if I, uh...

271
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,883
- Yeah.
- You want a boost? Wha... ?

272
00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:11,019
Okay. She's got it.

273
00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,887
She has got it. Wow. That's...

274
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,489
impressive.

275
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:17,158
- Here you go, Kevin.
- Hey.

276
00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,593
- The usual.
- Thank you.

277
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,062
That's... You don't
have to deliver my...

278
00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:23,231
Oxi-Protein PB Energy Spike?

279
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,033
- And did you add the... ?
- Chia.

280
00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,435
- Yes.
- Wow.

281
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,969
You're like my phone anticipating my...

282
00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:30,163
- Words.
- Okay.

283
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:32,055
Technically, you're not
supposed to have drinks

284
00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:35,464
around the workout stations,
but I'll let it go this time.

285
00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,303
Well, thank you for
letting it go this time.

286
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,933
- I appreciate it.
- Mm-hmm.

287
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,935
Ah.

288
00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:44,138
The service here's amazing.

289
00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,807
- Yeah. She wrote her number on your cup.
- What?

290
00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:50,266
Hey! Look at that.

291
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,446
No. No.

292
00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,906
You know, AA discourages
romantic relationships

293
00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:56,083
in the first year.

294
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,719
- And drinking.
- Wow. You really sold that.

295
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,354
Talk to your husband?

296
00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:02,460
Not since the hockey game.

297
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,286
Really?

298
00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:06,784
Divorce is on the table, right?

299
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:08,669
You don't have all this time.

300
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,747
Plus, you know what? He
could just meet someone else.

301
00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:13,314
Like, take my ex, for
instance... Zoe, right?

302
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,366
It's only been, like, six
months, but yet, here she is,

303
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,314
jet-setting around the planet with some

304
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,726
sandwich artist guy. What do you think?

305
00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:21,228
Huh? She into him?

306
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,297
Well, 20 bucks says
they had bathroom sex

307
00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:25,032
right before they took this picture.

308
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,536
She's gorgeous.

309
00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:31,505
- Yeah.
- Why'd you guys break up?

310
00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:35,991
She didn't want kids.

311
00:12:35,992 --> 00:12:38,194
And you do?

312
00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:39,819
Well, yeah, I want kid...

313
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:43,032
Why do you act all skeptical
and, like, surprised?

314
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,972
I don't know. You
don't seem... motivated.

315
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,531
You just moved to the middle of nowhere,

316
00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:49,390
and you spend all your time
with your grumpy uncle, and...

317
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:50,606
Yeah, to help him out.

318
00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:52,698
It's temporary. Trust me,
I'll get back in the saddle.

319
00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:54,399
I'm just saying, you're
not getting any younger.

320
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,760
I'm not getting any younger?
I'm 30, like, something.

321
00:12:57,761 --> 00:12:59,529
I'm sorry. I missed that. You're 30... ?

322
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,014
- Can you enunciate a little?
- I'll enunciate,

323
00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,114
- Just enunciate.
- okay? Okay, here it goes.

324
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,790
You are very annoying.

325
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,084
All right? Come on.

326
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,353
Spot me. Grab the 45s
if you can lift them.

327
00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:16,941
What you want is what
you get at McDonald's today.

328
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,010
- That swing...
- Hey, bud.

329
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,913
- Hey.
- That fantastic touch around the green.

330
00:13:21,914 --> 00:13:24,715
- That smile.
- His name is Tiger Woods.

331
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,084
Mr. Lawrence said he's gonna
change the game of golf.

332
00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:28,986
Yeah, I've heard of him.

333
00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:32,557
Tiger Woods has won the
world junior title six times.

334
00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,262
In fact, Tiger has won so many trophies,

335
00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:40,598
his mother says they can't
all fit in the house.

336
00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,633
Some of his are stashed in the garage.

337
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:45,436
Hey, how about tomorrow after school,

338
00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:48,306
you and me, we... we go play some?

339
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,840
Golf?

340
00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:52,073
- Really?
- Yeah.

341
00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,566
Yeah, we'll go hit some
balls at the range first,

342
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,414
and then we'll go par three.

343
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:59,083
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

344
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:01,152
Sure. Sure!

345
00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,829
Okay. Cool.

346
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,559
But I thought you didn't like golf.

347
00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,564
It wasn't the right fit for me,

348
00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:17,168
and my ball always seemed
to find the water, but...

349
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:20,238
I think you might be cut out for it.

350
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:31,493
Okay, gents, dollar a
hole, two dollar Nassau,

351
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:32,928
50 cent skins.

352
00:14:32,929 --> 00:14:35,530
Pearson, you're up.

353
00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:37,632
Oh.

354
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,301
Okay.

355
00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:43,371
I'll say it again, gentlemen.

356
00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:48,276
I don't have much of a history
with this game.

357
00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:51,613
As in, I have only played one time.

358
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,223
Fore!

359
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,527
Sorry!

360
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:10,599
- Oh, boy.
- Bubba.

361
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,567
Yeah.

362
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:17,038
- You're in the wrong cart.
- I sure am.

363
00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:19,008
Sure as hell am.

364
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,472
Où est le métro, madame ?

365
00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:40,340
Ooh, la, la.

366
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,840
What did you just say?

367
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:46,420
I said, "Where can I
find the subway, miss?"

368
00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:48,313
It's the only French I remember

369
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,681
after backpacking through Europe.

370
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:57,375
Um, can we dim the lights just
so it's a little more romantic?

371
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,877
As you wish.

372
00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:00,945
Setting the mood...

373
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:04,749
- Oh.
- Wow.

374
00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:08,286
- Oh.
- Oh.

375
00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:10,955
My God, you are so hunky.

376
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,992
♪ I don't need what you need,
I'm so unbothered by you... ♪

377
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,327
Oh.

378
00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:19,697
Mmm. Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember.

379
00:16:19,698 --> 00:16:22,734
Like riding a bike.

380
00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:24,135
Oh.

381
00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,042
It's okay.

382
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,646
Oh, it's not... I just have...

383
00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:37,248
I just have a lot on my mind. It's...

384
00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,950
Like what, babe?

385
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:43,354
I just need a minute to
clear my brain, you know?

386
00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:45,356
Just...

387
00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,859
empty my mind. Um...

388
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,427
Okay.

389
00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,567
Want to watch Turner Classics?

390
00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:59,571
It's a great idea.

391
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,739
Yup, Turner Classic Movies.

392
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,775
TCM... that'll, uh,

393
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:05,677
get me going.

394
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:10,548
- Well, here we are again.
- Yes.

395
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,725
You are gonna need to
find the right clothes.

396
00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:19,885
What? I thought we were
just gonna hit some balls.

397
00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:21,387
Well, it doesn't matter.

398
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,255
Uh, you need to wear a collared shirt

399
00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:24,890
here at the club and no jeans.

400
00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:26,925
Uh, you know what?

401
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,219
I forgot my credit card.

402
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,569
No, no, no, it's on me.
What size shoes do you wear?

403
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,464
No, sir, I don't feel
comfortable you buying me...

404
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,813
Hey, Dave? I'm playing with Johnson.

405
00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:36,001
You want to join?

406
00:17:36,002 --> 00:17:37,961
Uh, sure. Sure.

407
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,671
Yeah, no. We'll meet you right outside.

408
00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:40,853
Okay.

409
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,478
Yeah.

410
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,371
Gonna take a lot more

411
00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:46,044
than lowering the speed limit to 55

412
00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:48,414
to reduce our dependency on gas.

413
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,717
Yeah, what's your take on OPEC, Jack?

414
00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:55,621
Well, I know the lines
are long where I work.

415
00:17:57,757 --> 00:18:00,292
You work at a gas station?

416
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,739
Yeah. Part-time mechanic at Vine Auto

417
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,841
when I'm not helping
my buddy frame houses.

418
00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:08,944
Well, you hear that,
Merrick? Jack frames houses.

419
00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,513
Doesn't your insurance company
specialize in construction?

420
00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,248
Yeah, mostly umbrella liability.

421
00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:14,945
Well, you must need smart guys.

422
00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:16,752
Give Jack your card, Merrick.

423
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:19,187
Maybe he can come in next
week for an informational.

424
00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:20,589
- Sure.
- Oh, it's-it's not necessary.

425
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:22,090
- No, no.
- Hey.

426
00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:23,492
Thank you for that.

427
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,460
There's hope for you yet.

428
00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:29,531
- Bam!
- Oh.

429
00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,333
You didn't win the Masters, Bill.

430
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,135
I mean, come on.

431
00:18:33,136 --> 00:18:36,972
You triple-bogeyed the second hole.

432
00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:39,041
- Well... are you sure?
- Four.

433
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,342
- Yeah, I am sure.
- Okay.

434
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,177
- Ask my caddy.
- Yeah.

435
00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:44,579
- There's a hundred in it for you.
- Oh, I'm sure there is.

436
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,748
- Better be sure...
- Gin and tonic.

437
00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:48,183
- Double.
- Double or triple?

438
00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:49,651
Oh, I try.

439
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,486
- Triple.
- Can you back it up?

440
00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:56,658
Wow. Look at us, huh?

441
00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:58,527
Yeah.

442
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,899
We should play for $1,000.

443
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,233
A grand? Really?

444
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,035
That's what Michael Jordan bets.

445
00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,603
Okay, M.J., you're up.

446
00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:10,505
Okay.

447
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:16,400
Mr. Lawrence says Tiger Woods
is gonna break barriers in golf.

448
00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:22,784
Great putt.

449
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:25,520
Mr. Lawrence says I'm breaking
barriers at Hanes Academy, too.

450
00:19:25,521 --> 00:19:27,422
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

451
00:19:27,423 --> 00:19:29,503
'Cause they never had a
black kid on the debate team.

452
00:19:30,593 --> 00:19:33,230
- I didn't know that.
- Mm.

453
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,722
Look at you.

454
00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,560
Nice!

455
00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,187
Yeah, I'm not saying it'll be as hard

456
00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:45,240
for me as it was for Jackie
Robinson and Muhammad Ali, but

457
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:48,367
it'll still be hard for me, you know?

458
00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:50,426
Oh, you're gonna do just fine, Randall.

459
00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:54,349
You are insanely smart and
charming, and you're gonna

460
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,184
do just fine wherever
you want to go in life.

461
00:19:56,185 --> 00:19:58,520
Thanks.

462
00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,489
You know, when I was younger,

463
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,692
I never felt welcome at country clubs.

464
00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:05,827
People thought I...

465
00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:09,731
I didn't... make enough
money or have the right job.

466
00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:13,034
Probably why I stopped playing.

467
00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:15,737
I let those people get to me.

468
00:20:16,906 --> 00:20:18,874
That's not what I'm saying, Dad.

469
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,009
No, I... I know what you're saying.

470
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,545
I do, and I'm gonna do
everything in my power

471
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,648
to make sure that
nobody gets in your way

472
00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:28,583
or holds you back.

473
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,722
Okay.

474
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:35,690
Thanks.

475
00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,733
Ooh.

476
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:47,736
Oh, right in the drink.

477
00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,738
Someone should buy the kid a lake house.

478
00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:52,007
He loves the water.

479
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:54,176
You're up, Dave. Show us the way.

480
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,145
Mm.

481
00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:59,881
- Thank you, Sam.
- Sometime today.

482
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,657
He liked it so much, right,

483
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,954
that now every time we go
over to the mayor's house,

484
00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:07,856
my wife has to make him potato salad.

485
00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,927
You know, the one thing
about potato salad...

486
00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:13,488
Uh, they're off the green. You can hit.

487
00:21:14,797 --> 00:21:17,499
Oh, right on.

488
00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:30,612
I'll walk.

489
00:21:37,787 --> 00:21:40,222
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

490
00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:42,290
Slow everything down.

491
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,593
You're too fast. Look.

492
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,562
It's just back... and through.

493
00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:49,531
Tempo.

494
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,909
Okay.

495
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:02,644
Slowing down really helps.

496
00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:03,912
Thanks for the tip.

497
00:22:11,777 --> 00:22:13,511
I also ran track.

498
00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:14,979
- Ah.
- Now I think

499
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,580
I'm gonna go back to
grad school and maybe

500
00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:19,617
get a degree in
kinesiology or nutrition.

501
00:22:19,618 --> 00:22:23,054
Yeah. I am very much into nutrition.

502
00:22:23,055 --> 00:22:24,822
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

503
00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:26,803
Like, uh, take now for instance.

504
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,328
I'm starving, you know?

505
00:22:28,329 --> 00:22:29,930
And we've been sitting
here for 20 minutes

506
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,256
and I've yet to see a menu.

507
00:22:31,257 --> 00:22:33,215
I'm starting to realize that, uh,

508
00:22:33,216 --> 00:22:35,975
people from small towns
are never in a hurry.

509
00:22:35,976 --> 00:22:37,033
♪ She's living in L.A. ♪

510
00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,319
Small towns aren't for everyone.

511
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,487
- Mm.
- But I remind myself

512
00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:42,117
of something Richard Russo once said.

513
00:22:42,118 --> 00:22:44,686
- Yeah.
- "People in small towns,

514
00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:46,722
more than in big cities,

515
00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:48,857
share a destiny."

516
00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:52,728
Well, I like that.

517
00:22:52,729 --> 00:22:54,863
- ♪ They say it goes... ♪
- Share a destiny.

518
00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:58,133
I feel like, uh,

519
00:22:58,134 --> 00:23:00,269
destiny sort of brought
me here, actually.

520
00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,703
Yeah.

521
00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:03,505
But do-do you see yourself settling down

522
00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:05,807
in a town like Bradford
after grad school?

523
00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:10,145
I suppose if I met the right person

524
00:23:10,146 --> 00:23:13,448
and he wanted to live here, I would.

525
00:23:13,449 --> 00:23:15,484
It's a perfect town to raise kids.

526
00:23:15,485 --> 00:23:18,554
I love kids.

527
00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:19,955
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

528
00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,514
See? There, we have something in common.

529
00:23:21,515 --> 00:23:22,882
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

530
00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,011
Charlie, I've changed my
mind. I'll go with the ribeye.

531
00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:32,146
- How would you like that, sir?
- Rare.

532
00:23:32,147 --> 00:23:34,815
Just knock off the
horns and wipe its ass.

533
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:47,061
Hey, seriously, Jack,

534
00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:48,629
call me if you want to
come in for an interview.

535
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,931
Yeah, you two should set
up a time for next week.

536
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,900
Well, that, uh, won't be necessary,

537
00:23:52,901 --> 00:23:54,502
but thank you, Merrick.

538
00:23:59,908 --> 00:24:01,208
Okay.

539
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,379
You okay, bud?

540
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,716
Yeah.

541
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,551
You sure?

542
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:16,855
I mean, you barely said a word
in the last couple of holes.

543
00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,859
I don't think I want to play anymore.

544
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,952
Randall, c-come on.

545
00:24:22,953 --> 00:24:24,662
We got four more holes to go.

546
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,297
You know we don't quit what we started.

547
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,399
We quit the dojo.

548
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,645
Do you remember that dojo
that we went to a few years ago

549
00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:33,271
with all the other black families?

550
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,806
Yeah.

551
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,242
We went a few times,
but then we stopped.

552
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:41,146
W... You said you didn't
want to learn karate anymore.

553
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,448
Yeah, but you won't let
me quit soccer or baseball.

554
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,216
You don't want me to quit golf.

555
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,409
I ju... I-I don't quite
follow you here, Randall.

556
00:24:50,131 --> 00:24:51,923
Forget it. Can we please just go home?

557
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:52,924
H-Hold on a second.

558
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,327
Where is this coming from?

559
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,495
Is this Mr. Lawrence again?

560
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,164
N-No.

561
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,999
No. You just, y...

562
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,534
You just don't get it.

563
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,668
What don't I get?

564
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,603
What you said before...

565
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,740
about feeling weird at some
country club golf course.

566
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,442
Okay?

567
00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:12,077
You felt uncomfortable at a golf course

568
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,646
and I probably wouldn't
have even been allowed on it.

569
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,488
Kiddo, I am sorry, okay?

570
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,023
That was a stupid thing to say.

571
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,791
I just... I-I don't...

572
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,627
I don't look at you and see color.

573
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,230
I see my son.

574
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,433
Then you don't see me, Dad.

575
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,809
Now, remember,

576
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:49,080
you pull it back in one
piece, slowly... and let it go.

577
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,759
Oh, that was a good one.

578
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,194
And you were right about the grip, too.

579
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,430
- Thank you very much. Thank you.
- All right.

580
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,499
- Book them the honeymoon suite.
- Yeah, no doubt about that.

581
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,967
Carl, why don't you grab your clubs,

582
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,902
go look for your ball with Lester.

583
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,505
Randall, hop on in.

584
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:23,481
Thank you so much for the meal.

585
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,783
You are more than welcome.

586
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,351
So, um...

587
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,153
what else is there to do in this town?

588
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,487
And, um,

589
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,256
please don't say the Zippo factory.

590
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,725
To be honest, there's
nothing really to do here,

591
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:36,394
- Mm.
- except get high and have sex.

592
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,997
And I don't do drugs.

593
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:47,305
Uh, I know what you're thinking.

594
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,674
Even the tunnel's getting laid.

595
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,513
Is it me?

596
00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:58,049
Hmm?

597
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,051
Are you still attracted to me?

598
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,820
Are you kidding?

599
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,021
I don't know.

600
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,322
You have a whole new body.

601
00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:08,026
- And...
- Kate, really.

602
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,994
I swear, I just have a lot on my mind.

603
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,996
Okay?

604
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,669
Okay.

605
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,806
It is the pants.

606
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,956
- What?
- What you said to me

607
00:27:23,957 --> 00:27:25,810
about keeping my old pants

608
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,779
in case I put the weight back on.

609
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,748
Along with the pressure of knowing

610
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,851
that if I didn't perform,

611
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,620
you would think it was because
I wasn't attracted to you.

612
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:39,190
Add stress and exhaustion and...

613
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,106
- Toby...
- Look, why-why-why did you say it?

614
00:27:42,107 --> 00:27:43,932
You know, is it because you-you doubt

615
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:46,206
that I can keep the weight
off, or because you're hoping

616
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,933
that I put the weight back on?

617
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,969
Okay, Tobe.

618
00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:55,340
Let's just go home.

619
00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,161
Well, I'm glad I'm driving.

620
00:28:02,162 --> 00:28:04,469
You really put back those G and Ts.

621
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:07,205
Oh, no. I'm... I'm fine.

622
00:28:07,206 --> 00:28:09,641
Thank you, though, for the, uh...

623
00:28:09,642 --> 00:28:12,577
drinks and the round.

624
00:28:12,578 --> 00:28:17,682
Jack, you really should
have taken that interview.

625
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,707
I appreciate the gesture,

626
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:26,745
but I don't need any help, sir.

627
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,514
Look, my father...

628
00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,017
was a pipe-fitter.

629
00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:34,085
He worked hard to put
me through college.

630
00:28:34,086 --> 00:28:35,854
And after I graduated,

631
00:28:35,855 --> 00:28:39,090
I wasn't too proud to
take a job as a runner

632
00:28:39,091 --> 00:28:41,493
at a brokerage house.

633
00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:44,639
I rose up the ranks,
met the woman I'd marry.

634
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,193
I bought a house, raised a family.

635
00:28:46,194 --> 00:28:48,033
Yeah, I...

636
00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:50,468
I joined a nice country club.

637
00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:52,604
And-And this club is where

638
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,807
we are gonna celebrate
Rebecca's wedding.

639
00:28:55,808 --> 00:28:58,610
I see myself

640
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,913
walking her down the
aisle at St. Michael's,

641
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,716
and afterwards, coming over here,

642
00:29:04,717 --> 00:29:06,818
and raising a toast to her

643
00:29:06,819 --> 00:29:09,821
and her husband at the reception.

644
00:29:09,822 --> 00:29:12,023
I see it all so clearly.

645
00:29:12,024 --> 00:29:14,893
Question.

646
00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:18,229
Do you see yourself here?

647
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:28,840
Randall said all that?

648
00:29:28,841 --> 00:29:30,809
Yeah.

649
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,848
Well... he's getting older

650
00:29:36,849 --> 00:29:40,051
- and figuring out his place in the world.
- Mm.

651
00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:44,389
Hey, did we let him
quit the dojo too easily?

652
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,791
I mean...

653
00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:49,394
were we threatened by it?

654
00:29:49,395 --> 00:29:51,830
No.

655
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,932
It was a long drive.

656
00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:55,967
And he wasn't excited about it.

657
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,902
It just...

658
00:29:57,903 --> 00:30:01,039
- It fizzled out.
- Yeah.

659
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,008
Yeah.

660
00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,113
Oh, not a minute too soon.

661
00:30:08,114 --> 00:30:10,849
Thank you, Lisa.

662
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,684
- Okay.
- There you go.

663
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,219
Could have been a lot worse

664
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,687
without the councilman's lessons.

665
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,462
How'd you grow up with a white father

666
00:30:17,463 --> 00:30:19,958
and not know how to golf?

667
00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:21,493
Tell me about it.

668
00:30:21,494 --> 00:30:23,361
Hey, how did you guys find the game?

669
00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:25,463
Well, when I-I said I wanted to learn,

670
00:30:25,464 --> 00:30:27,499
my father painted a golf pro's house

671
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,634
for free in exchange for lessons.

672
00:30:29,635 --> 00:30:31,603
Really? All right.

673
00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:34,539
- Tiger winning at Augusta in '97.
- Mm-hmm.

674
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,641
Hey, my Aunt Lizzie.

675
00:30:36,642 --> 00:30:38,409
She taught me to putt like Lee Elder

676
00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:40,645
and cuss like Red Foxx.

677
00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:42,881
Well, thank you, gentlemen,

678
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,750
for dragging my sorry ass
around the course today.

679
00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:48,119
Here is to fathers, to Tiger,

680
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,988
and to Lester's foul-mouthed Aunt Lizzie.

681
00:30:50,989 --> 00:30:52,290
- Yeah.
- Hear, hear.

682
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,592
- If they could see us now.
- Mm.

683
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:59,464
Listen... Why don't you find some time

684
00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:02,934
to stop by the office, we'll
talk about your grocery store.

685
00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,036
After we talk about my housing bill.

686
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,905
- Yes, sir.
- Mm.

687
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:08,573
That's a sure shot.

688
00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:11,075
That wasn't my shot. I told you...

689
00:31:11,076 --> 00:31:13,545
- You parked so far away.
- I'm sorry.

690
00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:16,047
My uncle lives right here so
we got to kind of be quiet.

691
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,415
- I'll try.
- Okay.

692
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,856
- But I make no promises.
- You are trouble.

693
00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:28,960
Hey.

694
00:31:28,961 --> 00:31:30,361
Sorry.

695
00:31:30,362 --> 00:31:32,263
Thought you'd be alone.

696
00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:37,769
You didn't have to send her away.

697
00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,637
Sorry I interrupted.

698
00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:41,673
That's all right.

699
00:31:41,674 --> 00:31:45,243
You interviewing mothers
to bear your children?

700
00:31:45,244 --> 00:31:48,913
Really? 'Cause I can
catch up with Donna.

701
00:31:48,914 --> 00:31:50,782
I saw Ryan.

702
00:31:51,884 --> 00:31:53,184
And?

703
00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:56,454
Total FUBAR.

704
00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:59,524
It started out okay, and then...

705
00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:02,760
he got critical, and I got defensive,

706
00:32:02,761 --> 00:32:05,063
and then we started arguing,

707
00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:07,065
and I lost my temper.

708
00:32:09,301 --> 00:32:11,202
I'm sorry.

709
00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:14,872
I told you it was a bad idea.

710
00:32:14,873 --> 00:32:17,475
I don't blame Ryan.

711
00:32:17,476 --> 00:32:19,110
I wouldn't want to be

712
00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,478
with someone as screwed up as me.

713
00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:22,914
Hey, come on.

714
00:32:22,915 --> 00:32:25,416
You've seen things.

715
00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:28,453
You-you have seen things that 99% of us,

716
00:32:28,454 --> 00:32:30,388
we can't even imagine.

717
00:32:30,389 --> 00:32:32,957
And yeah, you made some mistakes

718
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:36,194
along the way, but you're trying.

719
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,023
That doesn't make you unlovable.

720
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,258
It makes you human.

721
00:32:55,047 --> 00:32:56,981
I'm sorry.

722
00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:05,131
- Hello? Anybody home?
- Oh, no.

723
00:33:05,132 --> 00:33:07,834
They're, um, heading back
from The Grove now with Jack.

724
00:33:07,835 --> 00:33:09,402
Oh.

725
00:33:12,139 --> 00:33:13,606
I'm gonna unpack.

726
00:33:13,607 --> 00:33:15,274
Okay.

727
00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:16,642
Kate?

728
00:33:34,028 --> 00:33:35,229
Okay.

729
00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:38,498
Do you forgive me?

730
00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:43,102
For what you said

731
00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,072
or for cutting up the
wrong pair of pants?

732
00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:51,043
Both?

733
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,814
Baby,

734
00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:56,215
I believe in you.

735
00:33:56,216 --> 00:33:58,684
I always have. I always will.

736
00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,152
Oh, yeah?

737
00:34:00,153 --> 00:34:01,420
Yes.

738
00:34:01,421 --> 00:34:04,123
Do you believe me when I say

739
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:07,193
that you still fuel the
furnace that is my loins?

740
00:34:08,362 --> 00:34:10,730
Well, I could use some convincing.

741
00:34:10,731 --> 00:34:12,665
My attraction to you...

742
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:15,301
- Mm-hmm.
- is purely primal, Kate Pearson.

743
00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:19,038
You are nothing more to me
than a vessel for my feral lust.

744
00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:20,773
And the rest of it, the emotional stuff,

745
00:34:20,774 --> 00:34:22,975
I cast aside with contempt.

746
00:34:22,976 --> 00:34:24,443
Now,

747
00:34:24,444 --> 00:34:28,781
do you want to take Toby 2.0 for a spin?

748
00:34:28,782 --> 00:34:31,851
I will drive you down to the rims.

749
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:34,387
- Safe word?
- Mom and Miguel.

750
00:34:34,388 --> 00:34:36,489
- Weird, but I like it.
- No, they're gonna be back

751
00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:37,957
- in, like, five minutes.
- Good.

752
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,992
That gives us four minutes to
put ourselves back together.

753
00:34:39,993 --> 00:34:41,594
- Oh? Yeah?
- Yeah.

754
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:06,252
I'm gonna marry your daughter, Dave.

755
00:35:06,253 --> 00:35:08,354
I'm... I'm gonna marry her.

756
00:35:08,355 --> 00:35:11,257
I'm gonna get a good job.

757
00:35:11,258 --> 00:35:13,753
Buy a real nice house.

758
00:35:13,754 --> 00:35:16,022
A happy one.

759
00:35:17,064 --> 00:35:19,031
With kids

760
00:35:19,032 --> 00:35:21,133
running around the yard.

761
00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:24,036
So...

762
00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:25,972
let me ask you.

763
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:31,143
Do you see yourself there?

764
00:35:40,153 --> 00:35:43,289
You're never gonna be
good enough for her, Jack.

765
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:45,858
Say again?

766
00:35:49,196 --> 00:35:52,188
- Why don't you say that again?
- Oh, there he is.

767
00:35:52,189 --> 00:35:54,584
There's the guy I've
been waiting for, huh?

768
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,386
Say it again.

769
00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,054
Uh-huh.

770
00:35:58,055 --> 00:36:00,590
Jack?

771
00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,891
Hey, Bec.

772
00:36:01,892 --> 00:36:04,060
- I... Oh!
- Oh.

773
00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,619
- You okay?
- Yeah, no.

774
00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,078
- I'm fine.
- It was hot

775
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:09,232
out there, and he just
had a few too many.

776
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,968
I'm fine. You good? You okay?

777
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,270
- You, uh, you good?
- Hey.

778
00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:16,172
Why don't we get you home?

779
00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:19,242
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, I'll take you home.

780
00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:32,789
Jesus, Nick.

781
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,693
You scared the hell out of me.

782
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,562
Why can't you just
stay at your own place?

783
00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:41,831
You have fresh cold cuts.

784
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,433
Yeah. Well, okay.

785
00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,034
Well, you know, help yourself.

786
00:36:45,035 --> 00:36:46,369
Of course.

787
00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:50,406
I'm sorry.

788
00:36:51,775 --> 00:36:54,677
We should've taken that hike today.

789
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:01,718
- Night.
- Good night, Uncle Nicky.

790
00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,032
Wait.

791
00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:53,102
- Mr. Lawrence.
- Randall, my man.

792
00:37:56,974 --> 00:38:00,109
Mr. Lawrence, can I,
uh, talk to you a sec?

793
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,678
Sure.

794
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,313
Go on. I'll be right in.

795
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,481
Okay.

796
00:38:05,482 --> 00:38:08,284
Thank you for taking a
special interest in my son.

797
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,886
He really looks up to you.

798
00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:12,989
Uh, still, he's a...

799
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,824
12-year-old kid,

800
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,494
and if my son is asking
complicated, heavy questions

801
00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,813
about his place in this world,

802
00:38:20,814 --> 00:38:23,399
a simple heads-up to his
parents couldn't hurt.

803
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,968
Don't you think?

804
00:38:26,136 --> 00:38:28,338
- A heads-up.
- Mm.

805
00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:31,074
Okay. Anything else?

806
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,009
No.

807
00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:38,848
Actually, would, uh...

808
00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,017
you and your wife like

809
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:43,052
to come to the house
this weekend for dinner?

810
00:38:44,788 --> 00:38:46,756
We'd love to.

811
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,559
Great. Saturday at 7:00?

812
00:38:57,434 --> 00:38:59,402
- Hey, nice job, Randall.
- Thanks.

813
00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:01,104
I'll do better next time, I promise.

814
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,173
Randall, hold on a second.

815
00:39:07,174 --> 00:39:08,708
Stop.

816
00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:16,619
I'm sorry.

817
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,589
All right? I will...

818
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:23,559
listen better and lecture less.

819
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:26,262
Okay?

820
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,040
You are gonna be a very
important man, Randall.

821
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:40,610
And a lot of important relationships

822
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,412
happen on a golf course.

823
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:45,948
Me, I... I hit a ceiling.

824
00:39:45,949 --> 00:39:47,650
But for you,

825
00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:50,720
there is only sky.

826
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,223
So don't get caught on
the outside looking in.

827
00:39:54,224 --> 00:39:56,726
Sometimes you'll have to
play up to the competition,

828
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,895
sometimes you'll have to play down.

829
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,763
But play the game.

830
00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:27,623
Like father, like son.

831
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,393
What you want...

832
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,596
is to have a routine.

833
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,832
First, you got to line your shot up.

834
00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,537
And then you line your feet up

835
00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:43,473
to the target.

836
00:40:45,369 --> 00:40:47,237
- Okay?
- Okay.

837
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,561
Good.

838
00:41:05,562 --> 00:41:06,729
Again.

839
00:41:12,035 --> 00:41:13,369
Again.

840
00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:27,049
Again.

841
00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,200
This one's for you, Pop.

