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Very impressive, Josephina.
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You never sounded more flatulent.
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That means fart, right?
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Congratulations on your flatulation.
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So, I did it? I'm going
to be a jokester?
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It was my first try, and oh, my word.
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Please see Mr. Crummyham
in Monster Resources
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regarding your transfer paperwork,
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and I'll see you on the Laugh Floor.
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You see that? In ten minutes,
that's gonna be me.
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Uh, Ms. Flint, uh, are we all supposed
to be playing fart xylophones,
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'cause I didn't bring mine.
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Oh, darn. Mr., uh, Tusclin.
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- Tuskmon.
- Okay. Welcome to this week's auditions.
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Let's see what you got.
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Uh, it said guaranteed laughs. Uh...
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Are the peels supposed to do
something or is that on me?
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Mmm, how about you try again
next week, Mr. Tusclin?
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Hey-oh! How we doing? Good to be here.
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Uh, say, did you hear the one about
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the invisible kid in
the doctor's office?
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Oh! Oh! Uh...
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Sorry. Is it supposed
to lie back down like that?
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Is that normal?
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Not if you were funny. How about
you come back next week?
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Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.
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Oh, sorry! Box, box, box.
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I thought mimes don't use words.
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Same time next week, Mr. Tusclin.
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Next week.
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Next week.
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Next week.
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It's funny, no? Come on, man.
I just need a laugh, all right?
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Between you and me,
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I would have stuck with
the fart xylophone myself.
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Me, too.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Uh, Ms. Flint, hi. Look.
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I know Robot Boy is burning,
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but I'm pretty sure
it was laughing, too.
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I heard it. I'm not making this up.
You heard that...
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- Mr. Tusclin.
- Yes. Tuskmon.
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- But... Yep.
- While I appreciate your persistence,
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all my data indicates that,
well, how do I put this kindly?
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It's like if boring and unfunny
got married, had a kid,
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and that kid had his sense of
humor surgically removed,
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that kid would still be
funnier than you.
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Sorry. Are you saying I need to have
something surgically removed?
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Because I'll do it. I mean, I...
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Perhaps I need to be clearer.
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Not all scarers are cut out
to be jokesters.
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I'm sorry to say,
that was your last audition.
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- For now?
- Forever.
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- Um, but if you'll just let me come...
- You are not funny.
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Good day, Mr. Tusclin.
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It's... Tuskmon.
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Hello, mini monsters.
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Remain with your chaperones, please.
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Snow cones here! Get your snow cones!
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We got lemon, we got lingonberry.
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And the original snow flavor.
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It's Mini Monsters Day.
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The day we open up the
factory to all you kids
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to learn about working at Monsters, Inc.
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Hey! Watch the back.
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And the best part is, as supervisor,
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I get to tell other monsters what to do
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without having to do anything myself.
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- Nice!
- If you work hard and dream big,
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one day, you can empty
the trash cans here, too.
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Shut up. You want to
put us out of a job?
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That's so unsanitary.
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But cute!
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Do I have to do this, Mom?
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It's just for one day.
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You say that every year.
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Come on, Thalia.
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Please hold, he'll be right with you.
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Hey, Otis. How's your mom?
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Oh, thanks for asking, Thalia.
Her eyesight's going, hmm...
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But she's got more eyes
where those came from.
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- So it's not a problem.
- What group is she with?
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- I gotta get back to the funny business.
- Let me check.
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Uh, she's with... Ooh, MIFT.
The Monsters, Inc. Fun Team.
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Fun! Right. Sorry, honey.
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MIFT.
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All right, kids. Kids, over here.
Come on, gather around.
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And prepare to have your mini
monster minds blown wide open.
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Blown wide open? Cool.
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- Is that safe?
- Hold it. Where's Ty-Ty?
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He can't miss his very first
Mini Monster Day.
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- Morning, Tylor.
- Oh, there he is.
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How'd the audition go?
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- Sixth time's the charm.
- Seventh.
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Seventh time's the charm?
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That's it. No more auditions.
No more jokester. Nothing, ever.
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Sorry, Double T. But, hey, nobody
gets to be sad on Mini Monster Day.
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- It's gonna cheer you up.
- I don't know.
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- I'm not feeling it.
- Happy, happy.
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I don't wanna...
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I thought we were gonna get
paired with jokesters.
102
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Jokesters? Oh, no.
They're way over there.
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Oh, don't you worry, no.
You get to spend the day with us.
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The Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team.
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- What's a facilities?
- It's another word for bathroom.
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- We're on the Toilet Team?
- Flush away.
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- Which one of you is Gerty?
- The Toilet Team.
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Gerty. Gerty. Gerty.
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Aw, it's okay. It's okay.
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You're okay. You know why?
You're with me. I'm the boss.
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- Hiya! I'm Val Little.
- Thalia Flint.
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Well, little Miss Flint, we are
going to have a great day.
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A whole day underground
with MIFT. Whoop-dee-doo.
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We're gonna take that whoop-dee-doo
and turn it into whoo-hoo
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before the day is done.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Why don't we start with the "whoo"
and work our way to the "hoo"?
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No?
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Just a little "whoo"?
Tiny bit of "whoo"?
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- Teeny tiny "whoo"?
- Big guy with big horns.
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Tylor, hi. My name's Alexander,
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and we're gonna be BFF-AE-AE-AE-AE-Fs.
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That's best friends forever,
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and ever and ever, and
ever and ever, forever.
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I can't wait for you to show me...
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Lucky you. I got stuck
with Ms. Flint's kid.
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Ms. Flint's kid?
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The crab apple does not
fall far from the tree.
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Ms. Flint's kid, as in, Ms. Flint,
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the one who's in charge
of the auditions?
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Yeah, Flint. Thalia's
so much like her mom.
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"I've never cracked a smile in my life.
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I'm not gonna smile,
no matter what you say,
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'cause I'm so solemn".
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Ms. Flint's kid?
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The doctor said he couldn't
see him right now.
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Doctor jokes? Comedy gold!
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Probably the funniest monster
at Monsters, Inc.
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Give him another chance, Mom.
Give him another chance!
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Another chance!
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Our newest jokester, Tylor Tuskmon.
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Your naked chicken.
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And I gave her the "whoo", and the
"hoo" and she just walks away.
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- Trade with me.
- Trade with who?
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You gotta trade with me.
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- Please. Come on.
- But she was assigned to me.
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Best friend since college.
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- Please, Val.
- To me.
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Look at me. Please, please.
Don't make me beg. Please.
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- But, uh...
- Please. Please. Please.
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♪ We're going down we're
going down, down, down ♪
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We're going where?
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Thanks for trading, Val.
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Good luck!
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Hey, there, Thalia. I'm Tylor.
Tylor Tuskmon. Eh?
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Remember my name.
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♪ We're going down to MIFT
we're going down to MIFT ♪
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For the next nine hours...
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That includes lunch and
two 15-minute breaks.
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I want you to think of this place
as your, um, you know, your, um...
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- Home away from home?
- Your home away from hope.
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Buckle up.
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Okay, let's play two
truths and a lie. I'll go first.
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When I was 12, I swallowed
someone else's tooth.
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Duncan's middle name's Pepperidge.
And I hate trying new things.
166
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No. I bet you love
trying new things, right?
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Right. You totally get me.
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- Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!
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And here we are, child.
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The workplace of Duncan,
pianist and deputy supervisor.
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My name is Oscar, not child.
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You don't have any interest
in Fritz's job, do you?
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- No.
- Then you wouldn't mind
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signing a simple contract
to legalize your response.
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If you don't mind signing my contract
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releasing me from all
liability for my actions.
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I like your style, kid.
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And as you can see, there is
plenty of equipment in here
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that could result in
a workplace accident.
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Has anyone ever had an accident?
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You mean anyones?
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Klaus, Rodney, Carl,
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oh, just a few of the casualties
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of improper safety
procedures, my friend.
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Whoa!
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Was this alive?
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Depends on your definition of alive.
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00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:03,313
Yep. I keep a little souvenir of each.
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00:09:03,318 --> 00:09:05,232
Both as a reminder
of the unsafe incident,
190
00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:07,192
and as a unique use of my leisure time.
191
00:09:07,197 --> 00:09:09,153
It moved.
192
00:09:09,158 --> 00:09:12,448
Now, the original Drooler Cooler
was made from real drool.
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00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:15,534
Not the high gooptose horn syrup
that they use today.
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I bet you didn't know that.
195
00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:20,706
You're not much of a talker, are you?
196
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- You wanna hear a joke?
- Nope.
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00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:33,635
Okay. So, a griffin, a slug and
a hydra walk into a dive bar.
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00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,637
Wait, no... That might
not be appropriate.
199
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,307
- Um, oh, maybe, uh...
- This desk seems small for you.
200
00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,726
Oh, that's because
it's my temporary desk.
201
00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,961
I was gonna be a scarer,
then the Laugh Power thing...
202
00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:46,315
- Another scarer. Great.
- Wait. It used to be Banana Bread's desk.
203
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,233
I mean, Winchester.
His name is Winchester.
204
00:09:48,238 --> 00:09:49,985
Oh, yeah. The Winchester guy.
205
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My mom mentioned his amazing
comic theory, blah, blah...
206
00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:56,533
Stop the clock. Your mom's
Ms. Flint? I did not know that.
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That is so weird. I mean,
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because I wanna be a jokester,
and your mom's like...
209
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,700
- Can I just go to my mom's office?
- Why would you do that?
210
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,065
You're gonna be having
so much fun with me,
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00:10:05,069 --> 00:10:06,420
you're not even gonna
wanna go back there.
212
00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:09,911
Just think of me as like your fun uncle.
213
00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:13,197
I had a fun uncle. He's dead.
214
00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:15,886
I'm sorry for your loss.
215
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,514
MIFTers and mini MIFTers, look alive,
216
00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:23,916
because we've got a work order.
217
00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:28,565
- We lost our kid. Sorry.
- What do you mean you lost your kid?
218
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,193
The work order said it's
a broken trash can wheel.
219
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,987
It broke when Smitty tripped
over it chasing after our kid.
220
00:10:33,992 --> 00:10:35,739
Yeah, that little slugger's fast.
221
00:10:35,744 --> 00:10:38,200
This is as bad as when we lost
the kid from last year.
222
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,994
- And the year before that.
- And the year before that.
223
00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:43,872
Well, we eventually found
all of 'em. I think.
224
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,000
Um, am I the only one who thinks
we should call security?
225
00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:49,550
Wait. What does this kid look like?
226
00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:53,128
He looks like that!
227
00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:58,595
MIFTers, you and your mini MIFTers,
search the door shafts.
228
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,597
Gerty, you and I are
heading for the DVC.
229
00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:02,474
- "DVC"?
- The Door Vault Control.
230
00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:03,767
- Come on.
- Let's go.
231
00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:09,273
- Me? But I'm not a MIFTer.
- Hey! Today, you're with us.
232
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,110
Little Gibbs could be anywhere.
233
00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:15,854
Val, take the DVN shafts.
Tylor, take the DVS.
234
00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:18,031
- Roger that.
- Duncan and I will take the DVW.
235
00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,371
Whoa!
236
00:11:24,126 --> 00:11:25,914
Kurtz, we've got a problem.
237
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,666
Hey. I'm busy watching here.
238
00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:30,544
A mini monster was lost in the door
shaft. Have you seen anything?
239
00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:33,338
I can't make a move without a 4-22-16.
240
00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:35,215
You want me to fill out a form?
241
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,925
If I don't have it, Roze'll have my...
242
00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,646
Keep your eyes peeled and
let me know if you see anything.
243
00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:49,413
- I saw something.
- Watch it!
244
00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,566
You're okay. Come in, Val.
245
00:11:52,571 --> 00:11:54,610
Little Gibbs is headed your way.
246
00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,341
Got him. Hold tight.
247
00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:05,662
Lost him. Cutter,
he went in the DVV shaft.
248
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,790
We're on it.
249
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,129
Door!
250
00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:14,938
Left! Left! Left! Left! Right!
Faster! Faster!
251
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,223
You wanna drive, Duncan?
252
00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:19,223
No, I'm much more comfortable
shouting orders! Thank you!
253
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,186
- Tylor, look.
- What? What? Oh!
254
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,713
No!
255
00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:32,458
There is a mini monster in danger.
256
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,163
Search all the tracks. Immediately!
257
00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:36,068
- But the 4-22-16!
- Do it.
258
00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:45,990
- Anything?
- Nothing.
259
00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:46,995
Cutter?
260
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,541
- We saw where Tina lost her tail.
- And it was wiggling.
261
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:53,290
Oh, there he is.
262
00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:56,939
Found him. Headed
for shredder shaft four.
263
00:12:56,944 --> 00:13:00,250
He's headed for a shredder
shaft? Shut it down!
264
00:13:00,255 --> 00:13:01,955
I'll need a 19-9-4 for that.
265
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,100
Will you get out of my way?
I'll take care of this myself.
266
00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:06,131
- Tylor, come in.
- Yeah, right here, Fritz.
267
00:13:06,136 --> 00:13:08,351
- He's headed for a shredder shaft.
- Shredder shaft?
268
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,966
Shredder shaft four.
It's in the DVE sector.
269
00:13:10,971 --> 00:13:12,771
You're the closest. Stay frothy.
270
00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,570
We gotta stop that baby.
271
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,944
Take the controls.
272
00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:20,612
Controls? I'm not a MIFTer.
273
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:23,657
- Direction, rotation, speed. Now, drive.
- Uh...
274
00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:27,035
- I don't know...
- All right, buddy. Here we go!
275
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:30,539
- I got ya. Uh...
- Whoa!
276
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,625
- All right. Don't worry. I'm coming. Ah!
- Tylor!
277
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,878
- Uh... Ugh. Okay.
- Watch out!
278
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,771
Uh, what? What do we, uh...
279
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,233
- Oh! Oh, no, no, no!
- Watch out!
280
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,511
Uh, oh, okay. All right. Hang on.
281
00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:47,431
- Tylor! Help!
- All right, here we go.
282
00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:50,230
Uh...
283
00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:53,879
Oh! Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Ah!
284
00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:57,483
Jump! Jump! Jump!
285
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,860
- I got you. I got you.
- That was close.
286
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,197
We got the baby.
287
00:14:03,202 --> 00:14:04,912
Safe and sound.
288
00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:08,786
Oh, thanks. We'll never
lose another kid again.
289
00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:13,248
Hey! That's a goal, not a promise.
290
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,084
Good job, everyone.
291
00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:16,794
Now, let's head back to headquarters
292
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:19,338
for some well-deserved Drooler Coolers.
293
00:14:19,343 --> 00:14:21,799
- Yeah!
- Drooler Cooler!
294
00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:24,802
- M-I-F-T!
- Are you gonna puke?
295
00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:27,596
- Me?
- 'Cause you look like you are gonna puke.
296
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:31,558
No, I'm always this shade of green.
297
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:34,812
Hey, and, uh, speaking of green,
298
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:38,487
what's round, green and goes honk honk?
299
00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:42,812
Mike Wazowski driving his car.
300
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,530
Oh, you've heard it. Oh, okay.
301
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:48,080
It wasn't funny the first time I
heard it and it wasn't funny now.
302
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,625
You are not funny.
303
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,670
- Ow. What is it, Double T?
- I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
304
00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:03,215
We were totally getting along.
And now look at her. Look.
305
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,175
I can't even get her to smile, you know.
306
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,928
She just looks at me
and she's just... bleh.
307
00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:10,055
She was my last chance
at becoming a jokester.
308
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,141
You know this was
all her mom's fault, right?
309
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:16,186
Maybe if you weren't being such
an a... mbitiously focused individual.
310
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:19,523
Yeah, I'm done, okay? For all
I care, Thalia can go find her
311
00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:21,942
I-wouldn't-know-comedy
if-it-hit-me-in-the-butt mom
312
00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:24,445
and let her know that Tylor Tuskmon
313
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:27,823
says that she is the most not funny
monster in all of Monstropolis.
314
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:30,534
Not me. She can walk herself upstairs,
315
00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:33,704
march into her mom's office
and tell her that.
316
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:36,457
Okay, I'll go tell her that.
317
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:50,846
Wait! Uh, Thalia, wait.
318
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:53,724
Hello? Thalia?
319
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,275
Thalia?
320
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:04,485
Uh, no. Wait. You don't need to do this.
321
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:07,529
No, no. no. Stop. Don't go up there.
You don't need to do this.
322
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,157
Come on, no. Come on, what
are you... No, don't touch...
323
00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:11,575
You don't need to tell your mom.
324
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:14,875
I'm the one who doesn't know
anything about comedy. Oh, come on!
325
00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,252
Come on, come on, come on.
326
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,505
- Sorry, look out! Look out!
- Hey, watch it!
327
00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:26,011
Sorry about that, guys.
328
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,969
Thalia!
329
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,154
Oh...
330
00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:52,583
There's a massive pastry
cleanup in hallway 12.
331
00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:54,748
You'll see it.
332
00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:59,044
Hmm?
333
00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:02,089
Uh... Mmm...
334
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,271
Wait.
335
00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:21,900
Thalia, wait. Wait, wait.
336
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,107
Don't go tell your mom what I said.
337
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,822
I was just trying to make you laugh.
338
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,027
So, you'd tell your mom I was funny.
339
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:32,422
And then, you know, maybe
she'd give me another audition
340
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,277
or another chance.
341
00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:38,459
Okay? But... But what I did was wrong.
342
00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,837
I knew what you were up to.
343
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,709
You did?
344
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,763
It's happened before,
with the other scarers.
345
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:52,514
But you're the first one to admit it.
346
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,884
Respect.
347
00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:00,230
Huh?
348
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,909
I give it the old Fritzerelli touch.
349
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:17,076
MIFTers and mini MIFTers,
our day is almost done.
350
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:19,036
We'd have you do more, but we learned,
351
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,671
last year, about a thing
called child labor law.
352
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,931
So, I just want to say, I'm proud,
353
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,396
so proud of each and every one of you.
354
00:18:27,132 --> 00:18:29,630
Fritz, can I say something?
355
00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:31,298
Oh, absolutely.
356
00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:34,201
Do you want musical accompaniment?
It's better with music.
357
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,591
No, no, no, it's fine.
358
00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:42,743
This morning, I thought
spending the day with MIFT
359
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,938
would be the worst possible thing ever.
360
00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:48,399
I thought you all were
just a bunch of weirdos
361
00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:50,734
hidden away in your
underground loony bin.
362
00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:52,236
Not that far off, hon.
363
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:56,481
I was wrong. You are the
monsters behind the monsters.
364
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:59,368
And you may not get the glory
that the jokesters do,
365
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:02,579
but you are the true power
that keeps this parapet running.
366
00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:07,543
So, today I wanna say, I'm proud, too.
367
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,200
Proud to call myself a mini MIFTer.
368
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:13,090
So, let's get out there and wrench...
369
00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,175
Those nuts!
370
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:19,301
M-I-F-T!
371
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:23,725
Oh, proud crying.
372
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,060
Here you go, kiddo.
373
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:26,854
Are you sure I can keep it?
374
00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:29,356
It's not an "it", kid. It's Klaus.
375
00:19:29,361 --> 00:19:32,609
Hey, come on, kids.
It's time to go back upstairs.
376
00:19:32,614 --> 00:19:33,902
M-I-F-T!
377
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,905
There's a 70% chance those
kids aren't making it outta here.
378
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,579
M-I-F-T!
379
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:42,077
You know, you make a pretty good MIFTer.
380
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:46,665
Huh... I, uh, I guess I do.
381
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,355
So long, Tuskmon.
382
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:52,446
I'll, uh, see you around, Thalia.
383
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:55,507
M-I-F-T!
384
00:19:55,512 --> 00:20:00,179
Told you nobody's sad on Mini
Monster Day. Best day ever.
385
00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:03,261
Yes. Yes, it is.
386
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,520
So, how was Mini Monster Day?
387
00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,439
It was good.
388
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:13,609
- Good? Who'd you get paired with?
- Tylor Tuskmon.
389
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:14,740
Oh...
390
00:20:15,324 --> 00:20:16,637
He was really...
391
00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:18,280
Painfully devoid of comedy?
392
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,286
No, Mom.
393
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:22,081
Funny.
394
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:44,473
Welcome, everybody. When
one jokester won't do, get two.
395
00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:47,101
Yes, two jokesters performing
together as a single act,
396
00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:49,269
a sacred show business relationship.
397
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:52,314
And in these comedy pairings
is always a straight man,
398
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,322
as you can see, and a goofball.
399
00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:58,529
The straight man is
intelligent and charismatic,
400
00:20:58,534 --> 00:20:59,738
so nice to see me,
401
00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:02,074
while the goofball is dim
and slow on the uptake.
402
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:03,909
The straight man is good looking...
403
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,244
Drink it in. Drink it in.
404
00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:07,704
... while the goofball is
nothing but a silly sap head
405
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,499
who refuses to use odorant
because he says, "It sticks to my fur".
406
00:21:11,964 --> 00:21:13,585
The straight man is sensible,
407
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,390
while the goofball is
a real blabbermouth.
408
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:16,713
He never knows when to shut up.
409
00:21:16,718 --> 00:21:19,466
He's always going on and on about this,
410
00:21:19,471 --> 00:21:21,301
- about that, about this.
- Are we finished?
411
00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:22,719
Quiet, Sulley. I'm on a roll.
412
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,638
The straight man often
stands in bewilderment
413
00:21:24,643 --> 00:21:26,957
as the goofball makes
an utter fool out of himself.
414
00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:28,725
Not sure why they call him a goofball.
415
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:31,770
Unless he's ball-shaped. See?
416
00:21:31,775 --> 00:21:34,711
Then it would make more
sense. If the goofball...
417
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,235
Why didn't you stop me?
418
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,909
'Cause it's a sacred
show business relationship.
419
00:21:41,994 --> 00:21:42,995
Doody.
420
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,387
What are production babies?
421
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,957
I'll explain when you're older.
422
00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,361
But I'm older than you.
423
00:24:39,366 --> 00:24:41,866
Oh, then you can explain it to me.
424
00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:45,070
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