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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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Belinda Carlisle there with one
of the biggest hits of 1987 so far.
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Gotta love that track!
Coming up next in just a moment...
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Could you please stop it?
I just wanna have some fun, okay?
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Kelly, come on.
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- Kelly.
- I'm still walking, Wes.
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We've only got a couple of hours
so let's, uh... let's use it.
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I am using it.
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Hey.
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You're good at this.
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It's, uh... got different endings.
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Depending on if you're in one
or two player.
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Uh-huh?
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- It was kinda the first game to do that.
- Damn it!
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Do you wanna play Top Speed?
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Oh, no.
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Thank you.
I just wanna get my bearings a bit.
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Uh... okay.
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- See you around?
- Mm-hmm.
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Go along with whatever I say.
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- Sorry?
- Whatever I say, go along with it.
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Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now.
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- Do I have to red light you?
- Two hours 35.
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- There's not much time left.
- Wes.
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Look...
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- Last week, we had the most amazing...
- Last week was last week.
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I need to talk with my friend here, okay?
Haven't seen her in a while.
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Wes, she's sick.
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Like "six months to live" sick.
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Five, actually.
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I need to catch up with her.
Private time.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hey, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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See you around?
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Sure.
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Sorry for killing you.
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The whole "six months to live" thing?
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Sorry. Five.
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Five was a nice touch.
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- Kelly.
- Yorkie.
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- Yurgie?
- Yorkie.
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Like the dog breed?
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Yeah.
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He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad.
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- Met him at the Quagmire so...
- What's the Quagmire?
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If you don't already know
what the Quagmire is,
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you probably don't wanna know.
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No?
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You want another one?
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- Oh, no, I...
- Yeah, you do. Come on.
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Do I have to tug your leash?
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- Hey, Blondie.
- I'm Blondie?
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You are. Jack and Coke times two.
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- Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke.
- Times two.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm... regarding you.
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I feel like I'm being analysed.
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- Why the glasses?
- Um...
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I like them. They totally work on you.
But do you need them?
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- Yeah, the lenses don't do anything.
- Knew it!
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I used to wear them in school.
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So I guess now
they're just kind of a... comfort thing.
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I figured they were
kind of a fashion statement.
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- Really?
- But then the rest of your outfit is not.
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Don't take that wrong.
It's refreshing. I mean, look around.
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People try so hard to look
how they think they should look.
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They probably saw it in some movie.
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But I like these.
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You're authentically you.
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Thanks.
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Cheers.
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You never tasted it before?
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No, I...
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I just haven't had it in a while.
It's good.
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Do you live here?
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- No. Oh, uh...
- Tourist?
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We'll go with tourist.
So you're new here?
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- First night.
- First night? Wow, okay!
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Oh, my God!
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We have to dance to this.
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- With each other?
- Uh-huh.
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- Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing.
- Oh, let's not limit ourselves.
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- No, I can't.
- Yes, you can, come on.
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- No, I'll look dumb...
- Just follow my lead!
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Copy me.
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You got it.
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Hey!
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- Why did you run away?
- Oh, sorry.
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I... I said I'm not much of a dancer.
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No shit.
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Like a frightened horse
on a frozen lake back there.
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I'm kidding. Half kidding.
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Sorry I pushed you into it.
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Saturday nights once a week.
It's like no time. I get impatient.
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No, no, it's not that. It's...
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- Everyone was looking.
- Looking?
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Yeah. You know, two girls dancing.
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Okay, one, folks are way less uptight
than they used to be.
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And two, this is a party town.
No one's judging.
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Face it. If they were staring,
it's because I am bodacious.
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- You're stupid.
- Thank you!
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- I've never been on a dance floor.
- Never?
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As in the whole time
you've been alive never?
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Never.
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What are you, like, Amish?
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That's one sheltered existence
you got there.
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Yeah, well.
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As far as my family's concerned,
I can't do anything.
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Well, no one knows
about even half the shit I get up to.
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With your folks, though,
it's from a place of love, though, right?
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- They worry.
- They don't worry.
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Just the concept of me enjoying myself
would blow their minds.
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What would you like to do?
That you've never done?
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Oh...
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So many things.
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San Junipero is a party town.
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All up for grabs.
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Midnight's two hours away.
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Oh, that's not long.
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Why waste time sitting here?
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I, um...
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- Listen...
- It's okay.
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- No, I mean...
- Really, it's okay.
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No, I'm, uh...
I'm engaged. I have a fiancé.
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- He's called Greg.
- And is Greg here?
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- No, he's...
- Elsewhere?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wanna go to bed with me?
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We could be back at mine in like...
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I never did anything like that.
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All the more reason.
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Oh, you're nice.
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- I can't.
- Okay.
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- I just... I can't.
- I get it.
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- I have to go.
- In this?
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It's been really great to meet you.
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Likewise.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Shit.
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- What the hell, Wes?
- Look, I know I'm coming across...
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- I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay?
- No, don't do that. Just...
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- Then stop this.
- Can you hear me out? Please? Please.
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How many girls do you think there are
in San Junipero?
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Hundreds? Thousands?
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I don't care.
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I'm saying there's plenty
of other girls out there for you, Wes.
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The locals? They're like dead people.
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A little lively for dead people.
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Look, I don't want some kind
of boring romance, okay?
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Like, Jesus,
put us in a retirement home deal.
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Well, if you're looking for someone
to fuck, there's options.
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- Hang out at the Quagmire again.
- It's not just sex.
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- It was just sex.
- No, we made a connection.
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Wes, it was just sex.
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- No...
- No roots.
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We had fun.
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I'm sorry.
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Enjoy the town, for God's sake.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Waiting for someone?
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Not really.
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I'll get you a drink?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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So, uh... yeah,
it was microsurgery, I guess.
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You know, both my kneecaps
had kind of just worn down.
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You know, I never got this song.
Kind of weird.
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- Shall we dance?
- Sure.
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I mean, I guess by the time
I'd put my mind to, like, computing.
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You know, caught that first wave,
would have had a different story.
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Gotta use the bathroom.
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Okay.
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- I don't know how to do this.
- Do what?
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Just help me.
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Can you just...
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Just make this easy for me?
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You wanna get in my car?
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- How long have you been here?
- Sorry?
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- How long have you been here?
- In San Junipero?
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Uh... Couple of months.
Plan is long enough to enjoy myself.
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Guess I'm a tourist, like you.
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Yeah.
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Hey. You okay?
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Yeah.
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Stop!
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Sorry, but...
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Man, your face!
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Wow.
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- You like it?
- It's just so big.
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Reminds me of where I grew up.
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Miss your mom?
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You have to show me.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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You never slept with a woman before?
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That's not a critique.
I mean, it was fucking awesome.
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No, never with a woman.
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Never with anyone.
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Not anyone?
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- What, in town or...?
- No. No one, nowhere.
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- I guess you deflowered me.
- I deflowered you?
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What is this? Merry England?
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Shut up.
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You've had relationships though.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Hello! You got a fiancé.
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- It's complicated.
- Yeah, I'll say.
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When did you know...
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- that you liked women?
- I like men too.
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Equal rights.
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Okay.
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But when did you know?
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Do you always know?
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I was married to a guy.
A long time, I was married.
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I always knew.
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I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls,
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co-workers, friends,
some waitress that served me.
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They were crushes.
God, they were crushes.
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Never acted on any of it.
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Never did anything.
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I was in love with him.
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I really was in love with him.
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But he chose not to stick around.
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So now it's me.
And I'm passing through.
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And before I leave,
I'll have a good time.
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I'm just gonna have a good time.
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Time's nearly up.
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Then let's lie here.
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Excuse me?
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Have you seen Kelly?
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- What's that?
- Kelly.
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I haven't seen her all night.
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You tried the Quagmire?
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What is the Quagmire?
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- Whoa! Hey!
- I'm sorry!
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Yeah, I know you from somewhere.
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Tucker's.
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- Kelly's friend, huh?
- Do you know where to find her?
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- How would I know that?
- You're her friend.
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- Was a friend.
- Has she been here?
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No.
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You too, huh?
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Well...
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Hey. Try a different time.
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Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time.
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She's worth the shot, right?
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Introducing the totally redesigned
Chrysler Cordoba.
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All the luxury you expect is here.
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But so is gas mileage...
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No, no, no.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Golden age, right?
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- Right.
- You playing or...
260
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I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone.
261
00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,950
Maybe... next time.
262
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,364
_
263
00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,870
♪ Don't you think? ♪
264
00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:15,030
♪ It's like rain... ♪
265
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:46,870
Kelly?
266
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,605
_
267
00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:34,270
Yeah!
268
00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:36,870
You're beautiful!
269
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,230
- Select a song!
- Hi.
270
00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:43,870
Ladies' room.
271
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,190
Hey.
272
00:29:50,510 --> 00:29:52,390
Hey. No, you...
273
00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,510
Wait a minute.
274
00:29:56,510 --> 00:29:58,190
Why are you here?
275
00:29:58,270 --> 00:30:00,430
I was looking for you.
Where did you go?
276
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:02,190
I like a change of music.
277
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,750
How the hell is this your era?
278
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:11,950
- You hid from me.
- One, I did not.
279
00:30:12,030 --> 00:30:16,750
Two, I owe you zero.
And three... see point two.
280
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:26,790
It's not about who owes who.
It's about manners.
281
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:29,070
You don't know who I am.
282
00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:32,630
You don't know what this means.
283
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,830
This means fun.
284
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,870
Or it should. And this...
285
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:42,190
This is not fun, okay?
286
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,870
This is not fun.
287
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:47,670
So you don't feel bad?
288
00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:56,270
Maybe you should feel bad.
Or at least feel something.
289
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:44,510
Have you seen a girl?
Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses?
290
00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:46,150
Uh...
291
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,310
Oh, jeez.
292
00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:07,270
Hey.
293
00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,110
Please tell me
you got your pain slider set to zero.
294
00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:20,270
Yeah, I think so.
295
00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:33,350
- Okay, listen.
- How many of them are dead?
296
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,070
Like what percentage?
297
00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:41,910
As in full-timers?
298
00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:48,550
Eighty. Eighty-five.
299
00:32:58,230 --> 00:32:59,310
I'm sorry.
300
00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:06,590
- I'm not gonna jump.
- I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's...
301
00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,230
In the time I've been here,
I said I wouldn't...
302
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:15,870
I don't know, do feelings.
303
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,430
You freaked me out.
304
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:23,990
I don't want to like anyone.
305
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:30,110
So you've been just...
totally fucking inconvenient.
306
00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:33,550
It's that...
307
00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:37,630
I don't know how long there is.
308
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:44,430
And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you.
For wanting something...
309
00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:08,590
Next week it is.
310
00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:11,790
I'm getting married.
311
00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:13,750
Next week?
312
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,670
To nice Greg?
313
00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:21,550
- Sure you're going through with that?
- I have to.
314
00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:26,390
- You have to?
- Mm-hmm.
315
00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,110
He really is a good guy.
316
00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:36,270
I mean, my family don't approve, but...
317
00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,510
they can't stop us.
318
00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:48,110
I know he pities me. That pisses me off.
319
00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:54,150
But that's not fair 'cause he's...
320
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:06,630
You said you don't know
how much time there is.
321
00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:09,070
What does that mean?
322
00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:17,550
They tell me three months.
323
00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:22,430
It's spread basically everywhere.
324
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,950
They said three months before
six months ago.
325
00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,950
So, you know, what do they know?
326
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,630
Doesn't even taste of anything.
327
00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:42,190
- But so you'll stay here after?
- No.
328
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,990
When I'm done, I am done.
329
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:48,310
But that's cra... I mean...
330
00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:52,630
- Why?
- Richard.
331
00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:55,390
That's...
332
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,150
My husband's name was Richard.
333
00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:05,710
He died just two years ago.
334
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:10,630
So we had the opportunity
to stay in San Junipero.
335
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,710
Pass over.
336
00:36:13,870 --> 00:36:14,910
Didn't take it.
337
00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:19,510
- Didn't want to take it.
- Why wouldn't anyone take it?
338
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:23,350
He had his viewpoint.
339
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:30,350
There were things he believed
and things he didn't believe in,
340
00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:32,110
and this place was one of them.
341
00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:36,950
Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run.
342
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,270
Shit.
343
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:44,790
I didn't know if I wanted to try it
but... I mean...
344
00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:50,710
Jesus, without this place,
I never would've met someone like you.
345
00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:54,750
- Yeah, you could have.
- No, I wouldn't.
346
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:57,070
- We could have met outside all this.
- No.
347
00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:02,510
You... would not have got me at all.
348
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:06,670
At all.
349
00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:11,630
If we really met, I mean...
350
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:15,110
If we really met, you wouldn't like me.
351
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,030
Try me.
352
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:21,390
Or you'd...
You wouldn't want to spend time with me.
353
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,710
- You'd come and then...
- Try me.
354
00:37:23,790 --> 00:37:24,790
Why?
355
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:28,390
Why? What's the point?
356
00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:30,590
What? Where are you? Houston?
357
00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:33,310
Carson City, Nevada.
358
00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:36,430
So come on.
359
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:39,590
I showed you mine.
360
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:41,470
Where are you?
361
00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:46,990
- I can just look it up.
- Santa Rosa, California.
362
00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:50,790
- That's no distance.
- I don't want you to...
363
00:37:54,550 --> 00:37:57,990
- I don't want you to see me. I'm scared...
- And I'm dying.
364
00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:01,990
Whatever you are can't scare me.
365
00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:07,310
Let me come visit.
366
00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:10,870
I want to say hi.
367
00:38:37,423 --> 00:38:38,635
_
368
00:38:53,350 --> 00:38:54,790
Here you go.
369
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:19,310
You okay?
370
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:31,590
Please check in at our self-service pods
371
00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,470
using swipe cards provided.
372
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:38,230
- You must be Kelly.
- I guess I must.
373
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,550
- She's waiting for you.
- Thank you.
374
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,350
Please.
375
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:48,910
She won't be able
to physically respond in any way.
376
00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,830
But she can hear you.
377
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:53,950
I'll give you some privacy.
378
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,270
Hello, stupid.
379
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:33,190
It's good to see you.
380
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:53,110
Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly?
381
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,990
It is.
382
00:40:57,390 --> 00:41:00,230
- I'm Greg.
- You're Greg?
383
00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:03,630
Holy shit.
384
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:07,470
Yeah, I think it's great
that you came down here in person
385
00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,830
before she passes over.
386
00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:10,670
Even her folks
don't come visit no more so...
387
00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,030
She's passing over?
388
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,990
- When?
- Uh...
389
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:19,430
- Let's go grab a coffee.
- Okay.
390
00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:24,110
- She didn't tell you?
- No, she did not.
391
00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:29,710
- Said she was just visiting.
- More like sampling the trial version.
392
00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:37,430
I mean, I've only known her
the past three years.
393
00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:40,470
We talk on the comm box.
394
00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:46,190
She told you how she ended up
quadriplegic?
395
00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:48,110
And how long she's been that way?
396
00:41:49,870 --> 00:41:54,230
One night, she's 21,
comes out to her folks.
397
00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:56,990
They're a little uptight about it,
you might say.
398
00:41:58,070 --> 00:41:59,830
They told her they don't
want a gay daughter.
399
00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,990
It's not natural and so forth.
400
00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:06,110
They fight. She gets in her car.
Runs it off the road. Boom!
401
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,310
- When she was 21?
- More than 40 years back.
402
00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:12,430
It's been her whole lifetime, basically.
403
00:42:12,510 --> 00:42:15,030
So the whole San Junipero system
has been a big deal for her.
404
00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,630
The biggest deal.
405
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:21,630
Of course now, until she passes over,
it goes permanent,
406
00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:24,110
she's on a five-hour weekly limit.
407
00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,070
I guess you're the same.
408
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:29,630
They ration it out.
They don't trust us with more.
409
00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:32,710
They say you go crazy
if you have too much, you know?
410
00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,670
You don't leave your seat.
You disassociate body from mind.
411
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:39,790
Like that doesn't happen
in every senior home already.
412
00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:43,110
The system's there
for therapeutic reasons,
413
00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:46,150
immersive nostalgia therapy.
414
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,750
Plunge you into a world of memories.
415
00:42:49,510 --> 00:42:52,830
Helps with Alzheimer's,
that's what they say.
416
00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:54,150
Small mercies.
417
00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:56,790
So...
418
00:42:58,070 --> 00:42:59,830
About this marriage...
419
00:43:02,070 --> 00:43:05,150
The state's got a triple lockdown
on euthanasia cases.
420
00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:09,350
You gotta have a sign-off from the doc,
the patient, a family member.
421
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:13,830
It's to stop folks from passing over just
because they prefer San Junipero flat out.
422
00:43:13,910 --> 00:43:15,750
Anyhow, Yorkie's family,
423
00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:19,030
they're big-time religious,
and they will not sign.
424
00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,350
But a spouse can override them.
425
00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:25,550
- Hence the wedding bells.
- You got it.
426
00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:27,670
We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m.,
427
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:30,590
and then she's scheduled to pass
tomorrow afternoon.
428
00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:34,030
"Scheduled to pass."
Let's just call it dying.
429
00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:36,110
If you can call it dying.
430
00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:39,310
Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven.
431
00:43:40,270 --> 00:43:41,470
I guess.
432
00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:44,630
You gonna wear a suit?
433
00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,910
The ceremony's on my coffee break.
434
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:53,790
I never married so I just figured,
you know, what's the harm?
435
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,190
You're a good man.
436
00:43:58,230 --> 00:43:59,670
It's the least I could do, right?
437
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:06,510
Think you could hook us up
to the system now?
438
00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:09,630
Just for a little while,
before she passes?
439
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:13,310
You can still see her afterwards.
I mean, then she's no limit.
440
00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:16,230
She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan.
441
00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:18,470
I know, but can you?
442
00:44:18,550 --> 00:44:21,150
Seriously, it is so tight here
that they monitor every...
443
00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:23,190
I only want a moment.
444
00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,190
Ma'am.
445
00:44:43,630 --> 00:44:46,270
- You got five minutes
- Thank you.
446
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:01,110
Hey!
447
00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:05,470
I've never been here
during the daylight.
448
00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:07,470
It's warm.
449
00:45:08,390 --> 00:45:11,190
Listen, I gotta be quick.
So I spoke to Greg.
450
00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:12,390
Oh.
451
00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:17,550
- You're passing over tomorrow?
- Yeah.
452
00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:19,350
Couple of hours after the wedding.
453
00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:24,510
So I guess I am technically
honeymooning here forever.
454
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,230
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
455
00:45:31,110 --> 00:45:34,350
- I'm gonna say something crazy.
- Okay.
456
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,150
Wanna marry me instead?
457
00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:45,110
It's just... Greg seems great, but...
458
00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:48,750
Why not someone you've connected with?
459
00:45:57,830 --> 00:45:59,590
Is that a yes?
460
00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:04,110
...to be your lawfully wedded wife,
461
00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:09,350
to have and to hold,
in sickness and in health,
462
00:46:10,590 --> 00:46:15,230
in good times and in woe,
for richer, for poorer...
463
00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:29,629
_
464
00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:49,550
Hold tight.
465
00:47:51,830 --> 00:47:53,190
There you go.
466
00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:58,510
Nearly there.
467
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,750
That's it.
468
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:13,750
Are you sure you're all right?
469
00:48:44,710 --> 00:48:45,830
Hey!
470
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,550
You didn't dress up to see me?
471
00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:58,310
Oh...
472
00:48:58,390 --> 00:48:59,830
Come on!
473
00:49:01,950 --> 00:49:04,070
Better?
474
00:49:06,190 --> 00:49:07,190
Whoop!
475
00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:11,590
Oh!
476
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,750
Oh! Whoo!
477
00:49:23,590 --> 00:49:25,470
Looks so real.
478
00:49:28,190 --> 00:49:30,510
It feels so real!
479
00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:42,270
- What are you doing?
- Oh, I love it here!
480
00:49:42,350 --> 00:49:43,350
I just love it.
481
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:47,110
- You've been here before.
- But now I live here!
482
00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:49,910
Be with me.
483
00:49:51,350 --> 00:49:54,870
- I'm with you now.
- That's not what I mean.
484
00:49:56,790 --> 00:49:58,150
Pass over.
485
00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:02,430
- When it's your time.
- Yorkie.
486
00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:05,870
- Stay here with me.
- Can we just enjoy tonight?
487
00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:07,950
It's almost midnight.
488
00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:09,390
In ten minutes, you're out of here.
489
00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:11,110
Then I gotta wait a week
to see you again.
490
00:50:11,190 --> 00:50:14,310
- You know I'm just a visitor.
- What, a couple of months, then what?
491
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:17,110
- We're not discussing this.
- Then you're gone.
492
00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:21,030
- Just gone. You could have forever.
- Forever?
493
00:50:21,110 --> 00:50:24,350
- Who can even make sense of forever?
- However long you want then.
494
00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:27,030
I mean, you can remove yourself
like that.
495
00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:28,910
It's not a trap.
496
00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:32,390
I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it!
497
00:50:32,470 --> 00:50:34,790
- I'm going.
- Hey! Oh. Hey.
498
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:37,670
It's real.
499
00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:41,230
This is real.
500
00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:44,470
And this.
501
00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:47,510
- Hmm?
- Come on.
502
00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:49,430
You know that was just a gesture.
503
00:50:51,390 --> 00:50:55,110
- You married me.
- To help you pass over.
504
00:50:55,190 --> 00:51:00,070
- As a... kindness.
- It's not so kind to leave.
505
00:51:04,070 --> 00:51:07,110
Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just...
506
00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:10,910
I got this chance.
507
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,790
We got this chance.
I wanna share it with you.
508
00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:20,830
I said I made my choice.
509
00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:24,030
What is it? You feel bad
because your husband isn't here?
510
00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:27,710
- Because that was his choice.
- Don't.
511
00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:30,470
He chose not to stay here.
It's like he left you.
512
00:51:31,430 --> 00:51:34,510
You know, he could have stayed,
but he chose to leave you.
513
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,870
- You don't know what you're saying.
- You should be mad at him.
514
00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:38,990
- Not whipping yourself with guilt.
- Get off me.
515
00:51:39,070 --> 00:51:42,950
You can't see it!
But what he did, it was selfish actually!
516
00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:49,070
Forty-nine years...
517
00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:56,510
I was with him for 49 years.
518
00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:00,110
You can't begin to imagine.
519
00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:02,830
You can't know...
520
00:52:04,670 --> 00:52:08,230
the bond, the commitment, the boredom,
521
00:52:08,310 --> 00:52:10,670
the yearning, the laughter,
the love of it.
522
00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:13,310
The fucking love. You just cannot know!
523
00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,430
Everything we sacrificed.
524
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,390
The years I gave him.
The years he gave me.
525
00:52:22,470 --> 00:52:23,830
Did you think to ask?
526
00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:28,390
Did it occur to you to ask?
527
00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:32,350
We had a daughter.
528
00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:36,310
Alison.
529
00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:41,110
Always difficult, always beautiful.
530
00:52:41,190 --> 00:52:43,910
Died at 39 years old, bless her heart.
531
00:52:43,990 --> 00:52:47,070
And Richard and I,
we felt that heartbreak as one.
532
00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:51,270
You think you're the only person
ever suffered, go fuck yourself.
533
00:52:51,350 --> 00:52:53,550
- Well, I didn't know...
- Didn't think to.
534
00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:57,630
You know, when he was dying,
Richard said to me
535
00:52:57,710 --> 00:53:01,350
when they offered him this,
to pass over, pass through,
536
00:53:01,430 --> 00:53:04,110
spend eternity in this fucking graveyard
you're so in love with,
537
00:53:04,190 --> 00:53:09,870
he said, "How can I?
When she missed out, how can I?"
538
00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:12,350
And so he went.
539
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:16,750
And I wish I could believe he's
with her now,
540
00:53:16,830 --> 00:53:18,470
that they're together, but I don't.
541
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,390
I believe they're nowhere.
Just like you said.
542
00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:27,070
Gone. No, I pitied you,
and that's the truth. I pitied you.
543
00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,550
Now you give me some sales pitch
544
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:30,510
about how fucking peachy forever
could be.
545
00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:31,630
I'm sorry.
546
00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,910
You wanna spend forever
somewhere nothing matters?
547
00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,790
End up like Wes?
548
00:53:36,870 --> 00:53:39,990
All those lost fucks at the Quagmire
549
00:53:40,070 --> 00:53:42,150
trying anything to feel something,
go ahead.
550
00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:46,150
But I'm out. I'm gone.
551
00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:53,110
Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly!
552
00:54:24,781 --> 00:54:25,592
_
553
00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:09,150
Hey, Kelly.
554
00:56:10,990 --> 00:56:14,150
- You all right?
- Yeah, I am fine.
555
00:57:11,030 --> 00:57:13,990
- Well, okay then.
- Huh?
556
00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:19,430
Kelly?
557
00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:22,670
All things considered...
558
00:57:24,710 --> 00:57:26,150
I guess I'm ready.
559
00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:29,790
For what?
560
00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,070
For the rest of it.
561
00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:29,850
_
562
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,230
Ready?
563
00:58:49,310 --> 00:58:52,230
Whoo!
564
00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:59,430
Whoo!
565
01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:14,590
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