1 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:15,243 Guess what I'm getting? 2 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:17,644 A '57 Chevy. 3 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,683 - Really? - My neighbor's selling one, a convertible! 4 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,016 Yeah? How come you're doing that? 5 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,251 - I want one, why not? - You got spare change? 6 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,487 - I got nothing, man. - You want this? 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,224 What is it? 8 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:33,529 What is it? It's tuna. 9 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:36,565 I don't like tuna. 10 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:41,935 All right. 11 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,768 The guy doesn't like tuna. 12 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,854 - Isn't this nice? - Look who's here. 13 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,862 - Hi, Julie. How you doing? - She's just returning Sour Grapes. 14 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,458 What'd you think? 15 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,492 - Don't ask her that and put her on the spot. - Come on, I can ask. 16 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,630 - I'm just curious. - I enjoyed it. 17 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:17,107 It was interesting. It was such a perfect length. 18 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,705 That's my specialty, length. 19 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:23,078 - I thought it was a good length. - The width, what about the width? 20 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,777 There's some good width in that movie. 21 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,422 No, I thought it was interesting. 22 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:32,549 And the expressions sometimes, on the characters' faces... 23 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,684 I thought I would, you know... 24 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,319 You've seen it. 25 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,229 - There was some real fun stuff. - Good, I'm glad you liked it. 26 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,292 - Did you think so? - Absolutely. 27 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:44,893 Fun, fun stuff. 28 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,269 - You're doing... - Johnny Carson used to say that. 29 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,399 - Okay, I thought that's... - Fun stuff! 30 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,502 He's really good at impersonations. 31 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,337 What, do you have to be sarcastic? 32 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:59,279 - I could barely tell who you were doing! - Okay, fine. 33 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,286 Thanks so much for loaning it to me. 34 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,151 I've actually gotta get running. 35 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,857 I will see you at the dinner party on Friday night. 36 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:10,021 Right. If it still goes. Our caterer just canceled. 37 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,290 Oh, no. 38 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,961 The caterer canceled? 39 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,364 How come? 40 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,502 - Personal reasons. - Personal reasons? 41 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,164 She said, "I've got personal reasons. I can't do it." 42 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,935 You can get away with anything. 43 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,499 Nobody has to explain. They just say it's personal. 44 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:27,546 Yeah, they make it sound like they don't wanna talk about it. 45 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,445 You should call Jeff's neighbor. 46 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,279 - Why? - She's a caterer. 47 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,941 All right, we'll think... 48 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,510 Jeff says she's great. Don't dismiss it so quickly. 49 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,921 - Well, it's Jeff. - Lf this guy knows anything, he knows food. 50 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,325 - Believe me, you could trust him on food. - All right, and she's good. 51 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:45,922 - He thinks she's great. - All right, we're in dire straits. Fine. 52 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,298 - Call Jeff's neighbor. - I look forward to seeing you guys. 53 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,837 Yeah, I can't wait to see you and Pat. 54 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,964 And get back to me about the invitation. 55 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,133 - 'Bye, Julie. - Okay, I'll do that. 'Bye. 56 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,235 - And we'll talk. - Okay, great. See you. 57 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:10,786 Do me a favor. Call me back and leave me the number of your neighbor, the caterer. 58 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,458 Much appreciated. 'Bye. 59 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:19,029 - I think she really liked it. - Really? 60 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,259 Do me a favor, will you? 61 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:25,270 Please don't give this tape to your friends anymore, the tape of the movie. 62 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,568 - She said she liked it. - She didn't like it. 63 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,301 "Enjoy" does not mean "like." 64 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,673 She wouldn't say something she didn't mean. 65 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:34,269 I know. But she didn't mean anything that she said. 66 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,474 You don't know her that well. 67 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:39,550 Maybe on Friday you'll get to know her a little bit better... 68 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,144 Do you have to have this dinner party? Why do this? 69 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,621 What is this compulsion... 70 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,955 to have people over your house and serve them food and talk to them? 71 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:50,189 - It's fun, it's a gathering, a party. - What a strange thing. 72 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:53,198 Why can't you just lighten up and have a good time? 73 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,700 People from Brooklyn don't walk around like that. 74 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:58,828 We are in California now. You've gotta try a different way. 75 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,068 I'd like to make a bet that I'm not close to having a good time. 76 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,472 Do you wanna bet? 77 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,706 - I won't not have a good time on purpose. - No, I feel you will. 78 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:09,976 - We'll make a bet and see. - You already decided you won't. 79 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:13,746 I didn't decide that. I'm gonna try, but I know... 80 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,947 - I'll make a bet. - Blow job in the car. 81 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,649 A blow job in the car. 82 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,989 - How about a side bet? - Depends on where we're going. 83 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,764 I think she'll dig doing your party. Her food's awesome. 84 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,399 She's a great caterer. 85 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,499 Yeah, you know what? 86 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:37,976 Until I moved to Los Angeles, I was never in the same room as a caterer. Ever, once. 87 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:41,138 You can give me a Swanson's turkey dinner and I could care less. 88 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:45,173 - The potatoes are great in that dinner. - I used to like the fried chicken one. 89 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,151 - That's good, too. - Wasn't that good? 90 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,745 - Man! - All right, I'm gonna get out of here. 91 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:54,349 Larry, I need to talk to you about something very serious. 92 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,621 Really? 93 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,361 What is it? Did I do something? 94 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,958 - Yes, you did. - What? What did I do? 95 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,363 You never congratulated me on my new car. 96 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,238 What, are you kidding? 97 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,476 - No, I'm not kidding. I was hurt by it. - I never congratulated you on your new car? 98 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:19,245 You walked all the way from your desk to tell me that? 99 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,049 I didn't know how I was gonna tell you. 100 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:23,611 It's not like having a kid. 101 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:27,524 I didn't know that congratulations were in order when you get a new car. 102 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,083 They were. 103 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,433 I'm sorry I didn't congratulate you on your new car. Congratulations. I'm sorry. 104 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,900 - Let's take a drive. - What, now? 105 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:40,302 Now. It'll make you feel great, it's fun! You'll feel good driving it. 106 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,365 - Me drive it? - Right now, I want you to drive it. 107 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,035 The car is fun! 108 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,541 - Come on. - Let's go, all right! 109 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,885 - This is fantastic. - It's unbelievable, isn't it? 110 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,615 - What a car! - Now you know what I'm talking about. 111 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,658 I could see why you got hurt when I didn't congratulate you. 112 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,284 This is a big deal. 113 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:05,354 - All original, everything's the same. - Amazing, put the radio on. 114 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,334 - What'd you pay for this? - It's personal. 115 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,700 Personal? What are you, insane? 116 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,796 It's personal, everything's personal. 117 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,171 - It's personal. - God. 118 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,211 Let's go back already. 119 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,974 I'm uncomfortable driving it. I'd like to go back. 120 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,710 No, we'll go back in a while. Drive a little bit more. 121 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,014 ... would be worried about their transmission. 122 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,782 Aamco: Double A, M-C-O. 123 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,619 It's a stop sign over here, okay? 124 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:35,354 - I didn't honk at you, you fucking asshole! - It was the radio, Larry! 125 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,530 What are you, nuts? 126 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,396 - Fucking idiot. - Fucking asshole! 127 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:48,463 Look at the license plate. Get the license plate! 128 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:50,468 4-Y something. 129 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,374 "4-Y something." 130 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,640 Holy shit! 131 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,813 The guy could've killed us! 132 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,852 It was the radio! 133 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,563 Is looking at it gonna make it better? Let's go, come on! 134 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:25,303 - I thought he beeped me. - Haven't you heard that commercial before? 135 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:29,371 "Double A, beep, beep, M-C-O." Everyone's heard that commercial. 136 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,849 I'm really sorry. 137 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,409 It was my idea to have you drive, but you know what? 138 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,387 - What the hell is that? - What is that? 139 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,152 - What's that noise? - This is great. 140 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,120 Larry, Aamco. 141 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,494 "Double A, beep, beep, M-C-O." 142 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,525 It sounded like his horn. 143 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:03,443 We actually just got the contract for Diet Rite... 144 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,916 to do all the injection molding. 145 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:10,052 I imagine Cheryl told you what's been going on with Pat's company? 146 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:14,786 We are moving from, get this, from Covina to Downey. 147 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:18,456 So I've got two lines up in Downey, and two lines going in Covina. 148 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,998 It's just been... 149 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,626 The books are split between Covina and Downey... 150 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,296 and it's about a 35-, 40-minute drive between the two. 151 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:29,535 - Boy, it's gotta be a pain in the neck. - We've been trying to clock... 152 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:32,772 exactly how much time, hopefully, everyone's gonna be saving... 153 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,540 because it is a few miles... 154 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:39,278 It's a few miles, it's closer. And you get to take the 710 versus the 10. 155 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,320 He's moving to Covina. 156 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:45,086 - What's that? - They're moving to, what, Downey? 157 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:49,025 - Julie was telling me that. - It's like a six-mile... It's a difference. 158 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,926 It'll save us a lot of time. 159 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:55,491 - Lf you guys are ever down there, swing by. - Yeah, we'll give you a tour. 160 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,664 - To the offices. - Let's talk and figure out a time. 161 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:03,470 - Right. Definitely. - Larry, you remember Allison and Kevin. 162 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,273 - Hello. - They just went on a cruise. 163 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:09,508 Larry, you gotta take this little lady on a cruise. 164 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,143 - I know where I'm gonna take this little lady. - Excuse me for one second. 165 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:17,952 Let me tell you, cruising is... It's the best trip we've ever had. 166 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,618 Did we not see a show on that boat? 167 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:24,561 We saw a production of Annie Get Your Gun that was better than anything I've seen. 168 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,598 - Really? - The energy... 169 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,601 - The girl who played Annie... - This girl who played Annie... 170 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,068 And we spent time with her... 171 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,664 - Annie's a little girl, or an adult? - Annie Get Your Gun. It's not Annie. 172 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,265 - Not little Annie? - No, not with the dog. 173 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,538 I was wondering, how's she gonna be on both? 174 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:44,174 But this is a young... This would be Keri Russell-style, you know, Felicity. 175 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:47,985 How are you doing? 176 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,749 - Good, how are you doing? - Good. 177 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,813 I was just admiring your art here. 178 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,291 - I'm Mike Duffy. How are you? - Hi, Larry David. 179 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,328 Listen, I know who you are. 180 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,659 Nice to meet you. 181 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,528 - Nice house you have. - Thank you. 182 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,195 You mind if I ask you a question? We watch the Seinfeld show, right? 183 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,762 But we didn't watch it when it was on, and now it's on the reruns. 184 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,331 Do you get paid every time they show that? 185 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,472 - Yeah. - That's great. 186 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,982 I was thinking the other day, how great it would be if Aamco paid me... 187 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,574 for transmissions that I fixed six years ago. 188 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,212 That's good, how you just did that. 189 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:23,979 What? 190 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:27,457 He's very good. You told him about the Aamco thing? 191 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,126 - No. - Very funny. 192 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,561 - I work for Aamco. - Very funny joke. 193 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,361 I work for Aamco. No, I'm not kidding you. I do. 194 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:38,199 - Of course. He's terrific. - He does work for Aamco. 195 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,999 I completely forgot about that. 196 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:43,064 - Why would I make that up? - You own an Aamco station? 197 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,600 - Three of them, actually. - You won't believe what happened to me. 198 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,477 - What? - My friend got this '57 Chevy. 199 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,675 Great, '57 Chevy. I love those cars. 200 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:55,915 I'm driving the car and this Aamco commercial comes on the radio. 201 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,355 - Sure, James Brolin, "Beep-beep!" - "Double A..." Right, "Beep-beep!" 202 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,916 - Yeah, "M-C-O." - I thought the beeps were real. 203 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,327 - No, it's in the commercial. - I thought the guy behind me was beeping. 204 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,526 So I turned around, and I started yelling at the guy. 205 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,161 He started yelling back. The guy got so pissed off... 206 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,262 he rammed us from behind and sped away. 207 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,502 - My God, that's terrible. - Now the car's making a terrible noise. 208 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,770 - Was the car in gear when he hit you? - Yeah. 209 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:22,302 That could be something serious. You know, my father had a '57 Chevy. 210 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:26,249 I could take that car apart and put it back. I'm sure I could take a look at it... 211 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,910 and do something for you. 212 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:31,252 - My God, that's unbelievable. - I got a card here. Give me a call. 213 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,883 - Mrs. David? Dinner's served. - Thank you. 214 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,620 You guys, it's dinnertime. 215 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:41,333 - That's fantastic. - I like you, Larry. I like your show, too. 216 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,527 - Thank you very much. - You know Maggie. 217 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:46,162 - Hi, Maggie. - I like this guy. 218 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,105 - He's gonna help us out. - Now he's gonna feed us. 219 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,643 This is great. Don't worry, we'll take care of you. 220 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,881 Listen, everybody, have a seat wherever you'd like. 221 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,512 How about that? 222 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,825 Back support. I got a thing with my back. 223 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,453 This is great. Look at this table. 224 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,532 - The china, these chairs, that's solid. - You like that? 225 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,092 We gotta get some with the wings on them. Go to Ethan Allen. 226 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,833 Come on, sit down, Larry. Everybody, just dig right in. 227 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,034 There's no reason to wait or anything. 228 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,271 We'll take the courses as they come along. 229 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,746 - Dig in, you heard the man! - Have yourself a good time, all right? 230 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:34,616 I think Larry will agree with me on this. We don't stand on tradition in this house. 231 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,155 However, there is one tradition... 232 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,215 that I particularly enjoy, and please join me. 233 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,762 "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 234 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,957 "Bless us, Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are to receive... 235 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,159 "from thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. Amen. 236 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:53,069 "In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen." Let's break bread. 237 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,937 - May I start with my salad now? - Sure. 238 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:59,171 He said it's okay to start the salad, everybody. 239 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,538 One more thing, all right? 240 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,244 - Here's to friends. - Here's to friends! 241 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:10,015 That was a good show, Friends. Did you have anything to do with that one? 242 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,422 - No, hell of a show. - That's in reruns now, too, isn't it? 243 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,891 Is it? 244 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,520 I can't believe they get paid every time it comes on. 245 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,757 So you're moving to Covina? 246 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:24,602 Actually we're moving to Downey. I'm in Covina right now. 247 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,532 - Have you been down to Downey much? - No. 248 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,665 They are doing a lot down there. 249 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,439 - We got a sweetheart of a deal from the city. - Really? 250 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:37,039 I've got a lot that is almost like a trapezoid... 251 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,017 and it butts up against a railroad track. 252 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,883 - Is that so? - That actually brings my taxes down. 253 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,418 Oh, boy! 254 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,017 When's the next meeting of the Young Republicans' Club? 255 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,289 You have one planned for next month? 256 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:54,662 No, but we can certainly get the group together... 257 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,133 Yeah, I'd really like to. 258 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,864 - Would you? - Yeah. 259 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:02,169 - Did you have a good time? - Let me tell you something. 260 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:06,177 The next time you do one of these things, I want some Jews in the house. 261 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,908 - Okay, I'll make a note of that. - I want some Cohens, some Bernsteins... 262 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:13,110 some Goldsteins, a Schwartz, okay? 263 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,120 Anything in that area, that family, okay? 264 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,952 What about the guy who took my seat? What was that about? 265 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,322 Yeah, why didn't you say something? 266 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,362 He pushed me away because you said, "Sit anywhere you want." 267 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,456 Why didn't you just say, "Except that chair, that's my chair"? 268 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,902 First of all, because he's fixing Jeff's car. I didn't want to start up with him. 269 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,633 - That's nice. - I know, and then he said grace. 270 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,676 - Come on. Grace? - It was charming. 271 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,446 - How do you do that, again? - "The Father, Son, Holy Spirit." 272 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,812 What are you touching here? Your belly button? 273 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,785 Some people go farther down, but most go to the chest. 274 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,616 You go to the chest. 275 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,714 "The Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Amen." 276 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,193 - So you really didn't have a good time? - No, I really didn't. 277 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,629 And guess what? 278 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,429 - What? - Somebody lost a little bet tonight. 279 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,527 Somebody owes somebody... 280 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,500 Yeah, that's right. You better start thinking about it. 281 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,770 Good morning. 282 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,817 - I have a small request. - What's that? 283 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,852 Can we please go back to Colgate? 284 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,744 Why? 285 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:27,155 I just don't like... There's no taste to that Indian thing. 286 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,659 That's fine. 287 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,091 What, is there a message on this thing? 288 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,098 Really? I didn't hear the phone ring. 289 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,033 Saturday, 7:32 a.m. 290 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,297 Larry, Mike Duffy. The Aamco guy. 291 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:43,868 Sorry for calling so early. I'm feeling weird about something that happened last night. 292 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,437 I wanna talk to you about it. I'll be in my office, say, around 12:30. 293 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,673 You got my number. Call me. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. 294 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,248 - "Feeling weird about something"? - Yeah, what's that? 295 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:02,251 What kind of message is that to leave at 7:30 in the morning? 296 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,660 I don't know. Maybe he's very upset about... 297 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:08,530 He should've said what it was. Now I have to think about this all day? 298 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,999 I hate messages like that. 299 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,596 Either just say, "Call me back," or tell me why you're feeling weird. 300 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:17,768 What could I have done to make him feel weird? I can't think of anything. 301 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,409 Unless he's feeling weird that he took my seat. 302 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:26,777 That's possible. Although last night, he didn't seem to mind at all. 303 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,516 Wait a second. You know what it could be, too? 304 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:34,218 Last night, I was talking to Allison about our house in Martha's Vineyard... 305 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,956 and I told her that you don't like people to stay in the guesthouse. 306 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:41,397 And I look over, and I see Maggie... 307 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,795 Seemed like she overheard something, and she had a weird look on her face. 308 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,168 Why would she care? 309 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,606 Because Maggie and Mike are going to Martha's Vineyard. 310 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:55,739 I see. So now they think that we don't want them staying at our guesthouse. 311 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,305 Indirectly, I was trying to give her the message. 312 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,784 We don't want them staying at our guesthouse. 313 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,254 But now they think I don't want them staying in the guesthouse. 314 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,917 If it's between him fixing Jeff's car... 315 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,825 or him staying in our guesthouse, Jeff's out of luck. 316 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,453 That's fine with me. 317 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,466 I think I'll get one of those apple turnovers from last night. 318 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,397 That sounds good. 319 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:24,806 - Where are the apple turnovers? - They're in the refrigerator? 320 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,441 No, I don't think so. 321 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,445 - You don't see them in there? - They're not in here. 322 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:36,079 - Okay, I know how you look for things. - They're not there. 323 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:43,053 Where's all the food from last night? Where are the leftovers? 324 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,686 I don't know. 325 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,324 Did you tell the caterer to take things home? 326 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,966 - You didn't? - I did not. 327 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,900 - What do you make of that? - I don't know. 328 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,601 - She took the leftovers? - She would just take them? 329 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,144 Do you think she would take it upon herself to... 330 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,736 You know what? 331 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,509 I seem to remember her... 332 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,582 walking out with a platter, to the car. 333 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,954 Did you say something? You didn't say anything to her? 334 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,357 I don't expect her to steal our food. 335 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,225 - This is stealing. - I know it is. 336 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,130 I mean, this is ridiculous. She didn't even ask anybody? 337 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,690 I'm calling... 338 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,498 This is very unprofessional, if you ask me. 339 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,369 It's completely unprofessional. 340 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,773 I know, because my whole career's been based on being unprofessional. 341 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,142 You should never listen to Jeff for anything. 342 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,148 I don't know why I have to keep telling you that. 343 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,740 Hi, may I speak to... 344 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,183 I can't believe this woman stole our leftovers! 345 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,653 Hi, Debbie, it's Cheryl David from last night. 346 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:47,453 Larry and I were just wondering where the leftover food is. 347 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,322 You did? 348 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,466 Why did you think you could take the food home with you? 349 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,094 Did anybody tell you you could do that? 350 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,832 Nobody told you you couldn't, great. 351 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,602 We will cancel the check if we don't get the food back. 352 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,404 Yeah, so... 353 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:10,576 Larry's gonna come over and pick it up. 354 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,380 He'll be over in a little while. Thanks. 355 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,377 Unbelievable. 356 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,118 - What nerve. - I gotta go and pick up the leftovers? 357 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:30,967 I'm really not sure that everything survived the trip here, so... 358 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,901 Survived the trip here? 359 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:36,802 Where did you come from, the Sudan? What are you talking about? 360 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,604 Where's the chicken? 361 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,507 - There really isn't any chicken left. - There's no chicken left? 362 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,912 Not really. 363 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,681 What did you do with all the chicken? 364 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,015 You threw it out? 365 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:52,545 There was, maybe... There was three pieces of chicken. 366 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,893 Three pieces of chicken? 367 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,560 - Where'd that come from? - Sorry about that, there you go. 368 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,961 Where's the rest of it? 369 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,695 I gave it away to a homeless shelter. 370 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,733 - You gave it to a homeless shelter? - Yes, I did. 371 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,106 - And where is this homeless shelter? - The Scott Mission on Fourth. 372 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,904 So they eat this gourmet food? Catered food? 373 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,942 Sorry to interrupt, but I dropped the food off at Jeff's. 374 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,785 Thank you, Carmel. Did you wanna check on the buns out back? 375 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,289 You dropped the food off at Jeff Greene's? 376 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,552 Thanks, Carmel. 377 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,027 Does he have the apple turnovers, or do you have them? 378 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,197 - I don't know about the apple turnovers. - You don't? 379 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,427 That's a mystery to you? 380 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,902 I don't know what happened. Maybe people finished them off last night. 381 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,532 That's your theory for everything, isn't it? 382 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,543 Why don't you go buy yourself 10 apple turnovers? 383 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,704 - I did buy them! - I'll spring for them. 384 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,873 I bought them last night and somebody took them! 385 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,823 Enjoying the chicken? 386 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,400 - I was gonna bring this by your house. - What? 387 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,799 Bring it by your house. 388 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,360 I thought you wouldn't mind me having some. 389 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,633 Did you know that she stole my leftovers? 390 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,868 - Yes, I did. - You did? You knew that? 391 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,003 - I just found that out. - I see you got my apple turnovers. 392 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,671 They're delicious, by the way. 393 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,876 I wanted to have one this morning, but they weren't in my house. 394 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,441 Man, oh, man! 395 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:33,089 - Don't suggest any more people for me. - She's a good cook. 396 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:37,088 - Yeah, she is a good cook. - Apple turnovers. 397 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,289 What a racket you've got going. 398 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,492 What do you get? Ten percent of my salary, ten percent of my food? 399 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,761 Stop it. 400 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,595 I got your message. 401 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:50,033 - Aamco guy? What are the odds? - These are so good. 402 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,099 What are the odds of an Aamco guy? 403 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:55,304 - There might be a problem with that. - What'd you do? 404 00:21:55,380 --> 00:22:00,079 At the party, my wife told somebody that I didn't want anybody staying at our house... 405 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,913 I don't think it's gonna be good. 406 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:10,325 Meanwhile, he hasn't said anything about last night. So, at least he's working on it. 407 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,625 Yeah, I know, that's so cool. 408 00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,522 I got some good news and some bad news for you. 409 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,330 The bad news is, you did some damage to the transmission. 410 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,031 The good news is, my rash cleared up. 411 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,269 - No, seriously, I can fix it. - Yes, good! 412 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,778 I'm one of the few guys in town that can do this. 413 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,177 - Good man. - Thank you. 414 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,182 I specialize in the early model Powerglide transmissions. 415 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,775 - That's great. - I'll give you the best deal I can. 416 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,321 You handle the parts, I'll handle the labor. 417 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,913 I'll take care of the labor. 418 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,550 For what you did for me? That was a wonderful dinner. 419 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,958 I'm gonna pay for the labor. 420 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,795 Listen, Larry, can I speak to you just for a second in the back room? 421 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:51,666 Something, kind of a personal nature. If you don't mind? 422 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,231 Sure. 423 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:57,673 Apologize if you have to. Just say you're sorry. 424 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,210 Why don't you have a seat? 425 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,575 Sorry about the mess. It's our busy season. 426 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,136 You should see my office. 427 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,844 I wanna thank you for that wonderful dinner you gave us last night. 428 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:09,352 - Mike, it was my pleasure. - It was a great time... 429 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,514 - Wasn't it great? - The food was terrific. 430 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:15,117 - Your friends, I enjoyed their company. - They're very nice people. 431 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,128 Sorry we didn't get a chance to play that running charade. 432 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:21,131 - That's okay, next time we'll do that. - I hope so. 433 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:24,828 The reason I'm feeling bad is that Maggie mentioned something to me... 434 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,838 You know what? My wife never should have said... 435 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,865 that I didn't want people to stay in the house in Martha's Vineyard this summer. 436 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:35,037 Actually, I was gonna apologize for sitting in your chair. 437 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:39,447 That's what I wanted to talk about. You should've sat at the head of the table. 438 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,748 I don't care that you sat there. 439 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:45,620 - No, it's your house. - I like sitting over there. 440 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,759 - But, Martha's Vineyard... - Do you think I care about that? 441 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:53,297 Let's get back to Martha's Vineyard for a second. 442 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:58,200 Maggie and I are gonna go there, but we're not gonna barge in and invade your privacy. 443 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,795 We've been going to Martha's Vineyard for years. 444 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,931 I've been going there since I was a kid. 445 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,476 We'll go this summer, we'll go clamming together. 446 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,808 We won't do any clamming in Martha's Vineyard. 447 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,541 I have friends there, we don't have to impose upon you. 448 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,378 I didn't suggest that you would. 449 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,649 - I think you did suggest it. - You're misunderstanding this whole thing. 450 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:17,949 You really are. 451 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,891 Like I said before, it's our busy season, and I got some things to take care of. 452 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,225 - Excuse me, I have to make a phone call. - Mike, can I just... 453 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,265 I think we're done here. 454 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,145 You got any spare change, man? 455 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,242 Let me ask you something. 456 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,414 Ever eat over at that mission on Fourth Street? 457 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:55,424 Do they ever serve anything like chicken I'orange or tuna tapénade? 458 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,294 The only thing they serve is soup, and sometimes peanut butter. 459 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,765 Soup and peanut butter. 460 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,434 - You want this? - What is it? 461 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,867 Chicken I'orange, seafood salad, soufflé. 462 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,907 - Sure, I'll take it. - You got it. 463 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:14,939 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 464 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,449 - That restaurant was good. - Wasn't that a great meal? 465 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,184 - I loved it. - Nothing like a good piece of fish. 466 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,453 Yeah, they have good seafood. 467 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,290 Well... 468 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,927 somebody lost a bet.